I do appreciate the all finer things in
life.
So I decide that the luck this season.
And kittens sauce Colors is such an inspiration
do me.
More important exhale kid and soft bathroom tissue
is so soft. What more could girl ask
for?
But here's the bonus. The extra pennies I
see. Help me about the luxury.
No reads in my garden. D Kittens soft
bathroom tissue. Excellent value from. Just try 1.
If you don't like it easy to give.
Nicotine, I'd better move fast.
Duke managed it high go up smoking ours
are easy like Nico nicotine says. You'll no
good win back to nicotine. No. No a
superman. Leave me 1. Please, I need 1.
Just
That's how hard it is, that's why I
never say yes to a cigarette.
Happiness is a cigar called helmet. The miles
are.
When I prepare a really special salad, I
like to make sure everything's right.
The fresh salad vegetables, and, of course, the
paste resistance,
hines,
mayonnaise.
It's so creamy smooth with a delicious rich
subtle taste.
So you don't lose the flavor of the
vegetables.
Even if you lose a salad. Heinz mayonnaise.
It brings out the best in the best
of salads.
Wanna handle right? Junior to mean little kid.
I'm still happy to be here with you.
I know getting into trouble you see. I
always getting smack. That's why I always get
smack. Like, my mom said to me junior
junior? Are you pulling that cat's tail? I
said, no, mommy. I get holding it the
catch doing a pulling?
A roast going.
Oh
looks pretty good.
Oh, a little bit more on that side.
Really.
Oh.
Want to hammer a rice going.
Oh.
Looks pretty good.
Well, a little bit more and that's so
much. Teens are having fuck, having locked rather.
Farts so much. That the government uses him
to fuel rocket engines. However, his family is
not happy with him because he farts literally
every single minute. And his family has a
hard time sleeping every day, so his dad
thinks of an idea, connects a pipe to
his bottom and leads the toxic farts straight
outside the house. But the boy somehow still
manages to parted his dad's face and sends
him directly to the hospital. This incident forces
his dad to divorce his mom. His sister
starts to blame him for breaking the family
apart. And even when he approaches his mom,
she also ignore him now he is old
enough to join the school. On his first
day, he tries to hold his part, but
this doesn't end long and he releases the
most toxic forever ever. Everyone quickly runs away
from him, but only 1 boy stays with
him. It turns out that the boy has
no smell receptors which means he can't smell
and is immune to any toxic heat waves.
The 2 kids then become best friends because
of their special powers because the make.
It's a little meat marinade
you a meat
These breasts been large.
Wouldn't like to say, madam.
That's why moves go twice.
It's a cr sparkling wine
Oh, it's a greek wine. It's it's actually
cr. Is your a question or is only
me? So if I go to about and
say to the lady excuse me, do the
fuck She said, I'm not gonna get punched.
Yes.
It's it's called my wipe.
I'll wipe and I'll wipe and I'll wipe
and I'll wipe
a hundred times,
still poop. Still poop. Let me check that.
You... It's like I'm wiping a marker or
something. What what beaver looks like.
It. Have you actually practice your be it's...
I have play a few tank.
Tell us about will beaver.
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no. It's probably the other scientist see.
Dry.
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Is 7.2 magnitude
magnitude earthquake rattled
Alaska seismic active evolution islands.
It it's
magnitude
7 point.
It was a very large
earthquake.
It is the weirdest thing to me Democrats
say that it is racist
to believe
Well, they say it's races to do anything.
I had to die Mountain Dew yesterday
and want today. I'm sure they're gonna call
that races too, but
it's good.
I love you guys.
It is the weirdest thing.
Yes Chap your british butter keep coming cauliflower
cheese.
And here I am again as happy with
me all good friends and Jolly good company
in the bowel of chap towers. Here in
Colorado on a steaming hot weekend.
Up to the nineties it's gonna be a
hundred and a hundred degrees next week,
and no respite
for us. In the very, very near future.
It's it's good to be back again. As
is it's been
sporadic additions of the podcast,
I do have additions of my radio show
royal yacht at Keep Collie on the station
at radio app, I'll be giving a few
snippets of that today just so you can
indulge and enjoy and is all part of
the cross marketing purpose.
