Jack Black cancels his tour after Kyle, publicly
states he wishes Trump have been shot. Skit.
A man named Matthew Pancake was caught with
a bunch of hampton. There's in his pants.
They still haven't found the durable.
A new study concluded hip can become airborne.
The experiment consisted of a tram lien and
your mom.
And as you know, a guy tried to
assassinate Trump or as the media would say,
Trump fell down then was rushed off stage
after being startled by being shot.
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Well, how's your week, guys?
I am down. I am exhausted look tonight.
I was... So my parents are in town
visiting.
And it's great having them here. We so
they're they're proud of you. They're... Well, they
used to be when Was employed now that
I'm just doing this, not at all.
They've they've...
Seen what this is.
Do you think they're watching is right now.
Out their watching is right how proud of
me?
Proud of me making a durable joke and
then watching Trevor stu through his intro.
We're so glad we flew to La to
hang out with our big that get. Our
big celebrity stud. Maybe maybe 50. Don't way
Trevor on the show. Maybe even in... Let's
say He let him in terms myself. True.
But, like, hey, Everybody Trevor is here. You
know, they... You seth you would edits. I
don't know why you guys... Trevor trevor Trevor
our comedian guest for the Night the talented
comedian, Yeah. Old friend of ours,
and yeah seal. My parents are. My parents
are very proud of me.
He's got tat. Yeah.
But so my parents are very proud of
me. They're in town. They think they think
I might... I'm such a big sliver. I
might get 1500 views on my podcast. You
lied to them about what you're doing right
now? No. But... So anyway, we went to
the Hollywood bowl on Friday night. See John
Williams and music of the movies, which was
very cool, but he was sick this year,
so it was a different
actually there. No. But it was still the
good music, But, yeah to But then today,
they never been up to Sequoia before Sequoia
National Park which is... It's beautiful. They the
giant trees. Mh. But I got up early
at 05:30AM,
and we drove up there. A 3 and
a half hour drive, And it's about 2
hour drive through the park, and then it's
a at a 3 and a half to
4 hour drive back, to and then I
drove out here another hour to the podcast.
So I've been up 5 third I've during
about 9 hours today.
So usually, driving our physically a every really
long drive it today. I was like, today.
I was like, oh, it's just just around
the corner? Skipping a jump out there. Exactly.
Inland Empire. Yeah. How was your week ethan?
My week well,
we went to 1 of the most dreaded
places on earth for a father for me
anyway, a water park.
Don't know what you guys feel about water
parks, but I'm a I've already a self
conscious fat guy. I have extremely sensitive skin.
And I'm an introvert. Like, everything...
It's designed to make me miserable,
you know, the sun, water that getting your...
Just not dressing. Like, I I'm not taking
my shirt off. And just all that stuff.
So
kids being hyper, everything's over overpriced so we
did that. And then my family all got
stomach flu. Oh, gosh. Was it from the
water at the water part? No. 2 of
2 of 2 of us me and my
daughter had it before we went. I think
we got it for a neighbor kid, And
then,
So you gave it to the other people.
You were the carriers that brought due to
the water So much put it in the
water. It's a soup of disease. Mostly pee.
Think it's most... That's what worry me the
most about the water park. Yeah. That's just
pure. Yeah. Yeah. That chlorine smell. I hated
the chlorine it's pee. I. Yeah. And being
in a bunch of water with what that's
like strangers, Like, all their bodily looking on
their body is floating around. Yeah. Yeah It's
just go. The more you grow up and
think about it the gross as your kid
or you're so blissful ignorant. You're Yeah. Spit
the water out of your both. So I
loved it. When I was a kid. I
I love water parks. Yeah. I did too.
I... In my head, a water park is
a fun place, but it's probably because I
haven't been since I was a kid and
Right. Kid they were ago. They're, like the
best place.
I might. I, you know, I I'm not
to a alone guy like, at the water.
I... I didn't say buy myself. I go
with the data with... Friends, you know, like,
take my girlfriend. I wouldn't be, like, oh,
hey. I have a day off. I'm gonna
go hang out at the water park. Me
and raging waters have a date tonight.
Hey, Kids. I woke up with the stomach
flu, so I decided to come here and
float around the float around the waves pool.
Pacific waves. Was like for a little bit.
If you had diarrhea in the last Yeah.
2 weeks. You may not enter the.
Oh my god. So then the last night,
luckily, if Everybody got to have a good
day, the water park and everything, and I
had great attitude. I was nice and not
grumpy. Mh.
That's why it's a hard thing. You know,
I tried to explain, like, dear my wife.
I should understand it. I can do things
that I hate but enjoy them because I
enjoy my children having fun.
My son vomit So I know that our
oldest son was in the other room with
my wife and he she p all night,
and then my son, cute 7 times in
3 diaries.
Wow throughout the night last night.
Is that a record? I'm fairly tired right
now too. Do you keep track? You I
did... I I kept track last night. Yeah.
I don't know. I just... Is all... At
each moment was a distinct... Oh, here we
go again.
Yeah.
Trevor, how was your say? Yeah. How was
your week Trevor? Pretty good. How many how
many vomit in diarrhea did you make this?
Okay. I... I do... I have a a
toddler and a newborn. There's a lot of...
There's always a lot of people out it
for us. Yeah A lot of you can
and a lot of poop.
Yeah. But And then there's always something you
think you that your gross out is maxed
out. You're like, I'm, I'm good, and then
they do something even worse and you're like,
oh, you. Yeah Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Gross
like... Last night, the P actually got to
me.
I've been through a lot of p because
I, I'll my daughter had all night. I
had to deal with that too, but just
the
It hit me. III started gag. No. Atlas
said I was gonna lose it... Okay. Well,
this isn't, like, I don't have any new
growth stories.
But I I had... I do take my
son to a a tram park. Mh. We
always take him to to something because it's
real hot. You know, but we want them
to get all that energy out. So there's
a tram park. He gets to jump for
free. I just pay a monthly fee. And
it's great we go and he jumps
But I realized that pretty quickly. I'm weird.
I look weird just standing they're watching this
kid because my my wife is Mexican, and
she's got much darker skin and my son
looks more like her. So I just look
like I'm, like,
watching this child out traffic. You're just... You're
just a guy there with his eye on
the Mexican 1. Right Yes. It looks like
you're were, like, snag and put the back.
Yeah. So I I bought us sam mario
and Luigi ball caps. And I gave him
the Mario cap, and I wear the Luigi
1. And now people are like, oh, okay.
Those
There together, I get it now, My. Just
so I don't look... Yeah know, creeped out.
But... And then he was, like,
standing there jumping, you know, and I'm trying
to jump near him.
And and then He just goes,
he's screaming. And I was like, oh, what's
wrong? He's like, ra
the lord. Oh, my. Tall. I don't... Oh.
He was singing a worship song.
I you love tram. I guess he's jumping
up and down and singing praise the Lord
on myself soul. I don't know. I... Yeah
It was kind of a touching milk. Singing
a joyful song anymore. Yeah. Right for him
care. And his screaming in pain voice.
As a Tram Park and kid just start
bleeding everywhere. And I don't remember why, but,
oh, man. I could not find an attendant.
I was like this blood is running around
the place. It's bleeding. Is people are jumping
in the blood. Nobody's doing anything and they're
going all around the place. These places are
so ghetto. They're just right by temperature Like
I'm gonna stand here. So no 1 else
jumps in the blood, but then, like, nobody
came like, Alright. I forget it. Jumping in
the blood. I don't care anymore. I made
the mistake of jumping in those foam pits
that they have. Oh, matt does Talk about
gross. Even they're very gross, but also, they
don't tell you that it's impossible to get
out of unless you're, like, unless you wait
25 pounds in the really they can roll
across You everything day movie go down. It's
it's like what quick sand
Would be if it was real.
And the only... It was like, AAAJ
lesson. Like, at that 1 time, I took
a free J lesson after Covid, and I
was like, hey, this is gonna be And
then I threw up, that sort it felt
like.
And I... The only thing... The only reason
I got out because I I just didn't
wanna be the guy that they called the
fight
started in there.
I was at a tram park when time
and the staff come over and they they
go, through well what are you doing here?
I got, I said, well, they threw me
out of the water parks, so I came
to watch the kids here.
In my memory, it was a lot of
fun around the hand to growing man come
to any of these places the roll on
the weekend. Oh, man. Much worse than the
Disney. I take your girlfriend
small amusement park adults. Yeah.
