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Hello, kitties. It's your old pal, John Kucir,

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the voice of the cryptkeeper,

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and you're listening to

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the bottom shelf.

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Alright.

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Man, that last movie was so terrible. I

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need to watch I need something Spider Man

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related. It's actually decent. They go play some

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Spider Man 2. Where's my where's my Spider

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Man 2 case? What what is the why

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is it covered in webs? What there's a

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note.

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John.

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Yeah. Yeah. What? What?

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So force ghost Branson has left us a

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gift.

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Why why is it covered with spirit Halloween

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webs? I you know, I don't know. Is

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that silly string? What is happening here?

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No. It's he said he found it at

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the bottom of the dumpster.

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And there's a nylon rope, a white nylon

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rope wrapped around it. I'm very confused. It

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It says,

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thanks for letting me hang.

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Watch this tonight, and, PS, I have my

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own thoughts.

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Why does this look so cheap? I thought

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we're gonna do something good.

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Prepare yourself to discover a world of terrible

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movies.

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High above the planet Geeker E, a group

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of intrepid explorers

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hover over the dangerous planet in their fabulous

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super orbital spacecraft.

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Their mission, to conduct a complete analysis of

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movies known throughout the universe as Terrible.

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So grab your space popcorn, grab your freeze

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dried ice cream, and join us for today's

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mission of discovery

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and wonder.

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Are these movies better than the galaxy thinks?

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Or do they really belong

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on the bottom shelf?

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Hello, movie lovers and movie haters. Welcome to

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the bottom shelf. A podcast is part of

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the Geek Devotions podcast network of network of

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podcasts are devoted to letting you know that

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you love. So if you don't let us

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pass this moment of this, we love you.

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We care about you. There is a plan

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and a purpose to your life. Do not

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give up. And today, ladies and gentlemen,

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not giving up. Today with me is my

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good friend, my buddy,

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the, the the the game master himself and

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then a talented musician.

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John, how are you?

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You don't gotta lie to kick it, but

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I appreciate

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the comments nonetheless.

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What's up, everybody?

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So, ladies and gentlemen,

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last episode,

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we,

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we watched the film, and we dumpster fired

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it. I think.

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Yes. We did. It it was a disputed

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dumpster fire. You gave it a bottom shelf.

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Bam and I both

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Yeah. Torched it. Yes. And then Branson disappeared

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into the ether as a blue force goes.

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He went back over to the, Gundam Galaxy.

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So Yeah. He's chilling over there. So,

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I have some personality, so I'm in both

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places at the same time. That being said,

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ladies and gentlemen, he's I'm a hog. Half

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man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.

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But he's left us a a gift

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here. Let me look at the, the what

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does this say here?

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The amazing

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Spider Man. What? This doesn't look like Spider

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amazing either.

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John, this says it's from 1977.

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Let me let me read this little little

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info dump that we have here.

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In 1977,

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Marvel took a bold step into the small

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screen world with the amazing Spider Man TV

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series. To kick off the series, they produced

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a made for TV film for everyone's favorite

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web head. Oh,

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made for TV film. Okay. Sorry.

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Starring, we have Christopher Reeves at home, Nicholas

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Hammond, a bewitched David White, a Dolph, and

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Dolph Longman's boxing manager, Michael Pataki,

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written by an ABC special writer,

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Alvin

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bore boret boret boret boretts? Borets? No.

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I think it's burets. Burets.

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Directed by the man who brought you the

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hard hitting detective movie, Columbo.

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Columbo goes to college.

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Read the back of the box. Alright.

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When extortionist threatens to force multiple suicides unless

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a huge ransom is paid.

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Only Peter Parker can help him

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with his new powers as Spider Man. Okay.

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They don't really mince words on the back

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of this box here. No. But, I mean,

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it's it's a it's for a pitch? That's

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a good pitch.

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I mean, if I was in the elevator,

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that'd be enough time to get the idea

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across, I suppose.

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Multi self unreliving.

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Let me take a quick let me take

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a quick look in our movie database

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Okay. To see what trivia we can pull

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out about this movie.

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So apparently, this film was originally made as

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a pilot for the TV show, but garnered

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a theatrical release in a number of territories.

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That's a good sign. That's a good sign.

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I'm hoping it is.

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Peter's

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schoolmate is wearing a Captain America shirt in

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the lab in the scene where Peter gets

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bitten by the radioactive

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spider. So that's something to look out for.

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This pilot includes some of the few scenes

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of Spidey actually swinging on his web line,

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a costly and dangerous effect.

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standards, but I don't know. But at the

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time, I'm sure. Yeah.

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previous show to do this. Mhmm. Many shots

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of Spider Man climbing buildings were done live

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in downtown New York with invisible wires. Oh.

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a building instead of turning the camera sideways.

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changes occurred before the regular show was commissioned.

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the future.

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Robbie Robertson was written out altogether,

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and there would be scenes of Spidey swinging

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into doctor Banner's lab. Doctor Banner is actually

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the alter ego of the Incredible Hulk. I

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a, like a, hey, we might have this

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so it would not shock me if they

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had intended a crossover at some point. That

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was pretty cool. They were both on the

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same channel as well. Right. Alright. Well, through

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the magic of podcasting, we have some community

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outreach

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about the film.

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Let's see here.

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We wanna just round robin it. Yeah. Sure.

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Nathan Joseph sitting Marchan.

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I've never seen it.

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Okay. Well, thanks for your thoughts on this

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Hopefully, that's not indicative of what we're about

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to walk into, though. I know.

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friend and inspiration

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of this show,

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Ben Ben Avery,

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gave us a bit more of a rundown.

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Quick we'll do a summary of he he

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he said a lot, folks.

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This is a doctoral dissertation he gave us.

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For real. He said he watched this movie

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in 1977,

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and I remember

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one scene specifically,

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but I also remember sitting in the living

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room amazed.

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The effects were surprisingly

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mid level for 19 seventies TV.

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So as a lad, it engaged the imagination,

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and as an adult, it engaged the nostalgia.

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But as a work of 19 seventies TV,

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it is above average output action effects wise.

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That was hindered when CBS apparently didn't want

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to be known as a superhero network, something

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I've read about as an adult. All I

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knew as a kid was I liked those

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shows, and sometimes TV shows disappear

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and never heard from again.

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wasn't even CBS for me.

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I have an idea

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for a season of up from the ashes

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podcast to explore superhero TV pilots,

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maybe crossing streams with Welcome to Level 7,

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the unofficial Marvel Cinematic Universe podcast.

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Too many ideas, too little time. But Spider

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Man live action is one of those memories

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from childhood in Canada, like Star Lost, which

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that stands as a memory impacting my development

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into

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a nerd as a wee lad. By the

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way, I have zero qualms with the fact

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that we just gave Ben Ben several shout

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outs for his his shows. Check out Up

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From the Ashes,

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and also welcome to level 7.

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Real talk, people. If it wasn't for Ben

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Ben Avery, you wouldn't be hearing me right

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now because he was the man who inspired

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me to podcast. So Yeah. Some of his

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early stuff was actually like some of the

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stuff I studied to develop deep devotions in

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the early days. Let me read,

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Dale's,

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because if I were to read the next

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one, it would just be weird.

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So, Dale,

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fan and friend of the podcast,

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the series was a tad better and a

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little bit more fun than this pilot.

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Fair. Fair. So Alright. Some,

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Viking dude named John Harju,

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Oh, are you? He says,

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not my j j j.

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And then he also goes, oh, yes. Back

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in the day when radiation gave you more

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than just cancer.

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I mean, facts.

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I mean, how old were you when you

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before you realized radiation couldn't give you superpowers?

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Right? That was a legitimate a talking point

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people had about, like like, everyone got their

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superpowers through some form of radiation

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in some fashion. I mean, even Superman's powers

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are technically from radiation.

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I mean, it's it's surprising more people aren't

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throwing themselves in a particle accelerator. It's all

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I'm saying.

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Drake

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Drake Tungsten says, saw this as a kid

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back in 1980,

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probably.

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I was into Spider Man and thought it

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was great. It holds up better than the

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19 sixties cartoon, the original

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the origin of the excellent song. Interesting.

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f n spider fan

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also has Branson.

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He goes, I have the VHS tape with

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Nicholas Hammond's Spider Man that I would watch

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repeatedly.

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It was the first live action Spider man

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I ever knew. There's so there's a lot

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of nostalgia

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for it despite

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the flaw. Alright.

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So

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now for lower expectations.

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Don't sue us, NBC.

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Dallas, why don't you go first being as

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I think you're probably a little bit more

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familiar with this property than I am. So,

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I I am a fan of Spider Man.

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In fact, I almost wore my my, Scarlet

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Spider hoodie,

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for the show today. And the listeners would

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totally be able to tell. Oh, yeah. Well,

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I would have said I wore my Scarlet

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Spider hoodie. Shout out to my home dude,

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John Frutiger, for hooking me up with it,

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hooking me up with it. But,

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the, so I I I know spider lore

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pretty well,

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and,

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I know what Spider Man was like back

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in the seventies.

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So,

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I'm trying to

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limit

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my thought processes on that because

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I also know how TV series like to

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change things

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because they don't wanna deal with certain things.

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I have

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vague, and I mean super vague recollections

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of some of this, but I don't know

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if it was this movie or the TV

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show. Like, I remember being a kid at

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my grandparents' house seeing some of this on

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TV. And I also remember,

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when at my own house watching it and

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it just being on and being like, oh,

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wow. Spider Man. So,

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my expectations are like, okay. Hopefully, this is

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gonna be good, but at the same time

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and sorry for everyone who's older than me.

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Seventies storytelling is terrible,

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and so I am not excited about the

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storytelling.

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So that's fine. Fair enough.

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As far as my expectations are concerned,

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I heard about this movie for the first

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time when we did the

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pilot movie for the Captain America

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Yes.

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2 years ago.

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And so

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the initial

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information I got when people were talking about

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this movie was

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it's not great. And then

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people told me it was also a pilot

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for a TV show from the 19 seventies.

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I'm like, oh, no.

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He said, oh, no.

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So

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I'm

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expecting

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cornball cheese.

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Yeah. And to be perfectly honest, I I'm

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almost expecting it to run the same pattern

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as Batman 66 where it starts out good,

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and then it gets boring, and it ends

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good. I can see that. As as your

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wife so aptly

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stated when we did the,

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Batman 66 episode. So And that's that again,

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that is kind of a staple of

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sixties, seventies storytelling where there's Mhmm. Get your

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attention, and then there's a lot of dissertation

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because they're still they're still trying to figure

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out how to talk in

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movies.

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Even though they were in the talkies for,

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like, the last 30 years, they're still trying

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to figure out how to I think it's

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I think it's more a matter of trying

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to

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make superheroes

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palatable on a TV screen. Like, that's fair.

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Like it was other than Batman. It was

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pretty unheard of at the time. And except

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at all, I mean, like I said, CBS

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started picking up other

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TV shows,

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superhero TV shows. They were known as the

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Superhero Network, basically because of it. But, I

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mean, if you I remember seeing a lot

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of the old Incredible Hulk shows, and

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they were cornball.

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And so, like I said, I think it

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was just a matter of trying to find

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a way to that and the comic code.

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Yeah. Well, I think it I'm trying to

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wonder I'm not sure when the comic code

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was

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removed. I feel like It wasn't it wasn't

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until the nineties, bro, because I remember getting

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comics in the nineties

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that still had the comic code Right. Seal

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on it. Yeah. Well, there you go. Granted

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in the nineties, they loosened up their you

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know, you weren't you didn't have people attacking

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people with acid ice cream cones anymore. But

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Yeah. Those were the days. Those ass darn

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acid ice cream cones, they were that was

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really tricky when you would get that stop

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the ice cream, man. Bro, literally talking about

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something I've seen with the Joker and the

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whole 19 seven

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silver silver age Batman stuff. I know. But

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the thing is is, like, people there was

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a legitimate thought people had, like, could they

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do this?

