1 00:00:00,119 --> 00:00:02,671 I do appreciate the all finer things in 2 00:00:02,671 --> 00:00:02,991 life. 3 00:00:03,708 --> 00:00:06,420 So I decide that the luck this season. 4 00:00:06,819 --> 00:00:09,371 And kittens sauce Colors is such an inspiration 5 00:00:09,371 --> 00:00:09,770 do me. 6 00:00:11,303 --> 00:00:13,859 More important exhale kid and soft bathroom tissue 7 00:00:13,859 --> 00:00:16,495 is so soft. What more could girl ask 8 00:00:16,495 --> 00:00:16,735 for? 9 00:00:17,309 --> 00:00:19,781 But here's the bonus. The extra pennies I 10 00:00:19,781 --> 00:00:21,934 see. Help me about the luxury. 11 00:00:23,369 --> 00:00:26,295 No reads in my garden. D Kittens soft 12 00:00:26,414 --> 00:00:29,904 bathroom tissue. Excellent value from. Just try 1. 13 00:00:30,142 --> 00:00:31,809 If you don't like it easy to give. 14 00:00:33,078 --> 00:00:34,347 Nicotine, I'd better move fast. 15 00:00:40,725 --> 00:00:42,895 Duke managed it high go up smoking ours 16 00:00:42,895 --> 00:00:45,054 are easy like Nico nicotine says. You'll no 17 00:00:45,054 --> 00:00:47,054 good win back to nicotine. No. No a 18 00:00:47,054 --> 00:00:49,615 superman. Leave me 1. Please, I need 1. 19 00:00:50,655 --> 00:00:51,030 Just 20 00:00:52,987 --> 00:00:55,304 That's how hard it is, that's why I 21 00:00:55,304 --> 00:00:56,742 never say yes to a cigarette. 22 00:01:05,061 --> 00:01:08,116 Happiness is a cigar called helmet. The miles 23 00:01:08,270 --> 00:01:08,430 are. 24 00:01:09,390 --> 00:01:11,310 When I prepare a really special salad, I 25 00:01:11,310 --> 00:01:12,590 like to make sure everything's right. 26 00:01:15,069 --> 00:01:17,964 The fresh salad vegetables, and, of course, the 27 00:01:17,964 --> 00:01:19,163 paste resistance, 28 00:01:19,802 --> 00:01:20,281 hines, 29 00:01:20,761 --> 00:01:21,261 mayonnaise. 30 00:01:22,199 --> 00:01:24,857 It's so creamy smooth with a delicious rich 31 00:01:25,076 --> 00:01:25,715 subtle taste. 32 00:01:26,769 --> 00:01:28,360 So you don't lose the flavor of the 33 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:28,837 vegetables. 34 00:01:30,110 --> 00:01:32,121 Even if you lose a salad. Heinz mayonnaise. 35 00:01:32,576 --> 00:01:34,087 It brings out the best in the best 36 00:01:34,087 --> 00:01:34,724 of salads. 37 00:01:35,614 --> 00:01:37,609 Wanna handle right? Junior to mean little kid. 38 00:01:37,849 --> 00:01:39,046 I'm still happy to be here with you. 39 00:01:39,285 --> 00:01:41,280 I know getting into trouble you see. I 40 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:43,196 always getting smack. That's why I always get 41 00:01:43,196 --> 00:01:45,462 smack. Like, my mom said to me junior 42 00:01:45,519 --> 00:01:47,826 junior? Are you pulling that cat's tail? I 43 00:01:47,826 --> 00:01:49,496 said, no, mommy. I get holding it the 44 00:01:49,496 --> 00:01:50,371 catch doing a pulling? 45 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:51,981 A roast going. 46 00:01:52,938 --> 00:01:53,438 Oh 47 00:01:53,975 --> 00:01:54,932 looks pretty good. 48 00:01:56,447 --> 00:01:58,282 Oh, a little bit more on that side. 49 00:01:59,398 --> 00:01:59,877 Really. 50 00:02:03,001 --> 00:02:03,399 Oh. 51 00:02:03,877 --> 00:02:05,472 Want to hammer a rice going. 52 00:02:06,428 --> 00:02:06,826 Oh. 53 00:02:07,464 --> 00:02:08,421 Looks pretty good. 54 00:02:09,953 --> 00:02:11,631 Well, a little bit more and that's so 55 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:15,786 much. Teens are having fuck, having locked rather. 56 00:02:16,025 --> 00:02:17,955 Farts so much. That the government uses him 57 00:02:17,955 --> 00:02:20,427 to fuel rocket engines. However, his family is 58 00:02:20,427 --> 00:02:22,660 not happy with him because he farts literally 59 00:02:22,660 --> 00:02:24,653 every single minute. And his family has a 60 00:02:24,653 --> 00:02:27,060 hard time sleeping every day, so his dad 61 00:02:27,060 --> 00:02:28,893 thinks of an idea, connects a pipe to 62 00:02:28,893 --> 00:02:31,444 his bottom and leads the toxic farts straight 63 00:02:31,444 --> 00:02:33,437 outside the house. But the boy somehow still 64 00:02:33,437 --> 00:02:35,687 manages to parted his dad's face and sends 65 00:02:35,687 --> 00:02:38,244 him directly to the hospital. This incident forces 66 00:02:38,244 --> 00:02:40,401 his dad to divorce his mom. His sister 67 00:02:40,401 --> 00:02:42,333 starts to blame him for breaking the family 68 00:02:42,333 --> 00:02:44,088 apart. And even when he approaches his mom, 69 00:02:44,327 --> 00:02:46,161 she also ignore him now he is old 70 00:02:46,161 --> 00:02:47,836 enough to join the school. On his first 71 00:02:47,836 --> 00:02:49,671 day, he tries to hold his part, but 72 00:02:49,671 --> 00:02:51,585 this doesn't end long and he releases the 73 00:02:51,585 --> 00:02:54,146 most toxic forever ever. Everyone quickly runs away 74 00:02:54,146 --> 00:02:55,976 from him, but only 1 boy stays with 75 00:02:55,976 --> 00:02:57,726 him. It turns out that the boy has 76 00:02:57,726 --> 00:03:00,282 no smell receptors which means he can't smell 77 00:03:00,282 --> 00:03:02,264 and is immune to any toxic heat waves. 78 00:03:02,423 --> 00:03:04,722 The 2 kids then become best friends because 79 00:03:04,722 --> 00:03:06,759 of their special powers because the make. 80 00:03:08,319 --> 00:03:09,939 It's a little meat marinade 81 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:12,419 you a meat 82 00:03:14,891 --> 00:03:16,007 These breasts been large. 83 00:03:19,353 --> 00:03:20,389 Wouldn't like to say, madam. 84 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:25,435 That's why moves go twice. 85 00:03:27,114 --> 00:03:28,892 It's a cr sparkling wine 86 00:03:31,362 --> 00:03:33,905 Oh, it's a greek wine. It's it's actually 87 00:03:33,905 --> 00:03:35,892 cr. Is your a question or is only 88 00:03:35,892 --> 00:03:37,323 me? So if I go to about and 89 00:03:37,323 --> 00:03:39,787 say to the lady excuse me, do the 90 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:41,949 fuck She said, I'm not gonna get punched. 91 00:03:42,745 --> 00:03:42,904 Yes. 92 00:03:43,858 --> 00:03:45,370 It's it's called my wipe. 93 00:03:47,374 --> 00:03:49,710 I'll wipe and I'll wipe and I'll wipe 94 00:03:49,848 --> 00:03:50,668 and I'll wipe 95 00:03:51,046 --> 00:03:51,923 a hundred times, 96 00:03:52,881 --> 00:03:55,356 still poop. Still poop. Let me check that. 97 00:03:56,248 --> 00:03:58,162 You... It's like I'm wiping a marker or 98 00:03:58,162 --> 00:03:59,917 something. What what beaver looks like. 99 00:04:02,230 --> 00:04:04,942 It. Have you actually practice your be it's... 100 00:04:05,261 --> 00:04:06,867 I have play a few tank. 101 00:04:08,695 --> 00:04:09,807 Tell us about will beaver. 102 00:04:15,066 --> 00:04:17,077 Some moist fever. Oh 103 00:04:18,485 --> 00:04:21,030 no. It's probably the other scientist see. 104 00:04:21,825 --> 00:04:22,063 Dry. 105 00:04:24,148 --> 00:04:24,387 Yeah. 106 00:04:26,935 --> 00:04:27,971 Book a whistle. 107 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:31,236 Those a good kettle. 108 00:04:33,485 --> 00:04:35,502 That will go straight on extra slice 109 00:04:37,557 --> 00:04:39,095 Is 7.2 magnitude 110 00:04:39,473 --> 00:04:40,964 magnitude earthquake rattled 111 00:04:41,725 --> 00:04:43,884 Alaska seismic active evolution islands. 