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The our sacred spot podcast. You'll look through

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the key hole into Australia's hottest spring

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Hi, guys. Welcome to our secret spot podcast.

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It is now officially taken over by cults.

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Yeah so it's a little bit of a

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spin on what we normally do because Lawrence

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is currently away, so we've kidnapped please phone

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and taken over his podcast. Hijacked everything. Hijacked

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the whole world because girls are around the

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world. I mean, we do. A literal song.

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There is made by us. Nurse.

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So I have the gorgeous p with me

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today. Know everybody. So you get to hear

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our story time with Jess P.

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Because we do the month in review. Yeah.

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Except Neither ross really have been at the

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club. All that. You you had the joy

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of Neon.

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Yeah. So I did do it.

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A July event.

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I think I have some sexy, but it's

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not it's not a month in review thankfully

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fully. It isn't. No. Because we're still middle

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of July. Oh, good. Yeah. Well what I

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that. Yeah. No. That's wonderful.

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But... Yeah. So it's, normally our guest podcast,

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but instead of a gas pod... Class. We're

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gonna do a takeover. Nice. Yeah. So we're

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both guests on this show. Oh, I'm okay

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with that because I've clearly forgotten in the

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beginning and I will fuck up the end,

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watch me. No. We just have to find

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a review at the end. I remember that.

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That's know what stats for the month review.

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Okay. I remember nothing.

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And I do understand why I still get

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to you.

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You'll buy it. Done done in very remember,

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Not my favorite job in the world. But

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we did do something fun, and we did

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ask

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Instagram for some stories, and we also asked

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some of our sourcing customers for some stories.

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So p has 1 of the most delicate

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gorgeous voices.

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So I'm going to read.

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No. You're gonna read it on. Read it.

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You find it. We're doing great on. Way.

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Yeah. I'll find you this story, and then

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P is going to read out this amazingly

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fucking ra story.

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Highly suggested if you were listening to this

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podcast in your headphones at work at the

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gym or in any other public location,

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that you cease listening

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to mouthful at this point in time and

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wait until you're at home and comfortable with

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whatever,

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tools you may want to share with your

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yourself.

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While while we read this story because so

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Ladies get your vibrate ready, and boys get

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your hands read Yeah. Let's get the lube.

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Yeah get the lube. The lube. Okay. I

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know it's a bit of a mouthful, so,

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what your mouth first to

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Here we go.

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It is really quite amazing how 1 psyche

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can etch an occasion in advance.

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It really does sound me how one's experience

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of self can provide the scaffold 1 requires

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to enable a fantastical experience.

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It is a switch from within one's mind,

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one's

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imagination

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or is the switch within the cells?

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Within the loin of the flesh,

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the chemicals of the brain,

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the release of dopamine,

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the serotonin,

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the endo that can be matched to that

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of a runner high,

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all of which keep me sane.

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During the days leading up to the 3

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seas,

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my emotions of expectation were running high.

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I wanted it all. It had been a

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huge 10 weeks for me. And most of

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those weeks were cock.

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The thought of 3 cox at once

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encouraged my loin to tighten.

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My pussy to pulse and my wetness to

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grow.

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There is nothing like the smiles are familiarity,

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and that was how I was greeted,

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Lawrence and jess and the gorgeous Meghan were

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warm and friendly.

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my time was limited.

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I didn't have all night. So I kept

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verbal

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fertilization to a minimum.

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I took myself

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upstairs.

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The large room was pretty spa filled.

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Only 1 couple on the most used bed.

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I took myself to the large bed with

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my blue do wand.

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I had 1 cock follow me.

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Before too long, my mouth was filled.

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There was a mouth on my wet opening

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and I was groan.

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The jewel in my butt was heavy and

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I eagerly awaited it to be removed,

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but the gents around me had other plans.

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I was flipped on my front and taken

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from behind her I was being spit roasted

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by 2 perfect gents with perfect cock.

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Being spit roasted is a favorite.

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As it requires a perfect synergy of 3

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rhythms.

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It's such a mutual pleasure.

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The cherry on top is watching a cock,

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being

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strict, by it's, white, hyatt owner.

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Well, I'm just choking on clocks I know.

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You've got in map He's watching a cock

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being strict by owner. While the owner watches

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me.

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I love when my hair falls a little

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over my cheekbones, getting stuck in my mouth.

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As the thick cultural moist the strands.

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More often than not a big strong hand

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will release the strands.

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It is then that I look up.

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With large, su ice and lick the tip

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of his cock.

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I love circling my tongue around the tip

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of his cock

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cup his balls in my hand,

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cock, I believe are to be honored

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to be t,

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and to be sucked and kissed and lit

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with every granular of passion in my being,

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And this is so much more when being

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fucked from behind.

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Hence the love I have for being spit

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roasted?

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What about deep threading? Do you like it?

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Do you like gag?

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Do you like the cocktails tears that fall

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from your eyes when the fat cock stretch

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the inner opening of your throat.

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What about you? Do you like it when

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your cock is gag upon?

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When the saliva becomes thick and like?

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Does it turn you on?

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When you feel her lips knock against your

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pe bone because your entire cock is down

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her throat,

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Do you love it?

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I do.

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I love sucking cock.

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I love sucking them slowly and passionately.

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I love a nice clean suck, but I

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also love a s be wet drool suck.

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I love gag and having cock tears dripped

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down my face.

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I love waking up the next morning and

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feeling that my throat is be bruised

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because I had a car right down my

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throat.

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I love the memory of the hardness,

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the veins on my tongue

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the groan of the man, his hand on

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the back of my head or around my

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throat,

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the deeper I take him, The more I

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hear him call me a good girl, and

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that is what I need.

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I need to hear that I'm a good

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girl,

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a good girl for taking his whole cock.

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Is that why I love anal or 2?

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I love being a good girl.

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I was a very good girl on Sunday?

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I wrote a fat cock and sucked a

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long smooth 1. I came hard when the

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third cock entered the hole where my anal

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jewel once sat.

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I let the 3 cock bring me pleasure,

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on as gassed, both men and women.

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I wanted them to experience my pleasure.

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My satisfaction of being filled.

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My orgasm was intense.

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Every sphincter pulse p,

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hands were touching me. My skin was alive

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with sensual pleasure.

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Fat hands slapped my ass takes, bringing extra

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twang of pleasure.

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Pleasure that I cannot achieve without having my

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holes filled.

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It is not always easy to orchestrate an

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air tight experience,

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Yet Sunday brought much pleasure.

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I didn't enter into my subs base. I

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needed to coordinate as I was playing.

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Our energies collided, our movements were harmonious in

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time,

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and I was in ecstasy.

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Ecstasy does not come easily. But when it

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does, it is so worth it.

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Until we meet again, I will dream

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hard and wet.

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I am fucking speechless.

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Oh my god. I actually didn't read it

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purposely just so I could listen to it.

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The whole time. I maybe I should have

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read that before I read it outlet loud

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on the earth.

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Yum. Oh my god. I just felt like

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I went to an erotic novel. Yeah That

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was hot.

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Really hard. I didn't even realize we were

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talking about 3 seats still. Oh, yeah. Know.

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I was, like, I'm lost in the porn.

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Yeah I'm feeling amazing. This is totally Why

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we back at 3 seats. Why are we

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back at work? Yeah. I was like, I

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was thinking like she's going off into cook.

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Clan, and she's going to find all the

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really amazing cock, and then

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and then she reminds me I'm back at

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Os. This is called plan. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

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We've got 1 of the crazy new do

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Andy Ko.

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I am...

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I actually don't know what to say. Yeah.

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That was quite amazing. It actually made me

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wanna a soccer dick. Like genuinely wanted to

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dig dig in my mouth. But it's also...

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I think that's 1 of the things that

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I love. Yeah the more time that, like,

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especially Os assess women's spend together.

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We kinda of develop this

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shared language. Yeah. And they shared from permission

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for us to say things like, I love

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being called a good girl. Yeah. And like,

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I love gag on it. And we don't

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have, like, the penis drips comes out of

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my mouth his lie. We all know what

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that feels like. Oh, yeah. And then you

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get your hair. As well. Like I I

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it so well. I was like, yeah. Comes

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in in your lap

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I'm been in, like, it just threw out

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because you've got, like, bought cock sweat. Yeah.

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Like in your mouth. I think it's being

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able to celebrate and and, like, really support

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each other wanting those things. And listening to

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those things and being, like, fine like being

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boys spot too. She guys want a form

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a club.

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I love a spit rice. It's spit race.

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I'm not a been spit race.

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What?

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Oh, we we'll have to organize this for

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you. I... No. I don't. Oh, 1 time.

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1 time. 1 time. Woods, Obviously, no 1

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on 1 time and enough.

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Can't remember ago. It was years ago. You

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have to do it again. Get roasting is.

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You can even do a couple. Good you're

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really good to get me in a good

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mood.

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There's some there's some dominance things that we're

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dealing with in terms of pink.

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You have to really catch me in a

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good girl mirrored otherwise. What if you were

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like king daddy? And then you had your

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other...

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Would that work? Does that work? Or is

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that still like you need to get out

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of your head space? King I'm not particularly

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well behaved for daddy these days.

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Well,

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well, that's not gonna help nobody is it?

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Well, let's

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No one's fault it. Know Kent can get

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a little bit more challenging when you live

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with the person

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And he doesn't do the dishes and so.

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He's a bad daddy. He's a dead daddy.

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More than a. I'm

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Oh but he is the wonderful of, man,

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but you're right. A good suggestion. I just...

298
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I don't think it would work. Yeah. I've...

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I find...

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I do more sp roasting in a couple

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than I do with 2 guys.

302
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Oddly enough. Because I find when it's 2,

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like, I know, like, when there's, like a

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threes sentence it's like, M mma.

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Comes up, but I wanna do other things

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and other just

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when you, like, with another couple... Yeah. With

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another couple like, with a another guy on

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a girl, when the girl having like, a

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little bit of a break, like, it it

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actually recently happened on the weekend, which is

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why I'm remembering it because

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she had just squirt fucking...

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Everywhere over my carpet. Isn't it? Lovely when

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they do that, and you realize you should

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put the splash link down. And you you

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make put a mail mat. Mel mat and

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a wipe

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I mean, it's I for my child. But

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of my bed. I was make an eye

321
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contact with this splash.

322
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While she's murdered, and I was like you

323
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are not where you should be, and it

324
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is all my fault.

325
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And we don't fucked it. We

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But... Yeah. So she had had a 5

327
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minute low breath, because she just needed to

328
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collect her and jason also start re hydrate.

329
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Yeah. Yeah.

330
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And I was already sitting on her partner's

331
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dick. And, you know, then Jamie was just

332
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kind of free. So he's dick went in

333
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my mouth. Yeah. Because it's like, you know,

334
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he's hard watching her get off but she

335
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needs to collect herself before she can have

336
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something put inside of her.

337
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So he was, like, you know, since it's

338
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open and it's there. Yeah. That makes sense.

339
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And so it kinda turned into it, a

340
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spat rose, which is really lovely because it

341
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was like a set roast. No.

342
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Yeah. Was set rose. Also was going... Well

343
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actually cake.

