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Hello kiddies. It's your old pal,

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Jack CRE the voice of the Crip keeper.

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And you are listening to the bottom shelf.

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<Laugh> uh.

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Oh, okay. Everything's good to go.
You guys should all be here shortly.

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Oh, and so I said to the doctor,
Bennett. Heck I broke it.

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Sean. Yeah. Oh, gosh. You
got, you got the tacos. What?

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The, to no. What do you mean tacos?

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We, we sent away from tacos. Remember?

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Yeah. And Branson's gonna bring them.

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Brenton.

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A, um, speaking of Branson,
taco bell, where is Branson?

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That's a good question.

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I set a memo out last week.

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We were supposed to be watching a movie
today and we show on time and ready to

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go. Well, yeah. Where is he?

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Yeah.

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And then some genius decided to start
promoting the episode by putting taco

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bell advertisements on the.

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Facebook. I mean, I have
no CLMs with this. Well.

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Yeah,

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except Branson got overly excited
and started binging on the taco bell.

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Oh gosh.

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I got some, some taco bell too.

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I'm gonna mess homeboy.

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Yes. My taco bell.

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Homeboy homeboy has been camping out
in the bathroom for the past week.

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Uh, he, he should have learned a
long time ago. I got a massage.

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From here. I'm eating here. Clicks, pop.

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GLS. Uh, GLS had to install a seatbelt
on that thing for him. <laugh>.

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Hey, I got a message from
CEL. Hold on one second.

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Good evening. Bottom shelf crew.
This is your Admiral speaking.

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I would like to remind
you that I do listen

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to all of your shenanigans and I have
been informed through the channels

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that you are reviewing. My
favorite Godzilla movie.

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I would like you to remember
as you review this movie,

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that it is indeed my favorite
Godzilla movie movie.

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I hope you enjoy have fun.

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Um, Jesus, well,

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this is the big one and we were down
a man and CEL lesson is on board.

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You know what? Wait, wait, wait. I
know a man. Give me a moment. Give,

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let me call him. I'm
bringing him up right now.

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You sound to discover a
world of terrible movies,

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high above the planet. Geekery
a group of Intrepid explorers,

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hover over the dangerous planet in
their fabulous super orbital spacecraft.

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Their mission to conduct a complete
analysis of movies known throughout the

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universe has terrible.

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So grab your space popcorn,

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grab your free dried ice cream and join
us for today's mission of discovery

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and Wanda,

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are these movies better than the
galaxy thinks or do they really belong.

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On the bottom shelf?

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My name is Kevin.

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One of the most humble guys you hear
on the show and this is the bottoms,

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self podcast and extension
of geek devotions.

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And we are dedicated to letting
you know that you are loved.

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So if you don't listen to
anything past this point,

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you are loved and you are created with
plan and purpose with me or space mates,

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senior Dallas, Panda,
captain marsh. You know,

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I screwed your name up, sorry.

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<Laugh> you know what? You know
what Kevin, if you, if you want,

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you can go in the bathroom and practice
that into the mirror a couple more

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times. Come, come back out. Try it again.

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Okay. Kermit.

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<Laugh> what's up, Kevin?
How's it going brother?

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It's going well, I just can't pronounce.
You're a full home five names.

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What's what's.

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What's with the what's with the
European's obsession with Muppets,

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you can called me Kermit
and I always, I always,

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I always hear Gordon Ramsey
being like you Muppet.

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That other voice you're hearing that
is John Jacob Jing hunter Smith.

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How you <laugh>.

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That's my name too?

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Yep.

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He was part of the junior harvest Smith,
uh, committee that, uh, was on the, uh,

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that bonus episode of the
bottom shelf of while back.

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Lovely.

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And apparently you're not hearing
Branson's voice because Branson decides he

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needs extended leave from taco bell
because he can't handle the food or handle

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his bowel system.

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I taught him how he taco bell years ago,
but he forgotten the ways. So shame.

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It.

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Takes a bite out time
and he just, you know.

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Took flush thing about it. Is he, he, uh,

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he he's trying to cut
calories. So he only got water,

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but he also wanted authentic Mexican
food. So he got authentic Mexican water.

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That's not taco bell.

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<Laugh> I don't know. It
has the same effect on me.

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Either one. It's nothing
authentic in taco bell.

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That's a that's calorie mix right there.

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Yeah. If you,

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if you see a white dude with pink
and rainbow color hair and he is,

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and he is telling you good vibes
tattoos on his arms, handing you tacos.

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That is definitely not real
authentic. Mexican <laugh> anyhow,

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surprising that we also have a
board with us special guest Golin Nu

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extraordinaire, Nathan.

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Hey.

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Welcome board. Nathan. You.

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Said this was French roast.
Are you even drink coffee?

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No.

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No, we, no.

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We haven't watched it yet. We
can't pretend like we've seen it.

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You realize how many
times I've seen, maybe he.

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Likes French roasts puff.

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<Laugh> also, I, uh, I believe,

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I believe Branson delivered your taco
bell to monster island and gave it to

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Zilla. That's why it's not
here. No. Oh, that would be it.

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Apparently he's do.

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And he works for Uber eats now and
somehow Zillow's learned how to order.

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I'm not sure. <laugh> not,
not sure how that works,

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but it's pretty easy to the
probably probably, but then again,

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I've seen lots of weird
things on monster island.

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Although I did not come
here from monster island.

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I was at all monsters
attack in Indianapolis.

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Suddenly I'm getting a call
from Jimmy who says, Hey,

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I just heard from that crazy Irishman
that we're needed at planet geekery okay,

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fine. Come get me interrupt
my convention. Sure. Whatever.

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And then he flies the S
Moonlight S Y three over here,

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Lantis scares the head a out of everybody
and then flies me here. I'm like,

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oh yes, I get to be on the bottom shelf.
And then he told me why. I'm like, oh.

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<Laugh>.

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<Laugh>.

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For those of you who are
Nathan here is the, uh,

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the host of the Mo island film vault,

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which is a 97 podcast
podcast coming from, uh, I.

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Have that disease.

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<Laugh> so there's a podcast where you
guys can get all the, uh, all your gut,

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all your giant monster, uh,
mayhem news from so Kevin,

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what do you have for us, Steve? Okay.

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Hang, hang, hang on.
Hang on a quick second.

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I can't let an opportunity like
this. Pass me by you need, I,

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I need you to settle an argument
here for me, Nate, if you could. Uh.

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It's not.

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The question. The.

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First it's not a Puma.

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The first question, the first
question that I have is,

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is Kalu a Kaiju.

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Short answer. Yes. All right.

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I disagree.

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But the second question is who
would win in a fight between

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Kalu and Godzilla?

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For those of you who are
wondering what's happening,

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Nathan currently is
having a mental breakdown.

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His eyes are rolling to the back of
his head as he processes this moment in

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time.

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Know that much Gazi win. I'm sure the be.

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Quarter.

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This is, this has been an ongoing
argument between Kevin and I and I just.

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Well, God, let's band more on movie.
He's more fandoms and he's more,

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more loved in some, um.

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I mean I've seen Godzilla take out
some pretty crazy things. I mean,

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king Gura may as well be in older horror.

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And although Godzilla needed
help both the time to beat him.

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Kalu lives in multiple realities. I mean.

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Have you seen well.

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While he's living in multiple
realities, listen, even this reality.

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And let's talk about a movie that I
actually have right here that below the

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dumpster. How about we do that?

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Do you need a hug, Kevin?

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No, because right now you're
side distracting from the
original conversation.

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<laugh> and it will go
down some tunnel. I.

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Do have a friend who might be able to
answer that question for you though. John,

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his name is Ryan. He goes by
the Omni viewer on YouTube.

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Did a whole panel about this on at GFAS.

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Oh yeah. Yeah. He's a cool guy.
One day. I like to meet him.

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So Kevin, what do you got for bud?

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Oh, right. You print a screw
heads. Review Godzilla.

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Since you already know what it is.

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All.

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Right. Yeah. He says, um.

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Kevin been watching army
of darkness recently.

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When has Kevin never stopped
watching over of darkness?

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That too bar podcast at the same
time. Exactly. This is my booms stick.

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So, so on this movie, let me see right.

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Here. Smart shop S smart, smart.

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I got my VHS right here, SIS from
the crass of independence day,

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Godzilla size does matter. You
could be taken so many ways.

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It's big. It's loud and it's fun
by Joel Siegel. Good morning.

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I could also be taking so many
ways. What crap. Let me see.

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On the back on the back of this VHS,

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this says Godzilla's is back
bigger and much better than ever.

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It's size, defies, comprehension,
and expertly designed theme park,

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ride of a movie that packs nonstop
thrills one jaw dropping scene.

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After another, the film never loses
another momentum or its human scale.

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That's not really saying much. This
is like saying this is the direct, um.

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Kevin, Kevin, Kevin,
let me see that, that.

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Box coming from a movie.

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Me say that box.

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No, this is mine. I, this is mine. This
is my dumpster. You stay over there.

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I'm just saying, let me, I'm
just saying I have the same one.

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Of.

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This vs. I have the same one and
there's no plot synopsis on the back.

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Okay. I'm just wondering like what, who
does not put a plot? So on the back,

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I mean, yes, it's Godzilla, but.

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In there defense, the first
physical media release of Batman 89,

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didn't do it either.

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Okay. Well, um, well this
film was released worldwide.

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The 20th may of 1998 runs two hours in
19 minutes and it's for PG 13 for a CGI

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dinosaur action, violent,

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some language dumb sex jokes in
the outdated Barney to clip. So.

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Tell us how you really.

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I'm just saying what's phrase PG 13
for it's directed RO by Roman Emrick by

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who.

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Haven't been in Ireland. Th 13 means.

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13. It is directed by RO
Emerick produced. Yeah. See,

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we're already here for some, um, you
know, some heat braces jokes too,

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while we're assets. It is directed by
Roman. Emerick produced by Dean Devlin,

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screenplay by Dean Devlin and Roman Emer.

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While they crypto names clearly
across this whole board,

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music is done by David Arnold. Someone.

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Else wanted to be.

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Involved with it.

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How about you read the back of
this VHS catch while you're at it?

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Do you.

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Need a hug? The music? My
God. I'm trying to speak.

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The music is done by David Arnold. If
you don't know who David Arnold is,

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he has done music for
many Dan's bond movies.

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And I think he did one of
the Narnia films as well.

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I think so.

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That's pretty impressive.

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I, the film, yeah, he, I think he
did for like seven James Bond films.

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He did the good ones. Yeah.
Well he also did some bad.

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Ones here. He's poor mans,
Danny Elfman it's but.

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Yeah. Yeah. It's starring Matthew
bla face Leon, the professional razz.

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More winning more the.

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Minutes.

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<Laugh>.

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Maria career killer. Patillo and <laugh>.

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Okay. Do I need to let you guys take
a breath or something? Oh, good. No,

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keep going. Keep, okay. Starring Leon,

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the professional Razzi award-winning
Mary Patillo. Kevin. Dunit all.

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I cast him the Simpsons,

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some of the Asian fighters from big
trouble in little China and a lot of fish.

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<laugh>.

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I love you, Kevin. Kevin, you are my hero.

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I love you too. <laugh> okay.
I'm glad to be everyone's hero.

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Oh my gosh. That's so.

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So here's something I've found
also in the back of this case, it,

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it says it's the winner two RAs
for best supporting actress and be,

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and worst remake reaching a load of
cheap racist jokes that David Bowie cover

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song millions of gallons of recycled
New York city water, bad coffee buns,

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and retaining more angry fans than
star wars, Piqua and sequels combined.

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That was for my brother.

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He wanted me to write that down and
give that to you guys. I was like, okay,

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I'll do that just for you
Jericho. So love you Jericho.

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Your brother's name is seriously
Jericho. That is amazing.

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<Laugh> yep.

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And my middle name is Joshua and my
parents always made a joke of it my entire

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life growing up. And he
still will until did.

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You March around him
all the time? <laugh>.

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Yep.

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Seven times every day. Around 10.

253
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No, not seven times every day. Just
one time a day. And then he punched me.

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Oh, no. Jerk will fought back. Oh
my gosh. All right, well let's,

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let's start talking about
this film <laugh> so, uh,

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we got some taglines,
uh, for the film. Ooh.

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Taglines. Let's hear, let's hear, do.

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The worst from our viewers on, uh,
on Instagram and on, uh, Facebook,

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which if you're not following
those platforms, I'll
encourage you guys to do it.

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Uh, Kevin is our best.

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Because if you're a real Christian,

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you would follow that only real
Christians follow these pages.

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So Kevin here is a master Meer and he
makes some great memes. And so, um,

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but we have some, uh, some
taglines that you amazing, uh,

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bottom sheers have provided. Uh,
one is here. These are these,

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uh, said in the taco
bell, uh, Chihuahua voice.

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That was the best part of the movie.
Um, that really was, I'm not gonna lie.

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The commercials were my favorite, uh,
Godzilla, not as bad as you remember.

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Oh, Godzilla Zillow, 2000.

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Think outside the bond
wrong movie. <laugh> I, I.

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Think.

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I was about to say, I think they got
the wrong movie for that one because.

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<Laugh>.

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I'd like,

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I don't even watch ki I don't even
watch Kaiju and I know Godzilla 2000 is

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something completely different.

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True story. God Zillow 2000 has my
favorite line and God Zillow film.

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There's this general talking about
this new weapon. And he goes,

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this missile will go through God's
ill, like crap through a goose,

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like crap through a goose goose.
That's only done by the way.

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It's it's and it's amazing. Yeah. I love
it. Yeah. So I might have to make a,

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a shirt with that too. All right. Um,

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we didn't know how to politicize
a giant lizard punching things.

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I, I, I understand that history
shows us again and again,

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how Hollywood is fol of men, Godzilla
blue oyster cult. Maybe <laugh>.

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Okay. Yay.

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I understood that. Right? I need.

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To know who I, I need, I need
Dallas. Yes. Who wrote that one? Oh.

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Lemme pull it up. Lemme pull it up.

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I, I need, I need to
know that person's name.

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Kristy refill and Z Peeky.

292
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Little bit there. Uh, John, when
you were yelling that's because.

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I was shouting. Got, we
got little too excited.

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I was shouting directly into
my diaphragm on my microphone.

295
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Your diaphragm's.

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Excite as over his microphone.

297
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No. To all bottom shell fans make John
happy, send more music references.

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It was um, Jonathan Gilbert.

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Jonathan Gilbert, if
you're out there listening,

300
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I just want to acknowledge the fact
that you have won this episode today.

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<laugh> for me, that's.

302
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According to John.

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So no matter what happens,

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I just want everybody to know that no
matter what happens beyond this point in

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the, in the show where that reference
was made, it's all downhill after this.

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You may as well just shut. Just
shut the show off right now,

307
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because it's not gonna be any better than
someone making a blue oyster or cult.

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Reference. All right. Well,
Nathan, thanks for joining us.

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We appreciate you being on the
show. Hope people can enjoy.

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See mate.

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All right. We have, uh, the
Saturday morning cartoon
was better was that's true.

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This is, this is the truth. Uh, oh.

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So you've guys seen this before.
Okay. You know, let's keep going.

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How many more telos are there?

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All right. Uh, just when you thought
he would, uh, quit Americanizing stuff,

316
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are we would've quit
American size and stuff? Uh,

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this isn't your father's Godzilla.
In fact, it's not anybody's Godzilla.

318
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That is actually untrue.

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<Laugh>.

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And then, uh, our buddy Mike, uh,
who was on our mortal combat episode,

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says that one movie that spent millions
upon millions in marketing alone.

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Oh, good Lord. And,
uh, boy, did they ever,

323
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this was one of the first times the people
learned the hype is not real. <laugh>

324
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uh, from the Instagram side, we have,
we're going to need a lot of fish.

325
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And then, uh,

326
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we have one more from an interesting
individual named the dapper, the diaper,

327
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man. I don't know. <laugh> it says,

328
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I think you'll need a bigger dumpster.

329
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That's what the subtitles
on YouTube say when <laugh>.

330
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Yeah.

331
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There's an issue with, uh,

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the subtitles reading Kevin and he said
good evening hundred Derman and I would

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think he was saying the diaper man.

334
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Every single time.

335
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So I think you'll need a bigger dumpster.
I think he's telegraphing here guys.

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Just.

337
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A little, just, just the time. I didn't
rewrote that someone else wrote that.

338
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Oh my gosh. Somebody having trivia
wrote quick, briefly about the film I,

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this was, we got,

340
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this was actually a permutation of
a much more interesting project.

341
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I can tell you that there,

342
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John Daut was trying to get a
Godzilla film made in the mid

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nineties with special effects by
Stan Hyde, not Stan Hyde. Excuse me,

344
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Stan Winston. I get those names mixed up.

345
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Sometimes Stan Hyde is a guy
involved with G Fs, sorry,

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but it fell through unfortunately.

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And if you look up the script
or the concept art, uh,

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for that version of Godzilla,
it was so much more interesting.

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<laugh> all right. Cool.
Any other trivia, John?

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Well, I pull this out a dumpster, John. I,

351
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I know how much you love to
look up IMDB. How about you?

352
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Tell us the trivia from IMDB, John.

353
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I got more. If you wanted. I.

354
00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:53,760
See with that lead in with that
lead in you big jerk. No, no,

355
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I will not do it. I'm not doing
it. Never again. No more trivia.

356
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,960
Let on the show. Nope. Go
ahead. Nope, it's done.

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This is the only.

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It's done.

359
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Here's a little trivia. No.

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More. All.

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Right. I guess.

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Page.

363
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Fill this gap now. Fun fact.

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Frank weer,

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the famous Frank weer
provided some of the monster

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noises in this, for those who don't know,

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Frank weer is a prolific voice
actor who played such characters as

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Slimer and Metron and
just to make it even Nu I.

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Thought he was an actual monster.

370
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:28,640
Yeah.

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And just to make it even nuttier rumor
has it that his rival Peter CU voice

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of optimist prime did animal
noises for king Kong in the 1976

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remake. Really? So whenever
they're talking to, to each other,

374
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it is arguably God's all versus con
yeah, I get that. I get that. Okay.

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00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:49,320
Sweet. Well, I feel like
that's all the tri for today.

376
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<laugh> it's because
John has failed you. No,

377
00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:55,280
John hasn, no.

378
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:56,720
John hasn't failed us.

379
00:18:56,850 --> 00:18:59,800
Kevin's hit bad buttons
like he does. All right.

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00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:04,040
Does expectations guys going in to
see this again? And I say again,

381
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because I know every one
of us have seen this.

382
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:09,600
I see the lick of despair
in our eyes. What?

383
00:19:09,630 --> 00:19:10,600
I never seen.

384
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:11,560
The show before. One of those secret,

385
00:19:11,710 --> 00:19:16,680
I saw this twice in a movie theater
once when it came out and once for

386
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riff tracks. So what is your
expectations for today's episode?

387
00:19:20,140 --> 00:19:23,920
For the today's viewing? It's not gonna
change. I have my opinions about this.

388
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:27,920
It's not exactly what you might
think it would be, but I don't,

389
00:19:28,110 --> 00:19:31,840
I don't expect it to change at all.
I'm not sure what you're saying, guys.

