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What are we talking about today, Denny?
Today, we're gonna draft.
We're dude. We got into this quick. Yeah.
We have to. There's so much to deal.
Danny. Who's going first?
How are how are we deciding who's going?
I was wondering if you had a plan
for that and also,
we're not doing a serpent team draft. It's
not a snake draft. It's absolutely not happening.
Okay. That's the stupidest thing ever. Alright. I
didn't... III was wondering if we were gonna
leave the training rules on, so that's good
to know. Yeah.
Yeah. We're gonna do it, like, an actual
draft goes, but... Yeah. Like, 1231231.
Yeah. Like professionals do, but... 1233211123I
guess in... 3333.
We are doing a pretend draft, so maybe
we should do pretend draft rules. I don't
know.
Anyway,
Yeah. 12332112...
No. That's no.
Because every time you get 2 picks. You're
like, yeah. But every time someone else gets
2 picks are like, no. And there's only
3 of us. So someone's gonna constantly be
like, fast sucks.
1 pick every time. Every time this guy
goes it gets to time. This guy who
goes it gets to. You know,
Yeah. But it's the same amount of picks.
Yeah. But
Doesn't feel... It doesn't feel like it. Okay.
Yeah. We're
So no.
Anyway, who's going... Who... How are gonna... Who's
gonna go first?
How should we determine this?
Shit. I don't care. I'll go last. I
don't care. I'll go last.
No. I wanna go ahead. I'm going last.
Okay. I'll go second.
Fine. That Danny is going first there. Right?
Okay.
Guess we gonna give to the less fortunate.
So
what that means? I don't but just kidding.
Sorry.
Do you want... Just what it felt like.
Is it is it important to you that
we do a snake draft? No. It's a...
He made it... It's important to me that
we
get an episode in the can.
I mean,
let's let's push through this.
Oh, he's gonna be that guy today. No.
Just I don't, you know. I wonder would
be like to make a podcast with people
that want to be here. That'd be weird.
Yeah.
That'd be interesting.
Someday, I'd love to know. Yeah.
But we got Danny. I just don't wanna
y on the mic. Alright? I'm saying that
as someone who doesn't wanna be here Okay.
Ever since, this is the worst I felt
recording since the Covid episode.
Last August
for context.
We did a covid episode? You don't I
had Covid when we did our New York
recap and I was dying on this couch.
And this is the second worst I've ever.
I gave Covid to remember that.
And I don't remember you having Covid. I
don't know. I think I... I remember you
had Covid symptoms right before he got Covid,
but
Okay.
So
we're drafting food.
I'm just gonna keep track of what's gone.
Did base... Not basic food groups
like, I mean, they're basic fruit groups like
fruit and vegetables, but they're broken into further
groups
because
there's not enough
food groups to do this otherwise.
Did you create this? Yes. Dude. Thank you.
This a lot of work. That's not that
much work. I mean, for me. Yeah.
So
we don't... Do we... We... You guys have
the list?
Don't really need to go through them. We're
gonna sell all of them. Yeah. We can
just state it.
But I do feel like we need to
have a
a time limit on the picks.
So I'm just gonna set a timer.
Okay.
Other rounds or just 1 round? Well, I
I kinda... I mean, there's 30 picks. So
we're each gonna have a a team of
10. Right? I just draft all 10. Each.
And then...
So we set a hard line... Let's take
a break. I mean wool. After 15 or
something?
Yeah. Like halfway. Like, after the fifth after
the fifth round.
I don't do math. But sure.
Yeah. That's fine. I like that idea. That's
good that's good planning.
I like that.
Alright.
That's what we're doing then. Alright.
Food draft. Now
we can do...
That's all the rules.
Like, we can
we can make stuff up as we go.
If you wanna, like, trade or something because
you've overlooked.
So basically,
I I'm gonna do just a couple so
that
there's an idea for this. Like, we did
tropical fruits, which has mango, bananas pineapples pie.
There's some examples of each in here. So
maybe,
someone gets something earlier that you wanted,
like you can trade or whatever.
Maybe trade for a later draft pick or
something or 2 later picks. I don't know.
It's open. What's Ka cassava?
I don't know.
It was in a list.
I know was on a list. Not it's
a mel. Not Cassava. I know what that
is Yes. Casa.
It's
ab,
pac man mel.
It's up...
Baby.
That's pretty good. I thanks Was I was
that was impressed.
I think that's supposed to be ka cassava,
and it, like, auto corrected. I don't know
what that is.
That's okay. Let's go.
Alright.
1 last, so
Oh do you want me to go?
Mean, if you wanna start now, that's fine.
I don't think we need a time limit
for you though. No. We do not. You're
already ready to
I'm already ready already. Alright.
So with the first pick,
kinda trade for the first pick.
In the foodie draft, I'll trade you my
last 2 picks for the first.
Team mu and is not interested in trading
the first overall pick.
Okay. What do you take?
Gonna have to go with beef.
It's what's your dinner? Oh, man.
You gave me the number 1 pick. Had
to be... Betrayed you the shirt off my
back.
I knew it I was gonna get you.
It was between
then he's got beef. It was between chicken
and beef for me, but
I think that I
appreciate the consistency that I enjoy with beef
more?
Are you tracking this? Yeah.
What... So Whatever your list is at the
end, that's that's what you have to eat
for the next month. Just kidding
Interesting.
That's that would be...
I... There's no way to do that, but
it'd be fun to police that. Like, now.
You have... This is all you can eat
for the until next week.
We'll see. I may try to stick to
mine. What's your Pick todd? Pork. That was
quick.
Well, it had to be that or poultry.
I'm really torn right now between picking poultry,
which I don't really want.
And... Oh, yeah. You're not a big chicken
guy. Letting 1 of you have.
Chicken too. Yeah. Powerful powerful protein. John tray?
I'll take chicken.
No. I don't want pork either.
I'm I don't want I want beef, but
it's too late.
