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I've seen things in this
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I've seen Dou who dwells
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And welcome to the zero credit
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20 ones, a Spiderman, no way
home directed by John Watts.

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Spider-Man no way home with full spoilers.
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Wait, so yeah, please pause it if you,
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Okay. So just play it once,
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Yeah, no, it's a good movie for, but
yeah, it's an interesting movie. Uh,

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it's a movie that I, I think
has some buy-in uh, John.

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I, I think this movie requires a
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Uh, yes, this is, I'm actually
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this might be the movie with
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but certainly these Marvel movies
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rewarding a viewer.

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That's seen movies that have
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a large part they'll hand wave
explanations of things that happened or,

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or things like that. But this
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to your point, Marvel movies,

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generally since the
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intertextual awareness in the
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texts in the Corpus,
whereas this movie, uh,

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kind of requires that of you
and is also about that in a very

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pointed way, but this is
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two very good Spider-Man movies.

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It it's crazy to think that
for everything this movie does,

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it still has the skeleton of some
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movies ever made under all this stuff.

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I think this movie in a
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successful Spider-Man stories before it
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like you say the skeleton
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I think you just don't
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or you do it and you do it so poorly.
No one sees another Spider-Man movie.

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inevitably include a lot of different
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<Laugh> yes.

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what do you even call this
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The, the home trilogy, I guess.

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The, the home trilogy. I, I think that
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the least. Uh, so I do wanna make
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<Laugh> right. Well, it it's
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the, this home trilogy,

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this Tom Holland Spider-Man trilogy
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that kind of ends one phase
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in that they are Sony
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made in conjunction with Marvel studios.

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but they have the best superhero in them.

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everyone who's been in
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some black exploitation films that are
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like blade interestingly
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the Sam Rainey Spider-Man movies kind of
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they gained enough traction that I
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walked so that additional
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they did something very difficult
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at that point, a huge budget
superhero movie was a weird gamble.

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No one was really willing to take and
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Oh yeah, absolutely. They, I mean.

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They and blade too blade
was blade was all so good.

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Blade and blade too were all
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the Sam Ramey Spiderman
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single handedly held
up. What was that band?

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Oh, Chad Kroger slash Nickelback.

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Nickelback. See it, it
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uh, hero. It's the number
one? Chad Kroger hero.

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Yep. That's great. Yeah. You know,

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it it's kept them alive in the
cultural consciousness for uh,

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longer than they should
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Yeah, absolutely. Uh, just
phenomenally important movies,

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uh, that gave us the MCU for,

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for all of its ills and also
the opposite of ills, all,

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all the good memories.

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Absolut. So yeah.

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So these home movies are
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You got Sam Ramey and the,

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the trilogy of Toby McGuire
Spiderman that came before it.

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And then you've got Mark Webb and a
couple of movies with Andrew Garfield

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Spiderman as well, leading into
the whoever directed these, uh,

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noway home, not noway homes,
these home trilogy Spiderman.

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They weren't all directed by the same guy.

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Right. They were all directed
by John Watts and John Watts had

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directed basically nothing other than
episodes of the onion news network

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before.

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This. Fascinating. I love that incredible.

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About him. Incredible directorial
blow up like geez. Wow.

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I think one of the greatest things
about these Spider-Man three series

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that they were one person's
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there was meddling by
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but at the end of the day, we can say
the Ramy trilogy, the mark web duo,

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like we can call them that
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it's like the George Lucas star wars.

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<Laugh> wait isn't.

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Singular vision, uninterrupted.

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Uninterrupted throughout
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I gotta say John Watts did a great job
on pretty much all of these movies. Oh.

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Phenomenal, phenomenal, direct directing.

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Power. Like especially this
one, just, I don't know,

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like quick high level points that
I really appreciate about this

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trilogy that we're not gonna
get into right too much,

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because we haven't ever talked about
one of these on the podcast is the

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casting of Jay Jonah Jameson to
be an Alex Jones type conspiracy

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theorist fringe, nut job. So good. Yeah.

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Kick out of the, uh, the daily bugle,
get him out of the mainstream medium,

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make go independent, make
him go indie and underground,

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but be like one of those podcast
bros in their basement, you know,

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they're shouting at an audience
that apparently he's gathered.

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That's phenomenal cuz it's, that's
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on the JJ J character.

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What's fascinating to me about these
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cleanup for the trauma

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caused by other superheroes.

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Yeah. He's on cleanup duty. It,

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it it's really great how
this trilogy, honestly,

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it's given us the best villains
in comic book movies lately.

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Like I lo the first segment
of homecoming that it

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introduces us to, uh,
tombs the joke, the joker.

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<Laugh> listen, they broke a lot
of new ground with the spider man.

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There's the joker <laugh>.

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Think he's thinking of the Jo.

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Introduces Jacob tombs
as the joker. God, it.

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<Laugh>, it's all staying in.

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It's all staying in. I.

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Apologize. I know what
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The will will get it on the third one.

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Introduces tombs as the vulture.

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<Laugh>.

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That segment that opening, it's a
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I love cold opens, give 'em to me all day
long. Uh, but it just focuses on like,

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this is where the villain is coming from.

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Is he a bad guy or is he just a guy dealt
the bad hand who might have chosen the

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wrong way to go about it? And like, boom,

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instantly it's like empathetic villain
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And now we gotta watch a villain that
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that we're gonna root for.

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And that's just such more
interesting to me of a plot than

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this is the evil version of spider
band. You have to fight now.

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it's always so much better when you have
a villain that's intensely likable. Uh,

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and even you, you get
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You get the villain to
Spiderman, which is the vulture.

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Peter Parker slash every teenage boy,

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the overreaching. Cool.
But scary dad. Yes.

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Uh, of your, uh, of your wannabe,
significant other. Now don't get me wrong.

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Uh, we've had some great
villains in all of these movies,

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really just green Golan really is the
only one who's with super Thomas Hayden

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church likable. You know
what? They're all fine.

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Who's Thomas Hayden church.

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Sandman.

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Flint. Marco. You.

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Mean? Yeah. Flint Marco.

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Okay. Well I don't know people's names.

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Uh, no, they're, they're all
great. Uh, but yes, that,

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that is a huge shout out that I'd
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they all have the best
characterizations of villains.

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Uh, honestly, like I I've,
Batman's supposed to have
this great rogues gallery.

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I don't see it. I think Spider-Man
has the best villains and comics.

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I mean, I, I don't think you're wrong.
Spider-Man's villains are great.

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And these, these Spider-Man
th in particular,

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these three Spider-Man movies
really nailed what a Spider-Man

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villain feels like, which is
like weirdly likable, very evil.

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Yes. But like kind of understandable,

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even if they're just insane from gas.

241
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I mean, who hasn't been driven
insane by a little gas before.

242
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Who hasn't been locked in a chamber and
assaulted with green gas for so long

243
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that you kill a guy <laugh>.

244
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And also like who among us could say,

245
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we wouldn't be tempted by the
newfound power being dropped in a VAD

246
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of electric eels.

247
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<Laugh> yeah. Who among us,

248
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wouldn't be some nerd who just
falls into some electric eels

249
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who among us wouldn't lizard.

250
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<Laugh>.

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If given the choice.

252
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And once,

253
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once having lizard wanted
to lizard everyone else,

254
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like this is just these, this is
just the price of being human.

255
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I, I feel like at this point where we're
barely restraining ourselves from the

256
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desire to talk about the
villains in this movie.

257
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So we might as well get into it.

258
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Well, I do wanna say one thing
about the original, the, the,

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the tone trilogy and,

260
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and that the online people
tear the first two movies

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apart. And it's the
characterization of Spider-Man.

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They don't like not the
characterization, but, but the, uh,

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the circumstances around the
character, they don't like that.

264
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He's basically like a mini Ironman,

265
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cuz he's got this fancy suit and
like he's got all these resources

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at his disposal to
basically to save the day of

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technology. They're like, that's
not what Spiderman's about.

268
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Spiderman is about being poor, sad,

269
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and that's where their
complaints are coming from. Uh,

270
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so I just wanna say to all those people
who hated the Tom hall and Spiderman

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coming into this movie, boy,
did the writers listen to you?

272
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Yes, I, uh,

273
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I had similar have had for quite
some time a similar argument because

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you know me, I'm a big spider head.

275
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A web head, as you, as it were.

276
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I've never heard the term, but you and
I both like very big Spider-Man fans.

277
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And I had a very similar
argument after seeing

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the first movie where a big reason
why people are invested in the

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character of Spider-Man
is because of adversity.

280
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And that is why I'm not like
super into the Ironman movies,

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because if a person just has infinite
everything it's for the most part,

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not like super compelling to watch
except the first one, which is great.

283
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Um,

284
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I mean that's why the character book
version of the character is a little bit

285
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better. Cause he is also
battling crippling alcoholism.

286
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Yeah. They didn't, they really didn't
put that in the movie for some reason.

287
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Ah, go.

288
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Weird. But I, I will say that it,

289
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this clearly wasn't planned
out from the beginning,

290
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but like seeing that occur in slow motion

291
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is,

292
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is certainly an interesting way
to go about giving that to the

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character.

294
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I'm sorry. You're gonna need
to clarify a couple of that.

295
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So giving adversity, ah,

296
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in the way we've become accustomed
to for Spider-Man right.

297
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Making that a slow burn
over three movies. It,

298
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it is strangely impactful to
have a character who becomes

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Spider-Man lives as Spider-Man for years.

300
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And then has that happen to them?

301
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It's almost like this movie is a
reverse origin story. You know,

302
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we start with an established
hero who then over,

303
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over the course of one
movie comes to very humble

304
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beginnings.

305
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<Laugh> yeah. You're, you're
totally not wrong. Uh, it,

306
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it is honestly the first,

307
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the first Spider-Man movie
homecoming is like the

308
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it's the climax of a three movie trilogy,
cuz he is with the Avengers and he is,

309
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he's fighting an man and
the winter soldier is there.

310
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And then the second one's a little
bit more paired down. It's a,

311
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it's a little bit more. And then
the first one, other than the, uh,

312
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insane multiverse stuff is like, uh, it,

313
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it walks it back through to an
origin story. You're totally right.

314
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And that's why I think
it works. So this I,

315
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this movie works on so many different
levels, but the main part is we don't,

316
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I mean, one, it it's mainly about
the Spiderman we're watching.

317
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I was gonna call him our Spiderman.
That doesn't mean anything.

318
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And this context, it's it,

319
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we're mostly watching this one Spiderman
and this is sort of the end slash

320
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beginning of his journey.

321
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Mm-hmm <affirmative> and all of this
crazy stuff is built around that.

322
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I don't know if that makes sense.

323
00:19:58,620 --> 00:20:02,330
No, that does totally
make sense. Okay. I, I,

324
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I do it,

325
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it felt a little odd to me in the
theater because everyone who has

326
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ever seen any Spider-Man thing and cares,

327
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cares about with great power must also
become great responsibility, et cetera.

328
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Uh.

329
00:20:17,570 --> 00:20:21,050
Yeah. It's one of the most quoted
lines and, and PO popular culture.

330
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Yeah. But it's almost,

331
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it's interesting to me in a way
that this character had to be taught

332
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that lesson a lot of different
ways, right. At the very end.

333
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Yeah.

334
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Got his head head over time and
time again and was taught in,

335
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in stages almost you, you know, I, I,

336
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I don't know how to get into
it really, but like taught

337
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it's almost as if this movie was
written to teach him that lesson

338
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three or four different times.

339
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<Laugh> yes. At least
one for each Spiderman.

340
00:20:59,060 --> 00:21:02,500
Right. Okay. So now I think
we can just get right into it.

341
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I just wanted to set up the premise,
the idea that like, look all of you,

342
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people who are whining, um, that's
mean all of the people who had valid.

343
00:21:11,860 --> 00:21:13,780
Complains. No, no, no, no.
I'll stop you right there.

344
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People whine about these movies. I,

345
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I did a fun little bit where I was
trying to like do like the Butler from

346
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Spider-Man three and I was looking up
like bad quotes from MCU movies to see if

347
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I could put one of those in there.

348
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Everyone complains about
fucking everything about these.

349
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Movie. Okay. Right.

350
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You can say wine.

351
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I, I did. I just wanna,

352
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I really feel like this movie came out
of an impetus to address those concerns

353
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in a way that left. No one happy <laugh>.

354
00:21:45,290 --> 00:21:49,460
I, uh, yeah. I, I can see
that. I don't know. I,

355
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I like that this movie stood up for a lot,

356
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but then I don't know. I,

357
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I wonder ultimately how
much good work has been

358
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undone. I don't know.
We'll we'll talk about it.

359
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We'll explore this idea a little bit.

360
00:22:05,410 --> 00:22:09,490
Right. So let's get into it. So this
movie, uh, it starts Tom Holland.

361
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Yeah.

362
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And Zaya Zendaya.

363
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Zendaya is mechi.

364
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:17,610
She's mechi and Benedict Cumberbatch.

365
00:22:17,610 --> 00:22:21,130
Those are the three people
that it says stars on IMDB.

366
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So I'm assuming those are
the only three people in the.

367
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Movie. Yeah. That's, that's pretty
much it. Uh, it also has a John fro.

368
00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:29,650
Right. He plays happy Hogan.

369
00:22:30,270 --> 00:22:32,450
Can we talk about happy
Hogan for a second?

370
00:22:32,530 --> 00:22:35,130
Let's make this whole
episode about happy Hogan.

371
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Can we talk about the increasing
mortification of one happy Hogan?

372
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I feel like the real, the real
victim of the NCU is happy. Hogan.

373
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:49,810
I, I think like the, the way that
happy Hogan started was like,

374
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like a cool, uh.

375
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:54,200
Like.

376
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:58,090
Like a kind of savvy
security detail guy. Yeah.

377
00:22:58,090 --> 00:23:01,410
He was the quippy Bardi
bodyguard to, to Ironman.

378
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:03,440
Like that was it.

379
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And,

380
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:08,520
and now he's just like a overweight guy
who can't hold down a relationship with

381
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a C P mask.

382
00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:10,880
Yeah.

383
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:15,600
And he's on the hook for stolen
stark technology that he's

384
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definitely going to jail for. Like he's
having a bad, he's having a bad time.

385
00:23:19,630 --> 00:23:23,480
Yeah. He, he is not having
a happy time. Uh, it,

386
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:27,640
it is maybe one of the more interesting
character arcs throughout all of these

387
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movies,

388
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cuz he is been in at least in the
background of basically all of them

389
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and we've got to see,
'em like really get, uh,

390
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:39,600
laying low mm-hmm <affirmative>
uh, over time. Which you gotta,

391
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:40,720
you gotta appreciate.

392
00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:44,450
I I guess yeah, sure.

393
00:23:45,490 --> 00:23:50,340
Listen. I mean, John Favre was in chef
and he slept with Scarlet Johansson.

394
00:23:50,340 --> 00:23:54,460
So put him in fiction where he's not
doing so great. Is what I'm saying.

395
00:23:54,460 --> 00:23:55,580
Make it even.

396
00:23:56,660 --> 00:23:57,710
I, I think, yeah,

397
00:23:57,740 --> 00:24:01,230
I think that's exactly what's
happening to the character of hack ho

398
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and now he's not even gonna be in him
cuz you know, he has no reason to be.