390
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:37,720
<laugh> that I, I, this is
called teasing for the episode.

391
00:19:37,790 --> 00:19:40,120
Okay. Kevin.

392
00:19:40,650 --> 00:19:42,800
Uh, um, expectations, expertise.

393
00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:45,320
I've seen this movie more times
than I can actually count.

394
00:19:45,410 --> 00:19:49,280
So I have my thoughts and I've save him
to throughout this episode, the end,

395
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possibly.

396
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:50,880
Wow. Oh, wow.

397
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:55,000
This is gave the, he gave the exact
same answer that Nate did, except.

398
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,640
I know, right? This is like, you
guys aren't getting us nothing here.

399
00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:00,040
This is the most least expectation
expectations. We've overhead.

400
00:20:00,390 --> 00:20:03,720
When have I given you a good
expectation of anything? I,

401
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:07,000
I don't even like expectations
because if I've never seen, I don't.

402
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,680
Know. He doesn't have great expect. I.

403
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:09,520
Have, I do know.

404
00:20:10,190 --> 00:20:15,000
I mean, he's European. So,
uh, so John, how about you,

405
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:15,833
your expectations?

406
00:20:16,210 --> 00:20:17,960
Um, I've never seen this movie before.

407
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:21,440
I'm sorry. Really? <laugh>,
I'm really surprised by that.

408
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:24,120
Um, you know, it just.

409
00:20:25,430 --> 00:20:28,520
It's what happens when all you ease
Dios and CHG down monster drinks,

410
00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:30,200
you miss something.

411
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,480
Life. What? Bro.

412
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:33,840
I'm so confused.

413
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,840
Hurry up, John, say it say.

414
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,800
Well, I would, but I've got some.

415
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:41,160
Let's calm down a little bit.
Let's calm down a little bit, John,

416
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:45,080
what are your expectations? I'm sensing
a lot of hostility here. I just, yeah,

417
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:45,913
it happens.

418
00:20:46,170 --> 00:20:51,170
Uh, but this came out at a, in
a period of time I was getting,

419
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:54,250
I think I was a junior in high
school and I was that kid who,

420
00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:55,850
if something was popular,

421
00:20:56,120 --> 00:21:00,690
I would proceed to not do that thing
because everybody else was doing that

422
00:21:00,690 --> 00:21:01,290
thing. Oh.

423
00:21:01,290 --> 00:21:02,490
So you're a hipster. Got it.

424
00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:03,690
Uh, no,

425
00:21:03,690 --> 00:21:07,970
actually at the time I was across
between what I call a Manson night.

426
00:21:07,970 --> 00:21:10,650
Mm-hmm <affirmative>, you know, if you
remember the whole Marilyn Manson kids,

427
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,290
I was across between
that and a gutter punk.

428
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:15,930
Well, I'm glad you were
rescued out of the cult.

429
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,033
Mm-hmm.

430
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,450
Okay. So you just weren't
involved with this at all?

431
00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:22,210
No, it's it's like, oh,
it's a popular thing.

432
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:26,210
That's going to ruin one of the
best led Zeppelin songs ever.

433
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:31,610
That was puff daddy's fault or
P Diddy or whatever name he's

434
00:21:31,610 --> 00:21:33,250
using nowadays. I can't keep track.

435
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:37,330
P puffy poop, daddy, uh.

436
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:39,050
Just a magic dragon. That song. No.

437
00:21:39,850 --> 00:21:43,650
<Laugh> uh, but no, and,
and so it was just like, it,

438
00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:48,650
it ruined cash me and it, uh, you know, I,

439
00:21:48,650 --> 00:21:51,450
I, when everybody, after
everybody got done seeing it,

440
00:21:51,450 --> 00:21:55,970
no one seemed to really be excited
about having seen it after the fact.

441
00:21:55,970 --> 00:22:00,010
So I just didn't see a reason
to include myself in that crowd.

442
00:22:00,010 --> 00:22:02,450
That makes sense. I'll give
you that. I will tell you this.

443
00:22:02,620 --> 00:22:07,490
It didn't do the franchise
any favors when it came

444
00:22:07,490 --> 00:22:11,130
out, it shut it, it killed it for good
a little bit. I know that. Yeah. I, I,

445
00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:14,330
uh, so my, I got stuff to
tell you about why <laugh>,

446
00:22:14,330 --> 00:22:18,770
let's just say I have a book of
scholarly essays on the Godzilla

447
00:22:18,770 --> 00:22:22,890
franchise. This does, it did ha the
start of the essay on this movie,

448
00:22:22,990 --> 00:22:27,210
the first line is simply
Godzilla fans hate this movie.

449
00:22:28,130 --> 00:22:32,010
<laugh> and then my expectations going are

450
00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:37,850
my expectations going in today
are, um, cautious at best. Um,

451
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:42,330
I have like, Kevin, I've seen this more
than I could probably tell you. Um,

452
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:46,450
I did watch it in theaters as a
kid, uh, as 14 year old Dallas.

453
00:22:47,260 --> 00:22:52,250
Um, I have seen it several times.
Uh, as you guys heard the top show,

454
00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:56,210
this is my wife's favorite Godzilla
film. Um, she needs to be educated.

455
00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:58,650
I I'm just saying she needs
more Godzilla films in her life.

456
00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:03,090
We have watched all the show
era, Kevin, um, and, uh,

457
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:05,730
I'm working through the Hassay
right now. And so, yeah.

458
00:23:06,530 --> 00:23:10,690
<laugh> but for the uninitiated,
that's said, when he says show up,

459
00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:14,690
those are the films from the fifties
to the seventies. Hey say is,

460
00:23:14,690 --> 00:23:18,490
what is the name for the series?
That's the eighties and nineties. Yes.

461
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,050
That being said, I have
to be sensitive to,

462
00:23:21,050 --> 00:23:24,650
this has to do with whichever
emperor was raining at the time,

463
00:23:24,650 --> 00:23:29,010
because that's how the Japanese keep
track of years. That's their calendar.

464
00:23:29,130 --> 00:23:32,250
That's true story. It's all about
the leadership. But, uh, but yeah,

465
00:23:32,260 --> 00:23:36,570
so I'm going into this, um, knowing
full well, what I'm getting into,

466
00:23:37,030 --> 00:23:40,890
and if I turn off my brain, my analytical
brain, and I just have fun with it.

467
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:44,890
I will enjoy it today. Um, so that's
that, that was where my expectations.

468
00:23:45,350 --> 00:23:47,480
What we turn off our brains
while watching a movie.

469
00:23:47,630 --> 00:23:49,600
I don't ever remember doing that before.

470
00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:51,920
Cause you turned it off
your brain to remember it.

471
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:53,473
<Laugh>.

472
00:23:53,620 --> 00:23:57,400
Did he, does he ever turn
the, turn it on? I'm not sure.

473
00:23:58,610 --> 00:24:02,520
Oh, believe me. Kevin has it going
on often his brain is going okay.

474
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:05,360
So it's Sean, who never
remembers to turn it on. Got it.

475
00:24:05,730 --> 00:24:09,760
No, John, he, he has his brain on
more than he allows people to let on.

476
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:13,440
He just sends to a side and
watch like ha plot device here.

477
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:16,960
John's got his, John's got his, brain's
like a diesel. It just goes, you,

478
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:20,960
it doesn't actually stop. You forget
that. It's there until it wraps up.

479
00:24:21,550 --> 00:24:22,383
I do too.

480
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:26,960
<Laugh> if I, you and it bites
you in your rear, it's like, whoa,

481
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,800
where did that came from? It's like,
ha ha you remember this? It's like, oh.

482
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:33,800
Crap. So when John Head, but you
it's a fender bender. Got it.

483
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:39,040
<laugh> that's fair. That's fair.
All right guys. Well, let's uh,

484
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:42,840
let's go. And, uh,
watch a movie about, uh,

485
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:44,680
giant lizard year lizard.

486
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,520
Lizard. Let's do it glitch. Let's play it.

487
00:24:50,110 --> 00:24:53,480
Dear listeners. This is
your opportunity to escape.

488
00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:57,040
Our crew has just entered into
the media projection chamber.

489
00:24:57,470 --> 00:25:02,200
What horrors and matters that they
consumer unknown their mental state upon

490
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:05,920
their attorneys. Unknown.
You have been warned.

491
00:25:09,530 --> 00:25:12,990
You know, that bad feeling I get when
something really bad is about to happen.

492
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,390
Uh, I'm getting that
feeling right now, man.

493
00:25:16,050 --> 00:25:17,830
Why didn't you have it before we went in?

494
00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:22,270
Okay. This, this movie failed to answer
one question that it, that it brought.

495
00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:23,950
Up. Here's that bad feeling, man.

496
00:25:24,180 --> 00:25:25,430
What's that one question, John.

497
00:25:25,810 --> 00:25:28,390
How do you go from the
professional to this movie?

498
00:25:28,790 --> 00:25:31,830
<Laugh> I think there might have
been a few things in between <laugh>

499
00:25:32,010 --> 00:25:35,230
desperation. No breathing.

500
00:25:36,450 --> 00:25:40,150
Did did is that guy like the
French version of Nicholas cage?

501
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:44,230
Oh, Hey. Hey, there will be
no ill talk of Sean Reno.

502
00:25:44,330 --> 00:25:46,790
The best actor in this movie. <laugh>

503
00:25:49,140 --> 00:25:52,790
I dunno, the rain was pretty prevalent
actor in the, in the movie. This is true.

504
00:25:53,020 --> 00:25:53,853
I <laugh>.

505
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:57,430
So, so what you're saying is
it, it was filmed in Shreveport.

506
00:25:57,650 --> 00:26:02,550
Yes. <laugh>. Believe it or not. It
rains in more places than Shreveport, uh,

507
00:26:02,550 --> 00:26:03,383
quite often.

508
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:08,190
So, and I think this had
more pothole something.

509
00:26:08,190 --> 00:26:12,950
One of have more potholes in
Shreveport <laugh> <laugh> so,

510
00:26:12,950 --> 00:26:15,910
alright. Let's get into it. Um, that.

511
00:26:15,910 --> 00:26:17,990
That was the sound of
Kevin realizing words.

512
00:26:17,990 --> 00:26:20,550
That sound the same don't
necessarily mean the same thing.

513
00:26:20,830 --> 00:26:22,990
<Laugh> all right. So.

514
00:26:22,990 --> 00:26:24,750
One letter makes all the
difference in the world.

515
00:26:24,790 --> 00:26:28,990
We're getting into our conversation,
spoiler free conversation, uh,

516
00:26:28,990 --> 00:26:31,790
about the film things. We liked
things that we didn't like about it.

517
00:26:31,900 --> 00:26:36,150
I got something I wanna say about it.
Uh, and that is this watching the film.

518
00:26:36,660 --> 00:26:40,710
I kept getting these weird vibes of, uh,

519
00:26:40,710 --> 00:26:45,600
that reminded me of Stargate
and independence day.

520
00:26:46,060 --> 00:26:48,280
And then I looked at the
director and I realized, oh,

521
00:26:48,350 --> 00:26:51,520
it's the guy that did Stargate
in independence day. It's the,

522
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:55,200
the same team basically. And so I was
like, this makes so much sense. Yeah.

523
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:59,720
At this point, I like those movies better.
Yeah. Most people do at this point,

524
00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:03,360
the both of these guys, because
of independence, they were,

525
00:27:03,910 --> 00:27:07,240
they were the hot stuff in Hollywood at
this point because independence day was

526
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:11,000
this massive hit. So they basically
could do whatever they wanted.

527
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:12,840
As far as the studio cared.

528
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:16,640
And they inherited this Godzilla
project that had been sitting around.

529
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:20,960
Toho the original studio in
Japan that created Godzilla,

530
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:24,840
was wanting to break into Hollywood
and do a Hollywood remake for a while.

531
00:27:25,180 --> 00:27:28,960
And then it came to these guys and
neither one of them cared about Godzilla,

532
00:27:29,060 --> 00:27:29,893
not a lick.

533
00:27:30,260 --> 00:27:35,160
And it really shows they don't
know what they're doing with this.

534
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,960
They don't know how to do
a proper Godzilla film.

535
00:27:37,140 --> 00:27:41,440
The sad thing is if this had been
called anything but Godzilla,

536
00:27:41,490 --> 00:27:44,480
it would've faded into the nineties ether.

537
00:27:45,940 --> 00:27:49,280
The name is the only reason anyone
ever talks about anymore. To be honest,

538
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:52,840
I don't know if anyone here has
seen this, what this really is,

539
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:57,560
as far as I care, an old, but name is
a remake of beast from 20,000 fathoms.

540
00:27:57,740 --> 00:28:02,560
Has anyone ever seen that
from 1953? Uh, 52. Is it 52?

541
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:03,120
53?

542
00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:06,400
Yes. Yes. I, I, I agree with
that. Yeah. It is very much, it's.

543
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:06,760
Much.

544
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:07,593
More.

545
00:28:07,750 --> 00:28:09,160
It's much more something like that,

546
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:13,720
which ironically beast and 20,000 fathoms
inspired their, the original Godzilla.

547
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,960
Well, its one of the
inspirations for it. So they're.

548
00:28:17,010 --> 00:28:18,720
So that's your non-sport
part, right? Yeah.

549
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:19,960
Basically. Oh.

550
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:23,240
Okay. I just wanna make sure
I don't go too far mate.

551
00:28:24,030 --> 00:28:28,560
Okay. So, so I'm just
gonna say, I am like,

552
00:28:28,630 --> 00:28:33,200
I am not a Kew fan. Yeah.
Like I'm not anti Kaiju. I am.

553
00:28:33,540 --> 00:28:35,280
You could say I'm Kaiju curious.

554
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:36,833
<Laugh>.

555
00:28:39,410 --> 00:28:40,800
Uh, so.

556
00:28:41,340 --> 00:28:42,600
Hey, who let Brenton in?

557
00:28:44,690 --> 00:28:47,480
No one was singing. Um.

558
00:28:47,810 --> 00:28:52,800
Branson is still having a taco bell
with Zillow over on monster island

559
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:53,633
at this point.

560
00:28:53,930 --> 00:28:54,763
Do that.

561
00:28:55,570 --> 00:28:57,480
Uh, and maybe a Chihuahua. I don't know.

562
00:28:58,010 --> 00:29:02,480
Oh that this might
explain my pod in the, uh,

563
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:07,960
<laugh> Gundo watch
episode anyway. Um, but no,

564
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,840
I ha I had no frame of
reference to, uh, well,

565
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:15,680
I have little frame of
reference to compare this to
specifically Godzilla movies

566
00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:20,040
cuz the only other Godzilla movies I
have watched up to this point is the

567
00:29:20,420 --> 00:29:23,640
2004 God's was it 2004 or 2006?

568
00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:25,240
You mean 2014?

569
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:26,870
Whatever.

570
00:29:26,870 --> 00:29:30,120
With the COVID with, with
uh, with uh, breaking bed.

571
00:29:30,430 --> 00:29:34,040
Yeah. COVID COVID has completely
ruined my mental calendar.

572
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,000
Yeah. That was 2014.

573
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,280
And so okay. I, you know, whatever,

574
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:43,280
it still feels like it's 20,
21 <laugh> um, anyway, is that,

575
00:29:43,300 --> 00:29:46,320
and then Godzilla king of the monsters.

576
00:29:46,550 --> 00:29:49,040
From 2019 or 1956?

577
00:29:49,450 --> 00:29:50,480
Uh, 2019.

578
00:29:50,630 --> 00:29:53,120
Yeah. So that's all
same, same universe. Um.

579
00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:58,040
So, so those are my only other two
Godzilla references, although no,

580
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,280
I te I, I tell a lie, uh,

581
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:04,360
back in the nineties
when I was home sick, um,

582
00:30:04,510 --> 00:30:06,080
I was watching, uh,

583
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:10,080
one of those old movie stations and
they were playing Godzilla versus Mora.

584
00:30:10,230 --> 00:30:13,000
From 1992 or 1964. <laugh>.

585
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:14,520
64.

586
00:30:14,850 --> 00:30:16,040
Oh wow. Okay.

587
00:30:16,330 --> 00:30:17,200
It was black and white.

588
00:30:17,450 --> 00:30:20,080
No, that's not in black
and white. Your TV on.

589
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:20,680
His television.

590
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,200
It was, was not black and
white your teeth. Well, I.

591
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:26,680
Was, I was sick and I probably was on
cold medicine. So like I said, I only.

592
00:30:27,570 --> 00:30:31,920
So what you're telling me is you only
watch God's Zillow films while on drugs.

593
00:30:32,100 --> 00:30:32,933
Got it.

594
00:30:34,730 --> 00:30:37,480
No, he.

595
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:38,680
Was right beside us. He.

596
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:39,840
Didn't look like he was on any drugs.

597
00:30:40,970 --> 00:30:43,560
He says that because he hasn't
considered this to be a Godzilla film.

598
00:30:43,930 --> 00:30:44,763
So <laugh>.

599
00:30:44,890 --> 00:30:48,880
Oh, I, I get it. Apparently he doesn't,

600
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:52,240
he doesn't consider the moderate
Chronicles to be a Godzilla film either.

601
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:58,600
<Laugh> so yeah, that's the thing.
So you're with all that being said,

602
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:02,360
you're not Kaiju uh, necessarily Kew
family, not against it. What, what was.

603
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,520
Your I'm not, I'm not against, uh,
well, it's just, I don't have a,

604
00:31:05,550 --> 00:31:09,760
I don't really have much of a basis to
compare this to other Godzilla movies.

605
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:12,240
So I had to watch it in, in the, uh,

606
00:31:12,470 --> 00:31:16,280
from the prospect of just being
what I know about Kaiju in general,

607
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:20,520
which basically composed is of all the
movies I've I've recently mentioned.

608
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:22,440
Right. Plus Cloverfield. Yeah.

609
00:31:22,670 --> 00:31:24,280
Okay. Okay. So.

610
00:31:24,780 --> 00:31:28,000
And it just felt bland.

611
00:31:28,110 --> 00:31:31,000
Yeah. I'm gonna be, I'm gonna
tell you this right now there,

612
00:31:31,470 --> 00:31:36,200
this is generally speaking
hated in the Godzilla

613
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,960
fandom and there's all of
these fanboy reasons for it.

614
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:42,720
And I understand the fanboy complaints
about this, which we'll get into,

615
00:31:42,980 --> 00:31:43,840
but for me,

616
00:31:43,980 --> 00:31:48,720
the biggest problem that this
movie has is it's a bad without

617
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:52,040
spoilers. What? Without spoilers.
Yeah. Without spoilers. It's a,

618
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:56,000
it's a bad nineties. Blockbuster.
That is its greatest sin. Yeah.

619
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,880
This is, this is like the movie wild
wild west with will Smith. You know,

620
00:32:00,350 --> 00:32:02,200
a lot of sizzle, little stake.