You know, I don't want chicken, but I'd
I want turkey, so I guess I'm gonna
take poultry.
Yeah. That's a good call. I honestly,
Turkey was the dark horse the reason that
I almost went
poultry with the number 1 overall pick
for real.
I'm not like Turkey, but.
I mean, yeah, Turkey sand. It's nice in
a club.
Yeah. Dude, you ever taken a turkey to
the club? Yeah Ladies love turkey dude.
Alright. Alright. You're up danny.
I'm ready.
There go.
Gonna be a short haven't my number 2
overall pick, I will be taking
citrus fruits.
Hot, day. Which include orange, grapefruit mandarin lime
and lemon.
What cuts down my food options a lot?
Okay.
Goodness. I'm excited about the squad that I'm
putting together right now. I'm not gonna lie
you.
I'm jealous severe squad.
Oh, boy, oh, boy.
There's so many things that I don't wanna...
I don't wanna mess this up. I don't
mess this up.
Mama me.
I'll do
What do grapes fall under there?
Oh, good question.
We're looking open
because I was gonna go stone fruits. It's
stone fruits.
Had grapes, which I don't think they do.
That doesn't make sense.
Grapes are under the berry category.
Okay. Oh, really? Yep. Alright. That's a good.
I'm going very. Yeah. That's a good 1.
Yeah.
Yeah. I knew that was gonna happen.
If on a beg to go last you.
I don't Doesn't matter for it. There's
you were begging for it.
There's still You wanna There's lots of picks
left? You were bacon for
you want some of my bacon?
Do you like my category?
Fruits. I did. Yeah. I thought that was
funny.
Oh, man. This is tough. This is tough.
This is tough.
You know what?
Actually,
no. It's not.
I feel like you guys can enjoy your
dry food because I'm taking condiments.
All of them.
Oh, powerful.
I feel like you buried that at number
30, just so we would get through I
just got it. You couldn't even wait until
after the second round to spring your trap.
No. That was not
intentional. Look. I'll try just for the record.
So this is the list up here. 1...
Well it's not 1 to 30 anymore because
I'm deleting them. U. But this is my
list broken down into categories. So if I'm,
like, I got 1 from here. Don't worry
about any of these until later kinda deal.
Can we all please have water? Can
water... Water on... I put water on beverage?
No. Okay.
He had no. Not to jump in. Actually.
A strong
2 weeks to look like the crib keeper
where your leg. He.
Like, hey, what are you doing is that
in your brief? What are you doing in
that river? Nothing.
Don't you be drinking that that's my.
Okay. Yeah. No. I really did not mean
to do that. But it just hit me
that that that should be a thing. So
I'm taking condiments. I'm gonna have some barbecue
chicken.
Yeah. That's a good call.
Alright, Danny?
For this pick, I will be taking
the,
aforementioned, quote, unquote, fruits category.
Oh, really? Yeah. That is surprising to me.
You don't like tomato.
I like things that you make with tomatoes,
like your sauces.
Yeah. But you can't make sauces with them
because I have the sauces.
I can't I can't even combine it no.
No. Somehow, I have ketchup
if you make if you make it, I
kill us it's condiment.
I will be promised
if There's a knock on my door. Yeah.
I'm might I'm like the Hoa honestly you
can make that here. Honestly, bell peppers were
almost enough in this category alone to get
me to take it. Oh, bell peppers is
is solid. Yeah. Because I was just imagining
beef with, fried it up with some peppers?
You don't like
eggplant or avocado or... Yeah. Okay. But bell
peppers is a is a solid 1. Okay.
Good move.
Alright, Todd. With your third pick, in the
third round. Let's guess be the what it
would be.
I'm but I'm not gonna enjoy any of
this without flavor, so I'm sneaking in here
with herbs. Herbs,
dang it. See, that 1 was 1 that
I was trying to be sneaky with.
I... Or not trying to be sneaky, but
I thought I'll take that early.
Yeah. Like, smokes screens on your
draft board.
You're putting like, stories out in the media
that they didn't perform well. Say credit.
Saying. Yeah. Actually, his girlfriend... Herbs girlfriend has
alienate him from his family, and
Oh, wait.
Sorry. Evergreen. Evergreen.
I gotta get rid of herbs here.
Okay. What on Earth has happened?
I'm gonna lose track of what's available. I'm
not keeping good notes here.
I'll tell you what's left if you need
to know. We're gonna have to some touch
pretty... It's it's I'm pretty clear right now,
but
get the.
I'm gonna be
Alright. We're on me. Mh alright. I feel
like I need to get some fruit. I've
got
I've got the
I've got the chicken.
Yeah that saucy turkey with gravy that no
1 else can have. That's sausage turkey
I almost I almost tried to do a
sensual gobble, but I can
I couldn't figure how to do 1?
Especially in a, like,
S w jab. Yeah.
I'm gonna go with the
for the same reason Todd tucker herbs, I'm
gonna do the... I don't even know how
to say this. All.
Aluminum.
Onions garlic challenge wow chives. Yeah. Yeah. That's
a great 1. That's what I should have.
I was hoping that that would be available
to me. I was 1 pick away I
think deep down when I was picking herbs,
I... That's what I wanted was A.
Keep saying herbs
because it's funny.
Herb.
It's like, I just picked it because it
was my kid and that's the only reason,
you know?
You gotta kiss him herb?
No. Bro James. Oh,
alright.
Who's Denny? Yeah that's me.
You're gonna skip me?
No. Oh we're. We all have 3 picks.
Jenny. You just took herbs.
How much time are we. We're already in
the fourth round.
We're at
5 minutes? No. We're at 16 and a
half. Oh, let's And we can go over
our our team afterwards.
Okay. Just recap, it'll be nice.
I mean, wow, for this 1, I'm really
gonna have to fit dairy.
We are going to actually...
The draft commission has made a decision that
since you missed a good opportunity for a
legendary joke,
you were gonna
doc you a draft pick. The next time
we do a draft.
