Kevin Bacon disguised himself as a regular sucky
not famous person and decided our sucky lives
suck.
Mcdonald's just ren naming the happy meal just...
The meal and I don't really know how
to feel about that. While shoe shopping in
France, Elton and John couldn't make it to
the John.
And the 20 25 project, what is it?
Why is this so important that we don't
need to talk about anything about Biden south
or anything to just about Biden?
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So how's is your week? Let's let's catch
down. Yeah. Let's catch down see our weeks
going. Had a pretty good week. I started
so good this I started learning to play
the dig jury do. He started learning in
Australia. It takes like 5 minutes. Well, why
do you play 1?
I bought 1 in Australia.
The guy showed me how. Yeah. And III
got it down or good at it It
it makes my nose vibrate so much. I
can't handle it. Like, like,
makes... I just different attitude than a minute
ago when you... Go into.
Do Just drive your nose. Hey. Okay vibrate
my. Maybe I'll get good enough of that
it that I won't care that it vibrate
my nose. But I mean, it just goes
and then once III
never heard that part. You heard that? No.
Those are those the
What ahead... I don't think that...
I think you were playing the did, and
then there was some Australian, and then there
was some Australian animals. C. That's a Ko
burger the background.
What, else can you do? There's not notes.
There's lot of here. But they're different tones
and diff sprint, like, I mean, I'm excited
for you to get it in instrument. Butt
this is why I'm doing it. So I
was diagnosed with the sleep apnea last year.
Oh, were you, like, stop breathing in your
sleep. Okay. And so
I I have I have, like, the mask
that used have to wear, and I asked
my sleep doctor. I was look like a
prescription. What? It's it's like it's like a
mask. Like Although the the do is it
prescribed, like, you went to Cbs?
Yes.
I didn't go to Cvs.
But like I was asking my sleep doctor
because there's all these different you can get
like mouth guards, you can get get mask.
And if if you get... Some people get
sleep apnea near from being fat. But obviously,
I'm in great shape. So yeah. So nobody
knows why I have it. But... No.
I asked if there's anything naturally that you
can do to cure sleep apnea. And this
is a real thing. He said, The only
thing that's been proven to cure sleep apnea
is learning to play the dig jury dude.
There's something about the like an average aboriginal
australian and oh. He's just like a regular
Armenian guy. Okay. But it if... There's something
the way it works sponsored by the fund
your and your cheeks or your lips, and
you're. Little weird, like, breathing.
It's and and I was like, a, that
sounds kind of like, h. And I went
home and I looked it up online, and
there's there's serious medical research side it can
And so this was my first week I'm
in a rain stick Next going.
Yeah.
Rain stick and then some fungus. Yeah. And
then I have restless leg syndrome, and the
only cure for that is rain dancing.
I'm kidding.
I don't have that dude.
But no. So so I got this dig
due and there's a program
it actually teaches you how to play it,
like, with focus on
Tires, like, a guy in the street focus
on exercises that that that help like with
with the sleep disorders. Oh, curious. And now
it's really fun the first, like, 2 or
3 days that I've tried it. Mh. I
may get bored and give up on it.
You may ask me, like, 2 months from
now Hey. How's that Did? Not like, I
don't do that. So what do you? But
I may get into it? Do you play
along with, like, your favorite songs? Like, you
do like, did your do to, like, Katy
Perry. Yeah. I play a lot of corn
on this.
I could imagine like kid rock. Like, what
about what their what I don't know if
you know what
around.
It's it's like it's it's where things like
a dr tone, you know that... Oh, yeah.
It's like could do 1 thing. Yeah. It's
like
Like, when you hear, like, a a washing
machine, this be and,
like you think it kinda sounds like a
distant. I metal think it sounds neat.
I don't think it sounds like a washing
machine and acts like a screeching animal. Like...
No. No. You have to add that. That
they add that to make it do something
else because it... It's 1 no. Right? It's
1 note, but you can make vocal toes.
And if you move your few minutes what
do. Then you move your cheeks and if
you vibrate your lips different ways. And know.
It never does that. No. Well Look it
Not 1 look it up.
Well, my week, I have a... I've mentioned
that I have a dog that hacks really
bad
Oh, really?
Slightly started sort started I mentioned. Last, I
gotta get, talked over, but I'm okay. I'm
not upset about it. Got. Go out
Yeah. I have 2 dogs, 1 that I
love and 1 that I can't stand. Brought
that up before. Yeah. And the 1 that
I can't stand is because my...
The kids basically has got to pick it
out. Yeah. Without any
j.
I don't know if that word means. But
any,
you know,
consideration for, like... We will be with this
dog forever. Like, how stupid is it? Yeah.
How great of a dog is it, know?
Was it a puppy? Or did you get
it when it? It was nose was grown
up Okay? It was already too? Was like
you can't change anything about it. Yeah. Yeah.
It's just... I've never liked it. And then
it develop this hacking noise it does, which
apparently is like, not a disease. It's just
like part of its, like,
breed, which it's a mix, But, like, we
met someone else with the dog look like
it else it does it just like,
what that sound? Know what gets rid of
that. If you teach your dog to play
the do. Oh, did Yeah.
This dog is too stupid it can figure
it out and it really, I thought it
was easy and anyone could do. Think gets
nose itch too much.
Sorry.
So
I just love
the
an instrument that basically
It's a... It could be a piece of
plumbing pipe. Like it's... Yeah. You can pretty
much do it with any any any piece
pipe. Yeah.
But no you're you're hacking dog. Anyway, the
hacking dog and...
I just been dealing with it, like, it's
gotten worse lately. Like, it had bet had
it had it for years and years and
it made this hacks out now, but, the
last
few months, it just make it doing it
so much. It's driving everybody everybody crazy. Money
buddy. Everybody crazy and my wife did take
it to the bat and that was like,
there's a medicine
we think it'll help. And feel bad to
put it down. It's not really... It's just
got a hack.
And I'm, like, all ready to go Christie
know him on this dog.
But it's
That medicine is not helping much. No. And
it hangs out, like, right under, like, hide
under the bed and it won't come out.
Be trying to sleep, but it's just under
the bed, like,
matt knows. It Matt watched the dog for
us, and I remember he's.
Is it constantly hacking?
It's probably, like,
it's it's gotten up towards. It's like, 5
or 6 times an hour now. Oh, wow.
It's a lot. And it and it really
is loud, like, you hear. It's loud. It
always ends with, like,
and sometimes, like, barf a little bit. Oh,
it's merely ended with a hack joke.