621
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:05,560
<Laugh> I'll say this. Um,

622
00:32:06,410 --> 00:32:10,440
without avoiding spoilers, there
was a, uh, there was a, uh,

623
00:32:10,510 --> 00:32:14,560
a scene in it where, um,
the professional was, uh,

624
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:19,000
drinking coffee and he, uh,
um, he holds up and he's like,

625
00:32:19,150 --> 00:32:21,800
this is French. I thought those,
uh, he goes, I thought he said,

626
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,920
this was French roast. He goes,
it is French roast. And he goes,

627
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:27,800
gimme more creamer. And uh, to make it
tolerable, that's what they felt like.

628
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:31,520
It was like, like Godzilla film saw this,
like I thought this was Goz and he go,

629
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:32,560
it is Godzilla. And they're like,

630
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:36,160
let's just throw more crap in it
to fill it out because product.

631
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:36,993
Placement. Yeah.

632
00:32:37,370 --> 00:32:39,480
We can't make this actually like Godzilla.

633
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,400
So let's just put stuff in it to be
as horrible as possible. Yeah. See,

634
00:32:42,470 --> 00:32:45,560
here's the other thing. And I
think David Callo, that book,

635
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,360
I was mentioning where that started
with Godzilla fans hate this movie.

636
00:32:48,650 --> 00:32:53,600
He actually, I think really articulated
why like the heart of the issue,

637
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,000
why Godzilla fans hate this movie.

638
00:32:55,100 --> 00:32:59,720
And that is because this came out at
a time where the Godzilla franchise

639
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,800
did not have a very good reputation.

640
00:33:02,210 --> 00:33:06,720
It was just considered to be
kidsy schlock with bad dubbing

641
00:33:07,060 --> 00:33:11,280
and, and all of that, all of that
sort of stuff. Be great stuff.

642
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:14,840
Why does anyone care about this? But you
know, but the Godzilla fans were like,

643
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,840
no, there's more to it than
that. Okay. Let me explain.

644
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:21,000
But no one was being open
and minded enough for the
most part, to hear that out.

645
00:33:21,270 --> 00:33:23,680
Suddenly we get wind of a big budget,

646
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:27,840
Hollywood version coming out and they're
like, now I can actually show them.

647
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:28,880
This is why it's cool.

648
00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:33,080
And then it comes out and it reinforces
everything just with a bigger budget.

649
00:33:33,580 --> 00:33:37,560
And then at that point, no one really
was taking the franchise seriously.

650
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:41,400
<laugh> so right. That, so
there, so that's what it is.

651
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:46,320
It reinforced the negative
stereotypes and killed any chances

652
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,320
of non Kaiju fans,

653
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:52,960
finding any interest in this and then
inspired Toho to make a new series of

654
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:53,760
movies a few, uh,

655
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:58,600
a year later that basically take
at least one shot at this movie and

656
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:01,800
every single one <laugh> and it was
amazing. Yeah. It was amazing shot.

657
00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:06,120
Now let me ask you this or not Kevin,
uh, Nathan, um, cuz you would know,

658
00:34:06,650 --> 00:34:11,400
um, was there a syndication rights
that became available of the show era

659
00:34:11,830 --> 00:34:12,800
Godzilla films?

660
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:16,720
Because the last half of the show era
of Godzilla was the most campy versions.

661
00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:20,000
I, in my opinion, I feel like the
Hassay era is not that campy. And,

662
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:20,720
but it seems like,

663
00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:23,800
like when you talk to people about
Godzilla and they think back about it,

664
00:34:23,990 --> 00:34:27,640
like it's those older ones that
were just really terrible, like was,

665
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:30,640
was America just flooded with the, with
the syndication of those or something.

666
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:33,440
Yeah. They, several of
them didn't go to theaters.

667
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,640
They were premiered on television.

668
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:40,120
Sometimes the dubs that were used
were often of questionable quality,

669
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,520
mostly because like once
you got to the seventies,

670
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:46,920
they weren't even the American studios
that were distributing them weren't even

671
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,760
dubbing them themselves. And they
would actually get professional actors,

672
00:34:50,100 --> 00:34:53,960
you know, to make it sound nice,
actually have decent scripts after that,

673
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:57,400
it was just the international dubs that
Toho would commission in Hong Kong.

674
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:02,240
And if you've been in the anime
scene and the foreign film scene long

675
00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:07,200
enough, you know, Hong Kong dubs
are a crapshoot <laugh> <laugh> so,

676
00:35:07,890 --> 00:35:11,800
so they, so they were just so that
didn't help their reputations at all.

677
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:16,320
And yeah, there were other complicating
factors like shrinking budgets that did

678
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:20,840
unfortunately make them look
worse, but there were still,

679
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:22,240
I would say a lot of gems,

680
00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:26,160
especially if you get 'em in the original
Japanese with good subtitles right in

681
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:30,520
that second half of the show era.
Okay. Gotcha. All right, Kevin,

682
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:34,320
you got any spoiler free thoughts
before we get into this and really start

683
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:39,320
diving into this conversation.
Why bother <laugh> is that? Nope.

684
00:35:40,310 --> 00:35:41,880
I feel like you, I.

685
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,080
Feel like everything, I guess
we'll do in the spoiler.

686
00:35:44,260 --> 00:35:45,920
How about we just get to the spoiler?

687
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:47,920
Kevin, Kevin, did your,

688
00:35:48,420 --> 00:35:52,760
did your VHS of this film fall off
the shelf and kill your Chihuahua?

689
00:35:52,940 --> 00:35:53,773
I'm sorry.

690
00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:57,720
I hate dogs though. No. Yeah. I'm
pretty sure if it, if it did, it would,

691
00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:01,120
there was a that still happened to walk
in my house. It would kill it. <laugh>.

692
00:36:02,030 --> 00:36:04,040
John hit the spoiler button, buddy.

693
00:36:08,510 --> 00:36:11,680
Ladies and gentle the spoiler section.

694
00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:22,250
So, um, one of the worst movie
dialogues I've ever heard for.

695
00:36:22,250 --> 00:36:23,083
A film, <laugh>.

696
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:27,210
Look at it. It's a, it's perfect.
An island water on all sides.

697
00:36:27,210 --> 00:36:30,290
It's like no other island
in the world. Really? No,

698
00:36:31,540 --> 00:36:35,810
no island has water around what kind
of island doesn't have water around?

699
00:36:35,810 --> 00:36:40,090
I was born on an island in key west.
Yes. I know what an island looks like.

700
00:36:40,830 --> 00:36:43,250
Bro. When you're reading that, I was like,

701
00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:46,450
the first thing that went through my mind
was like they're basically describing

702
00:36:46,450 --> 00:36:48,770
Ireland. No. And then I just, then I.

703
00:36:49,050 --> 00:36:50,450
Every Ireland. Yeah.

704
00:36:50,780 --> 00:36:54,450
No, no, no. Hang on. Hang on. Uh, and
then the thought went through my head,

705
00:36:54,450 --> 00:36:58,490
like what would a, what would
an Irish Godzilla movie be like?

706
00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:02,930
And would it start that guy
from uh, uh, fatal deviation?

707
00:37:03,570 --> 00:37:04,403
<Laugh>.

708
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:09,810
Nope. Nope. Just pay everyone off of
beer instead of money. Okay. So Hey.

709
00:37:09,810 --> 00:37:10,730
You dude. I,

710
00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:15,530
I kind of wanna see that guy from fatal
deviation in a Godzilla movie. Now.

711
00:37:15,530 --> 00:37:19,330
You know what? I forgot to sing you
the CA the Irish Kagy movie. There's.

712
00:37:19,330 --> 00:37:20,010
An, there's.

713
00:37:20,010 --> 00:37:21,010
The Kaji.

714
00:37:21,010 --> 00:37:25,290
Movie. I'm curious. I am curious.
I, I, I understand Kevin.

715
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,210
I understand Kevin.

716
00:37:27,210 --> 00:37:29,370
Just all come at and
attack me. I went chew

717
00:37:31,830 --> 00:37:33,290
all of you. Oh. At once.

718
00:37:36,310 --> 00:37:39,730
Bro. You gotta warn somebody before
you throw a hand grenade in a row.

719
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:41,210
A hand grenade.

720
00:37:43,290 --> 00:37:44,930
Goodness, light Irish kg, Fu movie.

721
00:37:44,950 --> 00:37:47,570
God knows what's happening
with an Irish Godzilla film.

722
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,050
It's not an Irish God Zillow film.

723
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:54,330
It's it's, it's called
attack of the killer potato.

724
00:37:57,510 --> 00:38:00,730
Wow. A funny, okay, well.

725
00:38:01,180 --> 00:38:01,900
Oh my gosh.

726
00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:03,970
Um, yeah, I mean, you know,

727
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:07,290
a monster that's this size is Kaju and.

728
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,690
They, you lose it and
then there's the big.

729
00:38:09,690 --> 00:38:10,530
They can't find it.

730
00:38:10,530 --> 00:38:14,050
And then there's the big crossover
that they did with their neighbors in

731
00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:18,090
Scotland, where it was killer
to potatoes versus Nesti.

732
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:19,913
I mean.

733
00:38:20,310 --> 00:38:24,170
I'm not talking about the Scotts in this
podcast. Okay. I'm I'm here to keep it.

734
00:38:24,590 --> 00:38:26,090
Hey, Hey, I used to keep it that way.

735
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:29,170
I used to have a boss who
was half Scottish, but it,

736
00:38:29,170 --> 00:38:31,930
and he only acted Scottish when
he was drunk. I'm just saying,

737
00:38:32,860 --> 00:38:37,480
so here's my spoiler. Uh,
thoughts about the film? Um,

738
00:38:38,020 --> 00:38:41,880
the, the Godzilla fire
breath was terrible. Um,

739
00:38:41,990 --> 00:38:45,920
I don't think that counts <laugh>
that was terrible. I think that was,

740
00:38:46,190 --> 00:38:50,960
I think that was belt a belch that
would accidentally light on fire. Like.

741
00:38:51,230 --> 00:38:51,520
I,

742
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:54,840
I would be inclined to believe that
because Godzilla doesn't have fire breath.

743
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:59,720
He has atomic breath. I'm not a,
I'm not a K GWE. And I know that.

744
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:03,560
<Laugh> like, it was just terrible the
way they added that in there. I'm like,

745
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:06,480
what is this joke? Well, you wanna
know why? Well, apparently they had.

746
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,600
To add it in say, when
they saw the breath.

747
00:39:09,090 --> 00:39:13,000
It got work got out that they weren't
gonna do the fire breath, the radio,

748
00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:15,480
the atomic breath, and
then they're like, fine.

749
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:20,000
And then they just threw it and then
they threw it in there and right in a

750
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:24,800
couple of spots to make Def French happy.
Yeah. It didn't make man Kevin happy,

751
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,360
lost your Irish accent right
there. Just now buddy. <laugh>.

752
00:39:29,410 --> 00:39:32,200
So like legit. I,

753
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:36,400
I know I'm not the guy to
talk about Godzilla, but the,

754
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:40,640
the first thing that irked me about this
movie happened literally in the first

755
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,720
sequence, which is where they
suggest that Godzilla is just an IRA,

756
00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:48,200
came from an irradiated,
iguana egg. Like I,

757
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:53,000
I saw that it was in the opening credits
is when is when they sequenced this

758
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:57,200
out and it just, it started
me out just like, please. No,

759
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,800
don't, <laugh> no, don't do that. I.

760
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,240
Kevin, why are you laughing at that buddy?

761
00:40:01,670 --> 00:40:02,520
I, and the,

762
00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:07,640
my issue with this isn't because
like I work in the medical field,

763
00:40:07,790 --> 00:40:11,480
I know what radiation does.
And it's just like, no,

764
00:40:11,710 --> 00:40:13,480
this is not how it works.

765
00:40:14,060 --> 00:40:15,400
Bra, do you,

766
00:40:15,690 --> 00:40:20,360
do you not understand that this comes
from old school science fiction and comic

767
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:22,440
book logic where radiation is magic.

768
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:26,240
Radiation. I, I get, I
get that incredible whole,

769
00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:31,120
except it's it's out of, it's
completely out of place in,

770
00:40:31,330 --> 00:40:35,200
uh, in, even in 1998,
when this was put out,

771
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:39,520
it it's out of place because
nobody believed that at that point,

772
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:44,440
like it made sense in the 1950s stuff.
But, but to be fair because in 19.

773
00:40:44,450 --> 00:40:47,520
To be fair, John, this is like,
when this SCR was really written,

774
00:40:47,710 --> 00:40:52,480
people were still riding the high of
freaking captain planet and everything

775
00:40:52,650 --> 00:40:55,920
related to nuclear power had to
be high to enjoy capital planet

776
00:40:57,810 --> 00:41:00,600
or, or six, like I was. And so,

777
00:41:00,980 --> 00:41:04,600
but everything related to nuclear power
was evil and did weird crap like that.

778
00:41:05,190 --> 00:41:07,240
Also, I want to go on record as saying,

779
00:41:07,240 --> 00:41:12,080
having the redhead be the guy
who played the fire ring was

780
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:12,913
inappropriate.

781
00:41:15,450 --> 00:41:18,800
Oh my gosh, Kevin, what are
some of your, more of your, uh,

782
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,400
spoiler filled thoughts?

783
00:41:21,300 --> 00:41:24,360
How many Steven Spielberg references
did you guys get in this film?

784
00:41:24,410 --> 00:41:26,320
Uh, we're uh, we need bigger guns.

785
00:41:26,830 --> 00:41:31,520
Okay. The, you know, I catch,
I didn't count them, but the,

786
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:35,680
the fact of it is, is this did
feel very spiel Bergy oh, it.

787
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,440
Wanted to be S Spielberg,

788
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:40,400
but it is not S Spielberg <laugh>
what were you saying, Kevin?

789
00:41:41,690 --> 00:41:45,920
He has a secret love affair that he really
desires to have even Spielberg on his

790
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:48,760
side. Because like any
time he does a movie,

791
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:52,800
he's got to imitate Stephen
Spielberg, even his earlier films,

792
00:41:52,890 --> 00:41:55,480
because this one, like the three
boats going into the Walter,

793
00:41:55,630 --> 00:41:58,000
that was the no to the, um,

794
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:02,360
the three barrels that went into water
with jaws and it bought back out,

795
00:42:02,650 --> 00:42:06,080
we need the bigger guns. You gonna
need the bigger boat, the footprint,

796
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,880
which is like the Jurassic
park thing, by the way,

797
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,520
that footprint scene and the beginning
of the Matthew bro truck walks inside

798
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,680
that always bugged a living
crap outta the, still does.

799
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:14,000
This whole.

800
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,160
Movie single time.

801
00:42:16,750 --> 00:42:18,360
This whole movie wants to go.

802
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:19,280
On. John, what would you say, John?

803
00:42:19,770 --> 00:42:21,040
It really does what.

804
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:21,850
You say, John.

805
00:42:21,850 --> 00:42:26,520
Oh, no. I was about to say, I have
thoughts about that footprint too. I,

806
00:42:27,870 --> 00:42:28,960
yeah. Does it.

807
00:42:29,090 --> 00:42:30,600
Perfect ratio? Isn't it?

808
00:42:31,060 --> 00:42:32,720
Who hunts? I.

809
00:42:33,590 --> 00:42:36,600
I don't hunt, but I, I know how, when I'm,

810
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:39,080
when I'm camping outside
looking at tracks on animals.

811
00:42:39,550 --> 00:42:43,280
Okay. Then, then you'll understand
this Kevo. But I mean, if,

812
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:46,480
if you're ever out in the woods and
you're trying to track an animal,

813
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:49,680
or you come across animal tracks and you
look down to try to figure out whatever

814
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:51,040
it was. Yeah.

815
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:54,280
Because I wanna know there's a bear
nearby or what kind of Bobcat it.

816
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:59,000
Is. There's multiple. There's gonna
be a multiplicity of depth and,

817
00:42:59,330 --> 00:43:04,280
uh, consistencies across the footprint.
First of all. And second of all,

818
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:08,080
it's never gonna be a perfect
inlay because the things in motion.

819
00:43:09,210 --> 00:43:14,160
So I looked at this thing and
everything was a square cut down for

820
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:16,040
like three feet. Like there's no,

821
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:19,400
there's no ridges going down in there to,

822
00:43:19,690 --> 00:43:24,640
to give the idea of impression
or movement. But no, it looked,

823
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:28,160
it literally looked like it was just
carved out of the ground with a backhoe.

824
00:43:28,310 --> 00:43:31,840
Like they had rent, they
had rented it for, you know,

825
00:43:31,860 --> 00:43:36,640
six hours to make the footprint and they
had to get it back and get shooting.

826
00:43:36,910 --> 00:43:40,320
I, I think the same guys who made
the crop circles did this one. Ah,

827
00:43:40,910 --> 00:43:45,680
that's very possible to
respond to John with that one.

828
00:43:46,100 --> 00:43:48,880
You could argue it's an homage
to the original Godzilla film,

829
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:52,160
cuz they did the same thing there two
that's the least of this movie's problem.

830
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:52,360
Problem.

831
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:53,800
Look better in the black
and white in this one.

832
00:43:54,530 --> 00:43:58,760
Oh yeah. But I mean it it's, Kevin's
correct. It's a, it's an early,

833
00:43:59,270 --> 00:44:04,240
it's a early warning sign in this movie
about what the special effects are gonna

834
00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:08,720
be in this movie. They're I mean,
they're passable if you don't have eyes,

835
00:44:09,220 --> 00:44:10,053
but

836
00:44:11,740 --> 00:44:15,160
the effects in this movie weren't
special is the point I make. I get.

837
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:19,160
That I, the CGI has aged horribly. Yes.

838
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:21,480
However I do not.

839
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:25,360
Just the CGI sir. The, the, the, the
green screen effects that they use in.

840
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:26,840
There also true. Also true.

841
00:44:27,310 --> 00:44:30,640
This was one of the first movies where
I remember hearing people talking about

842
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:34,560
how setting things at night with raid
is trying to hide bad, special effects.

843
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:37,680
I'm like, you know what? Sometimes
people do it because it's moody,

844
00:44:38,020 --> 00:44:41,000
but whatever, I understand
it with this, however,

845
00:44:41,150 --> 00:44:45,280
I will make the argument that the
practical effects in this still hold up.

846
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:48,200
Practical effects typically do.
If you got someone running them,

847
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,000
that knows what they're doing. Well.

848
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:54,560
Fun fact, in fact, they almost, uh,
had a guy in a suit for this Godzilla.

849
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:57,600
They did make a suit and they
did do some test footage with it,

850
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:58,800
but they ended up not using it.

851
00:44:58,870 --> 00:45:02,160
They should have, they should
have done mocap with, with, uh,

852
00:45:02,670 --> 00:45:04,120
I just lost his name.

853
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:05,160
Andy circus and.

854
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:09,120
Andy circus. They should have done
mocap with Andys for Godzilla in.

855
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:09,760
This.

856
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:14,760
CIR has actually did coach the
mocap actors for the monster

857
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:16,440
verse films. For what I hear.

858
00:45:16,590 --> 00:45:18,800
That's the reason why they're good. Ish.

859
00:45:18,830 --> 00:45:21,400
Mm-hmm <affirmative> and then you
had the Velo of Raptor references,

860
00:45:21,540 --> 00:45:23,160
the Don story producing XX,

861
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:27,520
hopefully sexually the water vibration
scene, the door opening scene.