Oh, yeah. Got my sound. Hang on. I
forgot.
It's just in. Denny's been
punished. Hey plate wants.
Is that for every draft?
That's every Nfl draft?
That's in... No, but it... It's also the
Nba sound. Oh, is it? Yeah. That's maybe.
That's just the draft sound. That's why I
was asking. Yeah. I've never watched the Nba
draft. I've only ever watched nfl want.
Back. They just play that like, 700 times
every year.
It's crazy.
Yeah. I don't understand that. I nfl draft.
Like, oh, this guy drafted in this 20
seventh round, 460
third pick. Well, the teams are a whole
lot bigger than they are in basketball.
Yeah. Because of steroids.
No... You mean the number? I mean, like
a 53 man roster. Yeah.
Got it.
Alright. Todd.
Root vegetables.
But I have the vegetable root.
And them tate. You Where are they? I
gotta have them tate.
Number 12. Number 12, free vegetables.
Alright. Alright alright
get the together look get together.
Is this number 10?
This is the 12 pick. 12 pick. Yes,
sir. You have 5 left.
Oh
so
I really don't know what to do. You
know, by the end of this draft,
it's gonna be, like, having to pick things
that you don't want. Yeah. No. We're gonna
turn a corner real real fast. Yeah. I
know.
So I'm trying to make it count while
I can, you know?
Alright. So fruit wise, I still have nothing.
It's tough stone fruits or tropical fruits.
Our palm palm fruit... Palm fruits
fruits.
What is the pump poem me?
Probably like pomegranate granted?
Palm we'll. Home... I don't know. Like apples
and pears. Yeah. I see that. But I've
never seen that word before. P o me.
Travel free.
What's a good call. Yeah. I was looking
at that for sure.
Specifically Ben banana and pineapple.
I almost said banana pineapple at the same
time, which is why I just said banana
at a very strange.
Alright. Alright, Denny. With my turn again? Yes.
This is that your last pick before the
break. Before the first
of the lottery, I guess. These are the
lottery piece. Yeah. That's a good... That is
exactly what it is.
Was the thirteenth pick in the 20 24
or whenever.
Foodie it draft, Denny mu and selects.
All my celiac pee beware?
Oh, you doing great? I'm taking grains.
Good. You take those devilish
foods that make me have
inflammation. Yeah. I'm, I mean, again, primarily in
this category rice is the main reason.
Yep. It's price smart.
I'll just love rice.
As susan is gonna kill me for not
getting race.
She can still eat rice. Yeah. She's okay.
You just can't.
I'll allow it. Jeez.
Can she have some beef too, please?
Yes. I promise she won't share with me.
You know, now that you say it like
that, I don't know I leave it.
Enjoy it. Enjoy your K. I'm not going
19
fresh water fishes.
Thank you. You know, what's weird is that
you just took away 1 of the things,
Danny said we were gonna have to, like,
be like, I don't want that. Thanks.
I agree. I wanted 20, but I was
throwing you a bone there, Bro.
That's 20.
Salt fishes. Why you telling me about.
Oh, I don't need it. I I'm... I'm
be I'm good. Okay. That was, like,
when the
when the G just drafted Zach ed or
Eddie or whatever. Yeah so early. Everyone's like,
what?
Anyway, instead of F.
We already talked about that.
Yeah. In a way
with herb. I gotta be honest. I totally
meant to do saltwater fish, but I
You can have it. No. I mean, it's
not like,
what what's what's a game
where, like, Like chess. You don't see you
don't take your hand off the piece? I
didn't go yet. I'll... You can go back.
Fine. I you des salt water? Yeah. Okay.
Hundred percent I wanted that instead of fresh
water fish. I was wondering I was also
very confused. I was like, I know you
just
cotton
cooked up, like, a water trout or something,
but man, that's crazy. No. Salt all day
every day. Yeah. That's what I I was
confused.
Listen
I really don't understand.
Like, I get... I don't understand that they're
different
I really don't understand how the water in
the ocean is different than the rest of
the water? Like, how do
all these rib... Like, everything's connected. Right?
By rivers and such,
how does the water change?
Like, what happens when a fresh water river
feeds into the salt ocean? Is it just,
like dilute,
point 00001
percent type of deal?
Okay. You... Shaking your head. Yes for the
list? I'm just guessing. Oh,
you didn't wanna go on record is... No.
That's what just makes sense in my head
but... That's what I would think. Right?
Like how when we like, dump toxic waste
into the ocean, it just dilute dilute the
ocean. Yeah. Okay.
Like a like a cruise ship dump in
their
they're gray water, you know, on black water.
This is harder than I thought it was
gonna be because
I'm just like, I don't wanna take that
yet, but I don't I need it. Yeah.
Know? I... Yeah. Is this it? You got
a gamble. This is the Fort fifteenth. This
is the fifteenth pick right here. And we'll
recap where we're at so far and then
we'll take a little break if we good
on time. Oh, yeah. Let's see.
If we can all remember our pick.
What do you mean? Be Yeah. I've been
right. Right. Let's see if Todd can remember
I was, I have all of your picks.
Right Listed under squad
underline. Let me see if I can remember
the things I wrote that. You're you're red,
Danny's yellow, and I'm green Thank you. For
the foodie of colors.
Okay. I gotta make a pick here.
I kinda wanna take another fruit though.
I got a meat. I'm not getting another
good meat. That's out. How can you take
baked goods when that has, like all the
gluten?
Because that's... It's the same thing with ketchup,
like, he can't have ketchup, but he has
tomatoes Like, I can't eat a tomato
unless it's already
ketchup.
Oh, so... He can't have bread just because
he's got wheat. He can have cream of
wheat. He's just chewing on wheat over there.
Yeah.
Have fun with your wheat wheat boy. I
told you it was all about the rice
for me.
That actually is really tough. Like, I don't
know if if we had to go home
and actually stick to this for a week,
I wouldn't be allowed to do this at
my house. Rice is,
like, air. Oh yeah at our house.