Yeah. As I said on the on the
previous podcast broadcast I'm sort of very ram
shack at them and hair all over the
place. Normally wanna I get a text from
my hairdresser saying,
chap you need to come in, you need
to have your lock shawn like Samsung,
but I haven't got any text, so I've
haven't gone to the hairdresser in a long
time,
and I really do need to get the
barn cut.
Very very. I don't think it'll be until
next Friday. So that's gonna be quite interesting
to see how that
that turns out. I'm gonna be
very, very much flops mo carbon taylor at
that point, Curly well,
and all of the others. And if you
never listened to the podcast. These are sort
of some of of things that we may
or may not be talking about here. I
grew up in an over praised American household
coming to Britain was a shock.
Gen z are being taught less an etiquette.
Banker has settles over surge over botched leg
extension. Maybe it was a third leg. Japanese
high school, hospitalized by 18 plus super spicy
crisps.
And Daniel Craig was sm hair club.
Shark attack movie, tears and
Paris mayor before the Olympics. At the top
of the shop those today.
Is there anything that you have or own
that you're
suspicious whether it works or not? Iv risk
blatantly clear
whether it actually works or you're it's not
quite sure.
So, you know, I've got an apple watch
meant to be fairly waterproof. So I take
it into the shower.
I have to test it out. I'm not
doing any Deep sea scuba diving, so I
have to test it ways it. And there's
a button that you press that has a
little drip.
Droplet.
And you know, that's meant to protect the
watch when you go, sort of underwater and
the shower. So shower a put little droplet
to icon on. And then afterwards, if you
press the crown of the watch,
it's meant to dispel the water,
Now, I sometimes see a few bubbles coming
out,
but I just don't think the bloody thing
works.
And and this curious
bidding the question out here,
rhetoric, of course,
Is there anything that you have bought that
you just have suspicions that it doesn't actually
work.
I mean, we have a we have a
air duct
an air grade, for the air conditioning that
we only put in there because the people
who did the air conditioning a few weeks
are cut a massive hole.
Now I wanted to put an old portrait
that my ex girlfriend
painted of me
that looks very, very angry chap.
And I'd forgot it that on the wall
almost like, when you have a mirrored ceiling
in the bed, I don't know if any
of you have a mirrored ceiling in the
benoit.
But
I wanted to put my painting on this.
I'm laying down the couch I just look
up, and I see that very angry portrait
me. Yeah. The air duct doesn't work.
And I was always suspicious going back to
watches because I had many watchers that, the
know they said, oh, it's 50 meters waterproof.
None of the watches water. They just let
water in every time.
To say this Apple watch doesn't know, mig
rolex in. They don't they don't let water
in.
I think but, you know, I was disappointed
for all of my youth that I couldn't
find a waterproof watch.
So, yes, I want introduce the first clip.
This was, a couple of Fridays ago on
the royal yacht. And we like to do
cape on the royal yacht on
At ko Colleague on
station head radio app. Do 3 shows a
week, the 1 on the Friday's 10PM Uk
times 03:00.
In the afternoon. You can, like did it
have a lot of fun. Lot of cape,
a lot of antics.
And
for this particular show,
I have very, very thick toe. So I
wanted to test out. I've been reading researching
this new
this new type of toe tonality clip finger
nail clipper. It was a German nail clipper,
lot thicker a lot wider.
And I decided to cut
My...
Certainly my big tu live on air on
the station head radio app, and this is
what happened. 10, she can always change her
mind Suppose.
Which is entirely possible.
But Jenny did mention at the, at the
top of the show,
nothing about tone tonality.
Or toes. Well,
it's it's almost and again.
It's almost like your
it's almost like a chap Ou board.
Where you mentioned something like this. And all
of a sudden,
something appears
related
2 feet.
Yeah.
Something's related to feed.
And
the mystery sound there you can hear,
answers on a postcard to chap towers or
you can type it in the chat,
whilst we continue with the triple t's because
it's very low energy cape today.
And by the way,
whoever's constantly
putting up the stripper of pole there, you're
gonna have some sort of repetitive strain injury,
much like day me yesterday.
If with the with the stripper of pole
keep going up or the barber pole, whatever
you want to call it. Very, very long.