862
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,680
Yeah. But at least they
didn't need a pregnancy test,

863
00:45:29,950 --> 00:45:32,520
a human pregnancy test to figure
that out in Jurassic park.

864
00:45:32,590 --> 00:45:34,040
Yeah. Because that science.

865
00:45:34,450 --> 00:45:35,283
Science.

866
00:45:36,590 --> 00:45:38,280
I wish you beat me to a, a jerk.

867
00:45:38,770 --> 00:45:43,480
<Laugh> that's how science
works. <laugh> I mean, I, I get,

868
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:46,080
this is science fiction. I get
this, but you know, there's.

869
00:45:46,130 --> 00:45:49,600
They're leaning a little hard. This
is I'm to fiction and not the science.

870
00:45:50,590 --> 00:45:54,360
This is the part where I side with John
on certain aspects. Like sometimes,

871
00:45:54,660 --> 00:45:57,600
you know, you can go so far with
science fiction before you go too far.

872
00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:01,000
It's like, okay. You
know what? Yeah, sure.

873
00:46:01,230 --> 00:46:02,520
Yeah. Yeah.

874
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:06,200
Can we talk about how apparently it
is impossible to pronounce the name to

875
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:10,840
topless? That that was a running joke
that, that just got old very quickly.

876
00:46:11,350 --> 00:46:14,440
That joke worked well for
the first two or three times,

877
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,560
but it went on like 10
more times. Yeah. It's.

878
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:16,800
Like, I.

879
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:21,600
Know reason why they did it. I know
the reason why they did it because, um,

880
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:26,240
with my DVD has a commentary. So when I
listened to the commentary, he says how,

881
00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:31,040
because he, the topless is the Patrick
topless or yeah. Patrick topless,

882
00:46:31,110 --> 00:46:35,000
French guy, whatever. He says that it's
great. People always pronounce his name.

883
00:46:35,010 --> 00:46:38,920
They're from not here in America.
Okay. Uh <laugh>. And they,

884
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:41,680
they mispronounce names
and they keep like I do,

885
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:43,720
because I never pronounced
anything correctly,

886
00:46:44,380 --> 00:46:47,080
but it kept mispronouncing
his name. So it was like, Hey,

887
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:51,200
we'll make this a running Jack
joke for the, um, film. Okay, cool.

888
00:46:51,220 --> 00:46:52,360
But you limit yourself,

889
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:55,720
you don't overuse it because then it
starts sound like a Jerry Lewis film when

890
00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:56,553
you overuse a joke.

891
00:46:56,870 --> 00:46:59,200
That's true. That's
true. Yeah. Well, I mean,

892
00:46:59,550 --> 00:47:02,160
a running problem with the film
is that they kept trying to,

893
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:05,400
they were overdoing some things with
it. Like they were overdoing the use of,

894
00:47:05,730 --> 00:47:09,640
of Godzilla. I, I, they knew that their
gut graphics weren't good. They knew it.

895
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:14,080
And yet they just kept plugging
it in over and over and over.

896
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:17,120
Again, they wouldn't take
Godzilla off the screen. I do.

897
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:21,120
You guys think that that's the reason
why in the 2014, there was kind of a,

898
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:25,920
a response of hold back on how much
you see Godzilla was a response to

899
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:29,840
how much you see him and all
of his babies in this one.

900
00:47:30,380 --> 00:47:35,040
You know, I, well, here's, here's, here's
the thing about that question though,

901
00:47:35,090 --> 00:47:39,200
because that this movie is the direct
has the direct opposite problem.

902
00:47:39,550 --> 00:47:40,383
I don't know.

903
00:47:40,750 --> 00:47:45,160
I don't know that it was a
response in the 20 whatever

904
00:47:45,190 --> 00:47:47,160
2014 movie.

905
00:47:47,270 --> 00:47:51,000
I don't know if it was a direct response
to this movie with how little they

906
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:55,280
showed him. But if anybody wants to
know what it would've looked like,

907
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:58,160
if they would've showed 'em as much as
they wanted to point 'em to this movie

908
00:47:58,220 --> 00:48:01,320
and, and say, this is the reason
why you don't do that. <laugh>.

909
00:48:01,590 --> 00:48:02,423
Okay. Here's.

910
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:05,960
Funny that you say that with all of
the Spielberg references in this,

911
00:48:06,220 --> 00:48:10,840
but Gareth Edwards who
directed the 2014 film was

912
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:15,120
actually channeling Spielberg and
that one by not showing Godzilla,

913
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:19,000
because he was inspired by jaws
where you hardly ever see the shark.

914
00:48:19,110 --> 00:48:21,600
Yeah. Because which is a
fatter Spielberg to emulate.

915
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:22,920
<Laugh> yes. You,

916
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:27,360
you imitate his techniques
and to filming you don't

917
00:48:27,610 --> 00:48:32,040
imitate the exact thing that makes
a particular film. Right. Okay.

918
00:48:32,450 --> 00:48:36,600
So when, um, um, with John on that,

919
00:48:36,670 --> 00:48:39,600
I would say that Gareth Airwood was
really trying to get to the more horror

920
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,360
route, but everyone already knew Godzilla.

921
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:45,640
So it kind of like defeats the
whole horror aspect. It works,

922
00:48:45,820 --> 00:48:50,520
but it should've used more of the gods
of the monster and that 2014 and less of

923
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:53,320
the, whatever those things were. Yeah.

924
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:57,680
Those things I show use LA far less than
that, this one is basically just like,

925
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:00,080
if there was a 1950s, um,

926
00:49:00,310 --> 00:49:02,960
sci-fi dinosaur film made in the nineties,

927
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:06,760
that's what you get from this one just
much more in a extravaganza because the

928
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:10,200
1950s will always show loads
of the monsters, surprising.

929
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:13,320
It had the woman in peril. This
one had people in per, but still.

930
00:49:13,790 --> 00:49:15,000
I, I get that.

931
00:49:15,180 --> 00:49:19,840
But my response to that would probably
be that this isn't the 19, they,

932
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:23,280
people weren't signing up for,
for, with, with this Godzilla.

933
00:49:23,370 --> 00:49:28,080
It was people weren't signing up for
the 1950s feel though. Uh, that's one,

934
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:32,040
that's one thing I remember
with how it was marketed,

935
00:49:32,180 --> 00:49:36,040
the spirit behind it
at the time. Um, I, I,

936
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:39,320
and I have a clear memory of it because
I think I'm the oldest person on this

937
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:41,800
show. <laugh> uh, but yeah.

938
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:42,633
With pride.

939
00:49:42,740 --> 00:49:46,320
Hey, I'll, I'll take it I'll
with, with age comes wisdom, sir.

940
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:48,840
You take it grandpa, allegedly.

941
00:49:49,620 --> 00:49:52,720
You were talking about the fact that
you have a clear memory of it being.

942
00:49:53,130 --> 00:49:57,600
Oh yeah. And, and the whole thing was,
this is a modernized version of Godzilla.

943
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:01,760
This is what this is Godzilla
is, but that was, that was,

944
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:03,160
that was how it was being pitched.

945
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:04,080
That was how was marketed.

946
00:50:04,420 --> 00:50:07,040
And, and in the initial
commercials for this,

947
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:10,560
they didn't show you what Godzilla
looked like at all. Yeah. The in.

948
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:10,640
Fact,

949
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:15,040
the first teaser trailer
for this is actually kind of
brilliant if it's the one,

950
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:16,240
it, because none of this footage,

951
00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:20,840
it was me ex it was basically a very short
film made to promote this movie where

952
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:24,040
mm-hmm, <affirmative>, it's the kids
with the really boring tour guide at,

953
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:26,560
at a history of, uh, at a
museum of natural history.

954
00:50:26,660 --> 00:50:30,800
And then they see a TX skeleton
and then they hear stomping in the,

955
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:31,480
in the distance.

956
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:34,640
And then God's little foot comes down
and crushes the skeleton and walks away.

957
00:50:34,710 --> 00:50:38,360
Yeah. And I'm like, that is good. That
is good. That is not the movie we got.

958
00:50:39,290 --> 00:50:40,600
No. And, or, but the,

959
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:45,000
there was the other teaser that did
come from in this movie, uh, which, uh,

960
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:48,240
well, the fisherman was when that yeah.
The fisherman at the end of the dock,

961
00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:51,120
that, that was the biggest teaser
that I remember for this movie,

962
00:50:51,390 --> 00:50:54,160
that old co you're just sitting
there, maybe it's today,

963
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:58,880
I'll get the big one <laugh> and then
it shows the big wake of Godzilla

964
00:50:58,880 --> 00:50:59,520
coming in,

965
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:02,640
and then the boards coming up and then
all Godzilla mm-hmm <affirmative> across

966
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:07,280
the screen. And, and so they didn't
show it to you because it was a whole,

967
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:10,680
we're making this new and
it's not, they were Godzilla.

968
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:14,960
They were also hiding the fact that
they were redesigning the creature.

969
00:51:14,980 --> 00:51:18,280
And it didn't look anything
like the past Godzilla.

970
00:51:18,870 --> 00:51:21,960
It's because it wasn't Godzilla.
It wasn't irradiated a Guana.

971
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:22,800
We've gone over this.

972
00:51:23,510 --> 00:51:26,640
I didn't read something while
about the, about the body.

973
00:51:26,700 --> 00:51:31,440
And apparently they had pre-released
to several production houses,

974
00:51:32,090 --> 00:51:34,320
uh, concept of our Godzilla. But none,

975
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:38,960
it was real because they wanted to see
if they could trust, uh, companies,

976
00:51:39,370 --> 00:51:41,000
uh, with their, with their stuff.

977
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:45,440
And apparently fruit of the loom had
leaked an image of Godzilla early and lost

978
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:47,000
a contract. And, um,

979
00:51:47,230 --> 00:51:51,080
like they didn't actually release the
actual image of it until the movie came

980
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:54,480
out mm-hmm <affirmative> or, or about
the day before, something like that.

981
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:57,840
Because when it was finally, when it
was revealed, people were like, what?

982
00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:02,200
The crap is this, that was one of the
numerous fanboy complaints, you know,

983
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:04,720
completely different design,
completely powered down,

984
00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:07,560
cuz he doesn't have the atomic breath.

985
00:52:07,930 --> 00:52:12,680
He Dodges attacks as opposed
to just walking into it.

986
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:15,760
Like he's invincible, you know,
there, all of these things,

987
00:52:15,830 --> 00:52:18,160
this is the thing that's nutty about.

988
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:22,840
This is that this is technically
the only God Zillow film

989
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:27,240
where a 100% military
solution wins the day.

990
00:52:27,720 --> 00:52:31,320
Every other God Zillow film.
Even if the military is involved,

991
00:52:31,370 --> 00:52:33,200
it is not just them.

992
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:37,800
They either got help from
scientists or another Ji or

993
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:42,160
something else helped to win the
day. This is purely military.

994
00:52:42,830 --> 00:52:46,400
They shoot him enough and he dies. I
wanna say this about the body type.

995
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:50,160
Cause I, I, at the moment, we're
all pretty much attacking the film.

996
00:52:50,270 --> 00:52:54,600
I wanna say this, if you remove
the name Godzilla as a whole,

997
00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:58,200
don't go in it, thinking about it,
like Godzilla, these interesting.

998
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:01,600
Like I said, yeah. It's an interesting
monster creature film. Yeah.

999
00:53:01,700 --> 00:53:04,320
The science doesn't work
out cuz it's a Johnny Guana.

1000
00:53:04,460 --> 00:53:07,200
But like with that body type yet.

1001
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:09,720
Cause I remember people complain about
the body type about how we looked.

1002
00:53:10,170 --> 00:53:12,760
It made sense for the type of movie
they were wanting to make. Right.

1003
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:17,440
Because here he is crawling around
New York very quickly through tiny

1004
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:22,120
streets and Buring down. It made
sense. Yes. You could not get the, uh,

1005
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:25,450
old school Godzilla and the Mar
Godzilla in the city city. Right.

1006
00:53:25,450 --> 00:53:27,050
The way that they had this working out.

1007
00:53:27,110 --> 00:53:31,410
And so I felt like that was a smart
move. Right. For telling the story,

1008
00:53:31,410 --> 00:53:36,010
they wanted to tell to change
the body to be this right. As,

1009
00:53:36,180 --> 00:53:39,650
as weird as it is to have a giant
Guana mm-hmm <affirmative> yeah.

1010
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:44,130
Isolated from the name, this is a
good creature design. I will say that,

1011
00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:47,330
like I said, the problem is
the dang name. I mean it,

1012
00:53:47,330 --> 00:53:51,450
you wanna know something Toho hated
this movie so much. I said they,

1013
00:53:51,450 --> 00:53:55,410
they took shots at this movie
and basically every movie
they made after this for

1014
00:53:55,410 --> 00:53:58,730
like the next 10 years, <laugh>
mm-hmm, <affirmative> not only that oh,

1015
00:53:58,730 --> 00:54:00,850
six years. Excuse me. Not only that,

1016
00:54:00,870 --> 00:54:05,850
but they basically bought the
rights to this creature and

1017
00:54:06,060 --> 00:54:10,690
changed its name slightly. They
changed his name to Z, which is yeah.

1018
00:54:11,720 --> 00:54:12,730
I know pat that probably.

1019
00:54:12,730 --> 00:54:12,930
Too.

1020
00:54:12,930 --> 00:54:14,650
Last one. I Dr. Tolos and he's,

1021
00:54:14,650 --> 00:54:17,090
he's trying to file a lawsuit
with Toho for doing that.

1022
00:54:17,270 --> 00:54:22,210
But because the joke was one of the guys
at Toho said they took the God out of

1023
00:54:22,210 --> 00:54:24,330
Godzilla and that's
why they hated it. Yep.

1024
00:54:24,330 --> 00:54:29,090
And then you watch guys final
wars and they have Zillow done

1025
00:54:29,090 --> 00:54:33,930
via CGI because they scanned an action
figure into the computer and then they

1026
00:54:33,930 --> 00:54:36,570
had suit suit nation Godzilla,

1027
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,850
kill it in about 15 seconds, Laura.

1028
00:54:39,910 --> 00:54:40,370
Hey.

1029
00:54:40,370 --> 00:54:41,150
Kevin.

1030
00:54:41,150 --> 00:54:44,890
You want some candy, John? You want some
sweets? I got bag of sweets right here.

1031
00:54:45,660 --> 00:54:46,493
<laugh>.

1032
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:49,610
What was up with that? Why was,
why was he kept feeding him candy?

1033
00:54:49,610 --> 00:54:50,850
What was happening in that scene?

1034
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:54,090
Eber. So that's why <laugh>.

1035
00:54:54,110 --> 00:54:58,530
And Ebert parody that even Cisco
Lebert said, didn't go far enough.

1036
00:54:58,930 --> 00:55:01,010
<laugh> cause I watched
their review of this.

1037
00:55:01,490 --> 00:55:06,290
Cisco was sick and in the hospital
he had to call in and they said, we,

1038
00:55:06,290 --> 00:55:09,850
yeah, we didn't like
your movies, uh, Devlin.

1039
00:55:09,850 --> 00:55:13,050
And Emrick so you put us
in this to poke fun at us.

1040
00:55:13,050 --> 00:55:15,930
You know what you should have did you
should have had the lizard kill us.

1041
00:55:16,610 --> 00:55:19,530
<laugh> that? Would've
been funny. That's just,

1042
00:55:19,530 --> 00:55:22,650
why were there so many Reese's com
uh, references in the stag movie.

1043
00:55:23,060 --> 00:55:27,690
Reese's bro, that taco bell,
the only thing taco bell,

1044
00:55:27,690 --> 00:55:31,090
there was so cluster. Oh my goodness. Oh.

1045
00:55:31,090 --> 00:55:33,930
What was that like
blockbuster being a thing.

1046
00:55:33,930 --> 00:55:36,210
There was a Cola in that I can't remember.

1047
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:40,610
Like I don't, I don't remember, but
yeah. Blockbuster was everywhere.

1048
00:55:40,630 --> 00:55:43,290
See, I remember blockbuster.
I remember taco bell.

1049
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:47,450
I do not remember Reesey's
at all during that timeframe?

1050
00:55:47,550 --> 00:55:49,850
Nah, that's just me. That's
just me joking with the Reeses.

1051
00:55:49,850 --> 00:55:53,730
He wants some Reeses <laugh> I was like,
Hey, I bet you have Steven Spielberg.

1052
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:58,730
I bet you have Steven. Um, he
took the Reeses. He would've,

1053
00:55:58,730 --> 00:56:01,410
but he probably couldn't get the
funding for Reese because oh 18,

1054
00:56:01,410 --> 00:56:02,770
there was Spielberg movie. Come on.

1055
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,810
I think he was a trained
to get M Ms. But they,

1056
00:56:07,810 --> 00:56:11,330
they wanted too much money or
something. So he settled for this candy.

1057
00:56:11,330 --> 00:56:12,130
No one heard of,

1058
00:56:12,130 --> 00:56:15,050
and then the movie comes out and it's
the most popular candy ever after that.

1059
00:56:15,330 --> 00:56:17,810
<Laugh> oh, wait, you're talking about
candy. I thought he went for, he,

1060
00:56:17,810 --> 00:56:20,130
he settled down from M andm
to puff daddy or something.

1061
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:25,440
Well, oh, okay. Yeah. There. Yeah.
Nice job. That's that's it. Um.

1062
00:56:26,010 --> 00:56:30,760
So how have any of you had
military family know about I'm.

1063
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:34,200
From a military family? I got military
friends. I live in a military town.

1064
00:56:34,650 --> 00:56:38,440
My dad got out of the army before I was
born. So I don't know if that counts.

1065
00:56:38,590 --> 00:56:40,600
Okay. Well, I, I,

1066
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:44,160
I come from military family with my father
being the Navy and so forth and just

1067
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:48,160
like all of the, the kernel, the Launa
and the switching back and forth,

1068
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:51,920
they couldn't get the name. Right.
<laugh> and the Apache helicopter,

1069
00:56:52,150 --> 00:56:55,840
that was like, how many freaking
weapons does it have per wing?

1070
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:58,200
Because you're gonna have like two
Macs and that was the machine guns.

1071
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:00,360
And it was like, oh, we'll
do like three. We do four,

1072
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:04,800
we'll have unlimited missiles. I'm like,
what are you doing to these jets? How,

1073
00:57:04,820 --> 00:57:06,400
you know, what's a big,
this doesn't sense.

1074
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:07,640
You know, what's a bigger problem.

1075
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:08,473
They're lying.

1076
00:57:09,220 --> 00:57:11,000
The what you're bigger problem.

1077
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:15,120
The fact that they can't keep track
of a 300 foot lizard in a city because

1078
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:16,840
apparently he's a magic chameleon.

1079
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:21,840
Apparently. So the military logic makes
zero sense. This movie that's one.

1080
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:25,520
That was the part. We, the one thing
that irked me in this film, I mean,

1081
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:28,600
there's other things. I was like,
whatever, you know, I just let it slide.