It doesn't prompted my wife please.
It's too dumb even for good hack jokes.
Yeah?
Well, speaking of hack jokes You wanna it
down the the week's top the... Tough news.
Tom story,
Kevin Bacon Don's elaborate disguise to experience life
as a non famous person
concludes this sucks. Who's that again? Kevin Bacon.
He's the car trimmer. I wanna act like
he's not famous, like to be jerk. The
thing is he isn't he's famous. He's definitely,
like, everybody knows who he is. I don't
know that I would say he's, like, top
level a. Yeah.
Town to get walk around in and Yeah.
I... And a lot of celebrities. I feel
like if their hair is not styled then
just kinda walk around looking like a schwab.
I don't know that. How often they get
recognized.
Kevin Bake recently experienced life as a non
famous person,
donning an elaborate disguise to see what life
would be like if he weren't recognizable to
the public. In an interview with Vanity Fair,
the actor said he soon concluded this sucks.
I'm not complaining, but I have a face
that's pretty recognizable.
Putting my hat and glasses on is only
going to work to a certain extent. Bacon
said. So I went to a special effects
makeup artist had
consultations and asked him to make me a
prosthetic
disguise.
He really like. Is it anything just seriously?
Got it my... I didn't see any pictures
of him in the disguise. He probably wants
to keep his his old. Yeah. Sure. I
don't live there.
He was outfitted with fake teeth a slightly
different nose and glasses,
then went to the, outdoor Los Angeles shopping
mall the grove.
Nobody recognized me Bacon said, but the tide
evidently soon turned. People were kind of pushing
past me not being nice. Nobody said I
love you. I had to wait in line
to, I don't know, buy an effing coffee
or whatever. I was like, this sucks, I
want to go back to being famous.
So he wanted to be able to be
push in front of other people and he...
He was sad that he doesn't realize that
when you normal walk around, people don't just
shout. I love you. At you all. Hi.
And you haven't waited every single day. Yeah.
Like. I hung out with
the fawn at the grove window. Did you
really? Yeah. Like, in a people.
Yeah. That's kinda crazy. Yeah.
I'll save that for another time. Okay. We're
dropping too any names in this. I'm... Alright.
That's what we do here. That it's our
sorry. That's how we talk down to people.
It's Yeah. Talk down. Tell her. But so
not not not about other fields people, but
Like, when I was on the ellen Show
I got recognized once or twice in public.
From from the B podcast or other stuff
they've done, have you ever been recognized Yeah.
Really briefly, like I was a Cigar in
Tennessee. 1 time was guy's like, hey. Watch
you on the Babylon b? Oh, yeah. And
then another time, like, I was think, I
is it a super huge rush.
Oh, we were like, go to the Babylon
b Christmas party when I stole looking for
the b, And I I had forgotten something
I was, oh, we realized it was like,
a... I needed to buy some item of
clothing that I forgotten or something for this
event for first. I camera remember what it
was. It was a belt or something.
For some reason, right before we I got
to the event, I ran in, and it
actually the first time I'd ever been recognized
from the B podcast. Oh, really? I got
in the dressing room area,
Olsen wanted talk. That was I need to
get going. But was, like, in there getting...
We're... We'll chip, like, getting ready to change.
Oh, really? Yeah where his clothes this off.
No the guy totally closed. Oh, I thought
who's naked. No. Hey. Come in here coming
to this changing garbage talked to he got
guy from them. I can't remember I
podcast. It was... It was strangely awkward. I
can't remember exactly. I just remember I was
in a rush. And That was, like, the
first 1 item ever been recognized for the
BII
have told there's a story that I tell
my stand of a lot, this happened years
ago, but when I was on... When I
was doing Kevin The cashier on the Ellen
show.
I was doing a stand up show in
Chicago,
at this comedy club, and then there was
there was a bar next door, and went
to the bar afterwards,
and this girl comes up to me, and
she goes... She... Excuse me, Yeah. I've seen
you from somewhere... Are you... Are you on
the Ellen show? And I said, yeah. And
she got all excited. She's says oh my
gosh I love that show. I love your
segments. Can I get a picture with you?
And I said sure, and she took out
her phone. This was like, years ago phone
up, like, limited memory. And I tried to
get a selfie of us, and it said
memory full. And I said, oh, your your
memory is fully. You have to delete a
picture, and she starts scrolling through her pictures
and she goes,
nah.
And then out... And so that's the part
that I tell the stand up, story. Yeah.
Eventually, she came back like, later with a
Fred phone still got a picture. And then
the only other time I... I'm skeptical about
this, 1 I was... There's a Mexican restaurant
in La,
and few years ago I was there on
a first date with this girl.
And it just so happened that our head
writer from the ellen show my friend, Kevin
was there at the restaurant that night also.
And he saw us walk and high to
us. I I said oh, I'm here and
I did introduce the girl then we went
sat down. And then while I'm sitting there,
this like 8 year old kid and his,
like, 10 year old sister walk over. And
they'll like, excuse me, Are you Adam from
the Ellen Show? Mh, can we get your
autograph?
And I'm, like Kevin put you up to
this to me. And they said, they said
no. No. The kids swore that he didn't
put them up to it.
But I I'm I think Kevin probably gave
them money because you know I was on
a date to have these kids come over
and ask by autograph. Yeah I I similar...
Yeah. A story where... I mean and my
wife on her second date, Ever we went
to this arc... Did I tell you this
story on this show or not. I'm who
we were like an Art gallery? Oh, I
told you after art gallery. I think we're
hanging out over there, maybe? Yeah. That you?
That wasn't me.
Crap. I didn't know you've been doing arc.
Our gathering Thermo. U. This memory of you
hanging out you can clear on, but I
don't think we'd ever did hang on. Yeah
We walked around that mall. It's not malt.
That art guy did there. So you told
me there when we were there at that.
So, like, this guy comes behind us. The
guy is working there while we're making fun
of all the art, and then goes, hey.
You the guy that makes Be armageddon? The
all thing Known for. Yeah. I could comment
called Be armageddon. This is before I win
my bare book and lot those memes and
stuff.
And he knew acts Cop 2, but like,
it was like, yeah. But I was a...
This story about Kevin Bacon dis sky himself
reminded me of when I was at Comic
con,
I was a huge van of mystery science
theater in R tracks. Mh. And
I had become friends of those guys through
Axe cop. They like Acts cop. They let
me into their panel. I don't have to
wait in the long line or anything, and
I'm sitting down axe cop sits in front
of me. A girl dressed as Axe cop.