I like the Taking your girlfriend out to
the the night of the Tram park. Yeah.
Hey, babe. You wanna go watch kids at
the Tram park. So
Oh, do I have to dress and tram
it. No. We're not gonna be tram leaning.
Yeah. I just like to watch the kids.
We could we get lady in the Tram
1 those giant pretzels with. Yeah. Huge salt...
I I didn't think it would... I didn't
think it was okay, but then I saw
this weird white guy watching a Mexican kid
and that's allowed.
At, you know, it's it's the smell of
feet that really it's about smells like very
funny. Yeah. You get... That's terrible because of
they come over to me and they're like,
sir. Why are you here watching the kids
and I go, it's the smell of feeding.
It gets to me. Boom
I'm not even for the kids we hear
this the foot smell. As soon as we
leave that place, I just... Like, it... I'd
dump a hand sanitizer all over my son,
wanted him to get athletes face.
Oh, you guys were to talk down the
week's top news. Let's do this. It's been
a crazy new news week has it not?
Has.
Jump in here. Well,
1 in 3 Biden supporters think the Trump
shooting might have been staged.
1 in 3. About that statistic. It's insane.
A new poll has laid bare
how many voters believe the conspiracy theory swirling
around the attempted assassination of Donald Trump over
weekend.
1 third of those support Trump's democratic presidential
rival, joe Biden, said they believe the attack
may have been staged and had never been
intended to kill a former president.
That equates a little over point 330,
over 33 percent, the word point is not
in there. And even some of Trump's own
supporters believe the same thing with around 12
percent suspecting the event was planned,
according to the poll conducted by morning consult.
An American business intelligence company. Right. Believe So
I'm sorry.
Who who doesn't think who who thinks it
wasn't planned. Like, he's just casually walking biden
and like, you know what?
He's like stayed. It's like an impulse by.
He... Well, I was just out with my
gun and there was a president over there.
And if we're gonna the hell not. No
It wasn't planned at all. Just it's like.
And man, I'm a come on, guys. So
man growth. Good. That's let's get our...
Or no. I I can't say that. Let's
get our stuff together here.
So the survey revealed the scale of a
bleep. Besides dividing respondents answers by voter allegiance,
voters were also pulled as a whole. In
total, 1 in 5 voters, 20 percent said
the theory that the shooting was staged is
credible.
Although the majority, some 62 percent said the
helps us to un
theory was not credible.
The remaining voters were unsure or had no
opinion on the matter. So the poll asked
a series of questions about who or what
was to blame for the shooting so like...
That's kinda moving on to, who do you
think is the reason.
This sky shot. You know, at Trump. Yes.
Besides the accident of the shooter.
Some 38 percent blamed Trump,
himself saying he had created this surge toward
violence in American politics.
In contrast, 20 percent of these polled said
that the responsibility for the violent tone of
the the political discourse lay with Biden.
While 31 blamed the Republican party and 25
percent blame them market democrat. In 10 percent.
What about the media? Right? 10 percent blamed
weird vibes. Yeah. It's just the vibes just
trying to... The Mercury was in retro grade.
Yeah. The media gets no As I thinking
I saw that
no media? Yeah. Right? No. Do... Does everyone
saying that they think it was staged or
planned? I Are they all they all the
same idea of the what that means? Because
I I hear some people think it's staged
in that it was, like, fake blood and
it was like, a... I see Say Say
Feel like... Took a razor blade to his
ear like wrestlers do. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah.
He's done wwe. Yeah. He's got he's got
history. But then there's people that think that
either, you know, it was like an inside.
Job, like, you I mean, those are 2
to take them out. I think if you
say staged. Do you think Trump came up
with it? Yeah. Planned. Inside job was like,
the... But I feel, like, planned could also
be, like,
planned by the opposition or. In some Nefarious.
So I in this case, I think it's
more Trump did it together
Well, and then, like, there was a... There
were people saying that that the bullet g
his ear, and that was the plan for,
like, them to shoot him. That's very when
I... Okay. I've seen some of these. I
saw 1 right here. I don't think I
I know if I put this in the
notes, but this guy but Trump's assassination attempt
was definitely staged. It's incredibly easy to shoot
someone from a hundred 50 yards from a
prone position to not kill them.
It's so easy to shoot someone with the
centimeters of their brain close enough to just
g their ear, but not at their skull.
Wind wouldn't have anything to do with it.
50 and the Rifles are known for being
so accurate that you don't have to worry
about the Moa cap capability of the rifle.
Wind couldn't possible influence the shaw half an
inch, any 20 year old could make these...
Cold bore shots without a sniper ripe setup.
Mh. So that 1 tricked me because was
he was joking. He's very sarcasm.
Yeah. When you read it out loud. And
they're... Yeah. There's some all, like, every your
reaction to it is, like, you're an idiot
man. When... What if... Right they... There's people
that think he's beings. Yeah. Time not. Ton.
He he clearly knows too much about. Yeah.
Tonight throwing me of me. Because this because,
like, guys that, like, from the military that
when all democrat or something.
A Oh, yeah. No. He knows too much
about a guns to be a democrat. But
then... Yeah. The then there was, like... There's
1 where there was a guy, they were
saying that was, like bla and throw wrestling.
Right. But 1 of the you... 1 of
the photos, you can actually see the bullet.
Right. The thing wasn't by his head.
I was skeptical of that because I've never
seen any photo any ever shown a bullet.
Over right. Right. So I was a that
photographer, and it happened... More often than you
but did it happen with... I I get
if you're, like, photo like, like, again, shooting
in combat. Or with like, a high speed
camera. But just, like a regular news camera
at a public event. I've never... There's, like,
shooting that happen. I've never seen a bullet
flight on a photograph Yeah. That's great... Well,
it's crazy, But I I watched how we
how he did it at it possible. So
so what he did is he's
he saw that something was going on. You
know, he heard the first 1. And so
he just put their rapid fire put his
camera on... Yeah. Just a rev fight the
used... If you take a photo you back.
Those guys pull a trigger and just let
it go. Hence that's why I got like
that. That shot up Trump, leg this fist
there And like he they probably has, like
every single flu. He how he did it.
He waited for the signal from the democratic
party that the shooting was about to... Start.
Right not.
But I don't believe that.
I to say, like, what they plan to,
like, take out this guy in the audience
and shoot a come out it's awful. Yeah.
Oh, it's just. I do think though in
the wake of this shooting, like, it does
seem to have, you know, given,
you know, the like, the this sense of
unity, and there's some, you know, momentum and
pause activity and and just, you know, enough
over confidence to republicans to still mess it
up and fail with Nova absolutely.
Well speaking of things going badly on a
stage.
Jack black's band canceled their tour after backlash
to Band Mai comment. A Kyle.
On Trump assassination attempt.
Jack Black's comedy rock band, 10 D has
canceled its remaining tour after being After the
band member Kyle Gas,
I was out his glass, we asked gas,
sparked a backlash with an apparent joke about
Saturdays a assassination attempt to former Us president
Donald Trump.
Footage posted on social media from the Band's
concert in Sydney on Sunday,
showed black presenting gas with a birthday cake
on stage and telling him to make a
wish.
Yes. Responded.
Don't miss Trump next time.
It's like, it it wasn't a real
assassination. It was just a tribute.
Oh,
hey wishes he go back now. Was interviewed.
The joke was a tribute. Mean it was
just a tribute. The exchange prompted a call
from 1 of because I remember seeing this
in and, like, I everyone's talking about how
what a jerk? Yeah. Joke about this. And
in the next day, this is a story.
I thought they totally you'd be fine. Yeah.
I was surprised about this all far. Yeah.
The exchange prompted a call from what else
Australian lawmaker for the ban to be deported
from the country. The statement Cnn on Tuesday,
Black said he was line blindsided by what
was said at the show. Australian this guy
that I known for my entire life who
We've written comedy with. Sure. Daughter's his buddy
under the bus little day here. It's trying
to mess up. I was so blindsided. I
just stood there and laugh. And when With
the concert Rick and continued being friends with
him and making the music.
I never don't hate speech to encourage political
violence in hate form. He had... Except for
when I did.
After much reflection, I no longer feel it
is appropriate. To continue the Nation's D tour.
And all future creative plans are on hold,
and I am grateful to the fans for
their support and understanding. That's levi limitation home
to after after much reflection
by the venues.
