1
00:00:04,264 --> 00:00:07,453
Always so busy. Never not busy. Never not

2
00:00:07,453 --> 00:00:10,898
moving. Never slowing down. Going over here, going

3
00:00:10,898 --> 00:00:14,011
over there? Never stop moving, moving all around.

4
00:00:14,330 --> 00:00:16,405
Do I even sleep? I don't even know.

5
00:00:16,819 --> 00:00:17,718
Do I even

6
00:00:18,096 --> 00:00:21,288
eat? Yeah. My stomach says, yes. It just...

7
00:00:21,926 --> 00:00:24,320
It actually says stop eating as much. Hi.

8
00:00:24,732 --> 00:00:26,562
Everyone. This is Nadia Bumper car. And this

9
00:00:26,562 --> 00:00:27,596
is the bumper podcast,

10
00:00:27,994 --> 00:00:29,982
and it is summer. It is so summer.

11
00:00:30,062 --> 00:00:32,569
It hurts. It is so summer

12
00:00:32,947 --> 00:00:35,824
that you can't even believe how summer it

13
00:00:35,824 --> 00:00:37,661
is. And what do I mean by that?

14
00:00:37,901 --> 00:00:39,905
I mean, it's hot, and it has been

15
00:00:39,905 --> 00:00:41,887
hot for... It feels like forever.

16
00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:43,735
Every time I

17
00:00:44,583 --> 00:00:45,534
go out of my house.

18
00:00:46,168 --> 00:00:48,568
You know what... I just... I I melt

19
00:00:48,568 --> 00:00:50,477
into a puddle, just boot right there.

20
00:00:51,512 --> 00:00:52,705
My kids, they wanna go to the pool.

21
00:00:52,864 --> 00:00:54,549
They wanna go to can't. They wanna go

22
00:00:54,549 --> 00:00:56,616
to move whatever they wanna go to. They're

23
00:00:56,616 --> 00:00:58,841
like, come on, dad. Let's go.

24
00:00:59,318 --> 00:01:00,272
I go alright.

25
00:01:01,226 --> 00:01:03,948
Just... Hold on a second. If And then

26
00:01:04,028 --> 00:01:05,786
I walk out of the door, blew I

27
00:01:05,786 --> 00:01:07,943
turn to a puddle. And so now with

28
00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:09,142
the kids do, they know.

29
00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:12,915
They travel with a bucket so that anytime

30
00:01:12,915 --> 00:01:14,375
we have to go someplace.

31
00:01:15,555 --> 00:01:17,314
1 of them goes out starts the car

32
00:01:17,314 --> 00:01:19,954
turns the air conditioning on, the other 1

33
00:01:19,954 --> 00:01:22,204
goes and gets the bucket and the scoop.

34
00:01:23,001 --> 00:01:23,900
And then

35
00:01:25,232 --> 00:01:26,826
they know that to tell me that we

36
00:01:26,826 --> 00:01:28,833
have to leave a lot earlier, bucket then

37
00:01:28,833 --> 00:01:30,110
you would think that we would have to

38
00:01:30,110 --> 00:01:30,610
leave

39
00:01:31,465 --> 00:01:34,576
because they are factoring in the amount of

40
00:01:34,576 --> 00:01:37,070
time that it will take for me to

41
00:01:37,288 --> 00:01:40,019
walk out the door melt, b scooped up,

42
00:01:40,420 --> 00:01:43,000
be put into the air conditioned car

43
00:01:43,540 --> 00:01:44,040
and

44
00:01:46,110 --> 00:01:46,610
recon,

45
00:01:47,220 --> 00:01:49,281
compose. I'm not really sure what I'm doing.

46
00:01:49,439 --> 00:01:50,336
I guess I'm

47
00:01:51,025 --> 00:01:51,525
becoming

48
00:01:52,056 --> 00:01:52,690
becoming less,

49
00:01:54,217 --> 00:01:54,537
Gooey.

50
00:01:55,894 --> 00:01:56,633
Less gelatin,

51
00:01:57,171 --> 00:01:57,889
more solid.

52
00:01:58,608 --> 00:02:00,763
I'm I'm not sure. Now I don't even

53
00:02:00,763 --> 00:02:01,002
know.