399
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,940
<Laugh> he's there's just gonna
be a whole happy Hogan movie.

400
00:24:13,390 --> 00:24:16,820
Oh I cannot wait for
the happy Hogan glow up.

401
00:24:17,150 --> 00:24:21,300
Oh yeah. It, listen, they need to
replace Spiderman. <laugh> in the lineup.

402
00:24:21,300 --> 00:24:25,700
They don't really, uh, they, they need,
they need to fill it up with something.

403
00:24:25,700 --> 00:24:28,100
So it's gonna be happy origins.

404
00:24:28,650 --> 00:24:30,660
Yeah. Let's yeah.

405
00:24:30,660 --> 00:24:35,500
That's that's the one people they're
clamoring for an origin story to Ironman's

406
00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:36,250
bodyguard.

407
00:24:36,250 --> 00:24:40,780
Yeah. They're like no more doctor
strange. No more. She Hulk only happy.

408
00:24:41,090 --> 00:24:45,660
Step aside. Moon night.
It's happy Hogan time.

409
00:24:45,890 --> 00:24:49,540
That's actually how the movie
starts. He steps in front of Oscar,

410
00:24:49,540 --> 00:24:51,860
Isaac and says step aside, moon night.

411
00:24:52,460 --> 00:24:57,100
<Laugh> we're writing, we're writing
this movie in real time. It's great.

412
00:24:57,690 --> 00:24:59,700
I don't know how to start
talking about the movie.

413
00:25:00,150 --> 00:25:04,020
There's so much. I just have like a,

414
00:25:04,130 --> 00:25:07,940
a bunch of notes about things
that I liked, but like, yeah.

415
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:11,620
And I definitely have thoughts
about this movie, but it's,

416
00:25:11,620 --> 00:25:14,220
it's a hard movie to just talk about.

417
00:25:15,090 --> 00:25:18,420
Yeah. E especially, cuz like we can't,

418
00:25:18,630 --> 00:25:21,300
we definitely can't go line by
line cuz that would take forever.

419
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:25,340
And the people we're
talking to just watched it,

420
00:25:25,490 --> 00:25:27,820
they know what happened in the movie.

421
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,850
Yeah. It would. It would
be silly to do that maybe.

422
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,730
Okay. I know how to get into this Uhhuh.

423
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:39,010
I say as I turn away from the
mic for no reason. Uh, okay.

424
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:43,980
And each of these movies, apparently
Jay Jonah, Jameson has been in it.

425
00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:47,020
He has been a character.
He has been a factor.

426
00:25:48,220 --> 00:25:51,030
This is the movie where
he is the main villain.

427
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,950
Uh, you are not entirely wrong.

428
00:25:55,410 --> 00:25:58,990
How am I? How am I? How
am I a little wrong?

429
00:25:59,390 --> 00:26:00,750
<Laugh> there, there is.

430
00:26:02,540 --> 00:26:05,630
I mean there are literal
villains, but yes,

431
00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:08,710
Jay Jonah Jameson is create,

432
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:13,550
creates the events that make
this movie possible. Also, man,

433
00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:15,950
I know it's called
attention to in the movie,

434
00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:19,270
but if I was a teenager
with access to a wizard,

435
00:26:19,460 --> 00:26:23,950
I would absolutely ask the
wizard to change reality
before I made even one phone

436
00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:24,600
call.

437
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:28,390
Oh no, that was a yes. That
is an amazing detail. Like

438
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:34,310
it is so well written. It feels like it's
ripped out of reality where it's like,

439
00:26:34,310 --> 00:26:37,350
wait, you can call them.
They sent the letter, like,

440
00:26:37,350 --> 00:26:42,200
isn't that the final say it's like
the first time you realize you can

441
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,880
make your own doctor's appointment.

442
00:26:44,350 --> 00:26:45,120
Yeah.

443
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:49,800
<Laugh> it's like your, your world
is literally broadening. No. Yeah.

444
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:53,600
I would go to a magic wizard to ask them
to change reality before I even thought

445
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:55,280
about trying to appeal.

446
00:26:56,230 --> 00:26:59,480
I mean, if you look at, if
you look at what happens,

447
00:26:59,780 --> 00:27:04,160
Jay Jonah Jameson directly responsible
for the death of Marissa tome.

448
00:27:04,390 --> 00:27:05,240
Absolutely.

449
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:10,160
Which is so the part that
stings the most it's it's one

450
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,600
of my favorite scenes in this movie.

451
00:27:11,940 --> 00:27:14,440
Not for how it makes me
feel or anything like that.

452
00:27:15,010 --> 00:27:20,000
It it's the scene it's
raining and Spiderman mask off

453
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:25,000
is just watching uh, uh,
a building size, Joe Jagen

454
00:27:26,650 --> 00:27:27,780
what is his name?

455
00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:29,740
Jay Jonah. Jameson.

456
00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:33,380
Thank you. Is watching a
building sized Jay Jonah,

457
00:27:33,380 --> 00:27:36,300
Jayson blame him for his aunt's death.

458
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:37,240
Yes.

459
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,500
And like that's where the rage is.

460
00:27:39,530 --> 00:27:44,100
That's where the darkness is
because the guy responsible

461
00:27:44,470 --> 00:27:47,940
is now publicly pinning the
blame of his aunt's death on him.

462
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:52,740
Like how do you not go fucking punch
a building down with your spider

463
00:27:52,740 --> 00:27:55,860
powers? I don't understand
how he, how he reigns it in.

464
00:27:56,530 --> 00:27:58,460
What I really appreciate. Uh,

465
00:27:58,460 --> 00:28:01,780
I know that I said one thing that I like
about these movies is the re-casting is

466
00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:04,700
Jay Joma, Jay Jonah, Jay Jonah,

467
00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:07,380
Jameson as an Alex Jones type.

468
00:28:07,380 --> 00:28:11,940
But they really in the darker
moments actually get to the truly

469
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:15,140
insidious parts of
characters like Alex Jones,

470
00:28:15,540 --> 00:28:20,020
which is blaming innocent people for

471
00:28:20,540 --> 00:28:22,900
horrible things that
happened in their lives.

472
00:28:22,900 --> 00:28:27,100
And obviously with the movie being
shot from a sympathetic perspective of

473
00:28:27,100 --> 00:28:31,820
Peter Parker, we can see how
wrong all of that is. Uh, but to,

474
00:28:31,820 --> 00:28:36,660
to keep that very real phenomenon
in these movies does feel like the

475
00:28:36,660 --> 00:28:41,340
writers, uh, specifically had an ax to
grind against people like Alex Jones.

476
00:28:42,210 --> 00:28:46,980
Well, I even if they're not like
taking that sort of agenda to it,

477
00:28:46,980 --> 00:28:51,820
they're definitely drawing
inspiration from these kinds of

478
00:28:51,820 --> 00:28:56,540
people who go on public
or national television and

479
00:28:56,690 --> 00:29:01,100
accuse parents who have lost children
of, of being crisis actors. Like that's,

480
00:29:01,100 --> 00:29:05,820
that's the same energy here as
pinning the death and the destruction

481
00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:10,300
of that building on Spider-Man when
Spider-Man was just trying to do the right

482
00:29:10,300 --> 00:29:11,133
thing. You know?

483
00:29:12,330 --> 00:29:15,740
I mean, honestly, if you look at these
movies an aggregate, they kind of,

484
00:29:15,930 --> 00:29:17,820
I know we said they
have the best villains,

485
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:21,460
but I think they're the only Marvel movies
that actually have villains that say

486
00:29:21,820 --> 00:29:26,820
anything about modern society.
Uh, because the, the vulture,

487
00:29:27,010 --> 00:29:31,740
I is a critique largely on like
government overreach and taking jobs

488
00:29:31,740 --> 00:29:35,500
from people and people not being able to
make a living wage, doing honest work.

489
00:29:35,530 --> 00:29:36,380
Yeah. I mean, yeah.

490
00:29:36,430 --> 00:29:37,820
So they have to turn to crime.

491
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:42,760
The vulture is the most like I,
if there was any villain, okay,

492
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:45,920
this is gonna be as stupidest. The
stupidest thing I say on this episode,

493
00:29:46,610 --> 00:29:49,960
if there were any villains,
Republicans would get behind the most,

494
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,120
it would be the vulture.

495
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:52,760
<Laugh>. Yeah. And you know what?

496
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:56,280
The vulture is the kind of Republican
where I'd be like, I'm not that,

497
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:57,680
but I get it. Right.

498
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:01,840
Right. Okay. Moving on. Yes.
You're you're right. Yeah.

499
00:30:02,180 --> 00:30:06,120
And Mysterio was a like, well tuned,

500
00:30:06,140 --> 00:30:08,320
exceptionally well researched,

501
00:30:08,370 --> 00:30:13,320
feeling less media Maven
who knew exactly how to

502
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:18,040
turn public opinion in his
favor and against those,

503
00:30:18,050 --> 00:30:22,200
he didn't like and had
a years long plan to do.

504
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:25,040
So like Mysterio was TMZ.

505
00:30:25,650 --> 00:30:27,960
Oh yeah. TMZ with the, uh,

506
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:32,560
the poison pill or the dead man switch
to ruin the life of the person who

507
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:37,040
stops their plan. Yeah. <laugh> so
vindictive to the level of like,

508
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,080
even in death, I will ruin your life.

509
00:30:39,900 --> 00:30:42,200
And then of course you get the, uh,

510
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:45,920
objective villain of
Spider-Man no way home,

511
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:50,360
which is someone who is
willing to do and say

512
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:54,480
anything and ruin innocent
people's lives for clout.

513
00:30:55,140 --> 00:30:59,520
And, and I do mean, I, I, I would contend
that I am absolutely correct. Joe,

514
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:03,280
Jay Jameson. I can't say his name
right tonight. For some reason.

515
00:31:03,460 --> 00:31:06,280
Jay Jonah Jameson is the
villain of no way home.

516
00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:11,800
All of the other supposed villains
are merely victims of circumstance.

517
00:31:12,030 --> 00:31:14,640
They didn't ask to be there. They're,

518
00:31:14,770 --> 00:31:18,240
they're kind of just sort of
falling into the circumstances,

519
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:21,400
the cards that were dealt with
them. I will you track my statement?

520
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,240
I forgot green Golan is a menace.

521
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,050
Well, green Golan is a menace,

522
00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:30,930
but green Golan or uh, God,

523
00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:33,130
what's green. Goblin's person name.

524
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,090
Norman Norman Osborne.

525
00:31:36,340 --> 00:31:41,330
Uh, Norman Osborne does not want
to do villain shit when he finds

526
00:31:41,330 --> 00:31:44,930
himself weirdly in a new
universe, it's just true.

527
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,850
He's gone crazy with the green gas.

528
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:49,650
I very much.

529
00:31:49,650 --> 00:31:54,520
Do the only person who acts
in a villainous way that in,

530
00:31:54,570 --> 00:31:59,520
in a way that is not directly
related to green gas is electro.

531
00:31:59,860 --> 00:32:03,960
Yes. Who, who basically who,

532
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:04,960
who was basically,

533
00:32:06,030 --> 00:32:09,880
once they all find out like that they
were ripped to another universe moments

534
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:14,200
before their depths. Like I think
electro sort of hit the hardest was like,

535
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:18,480
wait a second. But I got my body back.
Like I didn't even have a body where,

536
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:22,640
when I got ripped out of my universe,
now I got this body. And like,

537
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:26,040
your electricity is so
much better than ours.

538
00:32:26,070 --> 00:32:29,280
Mm-hmm <affirmative> and my
power is based on electricity.

539
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:34,770
I get it. I get why he basically
wants to be a living. God. I mean,

540
00:32:35,180 --> 00:32:38,770
he finally has the opportunity
to use the most of the, this,

541
00:32:38,770 --> 00:32:41,440
this horrible gifted curse
that he's been given.

542
00:32:42,250 --> 00:32:45,060
Yeah. Cuz it it's true to
his character of motivations,

543
00:32:45,170 --> 00:32:49,980
even from amazing Spider-Man
because he was a guy who

544
00:32:49,980 --> 00:32:54,940
couldn't be seen and had no power
and just wanted to be powerful and be

545
00:32:54,940 --> 00:32:56,540
seen as a God and get what he wanted.

546
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,820
And this universe allows
him to do that again.

547
00:33:00,670 --> 00:33:01,070
Uh.

548
00:33:01,070 --> 00:33:05,020
Where's your, your like doc ox,
once you get rid of the problem,

549
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:07,980
doc a is a cool guy.

550
00:33:08,300 --> 00:33:10,980
<Laugh> yeah. He never
wanted to be evil. He,

551
00:33:10,980 --> 00:33:15,540
he was that that inhibitor
chip was broken very early on.

552
00:33:15,540 --> 00:33:19,540
And the, the weird AI that
lives in those arms is,

553
00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:21,420
was influencing him to do evil.

554
00:33:22,010 --> 00:33:26,060
It's a really fascinating juggling
act that this movie does juggling

555
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:31,300
the motivations of these
characters in a way that it does

556
00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:35,820
ultimately lead to a physical
confrontation with all of them.

557
00:33:35,820 --> 00:33:40,540
Even including like, uh, Flynn,
Marco, he just wants that box thing.

558
00:33:40,540 --> 00:33:42,780
Right? Cause he thinks he
can go home to his daughter.

559
00:33:43,150 --> 00:33:44,100
No. So I,

560
00:33:44,100 --> 00:33:48,180
I think some of the best work was done
with Flint Marco because once he finds

561
00:33:48,180 --> 00:33:52,500
Spiderman, he's like, Peter, it's me.
What's going on? Let's work this out.

562
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:57,500
And then once that, that carrot on
a stick is, is put in front of him.

563
00:33:57,730 --> 00:34:01,940
This is a box. If we push it, they get
sent home. He can see his daughter again.

564
00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:05,740
He's like, well, fuck you Spiderman.
The solution I need is right there.

565
00:34:05,740 --> 00:34:10,140
I just want to go home. See my daughter
again. I don't need you for that.

566
00:34:10,790 --> 00:34:14,260
So now I'm against you. Like
it, it, it, all of the motivate,

567
00:34:14,260 --> 00:34:18,780
this movie is a master class
of characterization and

568
00:34:18,780 --> 00:34:20,340
motivation that drives plot.

569
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:24,130
I mean, they do a phenomenal job of,

570
00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:28,170
of taking these completely
ludicrous characters and,

571
00:34:28,170 --> 00:34:31,410
and juggling their wants and
desires pretty much, perfectly.

572
00:34:32,030 --> 00:34:36,610
All while insanely ripping characters from

573
00:34:36,610 --> 00:34:41,560
movies that are over and extending the

574
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:45,080
life of those characters. Years later,

575
00:34:45,390 --> 00:34:47,360
actors having to slip into roles.

576
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:51,800
They haven't played at maximum
20 years for Wilm to foe

577
00:34:52,700 --> 00:34:56,870
a and like it's all goes off without
a hitch. Everything feels natural.

578
00:34:57,140 --> 00:35:01,670
Everything feels just like
natural extensions of the
movies that they're from.

579
00:35:02,930 --> 00:35:07,550
All what I'm trying to say is the actors
in these movies, no matter how small,

580
00:35:07,550 --> 00:35:07,910
the role,

581
00:35:07,910 --> 00:35:11,830
even the lizard who has like the
smallest screen time of all the villains,

582
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:16,840
these actors worked their
fucking ass off and they did a,

583
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:18,800
a phenomenal fucking job.