344
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With It was because I was

345
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like this, and I was like,

346
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I didn't

347
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face. The good girl. Face. Yeah.

348
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And I actually just put my little hat

349
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on pat myself. Yeah. Hell, yeah. But yeah.

350
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Know that that whole entire story by the

351
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gorgeous sally. Mh.

352
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Was

353
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making me when I come to 3 days,

354
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which is fucking exciting because one's coming up

355
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so. Oh, yeah. We do have 3.

356
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It has just entered the events on the

357
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website. You can't you can't apply for it

358
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yet. It's not open yet. It opened next

359
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week. Mh. Then you can get your get

360
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some wet before they can even open up.

361
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That's right.

362
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Yeah. Thank you, Sally. And get excited for

363
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3 seas grinds. Can you can ups apply

364
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from next week and if you send me

365
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dirty stories in your application,

366
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I will thank you.

367
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Thank you. Well, oh my god. Okay.

368
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I don't know what women meant to be

369
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talking about again. Do you. We about. But

370
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joins a more stories. That's right. Okay. Do

371
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we have another 1? We do. So I

372
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asked the insta.

373
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If anyone had some cool creative stories.

374
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And I got 2,

375
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let me just open them up belts I

376
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should have prepped this earlier.

377
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I got another 1. Yes. Well, look got

378
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weird surprise stories.

379
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Okay. So this 1, it says I was

380
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at the newbie night and a guy thought

381
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the pom bottle of hand sanitizer

382
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was loose. No that's not a good story.

383
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Oh my god.

384
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Unless the story ends up with him putting

385
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it over his dick.

386
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No.

387
00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:12,274
That's still not funny. We respect eggs. Yeah.

388
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But it's still funny. Yeah. But it's funny

389
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that like that happened. Bless he's caught socks.

390
00:14:17,299 --> 00:14:19,384
I have seen that happen though. Quite a

391
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few times, which is why we went into

392
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Sac, the Sac. Yeah. Which is actually it's

393
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a good thing to highlight to all podcast

394
00:14:25,890 --> 00:14:27,572
listeners out there if you're using a pump

395
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bottle of anything in Os says. It is

396
00:14:29,798 --> 00:14:32,445
not lube. Yes. We have banned.

397
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Yeah. Ever since Covid came around guys and.

398
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Our pump bottles are not

399
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what we want them to be.

400
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Yeah. They're Do want have a, like, liter

401
00:14:43,908 --> 00:14:45,902
lube pump bottle right next to my bed.

402
00:14:46,221 --> 00:14:48,461
Though. So it does confuse me. Because I,

403
00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:50,606
like, it's literally that big the

404
00:14:51,321 --> 00:14:53,783
Swiss aren't it's just maybe. Yeah. Love it.

405
00:14:53,942 --> 00:14:55,236
I think it's the the best.

406
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And it... Comes out of, like, clothes and

407
00:14:57,696 --> 00:14:59,930
comes out of everything really easily. Yeah. That's

408
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the thing I wanted to but you don't

409
00:15:01,686 --> 00:15:03,282
want it isolate. Yeah. But you also sort

410
00:15:03,282 --> 00:15:04,573
don't want it to mess up and underwear

411
00:15:04,573 --> 00:15:05,130
and things like that.

412
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Especially like lingerie. Yeah. And especially if it's

413
00:15:07,759 --> 00:15:10,148
got like, the silk bits on lingerie. Yeah.

414
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:11,581
That's what I was fine. Like, if it

415
00:15:11,581 --> 00:15:12,935
fucks up the silk bits you're fucked lot.

416
00:15:13,349 --> 00:15:15,267
Yeah. Then the andre stains it then you

417
00:15:15,267 --> 00:15:17,585
can't wash it? Oh, man. What is your

418
00:15:17,585 --> 00:15:18,624
favorite type of loop to use?

419
00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:21,581
Like, that's my favorite. My... I do flavor

420
00:15:21,741 --> 00:15:23,908
My brain immediately went spit, but that's because

421
00:15:23,987 --> 00:15:24,464
I'm filthy.

422
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,643
Spit is not loop. And I know 1

423
00:15:27,643 --> 00:15:28,517
more wear that.

424
00:15:29,233 --> 00:15:30,186
Actually, oh,

425
00:15:30,678 --> 00:15:32,031
You know what I saw I like the

426
00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:34,178
velvet. I like the wet stuff gold bran.

427
00:15:34,417 --> 00:15:35,928
Oh, yeah. I really like that.

428
00:15:37,042 --> 00:15:38,725
It's gold. No. Oh, we did you it

429
00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:40,471
Velvet with someone doing something terrible about. Oh,

430
00:15:40,550 --> 00:15:41,979
my god it. So I've never seen this

431
00:15:41,979 --> 00:15:44,042
done before, but it's exactly involving spit, and

432
00:15:44,201 --> 00:15:45,407
I thought it was really fucked And cool.

433
00:15:46,121 --> 00:15:47,787
The guy spat on his hand and then

434
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slap the girls ass, and it made a

435
00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:52,151
much more of a like, speck. Yep. I

436
00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:54,231
thought I'm. It also it also, hurts more.

437
00:15:54,469 --> 00:15:56,613
Yeah. Well, that's what He increases the sting

438
00:15:56,613 --> 00:15:57,113
massively.

439
00:15:57,486 --> 00:15:59,630
I didn't realize Not sexy as hell. And

440
00:15:59,630 --> 00:16:01,948
the noise, and I was like, He lot

441
00:16:01,948 --> 00:16:03,481
of spit. I was like

442
00:16:04,014 --> 00:16:04,412
interesting.

443
00:16:05,127 --> 00:16:06,716
Interesting that what's going all up in that

444
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:06,875
mouth.

445
00:16:08,941 --> 00:16:10,610
Things you say when you actually come to

446
00:16:10,610 --> 00:16:12,859
the club. I know. I'm was so fun.

447
00:16:13,338 --> 00:16:15,492
So amazing. It was really enlighten to, like,

448
00:16:15,811 --> 00:16:17,088
come and work at the club for 2

449
00:16:17,088 --> 00:16:19,419
nights. And back to back at well. Just

450
00:16:19,419 --> 00:16:22,139
much it is with the fun. So our

451
00:16:22,139 --> 00:16:22,639
incredible

452
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:24,700
venue manager took weekend though.

453
00:16:25,740 --> 00:16:27,428
As and Velvet was this weekend so we

454
00:16:27,428 --> 00:16:28,725
had just managing.

455
00:16:29,181 --> 00:16:32,049
So we haven't actually worked together on Velvet

456
00:16:32,049 --> 00:16:32,288
night,

457
00:16:33,339 --> 00:16:35,331
like. Like, since I had Ollie. Yeah. So

458
00:16:35,331 --> 00:16:36,368
it would have been over like a year

459
00:16:36,368 --> 00:16:36,766
and a bit.

460
00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:39,795
Yeah. And it was just the dream girl

461
00:16:39,795 --> 00:16:40,773
team all

462
00:16:41,323 --> 00:16:43,941
go passionate it. And all the velvet they

463
00:16:43,941 --> 00:16:45,314
all help out and

464
00:16:46,241 --> 00:16:47,114
all that kind of thing,

465
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:49,389
which is really amazing. Go

466
00:16:50,224 --> 00:16:51,971
but it it was like such a pleasure

467
00:16:51,971 --> 00:16:53,878
to work together in the club environment. It

468
00:16:53,878 --> 00:16:55,546
was nice. It was gonna nice. Like, giggle

469
00:16:55,546 --> 00:16:58,008
up people coming downstairs, like, look old spent

470
00:16:58,008 --> 00:16:59,254
and sweaty and

471
00:16:59,929 --> 00:17:01,676
here all the little stories and get all,

472
00:17:01,756 --> 00:17:03,185
you know, it's it's a king party, so

473
00:17:03,185 --> 00:17:05,091
there's lots of hot bottoms running around because

474
00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:06,997
they've been smack, and they're like touch my

475
00:17:06,997 --> 00:17:08,843
bum. And I'm like, I was just a

476
00:17:08,843 --> 00:17:10,755
guy that had done... He must have had

477
00:17:10,755 --> 00:17:12,667
can or something done to his back because

478
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:15,137
it was quite blood red, and it was

479
00:17:15,137 --> 00:17:16,491
a bit of blood and stuff. And I

480
00:17:16,491 --> 00:17:18,577
was like, oh I was impressed at how

481
00:17:18,577 --> 00:17:20,249
composed he was? Because I was like do

482
00:17:20,249 --> 00:17:22,081
need sugar? Do you need water? I went

483
00:17:22,081 --> 00:17:24,470
into full like, do you need something? And

484
00:17:24,470 --> 00:17:26,473
he was like, no. I'm fine. Subs. He's

485
00:17:26,473 --> 00:17:28,617
just I'm just good and he's like, float

486
00:17:28,617 --> 00:17:30,285
to you. And I was like, oof.

487
00:17:31,079 --> 00:17:32,826
Yeah. I was like, that looks like it

488
00:17:32,826 --> 00:17:34,811
hurts, but also looks really decorative.

489
00:17:35,224 --> 00:17:37,865
Yeah. I'm in very long pain is part

490
00:17:37,865 --> 00:17:39,224
of the good. Yeah.

491
00:17:39,865 --> 00:17:41,144
And it's funny to felt like. I felt

492
00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:42,744
like that pain I would have heard.

493
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:44,997
Noises, but I didn't... I didn't even know

494
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,675
where you came. Really, It does read it

495
00:17:46,675 --> 00:17:49,232
depends. There's some velvet where, like, if you're

496
00:17:49,232 --> 00:17:51,010
standing near the bar, you can kinda

497
00:17:52,683 --> 00:17:56,119
here, both sex noises and screens. Yeah. And

498
00:17:56,119 --> 00:17:57,398
then you you kinda know it's a king

499
00:17:57,478 --> 00:17:59,875
Party. Yeah. But then there's other velvet where

500
00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:02,841
someone just, like, flourish back into the bar

501
00:18:02,841 --> 00:18:05,708
area with with bruises or or marks or,

502
00:18:05,788 --> 00:18:08,018
you know, rope marks as well as Bruises

503
00:18:08,018 --> 00:18:10,422
or whatever they've engaged in and it was

504
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:13,207
a completely sort of silent scene, like, there

505
00:18:13,207 --> 00:18:14,980
wasn't noise that seemed to match

506
00:18:15,356 --> 00:18:17,265
the expensive of what's physically on their skin.

507
00:18:17,584 --> 00:18:19,277
I think not because I was. So

508
00:18:19,906 --> 00:18:22,449
distracted with just working the bar because I

509
00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:24,039
also kind of forgot how to fuck do

510
00:18:24,039 --> 00:18:26,900
my job. So I had my staff teach

511
00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:28,013
me how to did do my own job,

512
00:18:28,172 --> 00:18:28,902
which is right.

513
00:18:29,536 --> 00:18:31,361
And from that we learned that the staff

514
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,264
are absolutely fine. Oh my god. Yeah. I'm...

