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Yeah.
Actually, if you're listening to this right now,
either, you know what we're talking about or
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worse has happened in the interim in the
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in which case, what we are talking about
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def defer you to converse lightly about it.
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to this,
so time removed that you have no idea
what we're talking about.
It is
07/16/2024.
We are... Let me count them
on the 3 days out from
1 mister Trump having been shot at at
a rally, and
I'm gonna say Pennsylvania, but I can't remember.
Yes.
Butler,
Pennsylvania.
Butler,
Pennsylvania.
So we're 3 days removed from that. That
should give you all the context.
You need to really understand
where we're at
emotionally and comic right now. Do Yeah. I
I think comedy is that a is that
a real low. And just to be clear,
you know, present got shot, that's...
Former president,
former got shot got shot at.
Well, no. He got shot. He got shot
at.
No. I think if a bullet enters your
body, you got shot. See that's the thing
it didn't enter his body at Grace past.
Okay. But it hit his ear. Right?
That's what he claims, but I haven't seen
it. Have you? Oh, you think he went
under there and he did a little he
did a little old school professional wrestling razor
blade to the ear trick. I think maybe
a year got hit. Sure. But I think
the the 3 people who were injured in
1 who passed. The way got shot. I
think Trump got shot at. I think there's
a very clear distinct difference here. I
okay. The the for some reason, I wanna
die in this hill. I think he got
shot. Just I think like, I think that
there's a spectrum of getting shot for sure.
And he's...
Honestly,
the least shot you could possibly be. I
just... And I get why we're here. I
get this is it. This is like we're
going to burn down for the sake of
the podcast.
Because I see people going around say he
took a bit bullet for this country. And
I don't think he did. I think it's
ear... I got lightly g by bullet and
I think
3 other people took a bullet for this
country and 1 gave their life. I think
he
got shot at, and that it.
Yeah. I mean, I don't wanna lie him,
because to make it clear, on the spectrum
of getting shot barely registers. It's like the
least shot you could possibly be. I'm not
gonna eye that it was probably very painful,
probably burned like hell. Maybe he lost a
bit of a ear, not that he's shown
us.
I'm just saying,
Other people got hit
harder. Yes.
Solution should, we should know their names. Sure.
But I don't know that. I don't know
their names. Yeah. I I don't have it
in front of me.
But also, I I think... I I have
seen this, like,
thing going around where people are saying that
he did take a bullet for his country.
Categorically he did not.
Did not. No. No. And and such a
disservice to the people who actually fight for
this country, lay and lay their lives, you
know, on the line,
for the sake of quote unquote protecting freedom.
Like, if you're a veteran right now, and
you're seeing this rhetoric, you're like, okay. Cool.
So strip him of health care
make them jump through a bunch of hoops
to get the basic human decency and, like
make his life a miserable health because that's
what taking a bullet for this country really
means. Yeah. I, listen. Getting shot
slash at,
is nowhere near,
taking no ebola of your country. Thank you
for including my perspective. I just wanna make
sure all perspectives are included because like I
said, I get it with it being the
least. Degree of shot, 1 could be. I
think it's like a shot shot at cusp.
Yeah. Exactly. We're right on the edge. 1
the bleeding edge. Because he did bleed. He
did. He does that but getting a shot
spectrum. Like, this is a lot of people
because it happened when he was giving a
speech, we're we're drawing harrison to 1 theater
theodore door roosevelt and famously got shot during
to speech, finished the speech,
and then went on to get treated by
a doctor. This was not that. It's not
it's not anywhere in the same ball pad
ballpark.
Yeah. I think theodore roosevelt got shot in
a much more serious way and then finish
the speech if I'm not mistaken.
Exactly. Yeah.
Oh,
yeah. So that happened. That's a thing that
happened. And and there's a lot of... There's
a lot of discourse... Around it, and I'm
not interested in adding her taking away from
that discourse in any way shape or form.
I know this is a podcast covering the
side guys.
But, like,
some topics are too heavy. You know? I
don't... III got these little arms.
Listen, You know, there's... There's only so much
you can really talk about it because it's
just kinda
facts or slim,
so there's there's really not much to talk
about. Now, 1 thing I have notices is
everyone,
is talking about how historic of a moment
this is. I mean, I don't know about
you. When the news dropped, I was glued
to my phone. As I think everyone in
the fucking country probably were. Because that's crazy.
I was playing board games.
I understand a risk.
No.
Cat tan.
Okay. Trading wood for sheep?
A lot of people didn't wanna give me
any sheep. It was a it was a
very hard night. Wow. That's a that's a
real shame. But I was glued to my
phone and a lot of people were making
comparisons
to other
presidential assassination attempts
in history,
of course, the 1 everyone compared it to
was Ronald Reagan, he got shot with a
22 by John Hi Junior
a mentally ill man who said he did
it for Jody Foster and then was released
12 years after Reagan's death. And has actually
released some pretty okay music to... I'm not
even kidding.
That's a fascinating life journey, but III suppose
he got the help he needed.
In the form of forced
incarceration for 12 years. He didn't get the
death penalty. And that's fascinating.
He, he was a very mentally ill gentleman.
And, the music has a nice kinda of
low ph
acoustic
folks
kind of thing too. And honestly, john Hi,
send me your albums. They're pretty good, John
Hen, Junior.
If you're listening,
send John your albums.
