1
00:00:04,170 --> 00:00:08,190
Aloysius J. Pig: I know so I'm
super excited, because it's of

2
00:00:08,190 --> 00:00:12,330
course, it's like our end of the
year recap. Everybody's doing

3
00:00:12,330 --> 00:00:16,800
it, especially us, because it
means we don't have to make up

4
00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,290
new content. So it's perfect.
Yeah.

5
00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:22,680
Natty Bumpercar: Hey, everybody,
it's me Natty Bumpercar Here in

6
00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:27,210
the bumper podcast. And I'm
confused. Because speaking of

7
00:00:27,210 --> 00:00:31,230
making new content, what
happened to our episode from

8
00:00:31,230 --> 00:00:35,640
last week? I didn't eat. Does
anybody know? Yes, I

9
00:00:35,670 --> 00:00:40,350
Producer: have everyone. It's
me, producer. And I think I will

10
00:00:40,350 --> 00:00:45,720
feel this this question. I will.
I will answer this question. I'm

11
00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:50,940
going to take the question that
you have given me, I'm going to

12
00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:52,470
figure

13
00:00:53,580 --> 00:00:57,240
Natty Bumpercar: out what do
what do you what are you doing?

14
00:00:59,159 --> 00:01:03,689
Just Just tell me the answer.
Please.

15
00:01:03,719 --> 00:01:09,749
Aloysius J. Pig: Yay. So he
natty I think what podosome is

16
00:01:09,749 --> 00:01:15,839
trying to say right now. I think
what he's trying to impress upon

17
00:01:15,839 --> 00:01:23,759
you to elucidate to with an
answer. What is probably that

18
00:01:23,759 --> 00:01:28,859
you are you I mean? Well, you
know, I mean, right. Yeah, yeah.

19
00:01:28,919 --> 00:01:31,589
Are you gonna answer this way?
We're good. Okay. Let's move on.

20
00:01:31,589 --> 00:01:33,989
We're gonna move, move along.
Wow.

21
00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:38,340
Natty Bumpercar: What? What is
going on? Like, you guys are

22
00:01:38,340 --> 00:01:45,810
both being, like extra, extra
extra, like, strange. Even more.

23
00:01:45,810 --> 00:01:50,130
So then the normally remember.
So a couple of weeks ago, Santa

24
00:01:50,130 --> 00:01:53,700
Claus was here. And we were
talking about stuff. I guess you

25
00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:55,290
guys are talking about stuff
because I went back and

26
00:01:55,290 --> 00:02:00,690
listened. And I wasn't around.
And then I came in at the last

27
00:02:00,690 --> 00:02:05,790
second. And then said, I got a
huge story to tell everybody.

28
00:02:05,790 --> 00:02:09,660
And then of course, the show
ended because that's how it

29
00:02:09,660 --> 00:02:16,200
seems to work. And now than last
week, we all got together and I

30
00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:20,040
was just telling my whole story.
The whole big thing that all the

31
00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:23,130
stuff that happened, the reason
why we haven't been recording as

32
00:02:23,130 --> 00:02:24,840
much all that stuff.

33
00:02:26,940 --> 00:02:32,160
Rufus T. Rufus: No matter. Hi,
everyone, it's me, Rufus T.

34
00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:37,560
Rufus. That episode was a course
recorded. You can just look in

35
00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:43,980
the logs here of the studio. And
you can see the timestamp stamp,

36
00:02:44,310 --> 00:02:50,340
the the signatures, the
signatories of the signature is

37
00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:58,200
of the jurists of the time,
special time. And with all that

38
00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:03,210
information given I think that
we can all agree that that

39
00:03:03,210 --> 00:03:08,370
episode did was in fact
recorded. Yes. It was made. Yes.