515
00:18:33,661 --> 00:18:34,930
I love all of my stuff. And I'm

516
00:18:34,930 --> 00:18:35,619
very grateful

517
00:18:36,057 --> 00:18:38,205
They do job I turned already. Are well

518
00:18:38,205 --> 00:18:40,750
trained enough to retrain this. Oh my god.

519
00:18:40,910 --> 00:18:42,739
The poor things are like, oak, paul p

520
00:18:42,739 --> 00:18:44,464
comes in and I've got a bucket or

521
00:18:44,584 --> 00:18:45,616
little bowl full of like,

522
00:18:46,411 --> 00:18:47,205
globes and

523
00:18:47,841 --> 00:18:49,748
use like a little. Yeah. Cheese light.

524
00:18:51,178 --> 00:18:53,190
I have little No. I know we implemented

525
00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:54,150
getting them because

526
00:18:54,789 --> 00:18:56,549
they're safer than the fire. Yeah. I don't

527
00:18:56,549 --> 00:18:57,829
know where they go. No. Have no why.

528
00:18:58,069 --> 00:18:59,509
Just just looks me she's like you the

529
00:18:59,509 --> 00:19:01,361
daylight lights. And I was like, no. I

530
00:19:01,361 --> 00:19:02,792
was like, I was go I had to

531
00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:04,541
get really don't... 1 of the gorgeous stuff

532
00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:06,609
I was show you from. Yeah. Our powers

533
00:19:06,609 --> 00:19:08,836
was combined, we definitely know how to run

534
00:19:08,836 --> 00:19:10,685
him. Run is. Oh, my god a hundred

535
00:19:10,685 --> 00:19:13,317
percent, but Ben north not hundred percent thousand

536
00:19:13,317 --> 00:19:14,832
a hundred percent. Yeah.

537
00:19:16,028 --> 00:19:17,943
Oh my god. But don't worry? I lunch

538
00:19:17,943 --> 00:19:19,711
to buy this Saturday night. It was all

539
00:19:19,711 --> 00:19:21,779
did. It was all. And it was neon

540
00:19:21,779 --> 00:19:25,438
mine. Fucking neon. No. We're being excited about

541
00:19:25,438 --> 00:19:27,666
this. No. Look. Neon, it was an absolute.

542
00:19:27,825 --> 00:19:30,717
So smashed like both events were sold out.

543
00:19:30,956 --> 00:19:33,034
It was awesome. It was chaos,

544
00:19:33,594 --> 00:19:35,511
and it was good chaos, but it's... It

545
00:19:35,511 --> 00:19:38,161
was chaos and just I'm just such a

546
00:19:38,161 --> 00:19:40,573
clean freak dress, and so watching

547
00:19:41,666 --> 00:19:44,295
everyone walk around with their neon paint imprinted

548
00:19:44,295 --> 00:19:46,299
up all over the fucking venue, I was

549
00:19:46,299 --> 00:19:49,721
like, it was we we literally got... So

550
00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:51,233
for those of you who haven't been in

551
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:53,620
yet over this weekend, we literally just got

552
00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:55,095
it brand new beautiful.

553
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,494
Business coat dish made

554
00:19:57,795 --> 00:19:58,275
couch.

555
00:19:58,674 --> 00:20:00,914
Yeah. For the entrance near the bar. It's

556
00:20:00,914 --> 00:20:04,045
yes freaking stunning. Oh, it's oh good to

557
00:20:04,045 --> 00:20:06,271
sit on because it's nice and firm and

558
00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:07,805
it's got a nice like lay.

559
00:20:08,179 --> 00:20:10,031
Oh. Yeah. She's gorgeous.

560
00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:11,144
And

561
00:20:11,614 --> 00:20:13,609
through Velvet. She was fine. Her maiden voyage.

562
00:20:13,929 --> 00:20:15,525
She was fine. She was taken care of,

563
00:20:16,003 --> 00:20:18,957
then we get to neon nights. Who and

564
00:20:18,957 --> 00:20:21,362
it was chaos. Bright green neon paint all

565
00:20:21,362 --> 00:20:23,272
over our brand new baby. I think Lawrence

566
00:20:23,272 --> 00:20:25,023
is actually upstairs right now still trying to

567
00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:26,615
wipe more little. But it's funny.

568
00:20:27,411 --> 00:20:28,764
You what, It was worth it for the

569
00:20:28,764 --> 00:20:30,611
stories and for the joy and the song

570
00:20:30,611 --> 00:20:32,765
that it's Have so many stories banged up

571
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,679
in my phone for my, like, review in

572
00:20:34,919 --> 00:20:36,753
July when... So I can tell Lawrence because

573
00:20:36,833 --> 00:20:39,066
I'm like, I've saved them up. Yes. Like,

574
00:20:39,798 --> 00:20:41,623
it was nuts because there was some really

575
00:20:41,623 --> 00:20:44,082
fucking hot couples too where I was. At

576
00:20:44,082 --> 00:20:45,669
the beginning of the night because I'd I'd

577
00:20:45,669 --> 00:20:47,256
gone out to a friend's dinner, and then

578
00:20:47,256 --> 00:20:47,653
we'd come...

579
00:20:48,224 --> 00:20:50,139
Back in. So we... I opened and stuff,

580
00:20:50,299 --> 00:20:52,214
and then Jamie was also here with me

581
00:20:52,214 --> 00:20:53,890
as well. So it was... We were kind

582
00:20:53,890 --> 00:20:55,406
of vibe, and we just had sex with

583
00:20:55,406 --> 00:20:57,012
the couple the day for. So we're kinda

584
00:20:57,012 --> 00:20:58,835
still in that, like, phase of thinking about

585
00:20:58,835 --> 00:21:01,212
couples and talking the couples, then this, like,

586
00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:02,956
hot couple walks in and I was like,

587
00:21:03,035 --> 00:21:04,637
oh, I could 4 I could actually see

588
00:21:04,637 --> 00:21:06,066
myself having an hour of break here.

589
00:21:06,939 --> 00:21:08,130
But then the chaos head, and then I

590
00:21:08,130 --> 00:21:09,480
was had to... And then I'm not. I've

591
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,703
gotta work. Yeah. But it's fine. I got

592
00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:13,702
the dates. We've got the dates. So gone

593
00:21:13,702 --> 00:21:16,164
well. And I'm 1 1 of the props

594
00:21:16,164 --> 00:21:17,831
of they know. Know. I was like, I'm

595
00:21:17,831 --> 00:21:20,077
gonna get your details and we'll contact later

596
00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:21,934
because I can't make this work today. I'm

597
00:21:22,054 --> 00:21:24,115
way too shy to do that. No. I

598
00:21:24,115 --> 00:21:25,542
think you I think you got it. Not

599
00:21:25,542 --> 00:21:26,969
to do it. The last couple that asked

600
00:21:26,969 --> 00:21:28,713
me if I was taken around for Night

601
00:21:28,713 --> 00:21:30,317
because they'd be interested in playing I thought

602
00:21:30,317 --> 00:21:31,753
to made a sn noise out and then

603
00:21:31,753 --> 00:21:32,231
ran away.

604
00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:35,182
Could stop it. You didn't it. I did.

605
00:21:35,660 --> 00:21:37,675
Actually did. We thought it was really cute

606
00:21:37,733 --> 00:21:40,536
too. Yeah but that's really misleading.

607
00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:44,516
The snot noise is like fear for your

608
00:21:44,516 --> 00:21:44,834
safety.

609
00:21:47,143 --> 00:21:47,961
There what you want,

610
00:21:48,829 --> 00:21:49,226
Oh no.

611
00:21:50,179 --> 00:21:50,973
It's invested.

612
00:21:52,164 --> 00:21:54,229
Okay. Let's close look. Add another 1 of

613
00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:56,135
these cool stories. Oh, this is from the

614
00:21:56,135 --> 00:21:58,778
old venue. Oh so in the old venue,

615
00:21:58,937 --> 00:22:01,568
on the message tables which we actually imported

616
00:22:01,568 --> 00:22:02,763
over to that. And we do. Yeah. Yeah.

617
00:22:02,923 --> 00:22:04,677
So we've got them We've got them. Our

618
00:22:04,677 --> 00:22:07,318
first prop of full swap in a full

619
00:22:07,318 --> 00:22:09,626
view of gathering crowd is what happened.

620
00:22:10,501 --> 00:22:12,888
That's really sweet. I don't think I've ever

621
00:22:12,888 --> 00:22:15,366
had sex on those table. That's really sweet.

622
00:22:15,604 --> 00:22:17,586
I've had a massage on that. I've had

623
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:20,362
nothing on there. What? Yeah. You should get

624
00:22:20,362 --> 00:22:21,868
a massage. Don't like massages.

625
00:22:22,519 --> 00:22:25,390
Maybe don't. Yeah. No. Why not? The it's

626
00:22:25,390 --> 00:22:27,144
doesn't like like my tension.

627
00:22:29,058 --> 00:22:30,573
Attention pulls me I don't know. It just...

628
00:22:30,812 --> 00:22:30,892
It's...

629
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:33,700
You're lying. But don't do you like how

630
00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:36,254
a hand massage? Like, oh no just being

631
00:22:36,254 --> 00:22:38,569
taught. No. I love being touched. I don't

632
00:22:38,569 --> 00:22:39,606
find them sexy.

633
00:22:40,659 --> 00:22:42,095
Like, I I don't... You think of them

634
00:22:42,095 --> 00:22:44,169
like it's to physically fix you rather than

635
00:22:44,169 --> 00:22:46,722
to like essential. Yeah. Like, all the lymph

636
00:22:46,722 --> 00:22:49,605
fat drainage and or sports mass and stuff

637
00:22:49,605 --> 00:22:51,514
that I've had over the years there's other

638
00:22:51,514 --> 00:22:54,139
ways to drain out stress too. Yeah. It's

639
00:22:54,139 --> 00:22:55,667
got an orgasm, and you can talk, I

640
00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:56,624
thought you're I'm gonna say it a blow

641
00:22:56,624 --> 00:22:57,421
job. Cool.

642
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,329
You're welcome me if you had the volume

643
00:23:01,329 --> 00:23:02,865
up my and I just then

644
00:23:03,242 --> 00:23:04,040
I'll fuck it up.

645
00:23:05,575 --> 00:23:07,894
Yeah. No. I I don't know. I I

646
00:23:07,894 --> 00:23:08,855
like a good massage.

647
00:23:09,494 --> 00:23:11,174
But I I also do really get where

648
00:23:11,174 --> 00:23:12,295
you're coming from. Because so I love a

649
00:23:12,295 --> 00:23:14,150
good, like, will you Paul P had to

650
00:23:14,150 --> 00:23:16,309
do with me dis my shoulder yesterday And

651
00:23:16,390 --> 00:23:17,990
I was like, p won't get back in?

652
00:23:18,869 --> 00:23:20,309
I'm like, I'm like, do you push it

653
00:23:20,309 --> 00:23:23,037
against a wall? Do we... What what's the?

654
00:23:23,196 --> 00:23:25,737
Oh my god. So so I get those

655
00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:28,040
massages where it's like I need to fix

656
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,945
things. So I get I'm really painful massages.