112 00:04:44,524 --> 00:04:45,264 It it's 113 00:04:45,805 --> 00:04:46,305 magnitude 114 00:04:46,685 --> 00:04:47,485 7 point. 115 00:04:49,733 --> 00:04:50,869 It was a very large 116 00:04:51,244 --> 00:04:51,483 earthquake. 117 00:04:52,119 --> 00:04:54,130 It is the weirdest thing to me Democrats 118 00:04:54,266 --> 00:04:55,562 say that it is racist 119 00:04:55,937 --> 00:04:56,755 to believe 120 00:04:57,304 --> 00:04:58,820 Well, they say it's races to do anything. 121 00:04:59,936 --> 00:05:01,553 I had to die Mountain Dew yesterday 122 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,286 and want today. I'm sure they're gonna call 123 00:05:03,286 --> 00:05:04,584 that races too, but 124 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:06,955 it's good. 125 00:05:11,750 --> 00:05:12,627 I love you guys. 126 00:05:17,024 --> 00:05:18,063 It is the weirdest thing. 127 00:05:55,845 --> 00:05:58,245 Yes Chap your british butter keep coming cauliflower 128 00:05:58,245 --> 00:05:58,564 cheese. 129 00:05:59,217 --> 00:06:01,122 And here I am again as happy with 130 00:06:01,122 --> 00:06:03,266 me all good friends and Jolly good company 131 00:06:03,266 --> 00:06:05,568 in the bowel of chap towers. Here in 132 00:06:05,727 --> 00:06:08,468 Colorado on a steaming hot weekend. 133 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:10,992 Up to the nineties it's gonna be a 134 00:06:10,992 --> 00:06:13,301 hundred and a hundred degrees next week, 135 00:06:13,937 --> 00:06:15,313 and no respite 136 00:06:15,768 --> 00:06:18,011 for us. In the very, very near future. 137 00:06:18,329 --> 00:06:20,318 It's it's good to be back again. As 138 00:06:20,318 --> 00:06:21,216 is it's been 139 00:06:21,830 --> 00:06:23,501 sporadic additions of the podcast, 140 00:06:25,193 --> 00:06:28,169 I do have additions of my radio show 141 00:06:28,309 --> 00:06:30,705 royal yacht at Keep Collie on the station 142 00:06:30,705 --> 00:06:32,718 at radio app, I'll be giving a few 143 00:06:32,718 --> 00:06:35,195 snippets of that today just so you can 144 00:06:35,195 --> 00:06:37,273 indulge and enjoy and is all part of 145 00:06:37,273 --> 00:06:38,951 the cross marketing purpose. 146 00:06:46,318 --> 00:06:48,076 Yeah. As I said on the on the 147 00:06:48,076 --> 00:06:50,716 previous podcast broadcast I'm sort of very ram 148 00:06:50,716 --> 00:06:52,305 shack at them and hair all over the 149 00:06:52,305 --> 00:06:54,290 place. Normally wanna I get a text from 150 00:06:54,290 --> 00:06:55,799 my hairdresser saying, 151 00:06:56,594 --> 00:06:57,706 chap you need to come in, you need 152 00:06:57,706 --> 00:06:59,710 to have your lock shawn like Samsung, 153 00:07:00,506 --> 00:07:02,338 but I haven't got any text, so I've 154 00:07:02,338 --> 00:07:04,250 haven't gone to the hairdresser in a long 155 00:07:04,250 --> 00:07:04,489 time, 156 00:07:05,206 --> 00:07:07,038 and I really do need to get the 157 00:07:07,038 --> 00:07:07,676 barn cut. 158 00:07:08,408 --> 00:07:09,922 Very very. I don't think it'll be until 159 00:07:09,922 --> 00:07:11,995 next Friday. So that's gonna be quite interesting 160 00:07:11,995 --> 00:07:13,052 to see how that 161 00:07:13,509 --> 00:07:15,683 that turns out. I'm gonna be 162 00:07:16,552 --> 00:07:19,097 very, very much flops mo carbon taylor at 163 00:07:19,097 --> 00:07:20,313 that point, Curly well, 164 00:07:20,768 --> 00:07:22,756 and all of the others. And if you 165 00:07:22,756 --> 00:07:24,427 never listened to the podcast. These are sort 166 00:07:24,427 --> 00:07:25,800 of some of of things that we may 167 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:27,879 or may not be talking about here. I 168 00:07:27,879 --> 00:07:30,120 grew up in an over praised American household 169 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:31,480 coming to Britain was a shock. 170 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:34,199 Gen z are being taught less an etiquette. 171 00:07:34,693 --> 00:07:37,578 Banker has settles over surge over botched leg 172 00:07:37,794 --> 00:07:40,099 extension. Maybe it was a third leg. Japanese 173 00:07:40,099 --> 00:07:43,359 high school, hospitalized by 18 plus super spicy 174 00:07:43,359 --> 00:07:43,677 crisps. 175 00:07:44,329 --> 00:07:47,041 And Daniel Craig was sm hair club. 176 00:07:47,679 --> 00:07:49,774 Shark attack movie, tears and 177 00:07:50,151 --> 00:07:52,783 Paris mayor before the Olympics. At the top 178 00:07:52,783 --> 00:07:53,900 of the shop those today. 179 00:07:54,712 --> 00:07:57,441 Is there anything that you have or own 180 00:07:57,977 --> 00:07:58,716 that you're 181 00:07:59,410 --> 00:08:01,481 suspicious whether it works or not? Iv risk 182 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:02,697 blatantly clear 183 00:08:03,487 --> 00:08:06,279 whether it actually works or you're it's not 184 00:08:06,279 --> 00:08:06,917 quite sure. 185 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:09,628 So, you know, I've got an apple watch 186 00:08:09,628 --> 00:08:11,223 meant to be fairly waterproof. So I take 187 00:08:11,223 --> 00:08:12,020 it into the shower. 188 00:08:13,072 --> 00:08:14,109 I have to test it out. I'm not 189 00:08:14,109 --> 00:08:15,943 doing any Deep sea scuba diving, so I 190 00:08:15,943 --> 00:08:18,175 have to test it ways it. And there's 191 00:08:18,175 --> 00:08:20,329 a button that you press that has a 192 00:08:20,329 --> 00:08:21,285 little drip. 193 00:08:21,939 --> 00:08:22,337 Droplet. 194 00:08:23,375 --> 00:08:25,688 And you know, that's meant to protect the 195 00:08:25,688 --> 00:08:28,401 watch when you go, sort of underwater and 196 00:08:28,401 --> 00:08:30,964 the shower. So shower a put little droplet 197 00:08:30,964 --> 00:08:33,829 to icon on. And then afterwards, if you 198 00:08:33,829 --> 00:08:35,181 press the crown of the watch, 199 00:08:35,818 --> 00:08:38,126 it's meant to dispel the water, 200 00:08:39,013 --> 00:08:41,390 Now, I sometimes see a few bubbles coming 201 00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:41,628 out, 202 00:08:42,895 --> 00:08:45,035 but I just don't think the bloody thing 203 00:08:45,035 --> 00:08:45,351 works. 204 00:08:46,718 --> 00:08:48,093 And and this curious 205 00:08:49,184 --> 00:08:50,457 bidding the question out here, 206 00:08:51,093 --> 00:08:51,888 rhetoric, of course, 207 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:54,444 Is there anything that you have bought that 208 00:08:54,444 --> 00:08:56,745 you just have suspicions that it doesn't actually 209 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:57,063 work. 210 00:09:03,756 --> 00:09:05,587 I mean, we have a we have a 211 00:09:07,260 --> 00:09:08,237 air duct 212 00:09:10,136 --> 00:09:12,780 an air grade, for the air conditioning that 213 00:09:12,836 --> 00:09:15,059 we only put in there because the people 214 00:09:15,059 --> 00:09:16,250 who did the air conditioning a few weeks 215 00:09:16,250 --> 00:09:17,362 are cut a massive hole. 216 00:09:17,934 --> 00:09:20,009 Now I wanted to put an old portrait 217 00:09:20,009 --> 00:09:21,067 that my ex girlfriend 218 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:22,503 painted of me 219 00:09:23,041 --> 00:09:25,275 that looks very, very angry chap. 220 00:09:26,169 --> 00:09:27,367 And I'd forgot it that on the wall 221 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:28,805 almost like, when you have a mirrored ceiling 222 00:09:28,805 --> 00:09:29,764 in the bed, I don't know if any 223 00:09:29,764 --> 00:09:31,362 of you have a mirrored ceiling in the 224 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:31,602 benoit. 