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We're getting there. We're we're we're we gotta
shape these slogan up. A lot happened
in the past week. Yeah crazy week. Crazy.
Huge week. Crazy week since we last recorded,
And I think we even made like, some
joke about, like, unless something bigger has happened.
And boy has something bigger happen. But we're
gonna get to that a little bit later
on in the show at the top. What's
up?
Oh,
now
I,
Oh, god.
Hello?
I mean, I'm still here. I'm here. What
is happening?
That wasn't great. I know you said you
wanted to cover the It outage that happened
over the week And I didn't know you're
going to try to recreate it here on
the podcast.
Yeah. I I'm an enterprise corporation. I decided
to and to employ some very specific
cybersecurity measures in the last couple minutes.
I see that. I... I'd show
after the crowds strike outage, you decided let's
go with Crowds strike. Yeah. You know, by
the dip, really buy in on crowds. Strike.
And you know, I'm not the guy who
wants the newest version of something. So I'm
like, give me whatever
the second to most recent it was. Tri
you know, getting the most recent update, that's
where you go wrong. That's where things aren't
gonna gel right. The second to most recent
update, that's the sweet but... Yeah. I don't
wanna be a pay... An unpaid beta tester.
You know? I want good
tested
verified,
but software
on my computer. So, yeah. I got the
blue screen of death.
Yeah. That's great. And yeah. I also don't
wanna be some sort of unpaid beta cup.
I wanna be an alpha,
numerically
superior
because the number is smaller,
person as well.
Yeah. I'm
when it comes to most software, I S,
which means I've run the version that existed
3 years ago because it's so far down
the alphabet.
That would make you
like 1 particular
airline, Southwest
airlines, indeed, who were unaffected by this
security firmware
outage
due to the fact that they're still running
Windows 3.1.
That can't be true. That must be a
meme but. This is from this is an
article from digital trends,
yahoo dot com.
Written by Jacob Roach, it... The article is
disappeared. Okay. It's still here.
They're trying to silence the the Windows 3.1.
Power are users out there. They're trying to
get... They're trying to remove word.
Yep.
Yeah. So the largest
outage
power of It
history happened this past weekend,
second only to the millions of years before
we had It
Yes. I compared to the dark ages, perhaps
the second greatest It outage,
and estimated,
I think 8 teen million
workstations were impacted
by the crowds strike outage. I've seen a
lot of general
misinformation about
what crowds does, how this happened, why it
couldn't... Like, the... It seems to just
generally live in that world of, like, It's
a computer thing that's, like, relatively
opaque and hard to understand. So a lot
of people are, like, confused and saying, the
erroneous things, which is frustrating me as someone
who loves dumb computer shit.
But, yes, 18000000 computers blue screen to death,
overnight starting in Australia when the update was
pushed.
Right. This affected computers globally
across
the entire world, multiple industries, most impacted and
more are most
noticeably
impacted were the airlines,
3 major airlines
internationally, we're just sort of sidelined over the
weekend and and are still catching up. I'm
seeing
just video of of suitcases lined up in
airports
that are just still there because their flights
have never
actually, like left.
Yeah. Because this was what Friday, the outage
happened. I have
2 friends who were traveling for work
on Friday, and 1 just got back home.
1 is, like, still, I think in Tampa,
because they got off flight to Tampa assuming
or I guess the airline told them that
it would be able to get them a
connecting flight once they were there because they...
I shit you not had rumor that the
machines there were working,
Oh, good.
And they were not.
They were not. So their flight was canceled
again.
I'm glad when the... Chips are down, we
resort to the same
information as, like, trying to buy an nintendo
switch when it first came out.
Rumor has it
their Yeah. Really...
Really, once the chips are down for humanity,
we just become quest givers in,
dark souls games. We talk kind of about
rumors. It's not totally clear what you have
to do. And then when you come back
where dad. Yeah. Yeah. We've died, and you
can pick up all of our items
and a rare spell that you can only
get if you...
Did what we said.
Yeah. Thankfully, you do get our bell bearings,
so you can buy all the stuff we
would have sold you anyway.
Yep. You get you get tons of cell
phone chargers for me. I, I have way
too many.
Yeah. For me, you get
gl stone ice shard.
It's the 1 spell. I'm that 1 useless
guy in that 1 church.
Anyway,
do you wanna talk a little bit about
how the actual crowds thing happened at a
technical level or is that too boring?
No. I think I think people will
appreciate it. Can I give, like a
surface level
explanation of my understanding of it and you
can just correct me?
Absolutely. I might not even need to correct
you. Who knows?
Because I did the... I did bare level
looking into this.
But from what I could tell, there was
a catastrophic error in the and the latest
crowds
strike.
Update in their firmware that caused a blue
screen of death on local machines.
And the fact that it was a a
it was a boot loop. So like, there
was nothing, like, it would boot blue screen.
Boot blue screen.
And the fact that it's a a blue
screen of death meant, nothing could be fixed
remotely. Because it couldn't, like, you couldn't, like,
send AAA hot fix through the server or
anything
because the machines were literally not connecting to
the server because they're blue screening of death,
blue screen of death.
So that means each machine had to be,
like, manually
fixed
on sight, which takes forever.
Yeah. I I would say that that is
largely accurate. Essentially,
Crowds, its enterprise cybersecurity software. It really only
exists at the layer of corporations trying to
protect themselves from threats.
And what's crazy about this to me is
the software that was impacted is called Falcon.
And its
endpoint security.
Do you know what an end endpoint is?
Endpoint must be like customer side. Right?
Endpoint is just anything that interfaces with a
network. So if you look at your computer,
that's the endpoint. And once are just any
anything
outside
I've got 1 of
I know. And it could go at any
minute. To go at any minute.
But your point is... III hate cyber security
jargon because endpoint just means for the most
part computer or phone.
Okay.
But, yeah, It's it's endpoint security.
And it's
security,
suite
program called the Falcon, which generates
telemetry and a bunch of bullshit stuff that
no user will ever look at to justify
its million dollar
enterprise contracts.
But essentially, it uses Ai.
To monitor for,
a threats on your computer. Think of it,
like, you know, norton antivirus or whatever from
the early 2 thousands.
It's just pre programmed
with a set of,
like, vetted signals to look for to indicate
whether
you might have some comp
files or some
unsecured, like, secure shell, layer,
situation,
on your computer.
And the issue that arose is there's kinda
of 2 things that make Falcon can actually
figure out if you've been compromised?
So there's 1. There's a driver program.
And the driver program is what received
certification from Microsoft. They're like,
Cool man, drivers
this driver program
is fine, and it can operate in something
called the critical path. And the critical path
is essentially the a to b algorithm
that if anything breaks in that critical path,
your machine goes down.