584
00:35:19,390 --> 00:35:20,280
Yeah. I mean, I,

585
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:25,120
I guarantee you when they came to Re's
Hans about being the lizard again,

586
00:35:25,830 --> 00:35:29,360
he's like, I get some stuff going
on, so I can't really be in it,

587
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,760
but I can do VO for the lizard
and they're like, that's cool.

588
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:36,080
You're gonna be lizard already. Right. Uh.

589
00:35:36,140 --> 00:35:37,360
Can we get you for one day?

590
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,040
You're just, you're just gonna say,
you're just gonna say like 10 things.

591
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,960
And one of them was, is gonna be like,

592
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:45,440
the time has come and I bet
Reese fins was like, hell yeah.

593
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:46,313
Right.

594
00:35:46,590 --> 00:35:48,520
I would love to be the lizard again.

595
00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:51,320
And then, you know, later on they're
like, can we get you for one day?

596
00:35:51,330 --> 00:35:53,880
We need you for a scene.
You get UN lizard.

597
00:35:55,030 --> 00:35:55,520
Yeah.

598
00:35:55,520 --> 00:36:00,240
You need to stand there and look confused
as you are unlisted and set back to

599
00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:03,600
your home dimension. Yeah.
And I bet they were, this is,

600
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:09,240
we're probably gonna say this
again, but goddamnit will defo.

601
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:10,130
Jesus.

602
00:36:10,130 --> 00:36:12,520
Is, is a singular actor.

603
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:16,040
And this is coming from
a long time defo feed.

604
00:36:16,650 --> 00:36:19,420
Oh yeah. Uh, I mean, this.

605
00:36:19,420 --> 00:36:22,540
Is, he's one of the few actors that cannot

606
00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:27,090
do anything less than his best.

607
00:36:27,740 --> 00:36:31,400
He, this man, I,

608
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:34,080
if I would say he acts
circles around everyone else,

609
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:35,760
but they're all doing stellar jobs.

610
00:36:35,770 --> 00:36:39,560
So it's more like he's just at the front
of the pack and they're like a step

611
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:43,600
behind, not even they're even
with them, but it's just, he,

612
00:36:44,740 --> 00:36:49,360
the way he portrays
Normans born as like the,

613
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:50,560
the way that they've they've,

614
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:55,200
they've turned the green Goble problem
into like kind akin to like a mental

615
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,320
illness. I think that
was a really great move.

616
00:36:57,660 --> 00:37:02,560
Cuz then you get that the regular
Norman Osborne who we've missed for

617
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:07,280
all this time. I haven't seen in 20 years
and he's a struggl struggling in this,

618
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:11,600
this new world, but then we
get to see the flip switch and,

619
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:15,710
and what a great moment, because we,

620
00:37:16,010 --> 00:37:20,990
the transition from Osborne to
green Golin happens with his

621
00:37:20,990 --> 00:37:24,870
back, turned to the camera mm-hmm
<affirmative> but you can see it, it,

622
00:37:24,870 --> 00:37:26,510
you can see the moment it happens.

623
00:37:27,090 --> 00:37:27,923
Yes.

624
00:37:28,050 --> 00:37:31,910
The moment when, uh, Alfred
Molina, uh, doc says like, Hey,

625
00:37:31,910 --> 00:37:35,590
no more darker half, you
can see it's in a shoulders.

626
00:37:35,780 --> 00:37:37,430
It's in the way he's breathing.

627
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:41,750
He physically transforms himself.

628
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:46,460
And then we don't see that payoff for
another scene in a re another really great

629
00:37:46,460 --> 00:37:50,940
scene with spider, with, uh, the
spy sense, being so loud and,

630
00:37:50,940 --> 00:37:52,580
and like coming from every direction.

631
00:37:52,580 --> 00:37:57,060
And it it's a very tense scene
that was filmed like very great

632
00:37:57,420 --> 00:38:02,140
decisions made until he just does
like a little movement and then boom,

633
00:38:02,140 --> 00:38:06,460
that's him. And he is like, that's some
neat trick of yours. Huh? Like, yeah.

634
00:38:07,020 --> 00:38:11,940
Phenomenal, phenomenal acting by
Norman, Bob Rubin, William defo,

635
00:38:11,940 --> 00:38:13,060
William defo.

636
00:38:13,810 --> 00:38:14,643
I,

637
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:19,260
one of my favorite things
with will Defoe's portrayal
of Norman Osborne in this

638
00:38:19,260 --> 00:38:23,850
movie, is that not only I is this,

639
00:38:24,420 --> 00:38:29,330
uh, is this green Golan
horribly frustrating and

640
00:38:29,350 --> 00:38:34,290
disheartening because he's just like
cruel for no reason and exactly where you

641
00:38:34,290 --> 00:38:37,080
don't want him to be when
you don't want, like, he,

642
00:38:37,770 --> 00:38:39,600
he is the perfect villain in that way,

643
00:38:39,740 --> 00:38:44,120
but his actions and the
things that he says and most

644
00:38:44,130 --> 00:38:45,320
notably I'm,

645
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:48,880
I'm very glad that the green Golan
mask gets destroyed early in the movie.

646
00:38:49,290 --> 00:38:53,800
So that the only green goblin you
see is will Defoes incredible acting

647
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:55,160
looks pathetic.

648
00:38:55,890 --> 00:38:56,360
Oh yeah.

649
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:57,400
Like, like he,

650
00:38:57,490 --> 00:39:02,080
he is he's bug-eyed and he can't
put his teeth away and his eyes are

651
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:06,040
glazed over and he is
sweaty and you pity him,

652
00:39:06,140 --> 00:39:09,840
but he is cruel <laugh> uh, and,

653
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:14,560
and you it's the ex it
imparts to you as an

654
00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:15,560
audience member. Exactly.

655
00:39:16,060 --> 00:39:19,840
How you think Peter Parker
must feel a little bit,

656
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:24,840
which is I hate this
person so much and they are

657
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:29,320
a pitiable creature and they
are extremely dangerous.

658
00:39:29,750 --> 00:39:34,120
I shouldn't be punching as hard as I
am, but no matter how hard I punch,

659
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,600
he just smiles and laughs at me.

660
00:39:37,410 --> 00:39:42,190
So I have to punch harder in
order to get him not to stop

661
00:39:42,190 --> 00:39:42,630
smiling,

662
00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:47,510
but to stop being such the big
threat that he is because these

663
00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:52,350
punches have stopped everyone before and
they're doing nothing to him right now.

664
00:39:52,860 --> 00:39:53,350
Yeah.

665
00:39:53,350 --> 00:39:57,790
Not a lot of movies effectively
communicate a character
that is totally pitiable

666
00:39:58,010 --> 00:40:01,310
and horribly dangerous. Uh, and it,

667
00:40:01,310 --> 00:40:04,430
it really comes through in
his performance. I mean,

668
00:40:04,470 --> 00:40:06,830
let's not forget the fact that this movie,

669
00:40:06,980 --> 00:40:11,550
this silly superhero movie has
like three of the greatest living

670
00:40:11,740 --> 00:40:16,590
actors in it in Willum
defo, Alfred Molina and,

671
00:40:16,590 --> 00:40:17,630
uh, Andrew Garfield,

672
00:40:17,660 --> 00:40:22,190
like incredible talent is just
hanging out in this movie.

673
00:40:22,190 --> 00:40:24,870
And of course, uh, Tom
Hardy, but you know.

674
00:40:25,110 --> 00:40:28,350
<Laugh>, I mean, we, we, we
would've accepted, I don't know,

675
00:40:28,350 --> 00:40:33,070
been in a cumber bench, Mesa,
tome. Um, we would've accepted.

676
00:40:33,730 --> 00:40:36,910
Did you say Alfred Molina? Yeah. We, well,

677
00:40:36,910 --> 00:40:39,870
we did accept that
<laugh> we would accepted.

678
00:40:39,870 --> 00:40:40,830
Jamie Fox.

679
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,110
Uh, Zendaya. We would've accepted.

680
00:40:44,340 --> 00:40:44,950
Yeah.

681
00:40:44,950 --> 00:40:49,510
Actually Zendaya would prob
should probably have taken
Andrew Garfield spot in

682
00:40:49,510 --> 00:40:51,350
the ranking, but you know, well, her.

683
00:40:51,350 --> 00:40:54,550
She career's, you know, she's
still just getting her start,

684
00:40:54,550 --> 00:40:56,150
so we we'll see where she goes.

685
00:40:56,460 --> 00:40:59,270
Yeah. Maybe season day
in tick, tick boom, too.

686
00:40:59,990 --> 00:41:03,710
<Laugh> tick tick. Boom was really good.

687
00:41:03,710 --> 00:41:08,190
Andrew Garfield is phenomenal. I wanna
watch that, that, that FBI show he is on.

688
00:41:09,180 --> 00:41:13,310
I, I have never seen a better musical,
but a narcissist than tick, tick, boom.

689
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,790
Uh, allegedly I don't.

690
00:41:16,790 --> 00:41:19,230
Allegedly. All right. Um, so

691
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:25,320
great villains that, so there's a, a
great moment in this hallway fight, um,

692
00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:28,920
between Spiderman and green
Golan. It's the moment I,

693
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:33,120
I was kind of describing before Spiderman
is just punching him in the face and

694
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:35,600
William defo was just
like smiling and laughing.

695
00:41:36,380 --> 00:41:40,680
And I had a weird stray thought that
really it it's, it's not valuable.

696
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:41,800
It's not a valuable thought,

697
00:41:43,170 --> 00:41:48,070
but William defo plays a better joker
as green Golan than I think many of the

698
00:41:48,070 --> 00:41:49,430
jokers we've seen on the screen.

699
00:41:49,860 --> 00:41:53,870
Yeah. I think will defo could
be a hell of a joker. Uh,

700
00:41:53,870 --> 00:41:56,470
and also that hallway fight, uh,

701
00:41:57,190 --> 00:42:01,310
multiple plexes through
the floor by will defo,

702
00:42:01,310 --> 00:42:02,470
which is just great.

703
00:42:02,820 --> 00:42:07,230
It's a funny comment that I've seen a
couple in a couple of places where people

704
00:42:07,230 --> 00:42:09,990
note a lot of they're just like, huh?

705
00:42:10,380 --> 00:42:12,950
I don't think MMA film moves.

706
00:42:12,950 --> 00:42:17,310
Would've kind of gelled in the Sam
Ramey films. And it's like, why, what,

707
00:42:18,650 --> 00:42:19,990
how was this your takeaway?

708
00:42:20,270 --> 00:42:23,030
<Laugh> that is a, that
is a strange takeaway.

709
00:42:23,030 --> 00:42:25,270
I just liked him getting
suplex through the floor.

710
00:42:25,580 --> 00:42:26,413
Yeah. R.

711
00:42:26,700 --> 00:42:27,750
Duplex and I'm happy.

712
00:42:28,140 --> 00:42:31,910
Yeah. And like, uh, what
pile drivers or dive bombs.

713
00:42:31,910 --> 00:42:36,750
There were other wrestling moves in there
that were just phenomenally executed.

714
00:42:37,260 --> 00:42:41,030
I, I don't like crashing through
floors, uh, you know, gets,

715
00:42:41,030 --> 00:42:42,270
gets applause from me.

716
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:43,790
If you're gonna have, yeah.

717
00:42:43,790 --> 00:42:46,670
I actually think there were less
plexes and more power bombs,

718
00:42:46,670 --> 00:42:47,500
I think you're right.

719
00:42:47,500 --> 00:42:48,230
Yeah. No,

720
00:42:48,230 --> 00:42:51,910
but if you're gonna have a superhero
fight crash through some fucking floors,

721
00:42:51,910 --> 00:42:56,150
let's just do it, you know,
stop, stop being, stop,

722
00:42:56,150 --> 00:42:59,110
stop holding back. That's
that's what green Golin wanted.

723
00:42:59,350 --> 00:43:01,190
Spiderman <laugh> to do,

724
00:43:01,260 --> 00:43:04,750
stop holding back and kill him to,

725
00:43:04,750 --> 00:43:06,350
to corrupt his moral code.

726
00:43:06,350 --> 00:43:11,110
Cuz all his green Golin wants to do is
ruin Spiderman's day. And boy did, he.

727
00:43:11,650 --> 00:43:15,310
All he wants to do is ruin his
day and also eat those donuts.

728
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:18,350
Oh man. He packed his jacket full of them.

729
00:43:19,020 --> 00:43:23,070
I love that his little outfit
he's wearing <laugh> uh,

730
00:43:23,070 --> 00:43:27,830
because presumably he came into
that universe wearing the green

731
00:43:27,830 --> 00:43:31,750
Golin suit because moments before his
death, he was fighting Spiderman. Right.

732
00:43:31,750 --> 00:43:33,350
For getting impeded on his glider.

733
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:38,550
So he came out and he like had to
change his clothes and he found the most

734
00:43:38,550 --> 00:43:42,350
green Golan ass clothes
<laugh> he could possibly find,

735
00:43:42,350 --> 00:43:46,950
which is like a big billowy
purple scarf and like a green

736
00:43:47,030 --> 00:43:51,390
chore coat. Uh, GTA, appreciate
that. I do wonder though.

737
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:55,750
So like the feast center, right?
That's a miles Morales thing.

738
00:43:56,090 --> 00:43:57,030
Yes. Like a.

739
00:43:57,030 --> 00:43:58,710
Miles Morales comics thing, right?

740
00:43:58,800 --> 00:43:59,710
It is. Yes.

741
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:05,430
Uh, also that was in the
Spider-Man video game.

742
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:06,513
Correct?

743
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:11,500
Jay Jonah Jameson was cast into a fringe

744
00:44:11,940 --> 00:44:15,820
podcaster weirdo and the video
game, which one did fringe?

745
00:44:16,030 --> 00:44:17,500
JJ J first.

746
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,410
I wanna say it was far from home.

747
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:27,713
Okay.

748
00:44:27,940 --> 00:44:29,250
Uh, well, no, I, I want,

749
00:44:29,250 --> 00:44:33,360
so that's the first movie
appearance of friends. JJ,

750
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:36,360
JJ mm-hmm <affirmative> so that was 2019.

751
00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:38,680
And then Spider-Man PS4.

752
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:41,680
Spiderman. PS4 was like 2016 or 2018.

753
00:44:43,390 --> 00:44:46,920
Uh Spider-Man PS4 was

754
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,400
2018.

755
00:44:48,530 --> 00:44:52,240
So technically the video
game did it first by a year,

756
00:44:52,340 --> 00:44:54,480
but we don't know when
the scripts were written.

757
00:44:55,050 --> 00:44:58,440
We also don't know if that was a
thing in the comic books at any point.

758
00:44:58,490 --> 00:45:01,640
So what was to say, you got
their inspiration from where.

759
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:04,920
Right. And, and honestly,
I mean, it doesn't matter.

760
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,160
It's all the same property
really? Like, I mean,

761
00:45:08,150 --> 00:45:11,600
does this reinforcing each other at that
point? No, one's stealing from anyone.

762
00:45:11,900 --> 00:45:15,160
I'm just saying there's a feast
center. So where's Mr. Negative.