225 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:33,300 But 226 00:09:33,934 --> 00:09:35,133 I wanted to put my painting on this. 227 00:09:35,372 --> 00:09:36,890 I'm laying down the couch I just look 228 00:09:36,890 --> 00:09:39,148 up, and I see that very angry portrait 229 00:09:39,207 --> 00:09:41,125 me. Yeah. The air duct doesn't work. 230 00:09:47,577 --> 00:09:49,643 And I was always suspicious going back to 231 00:09:49,643 --> 00:09:51,735 watches because I had many watchers that, the 232 00:09:51,735 --> 00:09:53,894 know they said, oh, it's 50 meters waterproof. 233 00:09:54,455 --> 00:09:56,375 None of the watches water. They just let 234 00:09:56,375 --> 00:09:57,815 water in every time. 235 00:10:00,372 --> 00:10:03,148 To say this Apple watch doesn't know, mig 236 00:10:03,148 --> 00:10:04,972 rolex in. They don't they don't let water 237 00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:05,052 in. 238 00:10:06,263 --> 00:10:08,341 I think but, you know, I was disappointed 239 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:09,939 for all of my youth that I couldn't 240 00:10:09,939 --> 00:10:11,218 find a waterproof watch. 241 00:10:12,177 --> 00:10:14,269 So, yes, I want introduce the first clip. 242 00:10:14,429 --> 00:10:16,910 This was, a couple of Fridays ago on 243 00:10:16,910 --> 00:10:19,309 the royal yacht. And we like to do 244 00:10:19,309 --> 00:10:21,410 cape on the royal yacht on 245 00:10:21,963 --> 00:10:23,734 At ko Colleague on 246 00:10:24,585 --> 00:10:26,890 station head radio app. Do 3 shows a 247 00:10:26,890 --> 00:10:29,592 week, the 1 on the Friday's 10PM Uk 248 00:10:29,592 --> 00:10:30,386 times 03:00. 249 00:10:30,799 --> 00:10:32,559 In the afternoon. You can, like did it 250 00:10:32,559 --> 00:10:34,399 have a lot of fun. Lot of cape, 251 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:35,279 a lot of antics. 252 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:36,399 And 253 00:10:37,039 --> 00:10:38,559 for this particular show, 254 00:10:39,533 --> 00:10:42,165 I have very, very thick toe. So I 255 00:10:42,165 --> 00:10:44,638 wanted to test out. I've been reading researching 256 00:10:44,638 --> 00:10:45,457 this new 257 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:49,676 this new type of toe tonality clip finger 258 00:10:49,676 --> 00:10:52,221 nail clipper. It was a German nail clipper, 259 00:10:52,460 --> 00:10:53,812 lot thicker a lot wider. 260 00:10:54,448 --> 00:10:56,014 And I decided to cut 261 00:10:56,453 --> 00:10:56,692 My... 262 00:10:57,331 --> 00:11:00,840 Certainly my big tu live on air on 263 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:02,914 the station head radio app, and this is 264 00:11:02,914 --> 00:11:04,908 what happened. 10, she can always change her 265 00:11:04,908 --> 00:11:05,705 mind Suppose. 266 00:11:06,357 --> 00:11:07,549 Which is entirely possible. 267 00:11:08,742 --> 00:11:11,683 But Jenny did mention at the, at the 268 00:11:11,683 --> 00:11:12,398 top of the show, 269 00:11:13,193 --> 00:11:14,305 nothing about tone tonality. 270 00:11:15,753 --> 00:11:16,629 Or toes. Well, 271 00:11:17,347 --> 00:11:19,100 it's it's almost and again. 272 00:11:19,738 --> 00:11:20,956 It's almost like your 273 00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:23,245 it's almost like a chap Ou board. 274 00:11:23,818 --> 00:11:25,962 Where you mentioned something like this. And all 275 00:11:25,962 --> 00:11:26,598 of a sudden, 276 00:11:28,266 --> 00:11:29,323 something appears 277 00:11:29,935 --> 00:11:30,435 related 278 00:11:31,379 --> 00:11:31,855 2 feet. 279 00:11:33,045 --> 00:11:33,283 Yeah. 280 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:35,505 Something's related to feed. 281 00:11:36,377 --> 00:11:36,877 And 282 00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:38,599 the mystery sound there you can hear, 283 00:11:39,888 --> 00:11:41,724 answers on a postcard to chap towers or 284 00:11:41,724 --> 00:11:42,841 you can type it in the chat, 285 00:11:43,799 --> 00:11:46,114 whilst we continue with the triple t's because 286 00:11:46,114 --> 00:11:47,950 it's very low energy cape today. 287 00:11:48,682 --> 00:11:49,399 And by the way, 288 00:11:50,115 --> 00:11:51,331 whoever's constantly 289 00:11:52,264 --> 00:11:54,174 putting up the stripper of pole there, you're 290 00:11:54,174 --> 00:11:56,164 gonna have some sort of repetitive strain injury, 291 00:11:56,403 --> 00:11:57,756 much like day me yesterday. 292 00:11:58,407 --> 00:11:59,919 If with the with the stripper of pole 293 00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:01,669 keep going up or the barber pole, whatever 294 00:12:01,669 --> 00:12:03,578 you want to call it. Very, very long. 295 00:12:03,896 --> 00:12:04,294 And 296 00:12:05,010 --> 00:12:06,544 the American nail clippers 297 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,640 are not are not doing it anymore. I 298 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:11,471 mean, I I have considered many things, 299 00:12:12,347 --> 00:12:12,904 maybe this. 300 00:12:18,330 --> 00:12:21,035 Yeah. That... That's 1 that's 1 idea that 301 00:12:21,114 --> 00:12:23,715 I, that I had. But I mean I 302 00:12:23,834 --> 00:12:25,264 it could be a little bit it could 303 00:12:25,264 --> 00:12:27,172 be a little bit little bit painful doing 304 00:12:27,172 --> 00:12:28,841 that. And if you haven't got a steady 305 00:12:28,841 --> 00:12:31,089 hand, it could cause all sorts of 306 00:12:31,558 --> 00:12:33,705 U. Now the great thing also, 307 00:12:35,215 --> 00:12:36,964 and you know, I I do, 308 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:38,815 I, I'm a little bit 309 00:12:39,602 --> 00:12:40,556 upset, obviously, that, 310 00:12:41,033 --> 00:12:42,940 Naughty yacht sick at the moment, but I 311 00:12:42,940 --> 00:12:44,927 can't hear her. Because normally, at this time, 312 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,516 she'll probably be down here, 313 00:12:47,231 --> 00:12:47,867 sc me. 314 00:12:48,676 --> 00:12:51,058 I'm saying, you know, all sorts of things 315 00:12:51,058 --> 00:12:51,717 to me 316 00:12:52,091 --> 00:12:54,076 during the course of during the course of 317 00:12:54,076 --> 00:12:56,220 the show, just sort of reigning me in 318 00:12:56,220 --> 00:12:57,173 more than anything else. 319 00:12:58,065 --> 00:12:59,504 You know, I can still hear us saying... 320 00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:00,945 Hey chap, can you make me another grilled 321 00:13:00,945 --> 00:13:02,705 cheese sandwich using shitty kraft slices? Love you. 322 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,784 Yep. I mean, I can stay chap. I 323 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,065 could still hear that going on. 324 00:13:07,039 --> 00:13:08,397 But, you know, I can Can sort of 325 00:13:08,397 --> 00:13:09,995 block things out a little, bit I can 326 00:13:09,995 --> 00:13:11,433 still block things out. What is that Darling? 