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The comedy4cast Network. Let's dog ear that for now.

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Oh hi, Clinton here. Welcome to the Dog Days of Pumpkin Spice Season.

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Yes, August got away from me because life. So this is my unofficial extension of Dog Days.

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For more information on that, go to dogdaysofpodcasting.com.

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I always use Dog Days to give you 31 episodes full of some interesting,

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yet totally useless, odd news.

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And this year, to celebrate the Platinum Anniversary of comedy4cast,

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or PAC for short, I'll end each Dog Days episode with part of a classic comedy4cast episode.

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So, let's get started with...

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Odd News PAC!

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Chicago is known as the Windy City. A book has been written about wind in the

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willows, and some caution about candles in the wind, yet claim it is beneath

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their wings, even if there is some dust blown in it.

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But all that talk about the breeze pales in comparison to a claim being made

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by the CEO of the Dutch Weather Forecasting Service, Whiffle.

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CEO Remco Verzijlbergh is calling Belgium a wind thief.

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But is he just full of hot air?

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Verzijlbergh says the Belgian wind farms in the North Sea have an advantage over

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Dutch ones because of their placement.

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Wait, are the Dutch ones in upside down? To be fair, those blades do look like roots.

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Hmm, a quick check tells me no. The Netherlands has followed the manufacturer's

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installation instructions.

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So what's all this about? The CEO explained how, as we already know,

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a wind turbine is designed to extract wind from the air.

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But if you measure the wind speed after it passes the turbine,

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it, to quote Verzijlbergh, blows less hard.

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When you have a whole turbine farm, you really see lower wind speeds exiting the setup.

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Now, Belgian wind farms are located southwest of the Netherlands arrays.

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And it just so happens that the wind itself often blows from that same direction,

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the southwest, which means the wind gusts the Dutch get are,

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without getting too technical here, not as gusty.

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In fact, the wind intensity is lower by as much as 3%. This byproduct of wind

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turbines is well documented and known as wind shadow or the wake effect.

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Verzijlbergh was quick to point out that the phenomenon is purely accidental

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in this case, because of the location of the wind turbines.

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But he is pleading for better coordination between countries in the near future,

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because this kind of wind theft will become a bigger issue as more wind farms

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get installed across the North Sea in an international race to become carbon neutral.

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So what's the important lesson in all of this? What's our takeaway?

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I think it's this. If you don't want a sudden gust of wind blowing your hat

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off your head, visit the Netherlands!

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They know which way the wind blows.

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And now, let's celebrate 20 years of comedy4cast with this classic clip.

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In this commercial, Miss Abby Falmacher prepares for a trade war.

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Taken from an episode released in July of 2018, here's the clip.

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Hello, I'm Abby Falmacher, owner of the Little Wicker Basket Company.

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Little Wicker Baskets, they're everywhere.

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As a business owner, I don't like to get involved in politics.

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I let my money take care of that.

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But recently, there have been threats of a trade war that could affect my supply of wicker.

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While nothing is certain, I've decided not to take any chances.

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I've gone out and secured some additional resources.

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That's why I'm proud to announce the introduction of these new Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Baskets.

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They're stylish, on point, and they bounce when you drop them.

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And because we here at Little Wicker Baskets believe in saving the planet,

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Every bumper in a rubber baby buggy bumper basket is made from old shredded baby buggy bumpers.

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That's right. These are genuine recycled rubber rubber baby buggy bumper baskets.

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Now, I know what you're thinking. Abby, what happens if your supply of recycled

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rubber rubber baby buggy bumpers runs out?

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Don't worry. I went around the country and bought a ton of baby buggies when

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Toys R Us was going out of business.

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I guess that means you could call these bankruptcy, buyout, recycled rubber,

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rubber baby buggy bumper baskets.

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Well, it looks like it's time to get back to the live wake. I mean live show.

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This is Abby Falmacher reminding you little wicker, that is,

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rubber baby buggy bumper baskets.

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They're everywhere.

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Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go find Clinton and break his keyboard for

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writing this commercial.

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That about wraps it up for today's Odd News PAC.

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But first, a shout-out to the comedy4cast Patreon patrons,

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including our producer-level patrons Paul Barrie from the A Window to the Magic

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podcast and Kirby Bartlett-Sloan from the 20-megabyte Doctor Who podcast.

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You, too, can support comedy4cast and get episodes before everyone else

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for as little as $2 a month. Just search for comedy4castt,

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all one word with the number 4, on Patreon.com.

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Lending their voice in this episode was Bonnie Kenderdine. Additional voices,

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story, and original music by me, Clinton Alvord. Copyright 2025.

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All rights reserved. Talk to you again next time. But for now,

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that's it. We're done, done, done, done, done. Bye-bye.