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You're listening to Loving BDSM podcast, episode four

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thirty six. Kayla Lortz here with the one,

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the only, the guy who knows how to

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get me to calm the hell down and

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relax with a few good smacks. John Brownstone.

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Figured that's what you needed. I mean, ass

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and face. I was just I'm Right. I'm

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a little melty in my own brain even

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right now. Good. You need to be. I

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did need to be. After the start you

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had to today? I did need to be.

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So, we had a topic planned for today.

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We were gonna start a whole series that

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we're gonna do. It was a whole thing.

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Yeah. I spent

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two hours, yes, day before recording,

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down a rabbit hole trying to find the

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proper wording for the thing that I'm trying

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to convey.

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That's how prepared. She even talked to me

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about it. Right.

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And then we woke up this morning and

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The world went shit.

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And so no. So we didn't wanna cancel

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the episode.

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So we're just we're just making this a

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big old bonus section episode. It's just chatty.

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It's just chaotic. If that is not your

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thing,

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it's cool. Skip it if you need to.

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It's fine.

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Okay. Did I decide that the moment you

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push the button and the podcast listeners came

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into

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us all here together that that's when I

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needed to take a sip of my coffee?

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Yes. I am using a straw today, so

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hopefully there will be no slurpy gross sippy

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noises.

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Not too many mouth noises. I'm double fisting,

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and I still got coffee, and I'm bringing

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water together. You know? Well, I was gonna

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skip

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the no. Not the water. I always have

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water. I was gonna skip the coffee because

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I have a Diet Coke, the inferior form

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of Diet Coke, but Diet Coke waiting for

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me. And I was like, no. No. No.

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This day this day calls for coffee. We

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will have the coffee.

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So I actually have

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an a small little bibbit announcement. I was

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like, we'll we'll put it in here. Sure.

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So it can seem a little official.

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So,

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the twenty twenty five

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Dom Sub Dynamics virtual summit

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finished up oh gosh. What is what are

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dates and time last week? I think that's

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I think that's correct.

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And from all accounts, from everybody I've talked

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to and heard from, it went really well.

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If you are able to attend, wonderful. Amazing.

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If you were not able to attend at

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all,

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and have a budget for it, you can

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purchase the replays of all of the sessions.

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Totally understand if you're like, nope. Not in

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this fucking economy.

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Same. But I wanted to let you know

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that that is an option.

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So that is the one little

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sad,

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announcement

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because it's not exciting or sexy.

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And here we are. No topic. Just vibes.

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It's a bonus section episode.

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Would let's start with why we're

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we were happy to be tired this morning,

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but we're tired now. Why are we tired?

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Because we're parents. Yeah.

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That's the worry of my life. And and

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support him.

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The oldest had a concert.

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He is in multiple different performance

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groups, so that means there's multiple different concerts

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to go to each semester now.

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This one's our favorite. It's brass band, so

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it's mostly fun music. It's a smaller group

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that's, like, just focused on a specific kind

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of sound. The music was is always really

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good. What what I like part of it

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too is,

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because it's just a bass brand

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Brass band. Move. Nope. It's the bass band

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now. I'm gonna let the kid know. I

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think I need to go back to bed.

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They the songs that they did

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were shorter than normal concert band. Yes. Yes.

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play a twenty minute song, and I'm like,

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I that how long is too long? Twenty

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minutes is too long. But the thing was,

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the songs are shorter. They played more. They

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did. They did. It was still an over

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an hour concert with a fifteen minute intermission

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in the middle. Even so, it was it

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was really good. The the the music the

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the the picks that they did for the

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music was was really, really good. Yeah. Some

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of it a little newer. Some of it,

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you know, was a mix of I know.

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in the program was titled

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Dark Side of the Moon. Yeah. Guess who

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in the audience got all excited. I I

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saw that title. We were wrong. Damn. We

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were wrong. So I was prepared to be

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disappointed. And then they played the damn thing.

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good. Yeah. Then once once I read the

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composer's note and I saw a name that

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wasn't, you know, Gilmore Waters, and I was

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like, oh, okay. Okay. But yeah. No. The

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the professor who conducts that group is very

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good. It's fun to watch. I mean Mhmm.

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So the whole thing like, we're happy to

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for the 19 year old.

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He is grumpy. He is tired. He is

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cranky. Yep. We didn't wanna stay too late.

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So normally after performance, I offer to buy

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the college student who doesn't have a lot

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of money food because that's what you do.

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thirty, forty five minutes, sometimes an hour depending

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on what it is. And where we go.

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texting,

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the kid before the concert. I'm like, hey.

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Do you want food?

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If so, do you want us to

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get it for you? Do you wanna go

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somewhere? Or would you just like the cash

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and you can DoorDash yourself something?

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He's like, cash, please. Just Mhmm. Just let

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me DoorDash it. And I was like, okay.

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Good. And somehow, we still didn't make it

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home till almost 11:00, and I still don't

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know how that worked, but there we were.

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Now in in my personal situation Part of

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it was we had to do the speed

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limit because there were so many cops along

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the road last night. Am Have you ever

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seen that many cops? Too, which makes it

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harder to, like, walk them. Yeah. I've never

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seen that many on that stretch of road.

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Not at this point in the month No.

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Either. I don't know. But I I will

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say I have a I get to have

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a little bit of extra tired because two

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days prior on Sunday,

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I spent nine hours with the 19 year

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old,

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running errands, feeding him, and then going to

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a performance. Yeah.

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I don't know how much any of y'all

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might know about instruments,

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called tubas and euphoniums.

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They're they're brass instruments. They're beautiful

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sounds. Blah blah blah. It's delightful. I'm happy

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to support everybody's children. That's great. I did

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learn

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how if the question is how

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much tuba in euphonium

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is too much,

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I found it. I found the limit.

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Ten ten ten pieces being performed

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by by somebody's children.

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I only cared about my child, and he

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went number three.

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And then there were seven more after him

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and I was like, okay. Okay. I'm gonna

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keep clapping and smiling because it was a

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very small venue. So conceivably they could look

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up in the audience and actually see people.

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And I was like, don't don't look tired.

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Don't look tired. Don't look look over this.

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Don't don't look like you're done.

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Yeah. So I've gotten to spend a lot

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of time with a 19 year old, which

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is

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which is

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delightful.

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We'll go back. We were supposed to go

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back next week for another performance, but

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the cranky at the time, 19 year old,

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went don't even bother. Don't bother. Think it's

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a real performance. I was like, but this

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was our opportunity to go to Cheesecake Factory.

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He was like, I don't care. Don't don't

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show up. I don't give a fuck. Okay?

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Woah. Can I I don't I don't know

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how unique this is? Maybe it's not that

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unique at all. I did not know The

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Cheesecake Factory existed until TV taught me that.

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And then I didn't know it was real,

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until several years after whatever TV show,

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taught me about The Cheesecake Factory. And I

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still have never gone. Yeah. Yeah. I think

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that's probably what I learned about too. Mhmm.

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I still have never gone to one, but

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we have a gift card to it, and

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they're in Gainesville.

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And it's like, we only go to Gainesville

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for a couple of reasons.

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Maybe we have to go for a a

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different reason. I don't know. I don't know.

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I think if the kids,

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found out we went to Cheesecake Factory without

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them, that might be the one time

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they would be a little annoyed by us.

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Hey. You know what? They mostly don't care

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if we go out to eat without them,

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but that's the one time I think we

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would be hearing about it. Yeah.

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So I was like, at The Cheesecake Factory?

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No. So

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the,

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the next performance is actually on the last

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day of that they have of classes before

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finals or whatever.

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So

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but Bunny says the portions are huge. I

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had heard that. I had heard that.

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And they they better be because I was

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looking at a a recent menu, and it

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was, like, $13

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for one slice of cheesecake. I'm like, no.

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No.

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One slice, I better be a big slice.

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Better be some special darn cheesecake. Mhmm. Mhmm.

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Mhmm. Yep. Yeah. So

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yeah. So that's why we're tired. We're happy.

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We got to see the kid. We got

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to hear good music. That that the Brass

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Band concert is always lightly attended because it's

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a smaller group, so Yeah. Less friends of,

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family of, whatever whatever. Yep. Yep.

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So there I think there might have been

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30 people in the room, and it's their

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big auditorium.

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The next one, the final one we'll go

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to will be

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packed to the rafters

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because any of the students who so music

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student thing they have to do, they get

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a credit every semester for going to watch

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other people's performances.

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And you have to go to a certain

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amount. I've never asked how many that is.

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And so typically,

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most students go at the very beginning of

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the semester to get it out of the

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way,

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but you can always tell who's trying to,

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like, get that last credit earned towards the

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end of a semester

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Yeah. Because it's a whole different group of

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kids. It it it was funny

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because at first, I didn't really understand what

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was happening

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when we first started going to some of

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these concerts. Mhmm. But, you know, you sit

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down and then you see these kids walking

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in, they've got programs, and they're taking selfies

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holding the program. The proof they were there.

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And and they and they turn around so

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the stage is visible behind them. Yep. Yep.

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What what are they what's going on? Yeah.

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They're not just doing it for the gram.

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Yeah. They are doing it for proof that

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they were there so they could get their

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credit. Yep. Yeah. It's funny. I know. Can

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I tell you, I can't my brain is

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not yet

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wrapped itself around the fact that we are

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about to have a junior in college? Yeah.

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That child will be a junior in college

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in a couple months. In a couple yeah.

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What the hell? What is time I can't

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believe it. Y'all.

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I don't know. It's

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That's so weird. Scary. That's so weird, which

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means we're that much closer to having a

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college graduation.

334
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What the what the hell?

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Anyway I know.

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So

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so I will I I would like to

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publicly complain about this one of the things

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that stressed me out today.

340
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Got an email in the middle of the

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night. I tried to make a purchase on

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the kinkery, thekinkery.com.

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I've tried multiple times. It will not go

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through. I'm like, goddamn. Damn. Typically, that's really

345
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a pain that's really like your card is

346
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not working properly, but I don't ever say

347
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that. I go check and I have ways

348
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to check.

349
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Nope. Nope. It was an Us problem. It

350
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was an Us problem.

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So I had to

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so you have to then date this back

353
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a little bit.

354
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About a week ago, I started getting random

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emails from the payment processor and that's how,

356
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like, you put in your credit card information

357
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and it goes through and we get money

358
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and you get product. That that that's the

359
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payment processor.

360
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We've been with the same payment processor since,

361
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was it, 2022, '20 '20 '3? Yeah. The

362
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last time the site stopped working because I

363
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couldn't take payments that time.

364
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It's been the it's been the same one.

365
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Yeah. So when they when that same one

366
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sent emails going, congratulations.

367
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Your,

368
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account has now been activated. I'm like, spammer

369
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who?

370
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Like, what? Are you legit? They don't send

371
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any information that says, hey. This thing has

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changed on our back end, which means you

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get a new merchant ID number. Here are

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the steps that you have to take. They

375
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don't tell me that at all. The people

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that we deal with, they are not the

377
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bank

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themselves. They're like a a go between. Right.

379
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They're yes. They're the ones that allow you

380
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to be able to take everybody's credit card.

381
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Right. We they they are like a buffer

382
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between the the bank and us Right. So

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to speak. They are the ones that make

384
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the mechanism. So what what happened was

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the

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people that they use as a bank

387
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to run all these transactions,

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they changed.

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They didn't tell anybody. They didn't tell anybody,

390
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and they didn't tell you

391
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in the the multiple emails that came through.

392
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There was no information. It was just you

393
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need to activate. And I'm like, I know

394
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I don't need to activate. I'm active.

395
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Then they leave. Okay. I know. I understand

396
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that

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the responsible adult thing to do would have

398
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been to either just go ahead and call

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or after I got the second email to

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call them back. But they were giving me

401
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no good information

402
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in the voicemails either and I'm like, okay,

403
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when I get some time I will focus

404
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on this but

405
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but everything's still working. I even got an

406
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email that said, everything is still working. We

407
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updated things in the background for you. You

408
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just need to call this one number and

409
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do this thing. Mhmm. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.

410
00:14:40,585 --> 00:14:43,164
Cool. Except now my payments aren't working. So

411
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I had to call. I had to call

412
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two people. I had to change two passwords.

413
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They had to walk me one one change

414
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passwords because I didn't know how to use

415
00:14:51,769 --> 00:14:53,370
a computer, y'all. That one was my that

416
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one was my fault.

417
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But then now I'm like, how long has

418
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the problem been going on?

419
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I don't know. How many sales do we

420
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miss? I don't know. I don't know. How

421
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do I get those people back? I don't

422
00:15:05,315 --> 00:15:07,954
know. Right. It's fixed. It was an easy

423
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fix. It was just an annoying fix. And

424
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sure, sure, sure, I know. Just answer the

425
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phone

426
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or respond to the first email. I know

427
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what the answer is. I'm not stupid. I'm

428
00:15:20,110 --> 00:15:21,570
just unwilling. Okay?

429
00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:25,404
If you can't give me context for what

430
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the hell is happening,

431
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it can't possibly be my problem yet. Yeah.

432
00:15:30,204 --> 00:15:33,105
But it was definitely my problem. Oh, god.

433
00:15:33,804 --> 00:15:35,184
It's definitely my problem.

434
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Kim says in the live chat, having a

435
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graduate does not

436
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equate to empty nest. Just saying. That's true.

437
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Here's the thing. I I agree, and I

438
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know that's true, and we will let the

439
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kid know, hey. If you need to come

440
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home, you can come home. This child has

441
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been trying to be free from the womb

442
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and will probably go, can I sell a

443
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kidney to not have to live with my

444
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parents anymore? I'm not saying that

445
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if he'll, you know, have that kind of

446
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luck and it'll work out for him.

447
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I'm saying he's gonna do almost anything short

448
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of committing a felony to not have to

449
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move.

450
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:08,925
Yeah.

451
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Whereas the the youngest will be prying out

452
00:16:11,259 --> 00:16:13,500
of here with a crowbar. Right. Who look.

453
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The youngest has said, I don't wanna go

454
00:16:15,419 --> 00:16:17,740
anywhere. I'm like, eventually, you you'll wanna have

455
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sex and not, you know, have to worry

456
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that your parents can hear you. You might

457
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,080
try to go somewhere.

458
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But yeah. No. The 18 year old will

459
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do almost anything to not apply for him.

460
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And I hope, you know, that that

461
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does happen for him.

462
00:16:34,554 --> 00:16:36,574
I do too. You know? So

463
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Yeah.

464
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Exes, let's be real, felonies may not be

465
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:45,860
off the table either. Well, in this,

466
00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:49,240
crumbling economy, who the hell knows? Right.

467
00:16:51,379 --> 00:16:53,399
It's a little ironic that the,

468
00:16:54,419 --> 00:16:55,879
set list from last night's

469
00:16:57,534 --> 00:17:00,735
concert included a piece from Hunger Games. Hunger

470
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Games. Yeah. I was like, oh, okay, professor

471
00:17:02,894 --> 00:17:05,055
over there. I I see what you're saying

472
00:17:05,055 --> 00:17:06,595
to the rest of them. Right?

473
00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:09,394
Yeah.

474
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So

475
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yeah.

476
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But

477
00:17:14,839 --> 00:17:17,980
yeah. So it it really did all get

478
00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:19,259
sorted. I just

479
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I was discombobulated.

