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is, as always, Jacques Kepner. How are you
today, Jacques? Hello, everyone. My name is Jacques,
and I'm an alcoholic.
Oops. No. Wait a minute. That's the wrong
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Would you pray tell? You're kinda humble. Hey
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Okay. It's that time when good medicine and
health tips are colorfully presented by my German
American patent holding medical doctor, scientist, university professor,
syndicated broadcaster, newspaper columnist, artist,
and so much more, doctor Gudrin or Gigi
Reed.
Tell us what medical marvels do you have
for us today on this week's segment of
MDGG?
Well,
today, we're gonna talk about something
because
we live in the heart of the Western
Black Legged tick
country
and with this comes the seasonal risk of
tick borne diseases.
Did you say ticks? Yeah. Well, when I
was at Missouri way out in the sticks,
I got a tick. It was a sick
tick. I named him Mick and he was
sucking on my
my thigh.
Was he now?
So then after that Oh, boy. Blown up
joke? Yeah. Darn it. You might say, what
is a tick borne disease?
Yeah. What is a tick borne disease? I'll
tell you.
Ticks can carry tiny disease causing pathogens in
their saliva or spit and pass them into
our body while feeding. Oh, sounds delicious. Yeah.
Most common tick borne illnesses are bacteria caused
by bacteria.
Examples include the bacterium Borrelia
borkdorferi,
which causes
Lyme disease. Yeah. Yeah. And rickettsia,
which causes
rickettsia rickettsiae. He took the rickettsia out. Oh.
Which causes Rocky Mountain spotted fever.
There are also other things like parasites, viruses,
and other biologicals
that can be transmitted as well. Wow. That's
weird because I have a joke about, not
ticks but about frogs because you told me
that one of your patients swallowed a frog
last night.
He croaked this morning.
Oh my gosh. So in all seriousness
seriousness, one of doctor Gigi's patients is the
invisible man.
Yep. He's still waiting to be seen.
What else do you got, doc? That's actually
funny. That's pretty good.
Our local western back legged tick, though the
name is western back legged tick. Black black
legged tick. Yeah. Black legged tick Okay. Waits
on low vegetation
and leaf litter waiting for for passing hosts
such as rodents, birds, lizards, deer And me.
And people. Yeah. Only about three percent of
these ticks carry
the Borrelia,
borkdorferi
Lyme disease bacteria.
A tiny percent of those ticks will actually
bite a person and a small percentage of
those bitten people will develop Lyme disease. Lyme.
I had that disease once, but it was
actually called lemon disease. It turned out to
be jaundice.
Okay. That's my phone. That's that's that's my
own joke. Right? I've turned yellow.
Hey,
just before the show started, I overheard our
guest, Tony Land, asking if doctor Gigi ever
wakes up
grumpy in the morning. And Doctor. Gigi said
no. She usually lets me sleep ins.
I wish Tony had heard that when she's
at a store.
Okay. So the correct way to remove a
tick is simple.
You Lather it with Vaseline, I've heard.
No. You do a quick and
fine tip tweezer
tug. Grab the tick close to the skin
and pull straight out with a
steady go lightly pressure
pressure until it releases the tick that is
afterwards.
You need to wash the bite side and
hope nothing else will go on.
Something very related. Doctor Gigi, I've always wondered.
Mhmm. Why do psychics have to,
why can't psychics
ask you, why do they have to ask
your name?
I have always wondered, Doctor. Jiji, why do
psychics have to ask your name? And in
fact, to all of our listeners out there
who believe in telekinesis,
please
raise my hand.
I'm sorry, I believe.
So don't do what Jockey was talking about
how to get rid of the toothache. Vaseline
there. Don't use folk remedies
such as matches,
oils, nail polish, petroleum jelly Nail polish. Because
these can stress the tick Uh-oh. And then
it gets sick and regurgitates some more saliva
in the
or gut contents Oh. Which then might increase
the
statistics of your gut bacteria. More saliva and
gut content. Yeah. So if small mouth parts
actually remain embedded after you pull out everything
else, they often work themselves out by themselves
just like a splinter or such. Wow. Okay,
doc. How do you slow down a bra?
A bra? Yeah. You booby trap it.
Gosh. Yeah. Pretty good. Alright. I have to
send through your jokes. Okay.
Alright. So let's talk about Lyme disease because
that is the most common one.
Lyme disease is divided into three parts. Early
Lyme disease typically starts within a day or
two, and it has a spreading red rash
at the bite side. Wow. Sometimes often, but
not always,
like a bull's eye looking rash kind of
a spreading. I've had that kind of You
have? Scratched and it's so bad for me.