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Oh, man. Alright. Well, those are expectations.

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For funsies, if you're watching on the YouTube

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side of things,

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or if you're just listening on your podcast

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catcher, you're gonna, like, I'm gonna watch the

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movie also.

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Pause this podcast,

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send us your expectations somehow, leave a comment,

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and then go watch this movie.

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It's on YouTube somewhere. I promise.

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Yeah. All you gotta do is look up

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Batman and not Batman.

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Look up look up Spiderman 1977

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movie.

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That's how I found it.

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Or if you're like Branson, pull out the

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VHS. Blow it off and,

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pull out the

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the the tape deck that you have and

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it's underneath the, the VHS player and hook

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both those up and just jam out to

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some Led Zeppelin and watch us at the

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same time. Yeah. Zed Led Zeppelin would have

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been a thing at that time, so that

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could that that would be a thing. I

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made a music reference. It made sense.

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You did.

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Alright. Are we ready to

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rock and or possibly roll? Oh, let's do

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this, man.

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Dear listeners,

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this is your opportunity to escape. Our crew

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has just entered into the media projection chamber.

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What horrors and madness that they consume are

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unknown?

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Their mental state upon their return is unknown.

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You have been warned.

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Oh, it's over. Oh, good. Oh. Do we

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have to watch it again?

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Do we have to? Yeah. We better go

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do it. We'll go back in there. We'll

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stay awake this time. Alright.

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Dear listeners,

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this is your opportunity to escape. Our crew

447
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has just entered into the media projection chamber.

448
00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:28,664
What horrors and madness that they consume are

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unknown?

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Their mental state upon their return is unknown.

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You have been warned.

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Well, I drank 6 Red Bulls, but I

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made it through the movie. I know. It

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was

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Did you know that blue tastes like strawberry?

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Oh,

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let's

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let's talk about it.

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Talk about it. Talk about it.

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All right. Spoiler free. Spoiler free. Okay. Spoiler

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free.

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Okay. Spoiler free. I'll get this part ball

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rolling. Spoiler free. This movie runs at this

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movie moves slower

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than I've seen glaciers move.

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You know, I saw a video. There was

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this guy that does experiment where he locked

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himself

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in a

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space that had no natural light of its

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own. He was completely cut off from all

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clocks and everything else. Mhmm. And what was

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discovered was time moved differently for him,

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while he was there. Like, mentally, it moved

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differently. So, like like, he went from a

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24 hour day to almost a 48 hour

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day for him. That's how I was by

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just a natural developed rhythm. He'd sleep for

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12 hours, go 48 hours. But what was

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interesting is every day, his day, he'd call,

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and he has to count from 1 to

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120,

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which would take about 2 minutes. By the

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end of the experiment, and I forgot how

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many weeks he was down there, in his

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mind, he was speaking normally, but it took

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him 5 minutes to count from 1 to

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120

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because time was moving so much slower for

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him. And I say that to say that

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that video was more interesting than watching this

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video and how long it took me to

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watch this video movie. See, I thought you

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were just gonna say that that was would

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explain the time dilation I just experienced because

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that movie was only about it was less

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than an hour and a half, but it

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felt like 3 hours. It did. I was

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I was on the struggle bus. And, again,

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this is

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it

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not this is not just a a a

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shot across the belt, Spider Man the movie,

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but 70 storytelling.

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Like, I enjoy

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movies from every era. I can find things

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in them. But 70 storytelling and 60 storytelling,

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it suffers

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with how it does dialogue and pacing

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and all that. And Well, not only that,

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but it it felt like

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they it felt like they felt

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that you needed to see how people got

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to places before they got there in order

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to understand what was going on. So there

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was so much, hey,

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here they are walking down the street for

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5 minutes.

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Here they are driving in a car for

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3 minutes

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where nothing's happening that's relevant to the plot.

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And it's just like, look, you could just

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have them pull up in a car and

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I would know, oh, hey. They drove here.

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You don't have to show the entire trip.

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Do you think

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that the

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awkwardness of the runtime

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is because they were trying to pad

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for

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the

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TV stuff. Because it sits right at an

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hour and a half. Mhmm. So when you

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include

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commercials,

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you're looking at roughly 4 episodes of a

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30 minute show. I could see that. It

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but they didn't release this as a multipart

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episode. It was a it was a it

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was literally

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a made for TV movie with limited

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advertising breaks.

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Right. Right. I don't know. It it was

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just the again, 70 storytelling, it's

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For me, I almost think that they were

546
00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:04,160
doing that to because they didn't have enough

547
00:21:04,220 --> 00:21:06,640
story for an entire feature length

548
00:21:06,940 --> 00:21:07,440
episode.

549
00:21:07,894 --> 00:21:08,694
So they were possibility.

550
00:21:09,095 --> 00:21:11,414
So they padded it out to hit that

551
00:21:11,414 --> 00:21:13,734
hour and a half marker. I can definitely

552
00:21:13,734 --> 00:21:15,494
see that being a thing. I could definitely

553
00:21:15,494 --> 00:21:17,734
see that being and it it was frustrating

554
00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:19,734
because I'm, like, why are we spending so

555
00:21:19,734 --> 00:21:22,294
much time here on specific scenes? And we'll

556
00:21:22,294 --> 00:21:23,789
talk about that here in a minute, but

557
00:21:24,029 --> 00:21:26,509
it the pacing was rough, ladies and gentlemen.

558
00:21:26,509 --> 00:21:28,029
It is a it is a rough one.

559
00:21:28,029 --> 00:21:30,850
Now that being said, if you are struggling

560
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:31,390
with,

561
00:21:31,950 --> 00:21:34,930
insomnia and an ability to not sleep well,

562
00:21:35,390 --> 00:21:37,390
if I could recommend putting this in your

563
00:21:37,390 --> 00:21:39,765
playlist along with your favorite Bob Ross shows.

564
00:21:40,085 --> 00:21:41,545
Yo. Bob Ross.

565
00:21:42,085 --> 00:21:42,744
I think,

566
00:21:43,045 --> 00:21:45,125
like, this movie made Bob Ross look like

567
00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:46,505
Van Halen. I mean

568
00:21:49,365 --> 00:21:51,384
You got Spider who's like, happy webs.

569
00:21:51,684 --> 00:21:52,505
Happy webs.

570
00:21:52,805 --> 00:21:55,509
Put put a happy web here, A little

571
00:21:55,509 --> 00:21:56,650
wall crawl here.

572
00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:00,809
All right. So

573
00:22:01,269 --> 00:22:04,089
let's talk about special effects. That's not spoilery.

574
00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:07,529
Let's talk about the green screening that was

575
00:22:07,589 --> 00:22:09,130
for some of the wall crawling.

576
00:22:09,430 --> 00:22:09,930
Oh,

577
00:22:10,285 --> 00:22:12,684
for real, my man. Like, at first, I

578
00:22:12,684 --> 00:22:14,605
was like, I wonder how they oh, they

579
00:22:14,605 --> 00:22:17,085
had this guy crawling around on the ground

580
00:22:17,085 --> 00:22:18,224
like a baby and

581
00:22:19,404 --> 00:22:21,904
then green screened a video of the TV

582
00:22:22,045 --> 00:22:24,049
behind him. Now, legitimately,

583
00:22:24,429 --> 00:22:25,569
the live action

584
00:22:26,029 --> 00:22:28,130
wall crawl, it was cheesy,

585
00:22:28,509 --> 00:22:30,509
but it was effective. I was, okay, that's

586
00:22:30,509 --> 00:22:32,589
kinda cool. Mhmm. But it was the green

587
00:22:32,589 --> 00:22:35,490
screen specifically that I struggled with. Expect like,

588
00:22:35,549 --> 00:22:37,250
the first one where he's, like,

589
00:22:37,605 --> 00:22:39,204
experimenting with his powers in the front end

590
00:22:39,204 --> 00:22:40,884
of the movie, and he's crawling on the

591
00:22:40,884 --> 00:22:43,625
house. Well, these are these are spoiler stuff.

592
00:22:43,765 --> 00:22:46,085
Oh, yeah. Well, I apologize. But there there

593
00:22:46,085 --> 00:22:47,765
there were some moments where they just spent

594
00:22:47,765 --> 00:22:49,525
too much time on the green screen, and

595
00:22:49,525 --> 00:22:51,039
that was part of the problem. It's like

596
00:22:51,365 --> 00:22:51,900
get out.

597
00:22:52,380 --> 00:22:54,220
Get it done because I was ruining the

598
00:22:54,220 --> 00:22:56,859
feel of it all. Mhmm. And it was

599
00:22:56,859 --> 00:22:58,779
awkward. Legitimately, there's one time guys where he's

600
00:22:58,779 --> 00:23:01,339
climbing a wall, and he looks like the

601
00:23:01,339 --> 00:23:03,259
dude pops up on his toes and his

602
00:23:03,259 --> 00:23:05,019
fingers, and he looks down between his legs.

603
00:23:05,019 --> 00:23:06,880
It was just this really awkward moment.

604
00:23:07,355 --> 00:23:09,994
Bro, it literally was like the cam like,

605
00:23:09,994 --> 00:23:10,654
he was

606
00:23:10,955 --> 00:23:11,455
doing

607
00:23:11,914 --> 00:23:12,734
an OnlyFans

608
00:23:13,035 --> 00:23:16,075
a Spider Man OnlyFans shot. Like, here's my

609
00:23:16,075 --> 00:23:16,575
butt.

610
00:23:17,595 --> 00:23:19,835
It's like, you're Spider Man, not Catman. Put

611
00:23:19,835 --> 00:23:21,240
down. And so

612
00:23:21,940 --> 00:23:23,079
it's just awkward.

613
00:23:24,339 --> 00:23:25,880
Put it down, he says.

614
00:23:28,179 --> 00:23:30,659
Oh, my gosh. I yeah. As as soon

615
00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:32,019
as you said that, I'm like, I know

616
00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:34,099
exactly what scene you're talking about because I

617
00:23:34,099 --> 00:23:37,294
had a very uncomfortable moment with that scene

618
00:23:37,294 --> 00:23:38,355
myself. So

619
00:23:39,774 --> 00:23:41,855
So yeah. There was also a few moments

620
00:23:41,855 --> 00:23:43,294
in it. We'll get into it maybe later

621
00:23:43,294 --> 00:23:46,115
where it felt like the script wasn't wasn't,

622
00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:48,559
wasn't checked for consistency.

623
00:23:49,099 --> 00:23:51,019
And I need I need to talk about

624
00:23:51,019 --> 00:23:53,579
the other wall crawl effect that they used

625
00:23:53,579 --> 00:23:55,900
when he was actually crawling up at the

626
00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:57,819
side of the building, and they used the

627
00:23:57,819 --> 00:23:59,660
invisible wires like I had said in the

628
00:23:59,660 --> 00:24:00,795
trivia. Right.

629
00:24:01,275 --> 00:24:03,355
That didn't work so well for me because

630
00:24:03,355 --> 00:24:05,595
he was moving up those things faster than

631
00:24:05,595 --> 00:24:08,234
his hands were. And they did it like

632
00:24:08,234 --> 00:24:10,154
it literally looked like he was petting the

633
00:24:10,154 --> 00:24:12,634
walls. Yeah. Like he was petting them. And

634
00:24:12,634 --> 00:24:15,069
then they did the dumbest thing ever. At

635
00:24:15,069 --> 00:24:16,349
one point, there was a shot where they

636
00:24:16,349 --> 00:24:18,609
did a close-up of the hand. Yes.

637
00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:21,230
And he didn't even make contact with the

638
00:24:21,230 --> 00:24:21,730
wall.

639
00:24:22,109 --> 00:24:25,170
So it was like the demolition man. Hello

640
00:24:25,470 --> 00:24:26,369
or be well.

641
00:24:27,855 --> 00:24:29,875
You know what I'm talking about? I know.