40
00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:13,860
Made in the shade. Yeah, you
know, so it was it was a great

41
00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:17,520
episode. Natty. I love to listen
to it over and over again, might

42
00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:22,530
be one of my favorite episodes,
and I ever had listened to I, I

43
00:03:22,530 --> 00:03:23,580
don't I,

44
00:03:24,030 --> 00:03:27,960
Natty Bumpercar: I don't think I
believe you. Um, it was a kind

45
00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:31,110
of depressing episode, because
there's been so much rough stuff

46
00:03:31,110 --> 00:03:34,260
going on. And I can't imagine
that anyone was gonna go back

47
00:03:34,260 --> 00:03:38,220
and listen to it multiple times.
And that's not even the point.

48
00:03:38,340 --> 00:03:42,270
The point is, I'm looking on,
you know, through the feed and

49
00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:45,120
which is where all the podcasts
live. And it's just, it's not

50
00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:52,020
there. There's the episode,
Santa Claus. Break, and then

51
00:03:52,260 --> 00:03:56,850
we're here. And so you saying
that you remember recording it?

52
00:03:57,030 --> 00:04:00,840
Evidently, there's some sort of
a log here in the studio where

53
00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:04,980
we can see it. But it doesn't
seem to exist anywhere that I

54
00:04:04,980 --> 00:04:06,210
can find at least certain

55
00:04:06,210 --> 00:04:09,840
Producer: hours. I think that
comes back to me as the producer

56
00:04:09,870 --> 00:04:14,790
of the show. And you're not I
mean, we record stuff then what

57
00:04:14,790 --> 00:04:18,450
happens is I go through and I
make all the edits and the added

58
00:04:18,450 --> 00:04:22,170
the music and the do all of the
things that I do. It's my job as

59
00:04:22,170 --> 00:04:28,560
your producer, and then upload
it and it will be there's the

60
00:04:28,590 --> 00:04:33,270
back behind the back behind the
scenes type of work that doesn't

61
00:04:33,270 --> 00:04:37,590
get appreciated most times,
which is fine. But I put the the

62
00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:44,370
transcript through the words and
I make the picture I try to do

63
00:04:44,670 --> 00:04:47,550
things and then people can
comment they can listen to the

64
00:04:47,550 --> 00:04:49,740
episode, so yeah, perfect.

65
00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:53,970
Aloysius J. Pig: Was that all a
perfect? Have you? Have you been

66
00:04:53,970 --> 00:04:58,230
doing more of those online
language learning courses? It

67
00:04:58,230 --> 00:05:01,110
was how many accents Do you
have? have now I've heard it was

68
00:05:01,110 --> 00:05:01,320
gonna

69
00:05:02,399 --> 00:05:06,719
Rufus T. Rufus: make no sense.
You know, I heard his will hear

70
00:05:06,719 --> 00:05:09,629
it was his voice and when you

71
00:05:11,309 --> 00:05:14,909
sit down there and as we call
that in the business ups and

72
00:05:14,909 --> 00:05:19,139
downs, and I hope you're not
still producer, you can answer

73
00:05:19,139 --> 00:05:22,589
my question if I hope you're not
still using any of those courses

74
00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:26,129
because, you know, we cancelled
them after the trial period. And

75
00:05:26,309 --> 00:05:28,979
if you're still getting access
to one, that means we're paying

76
00:05:28,979 --> 00:05:31,709
for one, which is going to come
right out of the bottom line.

77
00:05:31,859 --> 00:05:36,239
And you know, we can't have that
because we have budgetary issues

78
00:05:36,239 --> 00:05:42,299
we have, you know, where the
book Yeah, it has all the

79
00:05:43,109 --> 00:05:47,219
features and all the earnings
and all the new stock. Can we

80
00:05:47,219 --> 00:05:49,019
just stop, please? All right.