480
00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:22,299
I I'm already

481
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now I don't wanna say struggle like I'm

482
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like, oh, no. Falling apart. But, like, it

483
00:17:27,144 --> 00:17:29,384
kinda is a struggle sometimes when you realize

484
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that you cannot think clearly, you cannot think

485
00:17:31,305 --> 00:17:33,224
of the words you need. Mhmm. The the

486
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ability to just do tasks

487
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that that you could do prior with no

488
00:17:36,984 --> 00:17:38,825
real thought, you just did them, take a

489
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whole hell of a lot of thought, and

490
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then throw in the middle an confusing process

491
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that nobody's explained. And I'm like, I

492
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would rather give myself a root canal, so

493
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I will avoid that until I literally cannot.

494
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And, of course, by the time you you

495
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face something head on that you can no

496
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longer avoid, it's worse than if you just

497
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handled it in the first place.

498
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So

499
00:18:03,424 --> 00:18:03,825
but

500
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Pepperidge Farm cookies.

501
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I

502
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I remember being a kid and those being

503
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an absolute

504
00:18:11,079 --> 00:18:13,240
luxury Yeah. In my family. Oh, yeah. We

505
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,559
did not have Pepperidge Farm cookies money, y'all.

506
00:18:15,559 --> 00:18:17,240
No. Not really. Or Intamins. Let's go ahead.

507
00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:18,759
No. We didn't we didn't get them on

508
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a regular, but when we did I remember

509
00:18:20,845 --> 00:18:23,805
them being delicious. But everything I not everything

510
00:18:23,805 --> 00:18:25,164
maybe, but a lot of the things that

511
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one, I thought of as luxuries,

512
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and two, that I thought were delicious as

513
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a kid Mhmm. I'm sure it's formula changes,

514
00:18:31,164 --> 00:18:32,144
recipe changes,

515
00:18:33,005 --> 00:18:35,164
material changes. I'm sure there's changes for it.

516
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They are never delicious. When I try them

517
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again as an adult, it is

518
00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:40,009
disappointing.

519
00:18:41,070 --> 00:18:41,570
Yeah.

520
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So

521
00:18:45,509 --> 00:18:47,609
Yeah. But also now I want cookies, but

522
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I still I keep saying it and doing

523
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nothing about it. Maybe that's because I keep

524
00:18:52,974 --> 00:18:55,214
going to the college town to help the

525
00:18:55,214 --> 00:18:57,134
college child, to support the college child and

526
00:18:57,134 --> 00:18:59,134
having no time for anything. I have a

527
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mix in our pantry

528
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:01,954
of snickerdoodle

529
00:19:02,815 --> 00:19:03,315
blondies

530
00:19:04,759 --> 00:19:07,720
from Aldi. I don't I know every Aldi

531
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:09,480
is set up just a little bit different

532
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:10,519
because I've now,

533
00:19:10,839 --> 00:19:12,220
attended one, two,

534
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,220
three or four different Aldis around here.

535
00:19:16,919 --> 00:19:19,000
But you know that section there's there's an

536
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,355
aisle where there'll be, like,

537
00:19:21,154 --> 00:19:23,734
home stuff and bathroom stuff and

538
00:19:24,035 --> 00:19:26,194
garden stuff, but there'll be this little section

539
00:19:26,194 --> 00:19:27,554
of, like, oh, look at our name brand

540
00:19:27,554 --> 00:19:29,075
shit that we don't normally carry, but we

541
00:19:29,075 --> 00:19:30,674
got it for five minutes. That's where I

542
00:19:30,674 --> 00:19:32,759
found it for anybody who might be looking.

543
00:19:32,759 --> 00:19:33,259
So

544
00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:36,680
And, Junie, yeah. The mint Milanos, those were

545
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,759
my those those were my favorites. Can I

546
00:19:38,759 --> 00:19:40,619
tell you I never liked the Milanos

547
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000
Really? As much. Like, I would eat them.

548
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,440
I'm not gonna say no to a fucking

549
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,519
cookie. Oh, no. It The Milanos are my

550
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,420
dad's favorite,

551
00:19:47,914 --> 00:19:49,294
but they they were like

552
00:19:49,674 --> 00:19:51,755
No. The the regular Milanos or the mint?

553
00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:53,595
Oh, yeah. Well, you Bring them. Bring them.

554
00:19:53,595 --> 00:19:56,075
Look. You're a slut for anything mint. Okay?

555
00:19:56,075 --> 00:19:58,554
And that's not slut shaming. I'm celebrating his

556
00:19:58,554 --> 00:20:00,315
slutty Okay. Thank you. Just for mint. But

557
00:20:00,315 --> 00:20:02,414
you are a mint slut. I am.

558
00:20:03,849 --> 00:20:04,429
I mean,

559
00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:07,049
Aldi also started for a while or still

560
00:20:07,049 --> 00:20:08,649
is, I don't know, had Blue Bell ice

561
00:20:08,649 --> 00:20:10,829
cream, including the full one gallon,

562
00:20:11,450 --> 00:20:13,630
like, massive thing of Blue Bell.

563
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:17,289
Did we go digging through the cooler when

564
00:20:17,289 --> 00:20:19,365
we realized they had mint chocolate, chip or

565
00:20:19,365 --> 00:20:21,065
mint chocolate or whatever it is? Mhmm.

566
00:20:21,445 --> 00:20:21,945
Also,

567
00:20:23,204 --> 00:20:25,684
I know for You'll see. Several years during

568
00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:27,065
shrinkflation and everything,

569
00:20:28,164 --> 00:20:29,684
Blue Bell one of Blue Bell's selling points

570
00:20:29,684 --> 00:20:31,045
is they're like, no. No. Our ice cream

571
00:20:31,045 --> 00:20:32,565
is still a gallon. We are not making

572
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,329
it smaller. Right. I did not realize how

573
00:20:35,329 --> 00:20:37,649
much smaller everybody been making their ice cream.

574
00:20:37,649 --> 00:20:40,289
I was like, a gallon is huge. It's

575
00:20:40,289 --> 00:20:42,210
huge compared to what the others are now.

576
00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:42,710
Yeah.

577
00:20:43,490 --> 00:20:43,990
Yep.

578
00:20:44,609 --> 00:20:45,109
Yep.

579
00:20:46,115 --> 00:20:46,355
So

580
00:20:47,394 --> 00:20:48,835
You know, Steam Fire and Ice, I have

581
00:20:48,835 --> 00:20:50,455
never had the raspberry

582
00:20:50,994 --> 00:20:51,494
Milanos.

583
00:20:51,955 --> 00:20:53,634
Never tried those. Once I realized I didn't

584
00:20:53,634 --> 00:20:55,555
really care for Milanos in general and mint

585
00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:57,894
Milanos, I wasn't giving raspberry a chance.

586
00:20:58,595 --> 00:21:01,880
I just wasn't. Raspberry, I I'm a little

587
00:21:02,180 --> 00:21:03,000
about raspberry.

588
00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:05,960
Like, it's a little too tart for me.

589
00:21:06,019 --> 00:21:07,460
And I don't know if it's just I've

590
00:21:07,460 --> 00:21:08,599
never had genuinely

591
00:21:09,299 --> 00:21:12,500
perfectly ripe, like, should be eaten right now

592
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:15,080
they're so ripe raspberries or what, but

593
00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:16,634
they're a little too tart

594
00:21:18,714 --> 00:21:19,934
for me. So

595
00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:23,914
so, yeah, we have come to the let's

596
00:21:23,914 --> 00:21:25,134
talk about food portion.

597
00:21:25,674 --> 00:21:28,414
Is there anything going on in our lives?

598
00:21:29,115 --> 00:21:31,890
That's usually what a bonus section is. You

599
00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:33,250
know, I have to say for all that

600
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,410
I still continue to be a little like,

601
00:21:35,410 --> 00:21:37,090
who the hell gives a fuck about the

602
00:21:37,090 --> 00:21:38,850
bonus section? Clearly, some of y'all do, and

603
00:21:38,850 --> 00:21:40,769
I appreciate you. I have had a couple

604
00:21:40,769 --> 00:21:42,390
of people who said that they have

605
00:21:42,690 --> 00:21:44,609
learned how to navigate bits and pieces of

606
00:21:44,609 --> 00:21:46,464
their own power exchange exchange relationships based on

607
00:21:46,464 --> 00:21:48,964
the conversations we've had in the bonus sections.

608
00:21:49,664 --> 00:21:51,505
I find that fascinating. I'm glad we could

609
00:21:51,505 --> 00:21:52,884
be helpful. I mean,

610
00:21:53,265 --> 00:21:55,265
I do I have that that weird thing

611
00:21:55,265 --> 00:21:56,544
in my head that says if I'm not

612
00:21:56,544 --> 00:21:58,865
actually, like, helping anybody, what is even the

613
00:21:58,865 --> 00:22:00,240
point? Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure.

614
00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:02,319
Do I need therapy for that? Probably.

615
00:22:04,859 --> 00:22:05,359
So,

616
00:22:06,380 --> 00:22:08,380
we did not have water, and we're under

617
00:22:08,380 --> 00:22:10,960
a boil notice, and that was annoying. Again?

618
00:22:11,224 --> 00:22:12,744
Well, it's because we didn't get notice of

619
00:22:12,744 --> 00:22:14,365
the not having the water because

620
00:22:15,224 --> 00:22:16,825
we were doing things where we needed water

621
00:22:16,825 --> 00:22:18,265
and then I needed to, like, wash my

622
00:22:18,265 --> 00:22:19,865
hands or something and I go to turn

623
00:22:19,865 --> 00:22:21,625
the tap on. And it's not that we

624
00:22:21,625 --> 00:22:23,549
don't have any water, it's that we have

625
00:22:23,869 --> 00:22:26,269
no water pressure. No pressure. It's just And

626
00:22:26,269 --> 00:22:27,650
I'm like, is

627
00:22:28,190 --> 00:22:29,570
is it us?

628
00:22:30,190 --> 00:22:31,869
Not like a bill thing. That's on autopay.

629
00:22:31,869 --> 00:22:33,230
It's paid. I'm not worried about that part,

630
00:22:33,230 --> 00:22:34,590
but, like, is this a problem at our

631
00:22:34,590 --> 00:22:36,029
house we need to call a plumber? Or

632
00:22:36,029 --> 00:22:38,430
is this So I I I texted the

633
00:22:38,430 --> 00:22:38,930
neighbor,

634
00:22:39,384 --> 00:22:40,984
and they were like, hang on, let me

635
00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:41,484
check.

636
00:22:42,025 --> 00:22:45,005
And they're like, yeah, no. No water pressure.

637
00:22:45,704 --> 00:22:48,664
And, what, about half hour later? Yeah. We

638
00:22:48,664 --> 00:22:51,085
got a we got the call.

639
00:22:52,025 --> 00:22:52,525
Yeah.

640
00:22:53,359 --> 00:22:54,640
And was it that point where I was

641
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,080
like, I have to take a shower. I

642
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:57,039
have to go out in public, and I

643
00:22:57,039 --> 00:22:58,799
cannot this is a this is a no,

644
00:22:58,799 --> 00:23:00,480
no, no. You cannot just put this up

645
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,799
in a ponytail and slap some deodorant on

646
00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:04,559
it and call it good. You have got

647
00:23:04,559 --> 00:23:06,880
to get get some water on you. So

648
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,835
I'm I don't understand anything about how many

649
00:23:09,835 --> 00:23:11,134
things work. I'm like, look,

650
00:23:12,154 --> 00:23:13,595
can I take a shower? This was before

651
00:23:13,595 --> 00:23:15,035
they had put the announcement out. Like, we

652
00:23:15,035 --> 00:23:17,194
were going, well, there's water. There's just no

653
00:23:17,194 --> 00:23:19,275
pressure. I was like, is it safe? Should

654
00:23:19,275 --> 00:23:21,160
I Jamie goes, go. I I said, look,

655
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,079
I'm willing to run through the drops. I

656
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,839
I'm like, I'm not I don't care that

657
00:23:24,839 --> 00:23:26,680
there's no water pressure. I just is it

658
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:27,960
safe for me to get in there and

659
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,980
use it and clean my body?

660
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:32,119
Jamie goes, yeah. Yeah. Sure. You're fine. And

661
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:34,525
it was make it quick? Right. It's basically

662
00:23:34,525 --> 00:23:36,865
right as I'm stepping out of the shower

663
00:23:37,244 --> 00:23:39,325
and have run through the drops to try

664
00:23:39,325 --> 00:23:40,144
to get wet.

665
00:23:41,404 --> 00:23:43,345
And he's like, oh, yeah. Water's out.

666
00:23:45,325 --> 00:23:47,505
Okay. Good timing. Good timing.

667
00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:52,059
Yeah. Oh, cool. Yeah. They this this seems

668
00:23:52,059 --> 00:23:53,279
to happen a lot

669
00:23:53,660 --> 00:23:55,120
here with us with the water.

670
00:23:55,740 --> 00:23:57,019
It got to the point we,

671
00:23:57,980 --> 00:23:59,980
Yeah. We we, you know, it it used

672
00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:01,980
to be here in Florida, you stockpile water

673
00:24:01,980 --> 00:24:03,120
for the storm season.

674
00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:06,404
We stockpile water for the unexpected boil water

675
00:24:06,404 --> 00:24:07,705
notice. And considering

676
00:24:08,164 --> 00:24:09,205
I don't think it was last week. I

677
00:24:09,205 --> 00:24:11,045
think it was the week before. We were

678
00:24:11,045 --> 00:24:12,424
without water for

679
00:24:13,605 --> 00:24:14,664
a full day,

680
00:24:15,205 --> 00:24:17,705
and I realized because I don't have

681
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:20,039
babies to need baby wipes, I was like,

682
00:24:20,039 --> 00:24:22,759
I need to clean something off of, like,

683
00:24:22,759 --> 00:24:25,559
a body part. Mhmm. And I don't have

684
00:24:25,559 --> 00:24:27,160
access to water, so we now,

685
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,640
have some baby wipes too. Yeah. For if

686
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,099
you really do need an emergency

687
00:24:31,454 --> 00:24:31,954
cleanup

688
00:24:32,255 --> 00:24:34,194
and you don't have water.

689
00:24:35,855 --> 00:24:37,855
But yeah. We do. We prepare more for

690
00:24:37,855 --> 00:24:39,615
our water going out or being on boil

691
00:24:39,615 --> 00:24:41,794
notice than we do for storms anymore.

692
00:24:42,335 --> 00:24:44,575
Yep. Yep. Yeah. I mean, do I feel

693
00:24:44,575 --> 00:24:46,410
like the way things are going,

694
00:24:46,970 --> 00:24:49,369
in our own state government, let alone federal,

695
00:24:49,369 --> 00:24:52,269
that hurricane season's gonna be a Mad Max

696
00:24:52,330 --> 00:24:55,210
situation? Yeah. I do. I do. Yeah. But,

697
00:24:56,330 --> 00:24:58,330
we're prepared because we don't trust our own

698
00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:01,045
local utility to keep our water on consistently.

699
00:25:01,904 --> 00:25:03,904
Of all the things we have, we have

700
00:25:03,904 --> 00:25:05,045
water. Mhmm.

701
00:25:07,984 --> 00:25:08,484
So

702
00:25:11,744 --> 00:25:12,619
yeah. Anyway,

703
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,160
what else? Lola is snoring like she just

704
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,339
got off a double shift at Denny's. Mhmm.