1082
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:31,600
I just, you know, it's, it's
fun, dumb, whatever crap.

1083
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:35,680
But the military logic bugged, the
living fire of me every single time,

1084
00:57:36,420 --> 00:57:38,800
the chain of command Kevin,
the way he went back and forth.

1085
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:42,040
Kevin, isn't that part of the whole thing
that we talked about earlier. Like it,

1086
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:46,680
it, they threw in so much big budget,
blockbuster stuff, blow crap up.

1087
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:50,440
Boom. I mean like what, where else
they gonna get the big booms from,

1088
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:51,880
except for through military.

1089
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:55,640
Obviously they didn't have a guy
on staff who was like, Hey, um,

1090
00:57:55,790 --> 00:57:58,280
that doesn't work in the military. I mean,

1091
00:57:58,310 --> 00:58:01,120
I I'm with you the
entire time watching my,

1092
00:58:01,420 --> 00:58:06,320
how many movies have guys who just
fire without reloading all the

1093
00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:09,240
time. All right. But like the
entire time Kevin I'm I have my,

1094
00:58:09,260 --> 00:58:11,720
you you've met Matt before I
have him in the background,

1095
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:14,680
yelling like that doesn't work. <laugh>.

1096
00:58:15,110 --> 00:58:15,760
Mm-hmm.

1097
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:16,230
<Affirmative> like,

1098
00:58:16,230 --> 00:58:18,840
I can't imagine the number of military
guys who watched this then went,

1099
00:58:18,910 --> 00:58:22,960
what is wrong with you? Well, it's
funny that you bring that up. Yeah.

1100
00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:26,240
This pretty much like, this is pretty
much like comparison to the hurt locker.

1101
00:58:26,870 --> 00:58:28,400
It's for me, I'm like this,

1102
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:32,600
like none of that would any anybody
would ever do in the military,

1103
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:36,000
you would not accept those form of orders
and you would never give those orders

1104
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,760
and you would never do any of this.
That's why I felt like there was smoothie.

1105
00:58:39,390 --> 00:58:40,000
Time.

1106
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,320
Whenever so happened. And.

1107
00:58:41,450 --> 00:58:44,680
We gotta get the military stuff in
there. Cuz this has the, you know,

1108
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:48,520
the typical kinds of characters
you see in these movies, reporters,

1109
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:49,800
military politicians,

1110
00:58:49,890 --> 00:58:54,440
they're all there and you gotta make
the military a little bit incompetent at

1111
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:54,960
the beginning.

1112
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:59,120
You gotta have them be the gung-ho ones
are like let's murder this thing three

1113
00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:03,120
ways from Sunday, all of that sort
of stuff. But the funny thing is,

1114
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:07,400
is I read an essay about this
movie that argued that the military

1115
00:59:07,930 --> 00:59:12,640
in American Cairo films, particularly in
this movie is a guide you unto itself.

1116
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:14,240
And I'm like, how can you say that, man?

1117
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:17,280
Because they look like
idiots in this until the end.

1118
00:59:17,420 --> 00:59:22,080
And the only reason they win
after doing more destruction than

1119
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:25,200
Godzilla himself in this Zillow,
whichever name you prefer,

1120
00:59:25,350 --> 00:59:27,120
they even call it out in the movies.

1121
00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:28,840
Like you're doing more
damage than the lizard.

1122
00:59:29,100 --> 00:59:32,640
The only reason they're able to do is
because he gets tangled up in bridge

1123
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:36,280
cables and he can't move. I'm
like, are, is your aimed that bad?

1124
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:37,760
It's a 300 foot lizard.

1125
00:59:40,210 --> 00:59:44,400
So one of the scenes that irked me
a little bit was when they took the,

1126
00:59:44,930 --> 00:59:49,880
uh, when homegirl took the, the
top secret tape of, uh, from there.

1127
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:53,680
And it's like, first off, how did you
get the footage of that interview?

1128
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:56,600
Second off, all it is was the
footage from the movie itself.

1129
00:59:56,620 --> 01:00:00,080
And I all sudden thinking it's
like, it was like space balls.

1130
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:02,960
You guys remember the scene from baseballs
were like, we gotta find them quick,

1131
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:05,640
grab space balls, the movie.
That's what it felt like. It.

1132
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:06,050
Was like.

1133
01:00:06,050 --> 01:00:09,280
We need this top secret tape about
God's quick get gods Z the movie.

1134
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:13,240
And they put it in. When is this?
Now? Now? No, now, now this is now.

1135
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:15,360
And that was now. This is
then this is now. Yeah.

1136
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:16,760
That's what happened in that scene.

1137
01:00:17,190 --> 01:00:18,400
When will then be now.

1138
01:00:19,180 --> 01:00:23,840
Now that's what happened in that scene.

1139
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:25,320
That's all I could think about. I'm like,

1140
01:00:25,700 --> 01:00:27,840
why would you make this production choice?

1141
01:00:28,060 --> 01:00:32,280
Why would military even give
the scientist? The tape? I mean,

1142
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:36,080
that's something you don't give
the tape. That's your wait. No, no.

1143
01:00:36,490 --> 01:00:37,680
Anybody works.

1144
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:38,290
It's hard time.

1145
01:00:38,290 --> 01:00:40,760
Anybody who works in
military medical or anything,

1146
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:43,760
you don't just share everything
with everything and you.

1147
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:45,080
Don't leave it out on a table. Right?

1148
01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:48,480
John, do you share everything
with everyone? Does everyone,

1149
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:51,080
does everyone above you share
everything to you? Everything.

1150
01:00:51,410 --> 01:00:52,600
Do you need to know everything?

1151
01:00:52,980 --> 01:00:56,360
I'm trying to understand what you're,
what you're digging on here. Kevin. I.

1152
01:00:56,470 --> 01:00:57,920
Forget it. Never mind.

1153
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:01,480
<Laugh> oh, good Lord. John. You've
been kind of quiet for a man.

1154
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:04,680
Do you have any other spoiled,
uh, thoughts for this, Phil?

1155
01:01:05,150 --> 01:01:05,470
I.

1156
01:01:05,470 --> 01:01:08,200
I have a couple thoughts.
I took actually I, I,

1157
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:10,880
I made like Kevin this time and wow.

1158
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:11,713
Took, oh.

1159
01:01:11,750 --> 01:01:12,640
I took notes.

1160
01:01:13,310 --> 01:01:16,800
I have notes with Kevin has really
grown you. I'm so proud of you.

1161
01:01:17,370 --> 01:01:17,930
Um.

1162
01:01:17,930 --> 01:01:19,600
So I want to give John a hug.

1163
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:21,360
Issue. Number one.

1164
01:01:21,570 --> 01:01:21,920
Oh.

1165
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:26,680
Snap watching, watching the fishing
boats sink at the very beginning.

1166
01:01:27,020 --> 01:01:31,280
You know, I'm trying to suspend my
disbelief for this movie enough already.

1167
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:34,360
Cuz apparently Godzillas
and AANA <laugh> um,

1168
01:01:35,460 --> 01:01:38,200
and then I'm watching these
fishing boats as they go under.

1169
01:01:38,380 --> 01:01:42,080
And if you watch them, they
all go down in synchronicity.

1170
01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:46,600
Like same rate. Every boat is just
as sunk as the one next to it.

1171
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:48,120
As they go down, it was like,

1172
01:01:48,140 --> 01:01:52,200
you could almost see the rails that
these boats were on as they were going

1173
01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:55,200
underwater. And I'm thinking to myself,

1174
01:01:55,420 --> 01:01:59,200
I'm thinking to myself when I went to
California, when I was in, in the summer,

1175
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:03,560
after my third grade and we
went to go to Orlando studios,

1176
01:02:04,070 --> 01:02:08,800
I have seen better special effects
on the tram ride at universal

1177
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:12,880
studios than what I just saw
at this point in the movie.

1178
01:02:13,390 --> 01:02:14,090
John.

1179
01:02:14,090 --> 01:02:18,600
Go get the right designer from, from
the tram ride at universal studios.

1180
01:02:18,970 --> 01:02:21,760
They'll probably work for less
and give you a better visual.

1181
01:02:21,940 --> 01:02:25,520
The tra ride from 1966. That's
the one you need to get.

1182
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:27,000
<laugh> John,

1183
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:30,760
this is weirdly nitpicky because
this movie has much bigger problems.

1184
01:02:31,850 --> 01:02:33,760
Oh no, he's not there. He's not done. No.

1185
01:02:34,030 --> 01:02:38,600
He's got his list. Like I was literally,

1186
01:02:39,030 --> 01:02:40,840
I, I know I'm kind of telecast,

1187
01:02:41,230 --> 01:02:45,360
tele telling what my rating is by
saying you never telecast anything.

1188
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:49,320
What are you doing? You tele
casting. What? No. Anyway,

1189
01:02:49,580 --> 01:02:51,920
10 minutes into this
movie, I already hated it.

1190
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:55,040
Like that was literally my
third note on here. If you see,

1191
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:59,600
it says 10 minutes in this movie,
I already hate it. <laugh> man,

1192
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:01,240
you sound like an adopt child already.

1193
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:02,593
<Laugh>.

1194
01:03:03,310 --> 01:03:04,640
I hate this family already.

1195
01:03:05,870 --> 01:03:07,720
What did this movie do to you?

1196
01:03:09,660 --> 01:03:13,880
And I'm a dude and I was
offended by the whole.

1197
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:18,960
Every woman loves every woman loves
Matthew Brodrick rhetoric that

1198
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:21,720
they had in this movie. Oh,
what the Frick? I'm my God.

1199
01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:22,800
That's that's because Matt really.

1200
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:23,633
Matthew brought.

1201
01:03:23,890 --> 01:03:28,600
Bueller here is phoning it
in. He is so phoning it in.

1202
01:03:28,650 --> 01:03:32,280
Uh, he's not, he doesn't give the
worst performance in this movie,

1203
01:03:32,380 --> 01:03:36,800
but it's not great either. And I'm like,
I are you going for like, you know,

1204
01:03:37,140 --> 01:03:41,640
unemotional nerd or socially
awkward nerd or whatever here,

1205
01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:44,080
cuz it's it's just not
work. And Mr Broderick,

1206
01:03:44,300 --> 01:03:46,600
let me tell you mm-hmm <affirmative>
let me tell you. I'm friends with Dr.

1207
01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:47,960
Telos on monster island.

1208
01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:51,240
He is not a fan of Matthew
Broderick's portrayal of him. <laugh>.

1209
01:03:52,970 --> 01:03:57,480
Um, what else? What else I got
here? Uh, the feeling of this movie.

1210
01:03:57,710 --> 01:04:00,240
I was trying to put my finger
on it because it didn't,

1211
01:04:00,390 --> 01:04:05,280
I'll be the first person to tell you
this movie had didn't have an original

1212
01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:10,200
feel to it. No, at any point. And
I finally came to the conclusion.

1213
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:14,520
This movie is what would happen if you
take all the worst parts of Jurassic park

1214
01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:16,560
and Clover field and
smashed them together.

1215
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:17,880
But this is before Clover field.

1216
01:04:18,250 --> 01:04:21,280
It doesn't matter that
would, this, this, this is,

1217
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:25,440
I can only respond to this in the
order that I have seen these movies. I.

1218
01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:25,720
Saw, I.

1219
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:26,680
I understand pull Overfield first.

1220
01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:27,513
I understand.

1221
01:04:28,100 --> 01:04:32,560
And yeah, it, it just felt like the
worst parts of all that stuff. And like,

1222
01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:37,360
literally right here in the
notes, 30 minutes into this,

1223
01:04:37,950 --> 01:04:41,240
I already dislike all
the characters <laugh>

1224
01:04:42,670 --> 01:04:44,440
I don't care about any of them. Good.

1225
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:45,130
Oh, come up.

1226
01:04:45,130 --> 01:04:45,963
To die.

1227
01:04:46,670 --> 01:04:50,360
Hanker's animal is one of the
bright spots in this movie. I'll.

1228
01:04:50,360 --> 01:04:53,880
Give you. No, he wasn't. I didn't like
him either. I didn't like his wife.

1229
01:04:53,910 --> 01:04:55,800
I didn't, I didn't like
his wife though. I.

1230
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:58,760
Liked him. Don't like the wife. I don't
like the wife either. His wife is,

1231
01:04:58,760 --> 01:04:59,593
I don't mean.

1232
01:05:00,510 --> 01:05:05,400
I don't like the almost Hollywood
looking blonde actress in

1233
01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:05,520
this.

1234
01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:06,360
Movie. Oh no, she's terrible.

1235
01:05:07,470 --> 01:05:10,280
I, I didn't like nobody likes
her Brodrick in this movie.

1236
01:05:10,660 --> 01:05:14,120
The best person in this movie was the
guy who was in the professional. Yeah.

1237
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:18,640
Sean Rano and even then, and even
then he did a bad job in this movie.

1238
01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:21,960
But he was trying, he was
trying so hard to save it.

1239
01:05:22,060 --> 01:05:22,640
You think.

1240
01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:23,880
So? Yeah. I think he was.

1241
01:05:24,790 --> 01:05:28,840
I didn't feel like anybody who was
in this movie wanted to be there.

1242
01:05:29,590 --> 01:05:31,080
This, this, the whole,

1243
01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:35,760
the whole vibe I got from all the
actors in this movie is they had this

1244
01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:41,240
internal conflict going that could be
comparable to when you step out of your

1245
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:46,240
bathroom naked and it turns
out your in-laws decided
to visit. Why would you do.

1246
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:48,120
That? <laugh> so I, I,

1247
01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:52,640
I read a thing that said that the entire
cast was given wetsuits while filming,

1248
01:05:52,890 --> 01:05:56,720
because it was just wet
all the time. I can't help.

1249
01:05:56,720 --> 01:06:01,480
But one the miserableness of it is part
of the reason why the entire cast just

1250
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:04,360
looked like they were done.
And when you hear it, like,

1251
01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:06,640
I also heard like the guy working
on the director, he didn't,

1252
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:09,720
he didn't like the original Godzilla
at all. So yeah. I'm wondering,

1253
01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:11,120
he's gone on a record saying that.

1254
01:06:11,420 --> 01:06:12,160
Why would you,

1255
01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:17,000
why would you direct a movie that
is kind of a reboot to the series

1256
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:19,080
that you don't like then said.

1257
01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:19,720
He was offered.

1258
01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:23,920
Page the guy from SpongeBob saying
because money. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah.

1259
01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:27,440
I was you check, you want another
baseball's connection here.

1260
01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:31,040
There almost was a Godzilla
too. The search for more money.

1261
01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:35,000
It got as far as the script and I've seen
interviews with the guy who wrote the

1262
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:38,560
script and the crazy thing is it
actually would've been better.

1263
01:06:38,610 --> 01:06:40,880
It actually would've
been really interesting,

1264
01:06:40,980 --> 01:06:43,440
but it never got made
because this one bombed.

1265
01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:48,080
<Laugh> I then I'm glad this one bombed
because I couldn't deal with another

1266
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:48,720
one. Watch.

1267
01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:51,160
The cartoon. The cartoon
is so much better,

1268
01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:53,520
which I wanna go on record
of saying thank you,

1269
01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:56,400
Kevin Burnham for giving
me the DVD of the cartoon,

1270
01:06:56,400 --> 01:07:00,280
because it's freaking amazing. You're
welcome. That's friends of childhood.

1271
01:07:00,780 --> 01:07:02,680
I'm glad that made my heart glad.

1272
01:07:03,060 --> 01:07:07,000
Did your, um, your love
appreciate the cartoon beside you.

1273
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:07,760
Watching. I had,

1274
01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:11,320
I've covered several episodes of the
cartoon on the monster island film vault

1275
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:15,240
with our friends, from the cell cast
and we've all enjoyed them. <laugh>.

1276
01:07:16,010 --> 01:07:20,480
Uh, so you, the guy who did this was RO
and Emrick you said, right? Yes. Yes.

1277
01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:24,360
That's correct. Okay. Is, is this
the same guy who did moon fall?

1278
01:07:24,700 --> 01:07:28,040
Yes. Yes. That's why Kevin R
why? John doesn't Lincoln. Oh.

1279
01:07:28,190 --> 01:07:29,120
Okay. Yeah.

1280
01:07:29,440 --> 01:07:33,880
<Laugh> he's also done, uh, he did the
sequel to the sequel to independence day,

1281
01:07:33,880 --> 01:07:37,520
which that one wasn't great. Either.
It may. That was terrible. Yeah.

1282
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:40,920
Say what you want about the original. At
least the original had an energy to it.

1283
01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:45,080
The sequel didn't and he's not a lot
of disaster movies. 2012 the day. Uh,

1284
01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:48,920
what was it? The, the day after
tomorrow or something like.

1285
01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:50,720
That? Oh sir. I'm I'm
I'm familiar with these.

1286
01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:52,560
My wife loves these movies and Kevin,

1287
01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:56,280
she watches them by herself
because I hate these movies.

1288
01:07:56,340 --> 01:07:59,240
Hey, Kevin is independent.
Say two in the dumpster.

1289
01:07:59,510 --> 01:08:02,440
Yeah. Both independence day
movies are in a dumpster.

1290
01:08:02,550 --> 01:08:05,160
Wait. No, no, no, no. Only one of
them should be in the dumpster.

1291
01:08:05,190 --> 01:08:06,760
Well they're same either.

1292
01:08:06,990 --> 01:08:11,960
Have you not seen the, have you not seen
the Metacritic for independence day?

1293
01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:16,160
Season two of the bottom shelf.
Dells gets wild. All <laugh>.

1294
01:08:17,290 --> 01:08:20,360
So, all right. In fact,
just about that'll July,

1295
01:08:20,360 --> 01:08:25,320
we'll do like every rolling ER,
every Roman, um, rolling ER,

1296
01:08:25,320 --> 01:08:27,400
film just about is inside a dumpster.

1297
01:08:27,450 --> 01:08:30,400
Oh my gosh. I don't think
Stargate deserves to be there.

1298
01:08:30,670 --> 01:08:34,520
Well, it's in there. Sorry. It's
just in the dumpster. I mean, what,

1299
01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:35,760
what else it's in the.

1300
01:08:35,840 --> 01:08:37,480
Dumpster are things that
I love in there. Kevin.

1301
01:08:37,730 --> 01:08:42,040
Because you like terrible
things and you make Jesus cry.

1302
01:08:42,440 --> 01:08:45,800
<Laugh> I like John you're
my friend. I like you, John.

1303
01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:46,840
What does it have to say about you?

1304
01:08:47,470 --> 01:08:49,400
I, my statement stands.

1305
01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:52,520
Sir. This is going long, far enough,

1306
01:08:52,820 --> 01:08:56,560
all last bit. Last bit of spoiler. Uh,

1307
01:08:56,560 --> 01:09:00,400
spoiler thoughts for the film?
Uh, John, your last big thing.

1308
01:09:00,930 --> 01:09:02,840
Uh, go see Cloverfield instead.

1309
01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:04,193
<Laugh>.

1310
01:09:05,410 --> 01:09:08,360
As long as you don't get
motion sickness. All.