Days days to weeks later, the bacterium
may affect the nervous system or the heart.
A disease called Bell's palsy
is often connected to Lyme disease or actually
viral diseases for that matter.
But they can go to cranial nerve number
seven, which is the facial nerve.
And then it gets so inflamed that the
cranial nerve that is that it renders the
person with a stroke like symptoms in the
face. Woah. Meaning that one of the side
you can't move, side of the face you
can't move. Woah. Speaking of the face, when
I rolled out of bed this morning, I
grabbed my iPhone and I asked Siri why
I was so unpopular.
She answered by turning on my self facing
camera. Yeah. I've been telling that once a
week, I think.
Okay. Okay. I wasn't done. So I wanted
to say that the Bell's palsy usually goes
away with high steroid
use. And it's really so I have seen,
several people with Bell's palsy who think they
have a stroke, but then there's a little
you know, if you learned yours
your material
well, then you know it's not a stroke.
It's Bell's palsy. It depends on what steroids?
I bet I'm gonna be a Superman. What?
Depending on what parts of the face you
cannot move. Like, if you can wrinkle your
forehead. I'm winking at you right now.
Okay. You're so beautiful.
So You are. The illness can progress months
or years later to severe arthritis
and mental issues. And that's when it that's
what people know. Right? Because it can be
detrimental. Did you know I had some mental
illness, doctor? You did? Doctor, did you know
I had some illness? Mental illness? What? Doctor,
did you know I had some mental illness?
Okay. That was So time matters for the
Lyme disease. Do not get it. The risk
of transmission
climbs
the longer the infected tick is attached. That's
why. So usually, we say if you get
rid of the tick in the first twenty
four hours, that substantially reduces the odds of
getting sick.
However, no time window is completely risk free,
obviously. Right?
And because other pathogens can sometimes be transmitted
faster, you cannot really go with the twenty
four hour rule. Right. Either way,
after you go walking and hiking and whatnot,
you want to
check for ticks.
You want to check if you have fever,
rash, or flu like illness.
Hey, guess what we're hearing? We're hearing Tony
Lance. No. It's okay though. I like it.
Yeah. But they don't hear it. Oh, I
don't know. I'm thinking they do. That's Tony
Lance' music,
just so you know.
I think they hear it, doc. That's okay.
Hey, doctor Gigi complains that I'm a know
it all.
Heck, I already knew that. Okay.
Jared.
Okay. So for us to live, work, play
along the Northern California or Southern Oregon Coast,
we can protect ourselves with using of EPA
registered repellents
on exposed skin. Like, we can use stuff
it so we so the tick don't wanna
come and bite us. So We can wear
long sleeves. No. That stuff's bad. And,
in brushy or grassy areas,
we treat we can treat clothing or gear
with permethrin,
which is actually something that you get when
you have It's like DDT?
Yeah. It's a medication. Not very good.
So the biggest thing is though, for us
who have children playing outside,
we can help prevent disease by clearing a
leaf litter, trimming tall grass and brush brush
at yard edges so the little kids don't
even get in contact with the ticks. Wow.
Okay. Doctor.
Very interesting. Well, very big
hiccup landing here. Okay. We did. I heard
it. I bet you on the I bet
you we heard the music play while we're
talking, which is very nice. It's nice being
interrupted with your music. It was it was
seriously good. I'm telling you, they don't hear
it. Right in the middle of my my
best joke either. But doctor Gigi says that
I have a tendency to be be vengeful.
We'll see about that.
Doctor Gigi doesn't like it that I am
so mysterious
or am I?
When people used to
just to laugh at my crayon drawings,
I would laugh at their chalk outlines.
Oh, my God. And finally It's okay. Worried.
I told my psychiatrist that I've been hearing
voices.
He told me that I don't have a
psychiatrist.
Alright. Thanks, Doctor. Gigi. We're having a great
day here so far even though we are,
we're having fun. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, it
is a true joy and a real honor
to welcome back to our airwaves one of
the most captivating artists that we've had the
pleasure of featuring missus miss Pardon,
but miss Toni Land.
Anyone who has heard her sing and play
guitar knows that she can carry more than
melody.
Tony songs carry
memory and raw emotions and a depth of
a life truly well lived.
Today, we have the privilege of sharing not
just her music, but the story of an
artist who has poured her life into her
art and in doing so has earned the
admiration
and affection of listeners around the world.
Toni Land is more than a musician. She's
a storyteller.
Through her original song, she invites us into,
I don't know, we've been invited. We've had
her on three times, four times. She's been
invited into our world that are shaped by
love and loss and resilience
and hope,
that are very deeply personable yet somehow universal.