I mean, that's crazy. So I'm like, hey
can I get a picture with you? So
we take a picture together, and I don't
tell her who I am. I thought, you
know, maybe it'd be funny if 1 day.
She, like, no finds out... But I don't
know She... It's my picture. I don't know
how She's gonna do that, But
and then later in the panel, they call
up, but we're going just sending it to
her and yet. Do you know we get
number. Yeah. Yeah.
I,
the guys of the panel go. Now a
famous actress is Deborah Ann Wall from true
blood and I don't don't know if dairy
was out yet or not, probably not. But
she comes up on the stage
and takes off the mask. So basically her
disguised to hide herself from the public was
Axe cop, my character.
So she didn't know that she just met
the creator acts cop, and I didn't know.
I just thought to you some girl.
Anyway, that's my that story. Nice.
Well,
Kevin Baker may not have been happy, not
being famous.
Did I say that right? Kevin bacon may
not have been happy not being famous. The
Mcdonald's would say, that's just fine.
Mcdonald's the 3 brand's happy meal is just
the meal.
Mental health awareness week.
Okay. Mcdonald's just free rebranding, it's infamous happy
meal is just the meal. For For mental
health awareness week in the United Kingdom,
it's like Mayo.
Removing the smile from the box to encourage
conversation about children's emotions.
Fast food changed shared a commercial on Uk
Youtube page featuring children expressing their feelings and
sharing how their motions can be complicated.
They're not always happy.
As 1 child explains about being different types
of emotions, the girls next to her describe
it as a mood salad.
That's probably the only time the word salad
has been used in a Mcdonald's. Commercial.
Mcdonald's wants to spread the message that it
is fine to not feel happy all the
time.
As 1 boy says the commercial, we should
never be ashamed of being sad or crying.
I love the idea of having just different
meals for all the different. Yeah. Emotions. And
I know that Mcdonald's who wanna discourage that
because I feel like being ashamed and sad
and crying. Why you That's why you go
to Mcdonald's. The crippling anxiety meal.
I also like that Mcdonald's is pretending to
care about kids health. Right. Like, we gotta
take care of their mental health as we
feed them.
Quarter pounder and chicken nuggets and french fries
and milkshake and sodas.
The reg ready meal. Yeah.
Instead of the yellow smile, the box contains
stickers of all different types of mouths that
confuse sq a sla line, a slight frown
and even the traditional smile along with 1
that's binging and purging.
Getting out of that.
Maybe 1 of, like, lips trembling.
I. He... I don't... I I'm not following
why a happy meal is offensive I know
with mental health issues. It's like, it's okay
to not just the box happy at... Isn't
happiness like a...
I think that's the thing as a... Mental
health Just can still be happier. Times. Right?
Or even
is it so bad to have it as
a goal
or an ideal? I think that's the thing
that a lot of cultures is, like, trying
to fight against. Or, like, I would be
sad. I would be... If I had mental
a health depressed, and I went to Mcdonald's
was like, oh, I came here to cheer
up and know not even the box is
happy.
We're all just say, in this sad world
together. It's sad because it saw you and
you're... Not even a happy meal anymore.
The national alliance on mental illness recognizes not
only week, but dedicate the month of made
a mental health awareness.
They... Yeah. So that's why they're doing this.
III feel like,
I just don't know if I want Mcdonald's
and, like Disney is doing 2 of the
inside out, and I know inside outs fun
and stuff, but,
like,
getting involved in child psychology. Like, I just
want them to be
fun escapes. I don't know That. I don't,
maybe I'm a in that area, but talk
about your feelings more.
If she need to watch in and out
and
understand all the emotions. It's not in and
out. I say that no.
Inside out. Inside out.
Yeah. Wait, did I say in and out?
I think you did. Did you... No. I
I was thinking inside. I... I was thinking
an inside out?
In and out inside out, whatever. Who cares
Mcdonald's,
burgers and feelings.
Well, I happen to be in the mood
to move on this next story. Just speaking
of moods.
Scientists
recreated the voice of a 3000 year old
Egyptian mummy using A3D printer.
Now, Adam pointed out to me that this
is Don news story but it's This new
this story is new, but it's of an
old story. Yeah. This story is almost as
old as the Egyptian mummy itself.
The New York Times reported archaeologists have resurrected
the voice, and an Egyptian priest named Nes.
When he died, his gift of melody was
immortal on his coffin with an description that
read,
true voice.
According to a study recently published in scientific
reports, a team of researchers in England,
detailed their amazing efforts to re reconstruct his
voice after 3 millennia.
Their goal is to base re recreate the
vocal tract and
Luckily, the pre mum modification, had kept his
throat pretty well intact. So they use a
Ct scanner, AA3T3D
image, at the inside of his throat.
Then print it out using A3D printer.
And after all that that work, we now
have the sound of what this mummy guy,
priest,
singer sounds like soon to hear it.
I've like heard that noise, like on a
like an old nintendo game like a like
a skater die when you, like...
Crack your head open. Oh, there's gives you
disappointed news did just come
senses said.
Yeah. And I guess that's like just his
voice without any inflection. I'm guessing.
Alright, It sounds like a really a dig
jury do. Fancy do. You beat me to
it.
Anyway, that's... That... That's the audio clip.
Ana anticlimactic sure. But it's... I guess it's
really exciting to recreate a voice from 3000
years ago, I guess, I don't know.
But Yeah.
According to our archaeologists who have examined Nay
Summons
mummy up close the ancient priest likely died
in his fifties, they think. Mh The cause
us with a... They originally thought maybe a
str extrapolation, but was later suggested to be
from an allergic reaction,
possibly from an insect sting on his tongue.
So that might be explain why the movie's
tongue was sticking out.
And so that I think maybe the last
sound they recorded was the sound of hidden
being stung on the book. So stung on
the tongue by a bee. That's hard to
say. Stung on the bun by a tongue.
Stung on the tongue by bee.
Also, why the they? If you're if you
wanna recreate... I know it said he was
a whatever he had a true a voice.
Mh. But if you wanted to recreate someone's
like voice from the past, why did they
pick someone who's
Neck was strangled and mouth was deformed. Do
you by a blood.
Alec wasn't good... Maybe because this thomas guy
that kept in. Tiger his mouth were swollen.