327 00:13:11,593 --> 00:13:14,404 What's that? Yeah. No. I can't to can't 328 00:13:14,404 --> 00:13:16,485 hear you very, very well. So there's things 329 00:13:16,565 --> 00:13:18,325 I can probably get away with today that 330 00:13:18,404 --> 00:13:20,004 I wouldn't be able to do normally. 331 00:13:20,965 --> 00:13:23,205 So as I said, my toenails is incredibly 332 00:13:23,205 --> 00:13:25,760 thick. At the moment. And Thought, well, what's 333 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:27,347 the solution here? So I did a little 334 00:13:27,347 --> 00:13:29,330 bit of research, a little bit of a 335 00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:30,123 consumer research here? 336 00:13:30,854 --> 00:13:32,151 And I found these 337 00:13:32,608 --> 00:13:33,108 amazing. 338 00:13:33,645 --> 00:13:35,240 Well, I think they're amazing. I don't know 339 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:37,394 yet until I try them out. I found 340 00:13:37,394 --> 00:13:38,293 these amazing 341 00:13:39,867 --> 00:13:40,367 German 342 00:13:41,158 --> 00:13:43,232 German ton clippers here you. 343 00:13:54,857 --> 00:13:56,419 And ladies man pieces 344 00:13:56,858 --> 00:13:59,252 we're gonna have an unboxing of these Fuji 345 00:13:59,332 --> 00:14:00,528 Max. They don't sound German. 346 00:14:01,486 --> 00:14:02,683 German nail clippers 347 00:14:03,082 --> 00:14:05,169 live and on station head. 348 00:14:06,364 --> 00:14:09,073 So is very, very tight packaging here. It's 349 00:14:09,073 --> 00:14:11,795 just take out all what's a. Is a 350 00:14:11,795 --> 00:14:15,050 beautiful little metallic box here. I'm almost suspect 351 00:14:15,050 --> 00:14:16,320 a tip of the finger to be in 352 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:17,511 here like at the horror movies. 353 00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:18,622 And here, 354 00:14:19,511 --> 00:14:20,807 It's an app... It's an 355 00:14:21,182 --> 00:14:21,898 aluminum box, 356 00:14:22,693 --> 00:14:24,147 and inside some 357 00:14:25,318 --> 00:14:25,818 German 358 00:14:26,352 --> 00:14:27,067 nail clippers. 359 00:14:28,433 --> 00:14:28,750 And 360 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,528 they're very, very thick. I've read some of 361 00:14:31,528 --> 00:14:32,083 the reviews. 362 00:14:32,877 --> 00:14:35,178 Are excellent reviews, customers like the ease of 363 00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:37,258 use of the appearance quality, the value of 364 00:14:37,258 --> 00:14:39,245 the nail clipper. They mentioned it's easy to 365 00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,231 use on fingernails and very thick toenails. 366 00:14:41,788 --> 00:14:44,092 Sleek design, well designed, some happy with the 367 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:45,069 sharpest thickness 368 00:14:45,459 --> 00:14:46,096 and opening. 369 00:14:47,212 --> 00:14:50,024 Yes. I mean, they absolutely love this. So 370 00:14:51,038 --> 00:14:51,277 anyway, 371 00:14:52,234 --> 00:14:53,212 beautiful packaging 372 00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:55,424 lovely little pouch. I do love a little 373 00:14:55,424 --> 00:14:55,662 pouch. 374 00:14:56,613 --> 00:14:57,009 And 375 00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,306 I think these are gonna do the trick. 376 00:14:59,861 --> 00:15:00,361 So 377 00:15:01,621 --> 00:15:02,891 If I get that the bug is open. 378 00:15:03,049 --> 00:15:05,351 Alright. There we go. So what I'm going 379 00:15:05,351 --> 00:15:07,652 to do and I I know t really 380 00:15:07,652 --> 00:15:08,922 does enjoy this when I do this. 381 00:15:09,969 --> 00:15:10,946 After the next 382 00:15:11,876 --> 00:15:14,022 after the next triple t song, 383 00:15:14,895 --> 00:15:16,644 I'm going to see, I'm gonna do a 384 00:15:16,644 --> 00:15:17,597 live consumer test, 385 00:15:18,169 --> 00:15:19,626 I'm gonna see if I and get my 386 00:15:19,765 --> 00:15:20,722 legs above my head, 387 00:15:21,919 --> 00:15:23,674 to get the tone right close to the 388 00:15:23,674 --> 00:15:24,153 microphone, 389 00:15:24,552 --> 00:15:25,404 and I'm gonna clip 390 00:15:26,001 --> 00:15:28,702 the the nelson this German nail clipper. I 391 00:15:28,702 --> 00:15:31,246 think it's gonna do a a marvelous job. 392 00:15:31,802 --> 00:15:33,947 I'm very, very much looking forward to it. 393 00:15:34,916 --> 00:15:37,936 But right after the next triple t. So 394 00:15:38,095 --> 00:15:38,753 I have, 395 00:15:39,604 --> 00:15:40,955 I have I don't have the help of 396 00:15:41,035 --> 00:15:43,120 Naughty yacht. I may need some sort of 397 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:45,056 leg sling to get my leg 398 00:15:45,433 --> 00:15:48,703 or my right leg above my head, so 399 00:15:48,863 --> 00:15:49,899 I can put it on the... Or, maybe 400 00:15:49,979 --> 00:15:51,415 I can just rest it on the on 401 00:15:51,415 --> 00:15:53,346 the desk here. It's a long time since 402 00:15:53,425 --> 00:15:55,740 I've had my legs above my head, not 403 00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:57,896 since boarding school in fact, if I remember. 404 00:15:58,295 --> 00:16:00,864 So, let me just, I gotta take Well 405 00:16:00,944 --> 00:16:03,261 I'm gonna keep keep the old hands on 406 00:16:03,261 --> 00:16:03,501 here, 407 00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:06,058 and I'm gonna to lift my leg up. 408 00:16:06,218 --> 00:16:07,097 I think we need a little bit of 409 00:16:07,097 --> 00:16:09,149 music here some sort of dramatic music to 410 00:16:09,350 --> 00:16:10,470 just help us along the way. 411 00:16:16,950 --> 00:16:18,877 Okay. So Let me just turn this down 412 00:16:18,877 --> 00:16:19,354 a little bit. 413 00:16:20,468 --> 00:16:21,501 I'm gonna get my... 414 00:16:23,648 --> 00:16:25,397 Oh, I'm gonna ruin the equipment here. 415 00:16:26,207 --> 00:16:27,002 I'm gonna get my 416 00:16:29,147 --> 00:16:30,975 these are really good clippers here. I'm gonna 417 00:16:30,975 --> 00:16:32,644 get my foot right up onto the desk 418 00:16:32,644 --> 00:16:32,883 here, 419 00:16:33,995 --> 00:16:34,495 and 420 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:36,581 I'm gonna go with the 421 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:37,936 the biggest 422 00:16:38,394 --> 00:16:38,872 toe. 423 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,025 These have been pre salt. 424 00:16:42,461 --> 00:16:44,216 So the biggest toe on the big toe 425 00:16:44,216 --> 00:16:46,544 here Oh, these are bloody marvelous. 426 00:16:47,022 --> 00:16:48,857 It's like a knife fruit butter, I tell 427 00:16:48,857 --> 00:16:49,016 it. 428 00:16:50,292 --> 00:16:50,532 Oh, 429 00:16:51,489 --> 00:16:52,047 there we go. 430 00:16:53,084 --> 00:16:54,280 Alright. That's a big toe. 431 00:16:59,076 --> 00:17:01,408 So the big toe on the left foot 432 00:17:02,754 --> 00:17:04,108 the nail, I was gonna say it's been 433 00:17:04,108 --> 00:17:06,200 removed, not the actual toe, but the 434 00:17:06,815 --> 00:17:09,282 the the tone has being clipped off. 435 00:17:10,014 --> 00:17:11,131 And as I said, it was like a 436 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:11,849 knife through butter. 