Doctor and I, Gigi and I have hosted
her
well, we've we've hosted a lot of musical
guests on this,
show.
That's the true mark of an accomplishment,
the ability to turn individual experience into something
that resonates in the heart of all.
Her new CD album what is your new
CD album, Toni? Okay. We're still deciding. Oh,
we're still deciding. Okay. We'll we'll get to
that in just a minute. It's filled with
original songs, and it's not just a collection
of tracks. It's a journal of her journeys,
reflection of a life fully lived and its
complexities and quiet trumpet, triumphs.
Her sound is both authentic and tireless, timeless,
blending elements of soul folk into heartfelt
storytelling. Lastly, what stands out most about Toni
Land is not just her talent, but I'm
gonna say it, your authenticity.
In an age where so much music is
manufactured, she offers something real.
Music that comes from the heart grounded in
honesty and emotional truth. So she joins us
today to share her newest releases and chat
it up with us. We invite you to
listen not only with your ears but also
with your heart. So, Toni Land,
your vibes and voice have been missed since
you were last on the show
a whole month ago, I think. You mean
when we were having the party? Yeah. Right.
But we'll get to that one. We're gonna
We're singing. Your presence on the show is
truly, a gift to all of us. So
welcome to the Doc and Jacques Radio. Welcome.
Yes. Thanks for coming back in. Yeah. You
guys hear me?
Yes. We can hear you. They're they're hanging
in. Okay. Good. Alright. Well,
again, we have this is a hiccup show.
Welcome back to our show. We're very excited
to basically
listen to the
second half of the unpublished new CD, and
we're now privy to hearing it firsthand, so
we're very excited. Yeah. These are songs that
nobody has heard.
We have two more that we're still working
on that I couldn't bring today, but they're
not mixed yet. But,
I do have several still new songs Cool.
That we didn't play last time. Well, so
we're gonna listen to those. Yeah.
Give us the, you know, the thumbnail
thingy of your upbringing. Where were you born
and raised? I was born California. And Oh,
fuck you. Shoot.
Quit interrupting me, Jack.
Okay. So I was born in Glendale,
California,
which is in Los Angeles area and grew
up in the San Fernando Valley, which is
makes me a true valley girl.
She's the one yet. Yeah. Valley girl. Okay.
Anyways, but then I moved around from there
after I could.
I moved to lived in Santa Barbara for
a long time and then Wow. Didn't know
that. I moved up here in Brookings and
then I
moved to Washington and so on and so
on. Here I am. You have sisters. I
have family here. I have yeah. I do.
I have a lot of family here. And
you were just with your sisters in what
exotic location? Oh, we went to Hawaii.
Where in Hawaii? Kona.
Kona. Okay. Alright. It was so fun. Yeah.
Was that before the flooding? Right. Two days.
We left two days before the flooding. Oh
my gosh. I know. We missed that. That
made international news. Yeah. It was big.
Yeah. We didn't even know it was happening.
We just
just had our lovely time in our big
fancy house on the beach. So Oh, wow.
It was fantastic. Cool. Yeah. It was good.
So what so we talked about your sisters
a little bit. You you grew up with
a lot of sisters or siblings, and there
is a little bit of a music history
in the
in in that upbringing.
Tell us about it. Well, my dad was
a country singer, country western singer, and he
had a gorgeous voice. And he played a
little guitar, but my mom
had no voice, she said, and so, therefore,
all of her girls would have no voice
either. So she assumed that, and we assumed
that too. But then one day, I decided
that
well, I was writing songs before I was
singing, basically. I really couldn't stop that process.
It just was happening. But, so I had
a lot to overcome to sing, you know,
to be able to sing with me. How
about poetry? Was you were writing poetry. Right?
Or Not really. Not really. No. There's songs.
Sometimes I do. Sometimes things, but rarely. Mostly
they are really
written for a song. And you have five
sisters and one brother? I had there's five
girls,
and then there's
two stepsisters and a stepbrother. So Woah. I
know. Wow. But I didn't grow up with
them. They are close to me now, but,
I grew up with the as the oldest
of five girls.
Yeah. So you never sang because, apparently,
women didn't have a voice. So when did
you start thinking, well, hello. Maybe I can.
Maybe I can. Right?
I would say that was, like, really I
was drawn to the piano.
I loved the piano. I would, like, you
know, babysit at places so that just if
they had a piano, I would put the
kids to bed as soon as possible
and just play. And I had no music
training, really, so but I just did that.
And I think I told you this last
time that I, just made up my mind
I wanted to play Beethoven.
Wow.
It just seems so ridiculous. I wanna go
play but I don't even play, but I'm
gonna go play Beethoven.
