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Aloysius J. Pig: Oh no, yes. So
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problem, right? So if he's gonna
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change the name of the show
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Producer: it's not like I don't
not this Gree don't not dis

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agree. don't notice. Yes, it's
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Rufus T. Rufus: yeah. Now so
this is Rufus T Rufus. Now as a

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lawyer around here, once we
start throwing out double

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negatives and triple negatives,
as it were, you understand with

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don't being the first one there
not being the second one, that's

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it and don't and I'm not going
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then the disagree, I think is
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so that's a triple negative,
which I think is going to bring

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us back into the fold of being
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Aloysius J. Pig: now, I just
simply got a sticks of the

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matter at hand and

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Rufus T. Rufus: I understand I'm
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from a legalese point of view.
Yeah, well, nobody

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Aloysius J. Pig: really cares
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at the moment because I think of
what trying to figure out is a

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bigger issue here, right?

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Producer: Yes. So I totally
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Aloysius J. Pig: Stop it. Nobody
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Producer: I just got caught up
in the whole thing, you know,

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Aloysius J. Pig: know. It's what
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to always some chip a jab about
a bunch of a Hootenanny, you

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know and what we're trying to do
here is really focus and my

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thing is bumped again around pa
recording podcast, he ate them

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recording podcasts. It's I don't
even know when, and I don't get

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paid unless I make the podcast.
So I'm around right. And I need

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to eat. I'm a pig who likes to
eat food. Okay. Yeah, no,

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Rufus T. Rufus: I was interested
in Allah, which is I'm also I'm

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not a pig, you understand. But I
am someone who does enjoy the

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food and George eaten, you know,
and I hadn't been reminiscing a

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little bit back when I was a
young before I was ever lawyers.

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Now when I was just in short
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by the creaky understanding.
There was a little a little a

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little shack there. And it was a
snack shack, they called it and

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I would go on up to the snack
shack and to the managers thing

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was Jack, I think was called
Jack's Snack Shack. And I would

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I would go in and I would peruse
the aisles. There's really only

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one aisle and I would I would
peruse it up and down, left and

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right. And I would pick out my
favorite food in the whole wide

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world.

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Aloysius J. Pig: You got me
hooked. I want to know what's

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your favorite food and why?
Well, it is but then we got to

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get back to the real thing. But
I'm, I'm intrigued by the whole

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Crick and whatever you got going
on there. Tell me tell me tell

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me. Yeah.

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Rufus T. Rufus: Well, what I
would find is that Jack's snack

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check is they had it was it was
dry rolled oats. And it would

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come in a little packet and
little little sack there. And

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then we'd get a little apple
juice. So some oats and some

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apples. Sometimes, I might need
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Aloysius J. Pig: visit I don't
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to get to your business, but i
Are you a horse. That's what you

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just described as basically the
snack of a horse like you're

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gonna go in, or it's lovely,
lovely notes. They love eating

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carrots, and they love apples.
So that to me, I don't know if

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they drink apple juice or if
those things it's like, Oh, I'll

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Rufus T. Rufus: eat an apple.
But I want an apple sauce or

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they will need apple juice. But
I will eat apples and you're

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like buddy, it's the same thing.
I read it's just in a different

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package. All right,

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So I'm looking it up on all of

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the and all of the internet's
every single one. And I am not

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finding Jack's Snack Shack down
by the creek. But I am finding a

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Jack's Snack Shack. That's way
back you understand? I don't get

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this other part of town I think
and it's got wonderful reviews.

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Maybe we should take a field
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Rufus T. Rufus: not to burst
your bubble producer and I do

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appreciate to do research on the
fly live.

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Producer: Oh, how do I love
eating fries that are my

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favorite food and you know we're
talking about it. Yeah,

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Aloysius J. Pig: we're not
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to figure out whatever Rufus is
talking about, but Okay, thanks

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Rufus T. Rufus: As I was, as I
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shack that they have listed
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is not actually affiliated with
Jack Snack Shack that's done by

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the crikey that so that one is
closer to the tracks you

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understand. So it's Jack Snack
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the proprietor had opened up his

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snack shack down by the tracks
near the creek. And that's the

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one that everybody went to.
That's the one everybody knows

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that's where the reputation was
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had a cousin. Also watch this he
named John but they called

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himself jack. So Jack number two
moves into town sees how well

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Jack Snack Shack is doing and
the good reputation that has and

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proceeds to go out back and open
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So what I'm saying is uh, Jack
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Aloysius J. Pig: a minute, wait
a minute. You don't want to

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detract from Jack's Snack Shack
way out bag, or else he might

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come on over here and give you a
smack is what I've heard about

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that guy. Okay. Yeah,

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Producer: no, I've heard the
same thing where Jack Snack

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Shack from way back does not
have any kind of are locked,

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forgiving snacks. In fact, he
has a knack for giving stocks