And
the American nail clippers
are not are not doing it anymore. I
mean, I I have considered many things,
maybe this.
Yeah. That... That's 1 that's 1 idea that
I, that I had. But I mean I
it could be a little bit it could
be a little bit little bit painful doing
that. And if you haven't got a steady
hand, it could cause all sorts of
U. Now the great thing also,
and you know, I I do,
I, I'm a little bit
upset, obviously, that,
Naughty yacht sick at the moment, but I
can't hear her. Because normally, at this time,
she'll probably be down here,
sc me.
I'm saying, you know, all sorts of things
to me
during the course of during the course of
the show, just sort of reigning me in
more than anything else.
You know, I can still hear us saying...
Hey chap, can you make me another grilled
cheese sandwich using shitty kraft slices? Love you.
Yep. I mean, I can stay chap. I
could still hear that going on.
But, you know, I can Can sort of
block things out a little, bit I can
still block things out. What is that Darling?
What's that? Yeah. No. I can't to can't
hear you very, very well. So there's things
I can probably get away with today that
I wouldn't be able to do normally.
So as I said, my toenails is incredibly
thick. At the moment. And Thought, well, what's
the solution here? So I did a little
bit of research, a little bit of a
consumer research here?
And I found these
amazing.
Well, I think they're amazing. I don't know
yet until I try them out. I found
these amazing
German
German ton clippers here you.
And ladies man pieces
we're gonna have an unboxing of these Fuji
Max. They don't sound German.
German nail clippers
live and on station head.
So is very, very tight packaging here. It's
just take out all what's a. Is a
beautiful little metallic box here. I'm almost suspect
a tip of the finger to be in
here like at the horror movies.
And here,
It's an app... It's an
aluminum box,
and inside some
German
nail clippers.
And
they're very, very thick. I've read some of
the reviews.
Are excellent reviews, customers like the ease of
use of the appearance quality, the value of
the nail clipper. They mentioned it's easy to
use on fingernails and very thick toenails.
Sleek design, well designed, some happy with the
sharpest thickness
and opening.
Yes. I mean, they absolutely love this. So
anyway,
beautiful packaging
lovely little pouch. I do love a little
pouch.
And
I think these are gonna do the trick.
So
If I get that the bug is open.
Alright. There we go. So what I'm going
to do and I I know t really
does enjoy this when I do this.
After the next
after the next triple t song,
I'm going to see, I'm gonna do a
live consumer test,
I'm gonna see if I and get my
legs above my head,
to get the tone right close to the
microphone,
and I'm gonna clip
the the nelson this German nail clipper. I
think it's gonna do a a marvelous job.
I'm very, very much looking forward to it.
But right after the next triple t. So
I have,
I have I don't have the help of
Naughty yacht. I may need some sort of
leg sling to get my leg
or my right leg above my head, so
I can put it on the... Or, maybe
I can just rest it on the on
the desk here. It's a long time since
I've had my legs above my head, not
since boarding school in fact, if I remember.
So, let me just, I gotta take Well
I'm gonna keep keep the old hands on
here,
and I'm gonna to lift my leg up.
I think we need a little bit of
music here some sort of dramatic music to
just help us along the way.
Okay. So Let me just turn this down
a little bit.
I'm gonna get my...
Oh, I'm gonna ruin the equipment here.
I'm gonna get my
these are really good clippers here. I'm gonna
get my foot right up onto the desk
here,
and
I'm gonna go with the
the biggest
toe.
These have been pre salt.
So the biggest toe on the big toe
here Oh, these are bloody marvelous.
It's like a knife fruit butter, I tell
it.
Oh,
there we go.
Alright. That's a big toe.
So the big toe on the left foot
the nail, I was gonna say it's been
removed, not the actual toe, but the
the the tone has being clipped off.
And as I said, it was like a
knife through butter.
I'm also gonna try,
at the same time, I'm gonna do the
right toe, the big toe as well. These
are the clippers.
There we go.
And I'm gonna just clip the...
Got the
The right toe, there a little bit of
so earlier.
Oh, they're very very, very sharp.
This is why I could really do with
Naughty yacht help. I'm nearly halfway done here.