763
00:45:16,210 --> 00:45:18,360
Uh, he's busy running feast.

764
00:45:18,850 --> 00:45:21,920
Oh. And then he'll be do he'll
do Mr. Negative stuff later.

765
00:45:22,310 --> 00:45:23,143
Yeah.

766
00:45:23,830 --> 00:45:24,920
I mean I'm here for it.

767
00:45:25,630 --> 00:45:26,480
Aren't we all.

768
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:30,320
We're all here for Mr.
Negative slash Martin Lee.

769
00:45:30,550 --> 00:45:32,120
Martin Lee. You got it right.

770
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:33,080
There we go. Nailed.

771
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,480
It. Nailed it. Oh,

772
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:38,440
well in default I could
talk forever about just,

773
00:45:39,390 --> 00:45:42,800
I don't know all of these. I could
talk about the acting forever.

774
00:45:44,150 --> 00:45:48,760
I, I think there was a, there's
a specific moment where,

775
00:45:49,380 --> 00:45:52,960
and, and they touch on
this a couple times. Uh,

776
00:45:53,050 --> 00:45:56,520
so maybe the more interesting thing
that I wanna talk about first is the

777
00:45:56,520 --> 00:46:01,360
villains were obviously populated
into this universe at the time

778
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:02,240
of their death.

779
00:46:02,970 --> 00:46:07,920
If the spell broke and they brought in
people who knew about Spider-Man <laugh>

780
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:08,480
I think people.

781
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:11,760
Well, people who knew
Peter Parker is Spider-Man.

782
00:46:12,420 --> 00:46:12,920
Yes.

783
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:16,480
And the only people who knew that in those
movies were the villains because they

784
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,280
had unasked him in one way or another.

785
00:46:18,710 --> 00:46:23,040
I wanna know why Mary Jane wasn't
brought in from the Toby McGuire verse.

786
00:46:24,420 --> 00:46:26,840
Now my thinking is, uh, she was,

787
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:30,560
and they just didn't
<laugh> like, I don't know.

788
00:46:31,070 --> 00:46:33,800
Does the cell phone service work the same?

789
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:36,880
Maybe they just didn't
get her because they,

790
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:40,040
they were specifically looking for
Peter Parker when they cast that spell.

791
00:46:42,030 --> 00:46:46,710
Maybe I, I don't know. Maybe only
bring maybe they only brought in dudes.

792
00:46:47,470 --> 00:46:49,950
Maybe, uh, that's a shame,

793
00:46:50,090 --> 00:46:54,350
but I know that when they did
bring in both Toby McGuire

794
00:46:54,770 --> 00:46:59,590
and Andrew Garfield, they were
age diversions of their Spiderman.

795
00:47:00,540 --> 00:47:05,350
That is correct because they weren't
pulled from right before when

796
00:47:05,350 --> 00:47:07,390
they died. Cuz they didn't die.

797
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:11,670
Ah, interesting. So they, I mean
it's magic. So who cares? Right.

798
00:47:11,670 --> 00:47:13,590
But so, so what I think
it is, it's like, yeah,

799
00:47:13,590 --> 00:47:17,590
the magic pulled the most recent
copy. It could not copy I guess,

800
00:47:17,650 --> 00:47:22,230
but pulled them from their most recent
moments in the timeline <laugh> and they

801
00:47:22,230 --> 00:47:23,950
all, all of the villains were dead,

802
00:47:24,210 --> 00:47:28,190
but they had Mo a most recent version
of themselves that were pulled in.

803
00:47:28,410 --> 00:47:32,960
And then the two Spiderman who had
continued to live on an age were pulled in

804
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:34,520
cuz they had a more recent copy.

805
00:47:34,910 --> 00:47:37,600
What, what if it, what if
it pulled in the genuine,

806
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:42,560
most recent version of people who
knew and just a skeleton came out of

807
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:43,393
a portal.

808
00:47:43,510 --> 00:47:45,040
Just a corpse, just a.

809
00:47:45,510 --> 00:47:47,520
Just a corpse of norm porn.

810
00:47:47,990 --> 00:47:51,320
Yeah. It's it's still pierced by
the glider. They couldn't remove it.

811
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:52,800
So they just buried him. Yeah.

812
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:55,600
With the glider attach,
the GLI is still and it.

813
00:47:55,600 --> 00:48:00,200
When I cleaned your father's
wound, I left the glider in there.

814
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:01,313
<Laugh>.

815
00:48:01,870 --> 00:48:03,520
I didn't know how to get it out.

816
00:48:03,530 --> 00:48:04,680
No, there was no,

817
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:09,240
there were no YouTube
tutorials for me to look up

818
00:48:09,700 --> 00:48:11,200
for glider removal.

819
00:48:12,190 --> 00:48:14,000
I loved your father Harry.

820
00:48:14,650 --> 00:48:17,280
So I'm sorry about the glider thing.

821
00:48:18,530 --> 00:48:22,840
We had an intimate relationship.
He wasn't ready to tell you.

822
00:48:24,590 --> 00:48:26,200
I've seen things in this house.

823
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:31,000
I've never spoken of like
your father naked. Anyway.

824
00:48:31,150 --> 00:48:32,320
I love you too.

825
00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:34,240
Surprisingly big penis.

826
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:35,633
<Laugh>.

827
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:41,480
Everyone said it, but I didn't believe
it. I hadn't seen auntie Christ.

828
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:48,040
Everyone on the set was confused and by
the set, I mean everyone in the house,

829
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:50,000
which was just me.

830
00:48:50,380 --> 00:48:51,600
Why struggling.

831
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:52,433
To talk?

832
00:48:52,490 --> 00:48:56,200
Am I talking about will
de fo or Norman Osborne?

833
00:48:56,450 --> 00:48:58,840
Am I your Butler or an actor?

834
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:01,680
<Laugh> this is your.

835
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:02,680
James Frank.

836
00:49:03,990 --> 00:49:06,960
This is what will drive
you to become the ho.

837
00:49:10,750 --> 00:49:14,360
I guess I need to rewatch
that scene with the Butler in.

838
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:16,840
It. <laugh> yeah, it's
really long and weird.

839
00:49:16,860 --> 00:49:21,800
You need to watch the more fun edition
to, uh, to get the additional scenes.

840
00:49:22,290 --> 00:49:25,640
Oh man. The more fun edition was great,
but it's not really worth talking about.

841
00:49:26,350 --> 00:49:29,200
What those 11 extra minutes
aren't worth 11 extra.

842
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:30,040
Minutes a cast.

843
00:49:30,850 --> 00:49:35,360
Uh, I mean, so there were a lot
more bits with Hannibal bears, JB,

844
00:49:35,610 --> 00:49:39,600
JB, smooth and Martin star,
which were phenomenal. Uh,

845
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:44,400
there was a whole telecast in
there by, by the students about,

846
00:49:45,250 --> 00:49:48,960
uh, Spiderman, going to their school
with multiple interviews of those, those,

847
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:53,040
those people. I just named along with
like actual, you know, friends of,

848
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:56,480
of Peter Parker. That was pretty fun. Uh,

849
00:49:56,480 --> 00:50:01,360
there was one more scene with Matt Murdoch
and happy Hogan, uh, in front of a,

850
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:05,360
a Des a deposition about
the stolen stark tech, uh,

851
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:07,560
where happy ho Hogan gets
an alert on his phone,

852
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:10,920
where he watches all the
villains, enter his, his,

853
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:15,600
his apartment while in front of like a
deposition. And that Murdoch was like,

854
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:17,520
stop sweating. He's
like, how do you do that?

855
00:50:19,030 --> 00:50:20,800
That sounds like more fun. It.

856
00:50:20,810 --> 00:50:22,280
It brought in more humor.

857
00:50:23,910 --> 00:50:28,440
Eventually the extra
scenes ended because the,

858
00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:30,320
the need for humor I guess,

859
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:33,760
had been met and now it
was time for deep sadness.

860
00:50:34,750 --> 00:50:38,800
I, I gotta say we, we glossed over this,

861
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:43,360
but you wanna talk about the CRA
people, you know, it's crazy, right?

862
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:47,960
That this Sony slash Marvel movie
brings in all these other Sony property

863
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:50,480
things, including eventually venom.

864
00:50:50,990 --> 00:50:51,823
Like yeah.

865
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:54,880
Whatever. That's crazy, right?
Yeah. It was really fucking crazy.

866
00:50:54,990 --> 00:50:57,040
Matt fucking Murdoch is crazy.

867
00:50:57,420 --> 00:51:00,040
Yes. Matt Murdoch played
by Charlie Cox Fromm.

868
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:04,160
The Netflix Marvel series reprising
his role for the first time.

869
00:51:04,460 --> 00:51:07,680
And in a way that when I
first saw him in theaters,

870
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:11,240
I literally like out loud in an
Alamo draft house just went, oh shit.

871
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:13,320
<Laugh> I I've heard people.

872
00:51:13,650 --> 00:51:18,560
Charlie Cox himself said that
he saw it and no one made a

873
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:20,760
sound. I can tell you Mr.

874
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:23,800
Charlie Cox that in my Alamo draft house,

875
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:26,280
everyone audibly gasped.

876
00:51:26,620 --> 00:51:30,840
Yes. Um, so yeah, come on our show, Mr.

877
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:35,840
Charlie Cox, and we will gasp,
we will recreate that moment, uh,

878
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:40,400
for you cuz I'm saddened by that
news. I, it was a phenomenal moment.

879
00:51:40,590 --> 00:51:44,040
Yeah. We, we will gasp for
you. And also to be clear,

880
00:51:44,050 --> 00:51:47,920
we will only talk about your
character on boardwalk empire.

881
00:51:48,310 --> 00:51:51,600
I don't sure I will be lost
the entire conversation.

882
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:55,280
Don't worry. Just watch the first
three seasons of boardwalk empire.

883
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:56,010
You'll be fine.

884
00:51:56,010 --> 00:51:58,560
Oh, okay. Yeah. I'll just go
ahead and do that real quick.

885
00:51:58,890 --> 00:52:03,880
Uh, but yeah, that was the big reveal to
me was cuz you know, you see your Toby,

886
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:06,520
McGuires your Andrew Garf and
the theater was like, Ooh,

887
00:52:06,900 --> 00:52:10,000
but Matt Murdoch is what
really did it for my theater.

888
00:52:10,450 --> 00:52:12,480
Oh yeah. Matt Murdoch was. I mean,

889
00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:15,560
honestly that was a really cool
moment cuz it's like, oh shit.

890
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:17,680
These movies are like connected to stuff.

891
00:52:18,740 --> 00:52:22,870
Also. I saw some people whining about
the I'm a really good lawyer line.

892
00:52:22,940 --> 00:52:24,870
I think that line's hilarious. That's.

893
00:52:24,870 --> 00:52:26,310
A, that's a phenomenal line.

894
00:52:26,790 --> 00:52:30,230
<Laugh> yeah. I, I think it's really
good. I think it's really funny.

895
00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:31,990
And people complaining
about it are babies.

896
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:32,950
Oh man.

897
00:52:32,950 --> 00:52:36,510
These are the same people who are
complaining about she hol twerk and I just

898
00:52:36,510 --> 00:52:37,343
don't need to know you.

899
00:52:37,740 --> 00:52:41,830
I mean, these are the people who
are complaining about MJ being, uh,

900
00:52:42,450 --> 00:52:46,870
I'm not gonna say they're
complaining because she's not white,

901
00:52:47,530 --> 00:52:51,270
but I'm not gonna say that's
not why they're complaining.

902
00:52:52,580 --> 00:52:56,950
Yeah. Moving on. Um.

903
00:52:56,950 --> 00:52:59,190
There's a black Spiderman
out there somewhere.

904
00:52:59,540 --> 00:53:00,710
That's a really good line.

905
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:02,350
Oh it's great. That's.

906
00:53:02,350 --> 00:53:03,183
A phenomenal line.

907
00:53:03,300 --> 00:53:03,740
I really,

908
00:53:03,740 --> 00:53:07,910
I will say they do look at each other
for a little too long after that. Nick.

909
00:53:07,910 --> 00:53:08,950
It's a little too cute.

910
00:53:09,900 --> 00:53:12,790
I, I just, I really like, you know, his,

911
00:53:12,790 --> 00:53:15,390
his logic and his reasoning
was like you from Queens,

912
00:53:16,170 --> 00:53:19,150
you do a lot of good for a lot
of people. Mostly poor people.

913
00:53:19,660 --> 00:53:23,910
I just thought you were black. <laugh>
and then Andrew, Gar just goes, oh man,

914
00:53:24,530 --> 00:53:25,363
I'm sorry.

915
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:29,760
<Laugh> yeah. It's
that's really funny this.

916
00:53:29,930 --> 00:53:33,800
So genuine. He's just like
<laugh>, he's bummed out. What.

917
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:37,600
What I love about that is electros
reply is like, no it's okay.

918
00:53:37,670 --> 00:53:42,080
Like you should, you should be
apologizing, but it is okay. Right.

919
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:44,640
Cause I'm sure there's a black
Spiderman out there somewhere.

920
00:53:44,870 --> 00:53:47,080
I really thought Andrew
Garfield when it was doing that,

921
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:51,560
like slow nod when they were looking at
each other a little bit too long for it

922
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:54,040
to sink in was just gonna
mouth miles, morale.

923
00:53:55,530 --> 00:53:59,240
Morales. Is that who
you're talking about? I've

924
00:54:01,410 --> 00:54:03,520
Miles's another Spiderman.

925
00:54:04,190 --> 00:54:05,800
I've seen things in this house.

926
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:09,600
I've never spoken of another Spiderman.

927
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:13,400
Maybe you wanna kill him.
Well, he's black. Don't do it.

928
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:16,600
<laugh> they'll call you a hate crime.

929
00:54:17,310 --> 00:54:21,080
I hope you don't do a lot of stuff in
the next few years that makes people

930
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:22,600
realize you're kind of a.

931
00:54:23,350 --> 00:54:25,320
Creeps tugs, collar.

932
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:28,320
Tugs collar, James Franco. We've.

933
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:30,600
Been, I think we've
been avoiding it enough.

934
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:34,360
I feel like we need to talk
about the three Spiderman.

935
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,840
<Laugh> have we not been talking
about the three Spiderman?

936
00:54:38,510 --> 00:54:41,840
I think the greatest moments.
Okay. So I, this is what I.

937
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:44,840
What I really three Spiderman
as a unit. Absolutely.

938
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:49,590
Yeah. What I really want to talk
about. Uh, and, and I'm when I,

939
00:54:49,590 --> 00:54:53,310
when I talk about this, I'm talking
to other executive producers,

940
00:54:53,630 --> 00:54:57,310
other people making
contact content out there,

941
00:54:58,410 --> 00:55:00,190
I'm speaking directly to you people.

942
00:55:00,980 --> 00:55:03,630
This movie is how you do fan service.

943
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:09,030
It is not gratuitous. It is not flagrant.

944
00:55:09,030 --> 00:55:11,270
It is not for the sake of doing it.

945
00:55:11,380 --> 00:55:15,910
They built a story around
bringing these three Spider-Man

946
00:55:16,190 --> 00:55:20,470
together and they make it a, a
culminating moment for one of them.

947
00:55:21,050 --> 00:55:25,550
And then they redeem the other two
through action scenes that are, are,

948
00:55:25,550 --> 00:55:26,750
are just phenomenal.