642
00:24:31,855 --> 00:24:33,375
Is that what on the list does that

643
00:24:33,375 --> 00:24:34,974
does that qualify for the I don't think

644
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,755
so. I think that's rated too high.

645
00:24:37,055 --> 00:24:38,035
Oh, man.

646
00:24:40,009 --> 00:24:41,609
Oh, man. But you're right. Like and I

647
00:24:41,609 --> 00:24:43,529
get I'm I'm trying to give it grace

648
00:24:43,529 --> 00:24:45,929
for it being the seventies. Demolition man qualifies,

649
00:24:45,929 --> 00:24:47,470
by the way. Nope. Never mind. That's demolition.

650
00:24:48,250 --> 00:24:48,750
But,

651
00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:50,029
the,

652
00:24:51,289 --> 00:24:52,990
I'm trying to give it grace for,

653
00:24:54,044 --> 00:24:56,544
no. Devil's Man does qualify. It's a 34,

654
00:24:56,605 --> 00:24:58,924
ladies and gentlemen. Oh. Coming to a podcast

655
00:24:58,924 --> 00:25:00,625
near you. Anyways How fantastic.

656
00:25:01,325 --> 00:25:03,565
I'm I'm legitimately trying to give it grace

657
00:25:03,565 --> 00:25:06,000
because it is a seventies. This was, you

658
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,859
know, made for TV,

659
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,820
and there's certain things that they gotta do.

660
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:11,460
And

661
00:25:11,759 --> 00:25:13,519
there's there's probably a time crunch because, like,

662
00:25:13,519 --> 00:25:14,720
we gotta get this set for a TV

663
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:15,460
show, guys.

664
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,980
But it was it was real to watch.

665
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,994
Of course, we're we're in the era where

666
00:25:21,994 --> 00:25:22,654
we have

667
00:25:23,034 --> 00:25:24,835
good wall crawling. Like, even Facts.

668
00:25:25,275 --> 00:25:26,015
The worst

669
00:25:26,714 --> 00:25:28,095
Spider Man movies ever

670
00:25:28,394 --> 00:25:31,214
of the modern era have decent wall crawling.

671
00:25:31,434 --> 00:25:34,480
Decent web shooting too. Yeah. Didn't look like

672
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,299
silly string,

673
00:25:35,759 --> 00:25:38,980
nylon rope, or spirit Halloween cobwebs.

674
00:25:43,279 --> 00:25:45,119
So, like, the only thing that would have

675
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:47,035
made, I'm gonna put the the thing that

676
00:25:47,035 --> 00:25:48,795
would have helped me so much throughout the

677
00:25:48,795 --> 00:25:49,855
entirety of the film

678
00:25:50,235 --> 00:25:52,394
was if we had a group of people

679
00:25:52,394 --> 00:25:52,894
who

680
00:25:53,195 --> 00:25:55,835
were Mystery Science Theater 3000 the entire time.

681
00:25:55,835 --> 00:25:57,595
Oh, for sure. Like, this would have been

682
00:25:57,595 --> 00:25:59,490
the one that we should have done live,

683
00:25:59,730 --> 00:26:02,769
like, altogether because I I I'm just trying

684
00:26:02,769 --> 00:26:04,289
to picture you, me, and Bam in the

685
00:26:04,289 --> 00:26:06,769
same room just unloading it. Well, you and

686
00:26:06,769 --> 00:26:08,450
me would be unloading on it, and Bam

687
00:26:08,450 --> 00:26:09,910
would be like, come on, guys.

688
00:26:10,690 --> 00:26:12,609
I don't know. Brent's Brent's is good enough

689
00:26:12,609 --> 00:26:13,429
to see the cheese,

690
00:26:13,730 --> 00:26:14,470
and so

691
00:26:14,884 --> 00:26:16,325
he'll call out the cheese. He'll still love

692
00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:17,924
the cheese, but he he'll call the cheese

693
00:26:17,924 --> 00:26:20,325
out. I sometimes I you know, I'm almost

694
00:26:20,325 --> 00:26:22,485
afraid, like, when he watched this movie, he

695
00:26:22,485 --> 00:26:24,805
watched it with rose colored glasses just because

696
00:26:24,805 --> 00:26:26,965
of how much he loves the character of

697
00:26:26,965 --> 00:26:29,250
Spider Man to begin with. I mean, him

698
00:26:29,250 --> 00:26:31,009
and Ben both both of it, there's a

699
00:26:31,009 --> 00:26:33,009
lot of nostalgia for it. And Mhmm. We've

700
00:26:33,009 --> 00:26:34,849
had movies that I've had nostalgia for that

701
00:26:34,849 --> 00:26:36,289
I love. You guys are like, this is

702
00:26:36,289 --> 00:26:38,049
trash. I'm like Oh, you mean, like, well,

703
00:26:38,049 --> 00:26:39,809
I couldn't say, like, the last movie because

704
00:26:39,809 --> 00:26:42,144
that wasn't the nostalgia. That was just poor

705
00:26:42,144 --> 00:26:44,704
judgment on your part. Yeah. That's poor judgment

706
00:26:44,704 --> 00:26:46,744
on my part. No. But this is one

707
00:26:46,744 --> 00:26:47,265
of those things.

708
00:26:48,704 --> 00:26:51,204
But yeah. No. It was it was rough.

709
00:26:51,904 --> 00:26:54,144
You got anything else to spoiler free that

710
00:26:54,144 --> 00:26:56,700
we can talk about? No. I want music.

711
00:26:56,940 --> 00:26:58,619
Oh, do you mean The Price is Right

712
00:26:58,619 --> 00:26:59,679
b roll music?

713
00:27:01,740 --> 00:27:03,819
Like, for y'all go back to the Bob

714
00:27:03,819 --> 00:27:08,059
Barker era, like, late seventies prices. Right? Like,

715
00:27:08,059 --> 00:27:09,759
the bad up up up up up up

716
00:27:10,619 --> 00:27:11,679
up up up up up

717
00:27:17,575 --> 00:27:19,095
It was like that pop funk that they

718
00:27:19,095 --> 00:27:20,615
were trying to do. It was like it

719
00:27:20,615 --> 00:27:22,775
wasn't even good pop funk. No, it was

720
00:27:22,775 --> 00:27:23,595
like elevator

721
00:27:23,894 --> 00:27:25,515
jazz fusion. It was

722
00:27:26,775 --> 00:27:29,789
so not good. It was it was easy

723
00:27:29,789 --> 00:27:30,769
listening disco.

724
00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:32,409
Right. And

725
00:27:32,750 --> 00:27:34,349
John Travolta is like, I can't get down

726
00:27:34,349 --> 00:27:36,429
with this. I mean, I I shot a

727
00:27:36,429 --> 00:27:36,929
message,

728
00:27:37,309 --> 00:27:39,309
like, when we were watching this, I shot

729
00:27:39,309 --> 00:27:42,335
a message out talking about calling it prices

730
00:27:42,394 --> 00:27:43,615
right B roll. And

731
00:27:43,994 --> 00:27:46,474
your wife commented back saying it reminded her

732
00:27:46,474 --> 00:27:48,714
of Dragnet. So I mean, if that if

733
00:27:48,714 --> 00:27:50,875
that connects with some people, there you go.

734
00:27:50,875 --> 00:27:52,974
But it. But again,

735
00:27:53,275 --> 00:27:56,230
seventies TV shows. I know, but it was

736
00:27:56,230 --> 00:27:58,309
in the time when there was such good

737
00:27:58,309 --> 00:28:00,329
music they could have used. They had

738
00:28:00,869 --> 00:28:01,690
Led Zeppelin.

739
00:28:02,230 --> 00:28:04,950
Black Sabbath was still had AC. They still

740
00:28:04,950 --> 00:28:06,089
had Ozzy Osbourne.

741
00:28:06,390 --> 00:28:10,274
But seventies t problem is you're right. If

742
00:28:10,274 --> 00:28:11,414
this was a feature,

743
00:28:11,714 --> 00:28:14,355
like, an actual movie with a major company

744
00:28:14,355 --> 00:28:15,974
behind it. Bro, like,

745
00:28:16,434 --> 00:28:19,075
most of these bands were weren't even quite

746
00:28:19,075 --> 00:28:20,514
in their heyday yet. Like, you could have

747
00:28:20,514 --> 00:28:23,950
grabbed Aerosmith. Aerosmith didn't even start making albums

748
00:28:24,009 --> 00:28:24,509
until

749
00:28:24,809 --> 00:28:26,570
73, so they will have only been 4

750
00:28:26,570 --> 00:28:28,890
years out. But they still had labels who

751
00:28:28,890 --> 00:28:30,990
were like, mine, make me money.

752
00:28:31,289 --> 00:28:34,009
Whereas what the TV shows because they're pumping

753
00:28:34,009 --> 00:28:36,695
out stuff constantly. They got a backlog of,

754
00:28:36,695 --> 00:28:39,035
like, just, like, we paid some dude 10¢,

755
00:28:39,495 --> 00:28:41,355
and we own his soul now music.

756
00:28:41,975 --> 00:28:43,975
I'm just saying. I agree. Music could have

757
00:28:43,975 --> 00:28:45,575
been better. Music could have been a lot

758
00:28:45,575 --> 00:28:48,235
better. I'd be interested to see you rescore

759
00:28:48,295 --> 00:28:48,955
the movie.

760
00:28:49,869 --> 00:28:51,630
I don't know that I would wanna watch

761
00:28:51,630 --> 00:28:52,849
it again to be honest.

762
00:28:55,309 --> 00:28:56,669
We've already watched it once and a half

763
00:28:56,669 --> 00:28:58,929
times. Might as well give. No. Thanks.

764
00:29:00,269 --> 00:29:01,549
I don't know. It's I think music I

765
00:29:01,549 --> 00:29:03,390
think that was part of the problem, though,

766
00:29:03,390 --> 00:29:05,944
John, with the pacing is the music didn't

767
00:29:05,944 --> 00:29:06,444
help.

768
00:29:06,904 --> 00:29:08,664
If it had better music, this is a

769
00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:11,065
case where better music would have tremendously helped

770
00:29:11,065 --> 00:29:12,605
so many scenes. Mhmm.

771
00:29:13,065 --> 00:29:16,024
Yep. Yep. I 100% agree with that. And

772
00:29:16,024 --> 00:29:16,524
so

773
00:29:16,984 --> 00:29:19,244
alright. Let's go to spoiler conversations.

774
00:29:24,609 --> 00:29:25,750
Ladies and gentlemen,

775
00:29:26,369 --> 00:29:27,750
the spoiler section.

776
00:29:29,890 --> 00:29:32,049
Real talk, why did the spoiler section bumper

777
00:29:32,049 --> 00:29:33,970
sound better than the music in the movie?

778
00:29:33,970 --> 00:29:37,115
Because the real talk bumper was the spoiler

779
00:29:37,115 --> 00:29:39,855
bumper was better music than the movie.

780
00:29:41,674 --> 00:29:43,914
Alright. We're just we're gonna be into this

781
00:29:43,914 --> 00:29:45,515
is where we're gonna spoil the film. And

782
00:29:45,515 --> 00:29:46,654
so buckle up,

783
00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:49,115
hang loose. We're gonna talk about this film

784
00:29:49,115 --> 00:29:50,369
together. First off,

785
00:29:51,890 --> 00:29:54,450
did they purposely make this dude look like

786
00:29:54,450 --> 00:29:56,690
Christopher Reeves in this movie? Like You know,

787
00:29:56,690 --> 00:29:58,690
it wouldn't shock me. When did the first

788
00:29:58,690 --> 00:30:01,670
Superman movie come out? Let me IMDB it.

789
00:30:02,049 --> 00:30:04,230
It was pretty close around the same time.

790
00:30:04,849 --> 00:30:05,349
Superman.

791
00:30:05,954 --> 00:30:06,454
Superman.

792
00:30:08,115 --> 00:30:09,654
Well, okay. 1978.