I mean, normally,
I would need the chainsaw on these.
But
today,
were these were these German made nail clippers.
I mean it's just a
off like a it like a cat's whisk
is so easy.
So easy.
Ladies and gentlemen,
a gift to you.
German made nail clippers,
like a knife
through proverbial butter,
On the royal.
Right after the 18 12, get back to
the trouble t, Shall.
So there we go.
I like to do odd things on air.
That you've listened to this podcast broadcaster before
we've done many many weird things on air,
but also on the radio show at keep
Collie.
The raw yacht on station header radio app.
We'll get into something else very, very soon
as well.
Because everybody knows my my love, a very,
very spicy food, Indian foods,
especially the vendor alone.
And last week, on the radio show, I
decided that I'm gonna try to have a
really spicy curry.
And see if it can prevent my
possible Covid at that point in time for
getting any worse.
Now, I'm not like Rogue. I'm not trying
to promote sort of Indian food being the
cure all and everything
But I I decided I wanted to try
Indian spicy hot.
So I called up the local Indian restaurant,
and this was off the show last Friday
a couple of Fridays ago. And here we
go this. So I speaking of Lady I
was trying to get a sense of the
how hot is indeed the Indian hot. Who
you recommend that I go for the, I
go for the Indian hot. Said you can
eat 5.
So
you are telling that And looks like you
is in 25 or, I I'm I'm not
sure more than that? And and if I
go for, like, the mint chu.
Then then that's... We have many Chinese.
If you want ones, if you can ask
for me certain needs, you can write down
the note. But if you want this 1,
you have to,
go to the order and then place the
submit that.
Okay. Okay. So III I'm gonna order the,
Vin 5
hot,
and and I'll also order the the mint
chat need to go with that as well.
Hopefully, that'll cure my cold.
You order online? Yeah. I'll go online and
order that. Yes. But thank thank you very
much for your advisers this afternoon. I appreciate
it. Bye bye. Bye bye.
Yes. So sorry but Trying order my Indian
food and that the song ended,
and there we go. So
This afternoon, I am going to order the
the indian hot.
And and let's and let's see what... What
happens with that. She she recommended
that I probably go for the 3 or
4. I said the 5,
she suggested that I I have mint chap
in a glass of milk with it.
So I'm gonna go
full Vin
and and go for Indian hot 5, and
then just see if that cures
or helps me with with the melody that
I'm suffering right now. This is Colombia.
There's a couple by lava la rue here
in Royal yacht
at
7 minutes past the top of the hour.
And thank you very much for everybody joining
the joining the show today.
The Indian food
has arrived,
Either,
taken a picture that I will post up
on their Instagram later. I do the receipt
that says number 1 hot that is the
Indian hot.
So
I will be
having a taste of this, Indian hot vin
lou,
very very soon.
They've also written a number 1 on the
top
of the...
So anyway, I think they're giving me a
warning here that maybe I probably shouldn't devour
this, but I am going to.
Thanks very much, Jen.
I I feel fine at the moment, but
I'm not gonna do the show on Sunday
because I I think I'm moving down that
avenue.
But
certainly not as bad as Naughty yacht,
who is pretty sick, But I've been taking
a lot of turmeric as well. The smoothie
is going to arrive soon my darling,
but I'm gonna have a taste of this
indian hot. I've never... I don't think I've
had Indian hot in America for. I've had
it in London.
I've had it in my hometown,
and it's pretty fiery. So we'll have a
taste of that and see
what happens next. But that's off Tara. Zed
wall.
Tara
Royal.
Just after 10 minutes
off the top of the hour.
And
so I'm hoping this
Vin will be the Eli that I require.
Now,
taking the lid off, there was a a
little bit of spill,
and
yeah. Is got it's got some fire in
there. Let me just put it that way.
It's gone.
It has got some fire.
Zone.
I'm gonna
go over to the,
here we go. You don't need to see
me.
There's a lot of things going on here.
The the ton clipping have been removed. So
I'm just gonna, you know, record this on
Instagram. Yes. Here we go. At the Royal
going on there. And this is the this
is a Vin,
A little bit of spill there. I know.
It's a messy desk. I apologize.