949
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:32,460
Fan service needs to have a
purpose. It's not just, well,

950
00:55:32,460 --> 00:55:36,260
let's bring in all these things you
recognize. So it dopamine spikes.

951
00:55:36,790 --> 00:55:41,060
No let's wrap up shit. We couldn't
wrap up. Cuz we ran out of time.

952
00:55:41,260 --> 00:55:43,260
Let's give more story,

953
00:55:43,650 --> 00:55:48,500
more life to established characters that
were bringing into this, to this story.

954
00:55:48,940 --> 00:55:53,100
Let's give everyone it's the, the
whole movies about second chances.

955
00:55:53,690 --> 00:55:58,300
Yeah. I mean, there, there's an old adage
that whenever you write a character,

956
00:55:58,300 --> 00:56:02,340
you owe them something because you
created them. Uh, and I think in,

957
00:56:02,340 --> 00:56:05,340
in writing this movie and
putting these characters in it,

958
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:09,780
the writers did realize
they owed something to these
characters for pulling them

959
00:56:09,780 --> 00:56:13,220
in. They could have just shown
up and set a bunch of one liners,

960
00:56:13,220 --> 00:56:17,100
which don't get me wrong. This movie
is full of self-referential one liners.

961
00:56:17,100 --> 00:56:19,180
I'm a bit of a scientist,
myself, et cetera.

962
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:24,400
But like the fact that these
characters got pulled in

963
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:28,880
and got to resolve
serious parts about their

964
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:33,880
characters before being sent back to
their respective universes chef kiss for

965
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:34,713
a job.

966
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:37,600
Phenomenal. It, it wasn't just like, yeah,

967
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:41,960
there were self we would
do. There were self,

968
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:46,920
there were the things
you said, self refer.

969
00:56:47,780 --> 00:56:48,640
Self-referential.

970
00:56:49,540 --> 00:56:51,600
One liners. There were those.

971
00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:55,760
But they were in con they were
standing in contrast to character

972
00:56:56,100 --> 00:56:59,680
development. And, and
honestly the wrapping up of,

973
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:03,920
of character arcs that were left
dangling by poor decision making.

974
00:57:04,770 --> 00:57:07,080
Um, mostly for Andrew Garfield's part.

975
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:10,360
<Laugh>. Yeah, mostly for Andrew
Garfield, never getting a,

976
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:12,320
a third movie due to, um,

977
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:17,000
executive level decisions and like
a lack of general public interest.

978
00:57:17,270 --> 00:57:19,840
Well, since this is one of the,

979
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:24,680
the most transient lines that ex
ascends the page and ascends the

980
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:29,080
screen is when Toby McGuire
Spiderman tells Andrew Garfield

981
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:33,560
Spiderman, stop with the, like, what
is this lane talk? You're amazing.

982
00:57:36,060 --> 00:57:40,430
That serves. So because the Andrew
Garfield Spiderman, for some reason,

983
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:45,270
granted, I never saw these films. I've
never seen amazing Spider-Man one or two.

984
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:47,110
So I, I, I'm not gonna weigh in,

985
00:57:47,110 --> 00:57:52,110
but like apparently he was just torn
apart online for his performance that

986
00:57:52,580 --> 00:57:57,030
I, I think it really affected
him afterward a and so having

987
00:57:57,530 --> 00:57:58,470
the original,

988
00:57:58,470 --> 00:58:02,710
Spider-Man tell you as the
actor portraying the, the,

989
00:58:02,710 --> 00:58:04,910
the second Spider-Man that you're amazing.

990
00:58:06,140 --> 00:58:10,110
Like it it's like we're watching
therapy. We're we're we're yeah,

991
00:58:10,110 --> 00:58:12,950
this is role play and it,
it works and it makes,

992
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:17,830
it touches my heart because in addition
to that, it's just wholesome as fuck.

993
00:58:17,850 --> 00:58:19,550
And we need more wholesome,

994
00:58:19,780 --> 00:58:23,830
like supportive talk between
our strong male characters.

995
00:58:24,140 --> 00:58:27,830
I I'm gonna be the first to say it.
Men need to be more supportive of men.

996
00:58:28,550 --> 00:58:30,230
<Laugh> I mean, yeah, absolutely.

997
00:58:31,250 --> 00:58:32,670
And everyone loves it when.

998
00:58:32,670 --> 00:58:33,670
You're doing a great job.

999
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:36,750
Oh, thank you. You, you, in
real life, you're so mean to me.

1000
00:58:37,660 --> 00:58:40,710
I know, I know. I.

1001
00:58:42,770 --> 00:58:46,110
The three Spiderman, every
moment is a chef's kiss.

1002
00:58:47,220 --> 00:58:51,550
I, I love it. I, I, I totally get what
you're saying about the Andrew Garfield.

1003
00:58:51,550 --> 00:58:55,790
So I have seen, I watched all of the
Spider-Man movies, uh, maybe a year ago,

1004
00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:56,870
uh,

1005
00:58:56,870 --> 00:59:01,630
after this movie came out and a
lot of people had real issues with

1006
00:59:01,630 --> 00:59:04,150
Andrew Garfield's
portrayal of Peter Parker,

1007
00:59:04,150 --> 00:59:08,390
because everyone has a fucking
opinion about how Peter Parker

1008
00:59:08,700 --> 00:59:13,230
should act and guess what
babies he should act. However,

1009
00:59:13,290 --> 00:59:14,710
the writers write him.

1010
00:59:15,020 --> 00:59:16,270
Yeah, absolutely.

1011
00:59:16,580 --> 00:59:20,990
Just in the same way that Steve Ditco or
whatever, the, and Stanley or whatever,

1012
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:22,800
whatever the fuck wrote,
the first Spiderman,

1013
00:59:22,970 --> 00:59:27,880
he acted the way that Steve Ditco and
Stanley wanted him to act and additional

1014
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:32,160
writers surprise will have their
characters act in different ways.

1015
00:59:32,510 --> 00:59:34,040
Yeah. Uh,

1016
00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:37,200
the only thing I know about the Andrew
Garfield Spiderman was that he was more

1017
00:59:37,260 --> 00:59:40,560
Quy, which is like, that's great.
That's the character in my purview.

1018
00:59:40,850 --> 00:59:45,480
He he's nervous. So he cracks jokes. Like
that's, that's part of the character.

1019
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:46,040
That's all I know.

1020
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:46,630
About him.

1021
00:59:46,630 --> 00:59:50,080
I think Andrew Garfield Spider-Man was
actually one of the more interesting

1022
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:52,120
ones. I think you should
give those movies a chance,

1023
00:59:52,490 --> 00:59:56,640
because he was like
really physical and Quy,

1024
00:59:56,640 --> 01:00:01,280
but like kind of cruel and
petty in a very juvenile way

1025
01:00:01,510 --> 01:00:06,480
that like, clearly isn't supposed to
come across as cool. Yeah. Which you,

1026
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:10,800
you rarely get in a Peter Parker.
Like usually if you get a quippy,

1027
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:15,800
Peter Parker, it's a quippy like
unequivocally, right. Peter Parker.

1028
01:00:16,380 --> 01:00:20,480
But this is like a Peter Parker is
like quippy, but like kind of mean,

1029
01:00:20,700 --> 01:00:24,360
and weird and anxious, like a,

1030
01:00:24,750 --> 01:00:27,680
like someone who tells
jokes to cut the tension,

1031
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:29,600
but is like not great with people.

1032
01:00:30,170 --> 01:00:34,320
Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Also his
parents have a mystery about him.

1033
01:00:34,830 --> 01:00:36,960
Yeah. That's the worst
part of those movies?

1034
01:00:38,100 --> 01:00:39,190
I don't know anything about him.

1035
01:00:39,190 --> 01:00:42,230
Haven't seen him and they
won't come off fucking stars.

1036
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:43,990
So I guess I never will see 'em.

1037
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:49,230
Oh, uh we're. We're big stars, heads,
big fans of spar. ATUs blood and sand.

1038
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:53,070
Uh, no, we're not. I, I don't
know how we saw those movies.

1039
01:00:53,250 --> 01:00:54,390
You might have rented them.

1040
01:00:54,460 --> 01:00:59,430
That's probably it. Anyway. I think
that an so after I finished this movie,

1041
01:00:59,430 --> 01:01:04,430
the first time the, uh, the overwhelming
feeling I walked away with was,

1042
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:08,470
oh my God, thank God. I get
to see Toby McGuire again,

1043
01:01:08,470 --> 01:01:13,390
like the Spider-Man too might be one
of my favorite movies of all time.

1044
01:01:13,390 --> 01:01:17,630
If not, if not that it's certainly
my most re-watched movie of all time,

1045
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:22,510
uh, watched it all the
time as a teenager and

1046
01:01:23,710 --> 01:01:25,910
watching this movie a second
time. I'm like, I think Andrew,

1047
01:01:25,910 --> 01:01:30,870
Garfield's actually my favorite Spider-Man
in this movie because people largely

1048
01:01:30,870 --> 01:01:33,950
have no reverence for him.
He's going through a lot.

1049
01:01:33,950 --> 01:01:36,550
Andrew Garfield acts his ass off. Oh man.

1050
01:01:36,550 --> 01:01:39,870
That scene where he catches Mary
Jane and asks if she's okay,

1051
01:01:39,870 --> 01:01:42,190
then she asks him if he's okay. <laugh>.

1052
01:01:42,950 --> 01:01:43,680
Phenomenal. Yeah.

1053
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:44,630
Oh, amazing.

1054
01:01:45,860 --> 01:01:50,430
Yeah. I, from the very start, his
introduction in this movie where,

1055
01:01:50,430 --> 01:01:53,350
you know, people are tossing
bread at him. <laugh>.

1056
01:01:53,700 --> 01:01:54,350
Mm-hmm.

1057
01:01:54,350 --> 01:01:56,310
<Affirmative>, it's like,
I've got the single thing.

1058
01:01:56,310 --> 01:01:59,230
It just doesn't work for bread. <laugh> I.

1059
01:01:59,230 --> 01:02:02,870
Think this is something that the movie
does really a really good job threading

1060
01:02:02,950 --> 01:02:06,550
the needle of which is so, like,

1061
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:10,710
there's a difference between something
being intertextual and meta textual.

1062
01:02:10,710 --> 01:02:14,870
And this is the thing we
used to talk about a lot, uh,

1063
01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:18,470
on the podcast when we were a lot more
insufferable and had a lot more free

1064
01:02:18,470 --> 01:02:19,303
time.

1065
01:02:19,540 --> 01:02:23,520
But like intertextuality
is you are talking about

1066
01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:27,800
texts, right? Like you're
talking about things that are,

1067
01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:31,720
intertext like you're referring to
other characters and other texts.

1068
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:36,240
And usually the MCU is pretty
solidly. Intertextual correct.

1069
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:40,920
It is to say it is talking about the
lines on the page and subsequent lines.

1070
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:42,840
Right? At no point,

1071
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:47,800
are we talking about an outside
medium or an outside world? Uh,

1072
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:52,480
cuz it doesn't exist. All that exists
is what's on the page. Intertextual.

1073
01:02:52,860 --> 01:02:53,280
And,

1074
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:57,400
and I think maybe I threw around the word
meta textual too much in talking about

1075
01:02:57,400 --> 01:03:00,760
the MCU before, but Spider-Man no way.

1076
01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:05,000
Home is certainly a meta textual
movie because to be meta textual,

1077
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:08,640
you must be making a
critique of your fiction,

1078
01:03:09,660 --> 01:03:11,960
not of your world or of your text,

1079
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:15,960
but the existence of your
fiction and other fictions.

1080
01:03:16,290 --> 01:03:20,800
So by having Andrew Garfield inhabit a

1081
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:25,280
character who acts and is perceived
in such a way that communicates

1082
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:26,560
flawlessly to the audience,

1083
01:03:26,740 --> 01:03:30,320
how we know culture
felt about those movies,

1084
01:03:30,470 --> 01:03:31,840
that's meta textual.

1085
01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:34,840
Right? Exactly. Yeah.
Because then it's about the,

1086
01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:39,480
the reception of the character
playing within the world

1087
01:03:39,690 --> 01:03:40,960
of that character.

1088
01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:45,280
And that character is getting to
sort of embody a response to that,

1089
01:03:46,030 --> 01:03:48,120
that response to it.

1090
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:52,400
So it's hard to talk about without
becoming like a weird loop that's when you

1091
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:53,233
know it's meta.

1092
01:03:53,430 --> 01:03:54,680
Yeah. You, you know,

1093
01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:58,920
it's meta when you are not
necessarily just seeing a character,

1094
01:03:58,940 --> 01:04:01,560
but you're seeing a character and an idea.

1095
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:02,280
<Laugh> exactly.

1096
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:05,760
Being very, being very well
communicated to you in that,

1097
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:08,640
like this is a character
I'm watching the text,

1098
01:04:08,700 --> 01:04:13,480
but the text also within it
holds the reality of those

1099
01:04:13,510 --> 01:04:16,640
movies. Right. Which is really smart.

1100
01:04:16,900 --> 01:04:19,280
And it's also true for
Toby McGuire, right?

1101
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:23,880
Like he's a meta textual representation
of Spider-Man slash Peter Parker

1102
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:27,480
because he is revered kind of quiet.

1103
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:32,560
Everyone immediately respects him upon
seeing him because we all know those

1104
01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:36,200
movies were good and a huge deal
and everyone remembers them.

1105
01:04:36,270 --> 01:04:39,160
Yeah. And he was the
originator of the role.

1106
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:43,840
Like he is the original
Spiderman for these live

1107
01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:48,640
action movies. And so like, he's
done his, he's done the work.

1108
01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:53,120
He's earned the respect. We don't
need him to earn our respect anymore.

1109
01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:57,240
In this movie, we just, you know,
like, he's here, like, wow, he's gonna,

1110
01:04:58,870 --> 01:05:01,840
he's like, what is he gonna do?

1111
01:05:02,020 --> 01:05:04,960
And what he does is impart the, you know,

1112
01:05:05,100 --> 01:05:10,040
the darkest parts of Spider-Man
and relates that this is what it

1113
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:14,160
means to be a hero to this
young, bright kid who we've seen.

1114
01:05:14,970 --> 01:05:17,720
We just saw go through the
hardest day of his life.

1115
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:20,200
But before that we've seen him
go through some pretty hard days,

1116
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:24,160
but it was all sort of
lighthearted, superhero fun.

1117
01:05:26,660 --> 01:05:30,440
Yeah. I mean, we, we had
to see in this movie,

1118
01:05:30,540 --> 01:05:34,640
the character of Peter Parker as
played by Tom Holland totally destroyed

1119
01:05:35,770 --> 01:05:39,000
in, in a lot of different
ways. In many ways,

1120
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:42,360
this movie is deconstructing. Oh no,

1121
01:05:42,360 --> 01:05:44,600
I don't want to go down
this rabbit hole. <laugh>.

1122
01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:46,520
It is though. It's deconstructing.

1123
01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:48,320
Deconstructing the idea idea of.

1124
01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:48,600
Spiderman.

1125
01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:51,160
Spiderman. That's what this movie is.