After you're reflecting
by the places that are canceling me,
Yeah. Because it has to be... I don't...
I've seen... I've seen there's a the tweet
thread going around where they're talking about how
the concert venues used.
The insurance,
if they get the sense that, like, people
be backing and out. Like, the... They just
cancel You have to cancel the show ahead
of time. They can't take the chance. Things
going bad. The insurance cost and is way
too high for the venues to even make
any money is what you're saying. So it
So it seems to me that he just
kinda had to with with the backlash.
He he underestimated how many of his fans
don't agree with his politics seems to me.
Yeah.
Gas, apologize for the comment. Kyle. Apologize. In
a post on Instagram on Tuesday,
the line I improvised on stage Sunday night
in Sydney was highly appropriate, dangerous and a
terrible mistake. I don't condone violence of any
kind in any form against anyone. He wrote
on What happened was tragedy and I'm incredibly
sorry for my severe lack of judgment and
I profoundly apologize to those I've let down
and truly regret any pain I've caused.
And that's...
I I did not think it was gonna
go... I know this crazy. Because this is
the kind of thing, like,
that normally they get it with Kathy Griffin
with her Right. Just a severed.
There's a video game you can play on
steam where you can just...
Shoot the president. That's like a game. You
can assassinate Trump really? Yes.
Apparently, the shooter was playing it.
But sir. Yeah. Yeah. Might just be timing,
or, because I was I'm just kinda shocked.
Like, I even thought it was too far
because this is gas
agent. Dropped him passed. He passed gas. He
passed gas. You did it. And the craziest
thing of all is that,
they have to actually give up their name,
10 d. Because Donald Trump is now the
real to.
He's 10 d. He's museum him his nation's
are 10 8. I'm the real 10 Dean
now. I can't do donald Trump. That would
be that would be a good, slogan to
put under that picture of him holds up,
like, the real 10 dean.
So anyway, I kinda blown away by that.
What do you guys think? You think,
I like, I wish...
I actually don't want this for 10 D
I love. Do, even though I I do
think they stepped it, and I'm I'm kinda
glad to see them kinda like, it's a
little wake up call, but
I was thought they were overrated. I don't
really care that they're gone.
But
as far as the... As far as the
joking about it, there's been a big you
know, now this is obviously...
It's, like, how much of a joke is
it to just say I wish, like, don't
miss next time. I've seen a lot of
comedian on facebook. Book and and and Twitter,
not really Twitter someone on Facebook or but
item trying to relate to the kids.
But there's the the same people that used
to say, you know, oh, it it's inappropriate
to make jokes about trans people, and it's
punching down and make fun of this now
they're trying to make all these Trump assassination
jokes and going, it's we're comedian, Of course,
we're gonna do valerie the you answer. But
Yeah. No. Yeah. But here's what I most
self limits bro. If here's what I said
I agree that you can make jokes about
anything, you know on things off limits. And
I think there's are ways to joke probably
about tragic things, You know. There's there's people
that that Work in dark comedy and stuff
like that. And even with events like this.
I think the problem is when they make
just low hanging lazy jokes about tragic event.
Like if you wanna if you wanna go
to like a darker controversial place. It's be
funny enough to justify going there. It can't
just be like, oh, yeah. Oh I wish
it would have hit him. So you're what
I'm just joking about it, you guys. You
want there a whole turkey easy because they've
been total low hanging fruits. Exactly. Get better
comedy. Exactly. I I would love...
For them to have not been canceled. I
don't think that the the Australian government should
rented support them. I I and I wish
that they didn't have to cancel their shows
because of the, of of,
insurance cert costs or whatever. I'd love it
if they had to cancel their shows because
their fans were mad at them. That's fine.
Like, just like not. Dude you're you're a
jerk. You know? But I... Yeah. This seems
like way too much.
Yeah. But and but then at the same
time, it is... Whenever I think about this,
like, fine I can't imagine myself making that
Joke about Joe biden if somebody out him.
Right. Yeah. I would... Like, my heart would
stop at seeing that head. Like Yeah. And
But if I even even in in a
moment, Had said that as a joke. I
it's 1 of those that I would immediately
regret and be like, oh no, III do
Shouldn't that. That's not. I I maybe as
he did I don't know, but I I
do get the sense of people actually hate
Trump enough that they would, like... Well, and
trump admin gotten shot. Well, there's been a
lot of celebrity after that. There's been a
lot of. I that said, you know, like,
what Madonna, Johnny Depp,
Cathy Griffin.
I a Snoop dogg has kinda come around
on it him, but there was an old,
like, album or something where like, aiming got
at Trump. There's not a lot of exams
of that from the right. I don't... May...
Unless I'm unaware of them. You know at
least there are. I don't know figures. I
don't know of, like, prominent right wing celebrities
is
repeated. They're making jokes out wanting. Can you
just stop it. I don't know about promo
white link celebrities. Yeah No. There's
guys don't remember that video we're Scott bao.
That's true Scott.
Got him.
Hey.
Dean Kane. Yeah. The video of him punching
AAA
Joe Biden.
No.
Dean Cain holding a severed Joe Biden. Yeah.
Kevin So. Yeah. And his...
Alright. Well, should we move from Jack Black
to flap jacks? Let's do it.
Police arrest suspect Matthew pancake.
Accused of breaking into West's Columbus pet store.
4 hamster found in his pants.
No it's
comment somebody else I picked this 1. Okay.
You can do this sort if you want.
You know, okay. I I found
his friend commented on this and said... Alright.
I got Had class and said that's legitimately
his birth name is Matthew Pancake. Oh,
Columbus police arrested the suspect who they believe
broken to several businesses on the city's west
side, including a Pets store where several animals
were released. Officers with the Columbus division of
police were called to rooster near Hill just
after 3AM, police were notified of a burglar
alarm going off.
Rooster.
Sounds more like a gay night club Hannah.
Officers discovered that the restaurant was broken into.
Detectives obtained. I think that's rooster is a
restaurant. I don't know. The heck has obtained
video evidence showing a man with long hair
wearing leopard print pajamas
inside the restaurant. It is unclear whether anything
was taken from the restaurant. So he's just
run around in there.
Rooster in a leopard pain... I was trying
a good joke about a giant cat and
rooster house or I been fine... I just
couldn't get anything.
Buttermilk. About a honda middle name is buttermilk.
I'm sorry. Okay. Well.
Matthew Buttermilk pancake.
Listen.
About hundred yards away. Officers found that the
pet land store was also broken into, and
several animals were seen running around in the
parking lot. Police recovered 2 dogs
multiple birds a hamster, and at these 2
bunnies. I like the fleece is jumping and
catching birds out of this sky.
Perfect. They also like that they lost count
after. 2 bunnies. Yeah. I'm many... How many
buddies were there? At least 2. It at
least 2 them. I don't know. Yeah It...
That's all you need. Just make more. Yeah.
Yeah. 2, just at least get 2 of
each and.
Yeah. I was wondering if that that they
they, like go to the pedal store because
was running out with... Nate Call. I at
end of Pee Yeah. I could adventure I...
Columbus police sergeant, Joe Albert said officers were
still searching for a couple of bunnies and
birds and a fe.
I was hoping that police sergeant name would
be Joe Hamburger.
Something
Yeah. Yeah. And they're they're trying to track
down missing birds. They're gone. Those are... If
you don't catch those right away. You're not
fine this. Again. The fair it was the
missing link.
Sausage link. Get it. To the pancake. That's
a big stretch. Fine
Go
to.
Fair. Put mack pancake.
No. But you said these the fe was
the missing link. Right? And then we're were
supposed to associate
that the man's last name was Pancake.
Far it as locked. I just think
Used some breakfast terminology
around this... It's funny. I laughed before I
understood the joke, and I I thought that
I just disappointed by taken.
So anyway,
am,
What where was I? This is the suspect...
Wait, the ferry. Yeah. I don't fair it.
The suspect who police identified as Matthew Pancake.
We we've established was found sleeping near the
big lots on Robert's Road at 04:47AM.
Officers arrested him and discovered there were 4
hamster in his pants.
Yeah they funny 1 at time. We got
1 hamster.
Got another 1.
I'm shocked to like that they found only
hamster because Clearly, this guy had a ton
of drugs in his pants. He had other
animals that escape by then for sure and
they're really
high on fentanyl. And were they in his
pockets are like, in his pants. Like actually
his pants.
