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the bottom shelf.

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okay. Alright. Hey, everybody.

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Checking in at Geekcon 2024 in Shreveport, Louisiana.

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I'm here with Edwin from the EJS channel.

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Yes. Yes. And, we're talking on the floor

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today. We're talking bad movies. Edwin,

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what is your favorite bad movie and why?

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Oh, favorite bad movie. And I have so

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many. If if I could just pick 1,

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like the first bad movie, I would say

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it was the sequel to Piranha. It was,

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about flying piranhas. It came out, like, early

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eighties. It was James Cameron. James Cameron's flying

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piranhas movie. It was just it was just

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gory bad, but it was fun. It was

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it was a good it was a good

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bad. That's the first one that pops up

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in your mind. Now did you see the

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original piranha prior to that? Yes. Yes.

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Was that any better? It was much better

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because it made more sense and it was

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a little bit darker tone and

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effects wise, it was great. It it had

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believable

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tone to it. The direction was a lot

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better. But not bashing James' cameras, but he

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had to work with he had to work

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with with the sequel. So Yeah. Not every

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movie can be aliens. Not every movie could

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be aliens. That's right. Alright. Well, thanks for

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hanging out with us, Edwin. I appreciate your

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time. Absolutely, man. Thank thank you. The Mask

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of the original.

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own it. I own the 40th anniversary edition,

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and I'm the same way. Is it because

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the majority of the movie is just that

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woman running around screaming? That's that's exactly why.

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no script behind it other than just

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they walk into a house and, you know,

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you're on this person's property. Of course, that's

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what they're gonna do in Texas. Come on

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what what what we're what we're seeing here

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is there's movies that are so bad they're

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bad and some movies that are so bad

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that they're good. Yes. Yes. Yeah. So so

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Texas chase chainsaw massacre, the original, is just

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you know, there wasn't that much, you know,

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depth story writing at that at that moment.

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generation with Matthew McConaughey, there's just he just

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does such a good job at being a

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you if you haven't seen it, you gotta

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see it. It's you it's you're gonna have

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a hard time trying to find it. They

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that, but it's a great movie. You gotta

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watch it. Excellent. Well, thanks so much for

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talking with us today, Dustin. We appreciate having

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on the show. I appreciate it. Thank you.

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What does it compare by comparison? So,

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most people don't like it whenever I say

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dislike Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the original.

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that woman running around screaming? That's that's exactly

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there's movies that are so bad they're bad

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they're good. Yes. Yes. Yeah. So so Texas

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that, but it's a great movie. You gotta

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watch it. Excellent. Well, thanks so much for

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talking with us today, Dustin. We appreciate having

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on the show. I appreciate it. Thank you.

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everybody. I'm with Deadpool at the man made

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soap booth at, Geekcon 2024.

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Hello, Deadpool. Hello, everyone. How are we all

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doing?

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Deadpool, it you you're a main fixture here

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at, the Shreveport Geekcon

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pretty much every year.

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This is my first time really having a

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conversation with you. What is your favorite terrible

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movie and why?

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I'd probably say Highway to Hell from 1992.

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It's got Chad Lowe and Christy Swanson in

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it. He has to drive a a a

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hot rod through hell to save his girlfriend.

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There's a lot of comedy in that movie.

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It's very good. Now is it intentional comedy?

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It just kinda it it's it's

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something to behold.

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Is does the ACDC song feature in it

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at all? Sadly, no. But Lita Ford is

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in the movie.

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It's a it's a it's a very interesting

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movie. Lot of little stars sneak up on

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And, so you you wouldn't necessarily say that

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any movie you've been in would be something

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that would qualify for that list at all?

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My entire movie catalog is a trash fire

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and I want you all to come and

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watch it burn.

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X Men Origins Wolverine?

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I'm not allowed to talk about that movie

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Deadpool. We appreciate you. Thank you all. Have

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Hello, everybody. I am on the floor at

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for the Geekcon 2024. I'm here with Sam

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Yep. And Madison.