1126
01:05:51,330 --> 01:05:53,480
It absolutely is. And,

1127
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:57,960
and to the point where the culmination
of the action is Spiderman,

1128
01:05:58,230 --> 01:05:59,960
a beaten bloodied,

1129
01:06:00,150 --> 01:06:04,960
Spider-Man doing the most brutal
moves we've seen him do before.

1130
01:06:05,380 --> 01:06:10,000
Who, who punches with full force
and dense, the goddamn bronze,

1131
01:06:10,540 --> 01:06:13,320
you know, captain America,
shield of Liberty or whatever.

1132
01:06:13,320 --> 01:06:16,680
Like we've seen him use more force
than we've ever seen him use before.

1133
01:06:17,150 --> 01:06:21,400
Pick up the glider to recreate fate

1134
01:06:22,020 --> 01:06:25,080
and kill the green Golan
with his own glider.

1135
01:06:26,310 --> 01:06:30,400
That is a deconstructed. That is a
completely, that is not Spiderman.

1136
01:06:30,830 --> 01:06:31,800
That is we're.

1137
01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:32,880
That is someone else.

1138
01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:36,920
We're demolishing and deconstructing
the character of Spiderman over time.

1139
01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:41,720
Because the Spiderman we originally
get when this movie starts is totally

1140
01:06:41,830 --> 01:06:46,240
kitted out, like filled
to the brim with ideals.

1141
01:06:46,580 --> 01:06:49,440
And then by the end of the movie, we, you,

1142
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:53,640
the audience is made to ask what
is Spiderman without ideals?

1143
01:06:53,870 --> 01:06:57,240
What is Spiderman without a suit
was Spiderman without Peter Parker.

1144
01:06:58,030 --> 01:07:02,440
Eventually we're made to
ask, what is this character?

1145
01:07:02,650 --> 01:07:07,320
If no one, if everything we know
about this character is stripped away.

1146
01:07:07,870 --> 01:07:08,480
What's.

1147
01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:09,560
What is Spiderman?

1148
01:07:10,030 --> 01:07:10,440
I mean,

1149
01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:15,040
and what the great thing this movie does
is while it's stripping away Spiderman

1150
01:07:15,170 --> 01:07:19,200
to his, his deepest,
most vulnerable nerve,

1151
01:07:19,330 --> 01:07:22,760
it it's getting him
the tools to climb out.

1152
01:07:22,830 --> 01:07:27,400
Like it gives him finally on screen

1153
01:07:27,780 --> 01:07:30,880
the line with great power
comes great responsibility.

1154
01:07:32,930 --> 01:07:34,310
And through that,

1155
01:07:34,310 --> 01:07:38,630
that is the avenue out that the other
Spiderman can use to pull him out of this,

1156
01:07:38,630 --> 01:07:43,070
the, the deepest pit he's ever been
in. So it it's funny how, like,

1157
01:07:43,110 --> 01:07:46,190
while he's being deconstructed
and stripped away,

1158
01:07:46,190 --> 01:07:51,190
he's been giving the tool to
rebuild himself and finally make

1159
01:07:51,190 --> 01:07:54,750
that, that the hugest sacrifice, I guess,

1160
01:07:54,750 --> 01:07:56,390
anyone could make without actually dying,

1161
01:07:56,550 --> 01:07:59,950
being forgotten by existence.

1162
01:08:01,140 --> 01:08:06,030
I mean, it does effectively
do what every successful,

1163
01:08:06,700 --> 01:08:09,990
what most successful
interpretations of Spider-Man do,

1164
01:08:09,990 --> 01:08:14,350
which is with the delivery of the
line with great power comes great

1165
01:08:14,350 --> 01:08:17,520
responsibility. It strips
everything else away. It's like,

1166
01:08:18,420 --> 01:08:21,760
you are who you are and what are you
going to do with it? And at the end,

1167
01:08:21,870 --> 01:08:26,760
when he is in a shitty apartment
in New York city classic

1168
01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:27,593
Spiderman.

1169
01:08:27,890 --> 01:08:29,560
Oh yeah. RINs do on the first too.

1170
01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:34,360
Great line taking, taking the
G E D on the citizen app. Uh,

1171
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:34,600
the,

1172
01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:39,440
the answer that we get is
what is Spider-Man without
Peter Parker Spider-Man as

1173
01:08:39,440 --> 01:08:43,920
an ideal is being responsible for others

1174
01:08:44,370 --> 01:08:45,840
because you have to be.

1175
01:08:48,510 --> 01:08:51,920
Yeah. Yeah.

1176
01:08:52,670 --> 01:08:56,280
I just want to add, uh, a
really great moment. Um,

1177
01:08:58,170 --> 01:09:00,470
the fact that cuz everyone likes,

1178
01:09:00,540 --> 01:09:05,350
I mean the one that is most obvious or
was most obvious to me was of course,

1179
01:09:05,350 --> 01:09:08,430
Andrew Garfield getting to save MJ and,

1180
01:09:08,430 --> 01:09:13,030
and redeeming himself for the horrible
thing that happened that Gwen, Stacy,

1181
01:09:13,970 --> 01:09:18,750
but Toby McGuire Spiderman gets to prevent
green gobbling from being stabbed by

1182
01:09:18,750 --> 01:09:23,670
his own glider. Yes. And then that
way he gets to re undo a failure

1183
01:09:26,330 --> 01:09:28,470
for better or worse, a failure of,

1184
01:09:28,470 --> 01:09:32,190
of preventing green Goblin's
death and his original timeline.

1185
01:09:33,110 --> 01:09:38,110
While also wordlessly just staring
into the soul of Tom Holland to

1186
01:09:38,110 --> 01:09:40,150
be like, what the fuck are you doing?

1187
01:09:40,550 --> 01:09:42,110
<Laugh> yeah. I, uh,

1188
01:09:42,110 --> 01:09:45,590
most intense Toby McGuire face I've ever.

1189
01:09:45,590 --> 01:09:49,030
Seen. I'm sorry if, if I was on
the receiving end of that glare,

1190
01:09:49,030 --> 01:09:50,910
I think I would just break
down in tears right there.

1191
01:09:50,910 --> 01:09:53,790
I don't know if I would have the
wherewithal to grab the, the,

1192
01:09:53,810 --> 01:09:55,590
the cure being thrown at me.

1193
01:09:55,590 --> 01:09:58,150
I think I would just break
down and cry right there.

1194
01:09:58,150 --> 01:10:02,360
Cuz it's like that's Spiderman
man. Disappointed in.

1195
01:10:02,360 --> 01:10:03,193
Me. Yeah.

1196
01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:07,880
Spiderman being disappointed in me
that that hurts. That cuts deep.

1197
01:10:08,230 --> 01:10:11,720
Yeah. It it's a great look too,
cuz it communicates so much.

1198
01:10:12,130 --> 01:10:14,800
It communicates like what have
we been doing all this for?

1199
01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:19,400
Why did we share our trauma and our
losses with you and tell you how we became

1200
01:10:19,410 --> 01:10:21,480
so rageful for you to do this.

1201
01:10:21,560 --> 01:10:24,640
Right? It's like, ah,
it's a look that conveys,

1202
01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:29,360
like we talked about this
I'm disappointed. And while
also being like, come on,

1203
01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:33,080
man, please. Like, and, and the, the,

1204
01:10:34,550 --> 01:10:37,800
I mean the crazy thing is like
that's too fully powered Spiderman.

1205
01:10:40,330 --> 01:10:44,260
I, I don't know, like he's, I don't,

1206
01:10:45,870 --> 01:10:48,740
there's a lot of emotion
there, which is rare.

1207
01:10:48,970 --> 01:10:53,060
I think for superhero movies where it's
usually about one big last fight or

1208
01:10:53,220 --> 01:10:53,810
whatever.

1209
01:10:53,810 --> 01:10:54,700
Yeah. I mean,

1210
01:10:55,360 --> 01:10:59,180
one thing that I will say about
all of these Spider-Man home

1211
01:10:59,970 --> 01:11:03,420
movies is that they do for the most part

1212
01:11:04,730 --> 01:11:09,020
reject this kind of, they,

1213
01:11:09,020 --> 01:11:13,960
they reject this arc that all of
the Marvel movies seem to have

1214
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:19,200
where they try to create
like an unambiguous

1215
01:11:20,320 --> 01:11:20,680
obstacle.

1216
01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:25,480
That must be solved because
all of them are complicated.

1217
01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:29,920
Like mysterious, complicated, cuz
he is pitiable in a lot of ways. Uh,

1218
01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:32,760
vulture is obviously complicated. Uh,

1219
01:11:33,610 --> 01:11:37,120
so I think these movies do
carry more emotional weight

1220
01:11:38,440 --> 01:11:41,470
on average than most Marvel
movies. This one, especially.

1221
01:11:44,410 --> 01:11:44,900
Yeah.

1222
01:11:44,900 --> 01:11:48,380
Cause you don't want to kill
green Golan. Look at him, look.

1223
01:11:48,380 --> 01:11:50,420
At him. He looks
pathetic. I mean he looks.

1224
01:11:50,490 --> 01:11:52,180
Evil weight. He stabbed me. Oh.

1225
01:11:52,180 --> 01:11:53,013
Yeah.

1226
01:11:53,590 --> 01:11:55,900
Perfect. That, that happens by the way.

1227
01:11:56,210 --> 01:11:58,380
I did read originally. Uh,

1228
01:11:58,380 --> 01:12:03,340
well they filmed two versions
apparently of that stabbing scene and

1229
01:12:03,540 --> 01:12:05,780
apparently in one of them,
Toby McGuire Spiderman dies.

1230
01:12:06,150 --> 01:12:06,983
Oh boy.

1231
01:12:07,050 --> 01:12:10,020
I think that would've been a bad
move. So I'm glad they went with uh,

1232
01:12:10,430 --> 01:12:14,940
stabbed in great pain pleads for the
love of God, get him a doctor. <laugh>.

1233
01:12:15,770 --> 01:12:18,500
I, that would've felt cheap to me.

1234
01:12:19,370 --> 01:12:24,180
That's too movie. And yeah, the fact
that they went with a version that,

1235
01:12:24,180 --> 01:12:28,340
that resists that I feel like elevates
it somewhat because you don't drag.

1236
01:12:28,340 --> 01:12:31,660
I mean, you're not gonna drag
in the AR it's like bring it in.

1237
01:12:31,660 --> 01:12:35,380
Like I don't bring it in. Uh,

1238
01:12:35,670 --> 01:12:38,780
Michael Keaton is Batman just to
kill him. Like it doesn't make any.

1239
01:12:38,780 --> 01:12:41,900
Sense. Yeah. It feels like a waste
because like to see that character die,

1240
01:12:41,900 --> 01:12:45,420
I'm sure would have an emotional punch,
but you're not gonna be like, ah, no,

1241
01:12:45,420 --> 01:12:49,820
I'm not gonna see the new Toby McGuire
Spiderman movie. Cuz he's that's like,

1242
01:12:49,820 --> 01:12:51,900
of course you weren't
going to this for 20 years.

1243
01:12:52,190 --> 01:12:56,540
No, he's not coming back. He came
back for this and this was it.

1244
01:12:56,540 --> 01:12:59,940
This was a once in a lifetime event.
You witnessed it. You were lucky.

1245
01:13:01,090 --> 01:13:01,580
Yeah.

1246
01:13:01,580 --> 01:13:05,020
It's it's like going to a movie and
then they bring a character like this is

1247
01:13:05,190 --> 01:13:10,180
Colombo and then they shoot him in
the head. They're like no Colombo.

1248
01:13:11,210 --> 01:13:12,043
They,

1249
01:13:12,690 --> 01:13:17,540
they go through the trouble of naming
a character just and then in, oh,

1250
01:13:17,540 --> 01:13:20,900
well I mean folks go see bullet train.

1251
01:13:21,930 --> 01:13:24,600
Oh no. But, but it's like if, if,

1252
01:13:25,370 --> 01:13:26,960
if there is a movie and they were like,

1253
01:13:27,070 --> 01:13:31,640
this is Fox molder and
Dana Scully from the exfil.

1254
01:13:31,660 --> 01:13:34,600
Huh? And then they just
like Gart them death.

1255
01:13:35,670 --> 01:13:39,560
Like you didn't think you were
gonna see him again. So it's not,

1256
01:13:39,650 --> 01:13:42,840
it doesn't really have a lot of
emotional weight that they died. This.

1257
01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:45,280
Is the weirdest James
Bond movie ever. <laugh>.

1258
01:13:47,350 --> 01:13:52,080
They just keep marching characters into
a room to kill them. This is so weird.

1259
01:13:52,510 --> 01:13:53,343
This is.

1260
01:13:53,390 --> 01:13:57,880
This is, this is Foghorn
leg horn. <laugh>.

1261
01:13:59,270 --> 01:14:02,480
I was just like, why is bones
here? I'm worried about bones.

1262
01:14:03,060 --> 01:14:06,560
Why is bones from the show bones here?

1263
01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:10,200
<Laugh> oh, okay. Okay. If,

1264
01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:13,240
if a movie does like a fan
service thing in that way,

1265
01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:17,240
I think it also wins because then it's
just like, fuck you. Fuck your nostalgia.

1266
01:14:17,550 --> 01:14:19,880
I wanna make something like space jam,

1267
01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:23,400
but for killing off beloved
pop culture figures.

1268
01:14:23,550 --> 01:14:27,320
Yeah. Oh well yeah. Fictional
pop culture figures.

1269
01:14:27,390 --> 01:14:28,800
Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

1270
01:14:29,110 --> 01:14:31,560
This is Nikki Minaj. Wait. No, <laugh>

1271
01:14:34,070 --> 01:14:35,240
that's a real person.

1272
01:14:36,910 --> 01:14:41,120
That would be, that would
be fascinating. I think,

1273
01:14:41,270 --> 01:14:44,360
I think Megan, the stallion is
in she Hulk now or something.

1274
01:14:44,360 --> 01:14:45,760
That's great. Yeah. She, she.

1275
01:14:45,760 --> 01:14:48,720
What if Megan, the stallion just
got like crushed with a bus.

1276
01:14:49,790 --> 01:14:51,680
I mean like I love Megan the stallion.

1277
01:14:52,750 --> 01:14:56,120
I feel like if, yeah. I feel like
if I was famous enough to be like,

1278
01:14:56,120 --> 01:14:59,960
we want you for one episode and a
thing, I'd be like, can you kill me off?

1279
01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:04,800
<laugh> I like, yeah, yes, I'll be in
it. But also can I die? Like <laugh>.

1280
01:15:05,230 --> 01:15:07,360
I just thought that one episode of, uh,

1281
01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:12,360
game of Thrones where was really weird
when they're like, this is my new night,

1282
01:15:12,660 --> 01:15:16,080
sir, flee of house red, hot chili peppers.

1283
01:15:16,080 --> 01:15:18,160
And they just get shot in
the face with an arrow.

1284
01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:20,520
Honestly. So they, yeah, honestly,

1285
01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:23,400
if the Cammy of ed sheer and
ended with him getting stabbed,

1286
01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:24,520
I wouldn't have complained.

1287
01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:27,400
It's really how they should have done
it. Yeah. They should have done it.

1288
01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:31,520
Like the two people from always sunny
who were just guards on a boat who you

1289
01:15:31,520 --> 01:15:33,600
would never even saw their
faces, but they get murdered.