1311
01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:10,040
Right. I did. And I still own it.

1312
01:09:11,380 --> 01:09:15,760
All right. Uh, I just talked about that
on the film vault, actually, Kevin,

1313
01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:20,280
your last big spoiler thoughts on the
film before we give our final ratings?

1314
01:09:20,510 --> 01:09:24,080
Well, there was quite some dumb,
fun moments for me. I mean,

1315
01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:26,040
that's just me though,
because I, I can't help,

1316
01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:29,440
but smile and laugh at some things, but
here's some of the things that I can't,

1317
01:09:29,590 --> 01:09:34,480
I always like laugh at every single
time. Gail cannot run a torpedo.

1318
01:09:34,650 --> 01:09:35,920
He could run a helicopter.

1319
01:09:36,330 --> 01:09:39,720
He could tear on massive buildings
leaving behind death and destruction,

1320
01:09:40,140 --> 01:09:44,480
but he cannot catch up to four people
on foot, on the alley in New York city.

1321
01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:47,720
<laugh> I'm gonna be honest. Honestly,

1322
01:09:48,110 --> 01:09:49,920
I have seen beep.

1323
01:09:50,190 --> 01:09:54,080
This is the point where Kevin goes on
a T rate that is politically incorrect.

1324
01:09:54,410 --> 01:09:58,160
If you'll like to hear those words,
sign up for our Patreon geek,

1325
01:09:58,160 --> 01:09:59,440
devotions.com <laugh>

1326
01:10:01,570 --> 01:10:05,840
it will release all the political
incorrect things of Kevin on the Patreon.

1327
01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:10,560
<Laugh> you want me? You want me to
rephrase the last sentence? My last name.

1328
01:10:11,820 --> 01:10:14,960
Was funny. So funny.

1329
01:10:16,480 --> 01:10:18,920
Kevin, where do you
write this stuff at? Man?

1330
01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:20,633
<Laugh>

1331
01:10:24,070 --> 01:10:25,360
this is why I'm not invi.

1332
01:10:25,910 --> 01:10:29,640
This is why I'm not invited to Southern
Baptist or Methodist church and comedy

1333
01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:30,473
stand ups.

1334
01:10:32,210 --> 01:10:32,880
Oh my gosh.

1335
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:33,240
All right.

1336
01:10:33,240 --> 01:10:38,240
You always hear an audience growing about
everything I made other no make chick

1337
01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:41,040
jokes, make Chick-fil-A
jokes. Like everybody else,

1338
01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:44,480
everybody makes Chick-fil-A jokes.
Keep those gum. I was like, no.

1339
01:10:44,480 --> 01:10:46,640
Chick-fil-A is a joke.
All right. So I came back.

1340
01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:47,473
Oh, thank you. <laugh>.

1341
01:10:49,660 --> 01:10:54,200
All right. Last thoughts
before UFR rating, uh, uh,

1342
01:10:54,230 --> 01:10:56,000
from, uh, Nathan,

1343
01:10:56,310 --> 01:11:00,760
what is your last spoiled
filled thought? Uh,

1344
01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:04,840
there's uh, there's so many to, uh,
to pick from. I Willem admit like,

1345
01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:08,120
like what, Kevin, there are some
moments in this that I, I did enjoy.

1346
01:11:08,120 --> 01:11:11,800
I genuinely chuckled at some of the
lines, mostly from Sean Reno. Uh,

1347
01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:15,520
and Hank's area who I think are the
only people who give anything close to

1348
01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:18,640
decent performances, the
scene where famously,

1349
01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:23,400
where animal miraculously doesn't get
squished because he's right between

1350
01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:27,920
God's OUS toes. That, that was pretty
funny. I have to say <laugh> yeah,

1351
01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:32,080
it was a nice fake out, you know, it
that, so that scene worked for me,

1352
01:11:32,080 --> 01:11:35,600
but yeah, it, this movie thinks
it's better than it really is.

1353
01:11:37,150 --> 01:11:40,520
I, I just had a thought while
you were saying, or when, uh,

1354
01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:44,680
Dallas is asking you for your
spoiler filled last thoughts. And I,

1355
01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:45,560
it occurred to me.

1356
01:11:45,820 --> 01:11:50,200
You can't spoil this movie anymore
than Roland Aric already did.

1357
01:11:50,710 --> 01:11:55,320
It's bad. It's bad. So here,
here are my, my last things,

1358
01:11:55,320 --> 01:11:56,320
I wanna say one,

1359
01:11:56,620 --> 01:12:00,240
can we point at the fact that my
dude's camera was never on at all,

1360
01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:03,280
in any of the scenes where he
was holding a camera at all?

1361
01:12:03,580 --> 01:12:05,920
You mean you never have
your camera on, you know,

1362
01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:08,560
on when you're at the church
at, uh, the healing place,

1363
01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:11,480
you never have your camera on you
turn it off. Why would you keep it on.

1364
01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:13,040
While you're filming?

1365
01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:14,713
<Laugh>.

1366
01:12:15,490 --> 01:12:20,240
Do we wanna talk about how a
professional cameraman runs outside to

1367
01:12:20,310 --> 01:12:24,920
record the giant lizard and he struggles
with it the whole time and then

1368
01:12:24,920 --> 01:12:29,520
realizes that the last possible
second. Oh, right. Poke close. <laugh>.

1369
01:12:30,460 --> 01:12:35,360
Can. Okay. Can we also talk about at the
end, when they steal the taxi to run,

1370
01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:39,680
to drive away from Godzilla after
homeboy got his camera smashed,

1371
01:12:39,680 --> 01:12:42,520
he suddenly has a video camera
in the back of the taxi.

1372
01:12:42,770 --> 01:12:47,200
So he stole that from the,
um, the studio they were in.

1373
01:12:47,270 --> 01:12:51,040
That's where that camera came from. The
camera smashed they're in the studio.

1374
01:12:51,330 --> 01:12:53,440
He takes the cam the
studio camera with them.

1375
01:12:53,700 --> 01:12:57,000
Yes, he did. He took, he took it. He
took that camera with him. Cause I.

1376
01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:58,920
I, I had to think back
through that moment too.

1377
01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:01,520
I had the same thought as you John, but
I had to think back it's like, oh no,

1378
01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:03,000
he took that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1379
01:13:03,590 --> 01:13:06,640
I would too. If I was in the newsroom and
the whole place going down, it's like,

1380
01:13:06,640 --> 01:13:08,560
I'm taking some cameras
with me. Sorry. <laugh>.

1381
01:13:10,620 --> 01:13:12,720
All. Yep. And I'll say this,

1382
01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:14,880
there were a couple funny scenes
in this that I really enjoyed.

1383
01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:18,240
There are several small humorous and
this part of the problem is the tone was

1384
01:13:18,240 --> 01:13:21,960
everywhere. But when he gets to the
floor with the, and the, and all the,

1385
01:13:22,220 --> 01:13:27,120
the Velo rap tour, Godzillas looked
at Adam and like, they're almost like,

1386
01:13:27,290 --> 01:13:31,280
oh, hello. And they're like dropping
the popcorn and he goes wrong floor.

1387
01:13:31,550 --> 01:13:34,280
I laughed at that way too
hard than I should have.

1388
01:13:34,950 --> 01:13:35,680
I still never eat eating.

1389
01:13:35,680 --> 01:13:39,640
Popcorn because apparently popcorn smells
like fish they'll eat anything that

1390
01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:42,440
smells like fish, dude. Anything,
everybody will eat popcorn.

1391
01:13:42,470 --> 01:13:46,160
I don't care what it, who it is. <laugh>
well, this, this is true. This is true.

1392
01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:46,560
You.

1393
01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:50,560
Know, obviously you never went fishing
because fish smell will travel miles.

1394
01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:51,680
Okay, bro.

1395
01:13:51,750 --> 01:13:53,960
I will say, I will say though,

1396
01:13:53,960 --> 01:13:58,360
that that elevator scene that you're
talking about Dallas gave me very strong

1397
01:13:58,360 --> 01:13:59,240
Scrooged feels.

1398
01:13:59,740 --> 01:14:03,240
Yes, yes it does. Yeah. I can say that.

1399
01:14:03,670 --> 01:14:06,760
When we were watching it last night,
I'm like, this feels like Scrooged.

1400
01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:10,080
Like I could see bill Murray
making that exact same statement.

1401
01:14:10,150 --> 01:14:12,840
Yeah. I, I also, I wanna
bring this up real quick.

1402
01:14:12,840 --> 01:14:16,080
I mentioned there were some lines that
I really liked because I think this has

1403
01:14:16,080 --> 01:14:18,720
to be brought up because I know how
much you guys love guns on this show.

1404
01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:22,480
Cuz I listened to your
podcast. <laugh> no.

1405
01:14:22,480 --> 01:14:25,040
But I actually, I don't love guns.

1406
01:14:25,750 --> 01:14:26,880
I kinda like the,

1407
01:14:26,940 --> 01:14:31,800
the exchange between Sean Reno and
Matthew Broderick where he asked

1408
01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:35,160
them, how did you get this stuff into
the country? Because they have this,

1409
01:14:35,340 --> 01:14:40,040
you know, a small arsenal
there and Sean Reno says,

1410
01:14:40,040 --> 01:14:43,880
this is in America. You can buy
anything. <laugh> that's true.

1411
01:14:44,370 --> 01:14:48,320
Oh my goodness. All right guys. Well,
let's bring his home. Um, Nathan,

1412
01:14:48,390 --> 01:14:52,560
what is your file rating of top shelf?
Well, hold on, we gotta explain that.

1413
01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:52,760
Don't.

1414
01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:54,720
We? You want me to do that
for you, please? Please do.

1415
01:14:54,720 --> 01:14:56,480
So you can gather your
thoughts. Please do. Uh,

1416
01:14:56,480 --> 01:14:58,520
all right here on the
bottom shelf podcast,

1417
01:14:58,770 --> 01:15:02,160
we have a rating system
that consists of top shelf.

1418
01:15:02,310 --> 01:15:06,640
This is what you would rate a movie.
If this movie was in fact a good movie,

1419
01:15:06,870 --> 01:15:11,360
people should probably watch this
and you have no idea why it has a bad

1420
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:15,120
reputation or was critiqued
poorly middle shelf,

1421
01:15:15,120 --> 01:15:18,200
which is the comments
about this movie are valid.

1422
01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:21,680
But for some reason it
does something for me.

1423
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:23,240
I find it mildly enjoyable,

1424
01:15:23,240 --> 01:15:27,800
but I can understand why other people
wouldn't bottom shelf is this is a bad

1425
01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:30,400
movie. I don't recommend this to anybody.

1426
01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:33,760
Somebody might find some enjoyment
with it, but chances are,

1427
01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:38,480
I'm not friends with them. <laugh>
and then you have the dumpster fire,

1428
01:15:38,480 --> 01:15:42,160
which is this movie should be
purged from reality entirely.

1429
01:15:42,410 --> 01:15:47,000
It has no beneficial merits to
it and needs to be singularly

1430
01:15:47,110 --> 01:15:48,720
excluded from existence.

1431
01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:52,360
We've never had a film end up in
that, in that pile at all lies.

1432
01:15:53,190 --> 01:15:57,520
What? No. Did they stop existing after
they go there? So we no movies. We.

1433
01:15:57,520 --> 01:16:02,240
Have no anything that goes there.
All right. So Nathan gods, 1998,

1434
01:16:02,590 --> 01:16:06,560
understand that your rating, this may
affect monster island, film vault forever.

1435
01:16:06,910 --> 01:16:08,920
What is your final rating? <laugh> well,

1436
01:16:09,380 --> 01:16:13,960
the funny thing is my rating might do some

1437
01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:17,520
contingence of the Godzilla fan might
be considered a bit of a hot take.

1438
01:16:17,930 --> 01:16:22,200
Oh yeah. First off. I wanna say
cartoon series, top shelf fight me.

1439
01:16:22,960 --> 01:16:27,440
<laugh> if you remove the name
Godzilla from it, maybe middle shelf.

1440
01:16:27,660 --> 01:16:30,320
You think of it as like beast
from 20,000 fathoms to bed,

1441
01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:32,800
nineties Ram make a beat
for 20,000 fats. Eh,

1442
01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:37,320
maybe middle shelf is this movie
unwatchable and should be burned.

1443
01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:38,960
Actually. I don't think it should.

1444
01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:41,080
There are those in the
family who would say yes,

1445
01:16:41,410 --> 01:16:45,320
it must be burned because it ruined the
franchise and all of that sort of stuff.

1446
01:16:45,540 --> 01:16:46,960
But without this movie,

1447
01:16:47,090 --> 01:16:52,000
we wouldn't have gotten a lot of what
came after this with the Toho films.

1448
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:54,800
Maybe even the monsters very possible.

1449
01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:57,160
We may have not gotten the
monster verse if not for this.

1450
01:16:57,940 --> 01:17:02,000
And does it have loads of issues
with being called a God Zon?

1451
01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:05,080
The fanboy objections that I
mentioned? Oh, heck yes it does.

1452
01:17:05,220 --> 01:17:06,400
But as I've stated,

1453
01:17:06,460 --> 01:17:11,280
the biggest sins that it has are
that it's a bad nineties blockbuster,

1454
01:17:11,740 --> 01:17:16,360
but like I said, it's not
unwatchable bottom shelf. Okay.

1455
01:17:16,390 --> 01:17:19,920
Bottom shelf from Nathan, Mr. Burnham,

1456
01:17:20,140 --> 01:17:23,640
the other Godzilla enthusiast, the,

1457
01:17:23,700 --> 01:17:27,040
the other expert of Godzilla
in the room because Nathan,

1458
01:17:27,470 --> 01:17:29,760
I don't know if you know
this. Mr. Burnham is,

1459
01:17:30,050 --> 01:17:33,600
is a massive Godzilla fan himself.
I know I had him on the show.

1460
01:17:33,870 --> 01:17:38,360
I had him on the that's right? You
did. So Nathan, um, not Nathan, Kevin,

1461
01:17:38,810 --> 01:17:39,643
uh, <laugh>.

1462
01:17:39,680 --> 01:17:40,720
Wrong. White guy.

1463
01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:44,800
<Laugh> oh, what is your
father? Who's whiter.

1464
01:17:45,700 --> 01:17:47,000
You can cut that too. Oh.

1465
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:51,720
I can guarantee you I'm right there with
John. I got the blood test. 100% white.

1466
01:17:51,730 --> 01:17:55,320
It was not even, even that
3% was like somewhere and.

1467
01:17:55,320 --> 01:17:58,240
All of this is getting
cut out now, too, dude.

1468
01:17:58,660 --> 01:18:01,520
And this is, this is, this
is average normal talk. Why?

1469
01:18:01,630 --> 01:18:05,440
Dude? I have talked with gross.
Who I have talked to go. Who?

1470
01:18:05,440 --> 01:18:08,960
Think that Kevin is pale. I'm just
saying let's let's get back to topic.

1471
01:18:08,960 --> 01:18:11,240
Let's get back topic, Kevin.
Okay. What is your follow rating?

1472
01:18:11,890 --> 01:18:16,560
Uh, well, as in the words of
puff, daddy, come with me.

1473
01:18:16,560 --> 01:18:20,480
I'm gonna take you with me. I'm here
to stay forever ever and ever in day.

1474
01:18:20,480 --> 01:18:23,720
That's never come with
me. Uhhuh. Yeah, yeah,

1475
01:18:25,670 --> 01:18:28,080
yeah. Is painful nineties come with me.

1476
01:18:29,650 --> 01:18:31,120
So that translate to what?

1477
01:18:32,130 --> 01:18:34,640
Oh, absolutely nothing. Um, we're gonna
put this in the middle shelf for me.

1478
01:18:35,070 --> 01:18:35,560
What.

1479
01:18:35,560 --> 01:18:37,680
It's gonna be? What what'd you say? What?

1480
01:18:38,110 --> 01:18:40,800
I put it in the middle. You almost
got a spit take from me from.

1481
01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:42,080
This. What?

1482
01:18:42,080 --> 01:18:46,760
The middle she from I been sitting
here expecting dumpster fire the

1483
01:18:46,760 --> 01:18:51,680
entire time. And sky is raining.

1484
01:18:51,680 --> 01:18:54,560
The movie higher than me. What? The Frick.

1485
01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:55,690
<Laugh>.

1486
01:18:55,690 --> 01:18:57,480
So Kevin, you said middle stuff. Um.

1487
01:18:57,740 --> 01:19:01,400
I'm I'm a sucker for bad
movies, but it has to be,

1488
01:19:01,510 --> 01:19:04,920
I was entertained by
how bad this was. Okay.

1489
01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:09,520
I was entertained by laughing
my butt off at certain

1490
01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:13,440
scenes. And even sometimes
arguing, yelling at the screens,

1491
01:19:13,440 --> 01:19:16,920
like what's wrong with you? And
yeah. It's like, but it's so dumb.

1492
01:19:16,950 --> 01:19:20,000
It's I I'm just laughing
at myself for how, I mean.

1493
01:19:20,910 --> 01:19:24,880
With riff tracks for me, this might be
metal. She, but what you think where.

1494
01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:29,800
Those guys? I don't, I don't, I don't
know who R tracks is. Anyhow. Um, I,

1495
01:19:30,070 --> 01:19:33,800
yeah, for me, like I said, it
has to entertain it entertain me.

1496
01:19:34,290 --> 01:19:38,480
It was it's. I mean, this would
be like a lower middle shelf.

1497
01:19:38,850 --> 01:19:41,560
If there was one, you know, middle shelf
is middle shelf, whatever that's way,

1498
01:19:41,560 --> 01:19:44,480
but it'll been the very low
end of the middle shelf, but I,

1499
01:19:44,480 --> 01:19:47,400
I can't throw us in the
dumpster because I don't know.

1500
01:19:47,770 --> 01:19:51,120
There's just reasons how I
can never and bottom shelf,

1501
01:19:51,470 --> 01:19:55,160
I would not be mad or get upset at
anybody. He puts in the bottom shelf.

1502
01:19:55,310 --> 01:19:59,840
It's you know, it's whatever. I, I guess
I always take out the name Godzilla,

1503
01:19:59,840 --> 01:20:03,000
even though it has Godzilla clear
across it and it says it and I can't,

1504
01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:05,360
they don't understand the,
between Gojira and Godzilla.

1505
01:20:06,150 --> 01:20:08,240
I just go J are you idiot?

1506
01:20:10,100 --> 01:20:10,960
I'm not an idiot.

1507
01:20:11,130 --> 01:20:12,480
No, I'm not. Oh, my parents can.

1508
01:20:12,480 --> 01:20:15,240
Call me. You watch it. I know.

1509
01:20:15,600 --> 01:20:17,240
Angry Irishman. I got it.

1510
01:20:18,050 --> 01:20:19,960
Uh, but yeah. Yeah. I just,

1511
01:20:19,960 --> 01:20:24,200
I always just ate out the name Godzilla
and I just look at it's just at the

1512
01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:28,600
beast from 20,000 bathrooms updated and
this is what we get and this is what I

1513
01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:29,760
got. So yeah.

1514
01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:31,200
Fair, fair. Funny thing.