705
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,480
And I think she's genuinely asleep because her

706
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,720
ears are down and relaxed. I think so.

707
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,119
Yes. They are. She she truly is asleep.

708
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:24,619
She

709
00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:28,065
will snore, and her eyes will be closed,

710
00:25:28,065 --> 00:25:30,384
and you're like, she's asleep, but there will

711
00:25:30,384 --> 00:25:32,704
be one ear up, like a sonar Yeah.

712
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:34,544
Thing. And I'm like, oh, no. You're not

713
00:25:34,544 --> 00:25:36,565
asleep. Mhmm. You are just pretending.

714
00:25:36,865 --> 00:25:37,365
Yeah.

715
00:25:38,009 --> 00:25:39,789
You're just resting your eyes.

716
00:25:41,690 --> 00:25:42,190
Yep.

717
00:25:44,410 --> 00:25:44,910
Yep.

718
00:25:45,369 --> 00:25:45,869
So

719
00:25:47,529 --> 00:25:48,349
What else?

720
00:25:48,650 --> 00:25:49,150
Mhmm.

721
00:25:49,785 --> 00:25:50,285
I'm,

722
00:25:51,705 --> 00:25:52,924
still slowly building

723
00:25:53,625 --> 00:25:57,325
the CNC machine. Oh my god. Yeah. Yesterday

724
00:25:57,384 --> 00:25:59,144
was the first time you were really, like,

725
00:25:59,144 --> 00:26:01,305
maybe I should've just paid the extra money

726
00:26:01,305 --> 00:26:02,309
for them to put it

727
00:26:04,710 --> 00:26:06,549
because this is the thing I the only

728
00:26:06,549 --> 00:26:07,750
way I can help you is you tell

729
00:26:07,750 --> 00:26:09,830
me what button to push. I know. And

730
00:26:09,830 --> 00:26:12,170
we learned that even after all these years,

731
00:26:12,470 --> 00:26:15,590
sometimes we don't communicate the same way. JB's

732
00:26:15,590 --> 00:26:18,115
like, press it. Okay. I did press it.

733
00:26:18,115 --> 00:26:19,355
But to me, press it means press. And

734
00:26:19,355 --> 00:26:20,994
I'm like, oh, he's like, no. No. Keep

735
00:26:20,994 --> 00:26:22,855
pressing it. I'm like, oh, so you mean

736
00:26:23,315 --> 00:26:25,634
tap it? He goes, no. And finally, he

737
00:26:25,634 --> 00:26:27,954
goes, press and hold. I was like, oh,

738
00:26:27,954 --> 00:26:28,855
that I get.

739
00:26:29,394 --> 00:26:31,730
But I've learned with the mechanical stuff, if

740
00:26:31,730 --> 00:26:33,269
I'm trying to be, you know,

741
00:26:33,649 --> 00:26:35,669
the the assistant or whatever,

742
00:26:36,049 --> 00:26:38,049
I wanna be very clear on the instructions

743
00:26:38,049 --> 00:26:39,889
because I can see how it can be

744
00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:41,730
easy if if I don't feel like I

745
00:26:41,730 --> 00:26:42,630
fully understand.

746
00:26:43,009 --> 00:26:43,990
And truly,

747
00:26:44,404 --> 00:26:45,845
I don't know if it's just because we're

748
00:26:45,845 --> 00:26:48,164
we're tired or my my brain is Swiss

749
00:26:48,164 --> 00:26:49,684
cheese or what, but there have been a

750
00:26:49,684 --> 00:26:51,065
lot of weird misunderstandings

751
00:26:51,605 --> 00:26:53,845
between us because of communication. So I have

752
00:26:53,845 --> 00:26:56,085
learned if I do not feel a %

753
00:26:56,085 --> 00:26:58,409
confident, I'm gonna keep asking questions, but poor

754
00:26:58,409 --> 00:27:00,089
JB just wanted to get the damn job

755
00:27:00,089 --> 00:27:01,369
done. And I'm like, no. No. No. Let

756
00:27:01,369 --> 00:27:03,549
me everybody stop saying words.

757
00:27:03,929 --> 00:27:05,690
Here's what I'm interpreting. And that's when I

758
00:27:05,690 --> 00:27:07,210
did the tap thing. I'm like, is this

759
00:27:07,210 --> 00:27:08,190
what you mean?

760
00:27:08,490 --> 00:27:10,889
He goes, no. Nope. Nope. I was like,

761
00:27:10,889 --> 00:27:13,154
aren't you glad we sorted this out before

762
00:27:13,154 --> 00:27:14,534
we started? Yeah.

763
00:27:17,075 --> 00:27:19,575
So I'm I'm I'm at the point where

764
00:27:20,274 --> 00:27:20,774
now,

765
00:27:21,234 --> 00:27:22,694
basically, it's all built.

766
00:27:23,154 --> 00:27:25,095
Right. It it's all put together.

767
00:27:25,794 --> 00:27:26,115
And,

768
00:27:27,589 --> 00:27:28,250
I got

769
00:27:28,710 --> 00:27:29,210
the

770
00:27:30,070 --> 00:27:30,570
software

771
00:27:31,430 --> 00:27:31,930
loaded

772
00:27:33,029 --> 00:27:35,029
and and now trying to figure all that

773
00:27:35,029 --> 00:27:36,089
out. Right.

774
00:27:36,390 --> 00:27:36,789
So

775
00:27:37,269 --> 00:27:38,329
Right. Exactly.

776
00:27:39,029 --> 00:27:41,029
And again, thank you know, thankfully, they have

777
00:27:41,029 --> 00:27:43,109
been the the company has been very, very

778
00:27:43,904 --> 00:27:45,505
knowledgeable. Did you ever get into the super

779
00:27:45,505 --> 00:27:47,285
secret Facebook group? No.

780
00:27:49,025 --> 00:27:51,184
So I wonder if it's even an active

781
00:27:51,184 --> 00:27:53,184
group or not. I know. I'm I'm beginning

782
00:27:53,184 --> 00:27:54,965
to wonder about that too, but

783
00:27:55,585 --> 00:27:56,085
hey.

784
00:27:58,019 --> 00:27:59,779
Well, that's like I I haven't heard back

785
00:27:59,779 --> 00:28:01,460
yet. I'm I'm waiting to find out. I

786
00:28:01,460 --> 00:28:01,960
found,

787
00:28:02,740 --> 00:28:04,820
a section where they have, like, all these

788
00:28:04,820 --> 00:28:05,880
video tutorials

789
00:28:07,140 --> 00:28:08,820
on on the software and other things, and

790
00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:09,480
I'm like,

791
00:28:10,285 --> 00:28:12,144
cool. So I go to the link and

792
00:28:12,525 --> 00:28:12,605
I

793
00:28:13,484 --> 00:28:15,404
and and everything's labeled. This this is these

794
00:28:15,404 --> 00:28:17,085
are all free. Just, you know, you can

795
00:28:17,085 --> 00:28:19,404
watch. And I clicked, and it went to

796
00:28:19,404 --> 00:28:21,484
the page, and the video came up. You

797
00:28:21,484 --> 00:28:22,464
do not have permission.

798
00:28:23,730 --> 00:28:24,950
Damn it. Yep.

799
00:28:25,650 --> 00:28:27,569
So I emailed them and was like, I

800
00:28:27,569 --> 00:28:29,970
want permission. How do I get permission? Please

801
00:28:29,970 --> 00:28:31,890
teach me. Yeah. Please let me see how

802
00:28:31,890 --> 00:28:32,869
this works. Mhmm.

803
00:28:33,730 --> 00:28:35,029
That's okay. I

804
00:28:35,970 --> 00:28:36,710
have been,

805
00:28:37,855 --> 00:28:38,755
watching tutorials

806
00:28:39,214 --> 00:28:40,014
about using

807
00:28:41,054 --> 00:28:42,835
just a little bit of a spoiler here.

808
00:28:43,294 --> 00:28:45,075
Pouring resin in

809
00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:46,355
cap molds.

810
00:28:46,815 --> 00:28:48,575
So it's like for three d things, not

811
00:28:48,575 --> 00:28:50,335
things that are initially flat, and they have

812
00:28:50,335 --> 00:28:52,014
a cap on them. What do we have

813
00:28:52,014 --> 00:28:53,910
a cap mold of? Oh, that might be

814
00:28:53,910 --> 00:28:55,610
some d 20 dice

815
00:28:56,309 --> 00:28:59,690
to because somebody suggested making those into diabolical

816
00:28:59,910 --> 00:29:02,009
sticks, and we went, yeah. That sounds good.

817
00:29:02,470 --> 00:29:04,470
And we literally had a custom mold made,

818
00:29:04,470 --> 00:29:05,444
y'all. Mhmm. Like,

819
00:29:05,924 --> 00:29:06,904
spent the money,

820
00:29:07,764 --> 00:29:09,284
waited the four weeks for them to make

821
00:29:09,284 --> 00:29:11,444
it and ship it Yeah. And then realized,

822
00:29:11,444 --> 00:29:13,605
oh, yeah. I I knew before we did

823
00:29:13,605 --> 00:29:14,804
this that this would be a different way

824
00:29:14,804 --> 00:29:16,724
to pour resin, but I did not I

825
00:29:16,724 --> 00:29:18,164
didn't know what that meant. I now have

826
00:29:18,164 --> 00:29:19,865
to go find out what that means.

827
00:29:20,804 --> 00:29:21,789
Yeah. Yeah.

828
00:29:22,089 --> 00:29:23,769
We got them to do a custom size

829
00:29:23,769 --> 00:29:24,909
that's big enough

830
00:29:25,690 --> 00:29:26,190
for

831
00:29:27,369 --> 00:29:29,149
the carbon fiber rod that gets

832
00:29:30,169 --> 00:29:31,549
epoxied into it.

833
00:29:33,529 --> 00:29:34,029
So,

834
00:29:35,045 --> 00:29:36,585
yeah. Mhmm. Yeah.

835
00:29:37,204 --> 00:29:40,184
Thank you to Junie for that amazing idea.

836
00:29:40,484 --> 00:29:42,164
Mhmm. Mhmm. And then for the folks who

837
00:29:42,164 --> 00:29:44,964
backed up that idea in the Discord server,

838
00:29:44,964 --> 00:29:46,484
a lot of weird shit happens in our

839
00:29:46,484 --> 00:29:47,309
Discord server,

840
00:29:48,190 --> 00:29:49,650
by either being terrified

841
00:29:50,029 --> 00:29:53,390
or or excited. Well, that's a winning that's

842
00:29:53,390 --> 00:29:55,309
a winning product idea right there. And we're

843
00:29:55,309 --> 00:29:57,789
both terrified and excited. Which is how I

844
00:29:57,789 --> 00:30:00,049
am about things like that, quite frankly.

845
00:30:02,195 --> 00:30:04,455
But we have we've been moving slower

846
00:30:04,835 --> 00:30:07,555
with the shop than we typically do, but

847
00:30:07,555 --> 00:30:09,315
that's because you've kinda been going through it

848
00:30:09,315 --> 00:30:11,315
health wise. Yeah. He's fine, but he's still

849
00:30:11,315 --> 00:30:12,695
been going through it. Yeah.

850
00:30:13,650 --> 00:30:15,809
And but we're also trying to revamp lips

851
00:30:15,809 --> 00:30:16,309
and

852
00:30:16,849 --> 00:30:18,869
I know. Yeah. We're also trying to revamp

853
00:30:18,930 --> 00:30:21,570
some products, and we're trying to do it

854
00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:22,869
right the first

855
00:30:23,170 --> 00:30:26,049
revamp. So we're taking our time. Lola woke

856
00:30:26,049 --> 00:30:27,590
up. She is ready to go outside.

857
00:30:29,565 --> 00:30:32,285
She clearly has us well trained because she

858
00:30:32,285 --> 00:30:34,224
just walks the door and does her, like,

859
00:30:34,444 --> 00:30:36,944
beautiful Staffordshire Terrier stance,

860
00:30:37,964 --> 00:30:39,105
and stands there

861
00:30:39,404 --> 00:30:41,869
and just waits because she's like, I I

862
00:30:41,869 --> 00:30:44,190
can't make it any clearer than this. You

863
00:30:44,190 --> 00:30:45,549
shouldn't open the door for me. Somebody will

864
00:30:45,549 --> 00:30:47,649
come along and open the door, surely. Mhmm.

865
00:30:48,269 --> 00:30:49,730
And she only starts,

866
00:30:50,109 --> 00:30:52,269
howling slash crying when you make her wait

867
00:30:52,269 --> 00:30:53,924
too long. Right. So good on you for

868
00:30:53,924 --> 00:30:56,085
not making her wait too long. I try.

869
00:30:56,085 --> 00:30:58,244
Mhmm. I try. Is do you think she

870
00:30:58,244 --> 00:31:00,424
does that outside that she goes and

871
00:31:00,964 --> 00:31:02,804
stands there and waits and that she only

872
00:31:02,804 --> 00:31:05,204
starts crying when she realizes nobody was aware

873
00:31:05,204 --> 00:31:07,044
of her presence on the other side of

874
00:31:07,044 --> 00:31:09,730
the door? Oh, yeah. Okay. That makes

875
00:31:10,029 --> 00:31:10,609
sense. Yeah.

876
00:31:11,470 --> 00:31:12,769
Now it was funny,

877
00:31:13,390 --> 00:31:15,330
earlier when she was out there howling,

878
00:31:16,109 --> 00:31:17,869
I went up to the door. I didn't

879
00:31:17,869 --> 00:31:18,769
open the door.

880
00:31:19,869 --> 00:31:21,494
I responded to her in kind.

881
00:31:22,295 --> 00:31:24,775
I howled back at her. I because you're

882
00:31:24,775 --> 00:31:27,575
a menace. Okay? That's that's what that is

883
00:31:27,575 --> 00:31:28,075
about.

884
00:31:29,174 --> 00:31:29,674
That's

885
00:31:31,255 --> 00:31:33,035
what that is about. And she,

886
00:31:35,369 --> 00:31:36,429
she stopped howling.

887
00:31:39,690 --> 00:31:41,609
Silent asked if the d twenties are sharp

888
00:31:41,609 --> 00:31:43,369
edged d twenties. Do you know after all

889
00:31:43,369 --> 00:31:45,690
this time, because it's now been six weeks

890
00:31:45,690 --> 00:31:47,629
since I started the research order,

891
00:31:48,164 --> 00:31:51,125
custom order request order process. I literally don't

892
00:31:51,125 --> 00:31:52,644
even know anymore. I'm a have to pour

893
00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:54,404
a batch, and we'll see what these d

894
00:31:54,404 --> 00:31:55,545
twenties look like.

895
00:31:56,644 --> 00:31:57,465
Mhmm. So

896
00:32:00,245 --> 00:32:02,424
but I did think, like, one how

897
00:32:04,220 --> 00:32:05,920
how is it not diabolical

898
00:32:06,539 --> 00:32:07,200
to put,

899
00:32:08,539 --> 00:32:10,539
a a is it die or dice? Y'all

900
00:32:10,539 --> 00:32:11,900
know what I mean. At the end of

901
00:32:11,900 --> 00:32:13,420
a carbon fiber rod and go, yeah. You

902
00:32:13,420 --> 00:32:15,019
should hit somebody with that. That just feels

903
00:32:15,019 --> 00:32:16,400
diabolical to me.