657
00:23:30,199 --> 00:23:32,514
Then I also had history felt the ending

658
00:23:32,514 --> 00:23:35,069
massage. Where, like, they start messaging, like, in

659
00:23:35,069 --> 00:23:36,846
your butt, and then you're could

660
00:23:37,703 --> 00:23:39,380
immediately be like, what the fuck kind of

661
00:23:39,380 --> 00:23:41,940
oil, Slash you using and, like, am I

662
00:23:41,940 --> 00:23:43,767
gonna get for agile. You do neuro gel?

663
00:23:43,926 --> 00:23:45,754
Because Yeah. The stuff that we. The 1

664
00:23:45,754 --> 00:23:47,343
that we've got. Yeah. But I don't trust

665
00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:49,509
the intelligence of those that might potentially be

666
00:23:49,509 --> 00:23:51,509
mass me to have prepared the proper gel

667
00:23:51,509 --> 00:23:53,670
in advance. I always put myself. Like I

668
00:23:53,670 --> 00:23:55,910
always bringing bringing myself, and I'm like, this

669
00:23:55,910 --> 00:23:57,109
is what you can use in me and

670
00:23:57,190 --> 00:23:58,872
No go I guess, I was kind of

671
00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:00,695
my dummy side coming up but do. And

672
00:24:00,695 --> 00:24:02,122
then I switched and I tend to bring

673
00:24:02,122 --> 00:24:03,866
other things if I'm preparing for something, like,

674
00:24:04,025 --> 00:24:05,159
you know, coughs. And

675
00:24:05,468 --> 00:24:07,300
colors and rope. Do you have a go

676
00:24:07,300 --> 00:24:09,451
back? Oh, yeah. Oh, what's your go back.

677
00:24:09,690 --> 00:24:10,486
Tell me I'll go back.

678
00:24:11,442 --> 00:24:13,376
I could bring my suitcase to work

679
00:24:13,752 --> 00:24:14,150
massive.

680
00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:16,873
Yeah. Like, what is your go to kin

681
00:24:16,873 --> 00:24:18,625
kit go back? Full set of rope.

682
00:24:19,342 --> 00:24:21,492
Yeah. Like, a ring obviously for the suspension.

683
00:24:21,731 --> 00:24:23,187
Yeah. Safety she is

684
00:24:23,578 --> 00:24:25,325
and cara, so that kinda care of all

685
00:24:25,325 --> 00:24:26,199
the rope stuff. Yeah.

686
00:24:26,994 --> 00:24:28,662
I usually have a couple of little wax

687
00:24:28,662 --> 00:24:30,013
candles of different heat,

688
00:24:31,142 --> 00:24:32,737
that's some a who was making them intense

689
00:24:32,737 --> 00:24:34,172
for a little while. That makes them really

690
00:24:34,172 --> 00:24:36,643
easy to transport. That's a great idea. Yeah.

691
00:24:36,803 --> 00:24:39,115
Yeah. They're gorgeous. Type the sticks and like,

692
00:24:39,448 --> 00:24:40,403
what what do you do with those? When

693
00:24:40,403 --> 00:24:41,517
you try and take them so and wrap

694
00:24:41,517 --> 00:24:42,790
them up plastic? When you put them in

695
00:24:42,790 --> 00:24:43,824
a sandwich bag and you're like,

696
00:24:45,177 --> 00:24:46,529
so I have a couple of those with

697
00:24:46,529 --> 00:24:48,692
different heats and obviously, a lighter? What Yeah.

698
00:24:48,931 --> 00:24:49,590
And then

699
00:24:49,966 --> 00:24:51,500
it depends on,

700
00:24:52,194 --> 00:24:54,024
I guess how I'm feeling as to which

701
00:24:54,024 --> 00:24:55,536
kind impact toys I have with me, but

702
00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:56,809
my Basics are always

703
00:24:57,207 --> 00:24:59,378
vlogger? Yep. A really nice 1. Is it

704
00:24:59,378 --> 00:24:59,878
long

705
00:25:02,575 --> 00:25:04,732
Making all the sounds. Sexy There we go.

706
00:25:04,892 --> 00:25:05,451
Don't remembering.

707
00:25:06,490 --> 00:25:08,202
Yeah. It's a long. So mine

708
00:25:08,814 --> 00:25:09,846
mine's custom made.

709
00:25:10,719 --> 00:25:12,172
I asked an incredible

710
00:25:12,625 --> 00:25:14,690
logo maker to make it for me. So

711
00:25:14,690 --> 00:25:16,856
it's got... Handles them about this big. It's

712
00:25:16,856 --> 00:25:18,453
a good handle. So it's quite it's quite

713
00:25:18,453 --> 00:25:19,990
big, and then the falls

714
00:25:20,368 --> 00:25:21,885
literally go from my belly button to my

715
00:25:21,885 --> 00:25:22,944
needs. So maybe

716
00:25:23,401 --> 00:25:24,221
it looks like

717
00:25:24,532 --> 00:25:27,096
give me 60 centimeters. Yeah. That's what you

718
00:25:27,151 --> 00:25:29,294
amazon. Yeah. Just realizing that the people in

719
00:25:29,294 --> 00:25:31,913
the podcast can't see our os I stupid.

720
00:25:32,230 --> 00:25:32,468
Yeah.

721
00:25:34,071 --> 00:25:35,580
Anyway... Yeah. But yeah. The handle is probably

722
00:25:35,580 --> 00:25:37,327
about 30 centimeters. So it's yeah it's got

723
00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:39,313
a nice is it's sturdy, like, a really

724
00:25:39,313 --> 00:25:41,616
thin sturdy. It's incredibly well made and the

725
00:25:41,616 --> 00:25:42,331
balance of it.

726
00:25:43,062 --> 00:25:44,974
You know, in, K Bill when they're talking

727
00:25:44,974 --> 00:25:47,124
about making samurai or... Yeah. And you have

728
00:25:47,124 --> 00:25:49,593
a alcohol tang. Yeah. So the weight, the

729
00:25:49,593 --> 00:25:51,345
way that the blade or the falls of...

730
00:25:51,598 --> 00:25:53,582
The vlogger, need to balance out the weight

731
00:25:53,582 --> 00:25:56,120
of the handle. Yeah. So that's exactly what

732
00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:58,555
mine does. It is, like, the most the

733
00:25:58,674 --> 00:26:01,631
cream and delicious 1 2. I've got 3.

734
00:26:02,111 --> 00:26:04,348
Okay. Oh, yeah. Well I just picked that

735
00:26:04,348 --> 00:26:05,866
russian. I've got that 1, and then I've

736
00:26:05,866 --> 00:26:07,799
got 2 finger luggage, which I have loops

737
00:26:07,799 --> 00:26:08,698
on them. They're going.

738
00:26:09,634 --> 00:26:11,550
And they've got the shaving swivel in the

739
00:26:11,550 --> 00:26:13,864
in the head. So you kinda got heaps

740
00:26:13,864 --> 00:26:15,141
more capacity to do their.

741
00:26:16,113 --> 00:26:18,257
Flo kind of thing, and oh my god.

742
00:26:18,495 --> 00:26:21,116
Yeah amazing. Yeah. And then I usually carry

743
00:26:21,116 --> 00:26:23,498
like a paddle. Yeah. Silicon 1 as well

744
00:26:23,498 --> 00:26:24,610
as wooden 1,

745
00:26:25,498 --> 00:26:27,322
couple of, black, little kind of things like

746
00:26:27,322 --> 00:26:30,178
a little spiky wheel and, maybe a cane,

747
00:26:31,130 --> 00:26:32,027
and I have

748
00:26:32,493 --> 00:26:34,081
And this is my favorite toy, I think

749
00:26:34,081 --> 00:26:35,271
is my favorite toy anime anyway. Oh,

750
00:26:36,144 --> 00:26:38,843
an incredibly beautiful vintage ro hide camel,

751
00:26:40,207 --> 00:26:40,445
What?

752
00:26:41,159 --> 00:26:42,428
Thank you for what?

753
00:26:43,301 --> 00:26:45,601
Okay. So in in the olden and Olden

754
00:26:45,601 --> 00:26:46,394
days. Yes.

755
00:26:47,346 --> 00:26:48,813
Take me back in time. They

756
00:26:49,505 --> 00:26:51,333
they used to have, they used to make

757
00:26:51,333 --> 00:26:53,400
these particular mall out of hide.

758
00:26:53,877 --> 00:26:54,115
Okay.

759
00:26:54,830 --> 00:26:55,307
Because, obviously,

760
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,880
metal was a bit harder to get hold

761
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,320
of. Yeah And if you try to make

762
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:00,279
it out of wood it would splinter and

763
00:27:00,279 --> 00:27:01,079
if you try to make it out of

764
00:27:01,079 --> 00:27:03,000
rock, the wood splinter inside the rocks. Yeah.

765
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,008
Yeah. So you get really, really thick high,

766
00:27:05,168 --> 00:27:07,400
a massive 1. Mh. And then you cure

767
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:10,030
it, make it like, incredibly dry, and then

768
00:27:10,030 --> 00:27:12,037
working in heaps and heaps of... Like soft

769
00:27:12,037 --> 00:27:13,552
oils into it just enough so that you

770
00:27:13,552 --> 00:27:15,544
can coil it really, really tight.

771
00:27:16,421 --> 00:27:18,754
Until it becomes about 10 centimeters in diameter,

772
00:27:19,450 --> 00:27:20,814
like So you end up with like, a

773
00:27:20,814 --> 00:27:23,433
big long 10 centimeter worm. Yeah. And then

774
00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:25,814
you cut it off so that you end

775
00:27:25,814 --> 00:27:27,797
up with, like, a 10 centimeter by a

776
00:27:27,797 --> 00:27:29,507
10. A meter kinda chop.

777
00:27:29,884 --> 00:27:31,081
And then you stick a handle in the

778
00:27:31,081 --> 00:27:31,400
middle.

779
00:27:32,118 --> 00:27:34,909
Yeah. Not through the coiled bit, but like

780
00:27:34,909 --> 00:27:36,664
like a t section. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So

781
00:27:36,664 --> 00:27:37,860
then you end up with what looks like

782
00:27:37,860 --> 00:27:38,834
a modern day Mall,

783
00:27:39,313 --> 00:27:41,630
but it's made out of hide. So it's

784
00:27:41,630 --> 00:27:43,787
really, really difficult to find them. I was

785
00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:46,914
gonna say I've never in my, like, 11:12

786
00:27:46,914 --> 00:27:48,828
years I've done this. Ever seen something like.

787
00:27:48,988 --> 00:27:51,540
Let's. Of something like. Usually when you find

788
00:27:51,540 --> 00:27:53,614
them, the hides already expanded because it hasn't

789
00:27:53,614 --> 00:27:55,184
been taken care of. So they're kind of

790
00:27:55,383 --> 00:27:55,542
like,

791
00:27:56,653 --> 00:27:59,512
like un rolled Christmas paper wrappers. Like, Yeah.