54
00:02:02,453 --> 00:02:04,362
Hey they figured it out. It wasn't me.

55
00:02:04,839 --> 00:02:06,192
It was up to me. I would I

56
00:02:06,192 --> 00:02:07,782
just would stayed a puddle for the rest

57
00:02:07,782 --> 00:02:08,498
of my days.

58
00:02:09,468 --> 00:02:11,695
And then the nights, I would probably un

59
00:02:11,695 --> 00:02:13,127
pothole because it would be cooler.

60
00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:15,991
And then in the morning I guess I

61
00:02:15,991 --> 00:02:16,070
would...

62
00:02:16,801 --> 00:02:18,074
Just be a puddle again.

63
00:02:19,427 --> 00:02:21,019
That's not gonna be good for the resale

64
00:02:21,019 --> 00:02:22,769
of the house because I'm right in front

65
00:02:22,769 --> 00:02:25,406
of the front door or usually when this

66
00:02:25,406 --> 00:02:25,906
happens,

67
00:02:26,755 --> 00:02:28,978
and, you know, I don't know a lot

68
00:02:28,978 --> 00:02:29,772
about real estate,

69
00:02:30,565 --> 00:02:32,074
some would say barely anything.

70
00:02:32,550 --> 00:02:35,274
Or but I do... I'm guessing. This is

71
00:02:35,274 --> 00:02:37,186
me guessing. I'm going out on a limb,

72
00:02:37,585 --> 00:02:38,643
and I'm saying

73
00:02:39,019 --> 00:02:39,418
that,

74
00:02:41,347 --> 00:02:43,842
having a puddle of goo

75
00:02:44,620 --> 00:02:45,897
right in front of the front door,

76
00:02:46,535 --> 00:02:47,035
probably

77
00:02:48,052 --> 00:02:48,552
not

78
00:02:49,421 --> 00:02:51,483
gonna help with resale value. I mean, I

79
00:02:51,562 --> 00:02:52,197
I... Again,

80
00:02:53,386 --> 00:02:55,527
I can't promise that. I don't know what

81
00:02:55,527 --> 00:02:56,558
a hundred percent for sure.

82
00:02:57,289 --> 00:02:57,789
But

83
00:02:58,090 --> 00:02:59,289
that's what my instincts.

84
00:02:59,849 --> 00:03:00,349
My

85
00:03:01,049 --> 00:03:01,449
just

86
00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:02,349
razor

87
00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:02,969
sharp,

88
00:03:03,930 --> 00:03:04,430
business

89
00:03:05,049 --> 00:03:06,584
instincts are... Telling me.

90
00:03:07,944 --> 00:03:10,444
I don't have razor of sharp

91
00:03:11,305 --> 00:03:12,824
instincts you guys. I I just wanted to

92
00:03:12,824 --> 00:03:14,680
make sure that you knew that. I I

93
00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,920
don't have razor sharp anything at this point.

94
00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:18,540
My

95
00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:19,879
fingernails,

96
00:03:20,439 --> 00:03:22,735
not razor sharp. My wit, make

97
00:03:23,492 --> 00:03:24,609
not razor sharp.

98
00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,474
My sword, it's not even razor sharp.

99
00:03:30,910 --> 00:03:32,346
My knives, all of my knives,

100
00:03:33,078 --> 00:03:34,594
I was told I have to take my

101
00:03:34,594 --> 00:03:35,971
knives to a place

102
00:03:37,226 --> 00:03:38,183
to get them sharpened.

103
00:03:39,539 --> 00:03:40,039
And

104
00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,033
I don't know

105
00:03:42,903 --> 00:03:44,812
I'm nervous about it because I don't really

106
00:03:44,812 --> 00:03:46,801
know what it me. I mean, I understand

107
00:03:46,801 --> 00:03:48,790
the concept you have a knife. You take

108
00:03:48,790 --> 00:03:49,506
it to a place.

