1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,040 Music. The comedy4cast network. Let's dog ear that for now. 2 00:00:06,567 --> 00:00:10,647 Oh, hi there! Clinton here, and welcome to my show. 3 00:00:10,967 --> 00:00:18,387 In fact, this is the first episode of comedy4cast's 20th season. Wow! 4 00:00:20,347 --> 00:00:24,707 This is comedy4cast, episode 792. 5 00:00:25,347 --> 00:00:29,727 Danny Hillcrest previews more 2024 summer movies. 6 00:00:29,887 --> 00:00:35,367 Brought to you by my amazing Patreon patrons, including the newest patron, 7 00:00:35,587 --> 00:00:37,627 Krazy Joe's Concession Stand. 8 00:00:38,647 --> 00:00:43,107 Thank you! To become a patron yourself, help me do what I do here, 9 00:00:43,307 --> 00:00:48,907 and get episodes before everyone else, go to patreon.com/comedy4cast. 10 00:00:49,487 --> 00:00:52,307 All one word with the number four. 11 00:00:52,987 --> 00:00:55,087 Okay, on with the show. 12 00:00:58,487 --> 00:01:03,407 And finally tonight, we normally end this broadcast with some sort of short, 13 00:01:03,487 --> 00:01:08,107 feel-good human interest story that my producer thinks will magically make you 14 00:01:08,107 --> 00:01:11,327 forget the preceding 25 minutes of doom and gloom. 15 00:01:11,407 --> 00:01:16,667 But tonight, so that I, Buzz Scoop Cracker Jack Thomas, ace investigative field 16 00:01:16,667 --> 00:01:20,087 reporter for the Middling Fair Courier Times Roman Bold Italic, 17 00:01:20,087 --> 00:01:24,987 can feel good, I'm ending the newscast before a certain Danny... 18 00:01:24,987 --> 00:01:26,107 Hi, Denny Hillcrest here. 19 00:01:26,507 --> 00:01:31,907 Gah, not fast enough. So much for joy in Mudville. It looks like I got here 20 00:01:31,907 --> 00:01:34,227 just in the nick-at-night of time for... 21 00:01:38,787 --> 00:01:45,927 Danny Hillcrest's Sizzling Summer, Summer 2024, Movie Preview Reviews, Part 2. 22 00:01:51,387 --> 00:01:54,227 Sponsored by Smellz-a-Lot Hand Soap. 23 00:01:54,592 --> 00:01:58,172 Twice as effective when you use it two times a day. 24 00:01:58,612 --> 00:02:01,552 I was hoping to avoid another one of these, Hillcrest. 25 00:02:01,692 --> 00:02:06,432 Your movie previews are filled with inaccurate, convoluted, and preposterous 26 00:02:06,432 --> 00:02:10,852 information, and you play clips that don't even appear in the movies. 27 00:02:11,272 --> 00:02:15,312 Can I quote you on that, Buzz? Yes, you certainly can. 28 00:02:15,872 --> 00:02:20,892 I love it. Buzz says my movie previews are filled with all kinds of information 29 00:02:20,892 --> 00:02:23,572 and rare, never-before-seen clips. 30 00:02:24,352 --> 00:02:28,012 Wait a second, that's not what I said. Let's beginningly get started with... 31 00:02:31,892 --> 00:02:39,292 Danny Hillcrest's Sizzling Summer, Summer 2024, Movie Preview Reviews, Part 2. 32 00:02:44,112 --> 00:02:51,872 Sponsored by Smellz-a-Lot Hand Soap. Now available in a soap-free formula for just $5 more. 33 00:02:52,612 --> 00:02:57,372 First up, on July 3rd, it's Despicable Me 4, which, somehow, 34 00:02:57,592 --> 00:03:00,512 is the sixth movie in this gravy train franchise. 35 00:03:00,912 --> 00:03:08,452 In the film, Gru, the Gru crew, and a new Gru, Junior, too, have a new caper to... cape. 36 00:03:08,872 --> 00:03:14,472 But, this time, the danger is dialed up to 10.999.9. 37 00:03:14,792 --> 00:03:19,212 In this exclusive made-up clip, something has gone horribly wrong. 38 00:03:20,812 --> 00:03:28,232 My Minions, we are gathered to say goodbye to your dear comrade Larry. 39 00:03:28,632 --> 00:03:31,752 He may be gone, but... Butt! 40 00:03:33,892 --> 00:03:39,432 Ahem. It has always been one of those great mysteries of the universe. 41 00:03:39,752 --> 00:03:45,612 How many times can a Minion be squished, stretched, bonked, run over, 42 00:03:45,872 --> 00:03:50,732 blown up, and shot into space before it is one time too many. 43 00:03:51,052 --> 00:03:58,192 Well now we know because Carl here pushed dear Larry over the edge by zapping 44 00:03:58,192 --> 00:04:00,592 him with my static ray wand. 45 00:04:00,972 --> 00:04:05,552 And you can be sure you won't be getting this thing back anytime soon, Carl. 46 00:04:06,492 --> 00:04:10,152 Aww. Let this be a warning to the rest of you my minion friends. 