792
00:27:59,830 --> 00:28:01,418
Or un rolled toilet paper. Like, it's kind

793
00:28:01,418 --> 00:28:02,291
of gotten all loose, but,

794
00:28:03,419 --> 00:28:05,019
me and my other partner,

795
00:28:06,299 --> 00:28:07,119
we're at

796
00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:10,140
Robertson. We went a little... There's a little

797
00:28:10,140 --> 00:28:11,339
there's a little church down there that you

798
00:28:11,339 --> 00:28:13,750
can stay in until church. Wasn't on the

799
00:28:13,750 --> 00:28:15,182
church. I was gonna be like,

800
00:28:16,694 --> 00:28:19,263
where boy is that converted church worth thank

801
00:28:20,195 --> 00:28:20,250
I

802
00:28:22,198 --> 00:28:24,187
Sorry. But we went to the... Like, there's

803
00:28:24,187 --> 00:28:26,017
a vintage place there as well, like antique.

804
00:28:26,255 --> 00:28:28,580
Yeah. And it's infinite flawless condition and it's

805
00:28:28,580 --> 00:28:30,654
just sitting there. I able to have no

806
00:28:30,654 --> 00:28:32,170
idea what it was for. Well, you can't

807
00:28:32,170 --> 00:28:34,164
use them anymore because our tools like nails,

808
00:28:34,403 --> 00:28:35,919
real nails and stuff like that now. But

809
00:28:35,998 --> 00:28:38,406
I vintage thing to just just chalk away,

810
00:28:38,565 --> 00:28:38,725
like,

811
00:28:39,443 --> 00:28:41,617
the value of that? Oh beautiful.

812
00:28:42,154 --> 00:28:43,270
I love. Have you like, like named it?

813
00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:44,626
Are you 1 of those people that names

814
00:28:44,626 --> 00:28:45,982
your... No. I don't name all the things.

815
00:28:46,381 --> 00:28:48,858
Okay. But I haven't named that. Okay. If

816
00:28:48,938 --> 00:28:50,526
I did, maybe I'd call it Mil because,

817
00:28:50,605 --> 00:28:52,272
you know, I feel like Sore when I've

818
00:28:52,272 --> 00:28:52,510
got it.

819
00:28:53,304 --> 00:28:55,686
I mean, that's fair. Far out, But it's...

820
00:28:56,019 --> 00:28:57,765
So in terms of timing a picture of

821
00:28:57,765 --> 00:29:00,305
I. 1 is like an impact toy. Yeah.

822
00:29:00,622 --> 00:29:01,654
I really like carrying it around because it's

823
00:29:01,654 --> 00:29:02,845
not too big, and it's not too heavy.

824
00:29:03,083 --> 00:29:04,591
Yeah. And a lot of people really like...

825
00:29:04,924 --> 00:29:07,883
T impact. Yeah. I like t. Like, I'm

826
00:29:08,256 --> 00:29:09,605
which is why I was was so interested

827
00:29:09,605 --> 00:29:11,826
about the spit slap thing because I really

828
00:29:11,826 --> 00:29:13,230
like the bun like

829
00:29:13,589 --> 00:29:15,504
I... Because I have a high pain tolerance

830
00:29:15,504 --> 00:29:17,101
again, which is how we dissipate the shoulder,

831
00:29:17,180 --> 00:29:18,377
and I didn't do anything about it.

832
00:29:19,335 --> 00:29:20,932
So I just, like, I love a bit

833
00:29:20,932 --> 00:29:21,511
of it

834
00:29:22,063 --> 00:29:24,049
Yeah. So it's like... That sounds Yeah. Awesome.

835
00:29:24,208 --> 00:29:26,274
And it's also in terms of using it

836
00:29:26,274 --> 00:29:27,863
as a tool. Lame of vlogger, you have

837
00:29:27,863 --> 00:29:29,862
to be sort of back. Yeah. To get

838
00:29:29,862 --> 00:29:31,686
more space in in in the place so

839
00:29:31,686 --> 00:29:33,193
you can swing it. Yeah. Again, You have

840
00:29:33,193 --> 00:29:34,700
to move away as well. Paddle you can

841
00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:36,365
be closer but something like the hammer.

842
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:38,204
Yeah It kinda fucks with your head a

843
00:29:38,204 --> 00:29:40,584
little bit because it looks kinda terrifying. Yeah.

844
00:29:40,742 --> 00:29:42,487
Yeah Yeah. But you can be so close

845
00:29:42,487 --> 00:29:43,994
and intimate when you use it because you

846
00:29:43,994 --> 00:29:45,598
don't have to swing it back. Very fun.

847
00:29:45,917 --> 00:29:49,507
No. To create that delicious deep t. Yeah.

848
00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:51,022
And it and it's... So it's it's a

849
00:29:51,022 --> 00:29:53,574
really fun and amazing little thing that I

850
00:29:53,574 --> 00:29:54,314
love using.

851
00:29:55,504 --> 00:29:57,020
That's good Go back.

852
00:29:57,898 --> 00:29:59,095
Just a good go fast. Just a couple

853
00:29:59,095 --> 00:30:01,590
of things to cause some delicious pens. Yeah.

854
00:30:02,447 --> 00:30:04,372
I feel like I need like, since moving

855
00:30:04,372 --> 00:30:06,830
house, like, I've gone through and found a

856
00:30:06,830 --> 00:30:08,575
box full of just goodies that I forgot

857
00:30:08,575 --> 00:30:11,296
about, because I'd pat them all away. And

858
00:30:11,605 --> 00:30:13,525
you know when you just rotate the same

859
00:30:13,525 --> 00:30:15,765
stuff you'll have some amazing things you've forgotten

860
00:30:15,765 --> 00:30:17,785
about. Oh. I have 45

861
00:30:18,005 --> 00:30:18,904
different vi

862
00:30:19,285 --> 00:30:21,691
Okay That Stop. I was just like, I

863
00:30:21,691 --> 00:30:22,726
looked at some of them and I was,

864
00:30:22,806 --> 00:30:24,797
like, when did I ever get this? That

865
00:30:24,797 --> 00:30:26,868
shouldn't surprise me, but it kind of does

866
00:30:26,868 --> 00:30:28,381
45 is an... That's more than 1 of

867
00:30:28,381 --> 00:30:30,071
my mess. More than for 1. But it's

868
00:30:30,071 --> 00:30:31,189
all back when I used to work for

869
00:30:31,269 --> 00:30:33,503
Honey. So I have all the money for

870
00:30:33,503 --> 00:30:34,940
dead toys and I had a head of

871
00:30:34,940 --> 00:30:36,456
their range. And then when I got into,

872
00:30:36,616 --> 00:30:39,109
like, butt play stuff. Like, I'm really into

873
00:30:39,109 --> 00:30:40,869
butt plugs. Mh. So then I found a

874
00:30:40,869 --> 00:30:42,710
whole bunch of vibrating butt plugs, and then

875
00:30:42,789 --> 00:30:45,109
I've got like, 12 of those. So... Yeah.

876
00:30:45,269 --> 00:30:46,962
Yeah. And they all had, like, modules jewel

877
00:30:46,962 --> 00:30:48,817
some my different colors, some

878
00:30:49,432 --> 00:30:51,446
connect to your phone. So sometimes if I'm

879
00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:53,018
away for work or something I used to,

880
00:30:53,097 --> 00:30:54,784
like, have it we Jamie. And he be

881
00:30:54,784 --> 00:30:56,852
able, like, play on the phone. And everyone's

882
00:30:56,852 --> 00:30:58,443
like, oh, that's so cute. You have 1

883
00:30:58,443 --> 00:31:00,511
of those, like, things inside your vagina, and

884
00:31:00,511 --> 00:31:02,679
I was, in my ass. Like. It's not

885
00:31:02,679 --> 00:31:04,194
a my vagina. I I have I leveled

886
00:31:04,194 --> 00:31:05,550
up guys. I've graduated. Yes.

887
00:31:06,268 --> 00:31:07,305
It's a nice screen when you may mass

888
00:31:07,305 --> 00:31:07,544
ass.

889
00:31:08,581 --> 00:31:10,676
But I I just... I find it so

890
00:31:11,149 --> 00:31:12,904
fun and, like... Because people can get a

891
00:31:12,904 --> 00:31:15,138
bit wary of that area and a bit

892
00:31:15,138 --> 00:31:15,298
like,

893
00:31:16,256 --> 00:31:16,734
cautious.

894
00:31:17,293 --> 00:31:19,302
And I think if you start it playing

895
00:31:19,302 --> 00:31:20,735
with it yourself or at least.

896
00:31:21,850 --> 00:31:24,080
Yeah. It's your. Then it makes you give

897
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,788
more. Yep. Understanding on how to, like, really

898
00:31:26,788 --> 00:31:28,397
go through for it. Because I'm like, I'm

899
00:31:28,397 --> 00:31:30,472
not a massive fan of like anal, but

900
00:31:30,552 --> 00:31:33,184
I love anal play. Like, I I don't

901
00:31:33,184 --> 00:31:34,301
need to dick in my ass all the

902
00:31:34,301 --> 00:31:36,733
time, but because I'm happy with, like, toys

903
00:31:36,793 --> 00:31:39,610
fucking sexy just to have the sensations and

904
00:31:39,670 --> 00:31:41,289
elaine. I'm in that space. Massive.

905
00:31:41,827 --> 00:31:44,385
Love. I love. I mean? Like that's a

906
00:31:44,385 --> 00:31:45,836
really good. Thing. Yeah. Yeah.

907
00:31:46,554 --> 00:31:47,670
I don't even know how we got from

908
00:31:47,670 --> 00:31:49,265
massage to this. Your go bag.

909
00:31:49,903 --> 00:31:51,657
Oh, go back. Well, your... I was gonna

910
00:31:51,657 --> 00:31:53,730
say I was, like, during a massage though,

911
00:31:54,224 --> 00:31:56,003
I normally always have.

912
00:31:56,382 --> 00:31:58,699
That would be. Yeah. Okay. We've gotta get

913
00:31:58,699 --> 00:32:01,335
you like. What about like far y came

914
00:32:01,335 --> 00:32:03,430
and was like, peru. And when that's a

915
00:32:03,430 --> 00:32:05,509
massage. No offense stole the 5 years out

916
00:32:05,509 --> 00:32:07,029
there, but that's not my flavor of vlad.

917
00:32:07,430 --> 00:32:07,509
Okay.

918
00:32:08,869 --> 00:32:09,509
Viking came.

919
00:32:10,244 --> 00:32:11,760
And he was like as long as he's

920
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,434
the kind of viking that eats, like every

921
00:32:13,434 --> 00:32:14,950
fucking thing that there is. I still rest.

922
00:32:15,109 --> 00:32:16,705
He eats the bacon. Yeah. Like, I wanted

923
00:32:16,864 --> 00:32:19,337
I want a dad. Because, you know, I

924
00:32:19,337 --> 00:32:21,424
like dad. And then like, I need to

925
00:32:21,424 --> 00:32:23,098
hold on to. And I need, like, a

926
00:32:23,098 --> 00:32:24,532
little bit of... This a little bit of

927
00:32:24,532 --> 00:32:26,365
strength behind that as well because, yeah. You

928
00:32:26,365 --> 00:32:28,211
want a bit of the pretty possible Yeah.