I feel like Matthew pancake is some alias
invented by Richard Gear.
Just to get... To get small rodents into
his pants.
It's
Poor richard Gear. He's never gonna live that
down... Right. I heard... I ordered heard Sylvester
Stall made up that rumor. Oh they? Yeah.
I, just didn't like them him, so He
I made up that.
He was taken to a hospital, mister Pancake
to be treated for his injuries. He is
charged with breaking and entering and van.
So I get, yeah. Then they nick
is because of jokes? Oh, no. I was
just... I was just thinking of, like, bat
he was charged with battery.
Oh, battery. There you go. Battery.
Yeah. It'll have, like, an Iv rip full
of ra syrup. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. That's
actually what the doctors used to close his
wounds.
From all the hamster bites. They just plastered
over it with some syrup, missus Butter worth.
And the 2 bunnies were hash browns
Because that's another thing that's next to pancakes.
And where you got? How do you not
get the... Where you got heard the worst
with his butt or...
Anything else? Do we get them all? You
did it. Alright.
Matthew pancake woke...
You think it was a serial,
deep
serial.
Is is a robert serial. Serial. I'm must
set it the lift.
He was charged with crossing international borders because
it was at an ihop hop.
So...
I thought I would... Yes. We got it
out. Yeah. We have. That's there's no more.
There's no more funny left in this. Alright.
Matthew Pancake won't be the only mythical creature
we talk about today.
In our next story.
Terrified teen spot big foot with glowing eyes
in Louisiana forest,
called 911 for rescue.
Sweet came a group of terrified teenagers,
called police in a panic after they claimed
they ran into a grow big foot light
creature
with glowing red eyes.
Officials said, the recent high school graduates from
Hu in Southern Louisiana were camping in Ka
national Forest when they reported the chilling encounter
according to the nut does anyone know that
word? Not to Not to Parish. Not I'm
sure there's some, like, proper pronunciation for that.
Not to parish sheriff's office.
Around 09:20PM on June 28, the 1 member
of the group,
who were all 17 and 18 years old,
called 911 after they reportedly heard a grow
and saw... Appeared to be an animal that
had glowing eyes and stood about 5 foot
tall. The sheriff's officer said, what big foot
is 5 foot tall,
They encountered a short king in the forest.
Yeah. They the Kevin hard a big foot.
It's like, who goes?
Who goes, Oh, it was a big foot.
But like, you could... How could a group
of 18 year old not fight off a
5 foot tall big foot. Well, 1 of
the 1 of the teenagers, the 1 who,
the 1 with the glasses.
So she she was... She said gen and
tried to pull its head off to see
who it wasn't
underneath the mask.
And imagine engine Teenagers don't really understand tough
feet and measurements. Right? So they're just estimate.
Dad, bro. That's like 05:10 foot tall and
no cap. Oh,
hold on. But maybe it was 5 big
feet tall. Oh.
5 your foot
foot as 5 big... Feet tall, which is,
like, 8 regular feet. So it's pretty good.
It's pretty scary.
And it's like... That's like dog ears. Yeah
big foot feet. Big feet it's measured in
his own feet.
Yeah.
Deputy. Deputies responded to the scene and walk
to the campsite vigilant for any mythological creatures.
They fall the sound of the kids whistles
to the campsite and found the teams frightened
but unharmed. They were safely escort it out
of the forest by the deputies after being
chased through a hallway
in a za way.
Despite a thorough investigation, deputies were unable to
locate and he's suspicious activity involving a grow
beast with glowing eyes standing 5 feet tall.
They... There this says the sheriff's then congratulate
the teams on their graduation and wish them
good luck in their futures. It opt into
their mystery machine and drove wake.
Yeah. Good luck. Don't go into forest again.
But, yeah. It's so weird that they would...
First call 9 over this creature. Mh.
And then... Even after the cops check around
for it, they they still wanna be rescued
and. I feel like I just feel like
oh, I guess it was something else or.
We're still gonna camp and hope to see
it again. I would love to see a
big foot. And I bet 1 had an
8 cab t shirt on.
Oh, yeah. Probably.
What kind of Karen goes the cops on
meetings?
Yeah. The he's I underneath the teams call
the They're, like, go a big foot after
It's like, well, I guess you shouldn't have
def funded us click.
Clint.
Goodbye little lives.
Also... That's where big foot lives. That's... I
mean, listen
That's kinda says it was Louisiana. Isn't it
in Louisiana. It's a sku cape. Oh, they
call different things. They call it in different
things like it's
or northwest. And there's Sas Probably been eating
yeti years. They've already been... I thought it
was pronounced.
Oh, maybe it is. Late from nacho. So
nacho
the Yeah. In Louisiana, it probably
exist it's well known and people have been
eating it for years. They just, like, they
have a tons occasion delicacy. Yeah. They they
boil it in in broth. Since I want
big foot to be real. I don't necessarily
believe in, but that's 1 of those ones.
I I really hope Big foot is real.
Yeah. He he must not be violent. I
know. He's... His peaceful creature. He just watches
kids like I do at the Tram park
in the water
lifeline line.
He's just standing there watching kids camp. Yeah.
He's he likes these are people walking. Yeah.
He likes to move in with una assuming
families.
Like Are in the Henderson. Right? I had
to explain the joke for the children.
Well, a lot of people try to seek
big foot. What about seek Republicans.
Secret Republican har meat Dillon,
har meat,
who lead prayer at Rn c clap back
at trolls, which I think, you know, that's
the the headline is. About her clapping back,
but without as fascinating here. I'm gonna get
this in to Trevor because this is a
story you pick. Okay. Prominent secret Republican Harm
Dillon took to the stage Monday to close
the first night of the Republican National convention
in prayer. Dillon, a religious liberty lawyer and
20 20 Trump campaign legal adviser, Golden milwaukee
audience.
I come from a family of seek immigrants.
I am honored to share with you my
fellow Republicans and guest tonight, a prayer from
my faith tradition, Golden practiced by over 25000000
worldwide. After pulling putting on a veil, Dylan
saying the artists in K
language. In the Punjabi language. In English, the
prairie reads, this body and soul are yours.
You are our mother and father, we are
your children and your grace, and through your
Ben evelyn, we experience peace and happiness. Dylan
then thanked God, whom she addressed as
For the religious liberty enjoyed in America and
for saving Donald Trump from an attempted
assassination saying, we thank you dear God for
protecting his life.
Well, h.
Kangaroo.
Yeah. That's a delicious steak. It's False Scott,
but it's a delicious thing.
That's the 1, you know, where you... They
give it beer and they massage it and
yeah you play a nice music for it.
I think it's fine if somebody coming pray
that I was confused when when they when
I turned it on because I didn't know
it was happening. I thought a republican was
just making in fun of all the nonsense
By and says like.
I thought was just saying words that Biden
has said before. It's out of the Yeah.
Well. That's the name of the little baby
Yoda guy. Right? That's the...
You know what I I also don't have
a... Problem with this. I Well, I do,
but only kind of because the Republican National
committee is not a problem a Christian
organization. It's just a political group. Mh.
And we have much bigger thing, like can
we, like, save the country first and then
focus on them, like, saving the party. That
there's much bigger thing about but everybody was
all. There's this 1 guy.
I was it Twitter can conservative couldn't
Twitter criticism from conservative Christians.
There's a guy that is absolutely unacceptable,
named guy named busy, e his, Be busy.
Yeah. He said, I have nothing but respect
for Harm meat Dillon, but fire whoever invited
her to pray to a foreign God. There
there's is only 1 true God, we pray
to and his name is not whatever she
said.
His name is Y, and his only beg
gotten son is Jesus Christ.
And Dylan views herself as an ally of
all religious people in the United States believe
seeks, pray to the same God as the
Jews and Christians.
And Like, I don't wanna participate in prayers
of other religions Right. I wanna be there.
I'm like, I, you know, it's a... I
don't know that it's necessary. Don't wanna like,
limit your title party to 1 of these?
I I wonder how they brought her up.
Like, we're gonna wrap... Like, we're gonna rail
against
Policies in a moment. First,
in Indian sick women praying in zombie to.
Heart. Didn't job to a foreign god Kangaroo.
She said it's the same God as Jews
and Christians, but he's also... They always say
that. All the all the fake religions always
it here. They always go oh, it's the
same 1. You guys tack it on on
costume moon. Everyone knows which 1 is real,
so they gotta attack Jesus on theirs. They
gotta find a connection to them. Say means
no worries.