1515
01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:35,840
There is actually a fan edit of this
where they say Zillow instead of Godzilla

1516
01:20:35,840 --> 01:20:36,550
the whole time.

1517
01:20:36,550 --> 01:20:38,320
That's cool. Yeah, I like that.

1518
01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:41,840
All right, John mm-hmm <affirmative>
what is your final writing?

1519
01:20:42,290 --> 01:20:43,360
Oh, dumpster fire.

1520
01:20:43,450 --> 01:20:46,400
Oh, wow. <laugh> just throw it in there.

1521
01:20:46,820 --> 01:20:50,040
Bro. I, I it's, like I
said, I, I telecasted it,

1522
01:20:50,040 --> 01:20:54,040
when I was talking about my points on
this movie, 10 minutes of this movie,

1523
01:20:54,070 --> 01:20:56,080
I was literally, and you can, we,

1524
01:20:56,080 --> 01:21:00,680
we have a private chat that we talk about
this show on that I was kind of live

1525
01:21:00,680 --> 01:21:05,040
streaming or another live streaming
live tweeting. Yes, I was.

1526
01:21:05,070 --> 01:21:08,880
I was live tweeting on and the literally

1527
01:21:09,660 --> 01:21:14,120
10 minutes in, I hate this
movie so much, so, so much.

1528
01:21:14,150 --> 01:21:16,000
I hate this movie. I,

1529
01:21:16,630 --> 01:21:21,200
I hate how phoned in all
the actors were. I hate the,

1530
01:21:21,700 --> 01:21:26,200
the male sexism that every
woman's in love with Matthew

1531
01:21:26,430 --> 01:21:27,263
Brodrick.

1532
01:21:27,760 --> 01:21:28,593
<Laugh> I hate.

1533
01:21:29,550 --> 01:21:30,840
I hate the,

1534
01:21:31,510 --> 01:21:36,080
I hate the sh the scenes of the
helicopter chase that take place

1535
01:21:36,080 --> 01:21:39,760
between cardboard boxes,
with windows painted on them.

1536
01:21:40,830 --> 01:21:45,680
I hate the bad green screening
effects that are all over this movie.

1537
01:21:46,070 --> 01:21:47,520
I hate the sound design.

1538
01:21:47,600 --> 01:21:51,200
I hate that they don't have Godzilla's
actual roar in this movement. No.

1539
01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:53,120
That is the roar. That is the roar.

1540
01:21:53,120 --> 01:21:54,000
I hate that.

1541
01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:54,480
I hate roar.

1542
01:21:54,480 --> 01:21:58,760
That I hate that Godzilla
is an I irradiated

1543
01:21:58,990 --> 01:21:59,823
iguana.

1544
01:22:00,070 --> 01:22:04,800
I hate the fact that they're trying
to pitch a 1950s concept of radiation

1545
01:22:05,210 --> 01:22:09,040
to a Postle science world. Um.

1546
01:22:09,470 --> 01:22:10,680
John quick question,

1547
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:15,000
would a radiated dinosaur be better
because that's the Japanese Godzilla.

1548
01:22:15,470 --> 01:22:20,120
I don't care. That's stupid too. <laugh>
again, I'm just putting this out there.

1549
01:22:20,530 --> 01:22:24,200
My first Godzilla was the
Monarch Godzilla, which was.

1550
01:22:24,710 --> 01:22:25,600
He's a dinosaur.

1551
01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:26,433
He's always been here.

1552
01:22:26,990 --> 01:22:30,880
He's always been here since the
beginning to me that they made,

1553
01:22:30,910 --> 01:22:35,840
they made God's with the way they
took the narrative in the modern

1554
01:22:35,840 --> 01:22:40,680
art Chronicles or the monster
verse as you call it, um, the,

1555
01:22:40,680 --> 01:22:45,440
what they did by putting changing
a minor tweak in the mytho

1556
01:22:45,440 --> 01:22:48,080
saying they just always were here. Boom.

1557
01:22:48,530 --> 01:22:53,400
It made the gone the Godzilla
Pantheon, elder gods.

1558
01:22:53,410 --> 01:22:57,720
Welcome to the welcome to the,
uh, love crafty and fiction. I.

1559
01:22:57,780 --> 01:22:58,560
Why you're.

1560
01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:01,560
Desperately. You're that way. I see
why you're coming that direction now.

1561
01:23:01,970 --> 01:23:04,960
So, you know, but getting
back to this movie though,

1562
01:23:06,120 --> 01:23:09,520
there was nothing I liked about it.
The, the special effects were terrible.

1563
01:23:10,020 --> 01:23:12,040
The production design felt sloppy.

1564
01:23:12,150 --> 01:23:17,000
I feel like they spent more money
on promoting this movie than they

1565
01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:19,360
did. They did making a good movie. They.

1566
01:23:19,360 --> 01:23:20,000
Did. They.

1567
01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:20,833
It was all.

1568
01:23:20,900 --> 01:23:22,360
Did you like the animatronics?

1569
01:23:22,980 --> 01:23:26,440
Did you like the animat gonna show
the animatronic parts? Cause I, I,

1570
01:23:26,700 --> 01:23:29,000
you didn't like the animatronics
and that this choice.

1571
01:23:29,210 --> 01:23:29,940
Uh, John.

1572
01:23:29,940 --> 01:23:33,640
I'm asking, I'm asking John that John,
did you like the animatronics on the.

1573
01:23:33,640 --> 01:23:35,600
Monster? Didn't like anything
about this movie. Okay.

1574
01:23:35,600 --> 01:23:36,433
You didn't like anything?

1575
01:23:36,770 --> 01:23:37,440
No. Okay.

1576
01:23:37,440 --> 01:23:40,400
Did you like for Las pastor?
No. You sure love that?

1577
01:23:40,800 --> 01:23:42,560
Why'd you put the bottom shelf.

1578
01:23:42,970 --> 01:23:44,720
Because some blonde,

1579
01:23:44,870 --> 01:23:49,720
some redhead lady made a argument
that I felt bad about myself and

1580
01:23:49,820 --> 01:23:50,560
now.

1581
01:23:50,560 --> 01:23:53,920
<Laugh> OK, John. OK. Somebody
call queer somebody call queer.

1582
01:23:54,070 --> 01:23:57,880
I will make my attempt to,
to pull that right now, John,

1583
01:23:58,060 --> 01:24:01,200
the reason why not only was it
the time period that, you know,

1584
01:24:01,300 --> 01:24:03,680
radioactive dinosaur for
the original Godzilla,

1585
01:24:03,680 --> 01:24:07,880
but it's also because it was a social
commentary because the original film was

1586
01:24:07,880 --> 01:24:12,000
meant to be a response to PO you know,

1587
01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:16,160
to the war and the nuclear
bombings of HHI Nagasaki.

1588
01:24:16,160 --> 01:24:20,960
So Godzilla was intended to be
an basically the bomb made flesh.

1589
01:24:21,330 --> 01:24:25,360
So it was this very cathartic experience
for the Japanese people in the mid

1590
01:24:25,360 --> 01:24:28,520
fifties, less than a decade after the
war. That's why they did it. Right.

1591
01:24:28,710 --> 01:24:30,240
I, and, and I'm, I'm aware, I'm.

1592
01:24:30,240 --> 01:24:32,480
Aware and it's lost here. That's the
problem. They just kept it because like,

1593
01:24:32,480 --> 01:24:35,280
oh, that's a story element. Right.
But they lose the commentary.

1594
01:24:35,750 --> 01:24:39,320
I, the thing about it is though, if
they were gonna reboot it, reboot it,

1595
01:24:39,320 --> 01:24:41,520
they don't have to do
that. Uh, because you're,

1596
01:24:41,520 --> 01:24:46,400
you're sailing an antiquated fiction
to, I mean, we could, we could say, oh,

1597
01:24:46,400 --> 01:24:48,120
we're gonna take a
balloon right up to the,

1598
01:24:48,120 --> 01:24:51,680
up to the moon because they used
to do that back in 1920 cinema.

1599
01:24:52,100 --> 01:24:55,520
But you try to do that nowadays. And
people would be like, this is no.

1600
01:24:55,860 --> 01:24:59,720
And so that's where I'm at with it.
But yeah, there was nothing about.

1601
01:24:59,720 --> 01:25:00,120
Like, wait,

1602
01:25:00,120 --> 01:25:03,000
you're telling me you can't take a
balloon right up in the space since when.

1603
01:25:03,310 --> 01:25:04,760
Okay. Jules ver that's.

1604
01:25:05,020 --> 01:25:09,840
Two, Hey, two words, treasure
planet. I love treasure planets.

1605
01:25:09,840 --> 01:25:11,200
I love treasure planet. Yeah.

1606
01:25:11,640 --> 01:25:12,640
Treasure plant sucks.

1607
01:25:12,830 --> 01:25:16,680
I saw that movie after my wisdom
teeth were pulled out. So.

1608
01:25:16,810 --> 01:25:19,880
Oh, then you were, again, you only
enjoy movies when you are high.

1609
01:25:19,880 --> 01:25:22,760
I understand this. All right.

1610
01:25:22,760 --> 01:25:26,120
So lemme give you my fire rating
and my file rating is this, um.

1611
01:25:26,150 --> 01:25:28,120
It's we connections. Let's skip this part.

1612
01:25:28,950 --> 01:25:31,760
Taking everything in action. Yes. The,

1613
01:25:31,880 --> 01:25:33,920
there are some humorous
moments here and there.

1614
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:36,240
There were some terrible
moments here and there.

1615
01:25:36,580 --> 01:25:39,480
The animation is atrocious.

1616
01:25:39,750 --> 01:25:43,800
Like the green screen PlayStation one
graphics were better than what we saw in

1617
01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:46,080
this. Um, keep in mind.

1618
01:25:46,080 --> 01:25:49,560
This is five years after Jurassic park
and Jurassic park has aged very well.

1619
01:25:49,770 --> 01:25:54,680
Exactly. This is part of my problem
that taking all this in I'm with Kevin,

1620
01:25:54,680 --> 01:25:58,640
it's the middle shelf. I'm I, I
laughed at this film. I enjoy the film.

1621
01:25:58,640 --> 01:26:02,440
It's not a good film, but it's good
enough for me to be entertained,

1622
01:26:02,550 --> 01:26:05,680
especially when I'm talking
about it and laughing about it,

1623
01:26:05,680 --> 01:26:10,160
making jokes about it, enable to shut
off my brain. Enjoy it. Not as Godzilla,

1624
01:26:10,300 --> 01:26:13,440
but as Ferris Buler in
the big lizard. Kevin,

1625
01:26:13,440 --> 01:26:15,920
you disappointed me
and John made me happy.

1626
01:26:16,030 --> 01:26:18,600
I was waiting for dumpster
fire the whole time. Wait.

1627
01:26:18,600 --> 01:26:20,880
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Is
this means in the middle shelf?

1628
01:26:21,630 --> 01:26:26,040
I don't know it. So how is the
way, how does the way, what,

1629
01:26:26,040 --> 01:26:28,800
how does this average out?
We got two middle shelves,

1630
01:26:28,830 --> 01:26:31,160
a bottom shelf and a dumpster fire. Yeah.

1631
01:26:31,230 --> 01:26:33,640
I don't know how that breaks down major.

1632
01:26:33,640 --> 01:26:37,280
It's think of it. Less of
percentiles and more two voting.

1633
01:26:38,080 --> 01:26:43,040
Majority rules. Wow. Yeah.
Just whoa. So ladies,

1634
01:26:43,040 --> 01:26:43,520
this.

1635
01:26:43,520 --> 01:26:46,200
Was something I was not expecting at all.

1636
01:26:46,480 --> 01:26:50,800
<Laugh> no, I wasn't either. So from us
here at the bottom shelf, ladies, Jim,

1637
01:26:50,800 --> 01:26:55,040
we rate God's 1998, Ferris
Buer in the big lizard,

1638
01:26:55,470 --> 01:26:59,840
a middle shelf production,
very contested metal shelf.

1639
01:27:01,860 --> 01:27:04,360
All right. With that
being said, ladies, Jim,

1640
01:27:04,360 --> 01:27:09,240
we are now going on to our next portion
of the show, which is called what?

1641
01:27:09,410 --> 01:27:10,360
Mr. Are you?

1642
01:27:10,870 --> 01:27:13,320
This is a weak connection.

1643
01:27:14,820 --> 01:27:18,120
All right, ladies, Jim, welcome to the
weak connection portion of the show,

1644
01:27:18,120 --> 01:27:20,480
where we try to find
some redemptive value.

1645
01:27:20,480 --> 01:27:23,920
Even if we dumped your fire to film
out of the films that we watch.

1646
01:27:24,410 --> 01:27:29,120
So who here at the table
has a weak connection. Yes.

1647
01:27:29,120 --> 01:27:30,240
Mr. Nate,

1648
01:27:30,600 --> 01:27:35,280
there is a joke said by mayor
Eber to the worst Cisco and ebirds

1649
01:27:35,280 --> 01:27:39,680
parody ever. Arguably, anyway, that it, I,

1650
01:27:39,680 --> 01:27:42,680
it was one, another, one of the jokes
that made me chuckle a little bit,

1651
01:27:42,680 --> 01:27:47,520
but it's a good reminder of something
that is a very important in Christian

1652
01:27:47,950 --> 01:27:50,680
theology was when Dr.

1653
01:27:50,870 --> 01:27:55,360
TEUs explains that Zillow can reproduce
asexually. He says, what is this?

1654
01:27:55,360 --> 01:27:57,240
The Virgin lizard <laugh>,

1655
01:27:58,000 --> 01:28:03,000
which goes back to the Virgin Mary
and the Virgin birth of Christ.

1656
01:28:03,000 --> 01:28:07,400
I, I just heard a sermon about this this
morning, about how important that is,

1657
01:28:07,400 --> 01:28:11,680
how key that is to the, you
know, to the Christian faith.

1658
01:28:11,680 --> 01:28:14,960
Because if you remove that, the
work of Christ means nothing.

1659
01:28:15,210 --> 01:28:19,560
He has to have come from the Virgin
birth so that he does not have a sinful

1660
01:28:19,560 --> 01:28:21,920
nature. And without, because of that,

1661
01:28:21,930 --> 01:28:26,720
he is the perfect sacrifice
to redeem all of mankind.

1662
01:28:26,920 --> 01:28:29,440
Booya it's true. It's a true story.

1663
01:28:30,150 --> 01:28:33,800
I don't recommend crucifying Zilla.
That's not gonna save anybody. No,

1664
01:28:33,800 --> 01:28:36,600
except although John
might be happy. <laugh>

1665
01:28:38,170 --> 01:28:40,960
so yeah, the whole thing about the,
of birth, that really is important.

1666
01:28:40,960 --> 01:28:45,680
I remember there was, there
was some conversation about
whether or not the, the,

1667
01:28:45,680 --> 01:28:48,720
the Hebrew translated
as really as Virgin. Um,

1668
01:28:49,150 --> 01:28:52,760
just try to say hand maiden, but
when you take a look at it, like the,

1669
01:28:52,900 --> 01:28:56,480
the scope it out, you look at the, uh,
I think it's the Tugen, which is a,

1670
01:28:56,910 --> 01:28:59,480
a Greek translation of
the original Hebrew,

1671
01:28:59,500 --> 01:29:03,080
but it was done by Jewish
scholars, by Jews, themselves,

1672
01:29:03,380 --> 01:29:05,520
and for them to include the word Virgin,

1673
01:29:05,520 --> 01:29:08,840
understanding what the word
Virgin means in its context.

1674
01:29:08,990 --> 01:29:12,920
Then even though you could translate
the Hare word into handmaid,

1675
01:29:13,350 --> 01:29:15,640
it's there because they
understood as Virgin.

1676
01:29:15,650 --> 01:29:19,560
It must have meant Virgin in
the context of it. And, uh,

1677
01:29:19,560 --> 01:29:22,040
I remember years ago there was
a, I'm not gonna say the name,

1678
01:29:22,040 --> 01:29:24,320
cause I don't like
blasting popular preachers,

1679
01:29:24,420 --> 01:29:29,320
but there was a popular preacher back
in the early two thousands who put

1680
01:29:29,320 --> 01:29:31,600
out a video and he says, would
it really be a big ordeal?

1681
01:29:31,600 --> 01:29:32,560
If we discover the Virgin,

1682
01:29:32,560 --> 01:29:36,640
Mary wasn't really a Virgin when
she had Jesus to which I say, yes,

1683
01:29:37,260 --> 01:29:39,800
yes, it would. Because
that's scriptural. That is,

1684
01:29:39,870 --> 01:29:42,480
that is part of what the scriptures teach.

1685
01:29:42,500 --> 01:29:47,480
And for us to dismantle the scriptures
in such a manner is dishonoring to

1686
01:29:47,480 --> 01:29:51,960
God. But also it, it, it
creates a slippery slope of
going nothing here is real.

1687
01:29:52,240 --> 01:29:57,160
Right. The other thing that it
does is that it chips away at

1688
01:29:57,660 --> 01:30:02,280
the idea that this, that Jesus
was truly the son of God,

1689
01:30:02,280 --> 01:30:07,000
right? If there was any possibility
that ver that Mary was not a Virgin,

1690
01:30:07,350 --> 01:30:08,560
that means Jesus.

1691
01:30:08,870 --> 01:30:13,160
Even if it's just a small possibility
means that Jesus could have been purely

1692
01:30:13,160 --> 01:30:15,760
human and fathered by an
actual person. Exactly.

1693
01:30:15,760 --> 01:30:18,520
And it also undermines
Mary's character. True story.

1694
01:30:19,110 --> 01:30:22,360
Absolutely cool means. So
doesn't does he, I know.

1695
01:30:22,360 --> 01:30:24,040
Who you're talking about. Can
I, can I say that pastor's name.

1696
01:30:24,840 --> 01:30:25,390
<Laugh> no.

1697
01:30:25,390 --> 01:30:26,223
Okay.

1698
01:30:26,740 --> 01:30:27,573
All.

1699
01:30:27,700 --> 01:30:31,600
You know what, in all this, I came
up with a weak connection. Let's.

1700
01:30:31,600 --> 01:30:32,840
Go, Mr. Burn.

1701
01:30:32,840 --> 01:30:35,800
It's so weak. Okay. But it's,

1702
01:30:35,800 --> 01:30:39,280
it's from Romans 8 37.
Okay. I'm reading from the,

1703
01:30:39,870 --> 01:30:44,120
I won't continue down to 30 8:00 AM I,
I'm not gonna try to add anything though.

1704
01:30:44,120 --> 01:30:48,320
In all these things, we are more in
OUS through, um, him who loved us,

1705
01:30:48,450 --> 01:30:52,080
or I sure that neither death or
in life nor angels, no rulers,

1706
01:30:52,080 --> 01:30:55,280
nor things present nor things
to come nor powers, no height,

1707
01:30:55,290 --> 01:31:00,000
no depth nor anything in all creation
will be able to separate us from the love

1708
01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:03,640
of God in Christ Jesus, our
Lord, not even John har used,

1709
01:31:03,640 --> 01:31:08,560
bought shelf trash dumpster
review because Christ Trium sold

1710
01:31:08,560 --> 01:31:10,760
and so does love. And so does
this be on the middle shelf?