So I did. I got the music, and
I got a crayon and wrote on the
long story short, but I actually learned how
to play the first,
movement
of Moonlight Sonata. And,
yeah, I don't know how I did that.
I was just possessed. Wow. And so did
you make up words for that or just
the music? No. The music. Yeah. And you
didn't think about my words could match really
well with this music? No. Oh, wow. I
did not think that. So you're making
all original music, right?
Yes. Everything. And you don't do any you
don't We do some covers, but now that
rules have changed. Yeah. We're not gonna be
doing that. We'll just do but I have
enough music for us to plus I have
two songwriters in my group.
Oh. Right. Yeah. Kim Devine writes music. Yeah.
Kim. Right. And,
and Larry Friese also writes music, has many
albums. So we are loaded with original music,
so no no shortage.
K. So we wanna now pull it into
what,
you were referring to earlier, and that was,
what do you wanna name your latest CD?
Well, okay. So maybe after we get through
I'll play you some of the songs, and
you can sort of get this, vibe that
we're kinda going to. Party.
There's a like it's hard because the songs
are kind of,
very different, and,
you know, they
they're different. So it's sort of, plus I
did my photoshoot for the album
before I recorded the album
only because of convenience and logistics. I mean,
is that up in Portland or here? Where
Well, we did it, in Santa Ynez
with those old big 200 year old oak
trees.
And it's we did a lot of black
and white. Robbie Kaye is an amazing photographer.
She did my last,
artwork for my last album, Sunlit,
and so on and so on. But she's
incredible. So we I flew down there, and
then we did this photoshoot. And it's beautiful.
So it's kind of,
open big scapes. You know? So it just
feels like that. This song that I wanna
play you is called The Hatchepi,
and it is,
has a vibe of this place. Tehachapi.
Oh, that's a place. It's a place. I
thought it was a mountain range too, but
maybe not. I thought it was Tehachapi.
It's a town.
And,
this I wanted to I brought this thing
I wanted to read from my producer because
we were figuring out the arrangements and,
the backup vocals. Do you want me to
read it today? Please do. Okay. Alright. Good.
So, Jim Walker is my producer, and I've
worked with him now for years now. So,
we have a really good relationship and do
really
like, this album and the last album, there's
nobody on it except for him and I.
So we I mean, he's an incredible multi
instrumentalist,
and our voices work really good together.
And I wrote all the songs. And, anyway,
so it's really the two of us at
in the recording process. So I'm saying,
I said, what do you think for the
backup vocals? And he goes, well, so first,
here's to Hascheby with your lead vocal. Oh,
yeah. Okay. To be honest, he says, it's
such a lonely song.
I couldn't really hear where backups or even
harmony on the lead vocal might be.
But then I thought about the name Tehachapi
and looked it up. It's a name for
and I can't even say this, so I'm
gonna just excuse myself here.
Kawaisu,
k a w a
I I s u, tribe.
That means hard climb.
Well, see, up that mountain range I was
talking about. Right? Wow. Yeah. You might be
absolutely right about. And I just thought about
the ghost of that tribe watching from afar
and seeing all the bullshit happening over
to a so, anyway, so he came up
with these very, voking,
of this hollow hollow sadness.
So he left a lot of it blank
and and so on. So I'm gonna play
Tehachapi for you. Awesome. Cool. Okay.
Tony Land in the k set of your
studio.
Okay. Let's hope that all goes here.
Dusty city bar,
talking trains and a new wind farm,
betting cash,
hot stock.
Small
town, big
talk
L. A. Band
flying in
Business best
it's ever been.
Hurry up.
Sell the ranch.
Right now it's your
big chance.
It's
an
ego wing
for
industry.
Another
casualty
here in Dajapee.
Habitat
going fast.
Fat cats
paying cash,
buying land,
stealing sky.
Sign the deed.
Say goodbye.
It's an
eagle wing
for
industry.
Another
casualty
here in Tehachapi.
Buy land,
stealing sky.
Sign the deed.
Say
goodbye.
Say goodbye.
Wow.
Wow. That give me goosebumps. Claudia Land, again,
speaking with the motion, singing with the motion
again. Some of the lines, you know,
another
casualty in Tehachapi and then
sign the deed, say goodbye. Bye. We're right
in the middle of moving to Brookings, so
we're saying goodbye and the house is all
cluttered up and
oh, boy. Yeah. It's it hit hit a
Wow. Tender spot in my heart, so I'm
with her. Thank you. So what is the
backstory to that? The backstory is really towns
that are kind of,
repopulated,
you know, like towns that just like, I
mean, like in Southern California, for example, on
the beaches, those little beach towns,
were just sweet little towns, and then
so much money came in and the value.
