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Producer: I know I don't want to
talk about it too much but we do

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have a bit of ice to engineer
you know it's kind of serious

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and you know it's kind of cool

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everybody's acting kind of weird
I guess. Do you agree with

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everybody exactly very strange.
You know what is going on and

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everybody it's a I don't I don't
really have much in the

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background but

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Aloysius J. Pig: what do you
produce? You know, you can't say

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that word. You know, it's gonna
it's like, tax money.

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Rufus T. Rufus: I hear somebody
say something, some situation,

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or some person was, in fact
indeed, in Dubai deliberately

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blee looped in blue is what I
might have heard what he

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Aloysius J. Pig: got. Yeah. Hey,
Ron, okay to just forget, forget

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you. Forget,

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you heard anything. Okay. We're
just trying to I don't know

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we're getting the equipment back
set up. We're trying to figure

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these things out. Because all
the, you know, the plugs and the

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dials and the bells and the
belts, his pills, and there's

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Producer: nothing to work in it.
Yeah. Sorry. Ever since we got

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to Britain, in fact, nothing is
a Jays been working. And so I

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actually don't mind a brother
jays, but a Brit, my cousin

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Dean, and he's gonna think maybe
do a little bit of help with us.

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We're getting everything and
say,

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Unknown: well, now I hope we
don't. Do we have a contract

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with this cousin he owes? Do we
pay in the contract? Anything?

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You know, because I don't know
if we have enough money in the

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coffers and not to be hiring
outside help is what I'm trying

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to say. I don't think we're
supposed to hire. Because we

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don't nobody. Does anybody get
paid here? Please, please tell

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me that nobody gets paid. I have
never gotten

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Producer: everybody it's me. I
am a engineer. I am a producer

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Zack kind of insane. To meet all
of you

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Aloysius J. Pig: what in the
world is going on in that swamp?

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Is everybody just like, your
producer? So you're going to be

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a producer engineer. So you're
going to be an engineer? And how

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does that because it seems like
it gets confusing. Because

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somebody says, Oh, hey, hey,
it's you. Your name is engineer,

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and then you don't get confused.
Are you going to be like Chilko

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on the train engineer? Are you
going to be you know, how does

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this all work?

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Producer: Well, you know, he's
in Latin frogs, you know, the

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tadpoles and every season
there's really a big number of

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US frogs that are kind of coming
through the world and so the

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only way they figured out how to
make it make any sense at all

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was if they were like, Oh, can
you know what? This this one's

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gonna be a baker we're gonna
call him Baker. And in addition

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over here is going to be really
good at the drums and so we're

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going to call him drum drummer
drummer against drummer Yeah.

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And so you know, just kind of
keep everything open okay. What

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what producers said is true.

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Engineer: So ah, was was born
and it was co producer it didn't

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work out because my cousin was
already producer. They change a

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meal route to be what can help
you with?

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Aloysius J. Pig: Wow, yo, your
speech patterns. They are

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they're very interesting. Now.
What I'm trying to

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Rufus T. Rufus: figure out here
so if I was a little tadpole and

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I was a frog, and I was I was I
was I was born I assume y'all

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y'all are born is that our
words?

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Producer: grinton Born of course
yes.

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Unknown: So if I'm born to are
to have my hat on garden, I know

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all the legalese is I'm just
gonna call you know, frog Rufus.

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They just gonna call me a
lawyer. So my dad

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Producer: really depended the
pins because as engineers just

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telling you like when he was
Barney was called the producer.

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But then they had the look and
they found they produce I was

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already producer. So what we do
is, you know, if you were born

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and there's no no lawyer, then
You know you can be the lawyer

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but if there's a lawyer then
you're you're not a lawyer.

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Okay? You could become. I don't
know like, Mr. Bagel, you make

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his bagel. Bagel and go okay, I
guess I'm gonna make the big

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Rufus T. Rufus: Domino's I don't
even I don't even I don't even I

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don't I don't understand bagels.
I don't like bagels and I just I

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refuse I don't want to be bagel
you aren't gonna call me bagel

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and call me back one more time.
producing ice.

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Aloysius J. Pig: I'm gonna we're
gonna have a talk settled down

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big I settled down okay,
nobody's calling you bagel and

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yeah, that was just a scenario.
That producer was trying to

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explain to you that if there was
already a lawyer then he just

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kind of came up with a random
thing. Also, what do you have

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problem with bagels? I don't
understand. What's your beef?

