Aloysius J. Pig: I know so I'm super excited, because it's of
course, it's like our end of the year recap. Everybody's doing
it, especially us, because it means we don't have to make up
new content. So it's perfect. Yeah.
Natty Bumpercar: Hey, everybody, it's me Natty Bumpercar Here in
the bumper podcast. And I'm confused. Because speaking of
making new content, what happened to our episode from
last week? I didn't eat. Does anybody know? Yes, I
Producer: have everyone. It's me, producer. And I think I will
feel this this question. I will. I will answer this question. I'm
going to take the question that you have given me, I'm going to
figure
Natty Bumpercar: out what do what do you what are you doing?
Just Just tell me the answer. Please.
Aloysius J. Pig: Yay. So he natty I think what podosome is
trying to say right now. I think what he's trying to impress upon
you to elucidate to with an answer. What is probably that
you are you I mean? Well, you know, I mean, right. Yeah, yeah.
Are you gonna answer this way? We're good. Okay. Let's move on.
We're gonna move, move along. Wow.
Natty Bumpercar: What? What is going on? Like, you guys are
both being, like extra, extra extra, like, strange. Even more.
So then the normally remember. So a couple of weeks ago, Santa
Claus was here. And we were talking about stuff. I guess you
guys are talking about stuff because I went back and
listened. And I wasn't around. And then I came in at the last
second. And then said, I got a huge story to tell everybody.
And then of course, the show ended because that's how it
seems to work. And now than last week, we all got together and I
was just telling my whole story. The whole big thing that all the
stuff that happened, the reason why we haven't been recording as
much all that stuff.
Rufus T. Rufus: No matter. Hi, everyone, it's me, Rufus T.
Rufus. That episode was a course recorded. You can just look in
the logs here of the studio. And you can see the timestamp stamp,
the the signatures, the signatories of the signature is
of the jurists of the time, special time. And with all that
information given I think that we can all agree that that
episode did was in fact recorded. Yes. It was made. Yes.
Made in the shade. Yeah, you know, so it was it was a great
episode. Natty. I love to listen to it over and over again, might
be one of my favorite episodes, and I ever had listened to I, I
don't I,
Natty Bumpercar: I don't think I believe you. Um, it was a kind
of depressing episode, because there's been so much rough stuff
going on. And I can't imagine that anyone was gonna go back
and listen to it multiple times. And that's not even the point.
The point is, I'm looking on, you know, through the feed and
which is where all the podcasts live. And it's just, it's not
there. There's the episode, Santa Claus. Break, and then
we're here. And so you saying that you remember recording it?
Evidently, there's some sort of a log here in the studio where
we can see it. But it doesn't seem to exist anywhere that I
can find at least certain
Producer: hours. I think that comes back to me as the producer
of the show. And you're not I mean, we record stuff then what
happens is I go through and I make all the edits and the added
the music and the do all of the things that I do. It's my job as
your producer, and then upload it and it will be there's the
back behind the back behind the scenes type of work that doesn't
get appreciated most times, which is fine. But I put the the
transcript through the words and I make the picture I try to do
things and then people can comment they can listen to the
episode, so yeah, perfect.
Aloysius J. Pig: Was that all a perfect? Have you? Have you been
doing more of those online language learning courses? It
was how many accents Do you have? have now I've heard it was
gonna
Rufus T. Rufus: make no sense. You know, I heard his will hear
it was his voice and when you
sit down there and as we call that in the business ups and
downs, and I hope you're not still producer, you can answer
my question if I hope you're not still using any of those courses
because, you know, we cancelled them after the trial period. And
if you're still getting access to one, that means we're paying
for one, which is going to come right out of the bottom line.
And you know, we can't have that because we have budgetary issues
we have, you know, where the book Yeah, it has all the
features and all the earnings and all the new stock. Can we
just stop, please? All right.
Natty Bumpercar: Well, no, I'm not gonna calm down. Because you
guys are doing the thing you always do, where I come in, and
you act like the thing that I'm talking about doesn't make any
sense. And I don't I don't understand, like, we recorded an
episode. And you're acting like, you know, it was recorded, and
you're saying you listened to it a several times. Pig, I don't
even know what you're talking about. And producer, you just
started to get into the nuts and bolts of making podcasts which
nobody cares about. Especially
Aloysius J. Pig: nobody on this show.