In Santa Barbara, the same thing.
You know, all this money comes in, and
this raises the prices and value of the
property. I remember the day
that somebody put their house up for, like,
twice as much as anybody ever got,
and it nobody thought it would sell, and
it did. And soon as that happened, everybody
started selling their properties because it was so
valuable. Wow. And then they couldn't afford
to stay because Yeah. Things
just escalate, go up from there. And so
this sound this is reminds me of that.
Yeah. And that's really
a big issue. I mean, we live in
these tiny towns here, and we wish there
was more money because
these are poor towns. Yeah. But then,
I don't want that much. I know. I
hope nobody more I mean, I think this
town that we live, I'm not gonna even
talk about it because then people would know
about it.
It's happened to me so many times. You
know? I lived in a little town called
Carpinteria
in which is just South of Santa Barbara.
And,
yeah, it was just a little funky town.
I used to beg my parents. We should
buy one of these houses. They were, like,
$20,000,
you know,
right close, like, the block from the beach,
and now they're, like, you know Millions. Yeah.
Millions of dollars. Crazy Italian control. Always. Very
cool. Wonderful. So,
again, you speak from the heart. You sing
from the heart. That's what we love about
somebody. You sing very clearly. Yeah. I can
understand every word. Every word. Yeah. Which, and
you just got a you've got a beautiful
voice. So, one of them. So Jim is
your guide? Jim Walker. Walker. Yeah. I think
I can hear some harmony places.
There are some in there. Don't you hear
them? They're like, like,
natives standing beside the fire kinda thing. On
the Koala Bay. But anyways, so so that's
kind of the vibe Yeah. Of,
but you you know, we have that party
song on there too. Right. Yeah. Okay. We
gotta talk about the party song. Whether we're
gonna play it now or later, it doesn't
matter because the party song struck us so
much,
last month when you played it,
here that we got singing along. It's destined
to become a a big fan favorite to
be an anthem
that people will sing. Commercials one day at
the halftime of the Super Bowl will be
playing,
Should have been a party.
Just wait to hear it. So
we also asked,
Tony if we could change our intro and
exit music
and she has graciously
accepted and said, Yes. It's gonna be that
song. So we are You ready to play
it? So we do. If you wanna do
it now, let me know. Oh, wait. Wait.
We have well, tell us Yeah. What time
is it? No. It's Oh. Oh, I gotta
take the mid oh, let me take the
break. What? Ten seconds? Yeah. Okay. Hold on.
Let me get my glasses back on. Where
do my glasses go? Where are we? Oh,
they're right here next to me. Who are
you? Oh my gosh.
Okay. Mid show break. Time flies when you
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mid break show. We had lots of fun.
Yeah. What are we gonna listen to now?
Okay.
Well, this song is called Wild as Winter
Rain.
Okay. Alright.
This came about by living here on the
coast.
This is I'm just loading back up here
in this. K. Because it keeps kind of
not being there. Okay.
No.
No. Ashley,
Wild is Winter is more about
what happens when you've been hurt in relationships
and how you are afraid to be in
one, although you wanna be in one.
You know? That's what this song is really
about and being kind of wild, having this
kind of metaphor of a wild animal, you
know, cornered
kind of thing. Alright. Are you ready for
it? Yeah. We're ready. K. Let's let's see
if it's shot.
Okay. Let's see.
Come
on down
from the mountain.
Stop hiding
from me now.
I know you're scared
you need
repair
if you wanna trust me,
but you don't
know
how.
One
more.
Run
away.
There's no
lockdown.
Come in
and locked
down. No put on shiny
face.
No trap set.
No trick
kept,
nothing hiding
in a
secret place.
And when you calm
your breath
and everything you fear is up and left,
you'll come to me.
Baby,
come to me.
You're
one or
run
away.
Not one more
run away.
Wow.
There you go, folks. Run away. Like,
hard as wild as winter rain
by Toni,
land. I like the
you you
cursed the cage.
You hate the chains. No lockdown coming. No
put on face. No
trap set. No tricks.
Right? Such
just so good. Is this about a lost
boy that you loved one time? You know,
this took forever to write this song. I
started this song, like,
six years ago.
Really. It went from
I just couldn't get it. Then finally, it
just went, oh, I see. It's simple. It's
simple like that.
So yeah. So that,
So did you not have the music or
not the words? What what was missing?
I had most of the words. I just
didn't have the music quite
you know?
And I didn't have the the wildest winter
rain.
Yeah. I had the hardest. Yeah. They just
put that together for me. And, you know,
the song goes with is kind of this
conversation that we started with with Tehachapi, which
is that it's kind of this barren land.