929
00:32:28,449 --> 00:32:30,117
I like hair. And I like look eyes

930
00:32:30,117 --> 00:32:31,944
of hair it maybe holding up. But I

931
00:32:31,944 --> 00:32:34,509
can be pretty strong for a girl. So

932
00:32:34,645 --> 00:32:36,949
I watch the carrier chip, which is like,

933
00:32:37,028 --> 00:32:38,477
a heavy before I can leather the chair,

934
00:32:38,876 --> 00:32:40,550
which I have to carry with, like, Jamie

935
00:32:40,630 --> 00:32:41,986
Lawrence, I both have to like, lift it

936
00:32:41,986 --> 00:32:42,704
up, and you were just like,

937
00:32:43,422 --> 00:32:45,894
yeah. Pretty much. Yeah. So, like I guess

938
00:32:45,894 --> 00:32:47,352
if we were gonna do, like

939
00:32:47,743 --> 00:32:49,727
like a dream scenario. Yeah.

940
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,299
Yeah. Like something someone backing us through the.

941
00:32:53,695 --> 00:32:54,727
Do you ever have like,

942
00:32:55,298 --> 00:32:57,685
when... So I got asked this question actually

943
00:32:57,764 --> 00:32:58,878
While I at the club. Mh.

944
00:32:59,514 --> 00:33:00,946
Because was talking about Porn Hub and I

945
00:33:00,946 --> 00:33:02,873
was like I really use... Porn have that

946
00:33:02,873 --> 00:33:05,291
often, all like porn sites to watch

947
00:33:05,829 --> 00:33:07,587
to get myself off. I just go into

948
00:33:07,587 --> 00:33:09,757
my fucking fantasy line in my head, And

949
00:33:09,757 --> 00:33:11,749
suddenly, I'm, like, drifted off and I'm, like,

950
00:33:11,988 --> 00:33:13,661
I'm getting fucked up against the wall and

951
00:33:13,741 --> 00:33:15,356
I'm over here with my toy. Like it's

952
00:33:15,414 --> 00:33:17,419
in my brain just floats off. I can

953
00:33:17,419 --> 00:33:19,327
do it myself. Yeah. Or if I'm if

954
00:33:19,407 --> 00:33:21,156
I'm like, god. Too lazy to think. I

955
00:33:21,156 --> 00:33:22,587
will go a book or a story.

956
00:33:23,223 --> 00:33:25,211
I love a good erotic novel. I think

957
00:33:25,211 --> 00:33:27,695
it's a blank thing. Yeah. Girls be like.

958
00:33:27,855 --> 00:33:29,690
I... Actually, I had this conversation the other

959
00:33:29,690 --> 00:33:30,828
day. So

960
00:33:31,285 --> 00:33:33,200
I mean, obviously, most porn shot from a

961
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:34,813
guys. Point of view because Only a guy

962
00:33:34,813 --> 00:33:37,290
can actually really see what's going on.

963
00:33:38,009 --> 00:33:40,267
Unless we're... Yeah It's really less we're super

964
00:33:40,326 --> 00:33:41,226
super flexible

965
00:33:41,845 --> 00:33:44,160
point there you actually can't see what's happening

966
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,223
in doggy or in so many other position.

967
00:33:46,461 --> 00:33:48,127
When I look back on Doug, hurts my

968
00:33:48,127 --> 00:33:49,569
neck and then they're like, oh. So it's

969
00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:51,788
our minds that have to be engaged with

970
00:33:51,788 --> 00:33:54,641
the sensations and how it feels and all

971
00:33:54,641 --> 00:33:56,719
of that kind of thing. That's true So

972
00:33:56,719 --> 00:33:59,111
it totally makes more sense that as women

973
00:33:59,111 --> 00:33:59,611
then

974
00:34:00,148 --> 00:34:02,222
generally speaking, Mh reading,

975
00:34:02,860 --> 00:34:06,424
porn or listening to soundtrack porn, audio books

976
00:34:06,544 --> 00:34:08,292
on would be more likely to get us

977
00:34:08,292 --> 00:34:11,152
off because just the visual stimulation. It's something

978
00:34:11,152 --> 00:34:12,821
that we don't actually always see. Yeah. That's

979
00:34:12,821 --> 00:34:14,268
true. And I don't do a lot abuse

980
00:34:14,268 --> 00:34:16,661
to me. No and I'm not particularly, like

981
00:34:16,661 --> 00:34:18,336
fond of just point of viewpoint. And I'm

982
00:34:18,336 --> 00:34:20,250
like, god, how do you guys find this

983
00:34:20,250 --> 00:34:20,750
sexy.

984
00:34:21,207 --> 00:34:23,042
Look, I don't mind. I I have a

985
00:34:23,042 --> 00:34:23,542
very

986
00:34:24,175 --> 00:34:24,675
very

987
00:34:25,214 --> 00:34:27,694
nice love Riley reid and watching her soccer,

988
00:34:27,855 --> 00:34:30,014
but she has those eye watching a girl

989
00:34:30,014 --> 00:34:32,014
soccer. I always think Like,

990
00:34:32,989 --> 00:34:34,027
But then I'm like, I didn't have a

991
00:34:34,027 --> 00:34:35,224
dick, so I'm like I don't know how

992
00:34:35,224 --> 00:34:36,820
feels. But then I kind of then go

993
00:34:36,820 --> 00:34:38,496
into my fantasy land of, like, picturing her

994
00:34:38,496 --> 00:34:39,135
going down to me.

995
00:34:39,853 --> 00:34:41,290
I have to tell you a ridiculous story.

996
00:34:41,782 --> 00:34:44,083
Tell me, so Daddy got, Daddy got a

997
00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:44,877
brand new phone

998
00:34:45,432 --> 00:34:46,385
years and years ago it was oh, okay.

999
00:34:46,544 --> 00:34:48,210
The very first time that they,

1000
00:34:48,845 --> 00:34:49,321
enabled...

1001
00:34:50,036 --> 00:34:50,170
Okay

1002
00:34:51,246 --> 00:34:54,517
virtual reality on your telephone. Yep. You're on

1003
00:34:54,517 --> 00:34:56,512
your smartphone. And so with the smartphone and

1004
00:34:56,512 --> 00:34:58,043
he also got a set of Goggles. Of

1005
00:34:58,043 --> 00:34:59,797
course that you then slot the phone into

1006
00:34:59,797 --> 00:35:01,711
and you can do the virtual reality. Yeah.

1007
00:35:02,270 --> 00:35:04,264
And I had had a very stressful day

1008
00:35:04,264 --> 00:35:05,540
at the job that I used to work

1009
00:35:05,540 --> 00:35:07,865
out. Yes. He just received his new was

1010
00:35:07,865 --> 00:35:10,006
incredibly excited about the whole thing, and I

1011
00:35:10,006 --> 00:35:12,544
got home. And he basically dragged my bag

1012
00:35:12,544 --> 00:35:14,209
off me and sat me down on the

1013
00:35:14,209 --> 00:35:16,289
bed and was, like, phone bobby, you have

1014
00:35:16,289 --> 00:35:17,085
to check this out.

1015
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:21,223
Gem a virtual reality headset onto my head.

1016
00:35:21,461 --> 00:35:22,496
And when I look down.

1017
00:35:23,147 --> 00:35:25,950
There were 6 beautiful women sucking my non.

1018
00:35:27,197 --> 00:35:29,342
While he tried to remove my pants and

1019
00:35:29,342 --> 00:35:31,065
go down on me and I got so

1020
00:35:31,184 --> 00:35:32,324
fucking confused

1021
00:35:32,862 --> 00:35:34,940
because a, I don't have a dick. B

1022
00:35:34,940 --> 00:35:36,239
it was incredibly

1023
00:35:36,618 --> 00:35:37,118
realistic.

1024
00:35:37,577 --> 00:35:39,575
I swear that they were actually there.

1025
00:35:40,150 --> 00:35:42,550
And see I hadn't even breathed yet from

1026
00:35:42,550 --> 00:35:43,690
coming home from.

1027
00:35:45,110 --> 00:35:46,949
Oh my god. I mean, props for like,

1028
00:35:47,110 --> 00:35:47,610
then

1029
00:35:47,923 --> 00:35:49,672
trying to, like, sort it out and, like,

1030
00:35:49,831 --> 00:35:51,421
fuck with your head. Like, that's a nice

1031
00:35:51,421 --> 00:35:52,931
fuck around. It was pretty... It was it

1032
00:35:52,931 --> 00:35:55,157
was pretty fun, But it's the closest I

1033
00:35:55,157 --> 00:35:56,985
think I've ever come to having to do.

1034
00:35:57,318 --> 00:36:00,199
Having that point of view looking at the

1035
00:36:00,414 --> 00:36:02,239
because it's the time when you get somebody

1036
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:04,621
to suck your strap on. Because I'm like.

1037
00:36:04,859 --> 00:36:07,257
I can't feel that It's it's sexy fuck

1038
00:36:07,257 --> 00:36:09,665
there. You still get the mickey eyes. Yeah.

1039
00:36:11,232 --> 00:36:11,732
Please.

1040
00:36:12,345 --> 00:36:14,515
What it that like golden cocktail tea. Cocktail.

1041
00:36:15,859 --> 00:36:18,160
Have you ever, like, you're like gag you

1042
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,302
almost choke, but then everything just comes up?

1043
00:36:20,541 --> 00:36:22,128
Yep. And know I'm like, I'm just gonna

1044
00:36:22,128 --> 00:36:23,874
go. Yep. That's it

1045
00:36:24,604 --> 00:36:27,314
Yeah. And Like the string, and you back

1046
00:36:27,314 --> 00:36:28,829
and you're like, Mh. You're welcome.

1047
00:36:29,307 --> 00:36:31,380
Yeah. I when I give low jobs now.

1048
00:36:31,539 --> 00:36:32,575
It's like, my mouth.

1049
00:36:33,148 --> 00:36:35,858
Automatically saliva. And it just... Mind too. But

1050
00:36:35,858 --> 00:36:37,690
it's also a protection mechanism for those of

1051
00:36:37,690 --> 00:36:38,647
us that deep through

1052
00:36:39,204 --> 00:36:40,240
like, more often,

1053
00:36:40,734 --> 00:36:42,914
okay. Your your body didn't know your body

1054
00:36:42,974 --> 00:36:44,174
actually be like, oh my god. She's got

1055
00:36:44,174 --> 00:36:46,974
dick mouth. Fucking makes spit, makes spit. It'll

1056
00:36:46,974 --> 00:36:49,135
help. It literally helps protect. That is Right.

1057
00:36:49,788 --> 00:36:51,297
Every time, like I go to go down

1058
00:36:51,297 --> 00:36:53,601
on a guy. Instantly, It just... It's like

1059
00:36:53,681 --> 00:36:55,190
I couldn't even, like, talking about it. My

1060
00:36:55,190 --> 00:36:57,033
brain's already gone into, like, more sort live

1061
00:36:57,033 --> 00:36:59,659
and saliva. We've accidentally trained ourselves into a

1062
00:36:59,659 --> 00:37:00,717
prob cock.

1063
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:06,045
Oh my god. Live Jesus. I guess I

1064
00:37:06,045 --> 00:37:07,082
will I will as welcome.