1711
01:31:11,430 --> 01:31:15,280
I I'm so shocked that <laugh> wow.

1712
01:31:15,280 --> 01:31:19,720
John har used right there
clenching his face and no I'm I'm.

1713
01:31:22,200 --> 01:31:26,280
Although I, I have another one suddenly
if you want to hear it, <laugh> sure.

1714
01:31:26,280 --> 01:31:27,113
Okay.

1715
01:31:27,560 --> 01:31:31,680
Remember how I said that Toho ripped
this movie apart saying they took the God

1716
01:31:31,680 --> 01:31:34,280
out of Godzilla. Well, we
talked about the Virgin birth.

1717
01:31:34,360 --> 01:31:37,880
There are people who treat Jesus.
Like he's just a human being.

1718
01:31:37,880 --> 01:31:41,880
So they have removed the godhood from
him because mm-hmm <affirmative>,

1719
01:31:41,980 --> 01:31:42,480
you know,

1720
01:31:42,480 --> 01:31:46,160
and some people do it because they don't
understand how the incarnation cuz it's

1721
01:31:46,160 --> 01:31:48,480
one of the wildest concepts
in Christian theology.

1722
01:31:48,480 --> 01:31:51,000
How can Jesus be fully God and fully man?

1723
01:31:51,330 --> 01:31:54,920
So they usually gravitate toward one
or the other sometimes remove one,

1724
01:31:54,980 --> 01:31:57,840
one of those aspects in order
to reconcile it in their minds.

1725
01:31:58,020 --> 01:32:02,250
And as I said said, they take the
God out of Jesus. So he's just a,

1726
01:32:02,250 --> 01:32:06,330
a me mortal Zillow is Godzilla with,

1727
01:32:06,640 --> 01:32:11,370
with the divinity removed boom in
reality is they, they do do that.

1728
01:32:11,420 --> 01:32:14,890
Um, there's a whole group of individuals
you said, do do <laugh> they,

1729
01:32:14,890 --> 01:32:19,690
instead of saying, um, Jesus says
Yeshu, they will say Yeshu, uh,

1730
01:32:19,690 --> 01:32:22,690
because the UAH would recognize
him as something different than,

1731
01:32:22,720 --> 01:32:25,610
than just an average man. And
that really is an active thing.

1732
01:32:25,610 --> 01:32:29,050
Like people really are trying to
erase the divinity of Christ. We have,

1733
01:32:29,050 --> 01:32:32,090
there are certain group cults that are
out there that do the same thing. Uh,

1734
01:32:32,090 --> 01:32:34,770
and it's, it's a terrible thing. So, um,

1735
01:32:35,180 --> 01:32:39,370
my wee connection is,
um, it, it it's from,

1736
01:32:39,800 --> 01:32:44,290
I was listening to, um,
the portion where, um,

1737
01:32:44,520 --> 01:32:47,410
what was his name? Philippe,
Philipp I was talking.

1738
01:32:47,410 --> 01:32:51,210
And he was saying that his whole
mission there really is to, um,

1739
01:32:51,450 --> 01:32:54,810
basically correct the wrongs of
his, of his people, of the past,

1740
01:32:55,160 --> 01:32:59,690
that he understands that what is
happening here with Godzilla is the,

1741
01:33:00,180 --> 01:33:01,850
um, a direct re uh,

1742
01:33:02,240 --> 01:33:06,930
a direct result of the sins of his
forefathers, basically of what his people,

1743
01:33:06,930 --> 01:33:11,810
his country to do. Yeah. His country.
And he owned that. And he's trying to,

1744
01:33:11,860 --> 01:33:16,450
to correct that. And, um, you
see this in the scriptures,

1745
01:33:16,550 --> 01:33:20,330
the Ezekiel he's repenting to the
Lord on behalf of his country.

1746
01:33:20,670 --> 01:33:24,930
And he's repenting saying now he wasn't
the one who did all the wrong stuff.

1747
01:33:24,930 --> 01:33:28,610
He wasn't the one that did all the
sinning, but he owned it himself. He says,

1748
01:33:28,610 --> 01:33:32,290
Lord, forgive me for the sins of my
people, forgive me for these things.

1749
01:33:32,290 --> 01:33:35,770
He's taking active role in this. And
out of that, he's bringing correction.

1750
01:33:35,770 --> 01:33:37,610
He's, he's trying to
live a righteous life.

1751
01:33:37,610 --> 01:33:38,450
He's doing what we're supposed to do.

1752
01:33:38,790 --> 01:33:43,530
And there's so much blame
that goes on in life. Well,

1753
01:33:43,530 --> 01:33:44,170
we look here in,

1754
01:33:44,170 --> 01:33:46,850
in the United States and there's
a lot of things that aren't right,

1755
01:33:46,850 --> 01:33:49,330
and we try to blame other people. We
try to point fingers to other folks.

1756
01:33:49,650 --> 01:33:54,130
Sometimes the change, the correct course
change takes us going. Look, Lord,

1757
01:33:54,340 --> 01:33:58,090
forgive me for the fault of my
people. And then moving forward,

1758
01:33:58,090 --> 01:34:01,250
trying to do the right thing. That's
not now, this is not the same thing as,

1759
01:34:01,340 --> 01:34:05,170
as taking on, you know, white
guilt or taking on, you know,

1760
01:34:05,170 --> 01:34:08,530
all these other things, but saying,
look, my people did wrong. Now.

1761
01:34:08,530 --> 01:34:12,810
I'm gonna be active in making a change
forward of doing what I need to do to be

1762
01:34:12,810 --> 01:34:16,810
better. I'm a big believer of the
long game, as far as making a,

1763
01:34:16,810 --> 01:34:18,810
an effective change in
culture and society.

1764
01:34:19,030 --> 01:34:24,010
And the only way to make a change in
societies today are tomorrow is for us to

1765
01:34:24,010 --> 01:34:27,370
make the change today to, to quote
the great prophet Michael Jackson.

1766
01:34:27,370 --> 01:34:29,770
And I'm gonna start with
a man in the mirror and.

1767
01:34:30,450 --> 01:34:32,610
<Laugh> I telling Hampton change.

1768
01:34:32,630 --> 01:34:33,463
His ways.

1769
01:34:34,230 --> 01:34:38,930
And that's really what it takes for all
of us is if we wanna see a change in our

1770
01:34:38,930 --> 01:34:42,650
country, in, in our
city, in our communities,

1771
01:34:42,740 --> 01:34:46,810
we have to be the change ourselves. And
it takes more than just lip service.

1772
01:34:46,900 --> 01:34:48,930
It takes more than us, uh,

1773
01:34:48,930 --> 01:34:52,370
maybe yelling at people like we've seen
some people do over over the years,

1774
01:34:52,670 --> 01:34:55,850
but it takes us just being different.
If you're tired of being people,

1775
01:34:55,850 --> 01:35:00,680
being hateful, be loving. If you're tired
of seeing things, being, uh, selfish,

1776
01:35:00,940 --> 01:35:01,880
you be generous.

1777
01:35:02,170 --> 01:35:05,960
We have to be these changes in order to
see the change take place in the long

1778
01:35:06,150 --> 01:35:11,080
game. And that is my weak
connection. All right. <laugh> yeah.

1779
01:35:12,870 --> 01:35:14,880
Dallas, you pastor Dallas there.

1780
01:35:15,110 --> 01:35:15,943
Yeah. No.

1781
01:35:16,770 --> 01:35:19,000
Nothing weak about that
at all. Whatsoever.

1782
01:35:19,600 --> 01:35:20,130
<Laugh>.

1783
01:35:20,130 --> 01:35:22,320
Of course we don't serve a week goat. So.

1784
01:35:22,710 --> 01:35:27,680
Word unlike this week Godzilla.
Right. All right, Nathan,

1785
01:35:27,680 --> 01:35:30,640
thank you for being on with
us. Um, it was a pleasure.

1786
01:35:30,860 --> 01:35:34,520
How can people find you bud? Ha uh, I,

1787
01:35:34,910 --> 01:35:38,760
I do a lot of things, so there's a
lot of ways to get ahold of me. Uh,

1788
01:35:38,760 --> 01:35:42,320
before I get to the podcast
stuff, I will also mention I am a,

1789
01:35:42,320 --> 01:35:43,640
a writer and an author,

1790
01:35:43,640 --> 01:35:48,200
so you can check out my writings and
get ahold of me there as a writer on my

1791
01:35:48,200 --> 01:35:51,400
author website, which is Nathan
JS Mar and.com because yes,

1792
01:35:51,400 --> 01:35:56,400
I had to use both of my middle
initials to get a domain for

1793
01:35:56,400 --> 01:35:59,360
my website because the other
ones were already taken.

1794
01:35:59,460 --> 01:36:04,040
I'm gonna find that other Nathan March
end, and I'm gonna feed him to the baby.

1795
01:36:04,040 --> 01:36:08,560
Zillows just to have that domain
anyway. So check me out there.

1796
01:36:08,560 --> 01:36:13,040
You can also follow me on Twitter as an
author, add to Nathan March end seven,

1797
01:36:13,040 --> 01:36:17,960
and search for the worlds of Nathan
March end on Facebook for the 97

1798
01:36:17,960 --> 01:36:19,080
podcasts that I have.

1799
01:36:19,520 --> 01:36:22,960
<laugh> there's obviously the not
star island film vault podcast,

1800
01:36:22,960 --> 01:36:25,880
seeking entertainment and
enlightenment through to Kaatsu,

1801
01:36:26,000 --> 01:36:30,920
which takes an academic approach
to Kaiju and to Kaatsu films.

1802
01:36:31,210 --> 01:36:35,240
So you get to hear about them in their
original historical and cultural context

1803
01:36:35,370 --> 01:36:39,480
to hopefully enhance your viewing
of them and bridge the gap

1804
01:36:39,810 --> 01:36:44,720
between modern we'll say
foreign audiences and these

1805
01:36:44,720 --> 01:36:49,240
classic foreign films. Although
currently we're going through America,

1806
01:36:49,310 --> 01:36:52,760
I U, which is about America
made guide you film,

1807
01:36:53,140 --> 01:36:57,160
and you can find that on Twitter
and Instagram and on Facebook,

1808
01:36:57,490 --> 01:37:01,080
if you want to check up my
other podcast, one is he men,

1809
01:37:01,080 --> 01:37:05,280
which is about the appreciation of
Japanese superheroes and their high flying

1810
01:37:05,280 --> 01:37:06,600
and high kicking adventures.

1811
01:37:06,600 --> 01:37:10,880
It's all about Japanese
tension or transforming hero

1812
01:37:10,950 --> 01:37:12,760
television, occasionally movies,

1813
01:37:12,760 --> 01:37:15,720
where you've been going through the
original common writer from 1971,

1814
01:37:15,720 --> 01:37:20,600
primarily I co-host that with travels
Alexander and then the other one I

1815
01:37:20,600 --> 01:37:24,520
do. Uh, and that's also by
the way on the, on Twitter.

1816
01:37:24,660 --> 01:37:28,920
And I promoted a lot on the, the
film vault stuff, by the way,

1817
01:37:28,920 --> 01:37:31,400
the film Vault's also on Patreon.
I highly recommend joining.

1818
01:37:31,460 --> 01:37:36,120
You can even sponsor stuff to be talked
about on the show, if you like. And the,

1819
01:37:36,950 --> 01:37:37,430
I would,

1820
01:37:37,430 --> 01:37:41,280
I would also recommend that both this
and the next podcast I'm going to mention

1821
01:37:41,280 --> 01:37:43,600
are part of the Kaiju
ramen podcast network.

1822
01:37:43,600 --> 01:37:46,960
So you can go to Kaiju
ramen media.com to, uh,

1823
01:37:46,960 --> 01:37:49,840
listen to the show directly and get a
little bit more information by the way

1824
01:37:49,840 --> 01:37:53,720
Keiji ramen magazine is amazing.
I edit the articles for that.

1825
01:37:53,730 --> 01:37:56,480
So definitely check that out out.
The other one is the power trip,

1826
01:37:56,510 --> 01:37:58,520
a journey through the
power Rangers franchise.

1827
01:37:58,850 --> 01:38:01,480
So if you're a fan of power
Rangers in particular,

1828
01:38:01,480 --> 01:38:06,360
I cohost that with Michael Hamilton
and we have been going through all 30

1829
01:38:06,360 --> 01:38:08,720
years of power Rangers,

1830
01:38:08,720 --> 01:38:13,560
one season at a time strap in those
episodes are long and an in depth

1831
01:38:14,040 --> 01:38:17,920
<laugh> oh yeah, they are.
Yeah, they are quite, uh,

1832
01:38:17,920 --> 01:38:21,760
we've had some of our friends
Dallas on the, on that one.

1833
01:38:21,760 --> 01:38:26,040
We had Chris cook on recently from one
cross radio talking about one of my

1834
01:38:26,360 --> 01:38:28,800
favorite seasons of power
Rangers, power Rangers, RP.

1835
01:38:29,230 --> 01:38:33,080
I can't recommend that one enough,
by the way. It is fantastic.

1836
01:38:33,080 --> 01:38:36,800
If you love Terminator and mad
max, that is the power ranger show.

1837
01:38:37,270 --> 01:38:41,800
I will never be on that podcast for
power Rangers because I hate power.

1838
01:38:41,800 --> 01:38:44,040
Rangers. We weren't gonna
ask you anyway. <laugh>.

1839
01:38:44,040 --> 01:38:46,240
Thank, thank you. Thank you.

1840
01:38:46,470 --> 01:38:49,200
Nathan. I'm gonna tell you this. I'm gonna
tell you the same thing. I tell John,

1841
01:38:49,540 --> 01:38:54,320
get a link tree and put all
this on one link and call

1842
01:38:54,440 --> 01:38:55,200
it done.

1843
01:38:55,200 --> 01:38:55,690
<Laugh>.

1844
01:38:55,690 --> 01:39:00,360
We just did a whole podcast
of you advertising your
podcast. I, I have too many.

1845
01:39:01,070 --> 01:39:03,440
I have to, to explain the shows. Okay.

1846
01:39:03,440 --> 01:39:07,280
Now that's that's, you know, we, we just
try to, um, keep it to a certain limit.

1847
01:39:07,290 --> 01:39:08,800
So if you just do at least three,

1848
01:39:08,930 --> 01:39:12,560
because we'll be here all day with
John Harvey with all of his podcasts,

1849
01:39:12,560 --> 01:39:15,680
and I know he'll like to advertise, but
you know, like I think we all wanna be,

1850
01:39:15,770 --> 01:39:17,560
uh, fair with everyone. <laugh>.

1851
01:39:17,910 --> 01:39:22,640
Yeah. Be part of your guys' network.
I'm not <laugh> it's true, John,

1852
01:39:22,640 --> 01:39:23,520
where can we find you, bro?

1853
01:39:24,590 --> 01:39:27,320
Okay. I DM on playing
games with strangers.

1854
01:39:27,590 --> 01:39:32,360
I am a voice actor on super Sonic
podcast comics. I read books on.

1855
01:39:32,360 --> 01:39:36,840
We read allegedly. I sometimes talk
music on primitive rhythm machine.

1856
01:39:37,310 --> 01:39:42,200
I am a voice actor for gospel
guy by Gaslight and I talk games

1857
01:39:42,450 --> 01:39:44,800
on casual gamer society
with Dave Clements.

1858
01:39:44,800 --> 01:39:46,600
True story. Wow. Nice job there.

1859
01:39:46,600 --> 01:39:49,400
I also forgot to mention I'm also
a voice actor on power Rangers,

1860
01:39:49,400 --> 01:39:52,800
the audio drama. Nice. Yeah. I'm
one of the bad guys actually.

1861
01:39:54,290 --> 01:39:56,640
Mr. Burnham, how can we find you?

1862
01:39:56,830 --> 01:39:57,920
Look at the show notes.

1863
01:39:58,720 --> 01:40:02,960
<Laugh> you brought March and Don,

1864
01:40:02,960 --> 01:40:07,280
he talked too long, so I don't wanna
talk anymore. <laugh> shameless.

1865
01:40:07,280 --> 01:40:09,680
Self-promotion is one of
my spiritual gifts, sir.

1866
01:40:10,780 --> 01:40:14,320
How dare you not get mad
at me? Exercising my gifts.

1867
01:40:14,810 --> 01:40:16,880
So you go to elevation church then.

1868
01:40:17,560 --> 01:40:18,080
<Laugh>.

1869
01:40:18,080 --> 01:40:19,840
We're gonna cut all this picture out.

1870
01:40:23,210 --> 01:40:26,880
Oh my gosh. So Mr. Burnham, what have
you done recently? What are you doing?

1871
01:40:27,030 --> 01:40:29,720
Look in the show notes. That's in the
show notes. That's there. Dang. He's just,

1872
01:40:29,720 --> 01:40:31,880
people are listening. They,
they are going well, look at it.

1873
01:40:31,880 --> 01:40:33,280
And they're going like
Dallas. Oh, that's heaven.

1874
01:40:33,430 --> 01:40:35,680
Dallas working people find you find.

1875
01:40:35,680 --> 01:40:36,720
Me geek, devotions.com,

1876
01:40:36,840 --> 01:40:39,880
where you find all the devotions put on
a regular basis that we geek devotions

1877
01:40:39,880 --> 01:40:44,200
all of our podcasts, the bottom shelf
we read allegedly and the Gundo watch.

1878
01:40:44,200 --> 01:40:44,840
And finally,

1879
01:40:44,840 --> 01:40:49,760
one last thing I wanna promote before
we sign off is while Branson is way out

1880
01:40:49,760 --> 01:40:52,120
on the toilet. Um, because of taco bell,

1881
01:40:52,190 --> 01:40:56,080
he's also working on
scripts in editing, um,

1882
01:40:56,150 --> 01:41:00,920
a brand new audio drama
that John mentioned called
gospel by Gaslight a brand

1883
01:41:00,920 --> 01:41:02,440
new audio drama, sting,

1884
01:41:02,440 --> 01:41:07,200
punk inspired audio drama that you
guys need to check out starring Mr.

1885
01:41:07,200 --> 01:41:12,160
Show note himself, Kevin Burnham. So
since Kevin's like, I'm promoted, I am,

1886
01:41:12,690 --> 01:41:16,840
Kevin's like the show, the
star of the dad gum show. So,

1887
01:41:16,840 --> 01:41:19,920
but we're very proud of Branson
and his, uh, reaching out,

1888
01:41:19,920 --> 01:41:24,160
doing the gospel gas light, and uh, would
encourage you guys to check that out.

1889
01:41:24,160 --> 01:41:28,080
It's a really cool audio drama. I
really enjoyed, uh, listening to it. Um,

1890
01:41:28,080 --> 01:41:28,913
but that's all I got.

1891
01:41:29,390 --> 01:41:33,040
That's a great wait and
nice podcast. That's just.

1892
01:41:33,040 --> 01:41:36,360
Tell my friend, Nick Hayden ends his
podcast every time. That's all I got.