But I'm going to,
I'm gonna take a taste of this. So
there's a little spoon
and gonna take a taste of this. It's
Indian hot
from smoky hill indian.
And I'm gonna take a little bit of
a taste.
They want too much spill. I don't want
the dog flicking it up.
Alright. So
I got...
It is spicy.
It is very, very spicy.
It feels very good
on a
on a slightly sore throat though. So
I have a little bit more.
Chicken Vin.
So this 1 more taste.
Alright.
Yeah.
You know what? It does... It it kicks
in
it kicks in a little bit later. Right?
Maybe a couple of seconds later.
He's got some fire to it.
It's very flavorful
when I can feel it on the throat,
and it feels good. So I'll let you
know
how I feel
after the
after the indian hot loop.
I may need to go and get some
cucumber,
maybe a glass of milk
maybe a light chat of some sort
just to get through this. But very delicious,
and I will continue eating this a little
bit later. Lock party.
So I didn't feel the effects
of the Covid this week. Now I'm just
knocking on wood here.
And it may have been happening at the
really spicy duluth.
It was it was spicy, but so flavorful
at the same time.
And, yeah, as I, I've I'm mean testing
negative 3 times I'm not gonna do the
rogue there, but, you know, maybe we need
to try the ending indian food when we
get sick spices.
Okay. I think on the first podcast ever
did, keep coming ko her cheese, we had
vent. And we had a vin song. So
we're going full circle here.
But The history of the Standard island land
of going cuisine derived from the Portuguese Khan
V,
D.
Meat and wine and garlic marinade literally meat
of wine of garlic.
Is a dish of meat usually pork marinade
vinegar and garlic the basic structure of the
Portuguese discs through the Portuguese sailors preserved raw
ingredients packed in wooden barrels.
Of alternate layers of pork and garlic and
soaked in red wine This is adapted by
local gh cooks with the substitution of palm
vinegar for the red wine in addition to
spices it evolved into a localize localized and
easy to produce dish.
The British version of Calls for the meat
to be marinade and vinegar sugar fresh spices,
then cook with more. I like the potato
in the. As I know a lot of
people don't like the potato that I like
tate in the mineral.
Anyway, that's it. So we had German ton
clip is cutting my very, very thick.
Ran toenails.
Now, those clipping didn't fall into the Vendor.
Just wanted to let you know that. And
then I had Indian spice Fend trying to
cure my Covid and Well, I don't know.
I'm I'm still okay. I'm still feeling fine.
But that was the s that was a
cauldron of the podcast. As a cold and
a keep common color of our cheese.
So coming up next, we do have a
a poem.
But wanna say, thank you very much for
listening. Thank give your patience. I said these
have been a little bit more irregular
of late.
But we try to do 2 week Sometimes
it's 1. Sometimes it's none. As I said,
last week wasn't feeling the greatest. So
indulge enjoy these and there's a whole bat
catalog, nearly up to 400. Worried, like, 3
85
3 90, I can't remember. But many, many
additions to listen to at england listen to
replay of the radio shows well, station head,
Roy at Cape Collie, you just had to
go in, and long as you have an
Apple,
premium subscription or Spotify, you can listen to
the music,
and then listen to the shows as me
ra in between records.
But, yes, if you like this podcast,
subscribe on Spotify Apple, we don't have the
musical poor edition more sadly.
Anybody's been away and come back. But Slack
a breaker I hot radio, Pandora, you can
listen on audible, Amazon Podcast, Google Podcast
anywhere in fact.
Coming up next though, we do have a
summary poem.
This is 1 of my favorite English post
John.
Whatever will rhyme with some of the only
as plumber and drama, why the clever bard
would find it quite hard to connect with
summer or plumber.
My mind's getting glamour and glamour. Who hooray.
There's a word besides drama.
Oh, I think of some, the prep and
come with the Rhymes will get ram and
rama.
R if the bees, ham, its hammer, and
the b show us signs of summer
Also the holiday ba, though, porter gums labels,
and whenever he gums, he's a gum,
The c go and corner
he goes to the hot days of summer,
and he cooks every day till you plead
and you pray that his voice will get
dumb.
And.
That's it for another week of the podcast.
Lovely again to be back.