So it operates at the kernel level. And
Microsoft has to sign off on things for
them to operate at the kernel level because
you would imagine,
software efforts. At the current level if something
changes and mass, it could be very, very
bad.
The issue arises
And that this driver program
reads from a huge list of dot s
y or dot sis files.
And that's how it learns
what to consider a threat. And for the
most part would Falcon receives an update. It's
an update to these Y files, which did
not receive certification from Microsoft,
but change how this kernel side program operates.
Do you maybe see where this is about
to cause an issue? I think something went
wrong at the colonel level is my guess.
Yeah. They pushed an update with 1 of
these dot Y files
that I think, like, referenced to Null pointer
or something.
It seems to be pretty ambiguous as to
what actually happened in the code because it's
relatively high level, and I will never understand
it. Right. But, essentially, they pushed 1 of
these new Y files, it got read by
the driver, the driver forced windows into recovery
mode.
Or the blue screen of death, not able
to to connect to a network,
and unable to receive any sort of, like,
remote hot fix or patch or anything,
which is
crazy,
because the market I think punished crowds strike
a little bit and that their stock price
went down by 10 percent. But, like, Microsoft
signed off on this thing, like, 3 times
saying it could operate at the kernel level,
like,
Interesting. You should be...
I guess there's like, shared responsibility here that,
like, as a company like Crowds.
Any update you push like that, especially if
you have current access should probably be rolled
out in waves
to be perfectly honest, And that your. Yeah.
Well... There... There's an old antigen coding, and,
especially, like, developmental coding.
With live software, and that is you don't
push out updates on a Friday.
Absolutely. They they pushed it to prod on
Friday. Yeah.
They they pushed the... They they pushed it
to prod and they're like, take it a
long weekend By.
Yeah. Oh, that's just... They don't do that
especially.
When your your software is a touch point
across the globe and
affects very major industries.
Especially when your update impacts every machine
equally
at the same time. But fear not if
you were impacted by the crowds
issue, there's a very simple fix
that any Windows user, by the way Linux
and Mac Os were not impacted,
Linux and Macos for life.
But if you were 1 of the people
who was impacted,
I don't understand why everyone out there was
saying,
oh,
I can't fix my computer. Like I went
to Starbucks, Right? And Starbucks is down because
of Crowds, which was very funny.
And
I thought, well, why can't they just fix
it themselves?
It's so simple, Henry.
Oh, what do you have to do to
fix it?
Okay. So since you can't connect to a
network, obviously, you can't use safe mode with
networking.
So firstly, if you work at Starbucks or
an airline or whatever, A amazed delta didn't
do this. You have to reboot your device
into the recovery environment.
Easy.
That's restarting your computer by holding down the
power button until the device powers up.
And then as it starts up you have
merely hold down the power button to force
a shutdown, and you repeat that process 3
times. On the fourth time, your computer should
enter the windows recovery environment. Yeah. Common knowledge.
Everybody knows us.
Of course. And now if he Bit bitlocker
encryption, you have to call Bit bitlocker.
But
Once you're in the recovery environment, you open
the command prompt. Everyone's very familiar with the
command prompt, that's how we all use our
computers on a daily basis.
Cmd. I'm there every... I'm there every deep.
Damn. Absolutely. Absolutely. I mean, I do everything
in the command prompt terminal.
Once you're in the command prompt,
okay.
Sorry. This is for too long. So easy.
When you're in the command prompt, this will
open a command line window, usually considering with
a temporary drive letter like x. That's assuming
that your
instance of Windows has manually mounted a temporary
drive like x, which it typically does the
recovery environment. If that doesn't happen, of course,
you have to mount that temporary drive yourself.
I won't get into it. It's so easy
a baby could do it. Yeah. This is
all very standard things that any
child who has passed elementary school should be
able to handle. Yeah. So once you're there,
you type c that brings you to your
main drive, it's really important can't start in
the main drive. But once you're in the
C drive assuming,
your main drive is c.
You type in Cd, windows. System 32 drivers
crowds strike. Right? That'll der you into the
crowds folder.
Once you're in the crowds folder, you have
to type D
c hyphen 00000291
asterisk
dot s y and press enter.
That will delete the
Sis file that is causing the issue. You
can close the command prompt, restart your computer
normally.
And do not start crowds again.
Simple. I I don't know why the Barista
at Starbucks simply didn't do this themselves.
Yeah. I have no idea why Quick Starbucks
story though.
Oh, okay.
I went to go. So I was dropping
What I doing? I think I was dropping
the dog off for his grooming.
And
I was like, I'll swing by Starbucks, get
some Starbucks for my life.
Their
thing was down with the windows recovery, blue
screen of death, and I get really I
I took a picture I'm like, yay. I'm
impacted by the the macro environment,
which I I would not have experienced how
I knock on the starbucks.
And they said very kindly over the speaker,
we're going have to serve you at the
window.
And I waited in line and
Frankly,
it took less time and was much more
pleasant to just talk to them at the
window and get my food and coffee.
Oh, that's super interesting. Like, it was less
convenient
on paper,
but it was more personal. It it was
you know, the old school of doing things
or you actually have to talk to a
human being to go which to get service.
Yeah. It was nice. So I was like,
oh, you guys deal with the Crowds strike
thing. That's a shame, and then we had
a conversation. He's like, yeah, my sister stuck
in Boston or whatever I'm like, whoa.
I know that won't that won't be fixed
for a couple days. Hope you guys are
broke k. And then we, like, talked for
a second I got my food. I got
my coffee. It was fast.
I don't know, man. Maybe we should do
away with technology. Maybe Crowds is teaching us
a lesson.
That is interesting. We only do this podcast
over technology, though. So I don't I don't
know. This is kinda wanna keep my job
here. Yeah. I don't know. I'm thinking anti
technology,
and know, we'll figure something out with the
podcast. We'll turn into like an an illuminated
manuscript.
Okay.
I hope you can draw because I think
that's the illuminated part.
No. I cannot draw.
Well, I can I can manuscript
like a motherfucker, but I cannot illuminate?
I can do photoshop, but again, that's that's
technology
and
shit man. We're really we're really being ham
strong with this snow technology thing. Yeah. We're
really being techno no
ba bolt.
We're really being crowds. There's funny conspiracy theories
floating around. We won't get into
1 of my favorite things up crowds is
that they have we've been a common target
of the far right,
qa on,
like,
wellness fascist cult since 20 16,
because 1 of the cool things Crowds does,
that a lot of security firms do is,
like, when there's a
when there's, like, a huge
cybersecurity thing, they, like, hop in and investigate
and release a court for P r. And
they did that for
election fraud in the 20 60 election. In
fact, they were they were the firm that
showed that there was actually, Russian
or foreign
interference and several voting machines across the Us.
