Aloysius J. Pig: Oh, fun music I like this a lot. Great job
producer Alex is jpg let's get to my loop because that's what I
like to do I go up and down and all around I move ahead and move
I'm going to do a little bit
Rufus T. Rufus: do I'm singing the song Oh, okay, I am singing
along
Aloysius J. Pig: please stop it's not good it's not
Rufus T. Rufus: come on you know I don't know what I'm doing here
I'm a lawyer I
Aloysius J. Pig: like to continue a lawyer because I'm
pretty sure somebody's gonna sue you for killing this beat
Producer: sorry sir everybody should I keep recording should I
stop the year sucker what what are we trying to do here because
we started up pretty good I done but then within a couple of
seconds did this right it wasn't so great and not pointing any
fingers cuz everybody's trying but
Rufus T. Rufus: now hold on can you cut that music? Can you cut
it? Is that something that what they say? Can you cut it cut
that music? Because I need a question something I can you
please cut the muse
Producer: or your guard the music has been cut what do you
want this
Rufus T. Rufus: I want to say thank you very much for doing so
for doing such great producing cutting that music you know I
took you a second but you know I understand is a lot of buttons
and knobs you got over there behind the board. But I also I
wanted to bring it back to a little something that our wishes
just soon
Aloysius J. Pig: what it was it to the up and down all around
dance tan whatever thing like that. Nope. Don't go I don't go
up with that. I
Rufus T. Rufus: just I just kind of stand there and I bobbin a
week but I make it look like I've done going up and down. You
know you're an excellent dance everybody. I think everybody
would agree to that now but I what I wanted to actually refer
to is there's a point where you said that I killed the beat now
I don't need that on my record because I don't want to get in
trouble. You know, as a lawyer if I start killing things, I'm
gonna I'm not gonna be able to be a lawyer no more and I can't
this is my career. This is my calling. This is my path in
life. And so if I need to tell me if I've done something wrong,
because I didn t need to duplicate it.
Aloysius J. Pig: I got the music back. Let's see if we can do it
this way. Wow. So why so take a real face? If he's on a beat you
know, your shoe is harder than I thought I should try to explain
things to a beat you. But I guess I'll try again. Who do you
did not kill the beat the beat is the music. Everything is okay
if he had just move it or use it or do it? All of these things
right? Up and down. All the time. Girl you understand what
I'm saying? Do you understand what I'm putting down? I'm not
actually putting anything down. Okay, I'm just saying words to
the back feet. But not all of it is gonna make a lot of sense.
For instance,
Mama Mama
Yeah, I said it
Producer: should be caused by Bella Bella. Or Bangor anything
Baba Labriola I'm in the park. It's in the dark and I am
thinking Hello, how are you? I didn't didn't even know that I
was going to be in this song.
Rufus T. Rufus: Okay, I feel like I finally understand. All I
gotta do is stand up here and listen to the music and see if I
can make things that go with the drum. Okay, let's see hold on
delete dumb. That's all I got. Oh, can down the street. What
rhymes with street? My feet. Hey, guy, I go I got it. I'm,
I'm cutting. I'm cutting the group. Okay, but I'm not really
cutting nothing because it's a musical term. Yeah,
Aloysius J. Pig: that was you know, I'm not gonna that was
much better. That was honestly been much from where we were. I
put OSHA you can go ahead and I think we're gonna drop the beat
right here. Go.
Producer: Okay, so the beat has been dropped, but it's a little
bit too quiet for me if you don't mind just gonna put in a
little background music. A little bit calmer so we can
figure this whole thing out?
Rufus T. Rufus: Yes, good idea. I don't like it when there's no
backing music back because I cannot. At that point. I'm just
sitting there with my thoughts. And that's the last thing I want
to do if I'm be honest, the music at least let it distract
me a little bit, you know, I feel like people should just
have little, some sort of music that they can just walk around
the world with. I don't know how we would accomplish that, or how
we would manage it. But let's say I'm walking to the flea
market or wherever I am, and I'm looking at things. And is this
too much noise? People are talking to me. Maybe I just want
to have a little soft phone. Right? I can listen. I can cut
up the rest of the noise and I can just pass it along to this
and look at Oh, what do we have here? Is this an old robot? How
much you want for you know? Oh, oh, look, this is Zetta is that
a jar full of buttons? All right. All right. What are we
doing? Small pleasant experience. So I am a Joe
Aloysius J. Pig: I in my humble opinion, I got it. I got it. Oh,
what is? What is that noise?
