Aloysius J. Pig: Oh no, yes. So all I'm saying is he he's a
problem, right? So if he's gonna be a problem, and then we got to
change the name of the show assumptive
Producer: it's not like I don't not this Gree don't not dis
agree. don't notice. Yes, it's lettered. Don't not disagree,
however, you know,
Rufus T. Rufus: yeah. Now so this is Rufus T Rufus. Now as a
lawyer around here, once we start throwing out double
negatives and triple negatives, as it were, you understand with
don't being the first one there not being the second one, that's
it and don't and I'm not going to cancel each other out. And
then the disagree, I think is going to be your third negative,
so that's a triple negative, which I think is going to bring
us back into the fold of being negative. And
Aloysius J. Pig: now, I just simply got a sticks of the
matter at hand and
Rufus T. Rufus: I understand I'm just trying to keep it straight
from a legalese point of view. Yeah, well, nobody
Aloysius J. Pig: really cares about the legalese point of view
at the moment because I think of what trying to figure out is a
bigger issue here, right?
Producer: Yes. So I totally don't not agree with you.
Aloysius J. Pig: Stop it. Nobody answered.
Producer: I just got caught up in the whole thing, you know,
yeah, I
Aloysius J. Pig: know. It's what tends to happen whenever we talk
to always some chip a jab about a bunch of a Hootenanny, you
know and what we're trying to do here is really focus and my
thing is bumped again around pa recording podcast, he ate them
recording podcasts. It's I don't even know when, and I don't get
paid unless I make the podcast. So I'm around right. And I need
to eat. I'm a pig who likes to eat food. Okay. Yeah, no,
Rufus T. Rufus: I was interested in Allah, which is I'm also I'm
not a pig, you understand. But I am someone who does enjoy the
food and George eaten, you know, and I hadn't been reminiscing a
little bit back when I was a young before I was ever lawyers.
Now when I was just in short pants, and I was walking around
by the creaky understanding. There was a little a little a
little shack there. And it was a snack shack, they called it and
I would go on up to the snack shack and to the managers thing
was Jack, I think was called Jack's Snack Shack. And I would
I would go in and I would peruse the aisles. There's really only
one aisle and I would I would peruse it up and down, left and
right. And I would pick out my favorite food in the whole wide
world.
Aloysius J. Pig: You got me hooked. I want to know what's
your favorite food and why? Well, it is but then we got to
get back to the real thing. But I'm, I'm intrigued by the whole
Crick and whatever you got going on there. Tell me tell me tell
me. Yeah.
Producer: Okay.
Rufus T. Rufus: Well, what I would find is that Jack's snack
check is they had it was it was dry rolled oats. And it would
come in a little packet and little little sack there. And
then we'd get a little apple juice. So some oats and some
apples. Sometimes, I might need to cover the two as well. And
we'll
Aloysius J. Pig: visit I don't want to get posted. I don't want
to get to your business, but i Are you a horse. That's what you
just described as basically the snack of a horse like you're
gonna go in, or it's lovely, lovely notes. They love eating
carrots, and they love apples. So that to me, I don't know if
they drink apple juice or if those things it's like, Oh, I'll
Rufus T. Rufus: eat an apple. But I want an apple sauce or
they will need apple juice. But I will eat apples and you're
like buddy, it's the same thing. I read it's just in a different
package. All right,
Producer: so hold on a second. So I'm looking it up on all of
the and all of the internet's every single one. And I am not
finding Jack's Snack Shack down by the creek. But I am finding a
Jack's Snack Shack. That's way back you understand? I don't get
this other part of town I think and it's got wonderful reviews.
Maybe we should take a field trip out there one day. You know
Rufus T. Rufus: not to burst your bubble producer and I do
appreciate to do research on the fly live.
Producer: Oh, how do I love eating fries that are my
favorite food and you know we're talking about it. Yeah,
Aloysius J. Pig: we're not talking about it. We just want
to figure out whatever Rufus is talking about, but Okay, thanks
for the info
Rufus T. Rufus: As I was, as I was saying, now the jack snack
shack that they have listed there, that's way out back that
is not actually affiliated with Jack Snack Shack that's done by
the crikey that so that one is closer to the tracks you
understand. So it's Jack Snack Shack that's done by the tracks.
And what had happened was Jack, the proprietor had opened up his
snack shack down by the tracks near the creek. And that's the
one that everybody went to. That's the one everybody knows
that's where the reputation was built. And lo and behold, Jack
had a cousin. Also watch this he named John but they called
himself jack. So Jack number two moves into town sees how well
Jack Snack Shack is doing and the good reputation that has and
proceeds to go out back and open himself up his own snack shack.
So what I'm saying is uh, Jack Snack Shack. Whaleback is back.