Alright. I've I'm taking way longer than 2
minutes. I'm sorry. We keep talking about other
the stuff. You're good.
What are you thinking?
Was it gonna be? I just... I will...
I I think I I'd skipped vegetables because
I took the
or olives
and that's not really filling the vegetable
need, you know? It's an important thing, but
I'm not like, yeah. I need some a
veggie to go with this is How about
some garlic? You know? You Dude freaking butter
and garlic because, like,
I'm so sad. I don't have either of
those things. You guys.
If for no other reason that I want
to say it right now, I'm going with
the last pick and the lottery
cr
vegetable. That is a good 1 that was
on my list.
Broccoli
cauliflower,
give it to me.
Give it to me, veggie daddy. Yeah. It's
funny. We're we're
Sorry. Why'd you look at my eyes so
you know why?
Yeah. We're to a point where we're, like
snip picks
now. So that's fun.
What do you mean Snip? I mean, like,
I Cr may very well have been my
next pick. Oh, and that's what you went
with. Well why it wasn't intentional. No. I
know.
That's what happens in the draft. It makes
it spicy.
Mh.
Not not your draft because you don't have
any spices.
Can I try to remember mine? 5 picks?
Yes. Our spices is on here?
Yes.
I mean, no. No. Herbs They're under herbs
and spices. Todd got the spices. Alright. Hey.
You just got a free pick.
Okay. What do you got?
Pork. U.
A question mark. Well, after your overall first.
Berries?
Yes. Correct.
Herbs, and spices.
Saltwater fish and root vegetables.
Yes.
Alright. Well, that's a good meal. I mean,
it's not gonna be very flavorful, but pork.
I mean, you got herbs. Yeah. Herbs and
spices.
You got the herbs and spice in ice
like you have all the flavor. What are
you talking about? But that doesn't include, like,
garlic or onion powder. No. You don't have
that. No.
The only way we could make this work
is to all make a meal together.
Oh,
which we're not doing.
So enjoy your bland food.
Alright. Danny, what do you have? I have
beef,
citrus fruits,
general
quotation fruits,
dairy and grains.
The... They're not general fruits. They're they're fruits
that are technically fruits, but none of us
think of his fruits. Okay. Avocado,
tomato,
There... What do you call it, like, culinary
fruit? I think is the correct term, but
I thought that this would be funnier here.
But I'm gonna be doing fine with flavor.
I mean, fry up some bell peppers, imagine,
Imagine I'd just, like,
some of that, like,
juice of lime in there.
Sauteed up some beef. Oh, yeah. Lime, man.
We couldn't... We can't even all... No 1
can have a taco.
Like a good taco with like, lime juice
because I can have a beef taco.
He's... You you can't have it in anything
unless you pick bread. I can have a
beef taco plate.
A bowl. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll just be
keto. Okay. Sorry. We got sidetracked on the
quotation marks. And what else did you have?
Dairy and grains.
Very good.
So you got rice you can help
You have a good breed. Yeah. I could
have a good bowl. You're right. You're right.
Oh,
I forgot I did that. I was gonna
put ice cream under the sweets category go
is keep it separate, but
you really
you really nailed with that dairy thing. Yeah,
in future drafts, I would have... I will
exclude cheese as its own... Cheese should be
its own thing. It's powerful.
Alright. I have poultry, condiments,
all, tropical fruits, and crew
vegetables.
I feel good about that.
Like,
some... It's just like thanksgiving
dinner, you know, with
No mashed potatoes spending. I got broccoli. No
flavor. That Alley pick was... Oh, yeah. Ali.
Huge flavor. Yeah. That was I thought that
was super for solid 1. I have to
use,
animal fat,
turkey fats. To cook my can stuff think
because Have any butter. Turkey tall,
turkey tall.
1 1 teaspoon of tall is what you
would get per turkey.
Hey, Did you guys have anything you wanted
to talk about?
Any food that you had that you felt
compelled to discuss? Before we go to break.
I forgot about that. I do not. No.
I don't either.
We been eating,
like, we don't even cooking meals.
Our... It's like, 8PM or, like, kids are
like, are we gonna eat I'm like, oh,
there's some ramen bro. Cook it up. Like,
you're on your own homie? It's summer rules
break.
You know where the air fryer is.
Alright. Well, let's take a break so we
can go
do break things, and then we'll come back
and finish this draft. Don't ask if what's
between us. Okay? Yeah.
If we wanted you to know
We just do it right now. Yeah.
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That was fun, guys. Yeah. What we just
did. Mh.
In between
pot, you know?
We'll little side pot action. Oh, I know.
Yeah.
Alright. I don't remember a lot of it.
I don't either. Alright. We're back, and we
are ready to continue this draft aft.
Dennis Yeah.
The menace.
Mh.
Start the... I... I was gonna say this
is the second round. It's not a 10
round draft.
Okay. Get eat 5. We get 5 picks
per ounce. Changed it. Okay? I'm the I'm
the draft commissioner I can do as I
see fit. I am the captain man. Look
me.
Alright.
Are you guys ready? I
yeah. Yeah yay. Yeah. Are you ready? U.
Think I'm about to be... I don't like
that we we just said all this time.
I didn't put any effort into thinking, and
I feel like you've got 1 locked and
loaded here, But I always do that. Yeah.
You know, like, when I look at categories
of food, I'm like, yes. Yes no, no.
Yes. No. Yeah. That's. I just have immediate
certain opinions for me.
And
joining my my my squad is gonna be
legumes. Oh, you still mine?
That the sound to me.
When somebody steals a draft.
They don't do that. Yeah. It's like, W
wow.
That would be
be hilarious.
Do you know what would be way cooler?
Is if, like, we'll use Nba because the
math is a lot easier to do.
Instead of
it being like, these are the 30 players
that are in the first round... Or not
the first round. But these are all the
players in the draft, and you get to
pick. Like, you can still do all your
scouting and everything. But when you get to
the draft,
it's just like 30 screens,
and you're like, like dealer or no deal,
but it's the draft.