437 00:17:13,045 --> 00:17:14,800 I'm also gonna try, 438 00:17:15,677 --> 00:17:17,671 at the same time, I'm gonna do the 439 00:17:17,671 --> 00:17:20,396 right toe, the big toe as well. These 440 00:17:20,396 --> 00:17:21,032 are the clippers. 441 00:17:22,065 --> 00:17:22,622 There we go. 442 00:17:23,337 --> 00:17:24,768 And I'm gonna just clip the... 443 00:17:25,483 --> 00:17:25,880 Got the 444 00:17:27,803 --> 00:17:29,314 The right toe, there a little bit of 445 00:17:29,314 --> 00:17:30,108 so earlier. 446 00:17:31,540 --> 00:17:33,289 Oh, they're very very, very sharp. 447 00:17:37,834 --> 00:17:39,103 This is why I could really do with 448 00:17:39,182 --> 00:17:41,957 Naughty yacht help. I'm nearly halfway done here. 449 00:17:42,987 --> 00:17:43,780 I mean, normally, 450 00:17:45,144 --> 00:17:46,659 I would need the chainsaw on these. 451 00:17:47,537 --> 00:17:47,856 But 452 00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:49,850 today, 453 00:17:51,046 --> 00:17:53,917 were these were these German made nail clippers. 454 00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:57,385 I mean it's just a 455 00:17:58,321 --> 00:18:00,236 off like a it like a cat's whisk 456 00:18:00,236 --> 00:18:00,954 is so easy. 457 00:18:01,992 --> 00:18:02,550 So easy. 458 00:18:03,203 --> 00:18:03,999 Ladies and gentlemen, 459 00:18:04,636 --> 00:18:05,432 a gift to you. 460 00:18:06,228 --> 00:18:07,423 German made nail clippers, 461 00:18:08,139 --> 00:18:09,038 like a knife 462 00:18:09,573 --> 00:18:10,926 through proverbial butter, 463 00:18:12,057 --> 00:18:12,855 On the royal. 464 00:18:13,573 --> 00:18:15,886 Right after the 18 12, get back to 465 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:16,923 the trouble t, Shall. 466 00:18:36,266 --> 00:18:36,982 So there we go. 467 00:18:37,873 --> 00:18:39,462 I like to do odd things on air. 468 00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:41,926 That you've listened to this podcast broadcaster before 469 00:18:41,926 --> 00:18:44,072 we've done many many weird things on air, 470 00:18:44,231 --> 00:18:46,059 but also on the radio show at keep 471 00:18:46,218 --> 00:18:46,457 Collie. 472 00:18:47,588 --> 00:18:49,745 The raw yacht on station header radio app. 473 00:18:50,704 --> 00:18:52,941 We'll get into something else very, very soon 474 00:18:52,941 --> 00:18:53,420 as well. 475 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:58,125 Because everybody knows my my love, a very, 476 00:18:58,283 --> 00:19:00,349 very spicy food, Indian foods, 477 00:19:00,905 --> 00:19:01,620 especially the vendor alone. 478 00:19:02,588 --> 00:19:05,294 And last week, on the radio show, I 479 00:19:05,294 --> 00:19:07,760 decided that I'm gonna try to have a 480 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,112 really spicy curry. 481 00:19:09,845 --> 00:19:12,345 And see if it can prevent my 482 00:19:13,045 --> 00:19:14,805 possible Covid at that point in time for 483 00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:15,525 getting any worse. 484 00:19:16,325 --> 00:19:17,845 Now, I'm not like Rogue. I'm not trying 485 00:19:17,845 --> 00:19:20,164 to promote sort of Indian food being the 486 00:19:20,164 --> 00:19:21,435 cure all and everything 487 00:19:21,990 --> 00:19:24,451 But I I decided I wanted to try 488 00:19:24,769 --> 00:19:25,801 Indian spicy hot. 489 00:19:26,452 --> 00:19:28,838 So I called up the local Indian restaurant, 490 00:19:29,475 --> 00:19:31,782 and this was off the show last Friday 491 00:19:31,782 --> 00:19:34,507 a couple of Fridays ago. And here we 492 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,945 go this. So I speaking of Lady I 493 00:19:35,945 --> 00:19:37,703 was trying to get a sense of the 494 00:19:37,703 --> 00:19:41,804 how hot is indeed the Indian hot. Who 495 00:19:41,859 --> 00:19:44,159 you recommend that I go for the, I 496 00:19:44,159 --> 00:19:45,904 go for the Indian hot. Said you can 497 00:19:45,904 --> 00:19:46,618 eat 5. 498 00:19:47,570 --> 00:19:48,070 So 499 00:19:48,538 --> 00:19:50,446 you are telling that And looks like you 500 00:19:50,446 --> 00:19:52,594 is in 25 or, I I'm I'm not 501 00:19:52,594 --> 00:19:54,741 sure more than that? And and if I 502 00:19:54,741 --> 00:19:56,172 go for, like, the mint chu. 503 00:19:56,824 --> 00:19:58,982 Then then that's... We have many Chinese. 504 00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:02,338 If you want ones, if you can ask 505 00:20:02,338 --> 00:20:04,335 for me certain needs, you can write down 506 00:20:04,335 --> 00:20:06,269 the note. But if you want this 1, 507 00:20:06,429 --> 00:20:07,569 you have to, 508 00:20:08,349 --> 00:20:10,109 go to the order and then place the 509 00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:10,910 submit that. 510 00:20:11,470 --> 00:20:14,200 Okay. Okay. So III I'm gonna order the, 511 00:20:14,599 --> 00:20:15,736 Vin 5 512 00:20:16,192 --> 00:20:16,511 hot, 513 00:20:17,148 --> 00:20:19,698 and and I'll also order the the mint 514 00:20:19,698 --> 00:20:20,973 chat need to go with that as well. 515 00:20:21,292 --> 00:20:22,726 Hopefully, that'll cure my cold. 516 00:20:24,569 --> 00:20:27,110 You order online? Yeah. I'll go online and 517 00:20:27,110 --> 00:20:28,937 order that. Yes. But thank thank you very 518 00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:31,320 much for your advisers this afternoon. I appreciate 519 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,352 it. Bye bye. Bye bye. 520 00:20:33,402 --> 00:20:35,633 Yes. So sorry but Trying order my Indian 521 00:20:35,633 --> 00:20:36,828 food and that the song ended, 522 00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:39,457 and there we go. So 523 00:20:40,428 --> 00:20:42,897 This afternoon, I am going to order the 524 00:20:43,216 --> 00:20:44,013 the indian hot. 525 00:20:44,650 --> 00:20:47,358 And and let's and let's see what... What 526 00:20:47,358 --> 00:20:49,213 happens with that. She she recommended 527 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,588 that I probably go for the 3 or 528 00:20:51,588 --> 00:20:53,255 4. I said the 5, 529 00:20:53,810 --> 00:20:56,747 she suggested that I I have mint chap 530 00:20:56,747 --> 00:20:57,938 in a glass of milk with it. 531 00:20:58,909 --> 00:21:00,128 So I'm gonna go 532 00:21:00,667 --> 00:21:01,406 full Vin 533 00:21:01,945 --> 00:21:04,262 and and go for Indian hot 5, and 534 00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:06,121 then just see if that cures 535 00:21:06,994 --> 00:21:09,787 or helps me with with the melody that 536 00:21:09,867 --> 00:21:11,623 I'm suffering right now. This is Colombia. 537 00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:18,413 There's a couple by lava la rue here 538 00:21:18,413 --> 00:21:19,550 in Royal yacht 539 00:21:20,005 --> 00:21:20,505 at 540 00:21:20,881 --> 00:21:22,631 7 minutes past the top of the hour. 541 00:21:23,284 --> 00:21:26,001 And thank you very much for everybody joining 542 00:21:26,001 --> 00:21:27,600 the joining the show today. 