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to think of your best ever
sexual experience.
You believed in Ga Fucking South gate. The
English media criticized every decision I've made. The
fans called for my head after every game
of this tournament
and even the king was on main runner
threatening to sack me if I didn't win.
But what do these fucking haters have to
say to me now. I'm in the final
of the European cup? England I headed to
Berlin. I'll see you all on Sunday.
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house wise to test the new by leader
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and gets into all the nooks and cra.
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quickly it dries the floor. They've drive the
floor much quicker than mimo. But 4 weeks
later, when we went to collect our by
leader Super ops. They've been so taken by
its amazing. Drying properties, they were a little
reluctant to give them up, the by leader
super up once dry never forgotten. Don't
Matthew. Can you please talk me through the
jacket of choice today? Yes. So my mother
made... You?
Matthew. Could you please talk me through the
jacket of choice today? Oh, yes. So my
mother made it for me.
I I bought the materials,
sent an inspiration image over, and this was
pulled out.
I think you 1 was smashed it first
Though, she has now that she is an
absolute gem. The most
that the the English son that I most
known.
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music alike, but I never
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been Bloody 96.
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better. You got to take it to the
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you say your mental focus is?
It's focused.
I said it's... I think it's... I I
haven't... Look,
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even saying to myself my own head the
number of years. I know more thinking of
myself as being as old as Examined then
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The great escape is is so very apt
today. Isn't
is so many ways. It's absolutely perfect.
Welcome along to the program. It's the
it's Coming and cola vouchers.
Sort a bit disco
this morning.
With all the news that's going around.
Yeah it's a crazy news day. I mean,
some people say, well, We never need rolling
news.
And there's never any new... Well, yeah. Yesterday.
Huge news.
Today, huge news.
We got the euro 20 24 final.
I've got
Nbc news on constantly.
I know I'm I'm a sort of rolling
news jump here. III I'm not gonna make
no apologies for it. No.
Yeah. But today is a big day isn't
this is a huge day
for English football?
You know, will the greatest escape be an
at tune for the English football? Well it
has been for the last 55
years this since we last 1 made... Major
Trophy. Now I haven't got too many.
I haven't got too many hopes resting on
today.
I think that's a great thing of the
being British, being English, it prepares you,
for it prepares you for just the mediocrity,
the whole situation.
Yet prepares you for loss. It prepares you
for disappointment.
And just sort fairly saved afterwards was a
book to but the cat on and everything
him to gonna me okay. Look hair care.
Yes, after a strong couple, were able to
sit down and
maybe done a cup of biscuits and you
know, there'll be another today. We'll reach another
final that we're going to lose.
Anyway, I'm
I'm hopeful.
I'm not ecstatic.
I'm gonna enjoy today and whatever happens.
You this till the role the news cycle
once I get back to to to watch
that. So
adding to the the bulldog to watch the
show. There's no
there's no raw yacht on the station at,
the radio show that I do.
So it's be pretty busy.
That
first up today, first order of the day,
the housekeeping
is
on Friday's royal yacht show on station head,
my name on this at Cape Collie.
That we we trying to predict the final.
We'd had another predicted game.
Now,
2 weeks before that, we predicted the last
16 using coal cuts
using
ser ham, cheese,
sausages and and
my beloved really did a very good job
of predicting,
but would make it through to the last
16. On Friday, we predicted the final.
And this is this is what we did.
We took a chorizo sausage
on a fairly strong piece of thread, almost
like a fishing I attached it to the
end, of an old Wilson golf club.
And
and we did the same for a British
bang on another golf club,
and that was
secured very firmly,
British Bang on the end of a pis
of thread, fishing line.
Attached to another old golf clubs. So 2
golf clubs.
1 with a line with Chorizo, 1 with
a line of a bang.
And I'm gonna give you straight up at
the top of the show. I'm gonna give
you a little insert clip, little recording of
that.
Just so you can really feel.
Maybe if you want if anything's gonna warm
you up.
Anything's gonna warm you up for today's euro
20 24 final.
It's my 2 dogs predicting.
Now, do they go for the chorizo?
Do they go for the Bang?