That would be cool. That would be wild.
They can maybe be organized by height, but
that's it. Like,
and you're just like,
pick number 3.
And then, like, you know, the audience participation
will be a part of it. They're like,
which 1?
Joe Mango comes out and he's like,
the bankers got a call for you. That's
okay. Thanks, Julie. Is he doing a dealer
no deal? I, like, dealer no deal island
or something. Oh, wow. Yeah.
Alrighty.
Todd? I tried to watch that. It was
rough.
Yeah. My dad and grandpa got real into
it.
Mainly rough because of the host. He was
bad.
I didn't like him. I'm just kidding.
I I really really liked
who wants to be a millionaire. That was
only show I ever liked that type of
show. I ever really watched.
I just felt like I could do that.
Like phone a friend. That's easy. You know?
Yeah. I could fake my way through 11
questions and get help on the other ones.
I think I could do it.
They should put me on there just see
what happens. I yeah. Do it. You will.
I'm not good at that kind of stuff.
I would probably pass out the first question.
I can't do, like, as much as I
talk talk Smack, like, I could do... I
could know the stuff, but I couldn't be
on camera. I'd be well known right now
in clips with mister Steve Harvey. Saying super
embarrassing things on family feed. That'd be. Yes.
A hundred percent.
I feel like did you mean that when
you said it? You you would probably be
And you wouldn't mean anything by what you
said. No, But you'd say something, and there'd
be, like, this new clip of Steve Steve
Harvey is going viral and like, what happened
like, he just he quit the show. He
was so offended.
Like, he doesn't even laugh at you. He's
just like, you racist some of it.
Like, no. I was talking about durian.
It's a fruit.
Alright. Gay meats.
Is that what you're taking? Yep.
Game
me. I got it.
I thought you were giving us an example
of what you would do on family feud
for Maybe I was. Maybe I wasn't.
I just realized here and also when we
had a Zoom meeting, I never realized how
loud my keyboard was.
I didn't have my mute on, and I
didn't know it and I was typing notes
and I was like, is someone using an
old time type
That was you. Yeah.
I didn't say anything because I was like,
I realized it was me so I just
muted and stopped, but I felt like a
dumbass.
Anyway, yeah. That happened.
Alright. So you took the game meats. So
there are no more meats on the board
fellows. Oh, there's some fishes.
There are no more meats?
Okay.
Or where's the fish in the grocery store
is in the meat section? Or is it
specifically in the fish section? Seafood fish. Seafood
and fish.
Okay. So it's
next to the Is it meat then?
I'm not even trying to be a smart
alec here... In my brain it is, but
I'm not saying I'm right. No. III think
I would lump it in there, but is
it? Like, is it considered
It's fish considered right, but so beans.
We've been down this path. That's why I'm
asking. Like, it Maybe is is it a
considered a different thing or it's like the
flash of an animal is the flash of
an animal. I consider it alien, so it
seems different to me.
That's fair dog. Those things breathe water. Do
you?
They don't breathe water. They do. No. They
don't. They breathe air.
They... I mean, like, they open themselves up
and they get all watery and then they
just squeeze everything out, but the air and
it's all like, yeah.
I don't like it.
I hate them. Been snorkeling exact sound that
man. Oh, I know.
Get even a foot under the water with
your little thing sticking out and it's just
like, maybe boo all over the place that
I hate it.
That's why I don't go to the ocean
there were. Especially after learning that, like, their
insides go into that. It's not just the...
Whatever they didn't breathe it goes out. It's
parts of them. Yeah. It's Yeah. It's
they discussed man.
That is totally
totally fair.
Alright. Let me take a quick gander at
the board.
You know what? 29.
Do it.
I'm not doing it.
Although, I would like a turkey sandwich. Todd,
that was a bold
those a bold pick.
Yeah. I think in draft circles, they may
look back on that pick and
consider it a bit of a reach.
I'm happy with. I didn't get any beef
and might as well get some buffalo. Yeah.
No. I mean, it's good. I understand why
you went for it. Beef.
But it it would... It would have been
available later. I mean, I would not have
touched. That. I don't know how Lloyd feels
about game meats.
I love Game meats.
Okay. You Let's see pig.
I I don't know.
We have the meats.
I'd be them
Okay.
Man I'm really torn here. I'm gonna go...
I I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do baked goods.
I'm taking. Yeah. That's a good 1. Hey.
You're your bread man.
Yeah. Gluten tag over bread man.
Bread guy over here.
Yes. I'm am a I'm a bread boy.
That's what they'll call me. Yeah. That's a
good 1. Alright. Also cake boyd. Cookie boy,
and pastry boy and pie boy. I don't
like pastry boy. That felt offensive.
No disrespect to the Pills buried Don't boy.
He's gotta be so rank by now. Like
he's just been dope for, like, a hundred
years.
Bake him. Yeah. That that dude is over
proof.
It's like, I'm a south though.
Alright.
You're up denny.
I cannot believe.
That this came all the way around to
me I gamble. I won.
I will be taking beverages.
I knew it before you even set it.
Almost took beverages,
but I had to get that bread, you
know? Yeah. That's the way it is, man
I gotta get that bread. Yeah gotta get
it.
That's a good pick.
Now I'm thirsty.
I'm gonna be drinking barbecue sauce and ketchup
and stuff. Yeah. I hope you guys like
just do water forever.
And I would I... The reason that I
gamble on it is I thought to myself,
if somebody else picks it,
it would be good for me, and I
would be able to just drink water.
But since it fell back to me again,
seventh pick, I can't. I can't complain. Had
to happen. Yeah. That's fair.
Boy.
Now tom.
I'm
just I'm just hovering around these fruits, I
think for this pick.
Not fruit fruits, but, you know,
what what we traditionally call fruits, not what
science calls fruits? Yes.