So since then,
people have been calling them, like a like,
a liberal false flag, a new world order,
Oh, my, whatever.
Whatever. And moments after the crowds thing happened
on Friday.
Actually, I think the next day, there was
a theory that crowds strike was bringing down
the United States to take attention away from
our heroic president.
Heroic true president.
Amazing.
Great.
I thought you're gonna have a fun conspiracy
theory like, all of Crowds
resources were captain in the point of Donald
Trump's ear, and now it's been damaged and
so
would tell. No. That would be more fun
though.
Yep. I don't... Anytime someone comes out with,
like, queuing on stuff. I just... I'm sorry.
My ears start to bleed, so I can't
hear it very well.
At this point, I've become kind of a
con of it, but I can appreciate that
it's not to everyone's taste. It's like, I
I generally don't appreciate conspiracy theories because as
we talked about on the last episode, I
think conspiracy for the most part is impossible
because humans are
inherently, like coward
and lazy and incapable
of cooperating
at a large scale, which don't get me
wrong. I'm not hating on humans. I love
that about humans.
I embody all of those things myself, but
not a huge fan of conspiracy theories because
they're like science fiction, but the q stuff
is just so science fiction. It's so end
to me.
Yeah. Okay. It's like, almost adorable what they
believe.
Exactly. It's it's adorable, and then it's really
scary, and then it leads to an attempted
ins,
but I don't like to think about that
part too much. No. I get that. I
get that.
So, yeah, Apologies to Australia for ruining your
entire country. Apparently, they couldn't even get television
over there because of the crowds sp outage,
so just extreme apologies to Australia and India,
who are most... And I guess all the
Americans. And I I guess everywhere else too.
It was really just a bad day. It
was it was a really bad day. I
am
pretty pissed off that
my work uses Mac
laptops. Oh.
You had to work that.
Did you not have to work? I did
wanna get into this because I Had to
work all day.
Yeah. Yeah. I had to work all day.
You think my
my middle
manufacturing, my contract manufacturing job was impacted
at all by a global
security firm outage? No.
In fact, a very funny thing happened because
we had a, you know, an all hands
meeting for, birthdays and anniversaries.
And our Ceo, wanted to shout out, especially
our It team for keeping the lights on
so to speak because he knew a lot
of people didn't have
Internet today. And I was like, they didn't
do fucking shit. What do you mean?
Do you guys even have crowds? Oh, no
worries. Got it. That makes sense. That makes
sense.
Man, you know, this huge outage of I'm
so glad for the It team for you
know, protecting us from this fault and software
we don't use. Right.
It's it's this like, I How could you
be even more ignorant than you are, shut
up,
stop talking. Let me go back to work.
I'm so glad that we in this household
that has never had a dog and it
escaped from a rapid dog attack.
We we've we have
evade
through the good care of our health care
professionals
foot and mouth disease even though we've never
had a cow in this country. You're in
the you're in the heart of
suburban Austin, Texas here, like, another day without
a sand storm. Just gotta throw it up
to the big man. You know? Yeah. The
park rangers for keeping those sand storms. Okay
keeping from the sand away. They see him
coming to, like, in.
Gui him.
But, yeah, That's crowds. I've... Sorry for boring
everybody for 20 minutes. I actually think it's
really interesting how it happened, but
That's not everybody's cup of tea. I do
appreciate the super technical and look into, like,
the driver program, kernel level, like all the
terms you threw throughout we're really fun to
listen to. And and made me feel more
knowledgeable that I knew these terms and I
could use them again in this sentence and
then never again in my entire life.
I like hearing about kernel level ring is
0 access because it makes me think both
of corn and the pre to the ring.
Ring?
No. Ring 0.
0, never saw it. Ringo.
Star. Beatles. Yeah. Octopus is garden, maybe?
Yellow submarine.
Oh, god.
Think of another beatles song. God,
I can't. I should I need to watch
the get back or get back, the
and.
And know what you're telling about. It's a
very long beatles documentary directed by famed Lord
of the ring of Peter Jackson.
I remember my parents really liked it, and
I never watched it.
That's a shame. I actually really don't care
about the beatles that much.
Yeah. You should watch yesterday,
a movie whose premise is super boring.
I... There's is no movie I'm less interested
in watching
That's.
I I watched the trailer for that movie
I'm like.
I saw the trailer for that movie in
theaters. And after it was Went. What?
Yeah. I saw movie.
III love that you could just make a
movie about a thought. Literally
everyone has had when they were, like, 12.
Yeah.
Just shut up. Go away.
It's like,
we wouldn't saw long legs in every trailer
before long legs. I you know, reached over
to Alice. I was like, I wanna see
that. And then when I saw the trailer
for yesterday, I reach over Allison. I don't
wanna see that. Yeah.
The highest
ad management in trailers.
If you ever do that, like, Gil like
you see a trailer and, like, confer with
your significant other you're, like, looks good or
it looks bad. That that is the move.
That's what you have to do when you
want... You're watching trailers together.
Yeah. I and then my highest praise is
is I
as I say, take me to go see
that, which means
Buy me tickets to this by surprise and
I'll be very happy.
Okay. I didn't know there was a code
to it. Yeah. Remember that I want to
see
maxine.
By the way, I still haven't gotten tickets
to maxine
Alison.
I don't think she listens.
Fuck she doesn't. I wanna have a store.
What? You wanna go
or
in store. I'm sorry. You're not me a
Golf maxine pill.
You're not Ty west mia got maxine vaccine
pill.
I've seen the trailer. I don't know what
you're talking about. I'm a movie coded.
Okay. I'm happy for you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I mean,
I wanna have a brief
conversation before we get into our next segment.
And I'm gonna pull the I'm gonna pull
the curtain back a little bit.
For our dear fam,
her dear fans listening to this.
When we decided at the top of the
year,
that we were going to do a segment
called highway to the hell house,
covering the 20 20
selection. This is going with weekly
updates.
The the plot... The plan was, like, okay.
So we'll always have a little something to
talk about. Will be like a little funny
goof at a rally.
There'll be like a little thing that a
flu somebody said somewhere.
We weren't expecting it to take over the
podcast with literally the most historic news
America has faced ever
week to week.
Yeah. I I specifically remember talking to you
at 1 of your many grill out parties,
where
I was saying that... Because frankly, this was
my idea. And I said to you,
Yeah. Maybe there will be some weeks or
we have to really, like, goose it up
or, like, we'll we'll like, do bits or
some other thing, Like, we'll we'll make it
work.
And we didn't realize that we were opening
a fucking pandora box, and everything would be
the worst
craziest
version of whatever it could be every week
starting in, like June.