793
00:30:10,434 --> 00:30:12,694
Okay. So maybe that was just the stereotypical

794
00:30:12,994 --> 00:30:15,394
pretty boy look. I mean, it could be.

795
00:30:15,394 --> 00:30:15,894
Like,

796
00:30:16,355 --> 00:30:19,529
guys kinda had that haircut throughout this movie,

797
00:30:19,529 --> 00:30:21,769
so I could see that. But Yeah. I'm

798
00:30:21,769 --> 00:30:23,470
I'm picking up what you're putting down.

799
00:30:24,569 --> 00:30:27,849
I will say that Peter Parker's lab partner

800
00:30:27,849 --> 00:30:29,690
would have made a better Peter Parker than

801
00:30:29,690 --> 00:30:31,769
the guy who they had playing Peter Parker

802
00:30:31,769 --> 00:30:33,954
would have. I think that he had more

803
00:30:33,954 --> 00:30:34,775
of a personality

804
00:30:35,154 --> 00:30:36,134
than this

805
00:30:36,515 --> 00:30:38,994
guy, for sure. Yeah. He just came off

806
00:30:38,994 --> 00:30:40,355
as, like, it didn't

807
00:30:41,075 --> 00:30:42,595
again, I try to give it grace because

808
00:30:42,595 --> 00:30:44,355
I know that they they they take things

809
00:30:44,355 --> 00:30:46,355
and they do things differently. But it didn't

810
00:30:46,355 --> 00:30:48,569
feel like Peter Parker at all outside the

811
00:30:48,569 --> 00:30:50,170
fact that he was broke and he was

812
00:30:50,170 --> 00:30:51,929
always he was always asking for, like, a

813
00:30:51,929 --> 00:30:53,289
buck fifty. Like, that's like it's what it

814
00:30:53,289 --> 00:30:54,170
felt like. Is that you got a buck

815
00:30:54,170 --> 00:30:55,150
fifty? Like,

816
00:30:55,529 --> 00:30:56,809
it was a buck fifty. He was, like,

817
00:30:56,809 --> 00:30:57,309
$1.47,

818
00:30:58,089 --> 00:31:00,009
which, by the way, I translated out the

819
00:31:00,009 --> 00:31:01,869
money he was asking for is, like, $230

820
00:31:02,170 --> 00:31:02,670
today.

821
00:31:03,785 --> 00:31:06,184
But I get it. He's broke, and but

822
00:31:06,184 --> 00:31:07,244
that was the only

823
00:31:07,545 --> 00:31:10,684
Peter Parky thing he he was. He wasn't

824
00:31:11,065 --> 00:31:13,005
endearing. He wasn't funny.

825
00:31:14,265 --> 00:31:15,484
He wasn't a geeky,

826
00:31:16,105 --> 00:31:17,164
He wasn't sarcastic.

827
00:31:17,890 --> 00:31:20,049
Yeah. Like like, just all the elements that

828
00:31:20,049 --> 00:31:21,589
make Peter Parker Peter Parker

829
00:31:21,970 --> 00:31:24,549
weren't there, and they weren't there in a

830
00:31:24,769 --> 00:31:26,369
okay. But we're gonna make it a good

831
00:31:26,369 --> 00:31:28,529
replacement. You know, you have the the vast

832
00:31:28,529 --> 00:31:30,929
spider verse. We have all these different Peter

833
00:31:30,929 --> 00:31:33,089
Parkers, like Spider Man Noir and all those

834
00:31:33,089 --> 00:31:34,795
other things. And they removed a lot of

835
00:31:34,795 --> 00:31:36,315
what made Peter Parker, Peter Parker, but they're

836
00:31:36,315 --> 00:31:39,115
still fascinating, and they're still a core. Like,

837
00:31:39,115 --> 00:31:41,535
the motivation for this Spider Man was nonexistent

838
00:31:41,835 --> 00:31:43,615
outside of the fact that he was poor,

839
00:31:43,835 --> 00:31:46,255
and he wanted to make money. What's Bro

840
00:31:46,315 --> 00:31:48,575
bro was the mayonnaise of Peter Parker's.

841
00:31:49,109 --> 00:31:50,869
I just realized that his motivation was the

842
00:31:50,869 --> 00:31:52,470
motivation for Spider Man in the first movie

843
00:31:52,549 --> 00:31:54,730
in the first issue of of the comic,

844
00:31:54,869 --> 00:31:56,869
which was I wanna make money. But it

845
00:31:56,869 --> 00:31:58,549
wasn't but instead of, like, just go and

846
00:31:58,549 --> 00:32:00,789
be a wrestler, it was let me help

847
00:32:00,789 --> 00:32:01,289
people.

848
00:32:01,605 --> 00:32:03,525
I was I was waiting for Bone Saw

849
00:32:03,525 --> 00:32:04,424
to show up.

850
00:32:07,285 --> 00:32:08,904
Bone Saw's ready.

851
00:32:11,845 --> 00:32:14,184
Also wanna point out the fact that

852
00:32:14,730 --> 00:32:15,230
the

853
00:32:15,849 --> 00:32:17,869
lab his his lab partner

854
00:32:18,410 --> 00:32:22,109
completely destroyed the logic behind the origin story

855
00:32:22,170 --> 00:32:24,250
in this in this movie because he was

856
00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:26,089
just like, man, if there's any kind of

857
00:32:26,089 --> 00:32:27,849
a leak, it's gonna be complete you're gonna

858
00:32:27,849 --> 00:32:28,349
completely

859
00:32:28,650 --> 00:32:31,434
die for the sake of science, and I'm

860
00:32:31,494 --> 00:32:34,055
talking about how all that radiation would just

861
00:32:34,055 --> 00:32:36,134
kill you. Right. Well, if it's gonna kill

862
00:32:36,134 --> 00:32:38,134
you, it's gonna kill that spider that was

863
00:32:38,134 --> 00:32:39,735
in the tank. You know what I mean?

864
00:32:39,735 --> 00:32:42,075
So it just completely logically

865
00:32:42,535 --> 00:32:44,615
killed the movie. Right. I'm like,

866
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,200
In the manifestation of his powers. Like, it

867
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,380
was so quick. He's, like, he's walking out

868
00:32:49,759 --> 00:32:51,759
from like, he leaves the lab, goes picks

869
00:32:51,759 --> 00:32:53,519
up his meds, and then all of a

870
00:32:53,519 --> 00:32:55,519
sudden, he's like, let me climb a wall.

871
00:32:55,519 --> 00:32:57,845
Granted, he's being chased by me. Like, there

872
00:32:57,845 --> 00:33:00,005
was nothing to this. It was just, like,

873
00:33:00,005 --> 00:33:01,924
bam. Here we go. And he just knows

874
00:33:01,924 --> 00:33:04,005
what he's doing. And he didn't realize he

875
00:33:04,005 --> 00:33:06,164
climbed the wall until after he was done.

876
00:33:06,164 --> 00:33:07,924
It wasn't a jump up on the wall

877
00:33:07,924 --> 00:33:10,085
and be like, what the crap? And as

878
00:33:10,085 --> 00:33:11,224
slow as he climbed.

879
00:33:11,590 --> 00:33:12,090
Uh-huh.

880
00:33:16,710 --> 00:33:17,769
Oh, my gosh.

881
00:33:18,390 --> 00:33:20,970
The captain the police captain was overkill.

882
00:33:21,590 --> 00:33:22,090
Like,

883
00:33:23,269 --> 00:33:25,369
Jim Carrey levels of overacting.

884
00:33:26,015 --> 00:33:28,174
I can see that. It it was just

885
00:33:28,174 --> 00:33:30,174
like he had one gear, and it was

886
00:33:30,174 --> 00:33:33,455
constantly angry and yelling. That man that man

887
00:33:33,455 --> 00:33:35,375
should have been the j Jonah Jameson in

888
00:33:35,375 --> 00:33:37,295
this movie. That would have been pretty lit,

889
00:33:37,295 --> 00:33:39,134
actually. That would have been a real good

890
00:33:39,134 --> 00:33:39,634
recast.

891
00:33:40,230 --> 00:33:42,150
That would have that would then I wouldn't

892
00:33:42,150 --> 00:33:44,549
have had that not my j j j

893
00:33:44,549 --> 00:33:47,029
comment that I threw down. Like, if you

894
00:33:47,029 --> 00:33:48,869
guys see my comments that I that I

895
00:33:48,869 --> 00:33:50,170
had made in the

896
00:33:50,549 --> 00:33:51,769
in the community

897
00:33:52,150 --> 00:33:53,289
interaction segment,

898
00:33:53,934 --> 00:33:56,335
I made that literally while I was watching

899
00:33:56,335 --> 00:33:58,734
the movie. I mean, to take you outside

900
00:33:58,734 --> 00:34:01,055
of the TV, to take you outside of

901
00:34:01,055 --> 00:34:01,955
our shows,

902
00:34:02,815 --> 00:34:06,095
our shows lore, that that is legit. What

903
00:34:06,095 --> 00:34:06,835
was happening

904
00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:07,795
and

905
00:34:10,820 --> 00:34:12,660
j Jonah Jameson is one of my favorite

906
00:34:12,660 --> 00:34:15,460
characters in Spider Man. Like, I like when

907
00:34:15,460 --> 00:34:18,019
I play the games, I specifically listen to

908
00:34:18,019 --> 00:34:20,920
his his podcasts that he puts out because

909
00:34:21,474 --> 00:34:24,514
they just amuse me. His his anger his

910
00:34:24,514 --> 00:34:26,375
anger and blatant hypocrisy

911
00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:29,875
makes me laugh. It makes me giggle like

912
00:34:29,875 --> 00:34:32,694
an Anson fan. You know? Anson fan.

913
00:34:34,034 --> 00:34:34,855
That's fair.

914
00:34:35,180 --> 00:34:35,680
So

915
00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:38,380
and just how big of a swing and

916
00:34:38,380 --> 00:34:40,780
a miss it was with the personality in

917
00:34:40,780 --> 00:34:42,940
this movie. Just it offended me on some

918
00:34:42,940 --> 00:34:45,440
level. I get that. I really get that.

919
00:34:46,460 --> 00:34:48,059
Another thing that just didn't make sense to

920
00:34:48,059 --> 00:34:50,675
me was he all he's done is climbed

921
00:34:50,675 --> 00:34:52,375
up a wall, and then he's

922
00:34:52,675 --> 00:34:53,494
he's basically

923
00:34:54,035 --> 00:34:55,795
pivoting in the middle of a meeting with

924
00:34:55,795 --> 00:34:58,434
J Jonah trying to go, I I I

925
00:34:58,434 --> 00:35:00,434
got pictures of Spider Man, and he's he's

926
00:35:00,434 --> 00:35:02,275
great. He's making up stuff on as he

927
00:35:02,275 --> 00:35:03,809
goes, but all of a sudden, he's like,

928
00:35:03,969 --> 00:35:06,289
yeah. He he climbed walls, but also he's

929
00:35:06,289 --> 00:35:07,910
he's he's super strong,

930
00:35:08,449 --> 00:35:11,090
like like, proportionally stronger for a man of

931
00:35:11,090 --> 00:35:13,090
his size. And he has spin webs, and

932
00:35:13,090 --> 00:35:15,430
he's saying all these these things. I'm like,

933
00:35:15,570 --> 00:35:17,809
how do you know this? Like, today, he's

934
00:35:17,809 --> 00:35:20,164
never spun a web. He's not done anything

935
00:35:20,164 --> 00:35:22,344
that requires strength. All he did

936
00:35:22,885 --> 00:35:24,744
was slowly climb up a wall

937
00:35:26,005 --> 00:35:26,585
and then

938
00:35:26,885 --> 00:35:28,885
awkwardly walk on a green screen at his

939
00:35:28,885 --> 00:35:31,045
mom's house or his aunt's house. Like, that's

940
00:35:31,045 --> 00:35:32,505
all he's done to date.