For the rest of your days.
That's what I saying when I hear
You put that. Okay.
I mean, that's... What were you I shouldn't
have done that? You know how how kyle?
I made fun of someone's someone's religion. Oh,
yeah. Yeah. I don't know if I should
do that or not. I'm willing to make
fun of your. Relief. I only make fun
of false ones.
You know, which be... That's right.
Yeah.
Presbyterian,
yeah.
Orthodox Catholic, Okay. No. All I'm saying is
it's a funny sounding name and there's a
lot of funny sounding words in the Bible
and I would... I laugh about those. Yeah.
Like Joseph. I think that was pretty funny.
Right. See? She this Me do a joke.
She read the the.
Transition. I'm I'm still not sure what
Is, but maybe it has something do with
this next story.
Hip bottom this can become airborne for substantial
periods of time, researchers discover.
So it's a let down after this because
this sounds like hip hypothesis is when you're
not looking thin fly. Can levi.
Called levi rehabilitation Homes. Like the toys and
toy story. You're not watching the secret this
secret life of Hip.
Oh my god. It's Hip can become airborne
for substantial periods of time according to new
research into the mammals from the University of
Hp lovecraft Just kidding.
Researchers conclude that this after seeing a plane
take off with your mom on board. Oh,
snap. Oh, that was Johnny.
Yeah.
Research by the royal veterinary Clinic College wow
the sons are very prestigious.
Royal that's
Found that the animals can be up in
the air for up to. I'll get this,
listen closely,
0.3 seconds at a time when moving past.
Substantially. So it's that when they're running, they
kind become briefly. Yeah. Like all feet are
off the ground. So in animation, 1 thing
you learn when you learn how to animate
is a walk in a walk. There's always
something touching the ground in a run. There's
always at least 1 frame where both feet
off the ground. That's a run. So apparently,
a hip during its t, there's actually a
moment where
their t are a airborne. So it's not
power walking. It's doing the power.
Okay. Mh. Wow. Well, that's... I guess that's
good news for some some of us that
0.3 seconds is a substantial period of time.
Yeah. I can be everyone for substantial period.
That that is true purging.
The craziest part about the Hip being airborne
it's during that 0.3 seconds. They're like, higher
than, like, a slam dunking and Nba back.
Oh, yes. So that's crazy because you can't
through that they can jump really super high.
Yeah. They jump but they also fall faster
than than terminal velocity. Right. So and it
doesn't make a sound. Yeah. It's just silent.
The findings found that unlike other land animals
such as elephants horses and Rhino those hip
was exclusively t when moving. They're big on
the t.
Pushing the limits of what giant land animals
can do. Army so Oh, you makes it
sound like, oh, really pushing the limits of
what more of the obese wildlife can do
their t as they try.
So all these other animals elephants horses, rhino,
they can't. They don't ever gets from. Maybe
they need the ground never leave the ground.
Maybe Yeah. Again. Because I've heard that about
horses for as fast as they move I
is it... Horse is definitely... I mean, they
run. They can run, but do there... I
know they don't They. I know they can
jump, but when a horse runs are its
feet always touching me around or can... I
no No. So it's saying that Hip exclusively
t. Oh. So elephants can't t it at
all. Horses can, but they don't always. Oh,
okay. And and Rhino
What on possum they t? I see. Fox
t. Fox t. Possum t. That's a plug
for the movie in. That movie, Sound of
freedom.
Haley Wire. Go see it. Alright.
Doing my job.
Is part of the research it monitored video
footage shaking 2 hip moving around their pad
at Flaming Land resort in Yorkshire.
In their natural habitat
at a resort in Yorkshire.
Hello scientist watching
stream slow motion video
a t hip and, like, taking all these
notes as every ripple of its fabulous
It's the 12000 frames a second. In Yorkshire
is that in the Uk? Is that they
that pudding? It must be because... Yeah. Because
it said Flaming. I assumed that it was
in Florida flaming Ming. I also feel like
only in the England would they call the
Hip at the zoo of resort, Like,
Oh those... Are you keeping those hip at
a cage? No. They're at Flaming
resort.
They really like it. They're not trying to
jump with their fat legs to get out.
Yeah. They just learned to jump in the
trying to us... Escape the Mig land Resort
in Yorkshire.
Anyway, there's not much there else to say
there for it. It's just they're really excited
that Hip is in the air for 0.3
seconds when it walks. So... Yes. But I
just the, you know, Airborne Hip. It... So
it's the thing that exists.
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from they call me Tate tat salad.
When asked what 4 people I would have
dinner with, Ethan and Adam would fill the
first 2 spots without a doubt. So that
makes me sad a little bit. Why.
I would be excited I'm honored. I'd be
excited to see what 2 other people we'd
get to have Do. Be you and I...
Why they say 4 and let us not
let us know with other electricity be. As...
As somebody who has had dinner with 4
people including Ethan and Adam. Mh.
Not great. Not worth it. Yeah. We just
started our laptop working a notes all time.
Yeah.
But I, I'm curious, if you take tate
Tat salad. You. If you have a follow
up, I'm curious in addition to Ethan and
I.
What 2 other people would you pick? Yeah.
Like, who else? Who's gonna be there? Kid
rock
and Jesus.
This is... I... This is not a story
we're covering, but it was on Tmz recently.
I think Ariana Grande was asked this question.
Who would you have dinner with if you
could have dinner with any celebrity insurance she
said Jeffrey Dah. Wow.
It's a weird answer isn't it. I be
a weird dinner. It might have yeah. I
think it might have been more to do
with what... He they were eating? I I
don't know that she wants to have people
for dinner, but it's
I I think she wanted to the mind
of a serial killing. And what's What's it
like, in your mind and stuff? Yeah. Yeah.
Hey are Grande?
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But it's not about that. Normal.
Okay. So
these are just some headlines that come up
from the mainstream steam media.
And it's as if they didn't want to
say
assassination attempt. Right? Is that, like, what we're
getting there. They they don't
seen as a victim or, like... Yes. Yeah.
And they also what they do wanna say
is shooting at Trump Rally. Right? They wanna
say... Yeah. I wanna bump it in with
a shooting. Like yes. Another that there was...
See with him and his events. Yes. And
this is another shooting rather than
something historic, which not since Reagan. Right? Have
we had an event... Something where someone try
to kill it...
Political figure in the United States.
And they didn't wanna put them in group
them up with, like, Lincoln and Reagan in
all these guys. So they're really trying to
tip toe around it.
He he he r the crowd up so
ex so much that with his violent rhetoric
that somebody shot up and they're was exactly
trump in the voluntary.
Let's just go through these. We'll just go
right through them this power through all. Mean,
we can talk about them whenever we want
to with... So first got the Sunday Denver
post.
Gunman dies an attack and then Trump is
pumping is fist there.
So no no indication that out the trump.
That makes it that headlight of that picture
makes it look like. Trump shot a gunman
at. Kinda looks better. Right. Looks like gun
yeah. Like he Trump killed gunman. Yeah. But
his fist.
He punched him to death. Yeah. The blood
on his face. Is splendor. Yeah. It's not
my blood gun not my blood. Yeah.
Alright This 1 from Msnbc.
The secret service says, Donald Trump is safe
after popping sounds heard at a rally.
Somebody with bubble wrap. They're like, yeah. I
stepped on some Amazon packages. Donald Trump is
safe after those popping
sounds. Here's News week. Mag responds with outrage
after Donald Trump injured at Pennsylvania. That's I
can't believe his followers are angry that sort
of just tried to kill him... Front of
them and killed someone else in the crowd.
Or a bunch of...
Stories they're so insane that they would frame
it that way. Like a guy in the
crowd they're criticizing is dead saying he was
outraged. He's part of the outrage. That's something
thing... I mean, you know, we joke about
a little too because in the aftermath it's,
like, at least Trump was okay, But it
is tragic like someone was killed and other
people were injured, and they they tried to
frame it according to their their weird agenda.
And just saying strange. This 1 from Cbs
news isn't actually that bad because it was
right after it happened, and it wasn't confirmed
that there was actually a shooting. But... Yeah.
Mh. Donald Trump has been rushed away by
secret service after after possible shots were fired
at Rally in Butler Pennsylvania. K? It's not
bad and let's see ruling stone had to
say,
Trump rushed off stage after loud bangs at
Pennsylvania alley.