I need
man. 2 of the fruits sound boring, and
I need some excitement in my life. I'm
going exotic fruits.
Exotic fruits.
You're gonna have just the wildest team. You...
Your card ear your card, your squad is
just filled with just wild cards. And I
really appreciate it. Just Russell Westbrook Brooks. Yeah.
Kinda.
John Daly
dailies.
That's so wild. But your Bob Knights running
around out here.
Like, what are we doing?
John Daly is not the same thing as
Bob and I know. Right. Like, Bob Knight
was a good coach. But what I'm saying
is
not just kidding. John Daly wasn't a coach.
John Daly was a coach. John Daly. Crazy
is a crazy golfer. But where's the crazy
just daly? Yes. Oh, yeah. I was.
They... Yeah. Dude dream team coach? You kidding
me. Yeah. Well, that's why it yeah didn't
win with that team.
No. John Daly, the golfer who wears crazy
out. Okay. From our foodie at meme. Yeah.
We made 1. What? We made.
You know what's fun is every time I
open
4 years. No I open Instagram, not to
post anything. Ever right. Yeah. And Just like,
oh, we lost the fall. Right
Like, what what is the trigger like? There
like, no. They didn't post anything recently. They're
out.
You're very finicky. If you're listening, and you
followed us, shame on you.
And if you're listening and you haven't followed
us yet. Also. Consider it.
I don't wanna make them full. Yeah. They're
still in the fence. Yeah. They're I've got
potential still. I've talking to you quit out
there.
Don't be like me with posting. Don't just
give up.
Alright. Oh, I'm picking.
I need a vegetable. I need a strong
vegetable.
No. I got Christopher.
I'm not like you, Danny. I'm not prepared.
Oh, I made the listen I'm less prepared
than I
But what's left here?
Screw it. Set shellfish. I'm taking shellfish, seafood.
Wow. Okay.
Shrimp man.
I gotta have my walt's favorite.
Sure, man. Shrimp, man.
Look man.
History
Did I went to 7 brothers today and
had the
coconut mac fried shrimp Oh, yeah. Was it
good. Yeah. Did you have any of the
banana bread? No. I skip the sugars today.
It's kinda off sugars. It's been ruining in
my life a little bit. Yeah. Well, let
me, I have a handful of n, but
Not gonna eat the whole thing about banana
bread.
I get that. I told you right? That
I baked cookies and I had too many,
and I wanted to Yeah. Like, I was
seriously considering
standing at all. Like this isn't worth it.
I ruined, you once you figure it out,
man, That's what's doing it to you? Freaking
baked baked sweets of the worst. I know
I used to think I was, like,
at risk you. It just turns out I
just was I had a sweet. Yeah.
Alright. I was at risk of diabetes.
Yeah. You were at risk, but...
Alright.
Denny? Yeah. Ready to shout your answer out
real quick?
Or it getting dice here? Been thinking long
and hard about this 1? It hits getting
a little dice here, but
let's see. What is a...
Yeah I don't care about that 1 at
all, but it just feels like with what's
left.
Actually, you know what? No. I'm not gonna
take that. I'm gonna go with Leafy Green.
Bro.
Make myself a salad.
You're not gonna tell us what you're were
considering right?
More than my dough.
No.
Alright.
But if you pick it, I'll tell you.
Oh, I will.
William? Next, unless Todd beats me to it.
Testing dang it. I was... I want a
leafy greens so bad.
Squash.
Squash farm. I almost took that last time
and I took the stupid chelsea. Dude, I
loved drafting with Todd.
Why? I take all your worst stuff. You're
just clearing all the things that I would
not want.
Not all the things, but, you know, like
fish stuff or where's them make real eggs
with poultry?
Eggs. They're they're... Yeah. Sure. Oh, yeah. Because
you have yeah. Real.
0II don't know.
I'm gonna give todd's spices, and I'm gonna
give me eggs. So,
that's is so weird.
You only like, like, 4 things. This is
all just
super with exercise for you your I'm about
to have 10. Well, you know what? At
least 8 things that I really like. I
don't know what what's
teen and that's...
Whoa. I forgot to delete some stuff. You
just took squash. Right? Mh.
And
those are going.
Is that right?
I've been keeping correct If it is question.
That is correct. I can only count, like,
a few more things. Right? No. I was
just had a disparity between how many picks
we'd made and how much was left because
I added how much we'd pick wrong.
A math wrong.
A math real wrong. Was it my turn?
Sure is.
Stone fruits. Y good 1.
I'm gonna miss them cherries.
That is a great 1. Peach is man.
How to get the peaches
in this case.
Once again, rolled the dice
coming up Denny.
I'm taking the palm fruits.
Apples and pears,
That would... That's a that's a tough. We're
taking that 1 pretty hard over here at
Team Lloyd.
That was almost my first pick. And
it was 1 of those things or was,
like, if you ain't first year last
Yeah.
Yeah. I just I needed some more...
I, I'm gonna maintain the optimism that I
will someday get into apples and other
through.
I appreciate the optimism.
But, yeah, that's me. That's my second to
last pick.
Feeling strong about my team you guys.
Oh, boy. I don't even know it's available.
Mel,
water fish,
tree nuts,
seeds,
candies and choco.
I'll take tree nuts. Alex.
For me, it was between tree nuts and
the palm fruits.
That's a great pick. I love that pick
for you.
I love that pick for anybody. That's wonderful.
Pecans, man. Yeah. If I didn't already if
I didn't already have peanuts,
then I would've have been way more sad
about it.
But mac nuts. Oh
0 my lord they're so good.
Oh, man. I mean, this is this is
basically like,
2 crappy choices
1 unhealthy choice and the devil's choice.
So I'm gonna take seeds.
I can't believe
I almost didn't get my sunflower seeds. Oh,
that yeah. No shells though. No. Thank you.
Yeah. Keep the shells. You get someone else
to take those off.
I put all my money on what 1
you're taking, even though you don't like fruit.