109
00:03:50,156 --> 00:03:52,165
The the people they're

110
00:03:52,856 --> 00:03:55,341
make it sharp somehow. I'm guessing

111
00:03:57,065 --> 00:03:57,541
Ai,

112
00:03:58,494 --> 00:03:58,732
robots,

113
00:03:59,937 --> 00:04:00,572
Maybe they have,

114
00:04:02,713 --> 00:04:04,537
I don't know, badger in the back, working

115
00:04:04,537 --> 00:04:06,678
in the back who has skills.

116
00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:09,110
I don't know how it works. But

117
00:04:09,490 --> 00:04:11,490
I'm I'm just freaked out because I'm gonna

118
00:04:11,490 --> 00:04:13,030
take all my knives someplace,

119
00:04:13,569 --> 00:04:15,569
then they're gonna take my knives.

120
00:04:16,143 --> 00:04:18,394
They're gonna do some sort of a,

121
00:04:18,769 --> 00:04:19,883
some sort of magic,

122
00:04:20,917 --> 00:04:23,718
2 to the knives and or know what

123
00:04:23,718 --> 00:04:25,311
they're gonna do first, they're gonna take the

124
00:04:25,311 --> 00:04:27,303
knives and they're gonna judge me. They're gonna

125
00:04:27,303 --> 00:04:29,055
look at the knives and they're gonna judge

126
00:04:29,055 --> 00:04:30,193
me on

127
00:04:30,887 --> 00:04:32,264
the lack of sharpness.

128
00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:33,534
You the

129
00:04:34,173 --> 00:04:34,673
just

130
00:04:35,451 --> 00:04:37,849
lack of upkeep on my knives. So I

131
00:04:37,849 --> 00:04:41,125
have to mentally and emotionally prepare myself for

132
00:04:41,125 --> 00:04:41,685
that part,

133
00:04:42,417 --> 00:04:45,784
Like, I'm now getting over the hump of

134
00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:47,856
gathering up all the knives

135
00:04:48,232 --> 00:04:50,781
and and then, you know, finding the place

136
00:04:50,781 --> 00:04:52,475
going, to the place, getting out of the

137
00:04:52,475 --> 00:04:55,435
car, not melting going into the place,

138
00:04:56,634 --> 00:04:58,290
and then they're just gonna judge

139
00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,554
They're gonna look at the knives. They're gonna

140
00:05:00,554 --> 00:05:03,017
kind of probably spread them out on the

141
00:05:03,017 --> 00:05:04,845
table or whatever, and they're gonna look at

142
00:05:04,845 --> 00:05:06,831
them. They, you know, they'll start picking them

143
00:05:06,831 --> 00:05:08,757
up. Even can put them in order, like

144
00:05:08,757 --> 00:05:10,668
size order or something they're gonna start picking

145
00:05:10,668 --> 00:05:12,283
them up by the handle

146
00:05:12,738 --> 00:05:14,968
and kind of holding them straight up and

147
00:05:14,968 --> 00:05:17,377
looking at them. Maybe twisting them in their

148
00:05:17,377 --> 00:05:17,697
hand,

149
00:05:18,496 --> 00:05:19,715
twisting them back

150
00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:22,730
kind of an them more, so they're getting

151
00:05:22,730 --> 00:05:24,261
a little bit a different light.

152
00:05:25,137 --> 00:05:26,731
And as they're doing this, you know, and

153
00:05:26,731 --> 00:05:28,405
they keep shifting it around in their hand,

154
00:05:28,883 --> 00:05:31,089
they're gonna make these big size of

155
00:05:38,148 --> 00:05:39,265
Like, you know, like that,

156
00:05:40,222 --> 00:05:40,780
not like,

157
00:05:41,355 --> 00:05:44,314
Oh, well, okay. These will look at things.

158
00:05:44,715 --> 00:05:46,175
No. It's gonna be

159
00:05:46,555 --> 00:05:47,775
j, Mc,

160
00:05:48,475 --> 00:05:48,975
Mc,

161
00:05:49,595 --> 00:05:51,129
Mc knife sharpen.

162
00:05:51,689 --> 00:05:52,889
And then they're gonna take my knives.