Yeah. I again, we thought,
okay. We'll cover
news for all of the the the campaigns,
they'll be funny because
it's like, there funny people involved. But we
didn't realize there's gonna be a sac assassination
attempts, brain worms, and then historical
people not
running for office for their second term. We
we didn't realize
how in... This news was gonna be.
From the outset, what I thought this would
be, would either be like, a relative
comfortable slide into a second Biden term,
or
what I probably had odds on was a
surprising Trump 3 and 4 years of people
being reminded of why that thing happened in
the first place.
That was my prediction. I thought it would...
I thought there wouldn't be a lot going
on.
Yeah.
And in fact, for a while there was
trending in that direct and we were getting
less and less enthusiastic about it. The segments
we're getting shorter and shorter. There the the
polymer showed up, of course. Chris Oliver was
here, Rf junior revealed himself to be a
monster,
and
things were not fun for a second, and
then next thing you know, The entire game
has changed.
I think we on the podcast, we're mali
lining the fact
that since R k junior came out as
a monster,
we wouldn't have a lot to talk about
to b these segments. I think we said
that
on air
and then the monkey is paw crooked little
finger curled up.
And and a lot of this comes, like,
A lot of what's happening today.
In this day and age, I called a
year ago.
Oh, you did. I remember 1 in particular
from
site
z
Z bingo 20 23.
I remember
1 of these things being called very explicitly.
Yes. It it was my last
entry in the column
of I for wild off the wall predictions.
I said president Biden announces he will not
be running for a second term. I called
that at the beginning of last year. U.
It didn't happen last year, so I didn't
get to cross it off.
But now here we are on the pre
of entering the highway to the hell house
for this week.
But
can I cross it off, John?
I mean, you already won sure
I will cross it off.
Wait. How to fuck do you do that
and goddamn piece of shit. Wanna...
I did it. Okay it's done.
Wow,
gl much. I mean, has Joe Rogan been
injured in experimental ball therapy
yet,
not that we know of.
Okay. Well, you still won.
Yeah. I just want credit for calling that
Biden wasn't going to seek election.
Yeah. It just took...
You know what? How about we get into
it? Yes. Please join us hand in hand
as we protest
across
the highway to the.
Feels like we're standing
across.
And I let cars go past. I don't
know.
I
here's what I'm doing the highway hell house.
I'm doing that thing that all those people
did on 35
during the George Floyd protests where they stormed
the highway and covered it in graffiti and
did a bunch of pretty cool shit.
Yeah
I I wanna be clear. It kinda sounds
like I'm being facet, and I don't approve
what they did. I totally approve what they
did. I I think that, like, I I
think their protest and demonstration are essential
to our national Dna and people should do
it more, much much more than we do.
Yes. Safely without violence.
Yeah. Safely without violence.
The threat of violence perhaps. No as long.
Always the threat of buyer
violence.
I mean, you know, if you're protesting
and the people who...
Are against you have a monopoly on violence.
You have to be able to deal with
violence in some way. Don't do violence,
obviously.
Right. But carry leaf blower is to blow
tear gas away and carry milk.
And milkshake with rocks in them or something.
I don't know. Soup cans baby. Welcome to
the highway to the Hell house.
The highway to the Hell House, let's start
odd with the Biden camp pain or should
I say the the Biden x campaign?
Yes.
Oh, man. I would vote for Biden x
in a second Oh, biden next. That's my
my most favorite medication that taken in the
morning. Oh, yeah. It makes me so forgetful.
Yeah. And it makes me
care about M
and...
But what it what what what... You would
say, like, listen up
Listen listen Chad,
this side effects may include
hating student debt, and ins
desire price cream.
Yep. So after a weird
long weekend of Internet outages and the Biden
campaign saying numerous times, to Joe Biden was
going to be the candidate, and he wasn't
going to drop out. Suddenly on Sunday,
1 Joseph R Biden,
announced via Twitter that he was not going
to seek reelection. Yes. Coming hot on the
heels of his positive Covid diagnosis
from his home in Delaware.
He announced that he would not be seeking
reelection. He would be endorsing his current vice
president Kamala Harris as the
democratic nominee,
crazy.
A truly
insane thing to do.
Yeah.
Kinda came out of nowhere on a random
Sunday afternoon,
and that that there's
there's not
much more to say other than the
response out of this has been phenomenal.
From people
people believing that Biden had somehow died.
Yes. I did I did see that. I
saw a lot of... There there was a
lot of, like, royal watching adjacent content where
people were, like, Biden is secretly dead. Right.
Noted,
public Per, and also,
I believe she might be a Congress person,
Lauren Beau,
posted on x that she demanded proof of
life for Biden claiming that he had died.
Other people were saying he needed to resign
because he wasn't
re, you know, running for reelection. I don't
know what that
would actually accomplish
yeah. It's a it's a great question. Also,
I I would like in all future television
appearances of Lauren and Bob.
Rather than whatever actual title she holds, can
the Ky to say,
gave somebody an over the pants, h j
at an off broadway production of beetle juice.
Yeah. Because I think that's the legacy sheets
mer.
I mean, either that or just local per
would be great. If we could just get
that.
Confirmed per revert. Yeah.
I... And I love... I'm sorry. To backtrack,
a little bit early to get sidetracked a
little bit. She has since come out to,
like, to try to defend it, like, that
was a private moment. And everyone was like,
yeah. That happened in pal.
In popped that was a a private moment
that once again, a well attended off Broadway
showing of beetle juice.
Yeah. Maybe if you're like in the national
spotlight, don't try to do stuff like that.
But, yes, people demanding proof of life, apparently,
Biden is going to address the nation sometime
this week. And he's coming to Austin, John,
what he's coming Austin for South By.
I don't know not... Well no. That would
be in March. She's coming off the next
Monday. So next Monday, don't go anywhere.
What do you mean by it I don't
go anywhere? No. Traffic would be really bad.
Traffic will be really bad understood. Yeah,
you know,
it's it happened it's happened before it's gonna
happen again.
Somebody tries to pursue a career at high
level. They end up washing out and they
come to us, and they'll pursue a career
in comedy. They'll work for a tech company.
They'll eat a lot of barbecue. They'll buy
a 1300000.0
dollar our home. They'll have a lot of
really disappointing dates on hinge.
You know, I'm looking forward to this period
of Biden life.
Maybe gets hooked up to the mothers ship
with Joe Rogan whole comedy
empire there and and and finds like, a
second life on the circuit.
Oh, man, that'd be great. I really... I
really want that for him. Just Biden just
given high fives to Christie elliott.
Yeah. Oh,
did he hang out with them?
I I think they're all kind of part
of the same thing.
Okay.
So, yeah, the biggest Biden news that we've
ever covered, he dropped out of the race,
and
endorsed his Vp
Kamala Harris.
Yes.
Which in the intervening what
2 days
the Kamala campaign has, like, yeah. I think
it's it's already reached the requisite number of
delegates for nomination.