904
00:32:18,095 --> 00:32:20,115
I don't wanna be hit with it.

905
00:32:20,734 --> 00:32:23,315
I mean okay. So For science? For no.

906
00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:24,195
For marketing.

907
00:32:24,654 --> 00:32:25,954
Oh, well Let's be clear.

908
00:32:26,255 --> 00:32:26,755
The

909
00:32:27,535 --> 00:32:30,029
reels on Instagram where we get the most

910
00:32:30,109 --> 00:32:33,250
views, the most interaction, and the most bullshit

911
00:32:33,710 --> 00:32:36,190
fucking comments that make me wanna run screaming

912
00:32:36,190 --> 00:32:37,730
from the Internet forever

913
00:32:38,109 --> 00:32:41,009
are on the diabolical stick demo videos.

914
00:32:42,445 --> 00:32:44,365
I have plenty of people who are like,

915
00:32:44,365 --> 00:32:46,924
oh, it because I always let my natural,

916
00:32:46,924 --> 00:32:49,025
like, reaction sounds, screams

917
00:32:49,725 --> 00:32:52,045
into the videos to give people who actually

918
00:32:52,045 --> 00:32:53,884
give a fuck an idea of what they're

919
00:32:53,884 --> 00:32:55,404
getting into. Well, the people who don't know

920
00:32:55,404 --> 00:32:57,644
anything about anything are probably not kinky at

921
00:32:57,644 --> 00:33:00,359
all, just the algorithm somehow fed them this,

922
00:33:00,660 --> 00:33:02,279
or like, it can't hurt that bad.

923
00:33:02,580 --> 00:33:04,420
Only once have I seen somebody reply to

924
00:33:04,420 --> 00:33:06,259
a comment like that going, well, come here.

925
00:33:06,259 --> 00:33:07,700
Let us hit you with it. And then

926
00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:10,019
on the other side, which is the thought

927
00:33:10,019 --> 00:33:12,500
that I have Yeah. Every time I see

928
00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:13,640
that. Mhmm.

929
00:33:17,644 --> 00:33:18,144
So

930
00:33:18,684 --> 00:33:21,424
oh my god. Silent. That's perfect perfect. Perfical.

931
00:33:21,484 --> 00:33:23,005
Perfical is what nearly came out of my

932
00:33:23,005 --> 00:33:23,825
fucking mouth.

933
00:33:24,444 --> 00:33:26,765
Die, d I e, diabolical. I I saw

934
00:33:26,765 --> 00:33:29,210
that. Yeah. Yeah. That that will should I

935
00:33:29,210 --> 00:33:30,670
put you on payroll silent?

936
00:33:31,529 --> 00:33:33,930
You are our historian. And and and role

937
00:33:33,930 --> 00:33:36,330
for role for pain? Yeah. You oh, that

938
00:33:36,330 --> 00:33:38,250
will be used as tagline in the copy

939
00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:39,230
something. Yeah.

940
00:33:39,610 --> 00:33:40,509
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

941
00:33:41,424 --> 00:33:43,424
You know, it's funny because once the idea

942
00:33:43,424 --> 00:33:45,184
for the d 20 was put in my

943
00:33:45,184 --> 00:33:47,105
brain hole, that's the only one that I

944
00:33:47,105 --> 00:33:48,945
focused on, like, looking at the shapes. But

945
00:33:48,945 --> 00:33:50,545
I have because I've been watching all these

946
00:33:50,545 --> 00:33:52,865
tutorials now, I'm like, oh, here are some

947
00:33:52,865 --> 00:33:54,085
other evil shapes.

948
00:33:57,089 --> 00:33:57,990
Look. Look.

949
00:33:58,369 --> 00:34:01,089
Maybe I'll make a side hustle off of

950
00:34:01,089 --> 00:34:03,429
the backs of these and just make dye

951
00:34:03,569 --> 00:34:04,389
to sell

952
00:34:04,690 --> 00:34:07,089
or make dice to sell on an Etsy

953
00:34:07,089 --> 00:34:08,789
shop or something. I don't know.

954
00:34:11,494 --> 00:34:13,335
X says payroll would be welcomed. God, I

955
00:34:13,335 --> 00:34:15,355
wish we had enough for payroll. Alright.

956
00:34:15,974 --> 00:34:16,474
So

957
00:34:18,295 --> 00:34:18,934
but yeah.

958
00:34:19,735 --> 00:34:21,655
So, yeah, that's that's happening. I gotta start

959
00:34:21,815 --> 00:34:23,639
I gotta pour my first first test batch

960
00:34:23,780 --> 00:34:25,400
with the things that I'm learning,

961
00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:28,099
to see if I know what the hell

962
00:34:28,099 --> 00:34:28,760
I'm doing.

963
00:34:30,260 --> 00:34:30,659
But

964
00:34:32,099 --> 00:34:33,320
Yeah. Yeah.

965
00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:37,364
We have probably because we've gotten busy. Probably

966
00:34:37,364 --> 00:34:38,724
because there's just been a lot of other

967
00:34:38,724 --> 00:34:39,864
stuff going on. Mhmm.

968
00:34:40,324 --> 00:34:41,224
We have not,

969
00:34:41,765 --> 00:34:43,224
we need to plan for

970
00:34:43,525 --> 00:34:45,204
more of the, hey. Here are some things

971
00:34:45,204 --> 00:34:46,184
we're gonna try

972
00:34:46,724 --> 00:34:47,364
for our,

973
00:34:47,869 --> 00:34:49,710
power exchange. Mhmm. We do have a plan.

974
00:34:49,710 --> 00:34:51,150
I'll give you another spoiler. I think I

975
00:34:51,150 --> 00:34:53,329
mentioned this a hot minute ago.

976
00:34:54,829 --> 00:34:56,989
There are I'm now aware of three. There

977
00:34:56,989 --> 00:34:58,849
may be more, but I'm aware of three

978
00:34:59,550 --> 00:35:02,724
apps that are designed for power exchange kinky

979
00:35:02,724 --> 00:35:05,445
couples Mhmm. Kinky relationships, I should say. Mhmm.

980
00:35:05,684 --> 00:35:07,065
Two are made by the same

981
00:35:07,605 --> 00:35:08,985
company. One is not,

982
00:35:09,684 --> 00:35:11,765
and they have reached out going, hey. We'd

983
00:35:11,765 --> 00:35:13,284
love we'd love it if you used our

984
00:35:13,284 --> 00:35:15,045
app. Well, I'm gonna use it the way

985
00:35:15,045 --> 00:35:16,380
I wanna use it and not because you

986
00:35:16,380 --> 00:35:17,819
paid me to so I can say whatever

987
00:35:17,819 --> 00:35:19,440
mean thing I need to say about it.

988
00:35:19,739 --> 00:35:21,659
But, we intend for that to be an

989
00:35:21,659 --> 00:35:23,519
episode after having tried multiples

990
00:35:23,980 --> 00:35:25,280
just talking about our experience.

991
00:35:28,940 --> 00:35:29,295
So

992
00:35:31,534 --> 00:35:32,114
oh, yeah.

993
00:35:36,174 --> 00:35:37,454
And then I lost my train of thought

994
00:35:37,454 --> 00:35:39,135
right in the middle of it. Sorry. I

995
00:35:39,135 --> 00:35:41,135
did. It was gone. It was gone. The

996
00:35:41,135 --> 00:35:43,635
worst part is look. Look. On the podcast,

997
00:35:43,855 --> 00:35:46,639
y'all are anybody listening, y'all can tell when

998
00:35:46,639 --> 00:35:49,440
I've, like, just wandered off and the thought's

999
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,039
gone, but it can sound like just a

1000
00:35:51,039 --> 00:35:52,500
silence while I'm trying

1001
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:54,960
to find the thought or get back on

1002
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:57,760
track. With the camera, y'all can literally watch

1003
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:58,784
my face go blank.

1004
00:36:02,204 --> 00:36:02,704
Just

1005
00:36:03,085 --> 00:36:03,585
yeah.

1006
00:36:06,125 --> 00:36:07,804
Okay. Okay. So I need

1007
00:36:08,684 --> 00:36:10,525
if you are a listener who does not

1008
00:36:10,525 --> 00:36:13,244
normally get to watch live or never watch

1009
00:36:13,244 --> 00:36:15,739
live, I I highly recommend just coming for

1010
00:36:15,739 --> 00:36:17,440
the live chat. Jesus god.

1011
00:36:17,820 --> 00:36:19,119
So both Junie

1012
00:36:19,820 --> 00:36:22,800
and Silent and was it Junie and Silent?

1013
00:36:23,820 --> 00:36:24,320
And,

1014
00:36:24,860 --> 00:36:26,559
Steam, Fire, and Ice. Thank you.

1015
00:36:27,525 --> 00:36:29,944
Remember that that I am the proud owner

1016
00:36:30,324 --> 00:36:33,224
of penis glitter, penis shaped glitter. You are.

1017
00:36:33,364 --> 00:36:36,005
And yesterday, day before, I can't remember. I

1018
00:36:36,005 --> 00:36:37,125
was I think it was while I was

1019
00:36:37,125 --> 00:36:38,885
watching the videos. I was like, oh, should

1020
00:36:38,885 --> 00:36:40,664
I learn how to do resin inclusions

1021
00:36:41,180 --> 00:36:42,000
and use

1022
00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:43,920
the penis shaped glitter

1023
00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:46,239
in some of these

1024
00:36:46,980 --> 00:36:47,480
d

1025
00:36:48,220 --> 00:36:51,099
20 dice? It it it it might you

1026
00:36:51,099 --> 00:36:52,000
know? Yeah.

1027
00:36:53,660 --> 00:36:54,160
I

1028
00:37:02,315 --> 00:37:04,655
It's gonna be interesting. It's gonna be interesting.

1029
00:37:04,875 --> 00:37:07,355
Yeah. We try when we make certain things

1030
00:37:07,355 --> 00:37:08,815
that we want to be repeatable,

1031
00:37:09,559 --> 00:37:11,079
whether it's with resin or anything else, we

1032
00:37:11,079 --> 00:37:13,000
try and stick to with resin, we try

1033
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,079
to stick to, like, the same colors over

1034
00:37:15,079 --> 00:37:16,199
and over again. Mhmm.

1035
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,840
Especially for anything we're gonna keep, like, on

1036
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:21,639
a rotating regular basis. That just makes it

1037
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:23,000
you don't have to, like, use a a

1038
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,734
lot of creative brain space to come up

1039
00:37:24,734 --> 00:37:26,194
with a new idea every time.

1040
00:37:26,574 --> 00:37:29,214
We're gonna revamp our technically, it's a air

1041
00:37:29,214 --> 00:37:31,534
quote building brick, diabolical. Y'all, it's a fucking

1042
00:37:31,534 --> 00:37:33,694
Lego. We're gonna revamp the colors we use,

1043
00:37:33,694 --> 00:37:35,855
but we're still gonna, like, have those be

1044
00:37:35,855 --> 00:37:36,355
systematized

1045
00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:38,355
so we can be as efficient as possible.

1046
00:37:38,610 --> 00:37:40,050
But with the d twenties, I kinda don't

1047
00:37:40,050 --> 00:37:41,809
wanna do that. I just wanna do different,

1048
00:37:41,809 --> 00:37:44,630
like, random crazy pours Mhmm. And be, like,

1049
00:37:44,849 --> 00:37:45,829
here. You know?

1050
00:37:46,849 --> 00:37:47,349
So

1051
00:37:48,930 --> 00:37:49,250
but

1052
00:37:51,074 --> 00:37:52,835
oh, silence says, that was two years ago.

1053
00:37:52,835 --> 00:37:54,355
I can't believe you still haven't used it,

1054
00:37:54,355 --> 00:37:56,755
meaning the peanut shaped glitter for anything. There

1055
00:37:56,755 --> 00:37:59,554
are so many things on my,

1056
00:37:59,954 --> 00:38:00,855
heavy duty,

1057
00:38:01,155 --> 00:38:02,755
I hope we never have to lift them

1058
00:38:02,755 --> 00:38:03,974
ourselves, shelving

1059
00:38:04,460 --> 00:38:06,880
units that I've had for in little jars

1060
00:38:06,940 --> 00:38:09,599
and little bags. The amount of mica,

1061
00:38:10,219 --> 00:38:10,719
glitter,

1062
00:38:13,019 --> 00:38:13,519
markers,

1063
00:38:13,819 --> 00:38:14,960
alcohol inks.

1064
00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:17,679
I have so many things I've never used.

1065
00:38:18,619 --> 00:38:19,019
So

1066
00:38:20,355 --> 00:38:21,574
yeah. I'm just

1067
00:38:27,074 --> 00:38:27,574
Yeah.

1068
00:38:29,275 --> 00:38:29,775
Mhmm.

1069
00:38:31,474 --> 00:38:33,954
Mhmm. I just, you know, I just wish

1070
00:38:33,954 --> 00:38:35,734
there was time and money

1071
00:38:36,050 --> 00:38:37,969
in the day to do all the crazy

1072
00:38:37,969 --> 00:38:39,349
fun things. Yeah.

1073
00:38:39,889 --> 00:38:40,389
I

1074
00:38:41,969 --> 00:38:44,769
we're gonna have to restock some supplies soon,

1075
00:38:44,769 --> 00:38:47,329
and I am terrified of what that's gonna

1076
00:38:47,329 --> 00:38:50,255
mean cost wise. Yeah. Because we buy for

1077
00:38:50,255 --> 00:38:51,954
the most part, we buy from American

1078
00:38:52,255 --> 00:38:54,335
companies because the shipping is gonna be cheaper.

1079
00:38:54,335 --> 00:38:54,894
Right? Right.

1080
00:38:56,414 --> 00:38:58,974
But I don't necessarily know where they source

1081
00:38:58,974 --> 00:39:01,230
the stuff they're selling us. I do assume

1082
00:39:01,230 --> 00:39:03,070
it some of it is probably most of

1083
00:39:03,070 --> 00:39:03,730
it is probably

1084
00:39:04,030 --> 00:39:05,809
not from The US, and so

1085
00:39:06,349 --> 00:39:07,890
they were already expensive

1086
00:39:08,590 --> 00:39:09,090
before.

1087
00:39:09,550 --> 00:39:11,570
Yeah. We need to buy more resin.

1088
00:39:11,869 --> 00:39:14,775
I am fucking terrified. That's gonna be expensive.

1089
00:39:14,994 --> 00:39:16,934
Mhmm. And my candle making supplies.

1090
00:39:17,394 --> 00:39:18,775
That's gonna be expensive.

1091
00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:22,275
Yep. It's gonna be expensive. Well, that's like,

1092
00:39:22,594 --> 00:39:23,494
you know, do

1093
00:39:24,835 --> 00:39:25,655
some of the

1094
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:26,780
sand

1095
00:39:27,079 --> 00:39:28,199
most of the sandpaper

1096
00:39:28,519 --> 00:39:29,980
Mhmm. I use,

1097
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:32,699
comes from Germany.

1098
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:36,440
Oh, okay. Yeah. And and I love it.

1099
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,539
Yeah. It's it's a good such a good

1100
00:39:38,679 --> 00:39:40,440
paper. It holds up so well and does

1101
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:42,255
such an excellent job. So,

1102
00:39:42,894 --> 00:39:44,734
yeah. I don't know what's future is gonna

1103
00:39:44,734 --> 00:39:46,034
bring with that. No.