I wish it said, like, I wish when
they blew the earth and made it talk
it said out outdated and like old time
like.
Says racist stuff. Or a super there are
only 2 gender. Or 10 levels more than
we were heard.
It kinda slightly sounds like, or no. It
says.
I
Magnet. A little bit.
Anyway, with the mystery of the voice, the
priest
Nay some unsolved.
Let's move on to another mystery.
Chipotle portions.
A Wells Fargo analyst ordered the same Chipotle
burrito 75 times.
And then found a way to make it
into a new story.
Found a portion problem is real.
Chipotle executives have sworn up and down that
the restaurant Shane doesn't have a portion problem,
but an analysis by Wells Fargo begs to
differ. So Wells Fargo actually, like, make this
happen. I don't understand how Wells Far fargo.
Yeah. I don't know think guy just works
there? Yeah, they're a bank. Was he just
on his brake and decided to. Yeah. That's.
I can't lay for 75 days straight Far
Should know this. To finally put the weight
debate rest, Wells Fargo analyst, Zachary Fade. And
his team, okay, The team. Bought wade 75,
I just doing this at lunchtime. They wrote
a note this week and that the analyst
studied burrito bowls at 8 different chipotle locations
in New York City.
Throughout the study, the analyst found that the
bulls weights were wildly inconsistent. For per orders
that have used bowl weight 47 percent more
than the lightest.
The weight varied even more for digital orders
with the heaviest bull weighing 87 percent more
than the lightest bowl.
The smallest burrito bowl weighed just a little
more than the average can of soda.
The analysts come, the analysis comes as Chipotle
has been criticized on social media for doing
for dol out supposedly smaller portion sizes.
A rumor which Chipotle denied later emerging that
the chain.
Ahead. Think sounds insane to me. I... When
when I heard people are saying chipotle, their
portions are too small. Right. My problem at
Chipotle has always been they stuff that thing
until it's like a balloon. Yeah. Looks like
is inconsistent, but that average chipotle gone to.
I like a burrito, but they make it
that it's almost too big. They stuff it
so fully. It's some burrito bowl.
Bowl. I guess, get a burrito a bowl
before. Okay. But I I get the burrito
more often there. I've had the bowls too.
But when they get a burrito, I'll be,
like, easy on the rice, and they're just
like. Yeah. I the... I'm easy on the
beans. But And then it and then they
can barely... Yeah. It's, like, you know, like,
when you're trying to, like, I don't know
full... Like, you were full to test sw
a baby of yes. Trying to wrap it
up. It's just... Yeah.
So anyway, the the Ceo, Brian,
just not Nicole like me, Nicole told Fortune
magazine that portion sizes had not gotten smaller,
but it... He added that customers could give
employees a look, to bulk up their burritos.
Like, I wanna know. Exactly what the look
is you given. There's a nod that you
get, like, a little, like, yeah, like a
little the rock
Eyebrow razor or something
Although the varying bow sizes may have been
looked bad. Have may have looked bad for
the change, Chipotle chief corporate affairs officer,
Lori S
said the variability was totally normal because of
how the restaurant customize its orders.
I don't know if that's totally true because
they're saying that they ordered the same ones
that are funds. It's custom. I and I
think we must be you're saying custom. Think
we must be... I think Wells Fargo must
do some stuff that we weren't aware of,
because they say they have this analyst. It
sounds like this was part of their job
at Wells Fargo to waste. Yeah. I'm really
confused.
I Are they spending my money on this
or, I don't know, banks were? I know
a guy that used to work at Wells
Fargo and San Francisco? And I don't think
he ever worked with Be? He wasn't in
their be burrito department.
Like, did they do this on their lunch
breaks? I don't know. Like every day, like,
it's to work on the analysis.
Yeah.
Well, what better way to follow... Chipotle story
than with a story about having to go
to the bathroom.
Absolutely. Elton John allegedly peed in a bottle
while shopping for shoes in France.
Elton and John couldn't hold it while shopping
for sneakers in France this week and ended
up peeing in a plastic bottle in the
middle of a store according to the guy
who runs the shop.
Ryan Su, owner of sugar kicks in Niece
says Elton came his shop Monday afternoon with
his 2 sons, and a bodyguard and asked
if there was a public restaurant. When Elton
was told there was no toilet, the singer
turned to his security guard had asked for
a bottle,
then took a few steps away from other
shoppers and began taking a leak in the
receptacle.
Actually I have so much respect for that
movement.
When they asked if 1 of the other
shoppers had seen anything, they just said we
we. We.
Man, Elton reportedly as poor aim as he
got some pee on the floor and ask
his security guard for a towel to clean
up the mess.
Discovery. It's pouring that you're type in a
bottle? Not lot. I don't know I have
her. They're. Maybe on a road trip once
I don't know. Oh, it's Yeah. Think to
bottle, you you gotta adjust and, you know,
you're not gonna make it all in. Yeah
it's sad this is happening in france though
at least here in America Gay and go
to the ladies room before exposing themselves.
Yeah. The shop owner says he was shocked
and frustrated a customer would take a tin
like that. Right. And this was a first
in his 3 years running the business.
He says he had no idea who the
man was when this was all going down.
And when he asked Elton what he did
for a living, the singer simply responded, I'm
Elton John.
In the end, Elton bought 2 pairs of
sneakers for his sons snapped a picture for
the store and shook hands with Ryan before
leaving. So he eat peed in the bottle
and then
shook hands with... Yeah the store owner saw
it pee in the battle.
Just Pete Sterile. Very few people know this.
I've had in my ears. Elton calls.
Yeah. Yeah yeah.
Go back. Go back to what episode. I
don't know. Episode 2. 1 or 2 where
I tell the story. You have to be
subscribe to get the full story.
You know Alan John calls his private parts,
Benny and the jets. Danny
Benny in the. And near the nickname Rocket
man by taking his rocket out in public
stores.
I I
So during Covid, like, a bunch of stores,
close their bathrooms down. U. Like, that helps
Covid, Like, Yeah. You got a helped Covid.
Who was, like, pee their pants crap their
pants, Like, I have my kids at Cvs,
and they still to this day at same
Cvs,
they have never opened their bathroom backup. They
use the excuse of Covid and they still
have it. Man I wanna pull out and
John so bad next time I ask is
the bathroom back open, Nova just like, Alright.
Go right here. Got a bottle. Just dump
out of gatorade bottle and just fill it
up right there or something that...