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upon stacks upon stacks upon
snacks. And you might have to

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get out of town and you're you
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Rufus T. Rufus: it is took
terrible turns everything since

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doing this podcast. You know,
we're just chit chatting and

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having a little bit of fun. And
then I don't know everything

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goes looped in Lou and I just
felt like you were forcing there

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you were, you know, just pushing
a little bit harder than you

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needed to. I thought we had a
good premise and we you know, we

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could have written at home but
stopped. Know,

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Aloysius J. Pig: I don't even
know what do I agree that it was

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terrible. But what I'm gonna do
is I'm gonna give producer and A

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for effort, or is it E for
effort? Because even that's not

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a letter grade, is it? E for
effort? is T for nice? Try E for

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effort. And t is not. I don't
know what we're doing because

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that's these aren't letter
grades. It's a, b, c, d, e, f,

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when E is not in there. A, B, C,
I got a D? Oh no, I got an F on

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my test. What's in E? Is that?
Like, where does How do I get an

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E? I would like to get an E I
think it's better than an AF

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it's one better than an F one
less better than a D? Yeah. So

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Producer: when I was in front
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those letters, the a's and the
b's or whatever. We had an s

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which was the first sentence of
factory and we have an in which

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was for that needs to be more
satisfactory. I think it needs

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improvement. What are we talking
about that needs improvement? Or

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the sound Can you not hear what
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Aloysius J. Pig: think he was
saying your ass was was

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satisfactory. And then you're in
was it it was an end was put

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needs improvement is as opposed
to needs more satisfied. You

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know? I don't can we that? This
has gotten me my head all in a

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jumble here. I got this dude
over here. Who's eaten like a

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horse lunch? Oats and carrots
and you're in applesauce.

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Rufus T. Rufus: And would you
use the I

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Aloysius J. Pig: know you don't
like applesauce. Yeah, no.

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Rufus T. Rufus: Fun. What was
it? You had some sort of a bug

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in your bonnet before when we
first started talking, but we

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all came into the room. And I
don't I don't have I don't

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remember that was minutes ago
and I don't have any idea what

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we was talking about initially.
And so if anybody wants to

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refresh my memory if I'm to be
honest, my blood sugar's a

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little bit low because I hadn't
had a chance to have a snack

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even really a little bit of a
lunch today I'm I'm feeling a

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little bit peckish if you know
if you know what that means.

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Aloysius J. Pig: I'm worried
because when you said peckish,

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they know that you're like I
think chickens they pack right

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they pack pack pack pack pack
their food, so there's peckish

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have anything to do with do you
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Bardsey the birds eat other

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Producer: absolutely. Birds eat
bugs and real worms. True. I

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Aloysius J. Pig: had no idea so
I find that to be unsettling,

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rather disgusting.

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Producer: I don't know why you
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eat the bird says He wants to
eat and if that's the meal that

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the bird wants to have, then the
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I think you know, what is it
even impact you with the birds

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eating? Why don't you just eat
whatever you want to eat? I

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assume it's trash or slop or
whatever it is, you know,

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Aloysius J. Pig: Yeah. I don't
eat trash. Thank you though for

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falling into that pig
stereotype. I eat you know,

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delicious things is what I'm
gonna say and I don't want to

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get into it. I don't want to go
any deeper. But I eat delicious

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Rufus T. Rufus: you know now I'm
feeling like this little bit

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strange lol Just because you're
over there making fun of my

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snack which is a very healthy
snack. My doctor agrees and

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approves he says he's never seen
anyone eat quite as as healthy

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food as I do. And yet we're
making fun of a little bit of

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frog a whip producer for eating
flies. I mean, what else is he

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gonna eat? You know? And then me
saying I'm pinkish and then

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you're saying oh, what are you
with some sort of bird or

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something? Come on now Allah
which is not You're not even on

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tell us what you eat. Like as I
was supposed to make us feel

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this isn't a team this isn't us
coming together and learning

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about this is just you making
fun of everybody and making us

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feel bad about ourselves. It's
just doesn't feel appropriate.

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Oh, right. Yeah, you see Yeah, I
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Producer: to you know, jump on
through rupees is cut titles or

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anything. But you know, this
whole time it's like I don't

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deny to disagree with him about
him saying these things about

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the food and you bet the making
fun of Annabelle or Lisa you

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know stuff. So I'm seeing today
about the flowers I am you know,

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people look at me and they're
like, oh, brah heat floods and

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Aloysius J. Pig: nobody cares.
Okay, thank you, producer. I

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apologize if I made fun. Anybody
makes anybody feel bad for

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parable. But I remember when you
said that don't not think that

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brought me all the way back to
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when we were hauled don't not
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executive producer Frank Blaue.
This program and many others

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like it on the nonproductive
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license, please share it but ask
before trying to change it or

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sell it. For more information
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