1104
00:39:47,775 --> 00:39:48,994
No. I'm a

1105
00:39:49,295 --> 00:39:50,974
look. I like to learn new things, and

1106
00:39:50,974 --> 00:39:52,974
I, you know, I like to tell myself

1107
00:39:52,974 --> 00:39:54,654
for myself. I do not apply this to

1108
00:39:54,654 --> 00:39:56,559
other people. That the things I go through

1109
00:39:56,559 --> 00:39:58,159
help me learn things and make me the

1110
00:39:58,159 --> 00:40:00,000
person I am, and that's how I know

1111
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,839
how to, like, blah blah blah blah blah

1112
00:40:01,839 --> 00:40:02,739
blah blah, all that bullshit.

1113
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,599
This was not the life lesson I wanted

1114
00:40:05,599 --> 00:40:07,440
to learn, being a business owner who makes

1115
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,445
a product at a time when

1116
00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:10,324
consumers

1117
00:40:10,704 --> 00:40:12,784
are terrified to spend their own money and

1118
00:40:12,784 --> 00:40:13,284
makers

1119
00:40:13,664 --> 00:40:15,625
are a little terrified to make anything Yeah.

1120
00:40:15,744 --> 00:40:17,585
Because how expensive is this is not the

1121
00:40:17,585 --> 00:40:19,664
life lesson I really wanted to learn. This

1122
00:40:19,744 --> 00:40:21,505
I've learned so many life lessons in forty

1123
00:40:21,505 --> 00:40:23,344
five years. This one didn't have to go

1124
00:40:23,344 --> 00:40:23,969
on the list.

1125
00:40:24,690 --> 00:40:26,210
I don't I don't wanna learn what it

1126
00:40:26,210 --> 00:40:28,530
means to be a a product based business

1127
00:40:28,530 --> 00:40:31,250
owner in a recession. I really do. Yeah.

1128
00:40:31,250 --> 00:40:33,489
Nope. Nope. We could've kept that one off

1129
00:40:33,489 --> 00:40:35,510
the list. We really could've.

1130
00:40:37,090 --> 00:40:39,409
Well, that's like all the, all the pen

1131
00:40:39,409 --> 00:40:39,909
components

1132
00:40:40,905 --> 00:40:43,005
that I get. Mhmm. Any of those components,

1133
00:40:43,785 --> 00:40:46,344
they either come the bulk of them come

1134
00:40:46,344 --> 00:40:47,405
from Taiwan.

1135
00:40:47,945 --> 00:40:50,285
Mhmm. Okay. Okay? And some come from China.

1136
00:40:50,344 --> 00:40:53,400
Sure. There there is not anybody. There is

1137
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,400
no one in The US. Because they couldn't

1138
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:56,760
make them at the prices they're able to

1139
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,039
sell them at if they had to make

1140
00:40:58,039 --> 00:41:00,679
them here. It's it's too Yeah. You know,

1141
00:41:00,679 --> 00:41:01,739
and that is the

1142
00:41:02,119 --> 00:41:05,799
from a personal ethics, like, what feels right

1143
00:41:05,799 --> 00:41:07,815
to me kind of thing. That is always

1144
00:41:07,815 --> 00:41:09,434
the hard part of to

1145
00:41:10,054 --> 00:41:11,655
make a product that people can afford to

1146
00:41:11,655 --> 00:41:12,714
buy in our own country,

1147
00:41:13,014 --> 00:41:16,554
the components cannot be too damn expensive. So,

1148
00:41:16,614 --> 00:41:19,094
yay, I'm grateful for these cheap products from

1149
00:41:19,094 --> 00:41:21,094
other countries, but also I know that they

1150
00:41:21,094 --> 00:41:23,014
can do cheap products typically because they do

1151
00:41:23,014 --> 00:41:25,400
not pay their people enough, and that's not

1152
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,299
right. Yeah.

1153
00:41:28,599 --> 00:41:29,260
I just

1154
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:31,319
which is why,

1155
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:33,799
there's many reasons we have not ever hired,

1156
00:41:33,799 --> 00:41:36,359
like, a virtual assistant or, you know, whatever

1157
00:41:36,359 --> 00:41:37,480
whatever. It's because

1158
00:41:38,255 --> 00:41:40,655
and this is advice I have seen in

1159
00:41:40,655 --> 00:41:42,574
different, like, how to own your own business

1160
00:41:42,574 --> 00:41:44,195
and be an entrepreneur advice.

1161
00:41:44,494 --> 00:41:46,894
Oh, just use x y z company who

1162
00:41:46,894 --> 00:41:49,295
employs people in this country. They're only gonna

1163
00:41:49,295 --> 00:41:51,775
get paid $2 an hour. It'll be cheap

1164
00:41:51,775 --> 00:41:54,329
for you. And I'm like, no. Mhmm. No.

1165
00:41:54,329 --> 00:41:56,089
If I can't afford to pay somebody to

1166
00:41:56,089 --> 00:41:57,150
work in my business

1167
00:41:57,690 --> 00:41:59,690
at a wage, even if it's like air

1168
00:41:59,690 --> 00:42:02,409
quote minimum wage that somebody could maybe do

1169
00:42:02,409 --> 00:42:03,929
something with that money off of, I'm not

1170
00:42:03,929 --> 00:42:06,089
fucking hiring them. Damn. You know, I just

1171
00:42:06,250 --> 00:42:08,264
and not $7.25

1172
00:42:08,264 --> 00:42:10,344
an hour minimum wage. Florida minimum wage is

1173
00:42:10,344 --> 00:42:11,644
supposed to be, what, 15?

1174
00:42:12,105 --> 00:42:14,184
We're doing it in stair steps, but eventually,

1175
00:42:14,184 --> 00:42:15,864
we're supposed to get to $15 an hour,

1176
00:42:15,864 --> 00:42:16,525
I think.

1177
00:42:17,304 --> 00:42:18,924
That. That's what I would pay somebody.

1178
00:42:20,109 --> 00:42:21,469
Yep. And if you can't afford to pay

1179
00:42:21,469 --> 00:42:23,630
somebody, like, a a wage that is not

1180
00:42:23,630 --> 00:42:25,869
embarrassing to admit that you paid another human

1181
00:42:25,869 --> 00:42:26,369
being,

1182
00:42:26,750 --> 00:42:28,030
I'm not gonna hire them. I'm not gonna

1183
00:42:28,030 --> 00:42:29,889
hire them. This is how it works. Mhmm.

1184
00:42:30,829 --> 00:42:32,829
So but we we know that and we

1185
00:42:32,829 --> 00:42:33,889
agree to that and

1186
00:42:35,164 --> 00:42:36,844
we know that that means there will be

1187
00:42:36,844 --> 00:42:39,485
a ceiling on our own business abilities because

1188
00:42:39,485 --> 00:42:41,405
there's only so much two human beings who

1189
00:42:41,405 --> 00:42:42,465
are rapidly aging

1190
00:42:42,844 --> 00:42:44,065
can physically do.

1191
00:42:44,445 --> 00:42:46,784
Mhmm. And we're comfortable with that. I never

1192
00:42:46,925 --> 00:42:49,109
never thought I wanna work for myself myself

1193
00:42:49,109 --> 00:42:49,609
so

1194
00:42:50,230 --> 00:42:51,869
I can make a million fucking dollars. I

1195
00:42:51,869 --> 00:42:52,869
wanna live and pay my bills. That's what

1196
00:42:52,869 --> 00:42:55,269
I wanna do, have an environment. And for

1197
00:42:55,269 --> 00:42:57,109
me, that is in part why I was

1198
00:42:57,109 --> 00:42:57,609
insistent

1199
00:42:57,909 --> 00:43:00,489
on on the CNC machine. Yeah.

1200
00:43:02,295 --> 00:43:03,815
You know, I I love what I do.

1201
00:43:03,815 --> 00:43:05,894
I I I do. I enjoy going out

1202
00:43:05,894 --> 00:43:08,534
and and and working in my shop, whether

1203
00:43:08,534 --> 00:43:10,934
I'm making something for the kinkery, whether I'm

1204
00:43:10,934 --> 00:43:12,954
making something, you know, for the wood dom.

1205
00:43:13,655 --> 00:43:16,155
I I like it. I enjoy it. Mhmm.

1206
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:18,139
But, yeah, I am

1207
00:43:18,839 --> 00:43:20,920
I ain't gonna lie. I'm I'm getting older,

1208
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:21,900
and I don't

1209
00:43:22,199 --> 00:43:23,960
take as good care of myself as I

1210
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:25,719
probably should. I'm trying to get you to

1211
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:27,559
change that. I know. The tough love clause

1212
00:43:27,559 --> 00:43:29,639
only goes so far. Yeah. Just saying. I

1213
00:43:29,639 --> 00:43:31,815
know. I know. I know. But also, we're

1214
00:43:31,815 --> 00:43:34,234
under the American health care system, so

1215
00:43:34,614 --> 00:43:35,974
that's some of that's out of our hands.

1216
00:43:35,974 --> 00:43:37,094
I know. But,

1217
00:43:38,054 --> 00:43:39,255
you know, yeah. With with,

1218
00:43:39,734 --> 00:43:41,655
my intention is to, you know, once I

1219
00:43:41,655 --> 00:43:43,114
get it up and running and learn,

1220
00:43:43,414 --> 00:43:45,094
you know, more about it, that,

1221
00:43:46,389 --> 00:43:47,989
it can take a little bit of off

1222
00:43:47,989 --> 00:43:50,010
of me. Pressure off of me. Yeah. Yep.

1223
00:43:50,230 --> 00:43:52,309
Yeah. Which here's the irony, and I'm gonna

1224
00:43:52,309 --> 00:43:53,289
tell you this because,

1225
00:43:54,070 --> 00:43:56,070
y'all, we do the kind of honesty that

1226
00:43:56,070 --> 00:43:57,130
hurts around here,

1227
00:43:57,909 --> 00:43:59,775
because I agree with them, but also I'm

1228
00:43:59,775 --> 00:44:01,775
like, then you're not gonna like this next

1229
00:44:01,775 --> 00:44:03,694
thing. So I popped up a video on

1230
00:44:03,694 --> 00:44:04,194
Instagram

1231
00:44:05,054 --> 00:44:07,454
of you just cutting out part of a

1232
00:44:07,454 --> 00:44:09,855
a resin inlay Yes. Paddle. And those have

1233
00:44:09,855 --> 00:44:11,295
to be hand cut the way they're shaped,

1234
00:44:11,295 --> 00:44:12,894
the way that both those are hand cut.

1235
00:44:12,894 --> 00:44:15,429
Somebody actually commented, I really appreciate that you're

1236
00:44:15,429 --> 00:44:17,670
hand cutting those. And Really? I was like,

1237
00:44:17,670 --> 00:44:18,869
oh, thanks. And in my head, I was

1238
00:44:18,869 --> 00:44:20,349
like, well, you're not gonna like some of

1239
00:44:20,349 --> 00:44:21,210
the new shit.

1240
00:44:22,550 --> 00:44:24,469
Yeah. I know. Because sometimes you just need

1241
00:44:24,469 --> 00:44:26,949
the help of a machine. Right. Yep. Not

1242
00:44:26,949 --> 00:44:28,170
enough hours in a day.

1243
00:44:28,710 --> 00:44:31,135
No. God. No. Never enough hours in a

1244
00:44:31,135 --> 00:44:33,295
day. But And, you know, part of part

1245
00:44:33,295 --> 00:44:35,614
of what I've been trying to do, along

1246
00:44:35,614 --> 00:44:38,255
with everything, is is to make time to

1247
00:44:38,255 --> 00:44:40,434
to sit down and and relax and unwind.

1248
00:44:40,574 --> 00:44:41,934
We have to, or we won't be able

1249
00:44:41,934 --> 00:44:43,855
to keep going, for sure. You know, and

1250
00:44:43,855 --> 00:44:44,355
that's,

1251
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:50,079
but, you know, that that's why I've been

1252
00:44:50,079 --> 00:44:51,380
making a point to,

1253
00:44:52,159 --> 00:44:54,319
sit outside in the evening right now. You

1254
00:44:54,319 --> 00:44:55,380
are so adorable

1255
00:44:55,759 --> 00:44:56,900
when you're out there

1256
00:44:57,359 --> 00:44:57,859
because,

1257
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:00,500
he's

1258
00:45:01,175 --> 00:45:02,934
taking care of some personal business out there.

1259
00:45:02,934 --> 00:45:04,054
I don't know how much I'm allowed to

1260
00:45:04,054 --> 00:45:05,675
say, so I'm trying to keep it whatever.

1261
00:45:06,295 --> 00:45:09,175
And then he he took with the okay.

1262
00:45:09,175 --> 00:45:11,734
So one of the electives that the 15

1263
00:45:11,734 --> 00:45:14,295
year old took for homeschool this year was

1264
00:45:14,295 --> 00:45:16,800
a music elective to learn to play the

1265
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:17,300
banjo.

1266
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:18,660
And

1267
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,760
somehow, someway, we are in possession of two

1268
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:24,160
banjos, so JB said, oh, I'll take this

1269
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:25,920
class with you. Ukulele. You did I say

1270
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,059
banjo? Goddamn.

1271
00:45:28,175 --> 00:45:29,715
Why did I say banjo?

1272
00:45:30,094 --> 00:45:30,914
Sweet girl.

1273
00:45:31,215 --> 00:45:31,715
Ukulele?

1274
00:45:32,335 --> 00:45:32,835
Holy

1275
00:45:33,295 --> 00:45:33,795
shit.

1276
00:45:34,255 --> 00:45:37,554
Yep. Holy shit. Wrong with my whole chest.

1277
00:45:37,695 --> 00:45:38,195
God

1278
00:45:38,655 --> 00:45:39,155
damn.

1279
00:45:39,454 --> 00:45:41,695
Mhmm. Ukulele. Somehow, we're in the possession of

1280
00:45:41,695 --> 00:45:42,434
two ukuleles.

1281
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:45,559
And so Jamie says to the 15 year

1282
00:45:45,559 --> 00:45:46,680
old, do you mind if I sit in

1283
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:47,960
on these with you? And that was great

1284
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:49,480
because that got the 15 year old to

1285
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,079
actually sit down and do the lessons or

1286
00:45:51,079 --> 00:45:53,160
whatever whatever. So now we're post like, the

1287
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:54,920
lessons have been done. There's no more lessons

1288
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:57,155
to do. And I'll just go outside, and

1289
00:45:57,155 --> 00:45:59,255
JB's having a moment to himself,

1290
00:45:59,875 --> 00:46:02,034
in the backyard and just strumming on his

1291
00:46:02,034 --> 00:46:04,135
little ukulele. And it's been

1292
00:46:04,675 --> 00:46:05,175
adorable.

1293
00:46:05,474 --> 00:46:08,034
So, yeah. In in the evening after dinner,

1294
00:46:08,034 --> 00:46:09,235
if I'm, you know, if I do the

1295
00:46:09,235 --> 00:46:10,295
dishes, I I

1296
00:46:11,180 --> 00:46:12,780
do all the dishes, do all that stuff.