47 00:04:10,632 --> 00:04:14,832 You are like Larry. You can only be crushed, shredded, 48 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:19,292 deep-fried, dropped from a hand glider, swallowed by a wallaby, 49 00:04:19,532 --> 00:04:21,372 catapulted into a brick wall, 50 00:04:21,752 --> 00:04:29,272 flash frozen, or shoved inside of a tiny bottle a grand total of 127 times! 51 00:04:29,872 --> 00:04:30,132 Oh! 52 00:04:31,692 --> 00:04:35,612 Larry! What? Oops! No, no, no, no, no! 53 00:04:37,263 --> 00:04:43,343 My bad. Make that 128 times. Elimination. 54 00:04:45,343 --> 00:04:49,903 Walloping Walter Cronkite. That seems a little dark, Hillcrest. 55 00:04:49,903 --> 00:04:53,463 It's not dark, Buzz. It's just color graded that way. 56 00:04:53,823 --> 00:04:58,203 And speakingly talking about color, you might not believe this, 57 00:04:58,263 --> 00:05:02,923 Buzz, but the 1960s weren't all in black and white. It's true. 58 00:05:03,283 --> 00:05:08,603 That's why Fly Me to the Moon, openingly premiering on July 12th, is in color. 59 00:05:09,503 --> 00:05:13,543 This soaringly high-flying film stars Channing, Magic Cobra Tatum, 60 00:05:13,663 --> 00:05:17,823 and Scarlet, my name means red, but I play Black Widow, Johansson. 61 00:05:18,003 --> 00:05:24,263 They work for the 1960s NASA National Space Agency, the people who invented Tang. 62 00:05:28,423 --> 00:05:33,923 Congratulations, Hillcrest! That is your 1,000th made-up bit of movie trivia! 63 00:05:34,443 --> 00:05:41,103 I love it! In this never-before-filmed scene, Scarlett and Tatum are disgussingly 64 00:05:41,103 --> 00:05:46,323 talking about a top-shelf, bottom-drawer secret project she has been working on. 65 00:05:48,383 --> 00:05:52,183 What do you mean you're going to fake a moon landing? 66 00:05:52,743 --> 00:05:56,783 It's just in case something, you know, goes wrong. 67 00:05:57,243 --> 00:06:02,483 Nothing is going to go wrong. This is 1960s NASA. 68 00:06:02,903 --> 00:06:07,243 You know, old school, Right Stuff. Failure is not an option, NASA. 69 00:06:07,663 --> 00:06:11,203 We've practiced, like, really hard. 70 00:06:11,383 --> 00:06:17,663 This mission is going to go off without a hitch. Yeah, well, 71 00:06:17,883 --> 00:06:23,703 I looked at the flight plan, and even I spotted a huge problem. 72 00:06:24,203 --> 00:06:32,043 What? Right here, page 14, when you're getting ready for trans-lunar injection. 73 00:06:32,723 --> 00:06:36,443 Yeah? Look with your eyes right here. 74 00:06:36,743 --> 00:06:41,123 The earth is round like a ball. 75 00:06:41,383 --> 00:06:47,623 And on this printout, it's just a flat circle. 76 00:06:50,683 --> 00:06:51,723 You... 77 00:06:53,090 --> 00:06:57,370 That's...Wow, that is a huge problem. 78 00:06:57,510 --> 00:07:01,650 Seriously, you'd better get this fake landing thing going right away. 79 00:07:02,470 --> 00:07:05,610 Do you think we should tell Neil and Buzz about this? 80 00:07:06,670 --> 00:07:10,510 Hillcrest, have you been eating weird mushrooms or something? 81 00:07:11,030 --> 00:07:17,310 No, because I haven't washed my hands. Which means it's a great time to talkingly 82 00:07:17,310 --> 00:07:22,950 speak about my sponsor, Smellz-a-Lot Hand Soap. You know how many bars of soap 83 00:07:22,950 --> 00:07:25,050 leave a slimy mess in the soap dish? 84 00:07:25,370 --> 00:07:30,350 I don't love that. But that never happens with Smellz-a-Lot hand soap. 85 00:07:30,570 --> 00:07:37,690 That's because Smellz-a-Lot is one quarter iron filings. It only leaves a pleasant rust stain behind. 86 00:07:38,270 --> 00:07:43,790 Smells-a-Lot hand soap. Every bar comes with a coupon for a free tetanus shot. 87 00:07:44,710 --> 00:07:49,750 How can they sell something like that? Who asked for it? That's a great way 88 00:07:49,750 --> 00:07:52,270 to segue into my next film preview review. 89 00:07:52,750 --> 00:07:58,890 On July 19th, the winds changed to faster winds with the not-quite-a-sequel 90 00:07:58,890 --> 00:08:03,830 sequel to the 1996 flick Twister, called Twisters. 91 00:08:04,630 --> 00:08:07,230 They put the last S on for savings. 92 00:08:08,190 --> 00:08:11,550 I guess they figured if it workingly made sense for the sequel to Alien, 93 00:08:11,890 --> 00:08:16,030 why not? Check out the action in this not-a-clip clip. 94 00:08:20,870 --> 00:08:28,690 We're getting too close, Tyler. Not a chance. This is where the fun begins. Yee-haw! 95 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:36,690 What are you doing? Getting out. To have a better look. 96 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:41,710 What? Come on! Get back here! 97 00:08:43,870 --> 00:08:47,950 Macho idiot. Arrrrgh. Listen, 98 00:08:50,470 --> 00:08:58,410 cowboy. I've dealt with a twister before, you know. Did you even bother to read my report? 