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And, we're talking bad movies. And now the

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2 of you, what are your favorite bad

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what's your favorite bad movie and why? The

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original Mortal Kombat.

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By the way, don't let Francois over there

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hear you say that. Hey, it's not that

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it's not a good movie. It just isn't

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Just some, like, really low budget. And the

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Bandon, I think, is probably well, it's not

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a bad movie, really. It's just an older

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movie. So Yeah. It's like those So

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it's really funny. The Lost

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of Pastor. I think it's really funny. The

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Lost of Pastor? Oh. We've actually we've actually

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covered that on the show. It's a great

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what what what what the original Mortal Kombat,

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what about it? What is makes it good

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for you? Yeah. So,

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in love with it. My mom I rented

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it and I made my mom rent it

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for me every week for a year and

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a half when I was, like, 6 or

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7 years old. Super Nintendo or Sega?

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Super Nintendo. You're my you're my dude, bro.

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and 2. And, as soon as I found

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out about Lau Lau Cam being able to

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throw the hat, you know what I'm saying?

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That was it. It's all I did. People

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hated playing me. So, I really enjoyed the

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original Mortal Kombat movie and I just watched

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it to death. But it's not, as people

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would say, a good movie. But it is

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a great movie, just not a good movie.

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good movie, I would think. And it's and

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was really great, but the CGI just wasn't

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there for them at the time in that

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movie. But at the same time, they did

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everything they could. Did you happen to catch

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the, sequel, Annihilation? Well, yeah. I've seen them

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all. There's not one that I haven't seen.

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and I've watched Annihilation a lot. And I

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the CGI didn't really move forward as much

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in the second movie either. It's it's more

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advanced, but with chameleon and all the things

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that were happening in there, I thought that

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was really great. I was ahead of its

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time at the time. But looking back on

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it now, it just it's not the same.

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It didn't age well. It didn't age well.

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don't don't worry. I didn't forget about you,

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Madison.

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And now, in terms of Velocipastor,

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what was it about Velocipastor that made you

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say this is my jam? It's just it's

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so Her love dinosaurs. Yeah.

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a movie when it's you know it has

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with such little CGI going on and it's

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just It's pretty much all CG.

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It's so bad that it's really funny to

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watch because it's such a train wreck.

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You know? Oh. We've had I've watched all

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sorts of movies like that, but that one

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definitely stood out. I watched this Jaws when

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I was younger. This Jaws, like, rip off,

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but it was, I forgot what it was

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called, but it was basically a pool cleaner

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machine

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instead of a shark.

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Just a bunch of, like, teenagers messing around.

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It was really funny. Yeah. Yeah.

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Excellent. Well, thank you so much for stopping

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by the booth today and being on the

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show. Thank you. Have a good Yeah. Have

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a great time. Thank you. You're gonna beat

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the devil's out. So I'm here at the

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Geek Devotions stand right now with the rest

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bad movies because it's been a while since

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original member of the bottom shelf. Kevin,

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what is your favorite terrible movie and why?

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I still like 99 from outer space. It's

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my favorite terrible, but,

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I would say

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Critters 2.

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Critters 2? And why is that your why

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why do you appreciate it so much? There

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was really no need to make it, but

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they still made it and they still made

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them all to a meatball to eat people.

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And, and you got your you got your

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copies of, your Critters collection signed by Dee

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Wallace, didn't you? Yes. I did, Sean. Thank

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you. Yes. I did. I got you with

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autograph, the first movie she's in.

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That's pretty slick, man. I'm I'm I'm a

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little bit jealous. I wish I wish I

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would've brought my creator's collection for that very

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purpose but I forgot she What? You didn't

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bring it. I I forgot she was in

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it, man, man. I'm sorry. Well, there's only

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so many movies she's not in. Alright. Next

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on mic is Branson. Bam, what is your

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favorite terrible movie and why? Is it Spider

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Man 3?

