1 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:12,820 Woah. All the elves are on the sofa. 2 00:00:13,074 --> 00:00:16,274 Grandma's snoring in her chair. Stock and stuff 3 00:00:16,274 --> 00:00:19,414 with half a candy, tangled tinsel everywhere. 4 00:00:20,114 --> 00:00:23,154 Lake affecting the forecast, but the driveway's all 5 00:00:23,154 --> 00:00:26,269 just flushed. Took the tree to the garage. 6 00:00:26,489 --> 00:00:29,230 Now the pines and culture shock rub. 7 00:00:30,650 --> 00:00:33,850 It's the day after Christmas. Hey, Traverse City. 8 00:00:33,850 --> 00:00:37,049 Cherry pie hangover coffee, not credit. Ugly sweater 9 00:00:37,049 --> 00:00:39,070 sliding off one shoulder. Still, 10 00:00:40,010 --> 00:00:43,585 we're shoveling sail as not snow drifts chill. 11 00:00:44,284 --> 00:00:46,065 Oh, the magic's gone, 12 00:00:46,685 --> 00:00:48,385 but the leftovers stay. 13 00:00:49,565 --> 00:00:52,284 Day after Christmas up north, we'll laugh it 14 00:00:52,284 --> 00:00:53,905 away. We'll laugh it away. 15 00:00:54,445 --> 00:00:57,409 Mall parking lot is bumper cars in four 16 00:00:57,409 --> 00:00:58,549 wheel drive parade. 17 00:00:59,409 --> 00:01:00,949 Uncle bought a snowblower, 18 00:01:01,250 --> 00:01:03,429 then it rained all Boxing Day. 19 00:01:03,969 --> 00:01:05,509 Cousin stuck in Kalkaska 20 00:01:05,810 --> 00:01:08,069 says the plow just passed him by. 21 00:01:09,009 --> 00:01:12,314 He's trading jokes for jumper cables under that 22 00:01:12,314 --> 00:01:13,775 gray bellied sky. 23 00:01:14,635 --> 00:01:17,995 Hey, Pete. It's the day after Christmas. Hey, 24 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:21,375 Traverse City. Cherry pie hangover coffee not pretty. 25 00:01:21,435 --> 00:01:24,174 Ugly sweater sliding off one shoulder still. 26 00:01:25,275 --> 00:01:27,790 We're shoveling still as not snowdrifts. 27 00:01:28,250 --> 00:01:28,750 Chill. 28 00:01:29,450 --> 00:01:31,229 Oh, the magic's gone, 29 00:01:31,930 --> 00:01:32,829 but the leftover 30 00:01:33,129 --> 00:01:33,629 stay. 31 00:01:34,250 --> 00:01:35,950 Oh. We got ornaments 32 00:01:36,250 --> 00:01:38,810 on clearance. We got cheese balls for a 33 00:01:38,810 --> 00:01:41,784 week. We got three more family board games 34 00:01:41,784 --> 00:01:44,344 and one more, just one more peek. At 35 00:01:44,344 --> 00:01:46,825 the lake that looks like stainless steel at 36 00:01:46,825 --> 00:01:48,284 the town that's half asleep. 37 00:01:48,825 --> 00:01:51,704 Sent us somewhere on a beach now. We're 38 00:01:51,704 --> 00:01:53,325 here counting plastic 39 00:01:53,704 --> 00:01:53,939 rings. 40 00:01:55,380 --> 00:01:55,880 Rings. 41 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:57,319 Real deep. 42 00:01:57,620 --> 00:01:59,000 It's the day after Christmas. 43 00:01:59,700 --> 00:02:03,079 Traverse City, cherry pie hangover coffee not pretty. 44 00:02:03,140 --> 00:02:05,400 Ugly sweater sliding off one shoulder 45 00:02:05,700 --> 00:02:05,954 still. 