543 00:21:28,479 --> 00:21:29,618 The Indian food 544 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:30,637 has arrived, 545 00:21:31,675 --> 00:21:32,155 Either, 546 00:21:32,968 --> 00:21:34,562 taken a picture that I will post up 547 00:21:34,562 --> 00:21:36,474 on their Instagram later. I do the receipt 548 00:21:36,474 --> 00:21:38,466 that says number 1 hot that is the 549 00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:39,183 Indian hot. 550 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:40,799 So 551 00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:42,153 I will be 552 00:21:42,863 --> 00:21:45,487 having a taste of this, Indian hot vin 553 00:21:45,487 --> 00:21:45,726 lou, 554 00:21:46,441 --> 00:21:47,396 very very soon. 555 00:21:48,111 --> 00:21:50,259 They've also written a number 1 on the 556 00:21:50,259 --> 00:21:50,759 top 557 00:21:51,388 --> 00:21:51,787 of the... 558 00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:55,695 So anyway, I think they're giving me a 559 00:21:55,695 --> 00:21:59,205 warning here that maybe I probably shouldn't devour 560 00:21:59,205 --> 00:22:00,401 this, but I am going to. 561 00:22:02,490 --> 00:22:03,447 Thanks very much, Jen. 562 00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:06,317 I I feel fine at the moment, but 563 00:22:06,477 --> 00:22:07,833 I'm not gonna do the show on Sunday 564 00:22:07,833 --> 00:22:09,667 because I I think I'm moving down that 565 00:22:09,667 --> 00:22:10,066 avenue. 566 00:22:11,118 --> 00:22:11,437 But 567 00:22:12,315 --> 00:22:14,869 certainly not as bad as Naughty yacht, 568 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,582 who is pretty sick, But I've been taking 569 00:22:17,582 --> 00:22:20,313 a lot of turmeric as well. The smoothie 570 00:22:20,313 --> 00:22:22,231 is going to arrive soon my darling, 571 00:22:23,270 --> 00:22:24,948 but I'm gonna have a taste of this 572 00:22:25,507 --> 00:22:26,786 indian hot. I've never... I don't think I've 573 00:22:26,786 --> 00:22:28,797 had Indian hot in America for. I've had 574 00:22:28,797 --> 00:22:29,910 it in London. 575 00:22:30,547 --> 00:22:32,217 I've had it in my hometown, 576 00:22:32,854 --> 00:22:35,399 and it's pretty fiery. So we'll have a 577 00:22:35,399 --> 00:22:36,774 taste of that and see 578 00:22:37,324 --> 00:22:40,538 what happens next. But that's off Tara. Zed 579 00:22:40,677 --> 00:22:40,836 wall. 580 00:22:41,555 --> 00:22:42,055 Tara 581 00:22:42,513 --> 00:22:43,013 Royal. 582 00:22:44,349 --> 00:22:46,046 Just after 10 minutes 583 00:22:46,438 --> 00:22:47,393 off the top of the hour. 584 00:22:48,268 --> 00:22:48,665 And 585 00:22:49,779 --> 00:22:50,893 so I'm hoping this 586 00:22:51,449 --> 00:22:54,392 Vin will be the Eli that I require. 587 00:22:55,364 --> 00:22:55,603 Now, 588 00:22:56,402 --> 00:22:59,039 taking the lid off, there was a a 589 00:22:59,039 --> 00:23:00,077 little bit of spill, 590 00:23:00,956 --> 00:23:01,355 and 591 00:23:01,835 --> 00:23:03,606 yeah. Is got it's got some fire in 592 00:23:03,606 --> 00:23:04,724 there. Let me just put it that way. 593 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:05,283 It's gone. 594 00:23:09,115 --> 00:23:10,312 It has got some fire. 595 00:23:10,871 --> 00:23:11,191 Zone. 596 00:23:12,083 --> 00:23:12,742 I'm gonna 597 00:23:14,153 --> 00:23:15,370 go over to the, 598 00:23:16,065 --> 00:23:17,816 here we go. You don't need to see 599 00:23:17,816 --> 00:23:17,976 me. 600 00:23:18,852 --> 00:23:20,205 There's a lot of things going on here. 601 00:23:20,539 --> 00:23:22,846 The the ton clipping have been removed. So 602 00:23:23,005 --> 00:23:25,471 I'm just gonna, you know, record this on 603 00:23:25,869 --> 00:23:28,335 Instagram. Yes. Here we go. At the Royal 604 00:23:28,335 --> 00:23:31,137 going on there. And this is the this 605 00:23:31,137 --> 00:23:31,955 is a Vin, 606 00:23:32,650 --> 00:23:34,323 A little bit of spill there. I know. 607 00:23:34,562 --> 00:23:36,177 It's a messy desk. I apologize. 608 00:23:37,031 --> 00:23:38,226 But I'm going to, 609 00:23:39,037 --> 00:23:41,023 I'm gonna take a taste of this. So 610 00:23:41,023 --> 00:23:42,317 there's a little spoon 611 00:23:42,849 --> 00:23:44,120 and gonna take a taste of this. It's 612 00:23:44,279 --> 00:23:45,096 Indian hot 613 00:23:45,470 --> 00:23:46,582 from smoky hill indian. 614 00:23:47,471 --> 00:23:48,744 And I'm gonna take a little bit of 615 00:23:48,744 --> 00:23:49,221 a taste. 616 00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:51,528 They want too much spill. I don't want 617 00:23:51,528 --> 00:23:52,324 the dog flicking it up. 618 00:23:54,804 --> 00:23:56,100 Alright. So 619 00:23:57,111 --> 00:23:57,508 I got... 620 00:24:08,285 --> 00:24:09,325 It is spicy. 621 00:24:10,525 --> 00:24:11,965 It is very, very spicy. 622 00:24:12,935 --> 00:24:14,465 It feels very good 623 00:24:14,916 --> 00:24:15,654 on a 624 00:24:16,738 --> 00:24:19,219 on a slightly sore throat though. So 625 00:24:20,482 --> 00:24:21,280 I have a little bit more. 626 00:24:22,716 --> 00:24:23,535 Chicken Vin. 627 00:24:25,189 --> 00:24:26,226 So this 1 more taste. 628 00:24:28,944 --> 00:24:29,102 Alright. 629 00:24:30,928 --> 00:24:31,166 Yeah. 630 00:24:32,754 --> 00:24:34,738 You know what? It does... It it kicks 631 00:24:34,738 --> 00:24:35,238 in 632 00:24:36,658 --> 00:24:38,643 it kicks in a little bit later. Right? 633 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,389 Maybe a couple of seconds later. 634 00:24:41,104 --> 00:24:42,057 He's got some fire to it. 635 00:24:43,168 --> 00:24:44,224 It's very flavorful 636 00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:47,160 when I can feel it on the throat, 637 00:24:47,558 --> 00:24:50,027 and it feels good. So I'll let you 638 00:24:50,027 --> 00:24:50,527 know 639 00:24:51,143 --> 00:24:52,041 how I feel 640 00:24:52,736 --> 00:24:53,713 after the 641 00:24:54,422 --> 00:24:55,769 after the indian hot loop. 642 00:24:56,958 --> 00:24:58,488 I may need to go and get some 643 00:24:58,781 --> 00:24:59,281 cucumber, 644 00:25:00,049 --> 00:25:01,342 maybe a glass of milk 645 00:25:01,808 --> 00:25:03,500 maybe a light chat of some sort 646 00:25:04,033 --> 00:25:06,258 just to get through this. But very delicious, 647 00:25:06,973 --> 00:25:08,324 and I will continue eating this a little 648 00:25:08,324 --> 00:25:09,770 bit later. Lock party. 649 00:25:22,216 --> 00:25:24,075 So I didn't feel the effects 650 00:25:25,253 --> 00:25:27,011 of the Covid this week. Now I'm just 651 00:25:27,011 --> 00:25:28,050 knocking on wood here. 652 00:25:28,785 --> 00:25:30,305 And it may have been happening at the 653 00:25:30,305 --> 00:25:31,424 really spicy duluth. 654 00:25:32,065 --> 00:25:34,865 It was it was spicy, but so flavorful 655 00:25:34,865 --> 00:25:35,664 at the same time. 656 00:25:36,396 --> 00:25:38,145 And, yeah, as I, I've I'm mean testing 657 00:25:38,145 --> 00:25:39,894 negative 3 times I'm not gonna do the 658 00:25:39,894 --> 00:25:41,563 rogue there, but, you know, maybe we need 659 00:25:41,563 --> 00:25:43,153 to try the ending indian food when we 660 00:25:43,153 --> 00:25:44,545 get sick spices. 661 00:25:50,765 --> 00:25:53,086 Okay. I think on the first podcast ever 662 00:25:53,086 --> 00:25:55,310 did, keep coming ko her cheese, we had 663 00:25:55,310 --> 00:25:57,058 vent. And we had a vin song. So 664 00:25:57,058 --> 00:25:58,488 we're going full circle here. 665 00:25:59,282 --> 00:26:01,683 But The history of the Standard island land 666 00:26:01,683 --> 00:26:04,467 of going cuisine derived from the Portuguese Khan 667 00:26:04,547 --> 00:26:05,047 V, 668 00:26:05,581 --> 00:26:06,081 D. 669 00:26:06,948 --> 00:26:09,253 Meat and wine and garlic marinade literally meat 670 00:26:09,253 --> 00:26:10,367 of wine of garlic. 