163
00:05:53,529 --> 00:05:55,449
And I'm gonna forget to ask how much

164
00:05:55,449 --> 00:05:56,430
it all costs

165
00:05:56,969 --> 00:05:58,889
and then in 2 weeks or whatever when

166
00:05:58,889 --> 00:06:01,298
they when they, hey, got your eyes back.

167
00:06:01,934 --> 00:06:02,912
I'm gonna go

168
00:06:03,605 --> 00:06:04,877
and and they're gonna say,

169
00:06:06,627 --> 00:06:07,915
we really had to do a lot of

170
00:06:07,915 --> 00:06:09,904
work on those knives. Me like, cool. I

171
00:06:09,904 --> 00:06:12,211
got it. Thanks. You already made me feel

172
00:06:12,211 --> 00:06:12,529
awesome.

173
00:06:13,165 --> 00:06:13,665
And

174
00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,495
you They're gonna go in the back,

175
00:06:16,454 --> 00:06:18,134
and they might even give me a ticket

176
00:06:18,134 --> 00:06:19,974
when I leave. They might take my ticket

177
00:06:19,974 --> 00:06:21,414
when I get there, look at the ticket,

178
00:06:21,814 --> 00:06:23,505
then make fun of me, then go back

179
00:06:23,505 --> 00:06:25,970
to the back and and and bring out

180
00:06:25,970 --> 00:06:27,958
a a bag or whatever,

181
00:06:28,515 --> 00:06:30,980
of tray maybe, of of my eye,

182
00:06:31,633 --> 00:06:33,148
and they're gonna put them on the table

183
00:06:33,148 --> 00:06:35,461
and they'll say, you know, take a look.

184
00:06:36,419 --> 00:06:39,051
Maybe maybe they'll maybe they'll even give me

185
00:06:39,051 --> 00:06:41,694
like a carrot to cut. Just to prove

186
00:06:41,694 --> 00:06:44,072
how sharp these knives now are. Be careful

187
00:06:44,072 --> 00:06:46,847
with those. Alright. Those are very sharp now,

188
00:06:47,402 --> 00:06:49,563
much sharper than they were when you... I'm

189
00:06:49,563 --> 00:06:51,398
like, I get it. Buddy.

190
00:06:52,116 --> 00:06:54,271
I like, would you like to cut a

191
00:06:54,271 --> 00:06:57,633
carrot? Like, well, yeah. Or who wouldn't wanna

192
00:06:57,633 --> 00:06:58,269
cut a carrot.

193
00:06:58,825 --> 00:07:01,288
You wanna cut. We also have... I don't...

194
00:07:01,526 --> 00:07:02,876
You probably don't know this. You don't remember,

195
00:07:03,035 --> 00:07:03,884
but there used to be commercial

196
00:07:04,559 --> 00:07:05,773
on the television

197
00:07:06,621 --> 00:07:09,636
where they were cell knives, and and they

198
00:07:09,636 --> 00:07:12,114
would be... They would take drills a can.

199
00:07:12,671 --> 00:07:14,342
Like a can of soup, a can a

200
00:07:14,342 --> 00:07:15,536
pee. What I don't know what? Just I'm

201
00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:18,481
about a metal can. And they go, like,

202
00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:19,618
this knife

203
00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:23,622
can cut through anything, and they cut through

204
00:07:23,761 --> 00:07:24,240
a...

205
00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:25,679
The can with a knife,

206
00:07:26,398 --> 00:07:28,656
which in your mind, you're like, well, that's

207
00:07:28,795 --> 00:07:30,954
destroyed that knife, that knife is never coming

208
00:07:30,954 --> 00:07:33,096
back from that. And then they would go

209
00:07:33,096 --> 00:07:35,395
and they'd bring in a tomato, and they

210
00:07:35,395 --> 00:07:36,133
would just

211
00:07:36,981 --> 00:07:39,723
right through it. Like like the like that

212
00:07:39,780 --> 00:07:41,928
the knife was a a razor blade. Like,

213
00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:45,507
the knife was a laser razor blade, and

214
00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:48,000
they would just cut right through that tomato.

215
00:07:48,319 --> 00:07:50,240
And then they'd go back and they would

216
00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:51,680
start hacking at,

217
00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,080
I don't remember what it was, a block

218
00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:55,854
of ice or some thing hard.