Rufus T. Rufus: I don't want to step on a goose or something.
Producer: And second thing I found let me let me look around
here. Okay. Is snappy is snappy. He seems like it's kind of up in
the corner here.
Rufus T. Rufus: Wait. Bumpercar Wait a minute. He wasn't here
the whole time.
Aloysius J. Pig: I was kind of wondering why everything seemed
to be going so smoothly. Like everything seemed like
everything was very Antoine
Producer: going to agree or disagree, but I totally agree
that everything gets pick up pretty easily today.
Aloysius J. Pig: Is my day. Okay, and I was hoping
Natty Bumpercar: to have this vodcast back. I'm sick of this
guy's leg
Aloysius J. Pig: you can stop talking. You just take up you
Brad. quick huddle over you guys. Yeah, I
Rufus T. Rufus: thought we'd kind of given up on the podcast
at this point. I mean, he didn't. I never saw it's getting
that equipment back from whatever so resident knows, I
guess his name? Well, you know, I thought we were just gonna
start hanging out in conversationalist with a lot of
sales and not having to put it out in the world. Like, Oh,
listen to us. We haven't gotten a podcast.
Producer: Come on. Well, yeah, well, I kind of do agree with
that. I am a producer and so I kind of exude like I really like
you're a lawyer. I'm a producer and kind of like to do the
podcast if we could do the podcast but
Rufus T. Rufus: glue you guys are both making excellent
points. Here's what I'm gonna do. Really quick. I'm gonna call
up the private I see if I can get any information on that
salting okay all right. Let's see here. Why is it not dialing?
Does anybody know how to dial How does it How to Say When are
you gonna think you're gonna die? I'm going crazy. I'm
actually going to fix it thanks dial the number on a bond now
you're born in the same hospital as you just okay
Aloysius J. Pig: am ready to talk hi yes I'm trying to reach
the private eye you are free to voice the voicemail is like to
receive I had somebody answer but our speaker
Rufus T. Rufus: newsletter I trying to pay your
Natty Bumpercar: guys,
Rufus T. Rufus: those are the only options yes so I mean like
what about find out the status of my case? No, I've
Natty Bumpercar: been calling it should be one two, right? Yes.
I've been calling this I've heard that recordings already
times. Sometimes it changes a little bit but I've that does it
but it never gives you like the option to talk to anybody or the
option to like find out where how my case is doing that. We've
paid a lot of money for we get stuck. Guys, did you not even
hear me? It's my birthday.
Producer: Right? actually did hear but I thought kind of that
this getting in touch with the private eye for the whole
podcast thing which is the thing that seemed to be making you cry
was going to be a little bit more important but you know,
Rufus T. Rufus: yeah, Natty I also heard but I also agree. I
mean, you're a grown man. You're celebrating crying about your
birthday or something and I made me feel like uncomfortable. You
know you have your emotions you live in them, but I I was I was
just like, all right, I cease crying. I'm just gonna see if I
can rectify the situation. Yeah.
Aloysius J. Pig: Natty Happy Birthday. Seriously. Superduper
Happy Birthday. Sorry, we didn't even realize that you weren't on
the show. But I'm just gonna call that number again to see if
I can. Maybe Maybe I didn't do it right.
Oh, hold on. Okay.
Like I could got it
Natty Bumpercar: all right. Bring it right to the voicemail
Rufus T. Rufus: service, man. Same thing
Natty Bumpercar: is totally full. Fully full.
Aloysius J. Pig: No, no, that was fishy. That was fishy. Hold
on. Private Eye. Is this actually you pretending to be a
voice service?
Rufus T. Rufus: You have caught man caught me in my own snare.
Always use mocks when I lose. Are you?
Are you kidding me? I've been calling for weeks. And only my
first carry around. Where do you did you find our stuff? Did you
find our equipment? Calm down that I found your equipment
weeks ago. box in the corner.
underneath? He looked through a bunch of junk. He doesn't even
want you should have called me.
Natty Bumpercar: But I did call I've called several times. And
evidently that was I was talking to you, but you were doing a
silly voice like an answering machine service.
Rufus T. Rufus: Can you please drop our equipment off? Or can I
come and get it? Because I'm really annoyed. And here's the
thing I'm really annoyed too because you haven't paid your
bill. All right now that's gonna be my ticket or nothing. I will
handle this. I will go and I will end in juncture this
private time we will get our equipment back. We're gonna do
the podcast next week.
Natty Bumpercar: Uh huh. It's a birthday miracle.
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