941
00:35:32,909 --> 00:35:34,510
Like, there's been there were no acts of

942
00:35:34,510 --> 00:35:35,889
strength, and there was no

943
00:35:36,349 --> 00:35:39,010
conversation about web web spinning whatsoever.

944
00:35:39,630 --> 00:35:41,549
And he just again, this is what I

945
00:35:41,549 --> 00:35:43,469
was talking about earlier about it feels like

946
00:35:43,469 --> 00:35:44,449
they did not

947
00:35:44,829 --> 00:35:47,489
think about the script very well in continuity.

948
00:35:47,549 --> 00:35:49,605
Like, there's a whole scene at the beginning

949
00:35:49,605 --> 00:35:51,465
of the movie where he's there

950
00:35:51,844 --> 00:35:52,905
watching the television,

951
00:35:53,204 --> 00:35:55,625
and the news comes out about the extortion

952
00:35:55,764 --> 00:35:57,304
of the city with the terrorists.

953
00:35:57,684 --> 00:35:59,764
And Jay Jones' like, why is this on

954
00:35:59,764 --> 00:36:01,525
TV? Why don't we have this? And then

955
00:36:01,525 --> 00:36:03,869
they're planning this. The next scene, Peter's left

956
00:36:03,869 --> 00:36:05,409
there. He's gone to the lab,

957
00:36:05,789 --> 00:36:08,510
and his lab partner's, like, talking. He goes,

958
00:36:08,510 --> 00:36:10,029
have you read the papers? It's all it's

959
00:36:10,029 --> 00:36:11,949
all on the papers. No. It's not. They

960
00:36:11,949 --> 00:36:13,630
literally just said it's not in the paper.

961
00:36:13,630 --> 00:36:15,150
They're planning it right then and there when

962
00:36:15,150 --> 00:36:16,769
you left the building, you dingbat.

963
00:36:17,235 --> 00:36:19,635
Right. I will say there was one moment

964
00:36:19,635 --> 00:36:21,715
where they did show the super strength when

965
00:36:21,715 --> 00:36:24,215
that guy was pinned behind the wheel. And

966
00:36:24,595 --> 00:36:26,755
so they did they did show that. So

967
00:36:26,914 --> 00:36:28,755
But not till after he said there was

968
00:36:28,755 --> 00:36:30,755
super strength. I know, but I'm I'm just

969
00:36:30,755 --> 00:36:33,300
saying maybe he just knew what in the

970
00:36:33,300 --> 00:36:34,980
same way that he just knew he could

971
00:36:34,980 --> 00:36:36,519
climb up the building. So

972
00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:38,760
I guess so. I guess so.

973
00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:42,900
What else is there? How about the relationship

974
00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:44,739
with Homegirl where I was like, hey. Your

975
00:36:44,739 --> 00:36:46,984
dad almost died. Wanna hang out?

976
00:36:47,364 --> 00:36:47,864
Right.

977
00:36:48,484 --> 00:36:51,224
That's that's completely how it was. But again,

978
00:36:51,605 --> 00:36:53,605
like, that's kind of how it works out

979
00:36:53,605 --> 00:36:55,525
with these types of TV shows. Like, I

980
00:36:55,525 --> 00:36:57,605
don't know. Have you ever seen Greatest American

981
00:36:57,605 --> 00:36:58,105
Hero?

982
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,039
There there were a lot of parallels I

983
00:37:01,039 --> 00:37:02,019
could draw between

984
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:04,719
that the pilot for that movie and the

985
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:06,660
pilot for this. Right.

986
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:11,059
Although Greatest American Hero actually entertained me.

987
00:37:13,434 --> 00:37:14,255
But, yeah,

988
00:37:15,275 --> 00:37:17,994
they they just ham fistedly throw love and

989
00:37:17,994 --> 00:37:20,014
a love interest in there for you to

990
00:37:20,394 --> 00:37:23,034
will they won't they over. So. Right. I

991
00:37:23,034 --> 00:37:24,714
was a little bit shocked that they didn't

992
00:37:24,714 --> 00:37:25,594
have it be,

993
00:37:25,994 --> 00:37:26,494
MJ.

994
00:37:27,355 --> 00:37:27,855
So

995
00:37:28,190 --> 00:37:29,949
That was one of the things that throw

996
00:37:29,949 --> 00:37:32,110
me off. MJ or Gwen has to be

997
00:37:32,110 --> 00:37:34,030
one of the 2, in my opinion. And

998
00:37:34,030 --> 00:37:35,710
and the thing about it is the only

999
00:37:35,710 --> 00:37:37,890
the only thing in this in this movie

1000
00:37:38,110 --> 00:37:39,470
that had to do with the Spider Man

1001
00:37:39,470 --> 00:37:41,684
universe that they had in it was Spider

1002
00:37:41,684 --> 00:37:43,385
Man and j j j j

1003
00:37:43,844 --> 00:37:44,744
Jonah Jameson.

1004
00:37:45,125 --> 00:37:47,945
Everything else was just original IP.

1005
00:37:48,325 --> 00:37:48,825
Right.

1006
00:37:49,844 --> 00:37:50,744
Like the entire

1007
00:37:51,285 --> 00:37:52,025
the entire

1008
00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:55,090
2 thirds of this movie, I spent thinking

1009
00:37:55,090 --> 00:37:57,170
to myself, okay, who's the villain gonna be?

1010
00:37:57,170 --> 00:37:59,829
You know? Yeah. Everybody knows that I love

1011
00:37:59,889 --> 00:38:02,710
villains in superhero stories. Yeah.

1012
00:38:03,250 --> 00:38:05,570
And I'm like, is it gonna so with

1013
00:38:05,570 --> 00:38:07,545
it being hypnosis and all that, it's probably

1014
00:38:07,545 --> 00:38:09,545
gonna be Mysterio. That's gonna be awesome. Can't

1015
00:38:09,545 --> 00:38:11,545
wait to and it turned out to be

1016
00:38:11,545 --> 00:38:13,005
that the supervillain was

1017
00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:14,364
some guy.

1018
00:38:14,744 --> 00:38:17,164
A cult leader? No. Just some guy.

1019
00:38:18,824 --> 00:38:20,505
I I and I went out looking in

1020
00:38:20,505 --> 00:38:21,164
the database

1021
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:23,880
after that, and apparently, for the entirety of

1022
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,519
the TV series, they decided to steer away

1023
00:38:26,519 --> 00:38:27,019
from

1024
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,139
doing super villains. And the

1025
00:38:30,599 --> 00:38:33,420
the Spider Man only fought against, like, practical

1026
00:38:33,639 --> 00:38:35,724
villains and bank robbers and stuff like that.

1027
00:38:35,724 --> 00:38:37,505
So you never got anything

1028
00:38:37,804 --> 00:38:39,905
that would have constituted as

1029
00:38:40,364 --> 00:38:42,704
any sort of Marvel property

1030
00:38:43,085 --> 00:38:44,224
for the villains.

1031
00:38:44,525 --> 00:38:45,824
Who are in the know?

1032
00:38:46,125 --> 00:38:48,125
Is this a rights issue? Was it a

1033
00:38:48,125 --> 00:38:50,545
matter that they couldn't afford the rights to

1034
00:38:50,849 --> 00:38:53,010
the other characters? All they could afford was

1035
00:38:53,010 --> 00:38:55,090
the right to Spider Man and Spider Man

1036
00:38:55,090 --> 00:38:55,590
ish

1037
00:38:55,890 --> 00:38:57,829
things. It wasn't because

1038
00:38:58,130 --> 00:38:59,730
I'd that was part of how how I

1039
00:38:59,730 --> 00:39:01,250
looked it up. I'm gonna pull up I'm

1040
00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:03,030
I'm gonna pull that up real quick.

1041
00:39:03,410 --> 00:39:05,554
While you're pulling that up, while we're talking

1042
00:39:05,554 --> 00:39:06,054
about

1043
00:39:06,434 --> 00:39:07,414
random villains,

1044
00:39:08,034 --> 00:39:10,375
why were there random like, absolutely

1045
00:39:10,914 --> 00:39:12,534
out of the blue random

1046
00:39:13,234 --> 00:39:13,734
kinto

1047
00:39:14,275 --> 00:39:16,194
fighters that just pop up in the bat

1048
00:39:16,275 --> 00:39:19,014
the bad guy's lair? I had the same

1049
00:39:19,154 --> 00:39:19,654
question.

1050
00:39:22,010 --> 00:39:24,570
Like like, out of the blue, like, he's

1051
00:39:24,570 --> 00:39:26,329
sneaking around. Let me play play this. Yeah.

1052
00:39:26,329 --> 00:39:28,510
He's sneaking around the bad guy's lair, guys.

1053
00:39:28,730 --> 00:39:30,650
And this is a the bad guy is

1054
00:39:30,650 --> 00:39:31,150
a

1055
00:39:32,010 --> 00:39:32,989
a a caucasian

1056
00:39:33,775 --> 00:39:36,335
businessman cult leader type of guy who has

1057
00:39:36,335 --> 00:39:37,074
been hypnotizing

1058
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:37,875
people.

1059
00:39:38,255 --> 00:39:38,994
And, randomly,

1060
00:39:39,855 --> 00:39:42,835
3 kinto fighters come out, and they're attacking

1061
00:39:43,375 --> 00:39:46,094
Spider Man. And you're like, what? Like, where

1062
00:39:46,094 --> 00:39:48,114
did you guys come from? Like,

1063
00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:49,000
nothing,

1064
00:39:49,859 --> 00:39:52,339
like, nothing makes sense here. They're just, like,

1065
00:39:52,339 --> 00:39:54,119
let's throw this in here. And then granted,

1066
00:39:54,179 --> 00:39:55,000
I give you

1067
00:39:55,300 --> 00:39:55,800
sometimes

1068
00:39:56,179 --> 00:39:56,679
in

1069
00:39:57,460 --> 00:39:57,960
the

1070
00:39:58,420 --> 00:40:01,855
in comics, weird things just just happen. They

1071
00:40:01,855 --> 00:40:04,675
just kinda pop out. But this was really

1072
00:40:05,295 --> 00:40:06,515
super random, guys.

1073
00:40:06,894 --> 00:40:09,614
Alright. So, basically, what I what I have

1074
00:40:09,614 --> 00:40:11,954
here, this is reading directly from IMDB.

1075
00:40:12,255 --> 00:40:14,579
Okay? It says, in an attempt to keep

1076
00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:17,859
show the show rooted in reality and keep

1077
00:40:17,859 --> 00:40:18,839
costs controllable,

1078
00:40:19,539 --> 00:40:23,059
the show's producers decided, for better or worse,

1079
00:40:23,059 --> 00:40:25,139
to have Spider Man take on real life

1080
00:40:25,139 --> 00:40:27,719
criminals instead of the supervillains from the comics.

1081
00:40:28,275 --> 00:40:30,594
This was a wasted opportunity, considering that there

1082
00:40:30,594 --> 00:40:33,795
are numerous major Spider Man villains who are

1083
00:40:33,795 --> 00:40:34,295
relatively

1084
00:40:35,074 --> 00:40:36,534
down to earth in concept

1085
00:40:36,994 --> 00:40:38,295
and could have been depicted

1086
00:40:38,835 --> 00:40:39,335
inexpensively,

1087
00:40:39,714 --> 00:40:41,014
such as the chameleon,

1088
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,460
Kraven the hunter, Mysterio,

1089
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:44,420
the enforcers,

1090
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:49,119
and Wilson Fisk, amongst others. Yeah. So they

1091
00:40:49,119 --> 00:40:51,539
just did for me, it was just laziness.

1092
00:40:52,079 --> 00:40:54,719
Right. It's just I'm going back through the

1093
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:56,514
IDB now. I'm trying to find if I

1094
00:40:56,514 --> 00:40:57,335
can find anything

1095
00:40:58,034 --> 00:40:59,175
whatsoever about

1096
00:40:59,795 --> 00:41:01,094
these kinto fighters.