81
00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:52,710
Natty Bumpercar: Well, no, I'm
not gonna calm down. Because you

82
00:05:52,710 --> 00:05:56,610
guys are doing the thing you
always do, where I come in, and

83
00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:59,220
you act like the thing that I'm
talking about doesn't make any

84
00:05:59,220 --> 00:06:04,290
sense. And I don't I don't
understand, like, we recorded an

85
00:06:04,290 --> 00:06:09,660
episode. And you're acting like,
you know, it was recorded, and

86
00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:14,040
you're saying you listened to it
a several times. Pig, I don't

87
00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:18,210
even know what you're talking
about. And producer, you just

88
00:06:18,210 --> 00:06:21,060
started to get into the nuts and
bolts of making podcasts which

89
00:06:21,060 --> 00:06:23,250
nobody cares about. Especially

90
00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:24,690
Aloysius J. Pig: nobody on this
show.

91
00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:27,360
Producer: There was a good one.
It

92
00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:30,450
Natty Bumpercar: wasn't a good
one. Okay. I'm just trying to

93
00:06:30,450 --> 00:06:36,120
figure out what happened to the
episode from last week. And I

94
00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:39,540
guess I'm just not going to find
out. I guess what maybe there

95
00:06:39,540 --> 00:06:43,680
was some sort of mishap some
sort of shenanigan something

96
00:06:43,830 --> 00:06:49,020
that now the episode is gone. We
recorded it, obviously. And now

97
00:06:49,050 --> 00:06:53,310
it's it's i i suppose that it
just got eaten up by the

98
00:06:53,310 --> 00:06:53,790
internet.

99
00:06:54,600 --> 00:07:00,180
Rufus T. Rufus: Now hold on a
second, then add it now. As the

100
00:07:00,180 --> 00:07:05,490
lawyer of the bumper podcast,
can I tell you this, that if it

101
00:07:05,490 --> 00:07:10,080
was in fact, eaten up by the
internet's as you are

102
00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:16,350
postulating, then we might have
a case against said internets,

103
00:07:16,530 --> 00:07:21,180
so we might have something we
gotta fight. I gotta, I gotta go

104
00:07:21,180 --> 00:07:25,050
files and stuff. So I'm gonna
head out. Okay, you guys are

105
00:07:25,050 --> 00:07:28,320
great. And I'm gonna go figure
this thing out. All right.

106
00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:35,040
Aloysius J. Pig: Okay. Check it
later, Rufus. So yeah, Natty

107
00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:40,770
looks like Rufus is on the case.
And looks like we can just

108
00:07:40,770 --> 00:07:44,250
button this issue. No. Okay. We
conditioned hobo buttoning the

109
00:07:44,250 --> 00:07:48,960
rest of our day. No. And what a
glorious day, it isn't nice to

110
00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:52,530
know that we're going to do a
year in countdown.

111
00:07:52,559 --> 00:07:55,919
Natty Bumpercar: No, we're not
going to. If we're going to do a

112
00:07:55,919 --> 00:08:00,929
year in countdown, here's where
it's going to be the top one

113
00:08:00,929 --> 00:08:05,129
show that just disappeared. And
you know which one is going to

114
00:08:05,129 --> 00:08:07,889
win? It's going to be last
week's episode. That's the one

115
00:08:07,889 --> 00:08:12,419
that's going to win the whole
thing. So I give up. Do you guys

116
00:08:12,419 --> 00:08:14,879
want I don't care. Now, I don't
even care about the last week's

117
00:08:14,879 --> 00:08:19,169
episode. I really don't want to
do like, any kind of year end

118
00:08:19,169 --> 00:08:22,499
review countdown. I'm not into
that right now. Because I'm kind

119
00:08:22,499 --> 00:08:26,609
of frustrated. But if you guys
want to record something else

120
00:08:26,609 --> 00:08:29,999
today, then let's do it. It'll
be I guess, the last episode of

121
00:08:29,999 --> 00:08:31,019
the year, probably. But

122
00:08:31,049 --> 00:08:36,599
Producer: I did so much research
and did a lot of you know, I

123
00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:40,349
went in, they read things and I
made it made it short. And they

124
00:08:40,349 --> 00:08:42,239
made it an infographic and

125
00:08:43,260 --> 00:08:46,590
Aloysius J. Pig: left the guy
even on his word, like, can we

126
00:08:46,590 --> 00:08:47,460
just see what he's doing?