1297
00:46:12,780 --> 00:46:13,280
And,

1298
00:46:15,019 --> 00:46:16,079
I go sit outside

1299
00:46:16,579 --> 00:46:17,079
and,

1300
00:46:20,300 --> 00:46:22,619
have my flower. Elevate, as we like to

1301
00:46:22,619 --> 00:46:23,180
call it. And,

1302
00:46:24,059 --> 00:46:25,280
I I practice

1303
00:46:25,764 --> 00:46:26,344
the ukulele

1304
00:46:26,644 --> 00:46:28,804
It's adorable. For, like, half an hour. And

1305
00:46:28,804 --> 00:46:29,945
and, you know,

1306
00:46:30,644 --> 00:46:33,045
I do I printed out some of the

1307
00:46:33,045 --> 00:46:33,864
stuff from

1308
00:46:34,405 --> 00:46:34,724
the,

1309
00:46:35,445 --> 00:46:37,545
The lessons already. The lessons that we took.

1310
00:46:38,039 --> 00:46:38,539
And,

1311
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,800
I've I've been organizing it in a notebook

1312
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,820
for me. You're so cute.

1313
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:48,460
And,

1314
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:51,179
yeah. Thus far, I have

1315
00:46:53,605 --> 00:46:55,065
learned four chords

1316
00:46:56,964 --> 00:46:57,464
and

1317
00:46:58,164 --> 00:46:59,545
I can recognizably

1318
00:46:59,924 --> 00:47:01,224
play happy birthday.

1319
00:47:02,005 --> 00:47:04,405
Good for you. I can row, row, row

1320
00:47:04,405 --> 00:47:06,089
your boat. Good for

1321
00:47:07,269 --> 00:47:07,769
you.

1322
00:47:09,670 --> 00:47:10,630
Did I have to,

1323
00:47:12,069 --> 00:47:14,569
gently bully him with love the other day

1324
00:47:15,030 --> 00:47:16,710
when he was like, maybe I'm too old

1325
00:47:16,710 --> 00:47:17,829
to learn how to do this, and I

1326
00:47:17,829 --> 00:47:18,704
don't really have

1327
00:47:23,505 --> 00:47:24,005
determination

1328
00:47:24,465 --> 00:47:26,144
and the willingness to put in the hard

1329
00:47:26,144 --> 00:47:28,065
work to practice. Mhmm. And if you don't

1330
00:47:28,065 --> 00:47:30,065
have the natural aptitude, maybe it takes you

1331
00:47:30,065 --> 00:47:31,585
a little bit longer, but who the fuck

1332
00:47:31,585 --> 00:47:33,045
cares? This isn't a race.

1333
00:47:33,500 --> 00:47:35,339
So just as long as you love it

1334
00:47:35,339 --> 00:47:37,260
or you like it or it feels, like,

1335
00:47:37,260 --> 00:47:39,119
worth the effort you have to put in,

1336
00:47:39,260 --> 00:47:40,799
keep fucking doing it,

1337
00:47:41,179 --> 00:47:43,199
she said with love and submissively.

1338
00:47:43,659 --> 00:47:44,159
So

1339
00:47:44,460 --> 00:47:46,619
so, you know, I I am, you know,

1340
00:47:46,619 --> 00:47:47,519
it's a little

1341
00:47:47,900 --> 00:47:49,280
difficult, but I'm finding

1342
00:47:49,635 --> 00:47:50,775
work around. My

1343
00:47:52,195 --> 00:47:53,894
left hand has a little bit of arthritis.

1344
00:47:54,275 --> 00:47:54,775
Mhmm.

1345
00:47:55,235 --> 00:47:58,054
So, you know, sometimes some of these cords

1346
00:47:58,835 --> 00:48:00,375
take me a while to

1347
00:48:01,875 --> 00:48:02,375
Yeah.

1348
00:48:02,675 --> 00:48:03,655
Work on.

1349
00:48:04,389 --> 00:48:06,070
Hey. You have a really, like, a really

1350
00:48:06,070 --> 00:48:08,250
interesting goal for your ukulele playing.

1351
00:48:09,190 --> 00:48:10,010
Yes. Yes.

1352
00:48:10,710 --> 00:48:12,949
The the goal I set for myself with

1353
00:48:12,949 --> 00:48:13,449
this,

1354
00:48:14,469 --> 00:48:14,969
was,

1355
00:48:15,909 --> 00:48:17,355
I will have reached a

1356
00:48:17,675 --> 00:48:20,554
milestone when I can play the, opening part

1357
00:48:20,554 --> 00:48:21,775
to Stairway to Heaven.

1358
00:48:22,875 --> 00:48:23,375
Okay.

1359
00:48:23,914 --> 00:48:25,594
Stairway to Heaven is what this is the

1360
00:48:25,594 --> 00:48:27,434
connecting point of this thought. Mhmm.

1361
00:48:28,474 --> 00:48:29,775
I was reading

1362
00:48:30,715 --> 00:48:31,454
a book

1363
00:48:32,809 --> 00:48:34,730
that was about angels and demons, but it

1364
00:48:34,730 --> 00:48:36,809
was not religious, but they that was just

1365
00:48:36,809 --> 00:48:39,309
the characters they chose to use for this

1366
00:48:39,610 --> 00:48:40,829
romancy or whatever.

1367
00:48:41,530 --> 00:48:43,630
And Stairway to Heaven

1368
00:48:46,445 --> 00:48:48,864
in in this universe of this book, y'all,

1369
00:48:49,485 --> 00:48:50,385
was used

1370
00:48:51,724 --> 00:48:54,204
for the people who were basically on the

1371
00:48:54,204 --> 00:48:57,565
escalator down to hell when they thought There

1372
00:48:57,565 --> 00:48:59,565
we go. It was considered a hellish song

1373
00:48:59,565 --> 00:49:00,599
and was one of the most

1374
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,539
reasons, not because, you know, we

1375
00:49:13,775 --> 00:49:15,614
we're all kinky here or something, but, like,

1376
00:49:15,614 --> 00:49:17,454
like, going to hell. Hell. Right? Mhmm. They

1377
00:49:17,454 --> 00:49:19,454
had that that was the song that was

1378
00:49:19,454 --> 00:49:22,255
their, like, theme song background music as they

1379
00:49:22,255 --> 00:49:22,755
went

1380
00:49:23,135 --> 00:49:25,775
to hell. It was just it was two

1381
00:49:25,775 --> 00:49:28,739
throwaway lines in the the whole ass story.

1382
00:49:28,739 --> 00:49:31,320
We get no more content. Said, I just

1383
00:49:31,460 --> 00:49:31,960
start

1384
00:49:32,579 --> 00:49:34,920
howling. I was like, oh my god.

1385
00:49:35,780 --> 00:49:36,280
Yeah.

1386
00:49:36,980 --> 00:49:38,360
Let's see. For for me,

1387
00:49:38,900 --> 00:49:39,460
this was,

1388
00:49:40,340 --> 00:49:41,639
doing this is,

1389
00:49:45,655 --> 00:49:47,594
how do I explain it without going into

1390
00:49:49,894 --> 00:49:51,815
you know, I I grew up in an

1391
00:49:51,815 --> 00:49:52,635
era when,

1392
00:49:54,135 --> 00:49:55,034
garage bands

1393
00:49:56,219 --> 00:49:58,219
were huge. Every every kid wanted to be

1394
00:49:58,219 --> 00:50:00,139
in a garage band and and and play

1395
00:50:00,139 --> 00:50:02,079
an instrument. Mhmm. You know?

1396
00:50:02,859 --> 00:50:03,179
And,

1397
00:50:04,619 --> 00:50:05,760
I wanted to

1398
00:50:06,780 --> 00:50:07,920
learn to play guitar.

1399
00:50:08,875 --> 00:50:11,355
I was infatuated with with the guitar, with

1400
00:50:11,355 --> 00:50:12,015
the sound,

1401
00:50:12,315 --> 00:50:14,474
and I I wanted to learn to play

1402
00:50:14,474 --> 00:50:14,974
guitar.

1403
00:50:16,795 --> 00:50:17,695
And I couldn't.

1404
00:50:19,835 --> 00:50:20,075
And,

1405
00:50:21,230 --> 00:50:23,309
it was when I was today years old

1406
00:50:23,309 --> 00:50:25,309
that I realized there's nothing stopping me, and

1407
00:50:25,309 --> 00:50:26,829
if I want to, I can. I can

1408
00:50:26,829 --> 00:50:28,510
try to learn. You sure as shit can.

1409
00:50:28,510 --> 00:50:29,730
Yeah. And I am.

1410
00:50:30,030 --> 00:50:30,929
And we are,

1411
00:50:31,549 --> 00:50:34,315
getting way better at buying second hand used

1412
00:50:34,315 --> 00:50:36,715
pawn shop thrift store, and we'll find you

1413
00:50:36,715 --> 00:50:37,775
a guitar.

1414
00:50:38,795 --> 00:50:40,175
I have access to one.

1415
00:50:40,954 --> 00:50:43,114
I thought that one got taken. No. Oh.

1416
00:50:43,114 --> 00:50:44,954
Still there. Still there. That's cool. Even better.

1417
00:50:44,954 --> 00:50:46,735
Don't have to spend no damn money. Right.

1418
00:50:47,355 --> 00:50:48,570
Oh. And the platform

1419
00:50:48,969 --> 00:50:49,469
ukulele

1420
00:50:50,090 --> 00:50:52,110
lessons has guitar lessons. I know.

1421
00:50:53,369 --> 00:50:55,710
I know. Yep. So yay. Mhmm.

1422
00:50:56,890 --> 00:50:57,210
But

1423
00:51:01,784 --> 00:51:03,385
folks in the live chat are talking about

1424
00:51:03,385 --> 00:51:05,304
weather. And I Canada, I'm so sorry that

1425
00:51:05,304 --> 00:51:07,464
y'all go from snow to not snow like

1426
00:51:07,464 --> 00:51:09,864
that. We are getting probably our last little

1427
00:51:09,864 --> 00:51:12,264
week of oh, this is pleasant a pleasant

1428
00:51:12,264 --> 00:51:14,505
temperature, and I like being outside now. Well,

1429
00:51:14,505 --> 00:51:16,559
last week, we were hotter than normal. Jesus

1430
00:51:16,559 --> 00:51:18,320
God. It was so fucking hot. Yeah. And

1431
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:20,160
this week it's just pleasant. It's spring like.

1432
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:21,539
Last week we had July,

1433
00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:22,980
August weather.

1434
00:51:24,079 --> 00:51:25,539
Yep. Excuse me.

1435
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:26,640
And,

1436
00:51:27,199 --> 00:51:28,960
but, yeah. Now this week we got a

1437
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:30,500
little reprieve, and it's been

1438
00:51:31,224 --> 00:51:32,364
absolutely beautiful.

1439
00:51:34,585 --> 00:51:35,885
Yeah. I actually,

1440
00:51:37,304 --> 00:51:38,664
on top of doing the work I had

1441
00:51:38,664 --> 00:51:40,264
to do yesterday, I I jumped out there

1442
00:51:40,264 --> 00:51:41,945
and did a bunch of yard work. Yeah.

1443
00:51:41,945 --> 00:51:42,605
You did.

1444
00:51:43,065 --> 00:51:44,045
Yeah. You did.

1445
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:46,659
So much yard work. Yeah.

1446
00:51:47,039 --> 00:51:48,079
Yep. And,

1447
00:51:49,119 --> 00:51:51,139
because I hadn't been feeling well, it kinda

1448
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:55,359
but it's under control now. That's all that

1449
00:51:55,359 --> 00:51:57,380
matters. That's all that matters. Yep. Yep. Yep.

1450
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:00,179
So that's where I'm

1451
00:52:01,535 --> 00:52:02,035
at.

1452
00:52:04,575 --> 00:52:05,954
Excuse me. So

1453
00:52:06,575 --> 00:52:07,075
yeah.

1454
00:52:10,414 --> 00:52:10,914
And,

1455
00:52:14,175 --> 00:52:15,075
yeah. With

1456
00:52:16,539 --> 00:52:18,159
with the weather changing

1457
00:52:19,420 --> 00:52:20,480
here, we have,

1458
00:52:21,579 --> 00:52:22,799
officially entered

1459
00:52:23,900 --> 00:52:24,400
the

1460
00:52:25,019 --> 00:52:27,760
animal shedding season. Oh, god.

1461
00:52:28,194 --> 00:52:28,775
At last,

1462
00:52:30,034 --> 00:52:32,434
Including the human animals with longer hair. It's

1463
00:52:32,434 --> 00:52:32,934
delightful.

1464
00:52:33,954 --> 00:52:34,454
You

1465
00:52:35,074 --> 00:52:36,054
know, I

1466
00:52:36,755 --> 00:52:37,255
had

1467
00:52:37,714 --> 00:52:39,714
not sure how this I was able to

1468
00:52:39,714 --> 00:52:41,574
do this by quite accident,

1469
00:52:42,130 --> 00:52:42,630
but,

1470
00:52:43,329 --> 00:52:46,130
I got Onyx used to being brushed. She

1471
00:52:46,130 --> 00:52:48,050
likes being brushed. She looks forward to it.

1472
00:52:48,050 --> 00:52:50,949
She demands it. Yes. She's pushing it.

1473
00:52:51,329 --> 00:52:51,829
Mhmm.

1474
00:52:52,609 --> 00:52:53,989
And and last night,

1475
00:52:55,364 --> 00:52:57,125
even though it was late as hell when

1476
00:52:57,125 --> 00:52:59,144
we go home, she wanted her

1477
00:53:00,085 --> 00:53:00,585
brushing.

1478
00:53:02,244 --> 00:53:03,784
And I had just cleaned

1479
00:53:04,565 --> 00:53:05,224
the brush.

1480
00:53:06,579 --> 00:53:08,119
At one time last night,

1481
00:53:08,420 --> 00:53:11,299
brushing her for five, ten minutes Full. It

1482
00:53:11,299 --> 00:53:13,319
was full. Mhmm. Mhmm.

1483
00:53:14,179 --> 00:53:16,359
With Lola, I every morning

1484
00:53:17,059 --> 00:53:18,839
when when I wake her up,

1485
00:53:21,585 --> 00:53:23,364
I I brush her. Mhmm.

1486
00:53:25,105 --> 00:53:25,605
And

1487
00:53:26,945 --> 00:53:29,025
earlier this morning, I was petting her before

1488
00:53:29,025 --> 00:53:30,945
I let her outside, and the fur was

1489
00:53:30,945 --> 00:53:31,445
just,

1490
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:32,500
like,

1491
00:53:33,119 --> 00:53:34,579
poofing off of her in

1492
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:36,420
in waves.

1493
00:53:37,839 --> 00:53:38,339
So

1494
00:53:39,119 --> 00:53:41,760
why is Ella our red headed stepchild? Will

1495
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:43,139
anybody brush Ella?

1496
00:53:47,855 --> 00:53:49,295
Look. Somebody just don't have to put a

1497
00:53:49,295 --> 00:53:51,375
timer on, come put the brush in my

1498
00:53:51,375 --> 00:53:53,054
hand, walk me to where I could brush

1499
00:53:53,054 --> 00:53:54,594
her. That's the only way I'm gonna remember.

1500
00:53:54,655 --> 00:53:55,155
Mhmm.

1501
00:53:56,175 --> 00:53:58,500
Mhmm. No. Was it last night? I think

1502
00:53:58,579 --> 00:54:00,260
think it was last night. Youngest should do

1503
00:54:00,260 --> 00:54:00,760
it.

1504
00:54:02,659 --> 00:54:04,119
Don't even get me started.