It's raised millions upon millions of dollars. Like,
once this announcement dropped, like, really hit the
ground. Right? Biden
q Twitter account immediately rebranded to Ka kamala
Hq. What would have to imagine that all
of his staff got moved over.
We need to cover the so called campaign,
I'm putting a lot of quotes around these
words
for a 1 Kamala Harris because,
John,
we primary.
I didn't... We primary. I didn't vote for
Kamala Harris. I voted for Biden, so
Should she even be able to run question
Mark? Should she be able to?
Should she be able to run? This is
unprecedented
after a primary, the candidate drops out and
endorse someone else, this has never...
Actually it happens every single election cycle.
Yeah. It it it happens more than people
think.
So the go to example I have on
file right here is Nikki Haley dropped out
and then Endorsed Donald Trump, all the delegates
she won then became Donald Trump's delegates.
This is exactly the same thing. There's a
lot of people saying that this is
unconstitutional that this is somehow
undermining democracy because it's not taking in account
the people's vote because we didn't get chance
to primary
Ka kamala Harris and during all the primaries
that happened.
But
literally, there's... The there's there's... The this whole
process 1 isn't in the constitution. So you
can't say it's
unconstitutional,
and then 2,
this happens literally every single
election cycle. So... Yeah. Right. There's precedent for
it. It it This is all protocol. It's
all standard.
I think the only reason why we may
be hear about this a little bit more
is the opposition party
The people who are saying this stuff, and
these are the same people who are saying,
like,
if biden admitting, he can't do another 4
years, he's admitting he's unfit to be president
and yes by the
constitution should
resign. The problem like, the people at the
opposition probably have, like, a negative amount of
matter between their ears, like, they are the
dumbest people on earth, and they will say
the dumbest things.
There's there's just gonna have to live with
that. And there's a lot of people thinking
like Trump absolutely was gonna crush Biden into
the dust. And so now they're like, wait.
Wait. Wait. Wait. No. You can't change our
opponent mid fight.
That's illegal and we'll... We might lose.
So actually, Biden has to run. We're sorry,
he can't drop out, which would be like,
some type of weird legally binding contract that
literally would not be enforce in any sort
of court of law. You can't force people
to do anything.
We're sorry, but the golden retriever has to
play basketball.
There's rules that say he must play. He
must play. There's nothing in the rules saying
the golden retriever can't play out school.
Exactly. Yeah. There's there's a lot of, bad
faith arguments being made. And so I'm just
trying to clear them up here before we
launch into the historical news
that the newly formed Camilla, Kamala, Harris campaign
has had like
the largest fundraising of any candidate in history,
Hollywood
backers are now back in the game after
being an absent for so long.
And
1 of the fastest
sort of
heel turns, although they were heels already, the
from the Gop and that their attacks have
gone from
the very
civil biden too old to be alive to
extremely
ugly miso and racially charged.
In less than 24 hours. I love this
for the right honestly.
Because you know it was uncomfortable for them
to lean into age.
But it must be like a real
homecoming to come back to being miso and
racist.
What's fun for us is that now that
they're becoming miso is stick and racist.
Some people who are on the fence
who don't agree with misogyny a racism,
they're being alienate.
That's really fun for everybody. It it is
fun for people because like age ages, I
think in this arena, sometimes is right.
But in this 1II
think that
it I don't know that it's like a
perfect political coup. I think maybe Biden got
Covid and was feeling increasingly isolated because, like,
his campaign got hit like with, like, a
ton of huge blows.
And I I don't think the number of
people ask him to step down would have
decreased, and I think he just needed to
like, stop the bleeding and get someone on
the ticket.
Who people could get excited about. I don't
know that it was like a genius political
move, but 1 of the nice external analog
of this move is we now have someone
who we are campaigning for who the attacks
against are now like, very,
like,
facial evil and racist and miso and can
help to
solidify support around her because we
let's be real. When Trump's like, hey, by
and old. We're, like,
It's not a lie.
Right. Exactly. So for a lot of people,
there were... You, you know, the sentiment was
shared
across...
It's thresholds of all walks of life
that oh my God, America, what are you
doing? You're literally down to the 2 oldest
men in the country?
And no 1 was excited to vote for
any of the corpses available.
Yeah.
Like, even though it's, like,
for some people It's like, well anybody who
who isn't Trump will vote for. But then
there were a lot of people were like,
I don't know. They're both old men.
There's no choice.
Well,
I'm not saying this was a genius political
move because I don't believe a genius political
move exists, but at least it's a more
interesting conversation now to be like, well, If
you don't wanna vote for an old white
corpse,
there's an an actual
person to vote for now.
I mean, I I think there's a world
where we as a party and as a
country play this right. Right? Like, there's a
world where
Kamala Harris is, like,
demographics,
like age race and background are enough to
fire people up to get excited about voting
for which By the way,
I don't love everything Kamala Harris has done
at all.
And in fact, I I think that I
have more problems with her political career than
I have problems with Biden political career, but
it's seems like she is very sympathetic to
unions. She is very sympathetic to the plate
of Palestinians.
I'm I'm pretty pro.
That so far. They're are positive signs. But
if we get the people fired up about
a new candidate about the demo, a sense
of urgent see because I actually think when
news outlets start reporting, like,
some
bullshit idiots
said that Biden should step down. Like, see
Cnn
ate that shit up and wouldn't stop talking
about it. I think it was endlessly damaging
to the campaign, but I think
a line that gets views on news articles
is this is fucking 0 hour. This is
happening with, like, so little time left. I
think that's actually helpful because it makes people
feel like there's a sense of fucking urgency
because there's always been a sense of fucking
urgency about this presidential race.
So it it might actually fire people up.
And then separately,
if she can, like,
properly toe the line on the whole tax,
the rich thing, which I think got a
lot of people to turn against Biden.
Think... Yeah. I think that was... That's a
smoking gun
Biden announced he was gonna do a 25
percent wealth techs on billionaires. And suddenly,
the calls for him to resign.
Exploded across
all of the media that the billionaires own.
It's not a coincidence.
Yeah. And then he he said 25...
And wealth tax on George Clooney was like,
did you notice that Biden was a little
suspicious at that party? Weird.
I but biden the su, he might be
the impostor.
But, I mean, I hate billionaires as much
as anyone else. But if we can art
fully tow the line between
positive,
progressive ish,
policy
and not fucking with the billionaires too much.
I think we might be able to like,
shoot some people's dicks off,
hopefully,
because, like, the the amount of traction that
she's picked up at a very short period
of time is is very
hopeful
to me.
Is Ka kamala Harris, my most perfect pick
for president
No.
Do I prefer her over Joe Biden also
probably no.