Please listen next week. I'm sure there'll be
a couple of game blew modern patience
trying epi and all, but love doing the
podcast and put them together And give you
some highlights of the radio show as well.
I hope you have a lovely time. Hopefully
it's not too hot. It's steaming here.
I was gonna say go and take a
culture, but I think I need a hot
1
freezing, It says a a weird thing about
air conditioning. Is it 90 degrees outside, but
it feels like the winter
inside.
Anyway, have a good week, I'll talk to
you very soon. C. I do appreciate the
all finer things in life.
So I decide that the luck this season.
And kicking sauce colors is such an inspiration
to me.
More important exhale kid soft bathroom tissue is
so soft.
What more good girl ask for, but here's
the bonus. The extra pennies I see. Help
me afford the obvious luxury.
No reads in my god.
D kitten soft bathroom tissue. Excellent value from.
Just try 1. If you don't like it
easy to. U,
nicotine, I'd better move fast.
Game
Don't managed is it hard about smoking Or
was it easy like nico nicotine says? You
no good win bag to nicotine. No no
a superman. Leave me 1. Please, I mean
1.
That's how hard it is, that's why I
never say yes to a cigarette.
Happiness is a cigar called hamlet, the mile
cigar.
When I prepare a really special salad I
like to make sure everything's right.
The fresh salad vegetables, and of course, the
paste resistance,
hines,
mayonnaise.
It's so creamy smooth with a delicious rich,
subtle taste.
So you don't lose the flavor of the
vegetables,
even if you lose the salad. Heinz mayonnaise.
It brings out the best in the best
of salads.
Wanna handle the right? Junior to mean little
kid. I'm still happy to be here with
you. I always getting into trouble you see.
I always getting smack. That's why I always
get smack. Like, my mom said to me
junior junior? Are you pulling that catch tail?
I said, no, mommy. I get holding it
the catch doing a pulling?
Arrest scout.
Looks pretty good.
Well, a little bit more on that side.
Really.
Cool. I want to hammer a rice going.
Oh.
Looks pretty good.
Well, a little bit bored and that sword.
Teens are having fuck, having lock rather farts
so much that the government uses him to
fuel rocket engines. However, his family is not
happy with him because he farts literally every
single minute, and is family has a hard
time sleeping every day, so his dad thinks
of an idea. Connects a pipe to his
bottom and leads the toxic farts straight outside
the house. But the boy somehow still manages
to fart at his dad's face and sends
him directly to the hospital. This incident forces
his dad to divorce his mom his sister
starts to blame him for breaking the family
apart and even when he approaches his mom,
she also ignore him now he is old
enough to join the school. On his first
day, he tries to hold his fart, but
this doesn't end long and he releases the
most toxic far whatever ever, everyone quickly runs
away from him, but only 1 boy stays
with him. It turns out that the boy
has no smell receptors, which means he can't
smell and is immune to any toxic heat
waves. The 2 kids then become best friends
because of their special powers because the meat
made
It's a little meat.
You need
These breasts can large.
Wouldn't like to say, Madam.
That's why moms go twice.
It's a cr sparkling wine. Hold
again.
Oh, it's a greek wine. It's it's actually
cr. Is there a question channel only. So
if I go into a bar and say
to the lady. Excuse me. Due the fuck.
He said, I'm not gonna get punched.
Yes. It's it's cool my wipe.
I'll wipe and I'll wipe and I'll wipe
and I'll wipe
a hundred times
still poop, still poop. Let me check that.
Shoot. It's like I'm wiping a marker or
something about what a beaver looks like.
It's top it. Have you actually practiced your
beaver or is... I have quite a he
thank you.
For nikki, tell us about will be.
Some moist fever. Oh
no. It's probably the other side see.
Dry.
For a good girl.
That will go straight onto extra slice.
A 7.2 magnitude
magnitude earthquake rattled.
Alaska seismic active
Was
to 7 point
it was a very large earthquake.
It is the weirdest thing to me. Democrats
say that it is racist.
To believe,
well, they say it's racist to do anything.
I had to diet mountain dew yesterday
and want to I'm sure they're gonna call
that races too. But
It's good.
Of you guys.
It is the weirdest thing.