I'm, like, actually, there's been a lot and
bottle stories on the show so. Somebody on...
Somebody on a flight did that. I feel
like there's was at least to no oh.
Yeah Yeah. In the rock. We had the
rock. Oh, yeah The rock. Peed and the
boss water bottles. Celebrities. Yes. Celebrities are peeing
in bottles.
Well, Elton John's Wiener isn't the only thing
that's been on the loose in public.
A kangaroo was captured after half a year
on the loose in Germany.
A kangaroo that escaped from its owner on
New Year's Eve has been captured 6 months
later 50 miles away. That sounds like a
very drunk in New Year's Eve. If you
got drunk you lost your kangaroo.
The kangaroo named skip evade capture for months,
and please... What was that?
Hi. Oh, I looked That's how you're say
in German. Google. I looked that up already.
Oh, it looked exactly the same.
Hand.
You stayed a little bit with an Asian
accent. I know it sounds bad.
Sara. Go ahead. Hey joel. The kangaroo named
Skip evade capture for months and police informed
locals, there was no danger.
From the shy plant to eat tour.
Apparently, they've never seen those videos. Some kangaroo,
you ever seen those videos from Australia where
the kangaroo is like Jack. Yeah. Yeah. It
fights people love that video when the guy
punches it. And it they ba each other
There's was 1 where that it's got a
dog and a head, and the guy has
to rescue his dog. People this 1 was
apparently a shy planned eater. Mh. A man
in Lu door finally caught Skip this week
and is keeping him in a horse pen.
Until the owner can come retrieve him. So
he's just got a kangaroo hopping around his
source, but he imagine going to Germany and
not knowing there was a... Angry grew on
the list and you see... Right. Yeah. What
the where I roaming across Germany. It's like
the darkest
that episode, but, I guess, Kangaroo Jack movie.
And he's just
bouncing around
historical Germany car.
I imagine them telling the Kangaroo, like, where
they cap Like, like, you're going home and
it's, like, Australia no the other German guys
house where you live. Just taking from German
house German. Oh, yes. You lives in Germany.
Okay through German pet. Should How do Get
it there?
I had a plane and snuck it in.
Yeah.
Stuck in some, like, a German chocolate cake,
something.
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Adam Did do lessons. Now, I already paid
for. It's a video. Just 1 video. Yeah.
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a guru guy that teach teaches like the
the legend Yeah. The real.
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and throat singing. You already do tube and
throat singing? Tube.
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I do. I like choke today. So many
of the impressions and voices and things you
say you're gonna do are just that same
sound. No. That's different.
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and then you do that. No. Did you
was like,
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because of these, like, monks
is sing like... It's called 2 and throat
singing because they're singing away in their throat.
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like other tones start to hit. So it
sounds like, I think I hasn't. I have
heard that. You're like, oh, up stones. So
cool and you hear it. It sounds like
I'm up at being strangled and, like, feed,
like Mike feedback. Oh, okay.
But anyway, sorry, I'm insulting an entire culture.
I insulted like beautiful if you. If you
do it right. If you do it right
It's just like. Yeah. I've never I don't
think it's ever been recorded. But yeah. Yeah.
Project 2025.
These the 20 25. If project 20 25.
Are really trying to k. Say this is
this is Trump's Evil plan. Project. I 20
25.
This is the thing. Apparently, in fact, so
we we actually got this segment sent to
us by...
Frank jay Fleming. Or. Our man on the
ground,
we've been hearing a lot about Project 20
25. I think it's time to get to
the bottom with it. So it's kinda, a
a sweeping set of far right goals that
have been set to be implemented under the
second Trump administration,
put together by the heritage Foundation, Far right.
And it's it's the heritage foundation came up
with this sort of political policy plans. Like
we should do this. Like, like, this is
what they would like to see conservatives to
do. And now I think the Democrats and
the media are saying this is Trump's plan,
and this is how he's gonna
change it into a Christian theo and an
auto government.
What's a... I think they're trying to kinda
secretly make a thing only for the right,
but so far, only the left has been
here.
And lately, like... So it... If you. So
you'd... I'll I'll be the guy on the
right and you'd be the kind left or
you wanna be there? Which 1 you wanna?
I wanna do everyone doesn't have to yell
or do an impression. Okay. You just be
a normal guy asking about. Do you see
how Biden was s and lost 20 20
25?
We have to work. We have to. I'm
so glad I didn't have to be that
part.
So Project 20 25 is so radical. Guy
Left has raised Trump's threat level to Hitler
times 3. He's he was already hitler. He's
up there. Yeah.
So we're to look at what exactly is
in Project 20 25. Well Frank Fleming. He
got this list for us.
It is quite radical warning to children at
home.
This is Dive. This is what Frank's reporting
is in the Heritage Foundations
my plan.
This is all real He wouldn't make it
up. It would just be a waste of
our time. Exactly.
There will be harsh harsh taxes on... Oh,
there be a harsh tax on being bore.
Yeah. These are the points here. That's the
first 1. Mh. The next 1 is all
dogs will be classified as boys and cats
as girls.
Well, that's extremely binary.
It'll be added to the constitution that a
hot dog in the sandwich.
That's which I mean I could I could
agree with. It, we are right winger. So
some of this is gonna sing with us.
Yeah.
That's that's really what I've been pushing for.
Doctors the same I've wanted to see this
country, you know, affirm in the constitution for
a long time.
This this next point,
interesting. Children will be given nun chuck at
school.
I... I pro safety. Self defense. I think
that's probably good.
We was the only way to stop a
bad guy with an nun chuck is a
good guy with an nun chuck. Yeah. Or...
I mean, I have school full of kids
with nun chuck. Is much more safe in
the school full of kids with without longevity
Yeah. Definitely.
We will declare war in Canada, but not
tell them, and we'll just kind of stare
at them angrily, but not tell them why
the next point, a corporate sponsor will get
to rename Wisconsin.
I mean, Wisconsin is kind of a crappy
state name.
I'm sorry. It'll be the Us bank state.
Yeah. It'll be named
what would Dave sought chickens on live.
The
Lgbtq acronym is going be replaced with simply
with the word gay. Oh, that's good. I.
I'm I just wanna say gay. They gotta
they got stop because it's already moved on
to, like, I don't know where is it
now? You know what where it is now?
It's LIA
plus plus QAII
he
plus, I believe. Where's there there's a P.
There's API...
I'm I'm trying to... Is it Poly?
Like, or pan.