They are the predictor, they the says in
this,
and gonna be dragging the bang as
and the trees. So along the floor and
see and see which when they go for
quickly and which 1 they go for will
predict.
I mean, in terms of the cosmos,
This is the only way 1 can predict
a supporting fine. I mean, people are could
be using is
years.
Years hence.
When it comes to placing bets. So can
so you know what?
We need to get our sausages out. We
need to get our old oil sausages out.
Attach them to a line and then just
see what happens. That's what we did. That's
the whole thing. That's the whole ship shebang
here on the Royal. So would it take
you straight into that.
And that's like the a big a big,
big drum roll.
When it comes to
predicting the euro 20 24 final. So just
take a deep breath, and then we're gonna
straight into the clip the recording.
Do they are or how secure they are
on the line? This is the worrying thing.
Guide. So can you just... Let's... Alright. Let's
just I'm gonna mute by. So I've muted
myself, Kit... Let me just unmute... Can you
unmute yourself?
Alright. So
Alright. So I've
can't talk to me sure you can hear
yourself. Alright. So I've
I've muted my own line
and
I may need your help trying to get
the
the rods with the sausages attack... Attached upstairs.
Because they're not really.
Let's have a look here.
Anybody who... Anybody who looked on the
anybody who looked on the
Instagram can see
that the threads are very, very
thin.
So... The 2 sausages are hanging on the
line. Oh, 1 of the sausages are dropped
off here. So that's that's that's not a
good start.
The sausage dropped off the line,
so I'm gonna have to re attach it.
So I'm gonna go upstairs
So we have a clear run
for the for the sausage game here.
And
The thing is a lot of people a
lot of people are saying that
the the gains unfair because you've got an
older border collie.
And you've got
a younger cor. Well, they're probably about the
same
fitness levels.
I think the border collie even being like,
80 years old
is probably
even better.
So let me just
detach the sausage to the thread again.
He just hold out a minute. My darling.
Thank you.
So Arthur said, I think the sausage is
a little bit too weight
for the for the thread line here. So
that's the part of the problem that we
have. I think Had, like, took it long.
But the competitors
are very interested
in in the sausages. So let's just tie
sausage back
on the line here.
Be helpful if you could help... I know
you don't like touching the sausage, but it
would be very helpful if you could assist
here. So we have the sausage back on
the line
even the cat's quite interested in the sausage.
So what I'm going to... Take out and
get ready, and I'll let them out when
you're ready. Alright. So
We've got the we've got the the rods,
the lines of the sausage.
The sausage fell off the line again.
It's a it's a it's a flimsy piece
of wine that's very meaty sausage. This is
the problem we're having here. Ladies and gentlemen.
Naughty yacht has a sausage in hand.
She's tying the thread
around the sausage, and I think gonna make
it more secure then my flimsy effort a
second ago. So she's tying the sausage
to the line
and... Just the reason why you weren't just
putting the sausage on the ground. Seeing which
when they run to.
No. That is a good it's a good
idea. It's it's a logical idea, but I
like the idea of fishing rod and 2
dogs chasing. Just seems right, and it's gonna
cut a pumps. Well, probably will. Alright. So
hold hold on to the... Now. You're not
holding the sausage. The eat sausage. Alright. Well,
they they will eat the sausage. So... Right
now.
Alright. So what we have here
is is let me hold the sword. I
think it may fall off the line again.
If I'm not careful. Okay. Nor he's very
frustrated by this. We have a cor I
need to go and, like, tent them it's
like it.
Alright.
So we're outside.
We're going out to the
the place garden of of chap towers here.
And I have 2 sausages on the line.
I think we're gonna have George
as
Spain,
Georgia, the older border collie, and Maggie going
to be playing the part of England
in our little in our little game here.
So
We have...
Okay.
So the the competitors are almost ready. I
have the lines here.
I placed them on the ground,
and
we're gonna be pulling the sausages along the
ground here.
Let me see if I can
take a quick a quick picture whilst we're
Dogs. The dogs are about to be released
here. The sausages is on the ground. They're
about to be released.