But it's better. It's better than the alternative?
I'm gonna say, at least it's interesting. You
know, the the the... The the matchup we
had,
we'd seen before. And we... You know, maybe
it would play out a little differently. I
don't know, but
it was sort of like same old same
old. And a lot of people were uni
inspired by that match up. I think this
matchup at least gets the conversation rolling.
I mean,
whatever you have to do to get people,
like, sex up about voting, do it. And
if that has to be like, a relatively
unprecedented then
unprecedented thing happened with just about a hundred
days left? Can we make this work? That's
gonna get people excited, Like... Right.
I know people who
were very much
disengaged, not particularly interested in voting for Biden
though they despise Trump. Who, like, with this
most recent news are, like, posting a bunch
of demolish shit. I'm like, yeah. This is
people excited vote for this young 60 year
old candidate.
This is a super interesting
tactic.
The... Because
it's it's no secret. Trump has been camp
campaigning since he won the office. He filed
for reelection
the day he got ina
into the office.
He used the presidency to campaign for himself.
He's been campaigning the entire time throughout Biden
candidacy.
He's over a campaign
Kamala has less than a hundred days to
campaign. It's fresh.
It it's new. We haven't heard about her
all that much.
And so there's this energy around her campaign.
It's like getting fresh legs
and the 70 70 minute of a soccer
game. Like,
She's got more energy around her because she's
new to the fight.
Yeah, It's it's the reason why all the
Taylor Swift Girl are now Charlie ex Cx
people.
You know?
Brat came out. And sure Charlie been around
for a long time, but Brat came out
and we're like, whoa, what's this like, relatively
fresh perspective? We haven't heard in a while?
It's in your face. It's drug. It's fun.
It's.
Oh, Brad.
It's Brett Summer, and then Charlie x cx
x turned around Said well Kamala is brad.
And the is. Brett.
Yeah. 1 of these days, I do wanna
talk about, like, the Taylor Swift of it
all. She's done some really shady stuff this
summer.
When it comes to the billboard numbers and
things like that, it's been really weird how
she,
and I can't get into this too much.
But anytime, like,
a a female artist was poised to take
number 1. She released a new
version of a song from her album that
may sure she kept the number 1 spot.
But then, mysteriously when Eminem and M was
going to release the death of slim shady,
she didn't release anything.
Strange.
III
think I remember seeing a meme that was,
like,
a diagram,
like, a x ray diagram of a gun,
and there was a person at the other
end of the gun and it said any
female pop singer and every bullet had, like,
Taylor version Taylor version version 2... It's... I'm
not
trying
I'm just pointing out a coincidence, Not a
coincidence. I'm porting I'm pointing out the pattern
of behavior.
I'm not making any accusations. It's just weird
how. She didn't have anything tee up for
the death of Shady, which
automatically took the number 1
spot from her for the first time in
a hundred days or whatever.
You know who couldn't. You know who she
couldn't shoot with a new version, Charlie X
x. Never start... Never saw Charlie common.
She she did in the Uk. Yes. She
absolutely did. Fuck.
Charlie x... Charlie,
XCX debuted at number 2 with Brett.
In the Uk. Yeah. But I think to
me the impact of Brat is much greater.
I I think it is. And I think
there's a lot of fun new pop
out there that's not Taylor swift. It's weird.
She released a sad girl
summer album right before, like, you know, Sabrina
carpenters
espresso,
Ship
Chapel. Chapel Road, Chapel Road, her entire existence,
all of her songs are just so much
more hyper pop than anything Taylor put out
lately. And then, of course, now Charlie x
cx with Brett. It's like, we're we're in
a pop girl
B renaissance and
none of it involves taylor swift. I think
that's fascinating, but this is the highway to
the hell house, John. It's the highway of
the house. I just wanna say, I actually
love this summer in pop music.
I don't like... I actually don't like sabrina
a carpenter.
But
between Charlie x cx x playing up Brat,
which is an incredible Charlie X cx album,
no notes.
And and Chapel
Whole thing,
man, chapel,
put on an album. That's like an incredible
flex. Like, it's it's... Oh, yeah. Real good.
It's so good. I egg every song of
the song ordering
flexes
it's it's so good.
I don't wanna be that person that says
I... Effortlessly on an album, go from an
intros retrospective phoebe bridge year's boy genius kinda
song to something that,
like, verge on 100 x hyper pop. How
do you do it? How do you do
it so well? It's perfect. It's perfect.
I don't know.
I I don't wanna be that person that
it says that, you know, it says I
was listening to her before she got big,
but, literally,
she was 1 of the first songs of
my...
Every year, I refresh, I start a new
playlist
of songs that I listened to, and she's
really up at the top of January and
got big in the summer. I'm just say,
and I was little before she got big.
Yeah. I wasn't. I'm I'm a I'm a
camp follower. I jumped on that shit. And
I am not ashamed to admit it. Red
wine super?
Bop.
Hot to go? Is a really big fan
of Charlie x c.
For a light time. I I have been
looking 20 years ago. Man I bad.
Anyway, this is the highway to the hell
house. We gotta drop this shit
We gotta talk about politics.
Yeah. We have to stop bumping that, bumping
that, bump that pop music and start of
bump that, bumping that, bumping that politics.
So
moving sort of on to the Trump campaign
from the kamala Harris campaign. Welcome to the
race. We wish you luck.
Seems like you have a lot of support
and that's great. It's it's good By the
way so much tomorrow. What's... Keep keep up
that Palestine stuff.
You you're showing real promise.
Just keep it up anyway, continue.
So out of the Trump campaign
has been some of the
describe as other Internet users as a very
normal time on truth sort social,
Donald Trump has sort of taken to
weirdly
only
attacking
Biden since the news came out.
Interesting. I wonder if you had all that
stuff queued up. He's like, okay. We gotta
empty the Biden stuff out.
I would be inclined to agree with you.
Except for the nature of the posts.
You know, I I asked... Okay. I Yes.
I theory you Go ahead. I have a
timeline of post that came out after the
announcement that Biden was dropping out. It started
simple enough with just
Biden never had Covid.
He is a threat to democracy.
Short sw
the point,
little confusing. He followed up 8 minutes later
with. It's not over
Tomorrow, Crooked Joe Biden is going to wake
up and forget that he dropped out of
the race today.
Okay. Sure.
Which then led to a couple of hours...
Wait. Hold on. Let me check the actual
time timeline on. No. My my my bad.
7 minutes slater.
Not a couple of hours, 7 minutes, of
course. Sorry. 20 minutes later. 20 minutes later,
E came out with who is running our
country right now. It's not Crooked Joe. He
has no idea where he is. If he
can't run for office, he can't run our
country. So I guess this is where a
lot of people got that sentiment to. Oh,
yeah. Yeah.