Pans sexual, maybe. Pans sexual. Yeah. That seems
like the most greedy 1. Yeah.
Here, I do not like this next point
more and even angry or pit bulls,
that's not something we need. Maybe I'll won't
provide it another. Yeah. I'm
20 25. I don't care if he's crap
his pants. Yeah.
Women will no longer get to vote in
elections but in exchange.
Mh. They will get 2 votes on American
Idol.
So it's a good trade. I mean, they
probably care more. I I don't really.
California will be walled off and declared a
bio hazard.
Cats probably
needed. Yeah.
Elon Musk is gonna be contracted
to begin building a death star. I like
to see that. Yeah. You could do a
good nice clean clean energy death star.
Juggling will be made illegal.
Pro. You pro that line. I don't like
those things everybody Acted, like, someone stares at
you like they're doing. Amazing things when they
do? Or I feel like struggling should be
legal, but only beyond a certain level of
impressive, not when it's just the balls. We
gotta have some fires or something And they
should humble. Like, just act like you're yourself
in there. Yeah.
Taco Tuesdays will be outlawed for being too
ethnic.
We took at tacos. I don't know I
I don't I wanted to know more about
that 1.
Well, I'm curious whether tacos will be considered
a sandwich or not. You're
No. It's a good point.
People over 80 will get a senior discount
even though that's not very old.
True.
You can run a country if you're 80.
People living longer these days.
Everyone gets a coupon for 50 percent off
of an Ar 15. Nice. I like that.
Mh.
Pride month will be replaced with the eighties
themed greed bun.
Eighties theme agrees is it, like, Dab Coleman
or don't know what? Eighties theme Trump day.
I like Trump is eighties theme g. Like,
like the
Like 6 sc mc duck or something.
In tax cuts, I think that's the scariest
part of all this. They just don't like...
They're really
being sneaky and putting in the thing nobody
wants because we all know, but it really
means. Yeah.
And luckily, Trump's gonna be a dictator on
day 1 according to the course, so he's
gonna push all this stuff through with his
iron with his iron fist.
I don't... So, like, that's the thing that's
cracking me up right now.
Like, there these, like, un hinge tweets. Oh,
they they lose their minds more more. And
it's like,
about how you don't even realize what's gonna
happen the date Trump is president.
Right. Right We not live through 4 years
of Trump President already. Yes. And they get
crazy Rachel Mad said she's afraid trump is
gonna round her up and put her in
a camp.
And it's like, these people, and and just
more and more of
I get they're they're panicking and they're going
hysterical because all of these scams and lies
they've tried to push for 4 years are
all blowing up in their face. But
they never have any self awareness of, oh,
maybe they lied to us about all this,
Baby should calm down. It's just they double
down on all their craziness. Right? And they
just come up with more and more Trump's
gonna be Hitler nonsense.
And, like, the best argument for right now
for just not voting for Trump.
I'd like to hear this because I don't
think there is anybody. Is the the... It's
it's not how crazy I think he'll now
because, like, that was originally when I... When
Trump first got nominated, I was so
annoyed by it and offended by it as
a conservative.
They actually... I actually left the republican party.
You mean in 20. He became even minutes
the very first time. There's time. I was
such a shock. So I was a Never
Trump in 20 16. I didn't vote for
him then because he was... I, you know,
his personality I was... I vote for many
there.
And I also... Didn't didn't know whether he'd
governed as a. I thought he'd be crazy.
And then he won me over I was
like, he's a great president. I think there's
a lot of never Trump totally. I myself
that and I was like, oh, was fantastic,
and I can't wait for him to be
president to get. My biggest concern was that
he would be kind of a nut job.
Mh. And not, you know, I afraid to
see how crazy he was.
And what I found out was that he
isn't that crazy.
No. And he's not deal maker. The deal
like deals he likes to get stuff done.
And things are pretty good under him. Yeah.
And...
But I've never seen the left go so
crazy. Like, it's actually scary. He really did
break their brain. It's... Like they just
Like, what has already happened Like, what what
will it ramp up to? Like... And it
was weird working in Hollywood on that day
he was elected because it was it felt
like going to work the next day.
The atmosphere was, like, 09:11 or, like funeral.
They... And it was so bizarre to me
because as I've been conservative all. I wish
I worked on all of today. I think
considered my entire adult life. I lived in
New York City for 3 years. And then
I moved to. I lived out here at
the time. It was for 10 years.
No politician. I have ever voted for in
my adult life has won. I've... Every person
Got wrote for has lost. And I've always
gone to work and live my life the
next. I'm like, I my guy didn't win,
I guess I'll go back in whatever.
And them it was like,
oh, it was, like, the end of the
world that. They're their Hillary
person that was supposed to be coordinated and
given the presidency he didn't win.
I know my buddy dubbed April.
He he would tell it much better, but
he always tell talks about when
George W bush be k be carrie. John
Kerry.
And he was working at Nickelodeon as a
show runner on cat scratch at the time,
and he had a full size
cardboard cut out of a
george bush. But he kept in his office
at Nickelodeon and I had all Get a
job I don't how he pulled that Had
all this Trump stuff my off Ellen. Yeah.
I had a Trump Chia pet. And he
said people were just lining the hallway crying.
Like Said it was just, like, You wouldn't
imagine it. Like, Were, like, traumatized, like just
but it was in insane.
Yeah. That's that's... You know,
anyway. So, I mean I'm obviously thinking gonna
form, but... Yeah. And and now, I mean,
they obviously have to be scared because of
this das project 20 25 that we've just
exposed.
And mentioning, like, if you hit the exec.
And if he wins
again,
it's gonna mention to J, like, know, like,
all those clips of news anchors realizing e
won. Yeah. Like, that's some of the greatest
Youtube ever. And that lady lady question mark
in the green jacket going, no. Yeah. Yeah.
Now at is exaggeration. So, like, now happen
a second time. Yeah.
Oh, man.
Wild times to live in. Yep.
Alright. We're gonna get a little change of
gears here. And thanks, Frank Fleming me. Oh,
that's from Frank. Yeah. You can check out
his sub stack, which is a frank subs.
You a subs dot com backslash
at frank j Fleming. We'll put the link
in the show notes If you wanna
Frank sends out Yeah. These things all the
time, and, he's hilarious and
close years for a second. He was the
best writer of the Babylon b.
Alright. Many segment
1.
That's why I wrote this on the notes
on here. Yep.