Mh. It's not horrible. If the the... Okay.
Well, where this 1 is in the photo.
He's got blood on them him. Yes. Yeah.
That was what was were to me. When
I first saw the report starting running in.
Yeah. You know, they were like, he was...
He duck, like, he was tape... Like, secret
service, like, rushed him downing. And he was
rushed off state. You could clearly see blood
and nobody was mentioning that right away. There
they were just trying to just some loud
something of bangs.
Somebody with bangs that were Neon. Trump Trump
possibly razor blades himself like a Wwe fighter
at rally and butler pennsylvania, you know,
Indy stars has Trump removed from stage by
secret service after loud noises Star former president,
crowd. Yeah. It sounds like he's a deer
that got, like spooked. Yeah. They're all. The
babies getting scared a loud of noises. Yeah.
Exactly. And the crowd was scared too. They're
all scared. Somebody.
Put took a jack in the box. And
the photos just a trump's smiling. Yeah.
They can get a picture of the manhattan.
A jack in the... Somebody turned a jack
in the box next to Trump. Popped out
and he went and they all. The crowd
ran away. Right.
There's associated press breaking Donald Trump has been
escorted off the stage by secretly service during
a rally after loud noises ring out in
the crowd. And once again, there's loud noises
ring was was a bell. And it was
bleeding from the ear, But they were very
loud noises. This is ear the. Hurt his
ear. Well, the poor guys. Support ear. It
needs to get some ear protection. Oh, there
we go. Fox 13 Memphis.
Secret service Rush is Trump off stage. After
he falls at rally.
That sounds like something that would happen at
a Biden rally where that can all that
rally. Yeah. And they didn't even rush him
off the stage. They guys out. They let
him get the most iconic picture of more
time first. Right?
Yeah I guess see...
No. I was just... The the... The headline
wasn't even this honest when he fell off
his bike.
Yeah. Biden falls gun. You don't get this
honest with the headline.
Next 1 is, from Nbc news. Secret service
Russia's Trump off stage after popping noises heard
at Rally head of the Rn c.
Thank you, guys.
Right
What if my ear erupted in blood when
you do that?
Then I think that we would have a
config conspiracy theory they would sort staged at
all.
Trump removed from stage by secret service after
loud noises, start from president crowds So at
the same 1 again. Yeah. It's so weird
to that he was startled by who wouldn't
be startled by... Gun guard gunshots and feeling
a bullet hit them. That's... Yeah. It's some...
You... The weird thing is you could put
this headline in any shooting. Yes. A weird
thing to say about shooting
people start freaking out of weird popping noises.
Yeah. The Walmart. Yeah. Loud noises is just
dishonest,
necessarily. It would say suspected.
Gun gunshots and possible gunshots, but loud noises
could be anything. And the photo was, like,
trying to make him look like he suspended
he's angry faces fist in the air and
everything. And they're yeah pulling him back. Trump
is escaped scored away idea that he just
got shot and you're, like, right by the
head. It makes it look like he was
upset at some loud music. Exactly we're playing
he's shaking his.
There's loud noises.
Washington post, Trump escorted away after loud noises
at Pennsylvania rally again,
cnn politics, secret service Russia's Trump off stage
after he falls at rally. Is that 1
again?
They pass these around. Oh, yeah. Oh, And
then here's a fun 1.
Forbes. Will surviving Gun gunfire Donald Trump's next
appeal to black voters.
We got, like, feature at a 50 cent
concert. So I guess
potential. That's right.
I like the... I say the author's name
here on that. 1 of the forbes article.
It says, we'll surviving got fire Donald next
to peel the black voters by Sean Harper.
And then his credentials are I diversity equity
and inclusion expert.
I didn't have to delete this. Yeah to
delay it. They sure did.
I want might wanna go back to D
call it J relay.
So anyway, it's just fascinating to see, like,
what would this whole event have been like,
without x to, like, e
Yeah. Getting the... All the means, especially, the
memes are very helpful. Yeah. But getting all
the, kind of the real play by play
and everything.
Yeah. I I just love seeing the media
held accountable like this because I only saw
these because of people posting I'm like, Yeah.
The the media... The American Media hates you.
Oh and thinks were an idiot. They do.
Oh, yeah. Within seconds, people on Tiktok were
shelly selling
hats and shirts that had that picture from,
like, mist
you. IIII love the memes have been fantastic.
I saw 1 where it was like, it
it...
It was AAA
gift of mankind from, oh, yeah. From the
Hell in the cell matches is, like, Trump
after he got shot and he, like, after
he'd been all beat up. He turns around
runs back in after even thrown off the
side. Yeah. That was that was great. I've
seen a bunch of these that are so
good. But there's also a lot of conspiracy
theories that I'm learning about. Yeah. So you
kinda transition Made saying what we're just gonna
kinda talk about.
What was just weak like you still think
everybody's talking. It's been a crazy week. I
don't know for me, I I saw this...
I was playing
old nintendo games with my daughter. Many Man
mentioned mansion when it favorites. Okay. Yeah. And
then all of a sudden,
a daily wire thing popped up my phone,
it said Trump appears to be shot at
Rally. Which pretty accurate. As I just like,
as soon as they get the news out,
that's pretty accurate then... But I went like...
Because I just saw the word. So I
thought did... And Trump just get shot Yeah.
Dead. Yeah. That's... And I thought
civil war is happening. Like, where... This is,
like, holy. I just got scared from my
family of my life. Yeah. Right. And the...
And then I looked and saw that, you
know, he was then then know you're wondering
do you see him pumping the fist and
doing all that. And in my mind, I
was gonna, like,
like, if I put myself in trump's position.
He knows all he's been gunshot went off.
He knows he's got blood on him. He
doesn't know if he's gonna die. Like, we
all know Reagan. Yeah. He got shot. He
don't know the severity of your injuries. Right
you don't know if you guys gotta have
got shot somewhere, you don't feel it yet.
So I assume to me, You seizing that
moment and going. If I died and I
want people to fight and Mh. Yeah whatever.
Like, It didn't take long before people were
like, oh, his violence... He said fight there.
Fight. He's encouraging violence. Yeah. Like, what? Like
The I actually...
So when I saw the that he had
a chunk taken out of his ear. Mh.
I think the best conspiracy theory is that
the the gunshots were fake. And he duck
down and Mike Tyson Bit his here in
the top xerox. I thought the bullets were
a little su tony Tyson yeah mike Tyson
was shot out riding out a bullet.
What are you guys? What are your initial
response when you're, like,
I was I was hoping that he okay
because, Yeah. Somebody said that... I I heard
them.
My girlfriend sent me a text that said,
like, O g, and it was just 1
of the links. And it was 1 of
the ones those kind of vague. It was
like, popping sounds heard and, you know, blood
on the ear. And then when I watched
it, I was like, he's bleeding. He was
obviously Shot. Like, something something happened.
But, you know, I was...
I was
optimistic because he looked okay. That he was
able. And even when they rushed him to
the vehicle after he kinda pumped his fist,
He was he was seemed... To... It was
hard to tell whether they were pushing him
or whether he was, like, moving himself. He
down there. And and you know, it was
just
And then I just kept watching, you know,
they'd replayed over and over. It surprised me
how long it took them not just initially
to put out these, like, stupid headlines.
But it became very clear what was happening
That's right a shot at. Right? It seems
like that could have been confirmed in seconds.
And you look at how all these...
All these news agencies,
you know, like, I compare it, like, the
Jesse sm thing when it was complete bs
s, and they all rushed to say. Yeah.
He was definitely attacked by magna people. And
then, you know, here you have something where
it's obvious. It's on camera. It... Like, we're
seeing it happen live on television Mh. And
they try to be, like, oh, we're waiting
for the facts to come in. Right? We
we're not sure what's going on as It's
out of every time, like a... Clear, like,
a muslim terrace thing happens. Yeah. If it
they don't want that narrative, they will fight
new tail. You... And they'll use words like,
like, shooter and a extremist. They never say
that it was, you know, radical, Muslim extremist.
But then if someone happens to be white
or Christian or male. It's always like. Christian
guided this and his bad and he's their
worst. Oh, they were real quick to announce
that the shooter was a Republican. Yes. Gabe.
There's a... He's just up there and he's
aiming that rifle he's like. This mega country
and shot him. Yeah. There were there were
gun gunfire of, like, he was shooting his
gun up and in his celebrations or something.
I guess I... I don't know. Yeah.