Well, it's kind of a barren production too,
really. I mean, there's
yeah. I mean,
I'm trying to title the pull these things
together,
all these different songs, and come up with
something that says the album
title. So so last time we heard a
lot of lot lot more faster songs. I
don't know if we'll still hear more fast,
but these are two slow songs. Yeah. When
if you only hear those two, then you're
thinking of You're thinking that way. But Yeah.
But then you hear You got other parts
of my song. Beep. No. It should've been
a part.
Part of your dick.
Great great song. I love it. It it
just it it kind of
nostalgic for me. It felt like some
old, old relationships when I was young. Yeah.
Where I was just so wild, and I
didn't wanna I cursed the cage and hate
the chains.
And I said, I wrote it about you.
Oh, very cool. Thank you. The way I
used to be. I wrote it about the
way you used to be. Okay. Good. Yeah.
I heard. I it was on the, you
know, it was on the Internet. Yeah. Yeah.
It was on Facebook all over the world.
On Facebook about how you used to be.
So Yeah. Alright. That's That's how Ray Simon
spreads a lot of gossip. Yeah, sure it
is. You should hear what he's telling Tony
Snyder in there right now.
All right, well so far so good. We
love it. So I'm just closing my eyes
while these are
Okay. As you Okay. As again, you just
sing from the heart, Tony. We love it.
Alright. So, this next song is pretty edgy,
and I'm just gonna play it. Yes. Okay.
It's called edgy? It's no. It's called Leave
It Where It Lay. Leave It Where It
Lay. Yeah. Leave It Where It lay. Have
you ever heard that saying? Yeah. I have.
Just leave it alone. Right? Leave it where
it lay. Okay. Here it comes.
Leave it where it
I am my eyes.
My lips
shine.
What you
see is what you get.
I am glass.
My
eyes froze in my place.
Roles are set.
It's all the same
Day to day,
I don't care.
I'll just chill.
And if you want
to dig down deep,
I'll stay
here
and take my pill.
I have no memory.
Objections
Objections put to bed.
Complacent,
he is honored,
and history
is dead.
I have washed
my hands. No need for better plans.
It's always been this way.
Leave it where it lay.
The
I have no
memory
for what some call
the truth
of massacre
and murder
and crimes against the youth.
I have
washed my hands. No need for better plans.
It's always been this way.
Leave it
where it
Eji, did I hear massacred and murdered? Was
that? Yeah.
Wow.
Well, I I'm a horror fan buff.
I thought you were possibly referencing to your
other work a little bit. No. It's more
masquerade.
And
No. It was, like, in
where people get to shut down
when things are bad. They're really bad. They
just shut it down, just can't win,
and that is what this song is. Leave
it wherever. And that's why I thought that's
what I thought. It's like Hopeless. It's like
there's not beyond hopeless. And I thought
so you're a speech pathologist and you and
so I think
you're giving hope to some people, right, with
with helping them to speak and talk. So
I was thinking maybe that was
a song for that, but maybe not. Maybe
I'm over thinking. Well, it's like when you
really look into the external world
and, you know, and you're reacting to that,
there is so much you can react to
that is Right. Mhmm. There is and then
that's what happens when people, I think, are
just at in this kind of a state
is that they're reacting to the worst of
the world, the worst of people.
And, they, you know, just have
to shut down. I don't wanna hear about
it. So ice is kind of the,
landscape is frozen. Mhmm. The landscape is icy
and frozen and cold,
and
this is
the metaphor,
you know, for the emotional
Yeah. Frozen
where you just
did
it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Okay. Somebody
had to write that. Yeah. Thought it was
ICE.
You know, what you see on those people's
backs.
So you can see this, but do you
still see the,
the range of songs here. Yeah. So we
have some really crazy fun songs, but,
these
are some of the songs. So that kind
of pulls it's kind of the whole
pie, you know, emotionally. Why why you're I'm
listening to that. Gigi, some of your quotes
are about rain, or is that from I
know. Yeah. Speaking of rain, I mean, what
was that first one? It's fabulous.
The the best thing one can do when
it's raining is just let it rain. Yeah.
Or rain writes stories the sun could never
tell. So not only does he take over
my serious talk with his stupid jokes, he
takes away
my quotes. I think he needs a little
bit more light on it. You are gonna
get you are gonna get extra time when
I tell my jokes. I'll be zipped. You
could have them all. I can have three
more It's too late, Betty. Damn it. Your
pazoo.
You are here. Leave it where it lay.
Just leave it where it lay.
Darn it. Gosh darn it. All the messing
up.
Oh my gosh. Oh god.
We're gonna save the, the should have been
a party for last. Yeah. Yeah. We're gonna
save that for last. Okay. So we got
number four coming up and what tell us
about what the next happened. Okay. Let's see.