Oh,
now.
No. Absolutely not. No. He's taking candy.
Oh, yeah. Where are you kidding me? You
think I'm gonna take mel over candies and
chocolates?
You you're going 2 9 or? Oh, bro.
Yeah. Candy some chocolates.
Oh, yeah. I I was like, you hear
the optimism that you think he would eat
a Honey do.
Or a I can out. He's he's not
a sweet guy sudden.
When
when the circumstances
are right,
I do enjoy a good
Look, like a gummy candy. Gummy gummy candy
specifically. That's my whole jimmy jam. Part of
me wanted to take that number 1.
The deep inside childhood Todd wanted that as
number 1. Yeah. I wanted to rid... I
I would like to rid that of my
life.
So
from my life.
I don't how to speak English.
No more No more sweets. So I'm glad
you y'all got the baked goods and the
candies and chocolates because I'm out. Sugar ain't
harm in this brain no.
That's why I'm so stupid because I ate
all these sugars and sweets and then it
inflamed my brain so many times that it.
Inflamed your brain.
Inflamed the big brain.
Yeah. You're not dumb.
Also,
and no more than us. We also eat
the sweets. Oh, yeah.
I'm still dumb.
This whole thing is pretty dumb.
Alright.
I'm dom. Well, how do you feel about
how do you feel about Mel?
Listen, you don't need to easy now.
Well, Todd. Save me a few clicks, please.
I'm not a I'm not a huge.
I'm in a huge smell with a guy.
I'll take water fish, please.
Dang it.
Do you want? I'll take mel if you
want for? No. I don't want either of
them, so it doesn't really matter. What do
you want?
I mean, I I like fishing. That's when
gonna go fishing. I like watermelon. Do I
have salt?
Now what is salt?
Everyone gets salt. Mineral. Okay. I love that.
I love that for all of us especially.
Never. But only I get pepper because it's
a... Yes Why don't I get salt? Because
you got eggs and he got spices.
Okay. I don't don't.
That's not up to you.
You're not the draft commissioner.
You you can have salt. Alright. Cool. And
I'll have watermelon, I'll never eat I guess.
I'll take the mel.
Alright.
Wow.
Wow indeed. I gotta I gotta say that
having the first pick
in a draft that is not a snake
draft.
Is op.
Personally, I feel like I feel like is
very advantageous for me. What What does it
Op mean?
Overpowered. Oh.
Okay.
It was advantageous. Yeah.
I just... For some reason, when you said
what it was. I was thought I just
registered it as over
stated,
and I'm like... So it wasn't good. I
got lost for a second. It's like a...
Looks like a video game weapon. It's Op.
You did get beef.
I did. I sure that,
and you got beef with me now.
I'm just looking at these lists and it...
They they look like a good list and
a good list and then
and then I got mel.
You're just gonna focus on just the fact
that you got Mel. That's your last pick.
I get I didn't choose mel. Okay. Let
me... I just clear. Yeah. Mister irrelevant was
the mel.
Oh, do you wanna know what you... Do
you know what your list is, Todd?
Pork.
I'm gonna be here a minute. Pork and
beans. You didn't get.
Pork exotic fruits,
squash, root vegetables,
herbs.
Already said pork game meats, water fish saltwater,
and
tree nuts.
What do I miss?
And? Pork, berries, herbs, roots, saltwater fish, game
meats,
exotic fruit, squash, tree, fresh water. I'm a,
I think I miss berries berries.
Has a very healthy list.
Hold I'm not, man. I'd be alright. I
could survive off of that.
You could. It's it's got its limitations Though,
like, I want you to... The these are
the
Denny,
give your list and the these are were
the things you don't have.
So you can't incorporate
whatever you're making you don't give you used
any of this. Just keep that in mind.
Surely gonna shock us a little bit. I
have beef,
citrus,
fruits,
that we don't think of as fruits,
dairy, grains,
legumes,
beverages,
leafy greens, palm fruits, candies and chocolates.
Yeah. What's a bummer. Like no salad, ever
again?
Man, I can have rice bowls and salads.
Can I have all your mango?
Yeah. Yeah. We to work out a little
bit of a deal. You wanna talk trades.
Yeah. Yeah.
You can't trade just a mango. You gotta
trade the whole category.
Yeah. That's the point. What just mean you
can't you can't be, like,
can I have Ja Brown 3 point? You
can't do that.
Now you're right. So me and Lloyd just
watch piles and mango goes up.
Yeah.
Actually you know what? That's a bummer. You
just made it so much better for.
I'll just send you updates.
I'll send you pictures and, like, Come on
the Denny's mango leather or a creepy creepy
marco polo like, in the dark with a
flashlight like, they're still air.
They just keep bringing more and never get
out.
Just gonna enjoy this chocolate candy.
Why I watch the mango goes rot.
Alright.
And I have
poultry condiments. I feel very happy about the
condiments pull. That was
That was good. Yeah. Dry salads.
No salad dressing for your salads.
You're gonna eat, lettuce us like a rabbit.
Data I have, like citrus I can do,
yeah. I forgot about that, though.
I can whip something up. All,
tropical fruits. Why does it... I spelled fruits
with an e.
At the end. But you have tropical fruits?
Yeah. So you got Mango. Mh.
Oh, I did. Yeah yeah. I got Mango.
Danny of, man. Now sad again.
Danny had who had exotic fruits.
You. Yeah.
Yeah. I got mango. I'll eat the mango
goes. Don't worry. There... No. No mango we'll
get left. I'm just gonna have to learn
how to cook with passion fruit. Everything that
I had Mango goes with.
To enjoy cooking. You must cook with passion.
But are you doing with passion
fruits. I'll have to learn to love dorian
apparently.
Did you get durian? Yeah.
You can do to the durian what I
was gonna do with the mango,
except in instead of taunting you guys you
can tau China.
Wait. Is Is Gu, a tropical fruit? Or
an exotic fruit?
Tropical.