The the competitors are ready. They're tram at
the bit here ready for this
Ready for this competition. No. We're gonna see
which 1... So George's Spain and Maggie, and
Maggie is England. I thought there were different
Oh, well, there we go. It's great. Thank
you for explained the rules for me.
Alright.
Whichever gets first.
So, yes. At whichever one's england. Knows, though,
no We're not cheating here. So alright. So
the 1 eye here,
the 1 eye
is the chorizo.
And the 7 iron
is the
is is the Bang, the British English bang.
Alright.
And it's amazing, Like, again, working with animals
and children is never a good 1,
and
we're releasing
the the dogs will be released in a
second here. They're at the gate. Naughty Yacht
is about to release them from the gate
here.
And that it... We'd releasing the house, so
to speak, George is ready, the black and
white border collie, the tri colored cor,
Maggie
is also ready.
The 1 eye z england. Here we go.
So they're gonna be good. There we go.
The the sausages are on the leash shirt.
Now George just come And I'm pulling it
around here. Maggie the Cor is not even
interested. There's a meaty sausage on a line
here, and she's not even interested. None of
the dogs are interested.
George is going back inside, and it... It...
Alright. So we're... We're trying a new challenge
here. They're eating the other treat. And pulling
the sausage along here.
And we'll see,
George's is coming back up again. The sausage
is being pulled along both of them pulled
along vigorously.
And and and, George is chasing the sausage
at at little light lightning speed here
and
still, we're not interested.
Is is just sausage too old, Maggie? I
think
I think it's nobody can't be a tie.
So Maggie is going back downstairs again. Alright.
Well, I'm pulling the
I'm pulling the sausage. I think they're afraid
of the golf club
and the sausage here. Here we go. The
sausage on the string.
There we go. Look at that oh, there
we go. I'm tempting them here. And testing
them with a sausage.
And George is chasing after the sausage here?
Which 1 is it going to be?
Which ones it going to be? Are you
gonna... Are you You don't want this.
Come on. It's a beautiful
beautiful bang. Alright. Well, we're going back into
the basement
and pulling the sausages downstairs.
On the rods, trying to get the dogs
interested again.
And once again, failing miserably.
2 dogs...
I'm chasing the dogs of a sausage. They're
not chasing me. Sure, it shouldn't be that
way around. And here, the sausage is going.
Maggie tasted the sausage before.
And I'm gonna tap kfc which 1 you
get is gonna go the 1 iron.
Or is it gonna be the 7 odd...
Oh,
she took the sausage
off
off the 1 iron,
and that was Spain.
So it's gonna be a Spanish victory
It's gonna be it's gonna be a Spanish
victory tomorrow
and Maggie The.
Took the sausage oscar the 1 on. It
was a chorizo.
A little bit spicy. She's gonna be feeling
the effects of that a little bit later
than tonight, but let's have some barry can't
swim here in the royal.
So there we go. That was off wonderful
sausage euro prediction game here on the Ro.
It turns out that Spain,
is indeed the vectors.
The chorizo was plucked off the line by
the cor
and and predicted that Spain's is gonna win
to that. I mean, there's no great surprise.
I mean, you don't have to be the
most marvelous of
to
to predict that.
So
that's that we have, so we'll see what
happens at the end of the day,
and see who eventually comes out Victor and
who comes out the Van.
Here on the royal yacht. So yeah, that
was recorded from Friday's,
Raw show,
and At Keep come C on station head,
4 keep com cauliflower cheese, Of course.
Anyway, before we hit the road jack, let's
have a few
very british problems, because I think gonna day
like this.
When you're incredibly super,
you need some very
British problems.
So very British problems
official.
At a festival of climbing Everest. You can
buy the new very British problems t shirt.
And I think you need this that as
you as if you hit the summit of
Everest.
Similar thing them football they win today, they'll
be heading the summit of Everest in terms
of football.
You need on your t shirt. I only
popped out for milk.
And you need this as well. The prediction
mar fans gather around when the on toast,
do you also have butter
89 and 89
percent. Yes. I
2 step guide to warning somebody not to
hit their head. Number 1 wait. Until they've
hit their head number 2 say, oh mine
dad.
At this weather makes me want to have
a pumpkin spice latte and hand goes
decorations around that.