What is it? Oh, yeah.
She's rubbing her hands together. Oh, yeah. I'm
making Yeah. I'm making Okay. Now this we
got look. Got the depressed one. I got
The bill Okay. This one's only about death.
Okay. Oh, only. Okay.
Murdery or mayhem and murder. Ask her. I
I thought this is personal because I first,
I have a beautiful little yard in my
house. You know, my house is real sweet,
and it's got birds and, you know, everything
is in bloom right now. And and,
so the bird life is just crazy. I
mean, the blue jays are like you know,
they're
feed they make me put food into the
feeder. They tell me when it's empty, like,
wildly. So I have this real life about
birds.
And,
this song is called Little Soft Secret, which
is about a bird.
Okay. A bird and his death. And his
death. Oh, I gave it away. Yeah. Well,
you were the one that said it. I
should have repeated it. Uh-oh. I messed up
again. Damn it. Shh. Taking my line here.
Okay. All right,
you ready? Yes. Okay, here we go.
The sweetness
from my garden
has been robbed
by a creature that could only
dream of treetops,
who was envious
of your lovely
wings.
All the joy
all your songs could bring.
Did you calm down? Did you calm down?
Did you calm down?
Did you touch ground? Did you touch ground?
Did you touch
ground?
In a moment too long,
did time slip by?
A little soft
secret.
Did you forget to fly?
Were you so bold to make a choice,
change your plan?
Come
your course.
Did you come down? Did you come down?
Did you come down?
Did you
touch ground? Did you touch ground? Did you
touch ground?
In a moment too long,
did times look like
a little soft secret?
Did you forget to fly?
Life can be so hard.
We choose
it anyway.
The price can be so high
to feel
life. Did you come down? Did you come
down? Did you come down? Did you come
down?
Did you come down? Did you touch ground?
Did you touch ground?
In a moment
too long
did time slip by?
Little soft secrets.
Did you forget to fly?
Forget
to fly.
Oh, did you
forget to fly?
Yeah.
Little soft secret.
Did you forget to fly? Yeah. You know,
Germans love birds. Yeah. I love my birds.
She had button quails and chickens and parakeets.
Oh my gosh. She's got so many big,
big cages outside.
They're everywhere. They she hatches them. They're everywhere.
What? Yeah.
German. The Germans love these. Exaggerating a tiny
bit.
I'm not it's really, really true.
Darnish. I get I'm not really sure what
this song is about because, you know, it's
like,
is it really about a bird?
You know?
But I did I mean, I did have
that you know, usually, when I see something,
that is the trigger for the songwriting. Like,
it's a visual image.
Like, I had a song, I think I
said this before, on Barefoot on the Highway,
and I had was die driving down the
highway in March.
And,
there was I I thought I heard
I can't remember how much I filled in
because,
this person came running out. But then I
filled it in that she was barefoot and,
you know, on the highway and so on.
But, anyways, I was walking down the street,
which with my dog, like I do every
day. And, there was this
I walked the same this one place, always
the same place, and there was this, like,
dead bird, beautiful, shiny, like, it was not
damaged. It would look perfect. It looked like
nothing had happened to it except that it
was dead. You know?
And,
and I just
I it was I don't know. I just
couldn't stop, like, you know, thinking about what
happened to that bird. It was like, dude
anyways, that's a song. Aww.
Yeah. But I don't know because the song
is like Well, it could be anything else.
It could be in
for healers. Right? Yeah.
Alright. We're gonna roll out the drums now.
On this next song, we are gonna sing
along
because this will be the hopefully, the new
intro and exit for this very show, which
could be a previewing,
premiering as few as a few weeks from
now. I'm really excited.
Sunnyland's song about should have been a party
and what instigated this
song? Oh, god. It's such a fun song,
isn't it? Yeah. It's it's a it's an
anthem. I'm telling you right now. So we're
gonna sing along right off the bat. Yeah.
Okay. We're gonna sing along. Oh, we're live
off life so good. And you singing too
because we all want it all out. Oh,
yeah.
No way. Yeah.
No. Should've been a party is the name
of it, right?
Now get ready, hold on to your seat.
No, I'm not doing it. All right, okay.
You tear me back, darn it. Damn it,
do I blow it again?
All right, so is this gonna be about
the right amount of time? I'm just trying
to We have eight minutes. We have eight
minutes. So Alright. So this song is only
about three minutes. Okay. So we still have
We've gotta say goodbye and then a few
jokes. Okay. Okay. You have all the quotes.
Okay. I'm just trying to organize you guys.
Thank you. Thank you. It was just like
herding cats, you know.