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What's your damage? Ah, what's
getting what's getting your

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blood hot hmm

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Engineer: I was just looking I
was I was I was looking because

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I was communicating and
evidently we don't currently

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have a bagel man so you know if
you do want to be a bangle you

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can you can be

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Rufus T. Rufus: I don't want to
even still talking about that. I

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was told that that was a
scenario that was made up just

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expose the situation structure
that is inevitable in equity and

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equity equitable engage in fraud
land and I'm not a frog. And I

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am I am I'm Rufus Rufus. I'm a
lawyer clearly a man of the law.

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I am book learned and and ready
to go into a courtroom and

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assert myself but I again I did
not hurt like bagels I would not

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appreciate y'all call him a
bagel All right, I

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Aloysius J. Pig: know just do
not do it. All right. Cool, so I

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guess we're not gonna call you
bagel Okay, but what I don't

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what I've never heard anyone
gets so agitated so angry about

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a bagel like What is your
problem bagels? It's delicious.

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Do you know how many flavors
they come in? And how much stuff

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you can put on those flavors? I
mean it's that's it's limitless

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is what I'm saying. And whoa
there's like Chris like kind of

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you know hot on the outside with
a boil them and then on the

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inside of just so warm and just
delicious. And are you kidding

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Producer: right now I know
you're supposed to be unplugged

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me

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robot hoo hoo hoo Dee unplugged
you plug it you in and who why?

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who walked the robot? That is
what I'm saying.

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Engineer: May have might have
could have been the one to pluck

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him back. Can you know why?

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Producer: You can't just got
your why. Who cares is gar and

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plugging Robertson and all these
random stuff. You know, we have

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a set list of things that we do
need help with are the podcast

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equipment, but why are you You
can't just plug in all these

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like our robot in the you don't
even know anything with these

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robots right

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Engineer: now is that I'm an
engineer and I saw a piece of

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machinery right over there. And
it was evidently not working.

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And so I said, you know, I think
I see how to fix this and then I

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just plugged it in and look at
this all of a sudden, we have

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ourselves a new robot

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Aloysius J. Pig: Now listen, I'm
not saying we're like on a

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strike system, or demerit or
whatever. But that has to be one

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strike against your cousin,
producer because Hold on I can

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with all due respect robot. I
don't I can't even say

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Unknown: no, that's not that's
not the issue. That's not a

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problem for me because I can say
it

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Rufus T. Rufus: as the steward
of the headquarters here and

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cough can Allah as as the lawyer
here, bumper podcast with that,

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you know, I'm here to tell you a
robot that well you unplugged

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intentionally and you know,
without this engineer for all

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coming in I don't know if he
would have been plugged back in

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Aloysius J. Pig: Great job,
Rufus. Great, great, great,

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great, great job. It's like six
grates. You made a robot cry.

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And you know what happens when
robots cry? Now I gotta go get

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the oil can so it doesn't rust
up so I'll be back but this is

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okay. And you know what? It is
what it is okay. Hey, hey,

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Natty Bumpercar: hey everybody.
What's going on? Pig? Where are

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you headed?

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Aloysius J. Pig: So long story
robots back. This is engineer

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produces cousin Losartan and
Rufus made robot cry. And then

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there's TS which means that you
have to go get the oil can I

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totally understand.

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Natty Bumpercar: Hi, robot.
How's it going? Hi

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Hi, Doodle poodle. Wow, we have
everyone here. Hi, we've got

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doodle poodle, we've got robot
there. Hi, Rufus.

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Rufus T. Rufus: I don't think
it's in my best interest to say

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hello. I just say anything and
the more in this this particular

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hanging out episode, whatever
we're doing because you know,

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oh, the robots crying No. roof.
You know, he's He's a beast of

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Mr. Bagel. I don't even want to
be part of nothing. Okay.

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Natty Bumpercar: Wow. Okay.
Wait, we're calling you Mr.

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Bagel now.

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Engineer: Now, you know, under
frog law as you know, he is

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already a lawyer. And so you
know, we're gonna be he's gonna

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officially be the bagel.

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Natty Bumpercar: Who are you?
Who are you again?

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Producer: Not the disease bank.
Causing is a huge engineer. He's

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going to help me with some of
these equipment and whatnot.

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Rufus T. Rufus: If somebody says
something about frog law I don't

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know nothing about no frog law
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Natty Bumpercar: Well, Greg, it
looks like we're in another

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predicament and all this talk
about bagels has me starving.

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