127
00:08:48,150 --> 00:08:51,210
Producer: Can I just show you
and maybe it'll spark some

128
00:08:51,210 --> 00:08:56,010
interest? It's the top 10
mammals of last year.

129
00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:59,220
Aloysius J. Pig: Listen to that.
90. That sounds like some real

130
00:08:59,220 --> 00:09:04,710
choice episode material there.
Can we just you know what? I

131
00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:08,100
would love it. If we just could
if we could just listen to what

132
00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:13,050
producers put together. Top 10
mammals of last year.

133
00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:17,850
Natty Bumpercar: I hate to admit
it. I am not a fan to admit it.

134
00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:23,400
But listen, you actually got me
I'm actually interested can ah,

135
00:09:24,270 --> 00:09:27,630
can I please here, producer,
whatever you've come up with

136
00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:34,200
whatever it is about the top 10
mammals of last year, I guess.

137
00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:34,350
All

138
00:09:34,350 --> 00:09:36,750
Producer: right, good. Great.
I'm so happy that you're into

139
00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:40,680
it. I'm just going to jump right
in and a number of them.

140
00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:41,820
Aloysius J. Pig: Wow, hold on,

141
00:09:41,850 --> 00:09:45,840
hold on. I noticed I know you're
behind the booth. But listen,

142
00:09:46,140 --> 00:09:48,660
you got to build it up a little
bit. You got to get the

143
00:09:48,690 --> 00:09:52,500
criteria, right. You got to tell
people why they hit you can't

144
00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:55,260
just run through the list that's
gonna drive people crazy. You're

145
00:09:55,260 --> 00:09:58,050
gonna be like, Well, how did it
get to be number seven or

146
00:09:58,050 --> 00:10:01,050
whatever right? So you got to
get to eat Jesus in a little

147
00:10:01,050 --> 00:10:04,290
bit. All right. All right. Pique
our interest,

148
00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:06,900
Producer: all right, you know, I
suppose I could do that I have

149
00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:12,180
no problem with that. So you
know, mammals, they're there,

150
00:10:12,180 --> 00:10:17,550
they'll see you to be a mammal,
you have to be warm blooded and

151
00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:24,480
have a backbone. You're not like
a bear, bear bear to bear tape.

152
00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:27,000
Right. I don't know how to say
it. But the backbone, you know,

153
00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:33,870
and I think you're in a feeder
younger babies a milk. So those

154
00:10:33,870 --> 00:10:38,880
that's kind of that's kind of
the criteria have gone above and

155
00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:43,140
beyond what's expected of them
in the last year. So that's my

156
00:10:43,140 --> 00:10:43,980
list. Okay,

157
00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:47,970
Natty Bumpercar: so you've got
your list of 10 mammals from

158
00:10:47,970 --> 00:10:53,550
last year that went above and
beyond. Let's hear it, producer.

159
00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:56,280
Producer: Okay. I'm so excited
that I'm going to get to do

160
00:10:56,280 --> 00:11:01,830
this. So coming in at number 10.
Everybody, I hope you're like

161
00:11:01,830 --> 00:11:08,550
this. Is that giant panda who
just barely edged out their

162
00:11:08,550 --> 00:11:10,020
Finnick Fox?

163
00:11:10,350 --> 00:11:12,690
Aloysius J. Pig: Well, my list
is already is already blown. I

164
00:11:12,690 --> 00:11:17,250
had giant panda much. I guess
we'll see how this goes. I I'm

165
00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:18,000
sad because

166
00:11:18,030 --> 00:11:22,470
Natty Bumpercar: I had Finnick.
Fox way up there. So yeah, keep

167
00:11:22,470 --> 00:11:23,130
going. Producer.