1097
00:41:01,474 --> 00:41:03,335
And I they're not even listed

1098
00:41:03,635 --> 00:41:05,094
as cast on IMDB.

1099
00:41:05,474 --> 00:41:06,434
And at the end of the movie, like,

1100
00:41:06,434 --> 00:41:08,135
they have these, like, promotional shots

1101
00:41:08,434 --> 00:41:10,699
with them that Spider Man took for for

1102
00:41:10,699 --> 00:41:11,359
money purpose

1103
00:41:11,900 --> 00:41:14,019
for because he he needs his he needs

1104
00:41:14,019 --> 00:41:14,960
his $47.

1105
00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:17,739
And No. He got it he got them

1106
00:41:17,739 --> 00:41:18,239
$47

1107
00:41:18,699 --> 00:41:21,099
from the lady he that he started dating

1108
00:41:21,099 --> 00:41:22,639
after Oh, yeah. Yeah.

1109
00:41:23,019 --> 00:41:25,065
That's true. Do you even need any money

1110
00:41:25,065 --> 00:41:26,985
anymore? He didn't need the money at all,

1111
00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:27,485
but

1112
00:41:28,264 --> 00:41:30,664
it's just it was just so random, and

1113
00:41:30,664 --> 00:41:32,425
they just threw it in there. You're, like,

1114
00:41:32,425 --> 00:41:33,644
is it why?

1115
00:41:33,945 --> 00:41:36,125
Why are we doing this? Oh, my goodness.

1116
00:41:36,950 --> 00:41:38,710
I think it was just because at the

1117
00:41:38,710 --> 00:41:41,050
time, the whole kung fu karate

1118
00:41:41,670 --> 00:41:44,230
coming to America via Bruce Lee was a

1119
00:41:44,230 --> 00:41:46,390
thing. And so it was just like, hey,

1120
00:41:46,390 --> 00:41:48,230
this is hot with the kids right now.

1121
00:41:48,230 --> 00:41:49,750
Let's throw this in and blah blah blah

1122
00:41:49,750 --> 00:41:50,980
blah blah blah blah blah blah.

1123
00:41:51,335 --> 00:41:53,654
Because that's how TV executives thought back in

1124
00:41:53,654 --> 00:41:55,255
the day. It didn't have to make sense

1125
00:41:55,255 --> 00:41:56,934
as long as it was something that would

1126
00:41:56,934 --> 00:41:57,434
sell.

1127
00:41:57,734 --> 00:41:58,234
Right.

1128
00:41:59,255 --> 00:42:01,255
I don't know. It was it was just

1129
00:42:01,255 --> 00:42:02,795
strange to me for some reason.

1130
00:42:03,894 --> 00:42:05,815
Speaking of straight that whole thing with the

1131
00:42:05,815 --> 00:42:06,634
Kenzo fighters,

1132
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:07,739
my dude

1133
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,960
webs him to the ground in the most

1134
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,019
useless way.

1135
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:13,800
Celeste's words were, did they go to Spirit

1136
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:17,400
Halloween to get his web shooters? Because, literally,

1137
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,400
it's just like a like a a Here's

1138
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:20,715
a blanket if you're cold.

1139
00:42:21,675 --> 00:42:22,894
Wasn't even that.

1140
00:42:26,795 --> 00:42:28,394
It was like, here. Here's a little cotton.

1141
00:42:28,394 --> 00:42:30,474
Here you go, guys. Let me tuck you

1142
00:42:30,474 --> 00:42:33,355
in, mister kinto fighter. And then then then,

1143
00:42:33,355 --> 00:42:35,934
like, like, he runs out and, like, literally,

1144
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,119
it's like they went, oh, take this off

1145
00:42:38,119 --> 00:42:39,420
and kept chasing him.

1146
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:42,380
Like, it did nothing. Like

1147
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,440
like, did you guys read a Spider Man

1148
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:46,280
comic? Like, did you go, like did you

1149
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:47,720
just look at the cover of 1? He

1150
00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:49,559
went, okay. So he wears red, and he

1151
00:42:49,559 --> 00:42:51,640
wears blue, and he has some funny shaped

1152
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:52,094
eyes.

1153
00:42:53,295 --> 00:42:55,135
And It it it was almost like it

1154
00:42:55,135 --> 00:42:57,554
was almost like it was an accidental discharge.

1155
00:42:57,614 --> 00:42:58,434
It was just

1156
00:42:59,215 --> 00:43:01,795
if you or your loved one has overactive

1157
00:43:02,255 --> 00:43:04,755
overactive web bladders, please call.

1158
00:43:05,215 --> 00:43:06,675
You may be entitled for

1159
00:43:09,579 --> 00:43:12,059
compensation. Like, it is almost like it was

1160
00:43:12,059 --> 00:43:13,980
almost like I expected him to apologize. Oh,

1161
00:43:13,980 --> 00:43:16,539
sorry, guys. It just happened. I It's gotta

1162
00:43:16,539 --> 00:43:18,159
have, like, a web diaper.

1163
00:43:21,545 --> 00:43:23,244
Oh, no. I wet my hands.

1164
00:43:25,144 --> 00:43:26,445
Oh, man. Depends.

1165
00:43:26,825 --> 00:43:28,425
You guys got you missed the opportunity to

1166
00:43:28,425 --> 00:43:30,125
do some marketing right there. Depends.

1167
00:43:30,425 --> 00:43:30,905
Alright.

1168
00:43:31,704 --> 00:43:33,005
Another thing that was strange,

1169
00:43:33,305 --> 00:43:33,965
the random,

1170
00:43:34,265 --> 00:43:36,765
like, going back to your conversation with JJ,

1171
00:43:37,139 --> 00:43:38,599
how he just randomly

1172
00:43:39,059 --> 00:43:40,739
is angry at Spider Man at the end.

1173
00:43:40,739 --> 00:43:42,579
Like, there's no reason given, and he's never

1174
00:43:42,579 --> 00:43:43,940
really had a good reason except well, I

1175
00:43:43,940 --> 00:43:45,460
take it back. There is a comic where

1176
00:43:45,460 --> 00:43:48,099
it gives reasoning, but even in the comics,

1177
00:43:48,099 --> 00:43:49,940
like, he didn't like Spider Man out from

1178
00:43:49,940 --> 00:43:52,574
the beginning at all, period. But in this,

1179
00:43:52,574 --> 00:43:54,894
like, it was just so random. He's like,

1180
00:43:54,894 --> 00:43:57,454
he's a he's a terrible person. I'm like,

1181
00:43:57,454 --> 00:43:59,534
what? Like, where did this come from? And

1182
00:43:59,534 --> 00:44:02,175
in the final words of of Peter Parker,

1183
00:44:02,175 --> 00:44:04,014
the final movie, when he's like, how did

1184
00:44:04,014 --> 00:44:06,599
you do this? He goes, easy. I believe.

1185
00:44:06,900 --> 00:44:09,699
Okay. So that puts, Spider Man in the

1186
00:44:09,699 --> 00:44:11,400
Santa Claus universe now.

1187
00:44:12,099 --> 00:44:13,539
I I was waiting for him to pop

1188
00:44:13,539 --> 00:44:15,780
up a a cancer of Mentos and walk

1189
00:44:15,780 --> 00:44:16,280
away.

1190
00:44:21,114 --> 00:44:22,795
Little jump and little click of his heels

1191
00:44:22,795 --> 00:44:24,094
as he walks down the street.

1192
00:44:25,195 --> 00:44:27,355
I I wanted to catch that pause frame,

1193
00:44:27,355 --> 00:44:29,434
you know, him midair with his thumb up.

1194
00:44:29,434 --> 00:44:30,175
You know?

1195
00:44:32,555 --> 00:44:34,795
Meanwhile, in the background, Bruce Banner's is like,

1196
00:44:34,795 --> 00:44:36,015
stupid happy endings.

1197
00:44:37,460 --> 00:44:39,960
Playing the sad walking away music.

1198
00:44:43,059 --> 00:44:44,819
And then it all just, like it becomes

1199
00:44:44,819 --> 00:44:47,400
a stylized, like, dramatic look like a Jojo,

1200
00:44:47,859 --> 00:44:49,485
scene from Jojo's Bizarre Ventures.

1201
00:44:55,485 --> 00:44:56,144
It'd be great. Oh, my goodness.

1202
00:44:57,244 --> 00:44:58,305
Alright. So

1203
00:44:58,605 --> 00:45:00,465
this was not a good movie, people.

1204
00:45:01,485 --> 00:45:03,085
I I I know I know we normally

1205
00:45:03,085 --> 00:45:05,164
save that for the ratings, but this this

1206
00:45:05,164 --> 00:45:05,460
was

1207
00:45:06,179 --> 00:45:07,000
not great.

1208
00:45:07,699 --> 00:45:09,219
Let's go ahead and get to the rating.

1209
00:45:09,219 --> 00:45:10,980
Unless you got something else to say here,

1210
00:45:10,980 --> 00:45:11,480
Dallas.

1211
00:45:11,940 --> 00:45:14,339
Just one more gripe I had, which was

1212
00:45:14,339 --> 00:45:15,239
the fact that,

1213
00:45:16,420 --> 00:45:18,920
Peter's constant sneezing was simply

1214
00:45:19,325 --> 00:45:21,405
so he could drop his device that I

1215
00:45:21,405 --> 00:45:23,325
wasn't sure what it was doing. He was

1216
00:45:23,325 --> 00:45:25,565
trying to check track the microwaves that was

1217
00:45:25,565 --> 00:45:27,905
being used to control the hypnotized people.

1218
00:45:28,285 --> 00:45:30,445
Right. He was already there, like, he he

1219
00:45:30,445 --> 00:45:31,345
passed the window,

1220
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:32,760
then he was on top of the building.

1221
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:34,920
I'm, like, you you're already there. Just go

1222
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:35,660
in the window.

1223
00:45:36,199 --> 00:45:38,119
I I I don't know. And he goes,

1224
00:45:38,119 --> 00:45:40,440
Achoo, and he drops it. I'm, like It

1225
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:42,760
was the only time in to be fair,

1226
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:45,420
they set it up with aunt aunt May

1227
00:45:45,894 --> 00:45:48,555
telling him, did you take your allergy medication?

1228
00:45:49,255 --> 00:45:50,235
Right. But

1229
00:45:50,615 --> 00:45:52,875
this was the only time in the movie

1230
00:45:53,255 --> 00:45:54,474
where he was sneezing.

1231
00:45:55,015 --> 00:45:57,335
Like, he sneezed. He he and he was

1232
00:45:57,335 --> 00:45:59,780
he was sneezing over and over and over

1233
00:45:59,780 --> 00:46:02,099
and over again until he dropped it. Right.

1234
00:46:02,099 --> 00:46:03,460
And then the moment he stepped off the

1235
00:46:03,460 --> 00:46:06,099
roof, he never sneezed again. It was like,

1236
00:46:06,099 --> 00:46:07,699
I think he was just allergic to that

1237
00:46:07,699 --> 00:46:08,199
roof.

1238
00:46:10,340 --> 00:46:10,840
Possibly.

1239
00:46:11,140 --> 00:46:11,640
Possibly.

1240
00:46:12,174 --> 00:46:13,954
Alright. Well, let's go ahead and

1241
00:46:14,414 --> 00:46:16,574
rate this movie. I'll go ahead and run.