Well, you guys, I feel bad for the
the ladies the lady secret Service. They're they're
facing heavy criticism. Oh yes.
Well deserved. The lady. Chris criticized a lady
specifically aside. I think the secret service, they're
all being reviewed. Yeah. And Chris I it's
atrocious. Though it... That there was... You know,
now all the video coming out of people
in the crowd pointing to the for. That's
great. Minutes, it's possibly a half hour beforehand,
Yeah. And even when the angle when you
see this sniper nest behind Trump, the guy
that got him, It looks like they see
something on the roof. Before any of the
shots? Yeah. How do they not have, like,
before any of the shooting starts, If they
think there's a guy up there? How do
you not have radio contact with secret service
say, hey. Get Trump off the stage locked
down the crowd until we, like, neutralize this.
Right? Yeah. Well, I've heard reports that that
is true... That is what happened.
But They're just on Twitter. They're from people
that, I... I... Is this from Queues? Yeah.
There's a guy. Okay. It's queuing on. Okay.
I just gonna, he wrote a poem and
this is what it meant. Yeah. Exactly. Was
a hi crew. No. Was a hi crew
and he predicted this 4 years ago. I...
I've seen some some
some guys on x. Who
talked to sources, and I've... They they've reported
news before accurately, but I don't know how
true this stuff is, but some of the,
like, But let's say here. We don't care
for it. Some of the... Right. Well, I'm
not... Yeah. So some of like some of
the like, the with gun Youtuber, Youtubers we'll
talk to secret service guys. They were saying
that that that that is exactly what happened
that they had these reports, and they were
forbidden from doing anything. They get the sniper
on the roof. They're saying that he...
Had been asking for 20 minutes for permission
to fire at this guy and was denied
permission even after 8 shots were fired, And
so when he actually did take the shot,
he was fired.
Hundred percent factual. Yeah.
Who knows this?
Don't... Not only that, But also they head
to the the secret service apparently got promoted
after this.
Yeah. You got a huge cake.
I didn't think real an the award. Well,
and then the the secret serves to make
go of the strange excuses is, like the
roof was too slope.
And then they said they had people in
the building, but not on the bill. If
you even know that that building is there
within,
a direct eye of the president's stage, Even
if you... It doesn't make sense Say it
was too slope. But even it is, why
don't you have a perimeter or, you know,
someone there guarding the... The building to make
sure nobody gets up. It makes no sense.
They said a cop peaked up, then he
saw the guy with the gun. Who was
like, oh, okay. And went back down. No.
No. You can shoot the prison. It's like,
okay. Alright. Yeah. I'm not to make all
that. Apparently, he had an Ie d in
his car. Oh, really? Bought a 5 foot
ladder to toss in his. And his prius.
And then
carried it. Oh, but he didn't carry it
because there was a 20 foot ladder there,
which isn't the ladder that he's supposed. What
kind of car did he have? I heard
it was a sonata. Oh, okay.
Looking him the 1 like Sonata. Know what
you did.
Yes.
Yeah. I don't know. I mean there's a
million things. It's very crazy. Yeah. Speculate on,
but... The well, the other thing I was
gonna say about the conspiracy theories, you know,
I've I've heard people say,
you know, it was it was an inside
job or with staged or they let it
happen all this stuff.
Because it's a bizarre, you know, I I
get that people want that stuff investigated.
To think about it being staged that I
think is hard.
I think it's...
I think in in terms of, like, Ai
and, like deep fakes.
I think it's getting harder to tell when,
like, a video that takes place in private
of someone is is fake or real or
not. An event like this, I think is
getting harder and harder to... Stage because everyone
has cameras and because there's everything you Google
every text you send every call you make.
I I think it's actually becoming harder to
stage something on this level.
So you mean, like, it was totally fake.
Like... Like, if if they orchestrated it, you
know, or something... Yeah. That I believe Like
that But but... Okay. Like, I think the
balloon is real. But back there... Go blue.
Not everyone... Like, not everyone had access to
video cameras, like, could they have fake the
moon landing without anyone knowing it? I think
it's much harder nowadays when everybody has a
technology trail. Everyone's video taping everything.
I think it's part of a stage something,
you know, artificial. Presented a big public event
like that. Yeah. I really believe if they
staged it
if they had really planned this. They would've
have put a music a number? Yeah. I
way more dramatic.
Yeah. I in a slow motion or he
would matrix the. I mean something.
Can't hit me. Yes.
And and then also just the weirdness of,
like, why would they pick a guy who's
never... Clearly has no, like no military pass.
He's never killed anybody that we know of.
Right.
Why are they picking this guy as is
their guy that's gonna be their dead crack
shots. Shooting Trump's ear tip off. And why
would they kill a guy in the audience?
And also a a registry republican and that's
a weird thing to, like, help your party
out, Like, why they pick that? No.
And then, I I, also was coming out
today that the secret service said they... There's,
like, a credible...
Assassination plot by Iran that they've been, like,
keeping track of so they beef up security.
I think, why... There's been no... They they
said on 1 hand. That they were increasing
security because they got word of this plan,
but then also that the security completely collapsed
at this rally.
Well, in response to that, by the way,
they're giving Iran another couple billion dollars. Just
it here. Just to be safe. Yeah.
Well, I mean, there's so much we could
say. I feel like we could take a
break and not talk about this tri bit.
I we'll do some much trivia with Trevor.
So therefore, it's called T. That's right.
This is a little bit Adhd. It's gonna
be all over the place. So get ready.
I will be,
asking some questions, keeping score you guys can
answer. So we'll start with the first question.
Who is worse?
Ketchup on the hotdog guy or guy who
gets upset at another man for what he
puts on a hotdog dog.
It feels like an opinion but is there
a real answer to this? I feel it's
this guy who gets upset another man because
I don't think there's anything wrong with Ketchup
up on a hotdog.
It's on my favorite, but I don't have
a problem with anyone who does. Yeah. I'm
I'm I think second guy. I think second
guy is much worse. Yeah.
Well, you're both wrong,
they're both going to hell. So it doesn't
matter anyway. So a little bit of... That's
how this game is gonna go. So get
ready, bucket makes through us. And this is
just your opinion. Yeah. So I got... That's
the only 1 that's my Okay. You think...
You have a problem I don't on a.
No. You guys are absolutely right.
There... I put catch up on my hot
dogs. I I think it's changed the answer
to or for. No Yet. Yes. But you're
still going to be wrong so that I
win the point.
Say. I... Again guy get it.
Catch
by children's condiment.
The the voting is rigged. Okay. So... Alright.
This next 1. What does the La times
blame for skyrocketing
Std and women in this news article? Is
this multiple choice? Mh. Prom,
racism,
misogyny,
or climate change.
I'm guessing climate change. I'm gonna think I
saw this. I may... I'm gonna get misogyny.
K. Okay. The correct answer is racism
Whoa.
Dang it. Don't ask for an explanation. I
read the entire article, it doesn't make sense
at all. Cool. Alright. A little bit of
Rotten tomatoes game here.
I wish Was 1 specific celebrity, like Russell
brand.
For the thing that... Funds tomatoes game? Yeah.
I told you it was 80 h for
the Std? Oh, yeah. Yeah. 1 what do
what do they blame for Std and women,
Russell Brand. You guessed it frank's alone. Yeah.
No. He's a christian.
Oh,
Alright. So what is the rotten tomatoes score
for the 19 92 classic film? 3 ninja.
Closest answer wins. I will also,
accept close answer to the audience score. Is.
This is the audience score. Right now not
at the credit score? It either 1, 0,
whichever 1 you can get close to... Well,
look, let's... We're shooting for credit score? Okay.
This if you accidentally get close to the
the audience score, I can give you a
house point. I'm gonna go 72 percent.
But I wanna take a chance and go
low because I think it was not loved
by critics. I wanna say 36.
Oh my god. Okay. Well, the correct answer
is 35 percent.
Yes. 35 audience score of 53 per percent.
It should be more... Audience. I think, yeah.
I love. I could make... It was great.
I know almost every line. No. Staying on
track with surf surf engines from 19 93.
What do you guys have on that 1.
Rob Schneider classic film. I I don't even
remember. Can't buy nines. Because that's 1 of
my favorite lines from that movie.
I can't even find that.
I don't, that this doesn't even sound familiar
to me. It had ernie race junior. He
played oh, that... It's from side kicks. Also
ernie race. We just said through... Like, 4
words in a row that. Don't. He wasn't
inside.