1065
00:37:08,198 --> 00:37:10,591
Well, it's this explains why my blow is

1066
00:37:10,591 --> 00:37:13,165
so sloppy. Yeah. Like, I always was straight

1067
00:37:13,383 --> 00:37:15,472
instantly being, like, I k Cool. We need

1068
00:37:15,472 --> 00:37:17,864
to lu this. Yes. Because we've been through

1069
00:37:17,864 --> 00:37:19,460
this before, and it hasn't been as lubricant,

1070
00:37:19,619 --> 00:37:21,773
and we have suffered the consequences, and and

1071
00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:23,129
we're gonna be smarter than this this time.

1072
00:37:23,288 --> 00:37:24,006
Let's get you.

1073
00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:26,497
I. This. This makes. Oh, my god, I'm

1074
00:37:26,497 --> 00:37:28,735
gonna go home telling you this. Tell a

1075
00:37:28,735 --> 00:37:29,934
story. If be like babe. Give me Dick.

1076
00:37:30,173 --> 00:37:31,952
I'm gonna show you something. Look

1077
00:37:35,625 --> 00:37:37,704
This is my old wet mouth noises is.

1078
00:37:39,224 --> 00:37:41,244
Oh my god. This is why Girls rock

1079
00:37:41,639 --> 00:37:43,793
cups. Oh, yeah. For those who never heard

1080
00:37:44,271 --> 00:37:46,345
uncensored girls. So you are also welcome.

1081
00:37:47,462 --> 00:37:49,695
Oh my god. See... The week came un

1082
00:37:49,695 --> 00:37:51,391
scripted with no fucking

1083
00:37:52,264 --> 00:37:53,704
motivation of what we meant to redo. I

1084
00:37:53,704 --> 00:37:55,224
get the feeling the lawrence is going to

1085
00:37:55,224 --> 00:37:57,065
redo an intro for us. I have a

1086
00:37:57,065 --> 00:37:59,464
feeling he's going too. Because I think we

1087
00:37:59,464 --> 00:38:01,552
missed something. I definitely feel... Like I feel

1088
00:38:01,552 --> 00:38:03,064
like we talk about the club being around

1089
00:38:03,064 --> 00:38:05,052
for like, 10 years or something or.

1090
00:38:05,927 --> 00:38:08,012
There's like a tag. I feel like because.

1091
00:38:08,172 --> 00:38:11,143
It's Australia's sexy swinging gloves. Yeah. Something.

1092
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:14,469
Always... Yeah. God. Look, Lawrence When you listen

1093
00:38:14,469 --> 00:38:16,554
to this. I'm really sorry. Like He only

1094
00:38:16,554 --> 00:38:18,778
does. Steve said some great things. Man mean,

1095
00:38:18,937 --> 00:38:20,470
for the that he has to do the

1096
00:38:20,605 --> 00:38:22,511
for us. Yeah. Yeah. But he can he

1097
00:38:22,511 --> 00:38:23,623
can do That can be involved.

1098
00:38:24,274 --> 00:38:26,024
Yeah. He can be, like, you know, for

1099
00:38:26,024 --> 00:38:27,456
those of you, he can he can read

1100
00:38:27,456 --> 00:38:29,445
the right act that I read. He can

1101
00:38:29,445 --> 00:38:30,400
cut my right act down.

1102
00:38:31,355 --> 00:38:32,888
Yeah was like if you're at work, turn

1103
00:38:32,888 --> 00:38:33,367
it off now.

1104
00:38:34,086 --> 00:38:35,925
This is not a listen at work situation

1105
00:38:36,164 --> 00:38:38,162
Is not okay. This is not safe for

1106
00:38:38,162 --> 00:38:40,320
work. Actually, it could be if you're haven't

1107
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:41,691
really fucking a bad day and your boss

1108
00:38:41,691 --> 00:38:44,084
is riding your ass, come listen to this

1109
00:38:44,084 --> 00:38:45,360
because we'll teach you how to ride your

1110
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:47,753
ass properly. Yeah. Or at least encourage you

1111
00:38:47,753 --> 00:38:49,427
to explore your own bike because like, oh,

1112
00:38:49,587 --> 00:38:51,755
hundred percent. I have, like, 50 the amount

1113
00:38:51,755 --> 00:38:53,191
of, like, I actually was looking for a

1114
00:38:53,191 --> 00:38:54,786
butt plug last night because I broke more

1115
00:38:54,786 --> 00:38:56,860
mine. Okay. I didn't break into my ass

1116
00:38:56,860 --> 00:38:59,173
just so everyone's aware, but I did break

1117
00:38:59,173 --> 00:39:00,783
it. I love that that was definitely my

1118
00:39:00,783 --> 00:39:02,219
next question. I was like, really?

1119
00:39:02,777 --> 00:39:04,532
I... So I had it in my butt

1120
00:39:04,532 --> 00:39:06,127
and we were having sex. So Jamie and

1121
00:39:06,207 --> 00:39:07,882
I having sex last night. And we're on

1122
00:39:07,882 --> 00:39:10,608
the kitchen floor And I was like, 0II

1123
00:39:10,608 --> 00:39:12,280
can't because it it'll ride on the floor.

1124
00:39:12,679 --> 00:39:14,351
Oh, just by the position I was in,

1125
00:39:14,431 --> 00:39:16,342
so I I took it out and, like,

1126
00:39:16,501 --> 00:39:18,731
you know, maybe me very fucking on delicate.

1127
00:39:19,383 --> 00:39:21,536
Through it across the floor, and it's a

1128
00:39:21,536 --> 00:39:23,849
ceramic roads on the end of it on

1129
00:39:23,849 --> 00:39:25,764
it shattered. And the roads just popped off.

1130
00:39:25,923 --> 00:39:26,960
Like, I can just pull it back on.

1131
00:39:27,119 --> 00:39:28,635
It's fine. Yeah. But it was just, like,

1132
00:39:28,889 --> 00:39:30,887
you know, And I was like, small. But,

1133
00:39:30,967 --> 00:39:31,926
you know, I was in the middle of,

1134
00:39:32,006 --> 00:39:32,906
like, getting fucking

1135
00:39:34,324 --> 00:39:35,922
pound. So I was, like, I was trying

1136
00:39:35,922 --> 00:39:38,320
to, like, Already safely not scraped the floor

1137
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:41,034
with my but? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I...

1138
00:39:41,273 --> 00:39:42,859
You house all? Can you have... You don't

1139
00:39:42,859 --> 00:39:44,604
wanna... We've decided we're not having sex in

1140
00:39:44,604 --> 00:39:46,532
now been until we've had sex on every

1141
00:39:46,825 --> 00:39:49,480
but like, island or table or couch or

1142
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:50,199
something in our house.

1143
00:39:51,079 --> 00:39:53,159
So so far, we've done the couch, the

1144
00:39:53,159 --> 00:39:53,659
carpet,

1145
00:39:54,694 --> 00:39:57,174
the kitchen floor and the kitchen cabinet. That's

1146
00:39:57,174 --> 00:39:58,934
pretty good. So I like. We haven't we

1147
00:39:58,934 --> 00:40:01,174
have left bedroom yet. I think I've had

1148
00:40:01,255 --> 00:40:02,349
I think I've had sex in every room

1149
00:40:02,389 --> 00:40:04,384
my house and also the driveway in the

1150
00:40:04,384 --> 00:40:04,783
backyard.

1151
00:40:05,422 --> 00:40:07,735
But oh, I didn't think of dry on

1152
00:40:07,735 --> 00:40:09,651
a. I share a garage. That's probably not

1153
00:40:09,651 --> 00:40:11,176
a perk for my Well, why fuck it

1154
00:40:11,176 --> 00:40:13,400
is. My... I like we've got some really

1155
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,180
close proximity neighbors. And if you're just very,

1156
00:40:16,259 --> 00:40:19,293
very, very quiet then you can intend it

1157
00:40:19,293 --> 00:40:21,858
didn't happen. I've tried. Got to be quiet.

1158
00:40:22,311 --> 00:40:23,185
I've tried.

1159
00:40:23,662 --> 00:40:26,059
Like, I'm quiet for the first cup. Orgasm,

1160
00:40:26,218 --> 00:40:27,250
and then it turns into, like,

1161
00:40:28,281 --> 00:40:28,757
Like, I...

1162
00:40:29,947 --> 00:40:31,057
I mean if if you're being quiet for

1163
00:40:31,057 --> 00:40:33,693
a particular reason sure. But otherwise, I really

1164
00:40:33,693 --> 00:40:35,840
like noise. I really like noise from guys

1165
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:38,941
as well. Like guess It's Responding to, like,

1166
00:40:39,338 --> 00:40:41,168
what you're doing, which I really like to.

1167
00:40:41,327 --> 00:40:43,487
Yeah. Yeah. I love the grown in the

1168
00:40:43,487 --> 00:40:45,869
month like months and my runs. It is

1169
00:40:45,869 --> 00:40:47,775
good 1. You know, which.

1170
00:40:48,251 --> 00:40:49,681
Which go the Tv show.

1171
00:40:50,729 --> 00:40:53,686
That art he does that thing. When when

1172
00:40:53,686 --> 00:40:55,924
when someone, like, the internal grunt. Oh my

1173
00:40:55,924 --> 00:40:57,522
god. That no. Do you like. Oh, I

1174
00:40:57,522 --> 00:40:59,360
like on a guy, like, when they come,

1175
00:40:59,600 --> 00:40:59,840
they're, like,

1176
00:41:01,134 --> 00:41:02,492
And you're like this and you can care.

1177
00:41:02,891 --> 00:41:05,288
Like, yes. And it's like, oh, yes. I

1178
00:41:05,288 --> 00:41:07,366
want you to be able to. Yay. Daddy

1179
00:41:07,366 --> 00:41:09,940
rose like a lion. Does he. Mh. Jamie

1180
00:41:09,940 --> 00:41:11,940
has the eye back thing, and so I

1181
00:41:11,940 --> 00:41:13,139
always look up for stressful before he comes.

1182
00:41:13,300 --> 00:41:15,059
I'm like, oh, what is it? What it?

1183
00:41:15,219 --> 00:41:16,420
When I see it? There's always like something.

1184
00:41:16,659 --> 00:41:18,272
Trouble will hold on to your fucking hips

1185
00:41:18,272 --> 00:41:19,468
for dear life and just be like,

1186
00:41:20,346 --> 00:41:21,941
and I'm like, look, that's what.

1187
00:41:22,898 --> 00:41:25,211
Get daddy. Whoa. Kinda looks like the lion

1188
00:41:25,211 --> 00:41:26,008
too old cinnamon.

1189
00:41:26,806 --> 00:41:28,657
But Yeah. A little cinnamon in sugar and

1190
00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:30,014
I little when My over to wine.

1191
00:41:31,051 --> 00:41:31,450
Wow.