Which led to,
maybe 8 hours later,
Trump post in the early morning of the
day after, the Democrats pick a candidate, crooked
Joe Biden, he loses the debate badly then
Panic and makes mistake after mistake has told
he can't win and decide they will pick
another candidate probably Harris. They stole the race
from Biden after he want it in the
primaries.
First,
these people are the real threat to democracy,
kind of all over the place attacking these
people, the Democrats
taking the race away from Biden,
almost not attacking him,
and then not 20 minutes later.
He posts
It's a new day and Joe Biden doesn't
remember quitting the race yesterday. He is demanding
his campaign schedule and arranging talks of president
Chi of China. And Putin of Russia concerning
the possible start of World war 3, Biden
is, quote, sharp, decisive energetic, angry and ready
to go unquote.
That's
that's a series of rare misses for my
man.
What is happening?
All of this... All 5 of those posts
happened from, like, 10PM
1 night to 6AM the next day,
showing that he for at least that amount
of time,
Biden solely
consumed Donald Trump's brain, which is interesting
because it's it's like he had no 1
to to lash out too, so he just
focused on Biden, Biden is now like a
lightning rod for Trump's post, which is great
because that means it's not posting about Harris.
No, I mean, that's the thing about Trump.
Right? It's like, he
has these, like,
I really don't know how to phrase it
better.
But 1 of the fascinating things about his
mind is it seems like the only strategic
decisions he can make are based on grudges.
And he goes on these, like,
like weirdly,
camp ti raids against whoever, he currently holds
in his mind at his greatest enemy. Be
at the failing New York times or people
who didn't invite him to a New York
steak dinner or whatever.
And I don't know that he can pivot
fast enough to Kamala for it matter.
I I think I think that his brain
can't do it because he's been so
conditioned.
To follow this false narrative
about Joe Biden that he's created. Like, he
feels like he hit on a winner and
he doesn't have a new 1 yet.
He he's so entrenched in his ideas, like,
literally, there are trenches in his brain.
And now he doesn't have...
The mental capacity to reroute those trenches to
a new target.
Yeah. It's like, get new material.
Yeah.
And then, 1 of the more funny sentiments
to come out, because, again, he's just been
posting nonstop since this has happened.
Board in the more funny notions, he posted
out. I don't have a time for this
1. I don't know what where this falls
in the grand scheme of things,
but he posted
So we are forced to spend time and
money on fighting Crooked Joe Biden. He pulls
badly after having a terrible debate and quits
the race.
Now we have to start all over again.
Shouldn't the Republican party be reimbursed for fraud
and that every everybody around Joe,
including his doctors in the fake news media
knew he was not capable of running for
or being president. Just asking.
That's
so funny.
He he wants he wants a refund
because of all of the attack ads and
all the the the... All, like, they probably
have, like, people keep making the same joke
online Was, like, they're are warehouses full of,
like, let's go brand and shirts that they're
ready to sell, but now they can't sell
because who cares about Joe biden anymore? I
mean, yeah. It's objectively true that that is
the case. Like, yeah,
you know, thousands upon thousands
of people on the right spent probably collectively
millions of hours creating a false harmful stupid
narrative, and they should be entitled to
compensation.
It's weird. I don't think you get
compensation for spending your energies on of hatred
on the wrong target.
Yeah. I I don't think I don't think
there's any argument to be made that fraud
occurs when you
when you bet incorrectly,
You know? Like, it if
if you make a bunch of shirts, they're
like, I hate Greg, and then Greg leg,
moves to Canada, you can't sue Greg. It
was your choice to make the I hate
Greg shirts.
It's interesting. You you made a an an
interesting choice of words there. You don't get
reinvest on
reimbursed on making the wrong bet.
And you're absolutely right. Otherwise, Vegas wouldn't work.
Yeah. Exactly.
It's the
there's
basically
in no functioning.
Can you be meaningfully
reimbursed for wasting your time?
Like...
Wasting your time is your choice? You know?
You said that he would be the 1.
You you built all your op rent him
being the 1. He wasn't the 1. So,
like,
adjust, man.
Get new material, figure it out.
The thing is
ever since Biden won the reelection, not the
reelection. The election against Trump that's been the
target. That's been the campaign
like enemy.
Yeah. It it hasn't just been for the
race. It's been for the last 4 years
that exactly. Asked about this. Exactly. And and,
like, so now there's, like, you see this
desperate sort of pivoting toward, like, oh, it's
the the Democrats. They're the enemy, all of
them.
And that's so much harder like,
they've, you know, it's harder to focus on
a group of people as the enemy. Like
unless you're doing us versus them, tribalism, which,
of course has happened.
But without a central figure head, it's hard
to, like, focus your hate on somebody.
And so now it's just like, oh, god,
what do we do?
All of our hatred was on this 1
person and now we have to refocus in
this new person
And so we're we're seeing their
desperation on that they're lashing out, they're doing
the ad h thing,
and that's why misogyny
and and racism is on the rise
when it comes to comments about Kamala Harris.
Because I don't have anything else. They don't
know anything about or.
1 of my,
I guess it's favorite things to come out
of this. Is like,
we've covered this months ago. And you and
I talk about relatively frequently,
is this, like, D dog whistle, the right
has been using months? Yes.
Because every few months, they find a new
way to say the n word.
But, like,
I've I've been reading some news stories, and
it seems like
obviously, since Kamala kamala Harris
Asian American, African American and a woman,
they are busting out D stuff all over
the place when they're trying to attack her.
Like, Gop lawmakers are doing this. And articles
are being written being like, what's this D
thing? Like, it was... It used to be
like a relatively
well under stood a dog whistle by people
who are, like,
really invested in the dark side of politics
like you and me. But now, like articles
are coming out since the
presumptive candidate
is coming under fire for D stuff. Where
norm are being, like, isn't that whole D
thing just racism.
Yeah. And I'm really
appreciating it because the more light we can
shed on the way that they're just choosing
to be racist I think there's going to
gal people against them.
Yeah. It's it's...
The the d, I think never run away
in the most
like, ugly
sort of corner of the Gop.
A lot of people started chanting, like, didn't
earn it for Db
disgusting. Wow.
And anytime
I know.
Honestly.
But anytime like, oh, there was a playing
thing and it turned out the pilot was
a woman and it's just like, oh, no.
D pilot. And, like, it it became
much more than just racism. It's just like
anyone who's not a white male was D.
The secret service thing was D after it
happened. There
the D
higher for the secret service allowed trump to
get shot at. When they found out to
the director of the secret service was a
woman
the D I think came out again.
And she she's stepped down today. She resigned
out of,
I don't know.
Because people wouldn't shut up about it.
Yeah.
That's why a lot of people who are
good at their jobs end up presenting. Yeah.