1242
00:46:16,574 --> 00:46:18,094
Oh, actually, I won't because I don't have

1243
00:46:18,094 --> 00:46:19,534
my notes in front of me anymore. Dallas,

1244
00:46:19,534 --> 00:46:21,375
why don't you go ahead and tell explain

1245
00:46:21,375 --> 00:46:23,295
the reading reasons in case someone's new to

1246
00:46:23,295 --> 00:46:25,309
the show. Yeah. So here at the bottom

1247
00:46:25,309 --> 00:46:28,349
shelf, we have a multi tier rating system

1248
00:46:28,349 --> 00:46:29,869
for every movie we watch. As you guys

1249
00:46:29,869 --> 00:46:31,730
know, it's a journey that we're going through

1250
00:46:32,030 --> 00:46:33,630
to watch these films and rate them. And

1251
00:46:33,630 --> 00:46:35,309
so we have the top shelf, which is

1252
00:46:35,309 --> 00:46:36,829
where we go, you know what? I need

1253
00:46:36,829 --> 00:46:38,849
to own this. This is a great movie.

1254
00:46:38,909 --> 00:46:40,644
I love it. I need it. Then you

1255
00:46:40,644 --> 00:46:43,204
have middle shelf, which is I'd watch it

1256
00:46:43,204 --> 00:46:44,264
maybe for the streaming.

1257
00:46:45,605 --> 00:46:46,884
And then you have bottom shelf for, like,

1258
00:46:46,884 --> 00:46:48,244
oh, gosh. No. This is not a good

1259
00:46:48,244 --> 00:46:50,164
movie, and I will probably never watch it

1260
00:46:50,164 --> 00:46:52,644
again, actually, ever. And then we have the

1261
00:46:52,644 --> 00:46:54,324
dumpster fire, which is where we go, I

1262
00:46:54,324 --> 00:46:56,519
will actively try to keep people from watching

1263
00:46:56,900 --> 00:46:58,920
this movie, period. End of discussion.

1264
00:46:59,219 --> 00:47:01,219
Alright. Well, being as you were kind enough

1265
00:47:01,219 --> 00:47:03,219
to read that because I was dumb enough

1266
00:47:03,219 --> 00:47:05,059
to close my notes before we're done with

1267
00:47:05,059 --> 00:47:07,539
the show, why don't you go ahead and

1268
00:47:07,539 --> 00:47:09,319
give your rating first?

1269
00:47:09,684 --> 00:47:11,944
Yeah. So, this is not a good movie,

1270
00:47:12,085 --> 00:47:14,025
and we know it's not a good movie.

1271
00:47:15,764 --> 00:47:18,885
But contrary to other Spider Man movies that

1272
00:47:18,885 --> 00:47:20,424
no longer exist in our timeline,

1273
00:47:20,885 --> 00:47:22,344
it didn't make me angry.

1274
00:47:22,724 --> 00:47:24,849
Like, it made more sense

1275
00:47:25,469 --> 00:47:25,969
and,

1276
00:47:26,910 --> 00:47:29,390
I could follow it. And, again, it's time

1277
00:47:29,390 --> 00:47:31,090
locked in the seventies, a TV

1278
00:47:31,390 --> 00:47:33,309
movie seventies. So I have a little bit

1279
00:47:33,309 --> 00:47:35,010
more grace for it. So

1280
00:47:35,309 --> 00:47:37,550
I it's not a dumpster fire, but it

1281
00:47:37,550 --> 00:47:40,635
is a hard bottom shelf. Like, it's

1282
00:47:41,275 --> 00:47:43,434
last time I said it's, like, dangling from

1283
00:47:43,434 --> 00:47:45,835
the bottom shelf over the dumpster fire. This

1284
00:47:45,835 --> 00:47:47,594
movie is steadying over it like scar over

1285
00:47:47,594 --> 00:47:48,094
Mufasa

1286
00:47:48,715 --> 00:47:51,215
going long live the king on

1287
00:47:52,155 --> 00:47:53,135
madam web.

1288
00:47:53,670 --> 00:47:54,969
That's what's happened here.

1289
00:47:55,670 --> 00:47:57,589
That just gave me a that just made

1290
00:47:57,589 --> 00:47:59,510
me think of that meme that you see

1291
00:47:59,510 --> 00:48:01,769
of that guy who's standing on a podium

1292
00:48:01,909 --> 00:48:04,789
just dumping champagne over his face, getting the

1293
00:48:04,789 --> 00:48:06,724
finger to every all that. And then they're

1294
00:48:06,724 --> 00:48:09,684
like in 8th place. Like, that's this movie

1295
00:48:09,684 --> 00:48:10,425
right here.

1296
00:48:11,525 --> 00:48:12,344
Yeah. Basically.

1297
00:48:12,965 --> 00:48:13,945
Oh, my gosh.

1298
00:48:15,684 --> 00:48:16,985
As far as

1299
00:48:17,364 --> 00:48:19,445
my rating is concerned, I want a dumpster

1300
00:48:19,445 --> 00:48:20,985
fire this so bad.

1301
00:48:21,380 --> 00:48:23,860
Like, I this movie made me so bored

1302
00:48:23,860 --> 00:48:25,239
while I was watching it.

1303
00:48:25,619 --> 00:48:27,000
I know we did that little,

1304
00:48:27,699 --> 00:48:28,199
bit

1305
00:48:28,579 --> 00:48:30,579
at for the watching the movie where we

1306
00:48:30,579 --> 00:48:32,180
had to watch it twice. I I don't

1307
00:48:32,180 --> 00:48:34,440
know that I could watch this twice. Although

1308
00:48:34,784 --> 00:48:36,224
there was something that was said at the

1309
00:48:36,224 --> 00:48:38,385
beginning of this podcast that steered me off

1310
00:48:38,385 --> 00:48:41,744
of dumpster firing it, which was when you

1311
00:48:41,744 --> 00:48:43,744
said this would be a good movie to

1312
00:48:43,744 --> 00:48:45,844
MST 3 k. Yeah.

1313
00:48:46,144 --> 00:48:46,644
And

1314
00:48:47,119 --> 00:48:49,619
I'm like, I think under those circumstances,

1315
00:48:50,079 --> 00:48:53,199
I probably would watch this again. Mhmm. So

1316
00:48:53,199 --> 00:48:55,199
given that that saved it from the flames

1317
00:48:55,199 --> 00:48:57,440
of the dumpster, I I too am going

1318
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,380
to like this is

1319
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:01,440
did you ever see the movie The Naked

1320
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:01,940
Gun?

1321
00:49:02,285 --> 00:49:04,625
Yeah. You remember at the end where,

1322
00:49:05,885 --> 00:49:08,625
Ricardo Montalban got run over by the steamroller?

1323
00:49:09,164 --> 00:49:11,805
Mhmm. That's this movie on the bottom shelf.

1324
00:49:11,805 --> 00:49:13,965
Like, it's it's on the bottom shelf, and

1325
00:49:13,965 --> 00:49:16,364
it got steam roled into the bottom shelf

1326
00:49:16,364 --> 00:49:18,839
so hard it's completely flat with the bottom

1327
00:49:18,839 --> 00:49:20,059
of the bottom shelf.

1328
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:22,699
You know what I mean?

1329
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,299
Yeah. I give you that.

1330
00:49:25,079 --> 00:49:27,400
It it really is, though. It it would

1331
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:29,960
be a great get the gang together, and

1332
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,405
let's just have some popcorn and make fun

1333
00:49:32,405 --> 00:49:34,585
and have and have fun with the film.

1334
00:49:34,724 --> 00:49:35,224
Yeah.

1335
00:49:35,684 --> 00:49:37,224
But don't watch it by yourself.

1336
00:49:37,684 --> 00:49:38,184
It's

1337
00:49:38,485 --> 00:49:41,364
it's not good. It's not meant for human

1338
00:49:41,364 --> 00:49:41,864
consumption.

1339
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:43,820
It's

1340
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,800
FDA not approved. It's it's bad. Like, the

1341
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:50,119
reason, like, legitimately, if you listen to what

1342
00:49:50,119 --> 00:49:51,800
Dallas and I are saying right now, the

1343
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:53,719
only way this movie is good is if

1344
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:55,239
you have friends that are going to be

1345
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:56,619
there to bring the entertainment

1346
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,755
to the movie. Do you see what I'm

1347
00:49:58,755 --> 00:49:59,974
saying? Like, this movie,

1348
00:50:00,434 --> 00:50:02,674
this this movie, like, I I made the

1349
00:50:02,674 --> 00:50:05,074
joke earlier that this Peter Parker was the

1350
00:50:05,074 --> 00:50:06,694
mayonnaise of Peter Parker.

1351
00:50:07,394 --> 00:50:10,054
Well, he he's the mayonnaise in this movie

1352
00:50:10,194 --> 00:50:12,214
is the white bread

1353
00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:13,250
of

1354
00:50:13,949 --> 00:50:16,989
Spider Man movies. So it's a mayonnaise on

1355
00:50:16,989 --> 00:50:19,730
white bread sandwich is what it is. Walmart

1356
00:50:19,789 --> 00:50:22,849
brand. Great value. White bread. Exactly. Like

1357
00:50:23,230 --> 00:50:23,889
the $0.99

1358
00:50:24,349 --> 00:50:25,730
a loaf of white bread.

1359
00:50:27,324 --> 00:50:28,385
Oh, my goodness.

1360
00:50:29,804 --> 00:50:30,304
Alright.

1361
00:50:30,684 --> 00:50:32,465
Well, it's unanimous, ladies and gentlemen.

1362
00:50:32,765 --> 00:50:33,664
Bottom shelf.

1363
00:50:33,965 --> 00:50:34,465
Let's

1364
00:50:35,244 --> 00:50:36,684
let's speed through this because I don't I

1365
00:50:36,684 --> 00:50:38,465
don't wanna talk about this movie anymore.

1366
00:50:43,150 --> 00:50:45,070
Welcome to the weak connection section of this

1367
00:50:45,070 --> 00:50:47,250
podcast where we try to find something redemptive

1368
00:50:48,030 --> 00:50:51,469
or spiritual or possibly both in regards to

1369
00:50:51,469 --> 00:50:53,309
this load of crap that we just forced

1370
00:50:53,309 --> 00:50:55,250
ourselves to sit through for your enjoyment.

1371
00:50:57,014 --> 00:50:59,335
Captain Dallas, do you have something to share

1372
00:50:59,335 --> 00:51:00,534
with us to,

1373
00:51:01,894 --> 00:51:02,394
possibly

1374
00:51:02,934 --> 00:51:04,155
redeem or

1375
00:51:04,775 --> 00:51:06,155
I do. Give glory?

1376
00:51:06,695 --> 00:51:07,594
I do indeed.

1377
00:51:08,519 --> 00:51:11,019
So the the premise of this whole movie

1378
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:13,179
is simply the fact that there is a,

1379
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:16,140
the terrorist. He's he's he's unfortunately,

1380
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:19,500
preying on people's insecurities

1381
00:51:20,039 --> 00:51:23,534
and wanting to manipulate them. And they're looking

1382
00:51:23,534 --> 00:51:25,295
for some form of success, but not at

1383
00:51:25,295 --> 00:51:27,214
the same time. It was very confusing. I'm

1384
00:51:27,214 --> 00:51:28,894
not sure he knew what he was selling

1385
00:51:28,894 --> 00:51:32,175
either, but he was manipulating people who had

1386
00:51:32,175 --> 00:51:33,775
put themselves in places where they were looking

1387
00:51:33,775 --> 00:51:34,755
for something else.

1388
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:36,800
Judy, the,

1389
00:51:37,519 --> 00:51:38,019
Peter's,

1390
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:41,039
very quick love interest that he suddenly falls

1391
00:51:41,039 --> 00:51:41,920
in love with,

1392
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:44,820
after her dad almost dies,

1393
00:51:46,079 --> 00:51:47,679
she was like, you know, she's just distraught,

1394
00:51:47,679 --> 00:51:49,255
and she just she's like, I'm gonna do

1395
00:51:49,255 --> 00:51:51,094
this. And she allows herself to be captured

1396
00:51:51,094 --> 00:51:52,474
by the enemy

1397
00:51:52,855 --> 00:51:53,355
and,

1398
00:51:53,974 --> 00:51:54,474
literally,

1399
00:51:55,014 --> 00:51:56,855
her mind just captured. And what he's doing

1400
00:51:56,855 --> 00:51:59,434
is he's controlling their minds. He's manipulating them.