Okay. Cool. I got gu.
Make this that's sad into me, but...
Crew vegetables, baked goods. That that 1 I'm
real happy about
I only have turkey, but I can have
turkey sandwiches. So that's great. I'm good with
that.
Shellfish,
stone fruit,
seeds,
and mel.
Does anybody want mel?
2 for 1 special.
No. Wow. I take... I I take them.
You're eat them. No. I'm not gonna kill
them up, I guess. You can have you
can have water fish. I'll take milk. Don't
wanna water fish.
It's too
fishy. It's true. I just... I don't want
fish at all. I just wanted... You got
both the fish. Yeah.
You got a lot of meat. Yeah fish.
Yeah. Saltwater fish water fish. Game meats. Game
meats and pork. Yeah.
That's crazy easy.
Alright.
Boy needs just protein.
Enjoy, enjoy your dry protein.
Now. This at this... I was telling Todd
when we stopped recording, like, I feel like
when we get to the end of this,
we're gonna understand a lot better
why war happened so much.
Yeah.
I can't eat this drive beef anymore. We're
going to invade the condom cabin. Okay. Yeah.
Now I understand what you're saying.
Plus the spices. Yeah.
Alright. Well, that was fun. I guess. I
had fun. And the herbs, do I get
marijuana?
Soccer.
I don't I don't think that's an herb
No.
You literally call it an herb. Yeah. But
that's just that's just slang. That devil's herb
That's just what the devil's lettuce it. You
call it herbs, so you don't get arrested.
And I got less.
It's a plant. So it's a flowering plant.
I don't see.
I... On my list, it says Leafy Greens.
I think
I think that's mine. Let's let's look it
up here.
It's a plant for sure. It's not a
nerve.
I like, colin,
what is mara? And it was like narrow?
No Google. No.
We're at a plant. It's a leafy green.
But I don't think it's a food. Potty
over here.
You know, I know... I I haven't given
enough
thought to the humor there of, like, hunter
gatherers accidentally getting stoned.
We talked about it a little bit in
like, the mushrooms episode, I think. Yeah. But
I just... Where mushrooms at on this list.
Where they belong? I'll take them. Down.
That's a good question.
Mushrooms are like their own thing. Yeah.
A fun guy from a Mon guy.
I wish I would've have thought about them
and put them here instead of mel. Yeah.
But It is what it is.
Honestly, if I could do this over again,
I wouldn't even put mountains on the draft.
They have no place
among these other. I mean, it was made
clear that the league was not really interested
in what Mel had to offer. Yeah. It
was pot, Like, is pasta?
Because you have to have eggs to make
pasta.
But I've got the eggs.
So... And he's got the grains to make
the flour.
I could find another way to make pasta.
I can make another way
find the way to eggs. I'll reverse engineer
my bread and take the Apple cider. I
also have dairy, so I can just make
some like milky flour noodles.
There's gotta be a way.
Sure.
Dump dumplings?
Yeah. I mean, yeah.
I I wanna, like, a brisket dumpling.
And then look Todd right in the face
of eating.
Just upset him and anyone.
That'd be weird if this was like a
country, you know? Like, this is what we
have here.
Like this was your society. Your hunter gather
society had this stuff to work with. It
would be cool to see the recipes that
would come out of that. Yeah. That's what
I was thinking of when I was putting
all this stuff together and I'm like, oh,
I got a lot of, like, new flavors
to work with. Yeah. It's funny. I'd I
can't, like, open a pantry and think like,
oh, I could make this, but I can
look at my list and be like, I
can make this, which is stupid because it's
the same thing. I just need to think
of maybe pan as,
like a draft
situation or something. Because my brain can build
a team. It just can't build a dish.
You you just gotta start thinking your food
as a team. Yeah I really might have
to. That's interesting.
What a weird thing You just learned about
just yourself. Yeah.
Yep.
Alright.
We're good.
Time wise? Oh, yeah. Alright. I guess guys
I have anything else you wanna talk about?
No. I'm good.
That what's fun. Are we gonna post, like
the list?
I'm wondering how we do that? Because people
be like, what are they even drafting from?
Yeah. Maybe, maybe it we'll post the this.
Maybe
I mean, how we would do it is
just put it in the notes. It's pretty
easy.
Okay. I would just copy it from here
and paste it into the notes and not
I'm done. Yeah. That's good call. I like
that.
I I know what we're not gonna do
is post it anywhere. I know that.
We're the anti social
social media
podcast. All, bet we're not the most anti
social podcast.
Yeah.
Probably not. I don't know. We're pretty
we're pretty
anti social.
Specifically social media.
Because lloyd, you're kinda medium social.
Low medium.
I'm sort of low low.
I'm like I'm like little let Usher song.
I... Well, I don't know. It depends on
what we're talking about.
What's in my heart or what I
what I
tolerate
or do you? I think it's a combination
of both things, though, because
even with that
inclusion for me, it doesn't change.
What's what I'm saying? Like, I I don't
think I like being social anymore than you
do. I just think I'm more willing to
do it. Yeah. And you're also more accustomed
to it.
Yeah. It's hard to be anti social when
you have children. Yeah.
They get complexes and stuff. Yeah.
Speaking from experience here.
As a child, not not for his children.
Just kidding, moe.
Alright.
I
k. Well,
I guess we're done then.
Thank you. Listeners,
Todd Denny,
Lloyd Sponsors, me,
of course, me. Yeah. That goes without saying.
But it's not going to.
You put this list together, that's a freaking...
That accomplishment. Not... I... Yeah. I felt... I...
When I finished it, I was, like,
Finally turn in life around you.
I can't stop winning. I said accomplishment, not
accomplish.
I said,
accomplishment. That was that was.
That's funny. Like epiphany.
I had epiphany.
You mean in Epiphany? No. Epiphany.
Alright.
That's it. We're done.
Denny,
That is your cue.
To say the thing that you say, and
then you push the button. Oh,
bye bye.