219
00:07:57,851 --> 00:07:59,529
Yeah. And and then they'd go back and

220
00:07:59,529 --> 00:08:02,486
they they'd they take a strawberry, A a

221
00:08:02,486 --> 00:08:03,819
sweet delicious little straw,

222
00:08:04,575 --> 00:08:06,267
and they would just so gently

223
00:08:06,642 --> 00:08:08,708
cut the strawberry in you just ago, well

224
00:08:08,708 --> 00:08:09,503
these knives?

225
00:08:10,378 --> 00:08:12,683
What are they? How how do I how

226
00:08:12,683 --> 00:08:14,049
do I get the them and then they

227
00:08:14,049 --> 00:08:14,604
would tell you,

228
00:08:15,478 --> 00:08:16,510
how much they were,

229
00:08:17,462 --> 00:08:19,685
how to get them, who to call, how

230
00:08:19,685 --> 00:08:21,447
long it was probably gonna them take for

231
00:08:21,447 --> 00:08:23,909
them to get to you, and then you

232
00:08:23,909 --> 00:08:25,974
know what? You can also get a second

233
00:08:25,974 --> 00:08:28,754
set of knives that are also magic that

234
00:08:28,754 --> 00:08:29,651
do the same

235
00:08:30,183 --> 00:08:32,752
magical to things as the first set of

236
00:08:32,752 --> 00:08:35,569
knives that we showed you, which

237
00:08:35,948 --> 00:08:37,167
to me is weird

238
00:08:38,266 --> 00:08:40,059
because if your shin showing me

239
00:08:40,598 --> 00:08:41,098
these

240
00:08:44,354 --> 00:08:44,854
magic

241
00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:45,733
blades

242
00:08:47,072 --> 00:08:49,482
that I will have... I will pay passed

243
00:08:49,482 --> 00:08:52,262
out in my family for eternity, then why

244
00:08:52,262 --> 00:08:53,453
are you gonna to? I don't need 2

245
00:08:53,453 --> 00:08:55,121
sets. I don't need 2 sets of knives.

246
00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:56,630
That's a lot of knives.

247
00:08:57,345 --> 00:08:58,787
Passed I would go so far as to

248
00:08:58,787 --> 00:08:59,025
say,

249
00:09:00,135 --> 00:09:01,641
it's a it's an unhealthy,

250
00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:04,336
unsafe amount of knives. Like, if I'm gonna

251
00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:05,383
go into a house,

252
00:09:06,178 --> 00:09:07,609
and I see, you know, people have, like,

253
00:09:07,768 --> 00:09:10,154
a a block on their countertop, and it's

254
00:09:10,154 --> 00:09:12,460
a a knife block. And I walk in

255
00:09:12,460 --> 00:09:13,732
and I go, oh, look at those in

256
00:09:13,732 --> 00:09:15,417
knife cool. But if I walk again,

257
00:09:17,008 --> 00:09:19,155
nice see 2 knife blocks.

258
00:09:19,791 --> 00:09:21,563
I'm turning around and leaving

259
00:09:22,177 --> 00:09:24,657
because you're someone who has too many knives.

260
00:09:25,294 --> 00:09:27,123
I don't need to be around that many

261
00:09:27,123 --> 00:09:27,942
sharp surfaces.

262
00:09:28,953 --> 00:09:30,958
And if there are these magic merchandise and

263
00:09:30,958 --> 00:09:31,835
they're very sharp,

264
00:09:32,553 --> 00:09:33,670
very, very sharp.

265
00:09:35,584 --> 00:09:37,100
Anyway back to my knife story,

266
00:09:38,296 --> 00:09:38,854
I'm there,

267
00:09:40,051 --> 00:09:41,737
guy wanna cut a care carrot or whatever.

268
00:09:42,771 --> 00:09:44,283
I don't think they'd bring out a can

269
00:09:44,283 --> 00:09:44,783
although,

270
00:09:45,635 --> 00:09:46,590
that'd be pretty amazing.