1505
00:54:04,820 --> 00:54:06,500
I don't disagree with you, but do not

1506
00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:07,480
get me started.

1507
00:54:08,260 --> 00:54:09,719
I think it was last night,

1508
00:54:10,019 --> 00:54:11,079
Ella decided

1509
00:54:11,414 --> 00:54:13,094
if you're new here, Ella is a cat.

1510
00:54:13,094 --> 00:54:15,114
Onyx is a cat. Lola is a dog.

1511
00:54:16,215 --> 00:54:18,394
Mhmm. Ella decided she had not gotten enough

1512
00:54:18,855 --> 00:54:19,835
love and affection,

1513
00:54:20,775 --> 00:54:21,275
and

1514
00:54:21,815 --> 00:54:23,574
she's developed a habit. I'll be sitting on

1515
00:54:23,574 --> 00:54:24,855
the couch at night when I finally go,

1516
00:54:24,855 --> 00:54:26,054
I am done with this. I'm gonna go

1517
00:54:26,054 --> 00:54:27,780
sit on the couch and just associate.

1518
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,640
And I always put a pillow, like, kind

1519
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:31,140
of

1520
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:33,519
mostly over my boobs to, like, have this,

1521
00:54:33,519 --> 00:54:35,840
like, platform because then I look at my

1522
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:37,519
phone there because I learned from my physical

1523
00:54:37,519 --> 00:54:39,224
therapist a million years ago to keep my

1524
00:54:39,224 --> 00:54:41,545
neck from hurting, keep the phone at eye

1525
00:54:41,545 --> 00:54:42,285
level. Right?

1526
00:54:42,585 --> 00:54:43,085
Well,

1527
00:54:43,465 --> 00:54:45,305
Ella, over time, has taken that to mean,

1528
00:54:45,305 --> 00:54:47,244
oh, I'm gonna go spend about ten minutes

1529
00:54:48,105 --> 00:54:50,184
on that pillow on your lap, and we

1530
00:54:50,184 --> 00:54:51,085
will be together.

1531
00:54:51,690 --> 00:54:53,289
And I, you know, I pet her. I

1532
00:54:53,289 --> 00:54:55,130
love her. Eventually, I'm just like, I wanna

1533
00:54:55,130 --> 00:54:56,569
do my own thing, and I ignore her,

1534
00:54:56,569 --> 00:54:57,949
but she's there and it's fine.

1535
00:54:58,409 --> 00:54:59,929
Last night the last time she did it,

1536
00:54:59,929 --> 00:55:01,309
I don't even remember what night,

1537
00:55:01,769 --> 00:55:02,510
she was

1538
00:55:02,889 --> 00:55:03,389
aggressive

1539
00:55:03,769 --> 00:55:06,489
in you will pet me, you will love

1540
00:55:06,489 --> 00:55:06,989
me,

1541
00:55:07,494 --> 00:55:08,474
I am here,

1542
00:55:09,175 --> 00:55:10,635
that's the top of my head,

1543
00:55:11,255 --> 00:55:13,574
get busy, bitch, I need affection. I was

1544
00:55:13,574 --> 00:55:15,835
like, okay. Okay. Here's here's what

1545
00:55:16,295 --> 00:55:18,155
I think preceded that.

1546
00:55:19,655 --> 00:55:22,155
You know, when we got home last night,

1547
00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:26,139
and after everything got settled,

1548
00:55:26,679 --> 00:55:27,659
Lola decided

1549
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:30,119
she wanted to demand my attention because I

1550
00:55:30,119 --> 00:55:31,719
was gone all evening. You're not allowed to

1551
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:33,579
go. Nope. Nope. Nope. No.

1552
00:55:34,039 --> 00:55:34,359
And,

1553
00:55:35,505 --> 00:55:37,264
so we're we're back here in the in

1554
00:55:37,264 --> 00:55:39,505
the office room, and and she plopped down

1555
00:55:39,505 --> 00:55:40,944
on the ground, and she, you know, rolled

1556
00:55:40,944 --> 00:55:42,964
up on her back, which, you know, you

1557
00:55:43,505 --> 00:55:45,424
gotta give belly rubs. You I mean, you

1558
00:55:45,424 --> 00:55:47,384
just really do. You know, you you it

1559
00:55:47,505 --> 00:55:49,664
it's not an option to say no to

1560
00:55:49,664 --> 00:55:50,804
giving belly rubs.

1561
00:55:51,469 --> 00:55:53,469
So I, you know, bent, and I'm I'm

1562
00:55:53,469 --> 00:55:54,849
giving her belly rubs.

1563
00:55:55,789 --> 00:55:58,530
Well, Ella shows up while I'm doing this,

1564
00:55:59,469 --> 00:56:01,329
and she's actually circling

1565
00:56:02,589 --> 00:56:04,574
us. And, a few times she tried to,

1566
00:56:05,614 --> 00:56:06,355
push in,

1567
00:56:07,775 --> 00:56:09,074
you know, and I think she,

1568
00:56:10,014 --> 00:56:11,554
was jealous of all the attention

1569
00:56:12,014 --> 00:56:13,695
Lola was getting and that's how she came

1570
00:56:13,695 --> 00:56:14,355
to you.

1571
00:56:14,655 --> 00:56:16,275
That's okay. Mhmm. Mhmm.

1572
00:56:16,574 --> 00:56:17,714
I do I do think

1573
00:56:18,094 --> 00:56:20,255
look, Ella is kind of a bitch. Okay.

1574
00:56:20,255 --> 00:56:21,989
She's not kind of a bitch. She's definitely

1575
00:56:21,989 --> 00:56:24,550
a fucking bitch. Yeah. But we love her.

1576
00:56:24,550 --> 00:56:25,050
Mhmm.

1577
00:56:25,910 --> 00:56:28,230
But she thinks she's pretty. It's Good thing

1578
00:56:28,230 --> 00:56:29,750
she's pretty. She does not get to hold

1579
00:56:29,750 --> 00:56:32,070
the brain cell. That I'm sure of. Onyx

1580
00:56:32,070 --> 00:56:34,005
has commandeered her brain cell and has her

1581
00:56:34,005 --> 00:56:35,464
own and is like, nope.

1582
00:56:37,764 --> 00:56:38,264
But

1583
00:56:38,885 --> 00:56:39,385
she's

1584
00:56:40,164 --> 00:56:42,905
she's pissed off the wrong people. And now

1585
00:56:43,444 --> 00:56:45,625
Lola doesn't wanna give her much attention.

1586
00:56:46,590 --> 00:56:48,130
JB's, like, begrudging.

1587
00:56:49,230 --> 00:56:50,289
She does love.

1588
00:56:51,390 --> 00:56:53,710
And yet and yet oh, let me tell

1589
00:56:53,710 --> 00:56:56,110
JB's secrets for I didn't really like l

1590
00:56:56,110 --> 00:56:56,910
that much. I was just

1591
00:56:57,630 --> 00:56:58,130
so

1592
00:57:00,655 --> 00:57:01,155
Onyx,

1593
00:57:01,535 --> 00:57:03,295
every so often will just kinda go off

1594
00:57:03,295 --> 00:57:04,994
her feet. She just won't eat

1595
00:57:05,454 --> 00:57:07,775
like she should. Often it's because she's been

1596
00:57:07,775 --> 00:57:10,015
eating plastic and then her tummy feels yucky.

1597
00:57:10,015 --> 00:57:12,175
And once she vomits up the plastic, she

1598
00:57:12,175 --> 00:57:14,590
eats again. Again. But sometimes it's she's tired

1599
00:57:14,590 --> 00:57:17,010
of wet food. She wants dry food, but

1600
00:57:17,389 --> 00:57:18,829
she doesn't. We don't know how to, like,

1601
00:57:18,829 --> 00:57:20,349
figure that out. She doesn't say, like a

1602
00:57:20,349 --> 00:57:22,750
menu change? Right. Exactly. I'm a little tired

1603
00:57:22,750 --> 00:57:24,670
of this. Right? So we figured that out

1604
00:57:24,670 --> 00:57:25,730
through trial and error.

1605
00:57:26,344 --> 00:57:27,484
What I learned

1606
00:57:28,505 --> 00:57:30,364
is that while Onyx

1607
00:57:30,904 --> 00:57:33,404
is in her I only want dry food

1608
00:57:33,944 --> 00:57:37,404
dehydrate me daddy mode, right, in that era,

1609
00:57:38,744 --> 00:57:40,949
so that Ella, who is still eating wet

1610
00:57:40,949 --> 00:57:43,349
food, because that's our preference anyway, does not

1611
00:57:43,349 --> 00:57:44,650
feel left out.

1612
00:57:45,109 --> 00:57:47,849
JB puts the equivalent of croutons

1613
00:57:48,789 --> 00:57:51,750
on Ella's food so she can think she's

1614
00:57:51,750 --> 00:57:53,769
having dry food too.

1615
00:57:55,505 --> 00:57:56,885
And if he feeds

1616
00:57:57,265 --> 00:57:59,105
Onyx late at night because she didn't eat

1617
00:57:59,105 --> 00:58:00,625
a meal and we know she's gonna be

1618
00:58:00,625 --> 00:58:02,704
hungry and blah blah blah, he makes sure

1619
00:58:02,704 --> 00:58:04,065
to and it's usually dry food if we

1620
00:58:04,065 --> 00:58:05,824
do that. He makes sure to give Ella

1621
00:58:05,824 --> 00:58:08,340
just a few little dry pieces of food

1622
00:58:08,340 --> 00:58:10,920
so she doesn't feel left out.

1623
00:58:11,539 --> 00:58:13,740
Because Ella is a fucking bitch, and if

1624
00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:16,340
I don't do something to distract her, she

1625
00:58:16,340 --> 00:58:18,660
will go after and push back away from

1626
00:58:18,660 --> 00:58:20,085
her food. But that does not

1627
00:58:20,644 --> 00:58:21,605
explain the croutons on top of her wet

1628
00:58:21,605 --> 00:58:22,105
food.

1629
00:58:23,125 --> 00:58:24,344
Does not explain it.

1630
00:58:28,085 --> 00:58:28,585
Nope.

1631
00:58:29,525 --> 00:58:31,364
And, yeah, I did I did give JB

1632
00:58:31,364 --> 00:58:32,789
a whole hell of a lot of shit

1633
00:58:33,030 --> 00:58:36,070
when I realized he was topping off Ella's

1634
00:58:36,070 --> 00:58:38,890
food. The one he's like, goddamn cat away.

1635
00:58:39,269 --> 00:58:40,809
God. I was like, god, you're pretty.

1636
00:58:41,190 --> 00:58:42,730
He complains about Ella

1637
00:58:43,030 --> 00:58:44,010
all the time,

1638
00:58:44,869 --> 00:58:47,449
but she still gets the princess treatment.

1639
00:58:48,284 --> 00:58:48,784
So

1640
00:58:49,885 --> 00:58:51,964
Maybe that's it, silent. She's jealous because I

1641
00:58:51,964 --> 00:58:53,905
don't get first princess treatment. I'm not begrudging

1642
00:58:54,925 --> 00:58:57,585
you don't, by the way. I'm not begrudging

1643
00:58:58,045 --> 00:58:59,264
Ella her croutons.

1644
00:59:00,159 --> 00:59:02,639
I am saying stop pretending that you don't

1645
00:59:02,639 --> 00:59:03,780
love this cat

1646
00:59:04,079 --> 00:59:06,880
if you're going to literally sprinkle extra food

1647
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:08,079
on top of her food so she does

1648
00:59:08,079 --> 00:59:10,239
not feel left out. I'm just saying be

1649
00:59:10,239 --> 00:59:12,565
honest with both me and yourself. That is

1650
00:59:12,565 --> 00:59:13,625
what I'm saying.

1651
00:59:15,364 --> 00:59:17,465
I'm saying I'm calling you on your bullshit

1652
00:59:18,085 --> 00:59:19,385
out of love and submissively.

1653
00:59:20,164 --> 00:59:20,905
Do you know

1654
00:59:21,445 --> 00:59:22,265
that Ella

1655
00:59:22,804 --> 00:59:23,785
is so bad?

1656
00:59:24,410 --> 00:59:26,570
I feed the cats first. Both cats get

1657
00:59:26,570 --> 00:59:27,390
fed first.

1658
00:59:28,329 --> 00:59:28,829
And,

1659
00:59:29,690 --> 00:59:32,410
be because I got tired of having to

1660
00:59:32,410 --> 00:59:34,730
stand over the cats while they eat to

1661
00:59:34,730 --> 00:59:37,789
keep Ella from taking food away from Pretty

1662
00:59:38,474 --> 00:59:40,575
That's for sure. I started feeding

1663
00:59:40,954 --> 00:59:43,355
Onyx now in a separate room. Yeah. Give

1664
00:59:43,355 --> 00:59:45,195
me some peace of mind, and and and

1665
00:59:45,195 --> 00:59:46,715
the nice thing is is that since doing

1666
00:59:46,715 --> 00:59:48,335
that, Onyx actually eats

1667
00:59:48,715 --> 00:59:51,130
all of her food now. Right. She's not

1668
00:59:51,130 --> 00:59:52,670
fighting for her life up there.

1669
00:59:53,130 --> 00:59:55,530
Right. So, anyway, I I feed the cats

1670
00:59:55,530 --> 00:59:56,030
first,

1671
00:59:56,329 --> 00:59:56,829
and

1672
00:59:57,530 --> 00:59:59,309
I made two shelves

1673
00:59:59,690 --> 01:00:01,289
in the kitchen. The cats go up on

1674
01:00:01,289 --> 01:00:02,889
the shelves on the wall to eat. To

1675
01:00:02,889 --> 01:00:04,730
not worry about Lola getting a little too

1676
01:00:04,730 --> 01:00:05,175
curious.

1677
01:00:06,215 --> 01:00:08,155
So then after they're fed and settled,

1678
01:00:08,855 --> 01:00:11,035
I feed Lola. Now Lola,

1679
01:00:11,735 --> 01:00:14,074
her bowl, her food bowl and water bowl

1680
01:00:14,934 --> 01:00:16,155
are kind of underneath

1681
01:00:16,855 --> 01:00:17,594
the shelf

1682
01:00:18,375 --> 01:00:19,175
where Ella

1683
01:00:19,655 --> 01:00:22,029
Mhmm. Eats. Mhmm. Okay? But not, like, directly

1684
01:00:22,029 --> 01:00:22,529
at

1685
01:00:22,909 --> 01:00:24,829
the lower level. It it's lower and and

1686
01:00:24,829 --> 01:00:26,750
kind of Staggered. Out. Yeah. The the shelves

1687
01:00:26,750 --> 01:00:28,670
here, and, you know, she's There's a there's

1688
01:00:28,670 --> 01:00:30,029
a method to the madness, is what we're

1689
01:00:30,029 --> 01:00:33,170
trying to communicate. Right. So so anyway,

1690
01:00:35,375 --> 01:00:36,434
when I feed

1691
01:00:37,135 --> 01:00:37,635
Lola

1692
01:00:37,934 --> 01:00:39,315
and put her food down,

1693
01:00:40,255 --> 01:00:41,474
Ella stops eating,

1694
01:00:41,934 --> 01:00:43,155
and she leans

1695
01:00:43,614 --> 01:00:44,835
over the phone. She's like,

1696
01:00:45,215 --> 01:00:47,635
what what's she getting? That looks very interesting

1697
01:00:47,775 --> 01:00:48,514
over there.