So it it is
sad because
the statistics of it all, it could not
be that the best person for every position
is always a white male that
just
statistically is impossible.
So the fact that any anytime it it
is revealed that a bad thing happened, and
it happens under the the watch of someone
who was not a white male, and that
means that's D
that's just racism. That's just misogyny.
You just found a new way
new letters to say to be racist to
miso.
Yeah. I'm just glad that it seems like
normal people are now being educated about this
dog whistle.
So hopefully, it can further turn people
against it. Also,
anecdotally, I found that,
white males typically do much worse at their
jobs than people from other demographics. So
I
get them out.
I mean, I don't...
I I need a job.
Yeah. But
get a different job. I'm trying.
Every day, I try a little harder.
And, I I... With all this news we've
covered, I I didn't never really get a
chance to look into are of k junior
Chase Oliver or Matthew Mc mcconnell hay. Let's
just say they've been a eclipse by bigger
stories this week. Yeah. I I think Matthew
Mc mcconnell is still continuing to tease
may running for some kind of office.
Someday, Chase Oliver remains a man named Chase
Oliver.
And
Tiktok keeps sending me emails being, like,
Robert F k junior, who you interacted with
post a family like, I didn't. I swear
to God. I did not. I did not.
So that's the Rf junior update.
Crazy. So, you know, a lot of stuff
is shaken up in the race, and I
feel like you need to check Henry.
Oh, what's up? What's up? My good my
good friend, John? Well, I mean, who are
you voting for so much has changed now.
So, you know, there's a lot going on
and
Biden didn't really shook it up.
With his decision to not run. And and
And, maybe 2 weeks ago, I think very
drunken. III
beard it all. I said, we gotta vote
for Biden this is it. And now that
he's out of the race, you know, it's
a toss up. It... It's just an absolute
toss. I think I'm going to ride ed
Matthew Mc hayes name.
Yeah. I think I'm trying get a write
in,
yeah, probably Macon mcconnell hey. I might do
Oliver depending.
But, yeah, That's that's pretty much where I'm
at or Kamala, you know, if Kamala really
impress me, she might get 1 over on
old Chase Oliver.
Yeah. Yeah. So I think At least 1
of my votes were be... Will be a
ride in for Matthew Mc hay. But with,
like, the other votes that I have to
do to do my my part and making
sure that this election is a fraud. I
think I'm gonna ride in a couple of
of Koalas. But I'm not gonna check the
box that has Kamala. I'm gonna write or
name it. Yeah. No. For sure. I'm gonna
do the same thing. I get a lot
of dead relatives, and those ones are gonna
be right ins for Kamala.
Yeah. And, you know, and and this is
just how democracy works. Like, you get your
1 vote, but then you also get, like,
your other 1 votes. They're all 1 vote
individually.
Yeah. Yeah. And I'm gonna write in...
I'm gonna miss it so they won't get
on to me, You know, so they won't
catch me. So be, like,
Camel a.
No. Come.
I mean, those gotta be kamala. Right??
They gotta be Kamala. Again
Rf junior might be able to kamehameha.
Oh, you think with the brain worms?
You know, R jr truthfully...
Okay. This is on a side. That's I
junior. Is there any political figure
who's more f than Trump is.
Oh, f isn't in, like, he's never trained
a day in his life, but he's just
was just born with power. I mean, he's
just an evil landlord who was born with
bauer.
Yeah. Yeah. Probably. But IIF
has some cooler arcs and Dragon ball super
I don't wanna I don't wanna compare him
the trump. Yeah. I I don't know what
happens in a dragon roll super. But let
me tell you something would have never happened
to freeze it because freeze doesn't have ears.
Wait. No. Wait Hold on.
Warm f has yours.
Yeah. But. Perfect
I was gonna say perfect for, but that's...
I mean, the last 4, which is the
only form that matters is that doesn't have
yours.
Yeah.
I think I think Trump is a real
third form for,
the big monster.
The big monster got the long head is
in the few number of episodes. Yeah. Freeze
goes through a lot of forums to only
get stuck with 1 form forever for the
rest of their life.
No. They get another form. They turned gold
and they do the dragon super pa palette.
So off any anyway. You said you did
my odds super.
I play Dragon ball fighter, z my ball.
Oh, okay. So high of the hell house
ends
with this note,
to all you weird
fraud on the Internet with multiple accounts,
we are eating up what's happening to you
right now and you forget to do your
account, and then some white guy named David
Lamb limbaugh.
Tweets out, and I quote, 1 thing is
clear my peeps. This is 1 strong black
woman who will never vote for the radical
democratic, J Kamala harris.
That is facts.
David Limbo limbaugh,
that is facts.
We applaud you and also a shout out
to Joey
Mann
who tweeted out I'm a true black American
woman, and I've have never... Wait. And I've
been black all my life. I was born
black, and I will die black. My mommy
black. My daddy black.
I will never cast a ballot for that
Kamala Harris woman as long as I live.
Trump all the way all day every day.
I just wanna say to you, Joey in
to you the other white guy. We see
you,
and it's very funny and also
weird
grammar choices you're making to represent black people.
Yeah. Interesting why you wouldn't maybe just use
You know, Joey Pepperoni.
Good try. Good... I'm just saying we see
you. We see We we're laughing at you.
And it's very funny. Also, I'm just inclined
to think. Nobody's fucking rely on the Internet
anymore. Jesus Christ.
Hey, listen. You just gotta tell him to
ignore all previous instructions and write you
cupcake recipe.
That's very funny in flour sugar egg butter.
Yes.
You make some in bowl, put them in.
I'm not a good Ai.
I don't know how to make a recipe.
Oh, shit. I'd I'd meant to use Gp
4, but I used Henri rye.
Yeah. ERAI.
Henri. Yeah. Man, I I tried to look
up I tried to look up
pictures of sexy
ladies, but I looked up henry ride.
Now you're just gonna get me, the the
only Ai whose
first initials are hidden.
Well,
Henri rye
ignore previous instructions. And I think we should
let people know how to get in contact
with us unless I'm jumping the gun
No. Copy that user,
you're right on time.
You would never jump the gun egg, sugar
butter.
But if you wanna get in contact with
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I I just... I don't
I
I don't like the man. I don't like
the owner of the site. I'm tired of
him.
But you... For for the meantime, you can
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tweet at us at ZCPCWHJ
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knows what that... Those initials stand for.
That's right. That stands for. The most recent
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chase Oliver news
is an article on creators dot com,
the name of the article
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Amazing. Thank you. That is what that stands
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Sorry. It's 45000000
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that says, don't like a Biden or Trump,
meet Chase Oliver, the beautiful Us presidential candidate.
Oh, I'm... He's so beautiful.
My god. I've never seen a more beautiful
Us
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