1192
00:41:32,169 --> 00:41:34,404
Oh my god. Yeah. No. I... I like

1193
00:41:34,404 --> 00:41:36,973
noises. I find, and especially like, when you're

1194
00:41:36,973 --> 00:41:38,569
playing with a goal as well, like, having

1195
00:41:38,569 --> 00:41:40,884
goals responding with noise. Oh, then I know

1196
00:41:40,884 --> 00:41:42,241
what I'm doing the right thing. It's not

1197
00:41:42,241 --> 00:41:44,236
like I'm just finger banging you because every

1198
00:41:44,236 --> 00:41:44,875
girl's is different.

1199
00:41:45,448 --> 00:41:47,841
Every bit We know the fucking difference between

1200
00:41:47,841 --> 00:41:47,921
it.

1201
00:41:49,277 --> 00:41:52,786
And oh. 0, yeah. Oh like know takes

1202
00:41:52,786 --> 00:41:54,164
sides shaking their lenses,

1203
00:41:54,621 --> 00:41:56,306
and the physical stuff that comes along with

1204
00:41:56,306 --> 00:41:57,737
it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1205
00:41:58,690 --> 00:42:00,780
We know. Thankful for. Yeah. Thankfully.

1206
00:42:01,154 --> 00:42:01,552
Wow.

1207
00:42:02,028 --> 00:42:04,032
I physical That they were the owner 2

1208
00:42:04,032 --> 00:42:05,702
sorry. It's all the other ones weren't appropriate

1209
00:42:05,702 --> 00:42:07,611
and not necessary because it was some a

1210
00:42:07,611 --> 00:42:08,963
few single guys asking me how to get

1211
00:42:08,963 --> 00:42:09,361
single.

1212
00:42:09,775 --> 00:42:12,815
Tickets. Oh, Yeah. Write a great application That's

1213
00:42:12,815 --> 00:42:13,375
all you need.

1214
00:42:15,775 --> 00:42:17,474
But I feel like there's an out

1215
00:42:17,947 --> 00:42:19,619
take that we do and we have to

1216
00:42:19,619 --> 00:42:21,131
talk about something about how to get in

1217
00:42:21,131 --> 00:42:22,882
contact with us. No.

1218
00:42:24,236 --> 00:42:24,713
Guys.

1219
00:42:25,845 --> 00:42:27,125
Somebody else should do this job.

1220
00:42:27,845 --> 00:42:28,345
But

1221
00:42:28,885 --> 00:42:30,885
I'm going to attempt it. So if you

1222
00:42:30,885 --> 00:42:32,244
wanna get in contact with us and tell

1223
00:42:32,244 --> 00:42:34,420
us how amazing we were, and the fact

1224
00:42:34,420 --> 00:42:36,200
that you want us back regularly,

1225
00:42:37,539 --> 00:42:39,700
and we will do another girl set. Actually,

1226
00:42:39,780 --> 00:42:40,992
we should do a proper a girl ses.

1227
00:42:41,151 --> 00:42:42,661
And have all the goals of Always sets.

1228
00:42:42,820 --> 00:42:44,252
Yeah. So a bunch of the girls that

1229
00:42:44,252 --> 00:42:46,240
come in That be amazing. After Club v

1230
00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:48,307
as well. Should all attend Club v and

1231
00:42:48,307 --> 00:42:50,160
then the or have a goals of Os

1232
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:51,519
assess. I mean, that would be really fun.

1233
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:54,000
It would. Club always be favorite it as

1234
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,840
well. It's where I had the best orgasm,

1235
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:57,760
with goals. And at the club.

1236
00:42:58,733 --> 00:43:00,190
Guys are great, but

1237
00:43:00,567 --> 00:43:01,923
y'all just not how to know. I can

1238
00:43:01,923 --> 00:43:04,257
get there. Anyway. It's a knowledge thing

1239
00:43:04,635 --> 00:43:06,789
transparent knowledge. So if you once you come

1240
00:43:06,789 --> 00:43:09,039
and contact us, you can contact the beautiful

1241
00:43:09,039 --> 00:43:10,880
proof because she'll answer your emails. I will.

1242
00:43:11,519 --> 00:43:13,680
Info secret spot dot com dot au u,

1243
00:43:14,079 --> 00:43:15,380
or you can

1244
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:21,605
phone or text us. Mh. We'll on 0478131769.

1245
00:43:21,924 --> 00:43:22,243
Genius.

1246
00:43:23,839 --> 00:43:25,355
You might have be locking it me to

1247
00:43:25,355 --> 00:43:26,882
pick up the phone, and I will not

1248
00:43:26,882 --> 00:43:28,712
know the answer for you. And then you

1249
00:43:28,712 --> 00:43:30,780
can also get jess on any of our

1250
00:43:30,780 --> 00:43:34,414
socials. Yes. So head to insta at the

1251
00:43:34,693 --> 00:43:37,001
I'll see I'll take spot 1. It is.

1252
00:43:37,161 --> 00:43:38,911
Yeah. We made it easy for you. We

1253
00:43:38,911 --> 00:43:40,025
did. We really did.

1254
00:43:40,662 --> 00:43:42,989
But, yeah, Get in touch and Telemedicine Filth,

1255
00:43:43,148 --> 00:43:43,548
and

1256
00:43:44,027 --> 00:43:45,385
and tell us that you loved us. Yeah.

1257
00:43:45,625 --> 00:43:47,303
Let Lawrence know that the girl take was

1258
00:43:47,303 --> 00:43:48,362
highly successful

1259
00:43:49,061 --> 00:43:50,992
and wasn't at all not from brett?

1260
00:43:52,661 --> 00:43:55,206
I was very, very thoughtful. It was. And

1261
00:43:55,364 --> 00:43:57,273
I think we should probably say a really

1262
00:43:57,273 --> 00:43:58,306
special thank you to Sally.

1263
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:01,353
Oh, my god. Your story. I... I'm actually

1264
00:44:01,353 --> 00:44:03,269
gonna to read the story when I get

1265
00:44:03,269 --> 00:44:05,345
home to Jamie be like, Tommy me you

1266
00:44:05,345 --> 00:44:07,021
didn't read this from a novel. Like, yeah.

1267
00:44:07,261 --> 00:44:07,740
I she...

1268
00:44:08,393 --> 00:44:09,748
She's done a few of these for us

1269
00:44:09,748 --> 00:44:12,459
before and fuck me they're amazing. I think...

1270
00:44:13,017 --> 00:44:14,453
I mean, I know I already wax lyric,

1271
00:44:14,612 --> 00:44:16,446
but it also does this thing where, like,

1272
00:44:17,099 --> 00:44:18,536
we see the club when we work in

1273
00:44:18,536 --> 00:44:20,531
it in such a different way. Hundred percent.

1274
00:44:20,691 --> 00:44:22,926
Like, we don't see the adventure that that

1275
00:44:22,926 --> 00:44:24,842
someone's mind go through as they kind of

1276
00:44:24,842 --> 00:44:27,433
enter the club and I actually loved

1277
00:44:28,530 --> 00:44:30,927
despite all the glorious filth. I just loved

1278
00:44:30,927 --> 00:44:32,445
the the bit at the start where she's

1279
00:44:32,445 --> 00:44:34,614
kinda talking about. The mental preparation. Yeah, like,

1280
00:44:34,694 --> 00:44:37,006
a week out. Right. And then she's like

1281
00:44:37,245 --> 00:44:39,159
Had no decks or or no cox. And

1282
00:44:39,318 --> 00:44:41,811
I'm like 10 weeks no carbs. 10 weeks,

1283
00:44:42,362 --> 00:44:43,954
man. Like, no. 10 days. I think it

1284
00:44:43,954 --> 00:44:45,546
was 10 days it was. 10 weeks oh

1285
00:44:45,546 --> 00:44:47,536
my god. Yeah. I remember because I was

1286
00:44:47,536 --> 00:44:49,367
like, school term, Cheese crust that's a long

1287
00:44:49,367 --> 00:44:49,526
time.

1288
00:44:50,340 --> 00:44:50,840
Shit

1289
00:44:51,619 --> 00:44:53,140
And I go like 2 days without having

1290
00:44:53,140 --> 00:44:55,140
sex. I'm fuck shit. It's a roof. I

1291
00:44:55,140 --> 00:44:56,420
am a grumpy bitch.

1292
00:44:56,980 --> 00:45:00,288
Like, Jamie literally now knows if I'm about

1293
00:45:01,144 --> 00:45:02,740
happy. He's like, we'll have sex and we

1294
00:45:02,740 --> 00:45:04,335
can have this argument afterwards and I forget

1295
00:45:04,335 --> 00:45:06,581
what the ugly about. Because I'm so grumpy

1296
00:45:06,581 --> 00:45:08,811
when I'm not sexually pleased. But that's really

1297
00:45:08,811 --> 00:45:10,166
that's a really great thing for him to

1298
00:45:10,166 --> 00:45:11,281
know and for him to Oh, it's so

1299
00:45:11,281 --> 00:45:12,476
great for him. So he's like, I get

1300
00:45:12,476 --> 00:45:14,244
have sex every everyday. Like, Not complaining Yeah.

1301
00:45:14,483 --> 00:45:16,637
No. Sound like perfect. Wow. That's amazing. Yeah.

1302
00:45:16,797 --> 00:45:18,871
But yeah. Like, having that perspective come through.

1303
00:45:19,191 --> 00:45:21,185
Good. Of what people get out of coming

1304
00:45:21,185 --> 00:45:23,196
to. Assess. Oh, it's so not how excited

1305
00:45:23,196 --> 00:45:25,511
it makes them. Makes me excited Makes me

1306
00:45:25,511 --> 00:45:27,348
when it come to Os. And. Here ready.

1307
00:45:27,747 --> 00:45:28,625
We are here already.

1308
00:45:29,344 --> 00:45:31,315
It's final. Come on the weekend. Actually, I

1309
00:45:31,434 --> 00:45:32,710
No. I am coming this weekend.

1310
00:45:33,588 --> 00:45:35,900
On I'm coming on Friday because it's meat

1311
00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:38,394
rock. Oh It's a gay party. Gay bd

1312
00:45:38,612 --> 00:45:40,686
me. But I'm coming because it's sold out

1313
00:45:40,686 --> 00:45:42,775
and it's... A leather week for the beautiful

1314
00:45:42,775 --> 00:45:44,771
deck. So I'm coming does just a small

1315
00:45:44,771 --> 00:45:46,527
my dick dick. That'll be really awesome. So

1316
00:45:46,606 --> 00:45:47,724
I'm really excited. And then we've got a

1317
00:45:47,724 --> 00:45:49,160
little black dress, which is almost sold out

1318
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:51,246
as well. I will be in Newcastle thought

1319
00:45:51,405 --> 00:45:53,099
I can't be you for that 1 that's

1320
00:45:53,316 --> 00:45:55,306
cake. We're gonna have to fill our club

1321
00:45:55,306 --> 00:45:57,670
with our amazing guest. Yeah. We'll get some

1322
00:45:57,710 --> 00:45:59,307
some more dirty store. Oh, I love a

1323
00:45:59,307 --> 00:46:00,985
dirty story. Give you daddy's stories.

1324
00:46:02,104 --> 00:46:03,942
Well, thanks for listening guys, and I I

1325
00:46:03,942 --> 00:46:05,300
hope you enjoyed the They'll take over box.

1326
00:46:06,509 --> 00:46:07,544
Bye. Bye.