99 00:08:58,810 --> 00:09:02,890 Stop your worrying and enjoy it. The twister is way over there. 100 00:09:03,270 --> 00:09:07,870 Don't you get it? It's not just one twister. 101 00:09:08,730 --> 00:09:15,930 Unlike you, it has brains. Look at your scope. Okay, whatever. 102 00:09:18,870 --> 00:09:26,690 Well, now that can't be. There's one over there and there and we're surrounded. Look out! 103 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:43,280 Incoming flying cow! It's headed right for my truck! It blew up my truck! Game over, man. 104 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:49,444 I sure hope things go better in Twister 3. 105 00:09:52,584 --> 00:09:57,464 Well, that just about does it. I hope. Well, abandoningly put aside that hope, 106 00:09:57,584 --> 00:10:03,284 Buzz, because on July 26th, Rhythm and Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds wrap bring 107 00:10:03,284 --> 00:10:04,584 their iconic characters, 108 00:10:04,844 --> 00:10:09,044 Deadpool and Wolverine, back to life on the Silver Surfer screen. 109 00:10:09,564 --> 00:10:16,744 This movie pushes the peel and seal envelope by introducing a bold new concept. The Multiverse! 110 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:24,144 Using a sling ring pop portal, Daft Punk and Wolfman Jack hop from one franchise reference to another. 111 00:10:24,604 --> 00:10:27,644 Check out this exclusive clip that never was. 112 00:10:34,444 --> 00:10:37,884 Where are we now? And who do I have to claw? 113 00:10:38,364 --> 00:10:45,884 Whoa, calm down, Sparky I think we've reached the end. What do you mean? The major boss battle? 114 00:10:47,444 --> 00:10:50,924 I'm ready What? No, will you put those things away? 115 00:10:51,004 --> 00:10:52,424 You're always so quick to bring 116 00:10:52,424 --> 00:10:59,004 those things out. I mean, we've referenced every single thing in the MCU. 117 00:10:59,964 --> 00:11:06,944 The extended MCU, the Marvel comics, all the Disney characters. Don't forget Star Wars. 118 00:11:07,484 --> 00:11:11,724 Yeah, and The Simpsons, and Avatar, and... I don't know. 119 00:11:12,544 --> 00:11:15,464 I think we need to move on to another franchise to keep going. 120 00:11:16,424 --> 00:11:22,564 Hmm, Star Trek. With that Paramount dumpster fire going? No thank you. 121 00:11:22,844 --> 00:11:25,084 Okay, Doctor Who. 122 00:11:25,744 --> 00:11:30,584 Eh, time travel gives me a headache. Besides, there's something wrong with a 123 00:11:30,584 --> 00:11:32,804 character that keeps coming back from the dead. 124 00:11:33,144 --> 00:11:39,644 We need something rock solid. And if it's out there, we'll find it. Let's go! 125 00:11:43,134 --> 00:11:47,934 Now are you done? Do you mean, am I done with... 126 00:11:51,214 --> 00:11:58,594 Danny Hillcrest's Sizzling Summer, Summer 2024, Movie Preview Reviews, Part 2. 127 00:12:03,694 --> 00:12:08,334 Sponsored by Smellz-a-Lot Hand Soap. Protective eyewear recommended. 128 00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:13,654 Yes, Hillcrest, that is exactly what I mean. I sure am. 129 00:12:17,914 --> 00:12:23,494 Deadpool, is this one it? Oh, absolutely not. 130 00:12:24,214 --> 00:12:29,014 I'd rather be stuck in an endless Mint Mobile ad. Come on. 131 00:12:30,734 --> 00:12:32,754 I love it. 132 00:12:37,254 --> 00:12:40,174 In this episode as Scarlet and 133 00:12:40,174 --> 00:12:43,514 Kate, Bonnie Kenderdine. Additional voices 134 00:12:43,514 --> 00:12:49,014 as well as story and music without the use of ai not that there's anything wrong 135 00:12:49,014 --> 00:12:56,234 with that by me Clinton Alvord copyright 2024 all rights reserved in our next 136 00:12:56,234 --> 00:13:00,214 episode detective heart plays host to an unusual guest. 137 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:03,994 Naturally, chaos ensues. So stay subscribed. 138 00:13:04,474 --> 00:13:07,534 It's the best way to make sure you never miss an episode. 139 00:13:08,014 --> 00:13:12,634 You know, in case the algorithm decides to not show you my post about new content, 140 00:13:13,134 --> 00:13:16,434 you'll find links over at comedy4cast.com. 141 00:13:16,994 --> 00:13:20,414 But for now, that's it. We're done, done, done, done, done. Bye bye. 142 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:38,541 Music.