The unbearable pressure of being told to put
on whatever you warned on somebody else's television.
The very British problems with gulf Number 1
saying, I think I filled the spot of
rain. The second tl. Number you have to
play for hours before you get to go
to the bar through a bit stuffy. Of
a golfers frown upon you and your friend
shouting,
woo every time you hit the ball
in my mu experience.
Is a fantastic period for British small talk
at moment.
Did you did you see, you're watching the
tennis for football rugby formula 1?
When these finish you can swap in the
Olympics. What about the weather looks like we
had our summer?
Politics general election chat if you want the
small talk to get a bit heavier.
Not that long after you can start joking
about Same big Christmas.
Have you made the pies?
And this and this is just perfect for
British optimism today. At least it can't get
any worse, It's not all bad. Might never
happen.
Supposed to be nice later.
Too.
Then I love the gender way British people
completely change the country.
Number 1. Ever got a tea. Number 2,
put on a raincoat coat.
Number 3 walked to a ram in a
local hall and quietly cross a box on
a scrap of paper. Get back home takeoff
raincoat. Have another cup tea and biscuit to
reward over doing something important, and then just
wait
I think I think we're just just about
ready for the euros now. We've had the
euro sausage prediction game. We've had some very
British, very, very English problems as well. But
I don't think Scott's steer welsh and the
Irish wanna be included in this right now.
So I think we've we're we're almost... Do
you think we're prepared?
Yes.
Yeah. Yeah. Why yeah. Yeah that.
So
So the excitement, you this sitting your favorite
chair. You can't move.
Remember those football
superstition. You need to eat exactly what you've
eaten before. I think I'm gonna have the
breakfast burrito, but that's what I had when
they beat. Our loss at the chain when
they went on penalty So I need to
have a burrito again. I need to sit
in the same sp.
Listen, if you had old socks or odd
shoes on that day, you need to wear
odd socks and odd shoes yet again. You
have
Yeah. Great escape, self preservation society. This is
this is being positive if your English is
positive.
I think at this time, we need these
saint Day speech, don't we.
What he that wishes so, my cousin
West Milan know my fair cousin.
If we're mark to die,
we will are now to do our country
loss as if to live. The fewer men,
the great share of honor, God will I
pray thee. And not 1 man more by
Joe. I'm not covered us for gold.
Nor I cared off freed upon my cost
it earns me.
Not if men my garments wear such outward
figs dwell my desires.
But if be a sin to cover honor.
I'm the most defending soul alive.
No faith my cause wish not a man
from England, God's peace I will not lose
such a great honor as 1 man more
thinks would share from me.
For the best hope I have. Oh. Do
I not wish 1 more, rather pro it
West milan through my host?
That he have no stomach for the fight
letting depart his passport Shall made and crowns
for Convey put him in his purse.
He will not die in his man's company
that fears his fellowship to die with us.
The day is called the feast of Crisp.
He that out this day and come safe
home will stand a tip when the day
is named and ra.
At the name as Crisp.
You shall live this day and sealed old
age, were yearly on the vigil feast his
neighbors tomorrow.
Is saint.
Then he'll strip his sleeve
and show his scars and say these wounds
I had on Saint
day
Old man forget. You shall forget.
But he'll remember with those advantages what feat
he did that day.
Then shell our names, familiar in the mouth
of household words, Harry the king,
Bedford and exeter. Warwick and Talbot Salisbury b
Gloucester.
Being their flowing cups freshly remembered the story
shall be the good man teaches son and
Crisp
Crisp,
Chen go by from this day to the
ending of the world.
We shall be remembered
We feel we happy few. We band of
brothers.
For today, he sheds his blood with me.
She'll be my brother.
Is not so far this day, shall gentleness
his condition and gentlemen, in England now a
bad, shall infect themselves.
A curse they've not been here and hold
their manhood cheap while any speaks it fought
with us
upon
Saint
Day.
Stages and man I give you, the England
Football team. And we shall see what will
happen today see our predictions have come true.
Thank you so much for listening to the
program.
You could listen to us. Let's keep calm
color Cheese across Bon, Apple Music slack a
breaker, I Radio Pandora,
all of the above audible,
Amazon Podcasts almost everywhere.