Really the Tv show. Oh, yeah. Side kicks.
Yeah. The Tv show... Don't know what that
is, and I don't know who that name
it. You're 2 young,
I'm 40 sw.
Okay. So he was in ninja turtles too.
Oh, yeah. Yeah Yeah. He's a kid. Ken
or Cad or whatever? Yeah. Kate Pizza boy.
He play... Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. So he
was... In... And so was... And then his
dad was in it too. Yeah. It was
were guessing the Rotten tomato score. Right for...
For 90
like 18.
I will guess. Leslie Nielsen is a bad
guy. Oh,
99.
They defeated him... They defeated him by making
his robotic hand, grab his balls really hard.
I need to find this movie. I miss
it.
Alright. I gonna it go for
48 percent.
What was yours? 19? Okay. Well, scores is
was on 3.
That's pretty.
Another point for Ethan the audience score of
course is 68.
Hopefully, if we go back in a tape.
I did say 19 to something like you...
I remember it. Yeah.
Okay. I heard you talk about follow that
bird a couple of times from 19 85,
let's see what what you think the the
credit score is for
This classic film 72. I'm going back to
that.
I'm still thinking it's like a a lower
1. I'm gonna go with, like, 61.
Well,
the correct to answer is
92
percent Wow from the critics. However,
You win an extra point because the audience
score is 72.
Wow. I nailed it. I know god right.
Exactly.
Now I feel weird because I love that
movie and I have with the critics. I
don't like being with the critics.
Alright. For the final 1,
future vice president Jd Vance 20 20 film,
hill hill billy Ella.
Gotcha. Now I have a question. Well, I'll
be here to this afterwards make our guesses.
Has anybody checked if this score has changed
drastically since he was pick. Like, our people
either like likely Just liking it because of
his pick as vice president Well, I That
I can only up the audience sports. Yeah.
The audience... Score Yeah. Yeah. I I don't
know. I don't think any new reviews have
been written of it. I checks today, though.
I will guess
cor 78
percent for that. I think eric hall is
around 50, I'll be 51.
Okay. Well, the correct answer is 25
hated it. Wow, They said. What about the
audience? Oh, they loved it. 82 percent. Yeah.
That's 1 of those ones that famously
was... I feel like I'm thinking audience for
all these. I keep forgetting that we're supposed
to be to. Your matter of people. I
am.
Because the critics score doesn't really matter to
me. I always think like, do people like
it. You.
So sometimes people are dumb, and then they,
like, really bad movies.
Okay. So
for this next 1, is it requires an,
a, video
walk from it. Yes. From the, what it.
The 19 97 Martial Arts, action movie drive,
starring Mark Costco, Cad,
hardest I have to read from your screen
because And Britney Murphy,
alright. I will play this video and I
will pause it, and you can tell me
what happens next.
Yay. Shooting these guy's homeland boxes.
They'll be able to see the video. Wrench.
It's got a wrench.
Not a good guy airbag guy. Oh, chain.
That is Malik.
He is
Obama. Yes. Here's is the comedy that 1
of the daughters and he is the comedy
released in this movie. Could that okay Who
he's?
Comedy We're gonna get
demonetized for this.
Hopefully.
Gonna lose our dollar.
Okay.
What happens
after this. Okay. Does.
Hey. Malik stab the gunman through the chest
with the chainsaw sauce, bring the whole garage
with blood.
B. Malik cuts off the gunman hand causing
the gun to spin through the air and
shoot the gunman to death.
C.
The chainsaw fails to start because it's electric
and not plugged in. Malik is forced to
use it like a sword leading to a
bizarre martial arts battle.
Or D, Malik cuts the gunman legs off
at the knees, forcing the gunman to chase
him around on bloody stump.
I feel like it's b or c. Those
are the 2 that I'm like.
Well, I I've I I wanna say b,
but I I want it to be d.
That's.
I'll go to the... And it's because I'm
a I'm a man of hope.
I feel like it's between B for me.
I'll go with Billy. I'm gonna I gonna
tried b. Okay. B is Malik cuts off
the gunman hand causing the gun to spin
through the air and shoot the gunman to
death, and d is... Mel cuts the gunman
legs off at the knees forcing the gunman
to chase him around on bloody stump.
Okay Here we go for the reveal.
Adam got it.
Amazing.
I'm sorry I've not seen that clip because
I feel like I know those many of
those clips. It's like my thing. I should
know that 1.
I've seen Tiger beat, the chainsaw off fight
tiger. You know, this is a an underrated
action movie from 19 97 if if I
was still
living out here. It would have been my
choice for the, like, I made the video
for the for the Chester. Mh.
Alright. So I didn't keep score because I
have Adhd, so I'm gonna
myself the winner and
condolences to both of you.
Oh, man. Thank you. I love that game.
No. So fun. Clear
I forgot to keep score guys. I'm sorry.
There was numbers and I was like, I'm
not doing. It was really fun to do
that game that didn't matter and then he
news was arbitrarily. What that's exactly what this
podcast is. It doesn't matter. People in the
comments can tally up the scores and say
who won them about.
Yeah. And make it mean something.
It still wouldn't... What would you do with
those points if you won?
Oh, It's I would probably... Alright. I tell.
I'd... You didn't even let me finish. And
those... I was gonna invest them, so they'd
be worth more points later.
Oh.
Okay. Yeah. Save them up. Oh, that's a
good point. Should have bank them.
I would have taken them to ticket calendar
for a spider ring. I would have added
them to my Twitter bio.
Defeated Adam Jens.
My goodness.
Well speaking about their movies, you know, I...
We actually did get to go get a
pre screening of a huge movie coming out,
starring kit Harrington of game of thrones called
the beast within.
Roof. Now you would think that this is
a movie about, like, a werewolf for, like,
a big monster inside of or something like
that, but it's actually about a guy who
just got a really big burrito at Chipotle.
And
He just spent, like, 6 hours on the
on the can
really.
But I remember that? Do you remember that?
Yeah. Who we saw. And then he went
in the woods with his glowing eyes and
scared a bunch of teenagers threes.
Because of the beef because the burrito here
kinda doubled over and crawling. And they were
like, oh, there's a 5 foot creature with
growing eyes.
And it's grow, but that was his burrito.
Just.
Shouldn't be in that burrito.
Fuck g. I'm just gonna say it best
Christian muse movie of the decade.
Christian movie that I could. The beast with
it. How's is that Christian?
I don't wanna you're, like, I don't wanna
I don't wanna be it.
The whole time I was watching it yet...
I don't wanna be a conspiracy theorist, but
I think this movie was staged.
Well, especially when he started singing that tails
of there's only time. Yeah.
Is it... Yeah. Is there's So it wasn't
actually a a he's not aware of, but
he he got bit by werewolf with Irritable
Bowel syndrome was what happened is. And right.
Without... It's a similar thing. Mh. Of 10
moon. It's an... No. It's a... It... But
it was pretty inspiring though. It it just...
It was like about how anyone can become
a massive Youtube celebrity who gives everyone thousands
of dollars and build some houses in Africa.
Makes it chunk. Yes. Exactly.
Yes. Mister Luis with Beast inside of. Now
we can put mister Beast in the hashtags
and get into the algorithm better in the
algorithm because we mentioned him. I
So I I thought it was a little
crazy how
the the first thing that turns someone into
a werewolf is if they say the name
Luigi slightly different.
Then
everyone else...
Yeah. So
idiots would you... Were be worried about that.
Like, people in our audience. Yeah.
I'm invited back. I was told not to
make that. No, It'd be great for. But
that joke was funny when I made it
on the Babylon B podcast.
8 months ago.
You think I watched the about
that since the all the good people left.
We're just breaking all the all the things,
all the things I said don't say. Is
it not to talk about. Yeah.
Well, we wanna thank everybody everyone. Thanks Trevor
for coming.
Trevor dad isn't do we do we wanna
thank Trevor.
Yeah.
Trey. Tray t. How do I pronounce it
that? Matt.
Thank, Matt for putting all together the plans?
He spritz the plant gently and He spritz
shine. Yeah. Shine like a natural delicate wipes
each to leaf with a
a cotton clean. Mh. Tissue.
And we have thank I don't think Frank
actually putt jokes in, but thank Frank for
being Frank.
Trevor.
He's here. Thanks sir. Anderson Live. Our contributors
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