1401
00:51:59,494 --> 00:52:01,655
And, unfortunately, this happens a lot with people

1402
00:52:01,655 --> 00:52:02,934
who deal with grief and deal with certain

1403
00:52:02,934 --> 00:52:04,519
things where they just they give their minds

1404
00:52:04,519 --> 00:52:06,920
to certain things. And, I'm I'm I'm thought

1405
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:09,800
my thoughts are about Colossians chapter 3 verse

1406
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:11,320
2, and and the church calls you. They're

1407
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:13,079
dealing with some stuff. There's some heresy seeping

1408
00:52:13,079 --> 00:52:15,159
in, some early gnosticism, and other kind of

1409
00:52:15,159 --> 00:52:15,659
junk,

1410
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,760
and people are going, well, maybe maybe this

1411
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:20,344
is this is good too. Maybe this is

1412
00:52:20,344 --> 00:52:21,405
good. And

1413
00:52:21,864 --> 00:52:23,864
Paul is bringing correction. He goes, hey. Set

1414
00:52:23,864 --> 00:52:25,864
your minds on things of of above, not

1415
00:52:25,864 --> 00:52:27,065
the things of the earth. So set your

1416
00:52:27,065 --> 00:52:29,464
things on on scripture. Set your things on

1417
00:52:29,464 --> 00:52:31,085
what God has for you. And

1418
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,119
that's that's key for a lot of things

1419
00:52:33,119 --> 00:52:35,760
when we're dealing with grief and depression, anxiety,

1420
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:38,480
and fears, when we're dealing with with loss,

1421
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:40,800
when we're dealing with various other aspects of

1422
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:41,920
life, when we're dealing with,

1423
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:43,994
you know, just life, we have to keep

1424
00:52:43,994 --> 00:52:45,855
our mind on things above.

1425
00:52:46,234 --> 00:52:48,074
Because when we have that mindset of, like,

1426
00:52:48,074 --> 00:52:49,914
what what actually pleases the Lord? What is

1427
00:52:49,914 --> 00:52:51,454
taking place? It helps us to

1428
00:52:51,835 --> 00:52:54,795
navigate and respond correctly to life situation. Life

1429
00:52:54,795 --> 00:52:57,135
happens. It it sucks. It's terrible sometimes.

1430
00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,940
God doesn't promise the Christian life as a,

1431
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,480
hey. Sunshine and rainbows all the time. Life

1432
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:04,320
sucks because we live in a fallen world.

1433
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:06,420
But if we keep our mind on Christ,

1434
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:09,360
we respond appropriately to the things of the

1435
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:10,775
world, and we navigate

1436
00:53:11,074 --> 00:53:11,574
appropriately.

1437
00:53:12,594 --> 00:53:15,234
And that includes a variety of things that

1438
00:53:15,234 --> 00:53:17,074
we can it's gonna take much longer podcast

1439
00:53:17,074 --> 00:53:19,434
for us to impact, but that's my my,

1440
00:53:19,875 --> 00:53:22,295
my weak connection for you today. Alright. I

1441
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,660
got one. I don't have a specific scriptural

1442
00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:26,800
reference to throw in there, but it comes

1443
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:28,640
down to the scene where Peter Parker and

1444
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:31,519
J. Jonah Jameson are talking about Spider Man

1445
00:53:31,519 --> 00:53:34,099
for the first time. And he said, and

1446
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:36,880
Jameson says, so what's his deal? Why does

1447
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,244
he do it? He goes, to help people.

1448
00:53:39,545 --> 00:53:41,545
I mean, if you got these great powers,

1449
00:53:41,545 --> 00:53:43,385
what would you do? And he's like, I

1450
00:53:43,385 --> 00:53:44,364
joined the circus.

1451
00:53:45,704 --> 00:53:47,085
And it comes down to

1452
00:53:47,464 --> 00:53:49,385
the giftings that God gives you in your

1453
00:53:49,385 --> 00:53:51,964
life. Everybody has a gifting of some sort.

1454
00:53:52,264 --> 00:53:52,764
Yeah.

1455
00:53:54,309 --> 00:53:56,869
And there's 2 paths people take with it,

1456
00:53:56,869 --> 00:53:58,550
but, ultimately, what it comes down to is

1457
00:53:58,550 --> 00:54:01,109
God doesn't give you a gifting to serve

1458
00:54:01,109 --> 00:54:01,609
yourself

1459
00:54:01,909 --> 00:54:04,069
Mhmm. For your own personal enjoyment. It doesn't

1460
00:54:04,069 --> 00:54:06,489
mean that you can't enjoy your gifting.

1461
00:54:07,005 --> 00:54:08,684
That's not the reason why he gave it

1462
00:54:08,684 --> 00:54:10,204
to you. He gave it to you to

1463
00:54:10,204 --> 00:54:13,244
help others, to serve others. Yeah. For his

1464
00:54:13,244 --> 00:54:13,744
glory.

1465
00:54:14,125 --> 00:54:14,864
And so

1466
00:54:15,244 --> 00:54:17,105
take a brief moment of introspection

1467
00:54:18,444 --> 00:54:20,284
and just think about what are your giftings

1468
00:54:20,284 --> 00:54:22,559
and what are you doing with them? Because

1469
00:54:22,559 --> 00:54:24,800
I can promise you that the world is

1470
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:27,360
in the condition that it's in now because

1471
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:29,219
people use their gifting selfishly.

1472
00:54:29,599 --> 00:54:30,739
Totally. And

1473
00:54:31,519 --> 00:54:34,099
if you can step outside of yourself

1474
00:54:34,559 --> 00:54:35,059
and

1475
00:54:35,445 --> 00:54:38,644
use that to serve others and bring others

1476
00:54:38,644 --> 00:54:39,704
to a better place,

1477
00:54:40,085 --> 00:54:42,325
and if that can impact other people to

1478
00:54:42,325 --> 00:54:43,224
do the same,

1479
00:54:43,605 --> 00:54:46,664
then that's a step forward to, you know,

1480
00:54:47,780 --> 00:54:51,139
going to the 19 seventies dogma of give

1481
00:54:51,139 --> 00:54:53,480
the give teach the world to sing or

1482
00:54:53,539 --> 00:54:54,920
have a Coke and smile.

1483
00:54:55,219 --> 00:54:57,619
You know, it it does. It it it

1484
00:54:57,619 --> 00:55:00,280
it advances the kingdom, but it also

1485
00:55:01,025 --> 00:55:03,985
does will make your portion of the world

1486
00:55:03,985 --> 00:55:06,065
a better place to be in. So Yeah.

1487
00:55:06,065 --> 00:55:08,224
Good stuff, man. I like it. Yeah. I

1488
00:55:08,224 --> 00:55:09,505
kind of came up with it on the

1489
00:55:09,505 --> 00:55:11,585
spot. It just popped in there. Otherwise, I'd

1490
00:55:11,585 --> 00:55:13,344
have scripture and have it a little bit

1491
00:55:13,344 --> 00:55:15,505
more thought out. But No, it's good, though,

1492
00:55:15,505 --> 00:55:17,269
man. That's there's a lot to that whole

1493
00:55:17,269 --> 00:55:19,210
aspect of, like, using your gifts

1494
00:55:19,510 --> 00:55:21,510
to help people. Yeah. Not just being selfish

1495
00:55:21,510 --> 00:55:24,309
about things. Or making money. Yeah. I mean,

1496
00:55:24,309 --> 00:55:27,030
there's yeah. Alright. Well, let's let's go ahead

1497
00:55:27,030 --> 00:55:28,329
and shut this down,

1498
00:55:29,269 --> 00:55:29,769
mister

1499
00:55:30,230 --> 00:55:30,730
Mora.

1500
00:55:32,224 --> 00:55:33,605
How do we do that again?

1501
00:55:35,425 --> 00:55:37,425
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for listening to

1502
00:55:37,425 --> 00:55:39,905
our episode today. If you have enjoyed it,

1503
00:55:39,905 --> 00:55:41,265
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Share out the podcast

1505
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1506
00:55:44,489 --> 00:55:46,329
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1507
00:55:46,329 --> 00:55:47,630
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1508
00:55:48,690 --> 00:55:49,190
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1509
00:55:50,250 --> 00:55:52,110
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1510
00:55:52,650 --> 00:55:54,250
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1511
00:55:54,250 --> 00:55:55,929
but interact with us. Ladies and gentlemen, we

1512
00:55:55,929 --> 00:55:57,849
are part of the Geek Devotions podcast network,

1513
00:55:57,849 --> 00:55:59,369
and there's a whole lot of things happening

1514
00:55:59,369 --> 00:56:01,985
there. We have the Spider fan podcast. We

1515
00:56:01,985 --> 00:56:03,985
have We Read Allegedly, which John is part

1516
00:56:03,985 --> 00:56:06,144
of. We have Com Talk. We have the

1517
00:56:06,144 --> 00:56:08,945
Gundam Watch, and we have very various other

1518
00:56:08,945 --> 00:56:10,945
projects happening all the time. And you follow

1519
00:56:10,945 --> 00:56:11,925
that geekto oceans.com.

1520
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:14,880
You can find John at a link tree

1521
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:16,320
that we'll have in in the description down

1522
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:19,039
below, including several projects he does, including playing

1523
00:56:19,039 --> 00:56:20,500
games with strangers and whatnot.

1524
00:56:21,039 --> 00:56:23,119
But, also, we have a Discord channel for

1525
00:56:23,119 --> 00:56:25,440
Geek Devotions and a Facebook group. This group

1526
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:26,400
called is, is called,

1527
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:27,940
devoted Geeklights.

1528
00:56:28,525 --> 00:56:30,605
And then we have a Discord channel, which

1529
00:56:30,605 --> 00:56:31,644
we'll have a link in the show notes

1530
00:56:31,644 --> 00:56:34,364
before, below. Interact with us, guys. Tell us

1531
00:56:34,364 --> 00:56:35,644
how well you like the episodes. Tell us

1532
00:56:35,644 --> 00:56:37,744
you'll like the episodes. Be kind. Be courteous,

1533
00:56:38,204 --> 00:56:39,824
but do life with us.

1534
00:56:40,460 --> 00:56:42,139
And we do respond to people. We do

1535
00:56:42,139 --> 00:56:43,039
talk with people

1536
00:56:43,420 --> 00:56:45,739
quite in-depth on the Discord. So if you

1537
00:56:45,739 --> 00:56:47,659
really wanna interact with us, that's the place

1538
00:56:47,659 --> 00:56:49,339
to do it. Yeah. We had a whole

1539
00:56:49,339 --> 00:56:49,839
conversation.

1540
00:56:50,934 --> 00:56:53,545
Some we we we for our community outreach,

1541
00:56:53,545 --> 00:56:54,985
we that's where we get from the Discord.

1542
00:56:54,985 --> 00:56:56,425
And there was some miscommunication. They thought we're

1543
00:56:56,425 --> 00:56:57,164
talking about

1544
00:56:57,545 --> 00:57:00,425
the the animated cartoon from the seventies, not

1545
00:57:00,425 --> 00:57:02,265
this this movie, which honestly would have been

1546
00:57:02,265 --> 00:57:03,864
a better thing for us to talk about.

1547
00:57:03,864 --> 00:57:06,050
You know? But, anyways Probably a more mature

1548
00:57:06,050 --> 00:57:07,110
storyline too.

1549
00:57:09,010 --> 00:57:10,929
But there's a whole conversation took place there

1550
00:57:10,929 --> 00:57:12,929
today, and we'd like to talk with you

1551
00:57:12,929 --> 00:57:13,750
guys. So,

1552
00:57:14,849 --> 00:57:17,264
I think that's about it, John. Alright. Well,

1553
00:57:17,264 --> 00:57:19,125
until next time. Stay devoted.

1554
00:57:19,585 --> 00:57:20,405
Peace and