1290
01:15:34,140 --> 01:15:38,840
Yep. That's a fun, that's a fun story.
Cuz they traded episodes basically.

1291
01:15:39,700 --> 01:15:40,533
Oh did they?

1292
01:15:41,020 --> 01:15:43,730
So the, the, the D and D uh,

1293
01:15:43,730 --> 01:15:47,930
the show runners of game of Thrones got
oh bad. Got to direct. One episode of,

1294
01:15:47,930 --> 01:15:52,050
uh, it's always sunny and they got
cameos in one episode of game of throne.

1295
01:15:52,140 --> 01:15:53,610
Oh, that's fun. Yeah.

1296
01:15:53,940 --> 01:15:58,170
It was, uh, flowers for Charlie
episodes actually on ironically,

1297
01:15:58,170 --> 01:15:59,170
a really good episode.

1298
01:15:59,170 --> 01:16:01,570
Uh, flowers for Charlie
is an amazing episode.

1299
01:16:01,570 --> 01:16:04,250
That was directed by D and
D of game of Thrones fame.

1300
01:16:04,390 --> 01:16:07,330
Wow. Maybe they should have
brought that to the dares.

1301
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:13,850
They should have brought
that to the dinner. <laugh>.

1302
01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:15,450
That might be my new ring tone.

1303
01:16:15,890 --> 01:16:18,810
<laugh> maybe they should
have brought that to the DS.

1304
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:23,450
Anyway. House of dragons is fine. House.

1305
01:16:23,450 --> 01:16:26,370
Of dragon. I haven't watched it.
I haven't watched it. It's fine.

1306
01:16:27,420 --> 01:16:31,530
Do I have spider some last thoughts
about this Spiderman movie?

1307
01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:34,930
I think I've said what I came here to say.

1308
01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:39,850
I there's so much more that
this movie has to offer that.

1309
01:16:39,850 --> 01:16:41,290
I don't think we can put into words.

1310
01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:47,250
Yeah. Agreed. I, I mean,
there's only so much,

1311
01:16:48,540 --> 01:16:50,850
there's only so much time for a podcast,

1312
01:16:50,910 --> 01:16:54,050
but this movie is about the
last 20 years of our lives.

1313
01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:58,330
Absolutely. Like, I
mean, just going, I mean,

1314
01:16:58,330 --> 01:17:02,370
for me it was just the Toby McGuire
of it all. Like those movies,

1315
01:17:03,590 --> 01:17:05,720
they would come on FX all the time.

1316
01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:08,320
I would watch 'em every time
they came on with commercials,

1317
01:17:08,320 --> 01:17:10,080
they would take hours. But I,

1318
01:17:11,110 --> 01:17:15,920
I don't know that they were like my
childhood afternoons, those movies.

1319
01:17:15,920 --> 01:17:19,520
I, I don't know if I ever
saw one in theaters. Um,

1320
01:17:19,670 --> 01:17:22,160
I might have seen spy three in, in,

1321
01:17:22,210 --> 01:17:26,240
in theaters and then
walked out confused. Um,

1322
01:17:27,140 --> 01:17:27,840
but I just,

1323
01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:32,760
I think they did just
a really great job of

1324
01:17:32,880 --> 01:17:37,410
balancing the, the vibes of the MCU,

1325
01:17:37,510 --> 01:17:42,130
the vibes of the home trilogy, and
then paying homage to the, you know,

1326
01:17:42,450 --> 01:17:47,410
standing on the, the shoulders of giants
that came before, just doing everything

1327
01:17:49,280 --> 01:17:53,330
with the utmost respect
and the utmost skill.

1328
01:17:53,330 --> 01:17:57,250
Like everyone involved
brought their a game,

1329
01:17:57,320 --> 01:17:59,450
even Wong who's only in one,

1330
01:18:00,420 --> 01:18:05,160
one scene is great. And the
fight like the NNC, the,

1331
01:18:05,160 --> 01:18:09,680
the most MCU moment is the spy
versus stranger things fight.

1332
01:18:10,090 --> 01:18:14,320
Um, Dr. Strange fight and like,
even that is done really well.

1333
01:18:14,320 --> 01:18:16,960
And we get to see the, for
the second time in the MCU,

1334
01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:18,840
we get to see the
fucking mirror dimension.

1335
01:18:19,390 --> 01:18:23,200
I will always mark out hard
for the mirror dimension.

1336
01:18:23,230 --> 01:18:25,880
I think the mirror
dimension is cool as hell.

1337
01:18:26,110 --> 01:18:30,040
I thought that was gonna be a way
bigger thing that it was, you know,

1338
01:18:30,040 --> 01:18:34,160
but it's only used in fights
with street level heroes.

1339
01:18:34,520 --> 01:18:38,520
<Laugh> yeah. Turns out
really expensive apparently.

1340
01:18:39,430 --> 01:18:41,600
Okay. I mean, it looks great. It.

1341
01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:42,600
Looks phenomenal.

1342
01:18:43,070 --> 01:18:44,520
I think we should maybe do a,

1343
01:18:44,520 --> 01:18:49,320
a little deep dive in these after credit
sequences. First of all, Tom Hardy,

1344
01:18:49,320 --> 01:18:50,200
who, who cares.

1345
01:18:51,190 --> 01:18:54,760
Okay. So, okay. I wanna do I do what
I do. I do want to talk about this.

1346
01:18:54,990 --> 01:18:59,560
When you, when you saw it in theaters,
did you stay for the, all of the credits?

1347
01:18:59,910 --> 01:19:02,000
Yeah. I mean, it's a
Marvel movie I have to.

1348
01:19:02,150 --> 01:19:04,920
Okay. Do you remember what
they did? The move they pulled?

1349
01:19:06,520 --> 01:19:10,270
Uh, you mean specifically
at the theater? Yeah.

1350
01:19:10,270 --> 01:19:10,980
At the theater.

1351
01:19:10,980 --> 01:19:12,230
Yeah. They pulled lights.

1352
01:19:14,200 --> 01:19:15,250
Pulled lights.

1353
01:19:15,550 --> 01:19:19,010
The lights came up for us
before the after credit scene.

1354
01:19:19,100 --> 01:19:23,090
Oh, that sucks. I'm sorry. Um, so
yeah, there's the Tom Hardy one,

1355
01:19:23,090 --> 01:19:26,010
which is the mid credit scene,
but then at the very end,

1356
01:19:26,010 --> 01:19:30,410
they just played a trailer for Dr.
Strange in the multiverse madness.

1357
01:19:30,920 --> 01:19:34,850
Listen, they're like, we gotta pay
respects to Sam Ramee. We gotta,

1358
01:19:34,900 --> 01:19:37,010
we gotta give the Ram dog something.

1359
01:19:37,080 --> 01:19:38,730
I guess I was pissed off.

1360
01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:42,650
Yeah. It, I don't think you
should end something with it.

1361
01:19:42,650 --> 01:19:47,210
I feel like NM C movie has done that once
before, but I can't totally remember.

1362
01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:48,210
Okay. Uh,

1363
01:19:48,210 --> 01:19:52,930
most of madness was 40 minutes of a
great Sam Ramee movie and then the rest

1364
01:19:52,930 --> 01:19:56,890
like pretty, pretty heavyweight
MCU stuff. But I liked it.

1365
01:19:57,040 --> 01:20:00,410
I really, I, I, I really enjoyed
that movie. You know what the.

1366
01:20:00,410 --> 01:20:01,410
Uh, the ending was great.

1367
01:20:01,470 --> 01:20:03,610
You know, what, the more fun version did,

1368
01:20:03,610 --> 01:20:06,650
which I thought was a really great move
that should have been in the original

1369
01:20:06,650 --> 01:20:07,800
version. Mm-hmm.

1370
01:20:07,840 --> 01:20:08,260
<Affirmative>.

1371
01:20:08,260 --> 01:20:10,120
The final after credit scene,

1372
01:20:10,120 --> 01:20:14,520
after all the credits role is
a final sendoff by, uh, Betty,

1373
01:20:15,030 --> 01:20:18,280
I forget her name, but the student
reporter, whose news reports,

1374
01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:19,920
you've watched throughout these,

1375
01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:24,040
this whole trilogy doing a
recap of their final, uh, uh,

1376
01:20:24,040 --> 01:20:27,880
of like we've done it. You know,
congratulations. We're all graduating.

1377
01:20:27,880 --> 01:20:30,240
Let's take a look back on our, our years.

1378
01:20:30,460 --> 01:20:33,800
And it's a series of
photos with Peter Parker,

1379
01:20:34,550 --> 01:20:38,480
either off to the side or
something is in front of his face.

1380
01:20:38,480 --> 01:20:39,840
Like genius. Very funny.

1381
01:20:39,970 --> 01:20:41,520
So you wouldn't remember him.

1382
01:20:41,900 --> 01:20:46,760
And I think that just puts the end
cap cuz it makes it real that's

1383
01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:47,960
that's another thing these,

1384
01:20:47,960 --> 01:20:52,800
this home trilogy has done
for the NCU is it may,

1385
01:20:52,800 --> 01:20:57,080
it makes a lot of this cosmic
shit real like the second

1386
01:20:57,820 --> 01:20:59,000
one, um,

1387
01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:03,080
bar from home where they have to deal
with the implications of people returning

1388
01:21:03,080 --> 01:21:07,200
after the blip. And now on this final,

1389
01:21:07,430 --> 01:21:10,040
this final scene, the final
scene of this trilogy,

1390
01:21:10,570 --> 01:21:15,280
dealing with the realities of an
erased Peter Parker. Like that's,

1391
01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:20,200
what's good about it gives us the
everyday shit that we need to make the,

1392
01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:21,800
the cosmic shit make sense.

1393
01:21:22,550 --> 01:21:26,440
I mean, that's why street level heroes
are so important. Yeah. Uh, you,

1394
01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:29,800
you have to see what this would
actually look like to a human being,

1395
01:21:30,120 --> 01:21:33,800
which you know, doctor
strange is great and all,

1396
01:21:33,860 --> 01:21:38,320
but this is the only movie that made the
doctor strange stuff feel like actually

1397
01:21:38,320 --> 01:21:42,840
impactful. Yeah. And not like
largely theoretical or contrived.

1398
01:21:43,150 --> 01:21:45,240
I mean, yeah. I mean, it's
the same thing with Eternals.

1399
01:21:45,240 --> 01:21:48,760
Like there's the body of a
fucking God and the Indian ocean.

1400
01:21:49,060 --> 01:21:51,520
And no one has talked
about it yet. I mean,

1401
01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:54,280
shouldn't that be on a
news report somewhere?

1402
01:21:54,990 --> 01:21:56,960
Yeah. I mean, the Eternals is just like,

1403
01:21:56,960 --> 01:22:00,480
if you're dealing with something
that's like so old and so powerful,

1404
01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:03,000
it just kind of becomes
whatever. Yeah. Like it,

1405
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:07,200
it's not E it's not easy to
properly conceptualize that,

1406
01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:12,080
but a kid doing a flip and
shooting a web injected

1407
01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:13,400
directly into my veins.

1408
01:22:13,550 --> 01:22:15,520
Hell yeah. Spider-Man forever.

1409
01:22:16,350 --> 01:22:21,200
I do hope we get more spy stuff. I
have no idea. I have not looked in. I,

1410
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:25,600
I, a part of me has hated the fact that
I know so much about like the Marvel and

1411
01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:26,560
the Sony deals.

1412
01:22:27,450 --> 01:22:31,440
So I've stopped looking into
insider information and I've,

1413
01:22:31,440 --> 01:22:35,520
I'm just waiting for the trailers to
drop so I can ignore them until I see the

1414
01:22:35,520 --> 01:22:36,353
movie.

1415
01:22:36,420 --> 01:22:41,040
I'm just really excited for this,
uh, this new Spider-Man movie.

1416
01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:43,920
They've been teasing,
you know, Andrew Tate.

1417
01:22:44,390 --> 01:22:46,800
Spider-Man uh,

1418
01:22:47,240 --> 01:22:49,960
apparently that's a weird
misogynistic MMA fighter.

1419
01:22:50,470 --> 01:22:50,780
I,

1420
01:22:50,780 --> 01:22:54,440
the only thing I know about
him is apparently he's been
banned from every social

1421
01:22:55,360 --> 01:22:56,600
platform and existence.

1422
01:22:56,990 --> 01:22:59,520
Good. All British people
should be <laugh>.

1423
01:23:00,530 --> 01:23:02,920
Is wait. So is Andrew Tate? British is,

1424
01:23:02,920 --> 01:23:06,320
is the joke that they're two
British Andrews. What's happening?

1425
01:23:06,510 --> 01:23:08,480
Wait, does Andrew Garfield also British.

1426
01:23:08,550 --> 01:23:10,520
Andrew Garfield's British as fuck.

1427
01:23:10,820 --> 01:23:12,040
Tom Holland. British.

1428
01:23:12,260 --> 01:23:16,240
All Spidermans are British Tobin. McGuire
has been hire hiding it for years.

1429
01:23:16,640 --> 01:23:18,440
<Laugh> yeah, he's
doing a really good job.

1430
01:23:18,670 --> 01:23:22,240
Yeah. To, to Toby. Not Toby. Andrew
Garfield is British. I don't,

1431
01:23:22,240 --> 01:23:23,400
I don't know if you didn't know that.

1432
01:23:23,630 --> 01:23:27,920
I had, I truly had no idea that
one. That one does surprise me. Oh.

1433
01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:28,753
He is British.

1434
01:23:29,300 --> 01:23:32,280
Wow. I mean, Tom Holland
looks a little British.

1435
01:23:32,990 --> 01:23:34,440
Yeah. It's in his ears.

1436
01:23:35,390 --> 01:23:38,640
I mean, he looks like someone who'd
be like, oh me, we suit <laugh>

1437
01:23:40,500 --> 01:23:41,333
you know?

1438
01:23:42,250 --> 01:23:43,720
Oh me, we suit.

1439
01:23:43,900 --> 01:23:46,280
But Andrew Garfield looks
like, he'd be like, ah, pizza.

1440
01:23:47,430 --> 01:23:51,440
Well, he had to learn a Brooklyn
accent or I guess a queen accent.

1441
01:23:51,750 --> 01:23:55,360
Yeah. But he has the look of like,
he would say pizza, you know.

1442
01:23:56,200 --> 01:23:58,450
I guess British people
don't say pizza anymore.

1443
01:23:58,680 --> 01:24:02,250
Then Toby McGuire looks
like, he'd be likeer hello?

1444
01:24:03,100 --> 01:24:06,090
Uh, Toby McGuire looks
like he goes Gatsby.

1445
01:24:06,690 --> 01:24:07,523
<Laugh>.

1446
01:24:07,710 --> 01:24:09,170
You can't live in the past.

1447
01:24:09,600 --> 01:24:13,290
You're not wrong. You are not wrong. Uh.

1448
01:24:14,280 --> 01:24:18,860
I have more thoughts, but they can't,

1449
01:24:18,860 --> 01:24:22,700
they're not at articulating. I,
I think honestly at this point,

1450
01:24:27,970 --> 01:24:28,803
nothing.

1451
01:24:30,080 --> 01:24:30,370
I,

1452
01:24:30,370 --> 01:24:34,890
I think at this point we might have to
call it and then everyone forgets about

1453
01:24:34,890 --> 01:24:35,723
us.