This is a story that I'm just fascinated
by And I don't know if you've heard
it. I'm sure it's been around a while
on the end internet, I I just recently
heard it.
It's a reddit, from a reddit called glitch
in the matrix.
Okay. Like when some crazy and weird happened.
Something in real life happens and, Yeah. You
can't figure out how or why that happened.
So this is called the story of the
lamp. Okay. I have not heard this. Yeah.
So this guy
so, yeah, Your your virgin ears will take
it in.
So this guy,
you posted this in Reddit and he basically
everyone wanna talk about it again, felt like
he needed to get it off his chest.
The story starts, my last semester at a
certain college, I was assaulted by a football
player for walking where he was trying to
drive.
He was 03:25 pounds. I was a hundred
and 20 pounds.
So
so then he goes on, He didn't go
on to Play football. He explains it after
that experience.
I met a wonderfully young lady. She made
my heart skip and my face red. I
pursued her for months,
dispatch you
jerk boyfriends before I finally won her over
after 2 years, we got married and almost
immediately, she bore me a daughter. Had a
great job my wife didn't have to work
outside of the house.
When my daughter was 2,
she my wife bore me a son, my
son was the joy of my life. I'd
walk into his room every morning.
For I left her work and dot on
him and my daughter.
So 1 day while sitting on the couch,
I noticed just that the perspective of the
lamp was odd. He's was looking at his
aunt his lamp and it just looks like
it's pointing a different direction like the perspectives
is were off. Looks like it's inverted. It
was still in 3 d, but just something
is wrong about it. I was trans.
I couldn't look away from it. I stayed
up all night staring at it. The next
morning, I didn't go to work. Something was
just not right about that lamp.
Sonny he goes on to say, stop eating.
He'd only need the couch to go to
the bathroom at first
soon. He stops. The lamp look weird he
couldn't stop something about the lambda trans and
he couldn't supplement at it. My mouth trying
out.
He started that effing lamp for 3 days
straight before his wife got so worried she
had someone come and try to talk to
him. By this time, his cognitive is breaking
up. His wife was freaking out.
So she took the kids from mother's house,
and
he... Just before that, he had into he
had epiphany, that the lamp was not real.
Then he started as the house isn't real
and that his wife and his kids and
none of it was real.
And so basically he woke up.
He realized at the... That he had lived
10 years of life.
He woke up in that moment of having
been cl by the football player.
And
oh, so he was, like, put in a
coma. Was basically a coma. Yeah.
And he and he imagined this whole life?
Yes.
Or we can. The lamps start to grow
wider and deeper, It was still avert dimensions
and stuff like that.
Yeah Obviously, you started becoming all this in
pain, the first words I said were I'm
missing teeth and then he opened his eyes
and he was laying us his back on
the sidewalk,
surrounded by people that he didn't know
freaking out. And he was completely confused. He
said a a cop scooped him up, dragged
him, walked him across the sidewalk,
and,
threw in the back of a cop car.
Still confused and he's taking the hospital.
So he he claimed that he lived this
10 years in his own mind,
going through marriage and birth of his 2
kids and waking up to realize that all
happened for just the moments that he was
knocked on the ground.
And he says,
He just talk... I mean, in the post,
he talks a bit more about it, but
how hard it has been from him to
accept in this family's he's not gone like
he sees ghost of the child out.
It's crazy.
Because he went about 3 years of depression.
He says grieving the loss of his wife
and children
dealing with the knowledge
that they never existed.
Scared was going insane. He said he crimes
himself the sleep hoping he,
sees his wife and his dreams, and he
never has, but he said sometimes he sees
his son. Usually just a glimpse out of
his per vision. He's perpetually 5 years old,
and I can never hear what he's saying.
Wow.
So I don't know. That's just 1 of
those, like,
I don't even know what to do with
that story. Yeah.
There's a... There's there's a Star trek next
generation episode similar to this. Maybe he's told
moon. I I wonder how old this story
is episode pretty old now. I think it's
been around for a while. I don't know
if it's old that they would have based
star trek on it. But, yeah, there's an
episode called the inner light where this. Alien
probe like Zap pic card. Mh. And he
passes out on the ship for 45 minutes
and they're trying to revive him. But in
his mind, he lives this whole of their
life on a planet. Has a farmer an
inventor with his wife and the family.
And then he just wakes up, like, 45
minutes later on the bridge of the enterprise.
Man, farmer
So maybe this guy stole it from Star
trek as. Yeah. It's possible. And it is
the Internet. So...
I mean, you can... You can do is
it what you want. Are there other cases
of people having these sorts of... I think
I've heard of people listening or, like, waking
up from... In it's interesting because he was
only out for a short period of time
Right. Right. Heard of people being in Coma
for years and then we can. But I
wonder if there are other people have had
similar experiences where they have this extended experience,
you know, of
weeks or years. I assume it could happen.
I... I've had dreams that, like, I know...
But I karen... I
I can't remember if the impact of my
dreams were often I remember the act... Children.
So I know that I've woken up.
Feeling like I lost something Like. So... Yeah.
Was about something was gonna happen or I
was... Or also relieved that, like, I don't
know I've had dreams where I killed somebody.
And I was like, oh, my gosh. Like,
I don't know how many to get out
of this, I didn't mean to. I I
don't know what happened and I'm just like,
and also you wake up and, like, That's
I I forever to remember that you didn't
do it. I relate to the first part
because, you know, I always have great dream
then you wake up, and you're like, oh,
this again. Yeah.
Back to this.
I guess it's another day of this.
Yeah.
Anyway? So, yeah, tell us your stories. If
you're... Where what do you think of the
story? You think it's a?
Cro Hue, or you think it it's real.
Anyway anyways... Then. Just 1 of those ones
I found interesting. As. This very interesting. His
podcast is for whatever we find interesting.
Alright. So, mean and Adam went to the
movies once again. It's To get a little
preview, Somehow god's coming down the pipe. That's
not out yet. Yep. They let us in
to a special viewing of venom.
The last dance dance.
So
I was expecting the last venom to be,
like, a musical with all that dancing. They
haven't done a dance.
It's like, spectacular in the Spider Man world
before. Right. They did a little bit in
Spider Man 3. U.
That 1 part. But, yeah, this is like,
a whole. This is all dance. Guys and
balls kinda, yeah. Performance. And it's 1 dance.
It's the last dance, and it's just a
stop dance. For the whole, It's a 3
and a half hour movie, I think. Yeah.
It's a full on dance.