46 00:02:22,689 --> 00:02:25,509 Woke up boxing day in Traverse City, 47 00:02:27,569 --> 00:02:29,989 snowbank higher than my hopes. 48 00:02:32,530 --> 00:02:35,030 Grandma's Buick buried to the mirrors. 49 00:02:35,330 --> 00:02:36,229 Uncle says 50 00:02:36,914 --> 00:02:38,294 she still goes. 51 00:02:39,474 --> 00:02:40,455 Sure it does. 52 00:02:42,514 --> 00:02:44,854 Cherry pie on the kitchen counter. 53 00:02:47,314 --> 00:02:49,895 Leftover ham in a folding chair. 54 00:02:52,620 --> 00:02:55,199 Cousins out ice fishing on Zoom. 55 00:02:55,819 --> 00:02:58,080 Says the Wi Fi's better out there. 56 00:03:00,060 --> 00:03:03,655 Boxing day in Traverse City. We're just boxing 57 00:03:03,655 --> 00:03:06,814 up the pot, trading socks that don't quite 58 00:03:06,814 --> 00:03:09,155 fit for the fudge we meant to hide. 59 00:03:09,534 --> 00:03:11,474 From Petoskey down to Boyne, 60 00:03:13,454 --> 00:03:14,275 we give, 61 00:03:14,655 --> 00:03:15,555 we nap, 62 00:03:17,379 --> 00:03:18,039 we grace. 63 00:03:19,219 --> 00:03:23,000 Boxing day in Northern Michigan is our halftime 64 00:03:23,379 --> 00:03:24,439 for the holidays. 65 00:03:29,860 --> 00:03:32,120 And drove in from down by Kocasco, 66 00:03:34,814 --> 00:03:37,155 bragging about her brand new sled. 67 00:03:39,375 --> 00:03:41,855 It's a used one from '92, 68 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:42,995 but she swears 69 00:03:43,775 --> 00:03:45,919 this baby shreds. Oh, 70 00:03:46,259 --> 00:03:46,759 yeah. 71 00:03:47,099 --> 00:03:49,599 We hit May for the clearance candles. 72 00:03:52,379 --> 00:03:53,519 Every card a demolition 73 00:03:53,819 --> 00:03:54,319 dirty. 74 00:03:57,019 --> 00:03:59,175 Guy in line with a 10 foot shovel 75 00:03:59,635 --> 00:04:02,055 says it's for my car, don't worry. 76 00:04:04,355 --> 00:04:07,974 Boxing day in Traverse City, we're just boxing 77 00:04:08,115 --> 00:04:09,014 up the pot. 78 00:04:09,314 --> 00:04:11,715 Trading socks that don't quite fit for the 79 00:04:11,715 --> 00:04:13,415 fudge we meant to hide. 80 00:04:13,849 --> 00:04:14,509 From Petoskey 81 00:04:14,889 --> 00:04:15,709 down to Point, 82 00:04:17,529 --> 00:04:18,509 we're good. 83 00:04:18,889 --> 00:04:19,709 We nap. 84 00:04:21,370 --> 00:04:22,110 We crave 85 00:04:24,250 --> 00:04:24,750 snowplows 86 00:04:25,370 --> 00:04:27,214 stuck in the cul de sac, 87 00:04:27,514 --> 00:04:29,535 even he's taking the day off. 88 00:04:30,795 --> 00:04:31,935 Wearing sweatpants, 89 00:04:32,875 --> 00:04:33,375 flannel 90 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:34,574 slippers, 91 00:04:35,035 --> 00:04:37,375 playing your your talking tough. 92 00:04:39,675 --> 00:04:41,519 Next year, I'll train like a boxer, 93 00:04:57,235 --> 00:05:00,275 the pie. Trading socks that don't quite fit 94 00:05:00,275 --> 00:05:02,295 for the fudge we meant to hide. 95 00:05:02,675 --> 00:05:04,615 From Petoskey down to Boyne, 96 00:05:06,275 --> 00:05:08,535 we're red gift. We nap. 97 00:05:10,170 --> 00:05:10,910 We graze.