1454
01:24:35,760 --> 01:24:38,650
This is it. Yeah. So I, I said,

1455
01:24:38,650 --> 01:24:40,970
if we didn't nail this
episode to a wizard,

1456
01:24:41,040 --> 01:24:45,720
please make everyone forget about
zero credits. And he's folks,

1457
01:24:45,720 --> 01:24:47,240
this is the big surprise.

1458
01:24:47,660 --> 01:24:51,400
The wizard's been standing behind us
and he's just shaking his head. No.

1459
01:24:52,200 --> 01:24:56,970
Yeah. He he's very disapproving. We were
gonna nail this episode to a wizard.

1460
01:24:57,630 --> 01:25:02,610
But since we didn't, since we weren't
able to nail the episode to him,

1461
01:25:02,700 --> 01:25:07,690
he is going to send us not back
in time. We're staying here,

1462
01:25:08,310 --> 01:25:10,370
but everyone's going to forget about.

1463
01:25:10,370 --> 01:25:13,530
Us. Yeah. You're gonna remember
zero credits is a weird loophole.

1464
01:25:13,530 --> 01:25:17,810
You're gonna remember zero credits,
but you won't remember Henry or John.

1465
01:25:18,480 --> 01:25:22,570
Yeah. And for some reason your memories
will change to it being a good podcast.

1466
01:25:24,740 --> 01:25:25,573
So we won.

1467
01:25:26,040 --> 01:25:29,850
Yeah. We finally had a good
podcast. Everyone's like, man,

1468
01:25:29,850 --> 01:25:33,170
I feel like there was this really
good podcast called zero credits.

1469
01:25:33,170 --> 01:25:37,330
I can't remember anything about,
but don't you worry, dear listeners,

1470
01:25:37,330 --> 01:25:40,850
cuz I'm gonna walk into your
donut slash coffee shops.

1471
01:25:41,230 --> 01:25:45,730
And I'm gonna say you don't remember me,
but my name's John last name, redacted.

1472
01:25:46,350 --> 01:25:47,970
And I am from a podcast,

1473
01:25:48,040 --> 01:25:52,130
zero credits and I defeated
the lizard and you love me.

1474
01:25:52,530 --> 01:25:57,450
<Laugh> I <laugh>. My
name is Peter Parker.

1475
01:25:57,670 --> 01:26:00,050
You, you don't remember,
but I'm Spiderman.

1476
01:26:00,050 --> 01:26:02,410
I defeated the lizard and you love me.

1477
01:26:02,810 --> 01:26:06,880
<Laugh> that's really all he
needs to. He didn't even do that.

1478
01:26:07,330 --> 01:26:10,800
Uh, so one, one last detail
that I think was really good.

1479
01:26:12,050 --> 01:26:16,840
Uh, he tracks down the lady on the
highway gives that speech and she goes,

1480
01:26:16,890 --> 01:26:21,110
he didn't rehearse that. Did you? Peter?
And he goes, no. What is he doing?

1481
01:26:21,110 --> 01:26:22,790
When he walks up to the coffee shop at.

1482
01:26:22,790 --> 01:26:24,110
The end's rehearsing, the speech.

1483
01:26:24,180 --> 01:26:25,510
He's rehearsing the speech.

1484
01:26:26,010 --> 01:26:27,430
Wow, this movie's perfect.

1485
01:26:27,740 --> 01:26:31,710
It's a, it's a it's boom mic drop. Uh,

1486
01:26:32,010 --> 01:26:34,550
and then web webs foot flat.

1487
01:26:34,860 --> 01:26:39,670
What's the what's flip web flip
to uh, grab the mic back up.

1488
01:26:40,780 --> 01:26:42,990
It's a real flip flip boom.

1489
01:26:44,860 --> 01:26:48,230
Andrew Garfield. Defeater of the lizard.

1490
01:26:51,380 --> 01:26:54,590
Andrew Garfield come onto the
podcast. We'll talk about your time.

1491
01:26:54,590 --> 01:26:56,870
Defeating the lizard. Uh, we hope you.

1492
01:26:57,340 --> 01:27:00,270
Please don't hold against me.
What I said about British people.

1493
01:27:00,340 --> 01:27:02,990
I didn't realize that you were British.

1494
01:27:03,860 --> 01:27:07,030
I just want to confirm for
my own sake. Andrew Garfield,

1495
01:27:08,220 --> 01:27:12,620
middle name, Mormon show.

1496
01:27:16,790 --> 01:27:20,660
Oh, you were confused. He's
not British he's Mormon show.

1497
01:27:23,070 --> 01:27:23,903
Oh,

1498
01:27:26,790 --> 01:27:28,160
this is confusing.

1499
01:27:29,660 --> 01:27:30,830
Andrew Garfield.

1500
01:27:30,940 --> 01:27:34,350
Andrew Russell Russell Garfield
was born in Los Angeles,

1501
01:27:34,350 --> 01:27:38,230
California to a British
mother and American father.

1502
01:27:38,620 --> 01:27:42,950
When he was three, he moved to the UK
with his parents and older brother.

1503
01:27:43,200 --> 01:27:47,110
He is of English and Polish Jewish
heritage. This dude's a dual citizen.

1504
01:27:48,340 --> 01:27:51,430
Yeah. I mean, if you're
three and you move to Surry,

1505
01:27:51,430 --> 01:27:53,630
you're probably gonna
sound pretty British.

1506
01:27:53,810 --> 01:27:56,350
And basically probably yeah.
He's British. He's British.

1507
01:27:56,350 --> 01:27:57,750
Yeah. He's British. He's.

1508
01:27:57,750 --> 01:28:00,550
British. He's British. All right.
We'll talk about your Britishness, Mr.

1509
01:28:00,550 --> 01:28:04,470
Garfield. Come on. We'll talk. It's won't
be a Monday. We'll talk about lasagna.

1510
01:28:04,470 --> 01:28:07,110
Hey, he served those a
thousand times before.

1511
01:28:07,650 --> 01:28:10,950
I'm sure he has. And we'll
talk about Andrew Cuomo.

1512
01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:16,180
The New York mayor.

1513
01:28:16,290 --> 01:28:18,100
Yeah. Cuz his first name's Andrew.

1514
01:28:18,730 --> 01:28:21,060
Stop linking all the Andrews together.

1515
01:28:21,420 --> 01:28:23,820
<Laugh> no Andrew. No way home.

1516
01:28:25,020 --> 01:28:29,180
Everyone who's ever been an Andrew
is coming through the, the, the SORs,

1517
01:28:29,560 --> 01:28:32,180
the ruins of Carnac or
whatever it was called.

1518
01:28:32,590 --> 01:28:37,260
We got Cuomo. We got Tate. We got
Garfield. We got the hurricane <laugh>.

1519
01:28:37,660 --> 01:28:39,660
Those are all the Andrews.

1520
01:28:40,570 --> 01:28:41,403
This,

1521
01:28:41,760 --> 01:28:46,700
the camera pants over to hurricane
force wins. And it's like,

1522
01:28:46,700 --> 01:28:51,140
all right, calm down, hurricane Andrew.
We got, we got, we got stuff to do.

1523
01:28:52,220 --> 01:28:54,100
<Laugh> you're Andrew for.

1524
01:28:55,100 --> 01:28:59,570
<Laugh>. Oh my God. All
right. Um, <affirmative>

1525
01:29:02,560 --> 01:29:04,570
I really enjoy this movie. Uh,

1526
01:29:04,570 --> 01:29:08,730
we usually do a rating system at the end
of supplement or readings that ranges

1527
01:29:08,730 --> 01:29:11,290
from a weird scale. I can't remember,

1528
01:29:11,290 --> 01:29:14,090
but there's also an inverse to
that scale that we never use,

1529
01:29:14,760 --> 01:29:17,250
except for in the case of
hurricane heist, I believe.

1530
01:29:18,650 --> 01:29:22,500
Yeah. Like it love it.
Gotta have it dislike it,

1531
01:29:23,440 --> 01:29:25,860
LOA. It gotta have less of it.

1532
01:29:25,890 --> 01:29:27,500
It's it's gotta have more of it.

1533
01:29:28,610 --> 01:29:30,740
Like it love it. Gotta have more of it.

1534
01:29:30,850 --> 01:29:33,740
Yeah. So in this case, uh,

1535
01:29:34,030 --> 01:29:38,060
my GU I'm gonna say gotta have more
of it, but what I mean is I, I,

1536
01:29:38,390 --> 01:29:43,020
my message to people who make movies,
this is how you do fan service,

1537
01:29:43,160 --> 01:29:46,580
tie it directly to characters,
make everything matter.

1538
01:29:46,580 --> 01:29:48,980
John had a really good point.
When you write a character,

1539
01:29:48,980 --> 01:29:50,380
you owe that character something,

1540
01:29:51,320 --> 01:29:56,220
you can't put anyone in a movie
without giving them something to do or

1541
01:29:56,220 --> 01:29:59,860
a motivation or, or just
a complete story arc.

1542
01:30:00,150 --> 01:30:04,700
So that's what I gotta ahead. More of,
not necessarily more of this movie,

1543
01:30:04,700 --> 01:30:05,780
but more of the,

1544
01:30:06,280 --> 01:30:10,620
the skill and the talent and the time and
the passion that went into making this

1545
01:30:10,620 --> 01:30:13,540
movie translated into other movies.

1546
01:30:13,750 --> 01:30:17,900
So that all movies eventually one
day are just as good as this one.

1547
01:30:18,810 --> 01:30:22,660
I mean, I, I agree. I gotta
have more of it. I mean,

1548
01:30:22,660 --> 01:30:25,540
I'd love to see more Spider-Man
but we're really what I wanna,

1549
01:30:25,810 --> 01:30:30,660
what I gotta have more of
is movies that are superhero

1550
01:30:30,660 --> 01:30:34,540
movies that aren't like
thankless gr to consume,

1551
01:30:35,460 --> 01:30:39,460
which slowly a lot of these things are
starting to feel like this thing really

1552
01:30:39,460 --> 01:30:43,390
had heart. I loved it.
Give me more of that.

1553
01:30:44,520 --> 01:30:47,070
If you're gonna, if you're
gonna comment on things,

1554
01:30:47,070 --> 01:30:52,070
comment on them with your whole heart
and make sure they go somewhere and don't

1555
01:30:52,070 --> 01:30:56,710
just make things for the sake of
making references to other stuff.

1556
01:30:57,460 --> 01:30:58,293
Yeah.

1557
01:30:59,350 --> 01:31:02,750
Don't interpret this movie as fan service,

1558
01:31:02,870 --> 01:31:07,590
cuz really that's kind of reductive

1559
01:31:08,320 --> 01:31:12,630
because what this is is it's not
fan service, it's character service,

1560
01:31:13,650 --> 01:31:18,270
the service they gave these characters,
the new endings that the wrapping up of,

1561
01:31:18,270 --> 01:31:22,550
of issues that the fact that a
movie only exists in the run time.

1562
01:31:22,550 --> 01:31:25,350
It exists with maybe
implications going forward.

1563
01:31:25,570 --> 01:31:30,230
But this is literally giving
movie characters a second
chance to grow and change

1564
01:31:30,230 --> 01:31:33,190
and become better people.
That's phenomenal.

1565
01:31:33,190 --> 01:31:35,350
And I would love to see more of that.

1566
01:31:36,140 --> 01:31:39,990
I also gotta have more Marisa
tome. Don't let this be.

1567
01:31:39,990 --> 01:31:43,270
The last time Hollywood pays
attention to Marissa tome.

1568
01:31:44,090 --> 01:31:45,550
She deserves more.

1569
01:31:46,490 --> 01:31:50,990
Yes. Or else they'll be held to may.

1570
01:31:52,490 --> 01:31:53,570
Jesus Christ.

1571
01:31:56,050 --> 01:31:59,520
And with that, I think it's
time to wrap up the episode.

1572
01:32:00,750 --> 01:32:04,360
I don't even see, I don't even see
your Jesus Christ on the wave form.

1573
01:32:04,360 --> 01:32:09,160
I think it was literally sub audible.
Uh, but if you want us to hear you,

1574
01:32:09,380 --> 01:32:13,640
all you gotta do is reach out in
our social media and hear it goes.

1575
01:32:13,640 --> 01:32:18,000
If you wanna send us a tweet on
twitter.com, please send us a tweet to

1576
01:32:19,580 --> 01:32:24,440
CPC with that's right. They
knows what that stands for.

1577
01:32:26,270 --> 01:32:29,400
That's right. And if you
wanna send us an email,

1578
01:32:29,400 --> 01:32:33,880
just send us an email to E
email@zerocredits.net. Uh,

1579
01:32:33,880 --> 01:32:38,520
one of us will be there to respond
even though if you can't remember our

1580
01:32:38,520 --> 01:32:40,720
names, that's fine. Uh,

1581
01:32:40,720 --> 01:32:43,920
we'll also be on any podcast service.

1582
01:32:43,920 --> 01:32:48,160
You can find our podcast on, uh,
just to name a few good pods,

1583
01:32:48,160 --> 01:32:52,680
pod chaser podcast, addicts,
Spotify, just a few,

1584
01:32:53,000 --> 01:32:54,160
wherever you listen to us,

1585
01:32:54,160 --> 01:32:58,960
please leave a rating and review
on that service to help more people

1586
01:32:58,960 --> 01:33:03,520
find their way home, even
though there's no way home.

1587
01:33:04,380 --> 01:33:08,770
But the most important
thing you can do is,

1588
01:33:09,100 --> 01:33:11,850
uh, to just face the
problems in your life,

1589
01:33:11,850 --> 01:33:16,450
head on and reach out to the people in
your life to tell them to listen to our

1590
01:33:16,450 --> 01:33:20,210
podcast. That's right. Where do the
mouth is? The only way we can survive.

1591
01:33:20,210 --> 01:33:23,370
So please tell your
therapist, tell your friends,

1592
01:33:23,640 --> 01:33:28,490
tell people who you seek advice from,
like mentors or gurus or guides.

1593
01:33:28,840 --> 01:33:32,930
Zero credits. That's the place where
they review Spiderman. No way home.

1594
01:33:33,450 --> 01:33:34,970
Eight months later,

1595
01:33:36,030 --> 01:33:38,940
we wait until September for no reason.

1596
01:33:38,940 --> 01:33:43,220
Other than we were busy
at the time. That's right.

1597
01:33:44,070 --> 01:33:46,900
We got stuff going on and
we got stuff on the way.

1598
01:33:47,690 --> 01:33:52,220
It's all coming to a head
here on zero credits.

1599
01:33:53,030 --> 01:33:57,980
So from everyone here at the studios,

1600
01:33:58,270 --> 01:34:01,460
we would like to wish you, uh, happy week.

1601
01:34:03,260 --> 01:34:05,530
Uh, uh, goodbye, I guess.

1602
01:34:05,940 --> 01:34:07,010
Goodbye. Forever.

1603
01:34:09,010 --> 01:34:09,820
Question mark.

1604
01:34:09,820 --> 01:34:10,890
No way home.

1605
01:34:13,100 --> 01:34:14,920
But they got home eventually.

1606
01:34:15,210 --> 01:34:17,760
No way. Oh,

1607
01:34:18,330 --> 01:34:20,480
no way home.

1608
01:34:23,130 --> 01:34:23,480
No.