271
00:09:47,226 --> 00:09:47,624
And

272
00:09:48,260 --> 00:09:50,663
you're like, you. They seem good because what

273
00:09:50,663 --> 00:09:52,016
do... I mean, their knives. You're gonna be

274
00:09:52,016 --> 00:09:53,869
like, okay. Cut of care. Awesome.

275
00:09:54,643 --> 00:09:55,143
And

276
00:09:55,916 --> 00:09:57,110
and you're... Then they'll start by like, yeah,

277
00:09:57,190 --> 00:09:58,717
yeah you know, we also did this to

278
00:09:58,717 --> 00:10:00,946
it. We also upgraded you to this. You

279
00:10:00,946 --> 00:10:02,539
know, we really felt like, and you're, like,

280
00:10:02,937 --> 00:10:04,529
I just want my knives. I want... I

281
00:10:04,529 --> 00:10:04,688
just...

282
00:10:05,658 --> 00:10:08,384
I just wanna go home, I'm and

283
00:10:08,918 --> 00:10:11,779
not have to think about knives anymore for

284
00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:14,346
right now, Maybe ever, and

285
00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:17,599
Then you're like, okay. Well, what's

286
00:10:18,236 --> 00:10:19,190
what's the damage?

287
00:10:20,622 --> 00:10:23,009
What's the bill? How much is this gonna

288
00:10:23,009 --> 00:10:23,486
cost rare?

289
00:10:24,138 --> 00:10:26,528
And then they they they throw out some

290
00:10:26,528 --> 00:10:27,028
number

291
00:10:27,404 --> 00:10:30,612
that's so exorbitant, so insanely expensive

292
00:10:31,227 --> 00:10:32,581
that you could have gone out.

293
00:10:33,392 --> 00:10:33,892
And

294
00:10:34,506 --> 00:10:37,949
taken you could have gone Norway and taken

295
00:10:38,403 --> 00:10:39,970
classes on craft

296
00:10:40,888 --> 00:10:41,607
knife building.

297
00:10:42,087 --> 00:10:42,566
And

298
00:10:42,965 --> 00:10:45,841
so you've flown you're staying there for the

299
00:10:45,841 --> 00:10:48,488
2 weeks, you are buying the materials,

300
00:10:49,204 --> 00:10:51,432
you're paying for the class and you're flying

301
00:10:51,432 --> 00:10:53,682
back, and that would have been less money

302
00:10:53,818 --> 00:10:57,175
than what they are now charging you, to

303
00:10:57,175 --> 00:10:57,970
sharpen your knives.

304
00:10:58,766 --> 00:11:00,857
And so you're in a real conundrum

305
00:11:01,232 --> 00:11:04,113
because there's the knives, you've done everything. You

306
00:11:04,113 --> 00:11:06,189
took the mocking. You got them sharpen.

307
00:11:06,668 --> 00:11:08,903
And now you're looking at a bill, and

308
00:11:08,903 --> 00:11:11,218
you you know they they have you. The

309
00:11:11,218 --> 00:11:13,388
work has been done. But not thing you

310
00:11:13,388 --> 00:11:13,867
can do.

311
00:11:14,585 --> 00:11:16,021
What are you gonna do? Is gonna throw

312
00:11:16,021 --> 00:11:17,856
your hands up? I, you know what? I

313
00:11:17,856 --> 00:11:18,914
don't want these knives

314
00:11:19,292 --> 00:11:21,860
anymore, but you do because they're your knives.

315
00:11:22,738 --> 00:11:23,934
Wait what are you gonna what are gonna

316
00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:25,769
do when you get home? People are gonna

317
00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:27,580
people are gonna ask because you know what

318
00:11:27,699 --> 00:11:29,615
people in houses like to do. They like

319
00:11:29,615 --> 00:11:32,410
to cut things. They like to cut vegetables.

320
00:11:33,288 --> 00:11:34,586
They like to cut

321
00:11:35,284 --> 00:11:35,444
fruit.

322
00:11:36,481 --> 00:11:37,200
They like to gut meat.

323
00:11:38,882 --> 00:11:40,231
They don't like to cut cans.

324
00:11:40,945 --> 00:11:42,373
They don't. Well they shouldn't.

