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The comedy4cast Network.
Let's dog-ear that for now.

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This is comedy4cast,
episode 873. Bountiful Bye-Bye.

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It's time once again for the August
Dog Days of Podcasting Challenge.

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For more information and to
hear shows from all the participants,

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go to dogdaysofpodcasting.com.

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Comedy4cast is taking this time to
provide you with some interesting,

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yet totally useless odd news.

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In fact, two odd news stories
that we think deserve each other.

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So, let's have some fun
with Odd News Times Twos.

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For today's first story, we're headed
to India, and the home of Rachna Gurjar.

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As you can plainly see, she has spread out
a great deal of her jewelry,

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cash, and other items on a table.

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It's an impressive collection indeed.

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Words alone don't do it justice.
Don't you agree?

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But why has she done this?
Perhaps she's taking inventory. No, wait.

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She's recording a video,
describing everything.

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Ah, something for the relatives,
no doubt. No, hang on.

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She's posting the video on social media.

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While the video uploads, let's head to
Panama for our second story.

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This is the El Cano Archaeological Site.

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For over 20 years, the location
has been under study.

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But something tells me
it's about to become a star.

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The site dates from somewhere between
800 and 1000 AD and has already yielded

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some insights into
ancient Central American culture.

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However, this year the annual dig has revealed
how complex the burial site really is.

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Excavators found several human remains
inside the tomb, along with carefully

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crafted gold ornaments and ceramic pieces.

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The gold objects include
chest plates, earrings, and bracelets.

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Some carry images of crocodiles and bats,
symbols tied to local beliefs and

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artistic traditions. Dang it!

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For a second, I thought this might be
the original Batcave. Researchers say

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the quality and quantity of the items
points to a person of great importance.

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In ancient societies, gold served
as a clear sign of authority.

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It showed power, influence, and
high standing within the community.

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How times have changed, am I right?

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The presence of so many valuable objects
suggests the individual buried at the

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center held a leading role. Ah, see?

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Leading role. No longer the understudy.

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But it also tells a tale about rank
and ritual. Archaeologists say the person

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surrounded by gold held the
highest status among those buried.

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The design of the tomb shows that social
differences remained important…

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Even after death.

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Leaders appear to have carried
their authority beyond the grave.

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Well, they probably had someone else
carry it for them, but point taken.

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Okay, we're headed back to India.

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Those videos have posted,
and after a busy day,

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Rachna and her husband
have retired for the night.

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I hope their friends like the videos.

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Oh, hold on. It turns out that Rachna
is a social media influencer with a bit

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of reach, including one million
followers on Instagram.

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And it appears that a few of them might
have been very interested in those videos,

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because as Rachna and her husband slept,
several unidentified men cut the fencing

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around the property and made their
way inside the house, where they proceeded

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to lock the door to the room
where the family was sleeping,

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then apparently made off
with jewelry and cash

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worth somewhere between
$8,000 and $10,500 U.S.

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Also, for some reason,
they took a carton of energy drinks.

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Police sources believe the burglars
may have watched the videos,

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which would have given them an idea of
the house layout, the presence of valuables,

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and possibly even security arrangements.

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So, what did we learn today?

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I think it's that it's a good thing the
internet didn't exist a thousand years ago.

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Can you imagine those archeologists
digging up a bunch of empty Red Bull cans?

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I know it's hard to fathom,

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but it seems this culture believed
this nectar would give them wiiings.

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Also, they spelled wings with three I's.

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They were very strange.

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♪ "END THEME" MUSIC IN AND UNDER ♪

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That about wraps it up
for today's Odd News Times Twos.

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But first, a very special shout-out to
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voices, and original music by
me, Clinton Alvord. Copyright 2026.

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All rights reserved. Talk to you
again next time. But for now,

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that's it. We're done, done,
done, done, done. Bye-bye.