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The comedy4cast network. Let's dog ear that for now.

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This is comedy4cast, Episode 808. We lost the meats.

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It's time once again for the Dog Days of Podcasting, a call for podcasters to

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try to put out a podcast every day in August.

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For more information and to hear all the shows, go to dogdaysofpodcasting.com.

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Here at the comedy4cast studios, we've been working on a new format for this year's Dog Days.

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Sure, like in years past, there will be an actual odd news story, but that's not all.

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So, let's get started with Odd News Plus.

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Here are our odd news stories for Friday, August 16th, 2024.

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First up, this fall, your coat is going to need to make a fashion statement.

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Faux fur, fringe, and feathers will be on-point ways to make it happen.

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But leading designers like Kirby Jean-Raymond, Rihanna, Vivienne Westwood,

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and Heidi Slimane are all in on one bold idea.

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Scrap fabric patchworks. The look was inspired by what designer Stella McCartney

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says was, the realization that the lot of us end up with a ton of useless small bits of fabric.

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It's all over the floor. So we all got together and tossed all that junk into a bin.

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That's why no two scrap fabric patchworks are quite the same.

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That means this year, don't be surprised if you ask someone, who are you wearing?

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And they rattle off two dozen names. They're not wrong.

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Now let's get to our actual for real odd news story.

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For this Pizza Friday story, we head to Los Angeles, get off the 101 and head

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down Sunset Boulevard. Our destination?

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Arby's Roast Beef. Hold on, this isn't a story about someone trying to put horsey sauce on a pizza.

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I hope that's not a real thing. In fact, it's not about roast beef,

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and there isn't even an Arby's restaurant at 5920 Sunset anymore.

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Last month, Arby's announced that their restaurant on Sunset,

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which had been in operation since 1969 was closing.

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While some were going to miss the food and would have to begin asking, who has the meats now?

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Other people were lamenting the loss of the classic Arby's roast beef sign.

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A giant 10-gallon cowboy hat outlined in yellow with red letters in neon proclaiming,

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Arby's roast beef sandwich is delicious.

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Hey, it's no Simon and Garfunkel sounds of silence neon sign, but it works.

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These behemoths once dotted the country, but as times and tastes changed, so did the signs.

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Precious few of the Vegas-worthy versions remain.

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Disclaimer here, this reporter once worked at Arby's.

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Okay, all that is well and good, but what does it have to do with pizza?

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Well, the sign has gotten at least a temporary reprieve, because Prince Street

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Pizza, a New New York City-based restaurant chain will be using the former Arby's

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location as a pop-up drive-thru pizza location until Halloween.

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Unlike other Prince Street pizza locations, the Sunset Store will only serve

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pizza by the slice and only via the drive-thru.

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The entire inside of the building has been converted into a kitchen for the project.

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Hold on, you say. Now Now the sign out front must now be Prince Street Pizza

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and not Arby's Roast Beef.

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So much for saving the old clock tower, McFly.

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Nay, nay. While the building itself has been painted white with signature green

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accents and signage, the 10-gallon hat sign out front remains the same as it's always been.

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The smaller sign below, with removable letters for specials and the like, now reads, L.A.

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Traffic sucks a lot less with a slice.

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And no ranch. Oh, and one more thing.

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Why, you might ask, does Arby's use a 10-gallon hat as its icon? The answer?

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Just because it would catch your attention.

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Yee-haw. The Arby's Prince Street Pizza location on Sunset is open daily from

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4 p.m. to 4 a.m. through the end of of October.

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Stop by and have a slice for me, will ya?

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And finally, Halloween is just around the corner.

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For theme parks, it's already started, and for some people, it never really ends.

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But is there anything new out there? Anything to up the scare factor?

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One haunted house thinks so. Located at the home of Mr. and Mrs.

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Cower-Angst of Burlington, Vermont, the long approach to their farmhouse is lined

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with skeletons, jack-o'-lanterns, cobwebs, and several large-screen TVs.

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Hector Cower-Angst explains that as people approach the house,

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AI-assisted monitors track the guests, observing their behavior and listening

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to their conversations.

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By the time the trick-or-treaters reach the front gate, sophisticated profiling

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software has determined what the visitor's deepest,

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darkest, most horrific fears are. Then, image-rendering software generates lifelike

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pictures of those fears and begins projecting them onto the huge monitors.

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The candy-seekers must make their way through this hellish gauntlet before reaching the front door.

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Some visitors never make it, while others end up crawling to the threshold,

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sobbing uncontrollably.

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Hysteria Cower-Angst explains that it's all worth it as the stalwart survivors

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are rewarded with a box of raisins.

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That about wraps it up for today's odd news plus a big thanks to the

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comedy4cast patrons for helping make this show possible. Story, voices,

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and original music by Clinton Alvord Copyright 2024,

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All rights reserved. Talk to you next time But for now, that's it. We're done,

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done, done, done, done Bye-bye.

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Music.