325
00:11:43,405 --> 00:11:44,595
Alright. I'm gonna give you a little secret

326
00:11:44,595 --> 00:11:46,992
here. I've discovered lover that my child, 1

327
00:11:46,992 --> 00:11:49,162
of my children, we won't say which 1

328
00:11:50,093 --> 00:11:51,229
has a tendency

329
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,226
to take cans of soda,

330
00:11:54,783 --> 00:11:56,013
cans other of

331
00:11:57,498 --> 00:12:00,436
seltzer, whatever it is. Cans of beverage say,

332
00:12:01,310 --> 00:12:03,057
and he he he he sneaks mountain to

333
00:12:03,057 --> 00:12:04,700
the yard. You're like, oh, come on, just

334
00:12:04,899 --> 00:12:05,936
the kid to have a canvas right now.

335
00:12:06,096 --> 00:12:08,671
I don't no. He he takes the cans

336
00:12:09,049 --> 00:12:12,241
and he takes knives, like sharp things, and

337
00:12:12,241 --> 00:12:13,293
he cuts into that the cans.

338
00:12:14,330 --> 00:12:15,548
And then he comes in

339
00:12:16,563 --> 00:12:19,855
either covered in in in in sugar water

340
00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:21,429
or maybe bleeding.

341
00:12:22,466 --> 00:12:23,278
What happened.

342
00:12:24,393 --> 00:12:25,588
Yeah. I fell off the slide.

343
00:12:26,305 --> 00:12:29,253
What? You fell off the slide. Are you

344
00:12:29,253 --> 00:12:32,062
okay? Oh, baby, then you go outside and

345
00:12:32,062 --> 00:12:34,060
you see a massacred can and you're like,

346
00:12:34,380 --> 00:12:37,357
this kid does not need any more knives

347
00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:38,695
at all.

348
00:12:50,230 --> 00:12:53,405
The bumper podcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly

349
00:12:53,405 --> 00:12:55,230
rom with Na Bumper car and some of

350
00:12:55,230 --> 00:12:55,786
his pals.

351
00:12:56,279 --> 00:12:59,251
It is family friendly, clean and ridiculous.

352
00:12:59,788 --> 00:13:01,303
Thanks a bundle for listening.

353
00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:04,014
If you love our show and you'd like

354
00:13:04,014 --> 00:13:05,370
to help support the podcast.

355
00:13:05,704 --> 00:13:08,019
Check out our patreon page at h https

356
00:13:08,019 --> 00:13:11,772
p colon forward slash forward slash WWW

357
00:13:11,772 --> 00:13:14,965
dot patreon dot com forward slash na bumper.

358
00:13:15,698 --> 00:13:18,570
Also, pretty please subscribe wherever you get your

359
00:13:18,570 --> 00:13:21,521
podcasts. Share it with everyone everywhere, post about

360
00:13:21,521 --> 00:13:23,754
it on all of the social media or

361
00:13:23,754 --> 00:13:25,030
leave a rating and review.

362
00:13:26,164 --> 00:13:29,120
The bumper podcast is produced at headquarters in

363
00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:30,239
coffee can alley.

364
00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:33,835
It's recorded, mixed and produced by producer.

365
00:13:34,728 --> 00:13:37,275
The bumper podcast features contributions from

366
00:13:38,071 --> 00:13:39,923
Jpeg pig, Ru Hero,

367
00:13:40,299 --> 00:13:41,015
Doodle poodle,

368
00:13:41,651 --> 00:13:44,530
robot, trunks and a gag of other silly

369
00:13:44,530 --> 00:13:45,008
ras.

370
00:13:45,803 --> 00:13:48,212
Our head talker is probably Na.

371
00:13:49,398 --> 00:13:52,346
We also have an absurd newsletter. Check it

372
00:13:52,346 --> 00:13:55,295
out and subscribe at na card dot com

373
00:13:55,295 --> 00:13:56,331
slash subscribe.

374
00:13:56,984 --> 00:13:59,061
Also, you can follow me on Instagram and

375
00:13:59,221 --> 00:14:00,520
Twitter at Na.

376
00:14:01,698 --> 00:14:03,535
Hugs and hearts, see you soon.