Alright, wait
Aloysius J. Pig: a minute, wait a minute. You don't want to
detract from Jack's Snack Shack way out bag, or else he might
come on over here and give you a smack is what I've heard about
that guy. Okay. Yeah,
Producer: no, I've heard the same thing where Jack Snack
Shack from way back does not have any kind of are locked,
forgiving snacks. In fact, he has a knack for giving stocks
upon stacks upon stacks upon snacks. And you might have to
get out of town and you're you know,
Rufus T. Rufus: it is took terrible turns everything since
doing this podcast. You know, we're just chit chatting and
having a little bit of fun. And then I don't know everything
goes looped in Lou and I just felt like you were forcing there
you were, you know, just pushing a little bit harder than you
needed to. I thought we had a good premise and we you know, we
could have written at home but stopped. Know,
Aloysius J. Pig: I don't even know what do I agree that it was
terrible. But what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna give producer and A
for effort, or is it E for effort? Because even that's not
a letter grade, is it? E for effort? is T for nice? Try E for
effort. And t is not. I don't know what we're doing because
that's these aren't letter grades. It's a, b, c, d, e, f,
when E is not in there. A, B, C, I got a D? Oh no, I got an F on
my test. What's in E? Is that? Like, where does How do I get an
E? I would like to get an E I think it's better than an AF
it's one better than an F one less better than a D? Yeah. So
Producer: when I was in front school, we didn't have all of
those letters, the a's and the b's or whatever. We had an s
which was the first sentence of factory and we have an in which
was for that needs to be more satisfactory. I think it needs
improvement. What are we talking about that needs improvement? Or
the sound Can you not hear what are you talking about? I
Aloysius J. Pig: think he was saying your ass was was
satisfactory. And then you're in was it it was an end was put
needs improvement is as opposed to needs more satisfied. You
know? I don't can we that? This has gotten me my head all in a
jumble here. I got this dude over here. Who's eaten like a
horse lunch? Oats and carrots and you're in applesauce.
Rufus T. Rufus: And would you use the I
Aloysius J. Pig: know you don't like applesauce. Yeah, no.
Rufus T. Rufus: Fun. What was it? You had some sort of a bug
in your bonnet before when we first started talking, but we
all came into the room. And I don't I don't have I don't
remember that was minutes ago and I don't have any idea what
we was talking about initially. And so if anybody wants to
refresh my memory if I'm to be honest, my blood sugar's a
little bit low because I hadn't had a chance to have a snack
even really a little bit of a lunch today I'm I'm feeling a
little bit peckish if you know if you know what that means.
Aloysius J. Pig: I'm worried because when you said peckish,
they know that you're like I think chickens they pack right
they pack pack pack pack pack their food, so there's peckish
have anything to do with do you want to eat some boats? C D?
Well, I don't know what else Bardsey the birds eat other
thing No, yes,
Producer: absolutely. Birds eat bugs and real worms. True. I
Aloysius J. Pig: had no idea so I find that to be unsettling,
rather disgusting.
Producer: I don't know why you know you don't have to eat it
eat the bird says He wants to eat and if that's the meal that
the bird wants to have, then the bird could be able to have that.
I think you know, what is it even impact you with the birds
eating? Why don't you just eat whatever you want to eat? I
assume it's trash or slop or whatever it is, you know,
because you're the pig.
Aloysius J. Pig: Yeah. I don't eat trash. Thank you though for
falling into that pig stereotype. I eat you know,
delicious things is what I'm gonna say and I don't want to
get into it. I don't want to go any deeper. But I eat delicious
things
Rufus T. Rufus: you know now I'm feeling like this little bit
strange lol Just because you're over there making fun of my
snack which is a very healthy snack. My doctor agrees and
approves he says he's never seen anyone eat quite as as healthy
food as I do. And yet we're making fun of a little bit of
frog a whip producer for eating flies. I mean, what else is he
gonna eat? You know? And then me saying I'm pinkish and then
you're saying oh, what are you with some sort of bird or
something? Come on now Allah which is not You're not even on
tell us what you eat. Like as I was supposed to make us feel
this isn't a team this isn't us coming together and learning
about this is just you making fun of everybody and making us
feel bad about ourselves. It's just doesn't feel appropriate.
Oh, right. Yeah, you see Yeah, I don't want
Producer: to you know, jump on through rupees is cut titles or
anything. But you know, this whole time it's like I don't
deny to disagree with him about him saying these things about
the food and you bet the making fun of Annabelle or Lisa you
know stuff. So I'm seeing today about the flowers I am you know,
people look at me and they're like, oh, brah heat floods and
I'm like
Aloysius J. Pig: nobody cares. Okay, thank you, producer. I
apologize if I made fun. Anybody makes anybody feel bad for
parable. But I remember when you said that don't not think that
brought me all the way back to the beginning of the episode
when we were hauled don't not not whatever. And I had a whole
point that I was trying to bring up with a chapter showed and we
got sidetracked as we often do. So here's what I actually wanted
to talk about Okay.
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