Producer: There was a good one. It
Natty Bumpercar: wasn't a good one. Okay. I'm just trying to
figure out what happened to the episode from last week. And I
guess I'm just not going to find out. I guess what maybe there
was some sort of mishap some sort of shenanigan something
that now the episode is gone. We recorded it, obviously. And now
it's it's i i suppose that it just got eaten up by the
internet.
Rufus T. Rufus: Now hold on a second, then add it now. As the
lawyer of the bumper podcast, can I tell you this, that if it
was in fact, eaten up by the internet's as you are
postulating, then we might have a case against said internets,
so we might have something we gotta fight. I gotta, I gotta go
files and stuff. So I'm gonna head out. Okay, you guys are
great. And I'm gonna go figure this thing out. All right.
Aloysius J. Pig: Okay. Check it later, Rufus. So yeah, Natty
looks like Rufus is on the case. And looks like we can just
button this issue. No. Okay. We conditioned hobo buttoning the
rest of our day. No. And what a glorious day, it isn't nice to
know that we're going to do a year in countdown.
Natty Bumpercar: No, we're not going to. If we're going to do a
year in countdown, here's where it's going to be the top one
show that just disappeared. And you know which one is going to
win? It's going to be last week's episode. That's the one
that's going to win the whole thing. So I give up. Do you guys
want I don't care. Now, I don't even care about the last week's
episode. I really don't want to do like, any kind of year end
review countdown. I'm not into that right now. Because I'm kind
of frustrated. But if you guys want to record something else
today, then let's do it. It'll be I guess, the last episode of
the year, probably. But
Producer: I did so much research and did a lot of you know, I
went in, they read things and I made it made it short. And they
made it an infographic and
Aloysius J. Pig: left the guy even on his word, like, can we
just see what he's doing?
Producer: Can I just show you and maybe it'll spark some
interest? It's the top 10 mammals of last year.
Aloysius J. Pig: Listen to that. 90. That sounds like some real
choice episode material there. Can we just you know what? I
would love it. If we just could if we could just listen to what
producers put together. Top 10 mammals of last year.
Natty Bumpercar: I hate to admit it. I am not a fan to admit it.
But listen, you actually got me I'm actually interested can ah,
can I please here, producer, whatever you've come up with
whatever it is about the top 10 mammals of last year, I guess.
All
Producer: right, good. Great. I'm so happy that you're into
it. I'm just going to jump right in and a number of them.
Aloysius J. Pig: Wow, hold on,
hold on. I noticed I know you're behind the booth. But listen,
you got to build it up a little bit. You got to get the
criteria, right. You got to tell people why they hit you can't
just run through the list that's gonna drive people crazy. You're
gonna be like, Well, how did it get to be number seven or
whatever right? So you got to get to eat Jesus in a little
bit. All right. All right. Pique our interest,
Producer: all right, you know, I suppose I could do that I have
no problem with that. So you know, mammals, they're there,
they'll see you to be a mammal, you have to be warm blooded and
have a backbone. You're not like a bear, bear bear to bear tape.
Right. I don't know how to say it. But the backbone, you know,
and I think you're in a feeder younger babies a milk. So those
that's kind of that's kind of the criteria have gone above and
beyond what's expected of them in the last year. So that's my
list. Okay,
Natty Bumpercar: so you've got your list of 10 mammals from
last year that went above and beyond. Let's hear it, producer.
Producer: Okay. I'm so excited that I'm going to get to do
this. So coming in at number 10. Everybody, I hope you're like
this. Is that giant panda who just barely edged out their
Finnick Fox?
Aloysius J. Pig: Well, my list is already is already blown. I
had giant panda much. I guess we'll see how this goes. I I'm
sad because
Natty Bumpercar: I had Finnick. Fox way up there. So yeah, keep
going. Producer.
Producer: Okay. Okay, great. So the next one on our list number
nine coming in, is of course, the California sea lion, which
is you know, he they did a real they did a great job last year.
I think.
Aloysius J. Pig: I know, you just this. I know. We're only on
number nine, but I did. Mike, are you sure California sea
lions. They even do? California sea
Producer: lions are excellent entrepreneurs and they do all
kinds of things for the community. Yeah. Right. So now
I'm just going to going to the next one, number eight is of
course the hedge ha okay, clap it up for the hedge. Hi,
Natty Bumpercar: I was having some issues with the list as
well pig but now that we're in the hedgehog territory, sign me
up hedgehog at number eight. Let's go Okay,
Producer: number. So number six and number seven, were actually
a tie between the narwhal and the platypus. So they broke the
tie. Oh no,
Aloysius J. Pig: I'm out. You can't have a tie Happy New Year
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