1698
01:00:48,815 --> 01:00:50,239
Yep. Look. Look.

1699
01:00:50,539 --> 01:00:53,500
Both of our cat girls experienced their own

1700
01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:56,880
kitten level trauma being strays, and they each

1701
01:00:57,340 --> 01:01:00,079
responded to that trauma in different ways.

1702
01:01:00,619 --> 01:01:03,579
Onyx will probably never not be anxious and

1703
01:01:03,579 --> 01:01:06,815
skittish Yep. And terrified for anybody to even

1704
01:01:06,815 --> 01:01:07,875
see her eat,

1705
01:01:08,414 --> 01:01:09,234
let alone

1706
01:01:09,614 --> 01:01:10,514
take a shit.

1707
01:01:12,734 --> 01:01:15,554
Ella had the equal but opposite response

1708
01:01:15,934 --> 01:01:19,420
to practically unhinge her jaw to scoop food

1709
01:01:19,420 --> 01:01:21,420
in. Oh, my god. And to give zero

1710
01:01:21,420 --> 01:01:23,500
fucks about where she takes a shit or

1711
01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:26,539
a piss and will give you eye contact

1712
01:01:26,539 --> 01:01:29,519
while she's in that litter box. Mhmm. Zero

1713
01:01:29,579 --> 01:01:31,039
fucks. Yep. So

1714
01:01:32,234 --> 01:01:33,375
similar childhoods,

1715
01:01:33,914 --> 01:01:35,934
wildly different responses. Yeah.

1716
01:01:37,275 --> 01:01:39,135
So yeah. And one time,

1717
01:01:41,194 --> 01:01:41,694
I,

1718
01:01:42,154 --> 01:01:43,674
you know, in a lot of times in

1719
01:01:43,674 --> 01:01:47,250
the morning, when I measure out Lola's breakfast,

1720
01:01:47,309 --> 01:01:50,029
I will measure out her dinner food too.

1721
01:01:50,029 --> 01:01:50,529
Mhmm.

1722
01:01:50,829 --> 01:01:52,690
And sometimes I do that because,

1723
01:01:53,549 --> 01:01:55,069
in the morning what I'll do is I'll

1724
01:01:55,069 --> 01:01:57,630
make a Kong for her, because she she

1725
01:01:57,630 --> 01:02:00,144
loves that stupid Kong. She she engages with

1726
01:02:00,144 --> 01:02:01,984
it. It keeps her, you know, keeps her

1727
01:02:01,984 --> 01:02:02,484
occupied,

1728
01:02:03,344 --> 01:02:03,664
and,

1729
01:02:04,144 --> 01:02:06,144
she likes it. So I I had measured

1730
01:02:06,144 --> 01:02:06,644
out

1731
01:02:07,344 --> 01:02:09,105
Lola's food, and I set it on the

1732
01:02:09,105 --> 01:02:10,085
side on the counter,

1733
01:02:11,510 --> 01:02:13,369
so I could, fill her

1734
01:02:13,829 --> 01:02:16,210
make her Kong for her. Because, well, I'll

1735
01:02:16,210 --> 01:02:18,630
I'll I'll actually even then, sprinkle some water

1736
01:02:18,630 --> 01:02:20,309
on it and free freeze it. So it's

1737
01:02:20,710 --> 01:02:22,489
It lasts a little bit longer? Mhmm.

1738
01:02:22,949 --> 01:02:23,349
And,

1739
01:02:24,550 --> 01:02:26,675
I walked away from the kitchen,

1740
01:02:27,855 --> 01:02:29,394
come back a couple minutes later,

1741
01:02:30,094 --> 01:02:31,715
Ella is up on the counter

1742
01:02:32,255 --> 01:02:33,235
with her head

1743
01:02:34,015 --> 01:02:35,555
in the in the dog food.

1744
01:02:36,094 --> 01:02:38,574
Look, one thing Ella's not gonna do, she's

1745
01:02:38,574 --> 01:02:40,494
not gonna miss a meal, even if it's

1746
01:02:40,494 --> 01:02:42,059
a bonus meal that wasn't meant for her.

1747
01:02:42,059 --> 01:02:44,019
Did you leave it there? Was she capable

1748
01:02:44,019 --> 01:02:45,980
of getting to it? That seems like a

1749
01:02:45,980 --> 01:02:46,719
you problem.

1750
01:02:47,260 --> 01:02:50,059
She's just out here surviving. Doing her thing.

1751
01:02:50,059 --> 01:02:50,559
Yep.

1752
01:02:53,739 --> 01:02:56,244
Look. Ella is the one that they all

1753
01:02:56,324 --> 01:02:58,804
I love all of them. Truly, truly. We

1754
01:02:58,804 --> 01:03:00,724
go to ridiculous lengths to take care of

1755
01:03:00,724 --> 01:03:01,385
these girls.

1756
01:03:02,085 --> 01:03:04,164
Ella is the one that drives me the

1757
01:03:04,164 --> 01:03:04,664
most

1758
01:03:05,364 --> 01:03:06,585
obviously crazy,

1759
01:03:07,045 --> 01:03:08,744
but the other two, like,

1760
01:03:09,530 --> 01:03:12,409
I'm I kind of follow Onyx around this

1761
01:03:12,409 --> 01:03:14,650
house sometimes, not like stalking, but, like, she'll

1762
01:03:14,650 --> 01:03:15,530
be in a place I need to be

1763
01:03:15,530 --> 01:03:16,750
and it's like I'm calling her.

1764
01:03:17,130 --> 01:03:18,170
And I just have to look at her

1765
01:03:18,170 --> 01:03:19,690
and go, do you know how she wants

1766
01:03:19,690 --> 01:03:22,089
she wants your attention. She head butts you

1767
01:03:22,089 --> 01:03:24,074
until you're scratching behind her ears, but then

1768
01:03:24,155 --> 01:03:25,675
she lifts her ass up because she likes

1769
01:03:25,675 --> 01:03:26,815
the base of her tail,

1770
01:03:27,195 --> 01:03:28,554
you know, rubbed on and loved on. And

1771
01:03:28,554 --> 01:03:31,375
I'm like, same girl. And and she

1772
01:03:31,675 --> 01:03:33,275
cries and follows you, and I just have

1773
01:03:33,275 --> 01:03:34,474
to look at her like, do you know

1774
01:03:34,474 --> 01:03:35,755
how much easier your life would be if

1775
01:03:35,755 --> 01:03:38,974
you'd let me fucking pick you up? Mhmm.

1776
01:03:39,659 --> 01:03:41,199
She does not. No.

1777
01:03:41,579 --> 01:03:44,880
She won't even sit on my lap anymore.

1778
01:03:45,019 --> 01:03:47,339
I think it's because she's decided that's Ella's

1779
01:03:47,339 --> 01:03:49,099
spot, but she will go sit on your

1780
01:03:49,099 --> 01:03:50,699
lap. And she will. Now here's the thing

1781
01:03:50,699 --> 01:03:52,940
Onyx will do that is new. Like, she's

1782
01:03:52,940 --> 01:03:53,440
maybe

1783
01:03:54,525 --> 01:03:55,744
relaxing a little bit,

1784
01:03:57,085 --> 01:03:59,085
after five years of having her, by the

1785
01:03:59,085 --> 01:04:00,444
way. Well, you know, some some of us

1786
01:04:00,444 --> 01:04:02,364
do it mellow in old age. Well, she's

1787
01:04:02,364 --> 01:04:04,284
going to get older before I think she'll

1788
01:04:04,284 --> 01:04:05,105
she'll be mellow.

1789
01:04:06,605 --> 01:04:08,224
She walks up now to

1790
01:04:08,550 --> 01:04:10,949
Ella when she wants Ella's love and affection.

1791
01:04:10,949 --> 01:04:13,610
Mhmm. But she has a very low tolerance

1792
01:04:13,750 --> 01:04:15,750
for it, so the love and affection is

1793
01:04:15,750 --> 01:04:17,670
allowed to last for about three point two

1794
01:04:17,670 --> 01:04:18,170
seconds.

1795
01:04:18,630 --> 01:04:20,809
And then she walks away. Or she smacks

1796
01:04:20,869 --> 01:04:23,835
Ella. Yeah. And Ella It's To love cat.

1797
01:04:24,074 --> 01:04:26,014
Wants wants to love

1798
01:04:26,315 --> 01:04:26,755
everybody

1799
01:04:27,195 --> 01:04:28,335
Yeah. So bad

1800
01:04:28,875 --> 01:04:30,655
that she takes the tap,

1801
01:04:31,675 --> 01:04:32,574
follows Onyx,

1802
01:04:33,034 --> 01:04:35,135
tries to let her love on her again,

1803
01:04:35,675 --> 01:04:38,630
begging for I mean, it's really if there

1804
01:04:38,630 --> 01:04:41,130
was, like, a thing like cat therapy, like,

1805
01:04:41,349 --> 01:04:43,990
you know, cognitive behavioral therapy, she needs to

1806
01:04:43,990 --> 01:04:45,750
be in it. Like, she's clearly got some

1807
01:04:45,750 --> 01:04:47,930
issues, and I'm a little sad for her.

1808
01:04:48,230 --> 01:04:49,050
But also,

1809
01:04:50,335 --> 01:04:51,795
she's still an annoying shit.

1810
01:04:53,215 --> 01:04:56,094
Well, I I I, you know, I laughed

1811
01:04:56,094 --> 01:04:57,074
a couple times,

1812
01:04:59,375 --> 01:05:01,715
because she tried to stick her head in

1813
01:05:01,855 --> 01:05:03,155
Lola's food bowl

1814
01:05:03,695 --> 01:05:05,074
while Lola was eating.

1815
01:05:05,390 --> 01:05:06,989
That's called a death wish. Yeah. I know.

1816
01:05:06,989 --> 01:05:08,829
I know. That, you know, didn't go over

1817
01:05:08,829 --> 01:05:11,309
well. No. The weirdest one is when she

1818
01:05:11,309 --> 01:05:13,890
sticks her whole ass face in Lola's ears.

1819
01:05:14,030 --> 01:05:14,530
Yes.

1820
01:05:15,070 --> 01:05:17,390
And I I know she's sniffing. I think

1821
01:05:17,390 --> 01:05:19,090
she's licking. I'm not sure.

1822
01:05:19,390 --> 01:05:22,015
I'm not sure. I don't ask questions.

1823
01:05:22,715 --> 01:05:25,614
Lola has learned to allow it Mhmm.

1824
01:05:25,914 --> 01:05:28,235
To a certain extent. She'll she will allow

1825
01:05:28,235 --> 01:05:29,195
it. You know, she'll

1826
01:05:29,835 --> 01:05:31,515
most of the time, it occurs when she's

1827
01:05:31,515 --> 01:05:32,255
on the floor

1828
01:05:32,570 --> 01:05:35,469
laying down Mhmm. And Ella will come up.

1829
01:05:35,769 --> 01:05:36,750
And, you know,

1830
01:05:38,329 --> 01:05:40,650
Lola is a good girl. She really is.

1831
01:05:41,050 --> 01:05:42,670
You know, she lays there and lets

1832
01:05:43,289 --> 01:05:45,469
Ella do whatever it is that she's doing.

1833
01:05:46,889 --> 01:05:47,389
And,

1834
01:05:47,835 --> 01:05:49,514
you know, then there comes a point where

1835
01:05:49,514 --> 01:05:50,875
she's tired of it and she'll lift her

1836
01:05:50,875 --> 01:05:52,635
head, give Ella side eye, and Ella will

1837
01:05:52,635 --> 01:05:53,135
just

1838
01:05:53,514 --> 01:05:55,594
I mean, at least Ella has learned to

1839
01:05:55,594 --> 01:05:57,454
read the room that much. Yeah.

1840
01:05:57,835 --> 01:05:58,335
Yeah.

1841
01:05:58,795 --> 01:05:59,295
Yeah.

1842
01:06:00,179 --> 01:06:00,679
Yeah.

1843
01:06:01,139 --> 01:06:01,639
So

1844
01:06:05,619 --> 01:06:06,119
anyway,

1845
01:06:09,539 --> 01:06:11,480
I can't think of anything else.

1846
01:06:11,859 --> 01:06:13,859
Me either. But also, I think my brain,

1847
01:06:13,859 --> 01:06:16,155
like, tried to reboot a couple times during

1848
01:06:16,155 --> 01:06:18,795
this stream and recording session anyway. I get

1849
01:06:18,795 --> 01:06:19,675
it. I get it. And we have a

1850
01:06:19,675 --> 01:06:21,515
video to record. So I We get to

1851
01:06:21,515 --> 01:06:23,434
do that this morning with all the I

1852
01:06:23,434 --> 01:06:25,275
don't know what the Monday episode will be

1853
01:06:25,275 --> 01:06:27,055
like, but I apologize now.

1854
01:06:27,755 --> 01:06:28,255
Mhmm.

1855
01:06:28,954 --> 01:06:29,454
Yep.

1856
01:06:30,250 --> 01:06:31,769
I think I mean, unless there's other stuff

1857
01:06:31,769 --> 01:06:33,849
that you're just dying to I'm I'm good

1858
01:06:33,849 --> 01:06:36,010
at this point. Obviously, there's no actual bonus

1859
01:06:36,010 --> 01:06:37,690
section because this whole fucking thing was a

1860
01:06:37,690 --> 01:06:39,309
bonus section. So,

1861
01:06:40,570 --> 01:06:42,590
thanks for being here with us.

1862
01:06:44,765 --> 01:06:47,164
While we ramble and forget what words are

1863
01:06:47,164 --> 01:06:47,664
and

1864
01:06:48,045 --> 01:06:49,184
Yeah. Just

1865
01:06:49,805 --> 01:06:51,824
be our chaotic selves. Mhmm.

1866
01:06:52,125 --> 01:06:53,885
Can I tell you Lola's snoring in the

1867
01:06:53,885 --> 01:06:55,965
background is making me sleepier than I already

1868
01:06:55,965 --> 01:06:58,545
am? Yeah. I cannot sleep while somebody's snoring.

1869
01:06:59,180 --> 01:07:01,019
I don't really hear her snoring too much

1870
01:07:01,019 --> 01:07:02,000
right now, but

1871
01:07:02,619 --> 01:07:04,140
her laying at my feet It's because you're

1872
01:07:04,140 --> 01:07:06,460
at half capacity with your hearing aids. Yeah.

1873
01:07:06,460 --> 01:07:08,380
Yeah. I'm a guy. One of my hearing

1874
01:07:08,380 --> 01:07:08,860
aids,

1875
01:07:10,380 --> 01:07:11,280
took a dive.

1876
01:07:11,660 --> 01:07:13,360
Thank god for a warranty. Yep.

1877
01:07:13,695 --> 01:07:15,614
So anyway, we're gonna go. Thanks for being

1878
01:07:15,614 --> 01:07:16,355
here. Uh-huh.

1879
01:07:17,055 --> 01:07:19,075
We'll be back next week with, like, actual

1880
01:07:19,614 --> 01:07:21,635
something. Yep. Sure. Mhmm.

1881
01:07:23,135 --> 01:07:24,195
Bye. Bye.

1882
01:07:24,494 --> 01:07:26,335
We're not gonna say keep it kinky, y'all,

1883
01:07:26,335 --> 01:07:28,500
but just know in our hearts, we're thinking.