168
00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:26,760
Producer: Okay. Okay, great. So
the next one on our list number

169
00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:34,800
nine coming in, is of course,
the California sea lion, which

170
00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:38,130
is you know, he they did a real
they did a great job last year.

171
00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:38,760
I think.

172
00:11:39,510 --> 00:11:42,600
Aloysius J. Pig: I know, you
just this. I know. We're only on

173
00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:48,060
number nine, but I did. Mike,
are you sure California sea

174
00:11:48,060 --> 00:11:51,960
lions. They even do? California
sea

175
00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:54,690
Producer: lions are excellent
entrepreneurs and they do all

176
00:11:54,690 --> 00:12:00,570
kinds of things for the
community. Yeah. Right. So now

177
00:12:00,570 --> 00:12:03,570
I'm just going to going to the
next one, number eight is of

178
00:12:03,570 --> 00:12:07,410
course the hedge ha okay, clap
it up for the hedge. Hi,

179
00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:10,410
Natty Bumpercar: I was having
some issues with the list as

180
00:12:10,410 --> 00:12:13,770
well pig but now that we're in
the hedgehog territory, sign me

181
00:12:13,770 --> 00:12:16,380
up hedgehog at number eight.
Let's go Okay,

182
00:12:16,380 --> 00:12:19,380
Producer: number. So number six
and number seven, were actually

183
00:12:19,380 --> 00:12:25,920
a tie between the narwhal and
the platypus. So they broke the

184
00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:26,850
tie. Oh no,

185
00:12:26,900 --> 00:12:29,060
Aloysius J. Pig: I'm out. You
can't have a tie Happy New Year

186
00:12:29,090 --> 00:12:29,420
Bumpercar ...

187
00:12:42,210 --> 00:12:45,690
Outro: The bumper podcast is an
oftentimes hilarious weekly romp

188
00:12:45,690 --> 00:12:49,590
with Natty Bumpercar and some of
his pals. It is family friendly,

189
00:12:49,590 --> 00:12:54,570
clean and ridiculous. Thanks a
bundle for listening. If you

190
00:12:54,570 --> 00:12:57,840
love our show, and you'd like to
help support the podcast, check

191
00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:01,950
out our Patreon page at https
colon forward slash forward

192
00:13:01,950 --> 00:13:08,190
slash www.patreon.com forward
slash Natty Bumpercar also

193
00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:11,490
pretty please subscribe wherever
you get your podcasts, share it

194
00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:14,700
with everyone everywhere. post
about it on all of the social

195
00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:19,530
medias or leave a rating and
review. The bumper podcast is

196
00:13:19,530 --> 00:13:23,760
produced at headquarters in
coffee Ken alley. It's recorded

197
00:13:23,790 --> 00:13:28,170
mixed and produced by producer.
The bumper podcast features

198
00:13:28,170 --> 00:13:33,210
contributions from Aloysius jpg
Rufus T Rufus doodle poodle,

199
00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:38,250
robot trunks and a gaggle of
other silly rascals. Our head

200
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:42,270
talker is probably Natty
Bumpercar. We also have an

201
00:13:42,270 --> 00:13:46,020
absurd newsletter. Check it out
and subscribe at Natty

202
00:13:46,020 --> 00:13:51,000
bumpercar.com/subscribe Also,
you can follow me on Instagram

203
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:55,650
and Twitter at Natty Bumpercar
Hugs and hearts See you soon.

204
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:04,050
NonPro: This has been a non
productive media presentation,

205
00:14:04,350 --> 00:14:07,620
executive producer Frank Blaue.
This program and many others

206
00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:10,410
like it on the nonproductive
network is distributed under a

207
00:14:10,410 --> 00:14:13,410
Creative Commons Attribution non
commercial no derivatives

208
00:14:13,410 --> 00:14:16,410
license, please share it but ask
before trying to change it or

209
00:14:16,410 --> 00:14:20,010
sell it. For more information
visit non dash productive.com