And I'll come to you again next week
with
over the southern news, or the celebratory renew.
We'll see. But we'll move on. We'll move
on whatever happens.
From
the parked
football bus that we've had for the last
couple of weeks here on the podcast.
But anyway, find your favorite seat. Boil up
the kettle. Make sure it's completely hot 175,
get that reddish hue going,
and maybe some soggy sandwiches
maybe a good old crispy bacon sandwich. That
sounds absolutely amazing.
Until next time,
I give you to end
a little bit of A chao.
And I think this is a perfect finish
for the podcast today,
and I look forward to seeing you next
time.
Everybody loves your baby.
We're all going
England crazy.
Alright.
It's.
Everybody
We're all going
crazy
alright.
It's
alright.
Here we go. The world is weighed.
The giant sleeps a dream awake.
1 right,
hope and pride.
We'll do it.
Get through it. You're on your knees. And
you are praying
the end of god and what might be.
You'll believe in it.
Your breathing
tears of joy, the nation
Everybody loves and.
We're all go in
and crazy.
Alright.
That's
alright.
Alright.
It's alright.
60000
and heart saw jump,
1 man, a shining in like
1 goal, a land united.
Will do it.
Get through
peace and promise, hope and glory.
You and me, side by side,
all together, we will follow.
And united the nation was great.
Everybody.
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it's
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Marjorie.
Your name's an nora. Is that right? That's
right? We're gonna call you Na? You can
love it. But have you try to start
with nothing on. Afraid enough. I shouldn't imagine
it'd be nice in the summer. No no.
On own. On tell with no jam or
anything. Alright then. How it?
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It's still
You can trust store, it tastes good enough
to eat with nothing on. Or have my
love?
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And breakfast spanish day simply exquisite. It's the
crunchy how we flakes this sort of you
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the 1 we fruit in it
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me.
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apples is what's bananas raised its coconut on
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comfy away. If it isn't fresh.
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get content away. It isn't fresh.
I want you just for few seconds
to think of your best ever.
It sexual experience.
We believed in Ga Fucking South gate. The
English media criticized every decision I've made. The
fans called for my head after every game
of this tournament
and even the king was on meme runner
threatening to sack me if I didn't win.
But what do these fucking haters have to
say to me now. I'm in the final
of the European cup?
England I headed to Berlin.
I'll see you all on Sunday.
Nobody believed in Ga Fucking South gate. Well
house wise to test the new by leader
super supermarkets. They were of
impressed. Then they noticed how easily it cleans
and gets into all the nooks and cra.
It gets into all nooks and cra. And
how quickly it dries the floor. It drives
the floor much than. But 4 weeks later,
when we went to collect our by leader
Super ops. They've been so taken by its
amazing drying properties, they were a little
quicker reluctant
to give them up, the v leader super
up once dry never forgotten. No? Matthew. Could
you please talk me through the jacket? Of
choice today? Oh, yes. So my mother made?
Matthew. Can you please talk me through the
jacket of choice of that, yes. So my
mother made it for me.
I I bought the materials,
sent an inspiration image over, and this was
pulled out.
I think your mom has smashed it personally.
No, she is now that she's is an
absolute gem. The
that the English sand I'm most known.
Yeah. Because I I listen to Language english
music I alike, but I never missing
Now Europe the euros is it. Which ones?
He's been Bloody 96.
And then just 4 years late. I was
euro 2000 Russia. You probably shit your us.
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bigger end. But is the head because of
the penalty. Yeah. It poor capacity is 35367.
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That's You know, that's what's that's what's really
cool. Rochelle go give you your shot. Nice
1. Wait? 1 of your shots. Boy the
cup. And then bloody from English shut camera
or becca.
Becca.
Becca Ru. Rudy. Just wanted it to say
before a slip of a apart. Could you
we add earlier, which was tread grabbed better.
You got to take it to the chin
no bloody house me back. Is you what
how would you say your mental focus is?
It's focused.
I say I think it's... I I haven't...
Look,
I have trouble even mentioning
even saying to myself my own head the
number of years. I know more thinking of
myself as being as old as Am than
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