Okay, Harry,
Ray Simon's laughing in the background.
Oh my god. I can't go that high.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Party.
It could've been fun.
Oh, yeah. It never meant to last. Oh,
it should've been a party. Could've been a
party. Could've been a party.
Oh,
Oh, a creep.
Such a creep. Party.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got this
part. Here it is.
You're just kidding yourself. Mhmm.
You were
a dreadful
Wow. Tree. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Come on.
You sound like
it. Hey. This is radio, not QD.
You got a mean face.
You got a sorry soul.
All I really wanted was a little rock
and roll.
Oh, I've got a cheek,
a tiny little tree,
a little meet and greet. That's a nice.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Party. Party. Party. Party.
Where's the cowbell?
Yeah. Alright.
Party.
Oh, man. Everybody was rocking the studio
away.
Wow. Wow. Wow. What a party. Okay. We
hope they the engineers can fix that up
a little bit. There's no fixing that.
It's
down to
Wait, that is gonna be I told you
I could hear. But all right, well that
was just fun. Very cool. Always as usual,
Toni Land, you're always welcome on the show.
You're always a great exemplary
guest and very talented Yeah. Lady in your
own right and Sweet. Fun fun stuff. We
have really Thank you. Thank you. Oh, what
was the question? What do we have to
name it? Okay. So
the I'm going because we kind of try
to keep things this is too mental. I
mean, really, after the party song, I I
can't even do it. How about next time?
How about next time? Okay. Next time, it'll
be named. You're okay. He will have a
name. He'll have to You don't really wanna
climb inside this brain. Fine. And
listen to that chatter. I'll put it on
Facebook for you
and you get a really good get a
big contest going. Okay. Alright. Alright. Thanks again,
Toni Land. All is well as, like I
said, here on the Doc and Chuck Show.
Appreciate it. Yeah. Alright, doctor. What time is
it, doctor? It's time for
Fun time corner.
Fun time corner. You get to do all
the quotes today. Well, thank you. I always
get to do the quotes unless you take
it away. Yeah. Alright. So I did choose
some quotes about the rain because it was
raining a little bit yesterday. Yes.
The rain is nature's tears of joy.
Nice. Yeah. Very nice. Okay. That's cool. And
some people walk in the rain, others just
get wet.
Oh. Right? Okay. That's true. Yeah. I like
the leopard one coming up. Okay?
You're ruining it, man. Darn it. I'm doing
it again. I don't even know where it
is now. Okay. You do your funny Doctor
Gigi is always encouraging and she always says
that I'm not completely useless and that I
can always serve as a bad example.
Yeah.
Okay. I found the leopard one. Rain wets
the leopard spots, but it doesn't wash them
off. That's true. That was cool. I missed
my good friend's funeral yesterday at 10AM. I'm
just simply not a morning person.
Morning.
Okay. Yeah.
If you pray for rain, you gotta deal
with the mud too.
That's that's true. Right? That's that's true. Yeah.
What did the clock do when it was
hungry?
It went back four seconds. Four. Four seconds.
Number four. Yeah. Hey, did you hear about
that Italian chef that died? No. He passed
away?
I bought some really cool shoes from a
drug dealer. I don't know what they were
laced with, but I've been tripping all day,
doc.
All right, I'm done. You've
gotten funny here since the last show.
I think even though I'm just getting used
to it because
I am laughing so hard. Okay.
I think I think it's not that time,
doc. Or is it? Almost.
Rain I'm gonna repeat the one that you
ruined. Rain writes stories the sun could never
tell. I like that one. That's maybe my
favorite one. Yeah. Mine too from these. Right?
Hey. What do you call a sobbing sister?
A sobbing sister? Yeah. A crisis.
A crisis? Yeah. Oh, that's kinda cute. Hey.
My bladder infection came back, positive, doctor. She
said, you're in trouble.
Hey. Did you hear about that circus fire?
It was intense.
Okay. Okay. You're cut off. That's Oh my
gosh. You're not sunny here. I took it
back.
It's the time to say goodbye.
You have been listening to the Doc and
Jock
radio show on KCOW
one hundred point seven FM in Brookings, Oregon.
We sure hope you have enjoyed the show
as much as we have with our
those kids.
Tony Land, what are you doing? Alright. Okay.
Okay. Peace and prosperity to everyone out there.
Thanks again to,
Ray
Simon and Michael Gorse and Tony Stoddard. Thank
you so much.
Good morning, Tony. Have a good time. Let
us know if you're a talented person, and
we'll have you on the show. Now stay
tuned for
Tony Dorsso. Tony Dorsso Show on KCAD. Thanks
so much. Bye.