671 00:26:13,547 --> 00:26:15,637 Is a dish of meat usually pork marinade 672 00:26:15,694 --> 00:26:17,457 vinegar and garlic the basic structure of the 673 00:26:17,537 --> 00:26:20,159 Portuguese discs through the Portuguese sailors preserved raw 674 00:26:20,159 --> 00:26:21,668 ingredients packed in wooden barrels. 675 00:26:22,383 --> 00:26:24,211 Of alternate layers of pork and garlic and 676 00:26:24,211 --> 00:26:26,378 soaked in red wine This is adapted by 677 00:26:26,378 --> 00:26:28,696 local gh cooks with the substitution of palm 678 00:26:28,696 --> 00:26:30,694 vinegar for the red wine in addition to 679 00:26:30,694 --> 00:26:32,771 spices it evolved into a localize localized and 680 00:26:32,771 --> 00:26:34,070 easy to produce dish. 681 00:26:34,783 --> 00:26:36,773 The British version of Calls for the meat 682 00:26:36,773 --> 00:26:39,002 to be marinade and vinegar sugar fresh spices, 683 00:26:39,559 --> 00:26:41,628 then cook with more. I like the potato 684 00:26:41,628 --> 00:26:42,822 in the. As I know a lot of 685 00:26:42,822 --> 00:26:44,390 people don't like the potato that I like 686 00:26:44,589 --> 00:26:45,386 tate in the mineral. 687 00:26:49,215 --> 00:26:51,688 Anyway, that's it. So we had German ton 688 00:26:51,688 --> 00:26:54,080 clip is cutting my very, very thick. 689 00:26:55,292 --> 00:26:56,249 Ran toenails. 690 00:26:57,206 --> 00:26:59,359 Now, those clipping didn't fall into the Vendor. 691 00:26:59,519 --> 00:27:01,034 Just wanted to let you know that. And 692 00:27:01,034 --> 00:27:03,108 then I had Indian spice Fend trying to 693 00:27:03,108 --> 00:27:05,273 cure my Covid and Well, I don't know. 694 00:27:05,512 --> 00:27:07,737 I'm I'm still okay. I'm still feeling fine. 695 00:27:10,757 --> 00:27:12,187 But that was the s that was a 696 00:27:12,187 --> 00:27:14,108 cauldron of the podcast. As a cold and 697 00:27:14,108 --> 00:27:15,297 a keep common color of our cheese. 698 00:27:16,248 --> 00:27:18,730 So coming up next, we do have a 699 00:27:19,181 --> 00:27:19,657 a poem. 700 00:27:20,450 --> 00:27:22,612 But wanna say, thank you very much for 701 00:27:22,612 --> 00:27:24,683 listening. Thank give your patience. I said these 702 00:27:24,683 --> 00:27:26,059 have been a little bit more irregular 703 00:27:26,594 --> 00:27:26,992 of late. 704 00:27:28,107 --> 00:27:30,272 But we try to do 2 week Sometimes 705 00:27:30,272 --> 00:27:32,182 it's 1. Sometimes it's none. As I said, 706 00:27:32,898 --> 00:27:35,308 last week wasn't feeling the greatest. So 707 00:27:36,082 --> 00:27:38,565 indulge enjoy these and there's a whole bat 708 00:27:38,565 --> 00:27:40,794 catalog, nearly up to 400. Worried, like, 3 709 00:27:40,794 --> 00:27:41,612 85 710 00:27:41,749 --> 00:27:44,558 3 90, I can't remember. But many, many 711 00:27:44,775 --> 00:27:46,939 additions to listen to at england listen to 712 00:27:46,939 --> 00:27:49,165 replay of the radio shows well, station head, 713 00:27:49,563 --> 00:27:52,505 Roy at Cape Collie, you just had to 714 00:27:52,505 --> 00:27:53,698 go in, and long as you have an 715 00:27:53,778 --> 00:27:54,016 Apple, 716 00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:57,222 premium subscription or Spotify, you can listen to 717 00:27:57,222 --> 00:27:57,701 the music, 718 00:27:58,259 --> 00:27:59,776 and then listen to the shows as me 719 00:27:59,776 --> 00:28:01,212 ra in between records. 720 00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:07,523 But, yes, if you like this podcast, 721 00:28:08,001 --> 00:28:09,993 subscribe on Spotify Apple, we don't have the 722 00:28:09,993 --> 00:28:11,905 musical poor edition more sadly. 723 00:28:12,398 --> 00:28:14,545 Anybody's been away and come back. But Slack 724 00:28:14,545 --> 00:28:16,454 a breaker I hot radio, Pandora, you can 725 00:28:16,454 --> 00:28:19,659 listen on audible, Amazon Podcast, Google Podcast 726 00:28:20,033 --> 00:28:20,511 anywhere in fact. 727 00:28:21,321 --> 00:28:22,832 Coming up next though, we do have a 728 00:28:22,832 --> 00:28:23,469 summary poem. 729 00:28:24,423 --> 00:28:26,412 This is 1 of my favorite English post 730 00:28:26,492 --> 00:28:26,571 John. 731 00:28:27,859 --> 00:28:30,094 Whatever will rhyme with some of the only 732 00:28:30,094 --> 00:28:32,967 as plumber and drama, why the clever bard 733 00:28:32,967 --> 00:28:34,882 would find it quite hard to connect with 734 00:28:34,882 --> 00:28:35,681 summer or plumber. 735 00:28:36,413 --> 00:28:39,199 My mind's getting glamour and glamour. Who hooray. 736 00:28:39,358 --> 00:28:41,029 There's a word besides drama. 737 00:28:41,586 --> 00:28:43,869 Oh, I think of some, the prep and 738 00:28:43,988 --> 00:28:45,971 come with the Rhymes will get ram and 739 00:28:45,971 --> 00:28:46,288 rama. 740 00:28:46,923 --> 00:28:49,619 R if the bees, ham, its hammer, and 741 00:28:49,619 --> 00:28:51,625 the b show us signs of summer 742 00:28:52,013 --> 00:28:55,358 Also the holiday ba, though, porter gums labels, 743 00:28:55,517 --> 00:28:57,348 and whenever he gums, he's a gum, 744 00:28:57,985 --> 00:28:59,998 The c go and corner 745 00:29:00,469 --> 00:29:02,140 he goes to the hot days of summer, 746 00:29:02,537 --> 00:29:05,163 and he cooks every day till you plead 747 00:29:05,163 --> 00:29:07,153 and you pray that his voice will get 748 00:29:07,153 --> 00:29:07,471 dumb. 749 00:29:07,964 --> 00:29:08,442 And. 750 00:29:08,921 --> 00:29:11,233 That's it for another week of the podcast. 751 00:29:11,712 --> 00:29:13,067 Lovely again to be back. 752 00:29:14,184 --> 00:29:16,257 Please listen next week. I'm sure there'll be 753 00:29:16,257 --> 00:29:19,165 a couple of game blew modern patience 754 00:29:20,020 --> 00:29:23,291 trying epi and all, but love doing the 755 00:29:23,291 --> 00:29:25,125 podcast and put them together And give you 756 00:29:25,125 --> 00:29:26,800 some highlights of the radio show as well. 757 00:29:27,372 --> 00:29:28,721 I hope you have a lovely time. Hopefully 758 00:29:28,721 --> 00:29:31,023 it's not too hot. It's steaming here. 759 00:29:32,056 --> 00:29:33,326 I was gonna say go and take a 760 00:29:33,326 --> 00:29:34,437 culture, but I think I need a hot 761 00:29:34,437 --> 00:29:34,809 1 762 00:29:35,328 --> 00:29:37,322 freezing, It says a a weird thing about 763 00:29:37,322 --> 00:29:39,953 air conditioning. Is it 90 degrees outside, but 764 00:29:39,953 --> 00:29:41,570 it feels like the winter 765 00:29:42,027 --> 00:29:42,266 inside. 766 00:29:42,984 --> 00:29:44,994 Anyway, have a good week, I'll talk to 767 00:29:44,994 --> 00:29:47,714 you very soon. C. I do appreciate the 768 00:29:47,714 --> 00:29:49,315 all finer things in life. 769 00:29:50,034 --> 00:29:52,674 So I decide that the luck this season. 770 00:29:53,169 --> 00:29:55,646 And kicking sauce colors is such an inspiration 771 00:29:55,646 --> 00:29:56,126 to me. 772 00:29:57,564 --> 00:30:00,361 More important exhale kid soft bathroom tissue is 773 00:30:00,361 --> 00:30:00,920 so soft. 774 00:30:01,492 --> 00:30:04,117 What more good girl ask for, but here's 775 00:30:04,117 --> 00:30:06,741 the bonus. The extra pennies I see. Help 776 00:30:06,741 --> 00:30:08,252 me afford the obvious luxury. 