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It actually is Spider Man 3. It's not

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that fun. And and the reason is is

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because

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I understand why it has the mistakes that

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it had, but people love to hate on

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the dance number.

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Guys, you have to understand, Tobey Maguire is

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living into

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the nerd. Because if a nerd has agility

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and they decide to and he decides to

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give it to his dark side, the first

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thing he's gonna do is find the jazz

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club that his ex girlfriend is at and

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do a dance number in front of her.

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That's just what a nerd would do. I

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get that it's corny. I get that it's

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cringey. But that's a nerd giving into his

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dark side because nerds don't really understand how

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to have a dark side. It makes sense.

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Yeah. That's why you were dancing out there

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earlier.

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He was. He was he was doing the

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little two fingers across the eyes and shaking

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his hips like John Travolta.

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He's gonna be joining the break dancing for

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Olympics next year.

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He can't do any worse than Ray Gun.

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Right?

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Alright. Dallas is going, darn it. The man,

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the myth, the legend, Dallas Mora, what is

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your favorite terrible movie and why?

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It's

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I'm gonna go with Mario Bros, which we

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reviewed a while back. Just shot your filthy

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mouth. Mario Bros, you're not that bad. It

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is a terrible movie. We all know it

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is, but

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I enjoy it. If you took the name

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Mario off of it,

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it's a fun,

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weird, alternate Cyber. Steampunk alternate universe film.

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Is it a good Mario film? God. No.

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It's a terrible Mario film. It's

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trash, but it's fun.

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Like, if they if they I'm kinda with

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Dallas on this. It would have been a

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lot I would have appreciated it more if

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they didn't try to sell me sell it

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as a Mario movie. I think if they

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were to say, like

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if they were to call it, like,

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Blade Runner Junior

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Yeah. I it would have been it would

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have been a better movie. But because because

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they tried to reinvent the Mario lore, I

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understand why people would be like, oh. It's

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still fun and good to watch. As far

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as Mario Yeah. Don't call it Mario. Whatever.

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Alright.

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Well, this maybe the

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Dragon Ball Evolution

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is not bad

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if you take Dragon Ball. Period.

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It's good. It's not a good, martial arts

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film.

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But it's not as terrible if you take

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the word drag them off of

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it. I'll take your word for a minute.

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I I I have seen enough I have

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seen enough reviews of that movie to know

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that you're in the you're you're in the,

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you're in the minority on that decision.

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Oh, I know I am.

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But I still stand by it.

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Alright. Well, we'll see if we can get

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anybody else on the show. If not, this

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might be our final sign off. So

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we shall see.

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Alright, everybody. I was wrong. I got more

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people to talk to. I'm on the mic

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with Mike

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who is stopping by the Geek Devotions,

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table at Geek Con 2024.

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He's dressed up as Captain Deadpool.

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Very slick costume.

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Question of the day, Mike, what is your

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favorite terrible movie and why?

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Favorite terrible movie?

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Oh, man. That's a hard question. You cut

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me on. I'll give you just a second

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on that. No worries. We're we're typically trying

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to steer people away from saying The Room

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because people typically always say, room.

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What's the other one that people have been

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throwing out a lot too?

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Sharknado. Sharknado is another one they like to

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throw around. Yeah.

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But, like, think of a movie that's just

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so bad it's good and maybe some people

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might give you the side eye if you

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were to,

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say, hey, I dig this movie.

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No. I don't know. I

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Yeah. I know that recently

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we went and seen the civil war. That

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was really a bad movie.

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Chad. I'd never heard of that. What's that

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about? The Civil War, I you know, I

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got done watching it and I still didn't

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know what I watched when I got out

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of there.

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I was like, I have no idea what

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I just watched. I got out of there

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and was like, alright. What was this about?

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Was was it at least fun or good

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on any kind of level?

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You know, the, the previews were real good.

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I had great previews, I thought.

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So no. At the end of the movie,

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I I think it was about journalists and

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maybe it was about something else. I don't

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know. Tired of fictitious. A 24 films. Yeah.