But other than that, I mean, if you
like dancing, and then then if you like
Tom Hardy doing a really bad Brooklyn accent.
Yeah. Half the time at the other half
the time. And a lot of venom snakes
they really play up the Venom mask. Yeah.
There's... And they like to really point out
that, like, think it's really cool if you
switch the letters around in Venom. It says
moving.
So restricted down.
They it did not deserve that much of
left.
So anyway, yeah. Venom.
You know, I thought we were spoiled to
have 1 bed movie. I'd I let alone
a third 1. Yeah. So our our venom
cup. I can't wait for my kid to
watch... Wanna watch this and you that currently
kids. Kids love a 3 hour musical. And
they love Venom. Yeah. My son just obsessed.
Is 1 of those ideas that never worked.
Right? Except for this movie is great. But
like, Never saw there. I never saw the
other venom movie. Like yeah, like, there's was
always this concept floating in in the Ether
Alien versus predator, like, we so cool to
combine those, and then they tried, like... I
feel like it... They've tried it. Like it's
never
It never. What does it have to do
with Versus? So then Venom as well is,
like, a concept that, like, I felt growing
up, I was like, oh Venom is so
cool. Venom a movie would be so. Yeah.
But every time Ben try screen,
it gets weird lame. It just doesn't work.
No Except for this movie Is it It
works cartoon character.
Yeah Maybe that's it. I don't know. Mh.
Maybe maybe things from our childhood weren't meant
to be a growing up adult movies sometimes
not impossible.
Yeah
Alright. Well, thanks everyone who joined us this
week.
Remember next week, we have Trevor Anderson joint
Yes. Trevor Anderson anderson's coming Canadian and right
forward here.
You say Canadian? I said Comedian. Comedian writer.
And I still think say... I said inside
out, but I don't. We gotta go back
to the tapes that maybe off.
But
in the comments, let us know if he
said in and out or inside out? No
Don't. It'll bother me.
Yeah. New question everything you say. Like, you're
a standard comedian you under, like, how many
things you got wrong wall on stage? Yeah.
That's the worst.
I I get everything right when I'm on
stage? Perfect, then. Do you watch videos of
yourself constantly? What's that? You watch videos of
yourself constantly?
I only watch video job. I only watch
videos of myself. If I have to like,
you have to submit videos of yourself for
certain other gigs or for festivals or for
Tv shows. So if it was a good
set. But I I don't watch every single
performance, but, yeah. I watch myself back sometime.
It used to bother me more than it
does now. It's good. Yeah.
Yeah. And, I watch us, and then I
go man, Adam must watch himself more because
I,
I need to watch more self more myself
more and watch my situation. Do you think
I watch myself more? No. Just that like
you control your...
You look... You you act like a guy
who tell knows that I'm being what I'm
aware of the camera. Yeah Yeah. Yeah. That
I'm aware of the eye. Yeah. You're more
aware of the camera We ever watch. You're
professional See the thing that doesn't bother me
though with, like, the in and out thing
whether I said in and out or inside
out.
The thing that does bother me.
Is when people...
Like, the the way I say Mario, people
make fun of it. Yeah. But no. You
don't like. No. Because I say it normal.
I say it normal. And this is the
thing that pisses me off about it This
that's kinda true. No. I've watched a video
about. I've watched the video about it. The
way I say it is right. First of
all, it's the way he says in the
video game. Secondly, when I watch these videos
where people are like, oh, I see Bah
and you say Mario on it. It's this
tomorrow. It's my... It's not even a big
difference for just tomato tomato. And I never
in my life. I've played that game since
I was, like, 6 years old. It's I
it pens for pennsylvania, I've lived in New
York. I've lived in California.
Never until I said it on the Ba
on b podcast 1 time never anywhere. Has
anyone ever going? You see We're right.
Still
And now in this audience, there's something about
these people in this audience. They're you. Word
right. And I don't think.
I don't care
And this is is I hear other people
say words slightly differently. It doesn't bother me.
I just let it go. There's no.
Mario, Super Mario brothers. Wait a minute. That's...
I watch them. Thanos? It's the super Mario
bros. Mara It's in between. It's in between.
So that... If... There's there's actually a whole
video.
About the linguistics of it. And because it's
an Italian name. Mario. It... Because it's an
Italian name the Italian is split between saying
Mario and Mario. Mario. It's so used go
Mario. I don't. That's not what I say.
That's not what I... So sorry about this
up. Let's just end the episode I'm done
with this. This is... I'm done with this
Is this a pencil pennsylvania? No. It's not.
Lots of people say it that way, and
all of England says it the way I
say it. I All of England the Uk.
My wife is from Pennsylvania. She doesn't the
say Mario, Mario, but she... No Certain words
she says
get very touchy like you. Because here's the
thing. I don't think it's that different and
also... There's every now and then, there's people
who say, what was it? There was some
word I heard someone mispronounce recently. Like, can't
didn't think of what it was.
Oh, the word... You know the word caveat.
I heard someone say C. C. Yes. But
I I've been reading the word. But guess
what I let it go. Didn't write the...
You said this word wrong we can't enjoy
your whole podcast because you took a vowel
different use that a word different than the
I saw it.
Okay. But C. That's pretty bad. It is.
And even that, but I even let that
extreme example go. Yeah. And people Are like,
go, you say a short a slightly different
do think a short day. They're mistaken. Right?
Yes. I think they're wrong. You're not mistaken.
You're just choosing to die on the hill?
No. Because... It's the way he says in
the show opening. But It's the way he
says it in the in the video game,
and if you watch. If you... When he
goes to me, Mario. Okay. Kind you just
said Mario. I said Mario. Oh, that's what
he says.
I don't even understand the difference that you're
making with your mouth. I don't know. But
I honestly I. Care about this So there's
love. But there's a linguistics video where Guy
investigated it. Because he got annoyed because people
were telling you. And so you're with this
guy. I preserve this is... The people who
say the way I say it in English,
preserve the vowel quality. Mh. The people who
go Mario or whatever.
They preserve the vowel length from the Italian.
Mh But the Italian is in between the
2. Mh. So no 1 is more right
than another person, except that I am preserving
the correct vowel quality.
Okay. Okay.
Alright. I'm glad got it's solved. That's Watch.
That's my mini segment. If I wanna step
on a land mine with that. That's mini
segment for today.
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lifting in the laughter the background,
Frank Fleming filling in our segment today that
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Plan? Yes.
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