777 00:30:09,603 --> 00:30:10,955 No reads in my god. 778 00:30:11,528 --> 00:30:14,719 D kitten soft bathroom tissue. Excellent value from. 779 00:30:15,357 --> 00:30:17,351 Just try 1. If you don't like it 780 00:30:17,351 --> 00:30:18,786 easy to. U, 781 00:30:19,424 --> 00:30:20,701 nicotine, I'd better move fast. 782 00:30:23,910 --> 00:30:24,410 Game 783 00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:29,035 Don't managed is it hard about smoking Or 784 00:30:29,035 --> 00:30:31,184 was it easy like nico nicotine says? You 785 00:30:31,184 --> 00:30:33,174 no good win bag to nicotine. No no 786 00:30:33,174 --> 00:30:35,721 a superman. Leave me 1. Please, I mean 787 00:30:35,721 --> 00:30:35,880 1. 788 00:30:39,234 --> 00:30:41,536 That's how hard it is, that's why I 789 00:30:41,536 --> 00:30:42,965 never say yes to a cigarette. 790 00:30:51,340 --> 00:30:54,395 Happiness is a cigar called hamlet, the mile 791 00:30:54,454 --> 00:30:54,693 cigar. 792 00:30:55,652 --> 00:30:57,583 When I prepare a really special salad I 793 00:30:57,583 --> 00:30:58,861 like to make sure everything's right. 794 00:31:01,338 --> 00:31:04,226 The fresh salad vegetables, and of course, the 795 00:31:04,226 --> 00:31:05,418 paste resistance, 796 00:31:06,054 --> 00:31:06,554 hines, 797 00:31:07,008 --> 00:31:07,508 mayonnaise. 798 00:31:08,439 --> 00:31:10,903 It's so creamy smooth with a delicious rich, 799 00:31:11,300 --> 00:31:11,936 subtle taste. 800 00:31:13,065 --> 00:31:14,664 So you don't lose the flavor of the 801 00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:15,144 vegetables, 802 00:31:16,345 --> 00:31:18,444 even if you lose the salad. Heinz mayonnaise. 803 00:31:18,904 --> 00:31:20,424 It brings out the best in the best 804 00:31:20,424 --> 00:31:20,984 of salads. 805 00:31:21,958 --> 00:31:23,782 Wanna handle the right? Junior to mean little 806 00:31:23,782 --> 00:31:25,210 kid. I'm still happy to be here with 807 00:31:25,210 --> 00:31:27,034 you. I always getting into trouble you see. 808 00:31:27,352 --> 00:31:29,097 I always getting smack. That's why I always 809 00:31:29,097 --> 00:31:31,257 get smack. Like, my mom said to me 810 00:31:31,257 --> 00:31:33,644 junior junior? Are you pulling that catch tail? 811 00:31:33,962 --> 00:31:35,553 I said, no, mommy. I get holding it 812 00:31:35,553 --> 00:31:36,666 the catch doing a pulling? 813 00:31:37,382 --> 00:31:38,178 Arrest scout. 814 00:31:40,180 --> 00:31:41,212 Looks pretty good. 815 00:31:42,722 --> 00:31:44,549 Well, a little bit more on that side. 816 00:31:45,661 --> 00:31:46,138 Really. 817 00:31:49,252 --> 00:31:51,796 Cool. I want to hammer a rice going. 818 00:31:52,671 --> 00:31:53,068 Oh. 819 00:31:53,704 --> 00:31:54,658 Looks pretty good. 820 00:31:56,263 --> 00:31:58,013 Well, a little bit bored and that sword. 821 00:31:58,491 --> 00:32:02,644 Teens are having fuck, having lock rather farts 822 00:32:02,644 --> 00:32:04,402 so much that the government uses him to 823 00:32:04,402 --> 00:32:06,959 fuel rocket engines. However, his family is not 824 00:32:06,959 --> 00:32:09,196 happy with him because he farts literally every 825 00:32:09,196 --> 00:32:11,206 single minute, and is family has a hard 826 00:32:11,206 --> 00:32:13,519 time sleeping every day, so his dad thinks 827 00:32:13,519 --> 00:32:15,353 of an idea. Connects a pipe to his 828 00:32:15,353 --> 00:32:17,904 bottom and leads the toxic farts straight outside 829 00:32:17,904 --> 00:32:20,150 the house. But the boy somehow still manages 830 00:32:20,150 --> 00:32:21,899 to fart at his dad's face and sends 831 00:32:21,899 --> 00:32:24,522 him directly to the hospital. This incident forces 832 00:32:24,522 --> 00:32:26,668 his dad to divorce his mom his sister 833 00:32:26,668 --> 00:32:28,496 starts to blame him for breaking the family 834 00:32:28,496 --> 00:32:30,345 apart and even when he approaches his mom, 835 00:32:30,584 --> 00:32:32,418 she also ignore him now he is old 836 00:32:32,418 --> 00:32:34,093 enough to join the school. On his first 837 00:32:34,093 --> 00:32:35,928 day, he tries to hold his fart, but 838 00:32:35,928 --> 00:32:37,842 this doesn't end long and he releases the 839 00:32:37,842 --> 00:32:40,250 most toxic far whatever ever, everyone quickly runs 840 00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:42,084 away from him, but only 1 boy stays 841 00:32:42,084 --> 00:32:43,759 with him. It turns out that the boy 842 00:32:43,759 --> 00:32:46,232 has no smell receptors, which means he can't 843 00:32:46,232 --> 00:32:48,306 smell and is immune to any toxic heat 844 00:32:48,306 --> 00:32:50,877 waves. The 2 kids then become best friends 845 00:32:50,877 --> 00:32:53,194 because of their special powers because the meat 846 00:32:53,194 --> 00:32:53,593 made 847 00:32:54,632 --> 00:32:55,851 It's a little meat. 848 00:32:57,603 --> 00:32:58,343 You need 849 00:33:01,198 --> 00:33:02,236 These breasts can large. 850 00:33:05,676 --> 00:33:06,629 Wouldn't like to say, Madam. 851 00:33:10,045 --> 00:33:11,475 That's why moms go twice. 852 00:33:13,397 --> 00:33:15,486 It's a cr sparkling wine. Hold 853 00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:16,360 again. 854 00:33:17,609 --> 00:33:20,152 Oh, it's a greek wine. It's it's actually 855 00:33:20,152 --> 00:33:22,628 cr. Is there a question channel only. So 856 00:33:22,628 --> 00:33:23,818 if I go into a bar and say 857 00:33:23,818 --> 00:33:26,277 to the lady. Excuse me. Due the fuck. 858 00:33:26,594 --> 00:33:28,101 He said, I'm not gonna get punched. 859 00:33:29,069 --> 00:33:31,611 Yes. It's it's cool my wipe. 860 00:33:33,518 --> 00:33:35,924 I'll wipe and I'll wipe and I'll wipe 861 00:33:36,060 --> 00:33:36,829 and I'll wipe 862 00:33:37,347 --> 00:33:38,405 a hundred times 863 00:33:39,181 --> 00:33:41,652 still poop, still poop. Let me check that. 864 00:33:42,528 --> 00:33:44,441 Shoot. It's like I'm wiping a marker or 865 00:33:44,441 --> 00:33:46,285 something about what a beaver looks like. 866 00:33:47,238 --> 00:33:50,336 It's top it. Have you actually practiced your 867 00:33:50,336 --> 00:33:52,894 beaver or is... I have quite a he 868 00:33:52,894 --> 00:33:53,212 thank you. 869 00:33:54,165 --> 00:33:56,152 For nikki, tell us about will be. 870 00:34:01,334 --> 00:34:03,352 Some moist fever. Oh 871 00:34:04,770 --> 00:34:07,406 no. It's probably the other side see. 872 00:34:08,126 --> 00:34:08,365 Dry. 873 00:34:16,764 --> 00:34:17,559 For a good girl. 874 00:34:19,786 --> 00:34:21,378 That will go straight onto extra slice. 875 00:34:23,859 --> 00:34:25,395 A 7.2 magnitude 876 00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:27,207 magnitude earthquake rattled. 877 00:34:28,004 --> 00:34:29,541 Alaska seismic active 878 00:34:31,034 --> 00:34:31,534 Was 879 00:34:32,324 --> 00:34:33,859 to 7 point 880 00:34:35,985 --> 00:34:37,736 it was a very large earthquake. 881 00:34:38,373 --> 00:34:40,465 It is the weirdest thing to me. Democrats 882 00:34:40,522 --> 00:34:41,796 say that it is racist. 883 00:34:42,289 --> 00:34:42,929 To believe, 884 00:34:43,568 --> 00:34:45,086 well, they say it's racist to do anything. 885 00:34:46,205 --> 00:34:47,824 I had to diet mountain dew yesterday 886 00:34:48,282 --> 00:34:49,561 and want to I'm sure they're gonna call 887 00:34:49,561 --> 00:34:50,860 that races too. But 888 00:34:52,855 --> 00:34:53,335 It's good. 889 00:34:58,295 --> 00:34:58,934 Of you guys. 890 00:35:03,155 --> 00:35:04,343 It is the weirdest thing.