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Yeah. Don't talk to you. Stop you. Yeah.

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So,

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yeah. Another terrible movie that I really like.

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The,

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The Evil

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Dead. My man. I'm a fist bump for

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that one. Yeah.

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The Army of Darkness. Yeah. Did you see

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did you see Evil Dead Rise when it

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came out a couple years ago? No. I

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did. I did. I would recommend it. It

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has the spirit of the original where it's

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not so over the top campy like they

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did in number 2. Right. They maintained the

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whole

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they they they did try to keep it

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a horror film,

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but it it they have the very over

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the top Sam Raimi horror effects to go

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with. Right. Yeah. And then,

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the the main character in the, the army

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of darkness,

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was it wasn't Ashen. I know he plays

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a lot of different parts. I know him

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as Sam. Yeah. Yeah.

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Gosh. What was his name? Bruce Campbell. Okay.

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Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. Great. I thought he

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did a great job. It was kinda humorous

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on that side. Yeah. But it would it

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had that

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that stick to it, but at the same

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time you're kinda like, oh, you know what

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I mean? For sure. For sure. But, yeah.

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That's great.

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I mean Yeah. Anything else? No. That's the

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question. Thanks for being on the show, man.

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Yeah. No problem, man. I'm glad to be

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here. Alright.

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Alright, everybody. I am here with Hunter,

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Clara,

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and Jillian.

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And we're talking terrible movies at the, Geek

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Devotions booth at Geekcon 2024.

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And, I'm gonna ask all 3 of you

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the same question. What is your favorite terrible

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movie and why?

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So my favorite terrible movie is the original

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Eric Bana,

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Incredible Hulk. Oh, that was trash. Yeah. Yeah.

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It's it's absolute trash, but, like, I was,

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like, 5 years old whenever I first saw

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it. I don't exactly know how old I

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was, but it was just awesome seeing him

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transform into this big hulking monster and destroying

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everything. I felt like, you know, as a

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terrible little kid myself, like, I kinda related

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to that a little bit, you know. Yeah.

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And he just wanted to be left alone

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a lot of the time. So So between

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the 3 incredible hulks that we've seen within

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our generation, Eric Bana,

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Edward Norton,

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and I can't remember Hulk. Mark Ruffalo. Thank

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you.

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Which one is your favorite Hulk?

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My favorite Hulk is the Edward Norton one,

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but my favorite Bruce Banner is Mark Ruffalo.

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Fair enough. Clara, same questions except not about

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the Hulk.

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Mine would have to be the Thumbelina movie.

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A lot of people have told me it's

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too quick paced

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and doesn't really flow very well, but I

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love all the theme songs in it. It's

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just part of my childhood I grew up

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with, and I love it. I will tell

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you this much.

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You and my wife are in common on

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that one. She loves the thumble

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she loves the Thumbelina movie as well. So

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you're in good company on that.

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And then, Jillian, you've been by the you've

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been by the booth a couple times. This

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is my first time with my recorder. Yeah.

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So what is your favorite terrible movie and

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why? Okay. Well, the only one I can

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think of is a movie that my friend

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says is bad, but I will stand by

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that it is good. As Above, So Below.

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I've seen that. I love it. And he

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says that it is absolute garbage, but I

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it just

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I will say the way that it's shot

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with very light narrative

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drive on it and you're not going to

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end up knowing everything that's going on with

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what they're doing,

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I can understand why people wouldn't like it.

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But honestly, I think them not spoon feeding

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you the pot.

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I'm also just fascinated with alchemy and like

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all of that like,

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written here as the inscription above the gates

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of hell. Like, it's so cool.

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And just the catacombs and like all of

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that like, history and alchemy and stuff, it's

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just

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Right.

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And those catacombs are a real place in

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France, by the way. No. Like, they're incredible

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and

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terrifying in all the best ways.

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For sure. Well, hey, everybody. Thanks so much

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for appearing on the show. We appreciate having

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you, and we hope to see you next

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year.