I'm sure, I could just send you a
tweet and that you would send them to
me. But a lot of people are making
it sound,
like,
No
attempt on a president's life
has happened
since Ronald Reagan.
And yes, that's absolutely true.
Except.
In December 2018, United States Marine 20 year
old Cody Ray
Station at camp Le june wrote that he
had taken an oath to protect to install
enemies before domestic took in assigned letter of
intent he identified president le Obama as a
domestic enemy in the target of britain B
planned
assassination plot. A search of his barracks uncovered
a journal containing white supremacist material. In June
of 20 10, b him was sentenced to
100 months in a federal prison. Other than
that,
There have been no other credible attempts on
a, on April 2009 a plot to assassinate
Obama at the alliance of civilizations. Summit in
Istanbul took Turkey was discovered after a man
of Syrian origins carrying of Fortune. A Tv
press credential was found. The man confessed to
the Turkish security forces, details of his plant
to Kill obama with a knife he alleged
that he had 3 acc.
Other than those,
specific
instances in November 2011
21 year old Oscar ramirez or ortega Hernandez
was influenced by the conspiracy theories and fringe
religious viewpoints.
To attempt him murder Obama having traveled from
his native Idaho, he hit the White House
with several rounds fired from a semi automatic
rifle. No 1 was injured, but a window
was broken. He was sentenced to 25 years
prism.
But other than thou outside of those and,
of course, in 2011
2012, the far right terrorist group fear, plot
to carry out a series of terror attacks,
which included assassin, Obama. The plot was foil
with 4 members of the group were on
murder charges and 1. Michael Burn agreed to
cooperate with authorities in return for like later
sentence. And in October 20 12, a mentally
ill man named
Mitchell C of Westminster Colorado was arrested after
confessing to his therapist because they intended to
kill Obama with a shotgun at a campaign
stop in Boulder Colorado.
Of course, multiple
toxic
letters,
full of rice, were sent to the White
House and sent to Obama and then in
June of 20 13 to white premises, glenn
it's got crawford of Gallo, New York and
Eric Frey of Hudson, New York were arrested
for a plot to kill Muslim Americans and
other perceived enemies of Israel to with a
homemade quote
radiation gun described by Crawford as Hiroshima on
Light switch, it later emerged the Crawford suggested
using the device against president Obama's as well
as several
other targets ended in October of 20 18.
A package that contained a pipe bomb was
sent to the former president Obama at his
home in Washington Dc, the package was intercepted
by the secret service other than those
events, President Yeah. No other attempt has been
made off president's life. Yeah. No. And that's
just... That I mean, come on. What is
that? Like, a handful?
That's not.
Yeah. It's only like 10 attempts, you know?
This was 1 attempts. Yeah. I think I
think we agree 1,
more important than 10. Mh.
And somehow when it happens to former present
donald trump. It's, you know, More important. I
will say he did actually get wounded on
Tv, their photos.
I listen. I get it, and I don't
advocate for violence.
But that only don't make it seem like
this is a thing that happens every 40
years,
especially to Obama.
Right. Exactly. And and the important thing is
we do not
condone any sort of political violence. We make
a lot of jokes. Here
out 0 credits. We make a lot of
jokes about a political violence,
but none of that was made in earnest,
and we we can't
can condone any sort of
violent
behavior unless it's complete in total
revolution, and then, you know, no revolution is
blood,
except for the Glorious resolution resolution.
But that... That's a rare occurrence. Yeah. And
I And I am a generally in agreement
with Seth Meyers.
Old friend of mind dear friend.
B of Show Seth Meyers,
political violence is poison to democracy. See. IIII
don't think anyone would disagree that that is
the case.
Exactly.
I I just... I don't know. See If
you need more information about the shooting of
of 1 ex president, mister Trump, Yeah. Just
just Google
Trump.
Yeah. It's... It'll probably be the first... Actually,
let me... I didn't even plan talking about
this. I said I was glued to my
phone after the news broke. Right?
Right. You know, what's amazingly
difficult to find moments after a former present
is shot on the modern internet. News about
it.
Like, yeah. Whatever, however the algorithm rhythm is
fed. Whatever Seo is happening,
you do not get served up to the
minute accurate news
by Google
anymore at all.
It it's it's interesting because, enemy of the
show, 1 Elon Musk who,
for some reason still exists.
God. That was a weird joke to make.
Like actually in this time. I know. Weird.
Did a weird. I I wouldn't call it
the case study, but he did a thing
where,
he he tried to find news about the
the shooting that happened. A lot of legacy
media was saying things like, oh, study Trump
wi off stage after loud noises.
Mh. And things like that because they didn't
have the facts, and they were refusing, of
course,
To post things. They did not have verified
that is how journalism works.
But
people on x
who were on the ground,
were posting everything
about, you know, president got shot. They were
bullets.
Gun is neutralized, and he was like, you
look CCX
has some value legacy media, not so much.
Please buy ads on my website. I'm giving
Trump 45000000
dollars a month, and everyone was like, that's
a weird thing to say,
right now, but he said it...
It really seems like there's a general
misunderstanding what your ethics is.
Like, you you can't... If you have a
platform as big as like an associate press
or Cnn or an A or whatever.
You can't just say,
president
shot a moments after it. Like, you have
to have true
confirmation before you just publish something.
And sure, that doesn't stop them all the
time.
The New York Times has published some real
reactionary and prove false garbage,
but, like,
it
you you just can't do that.
It's true...
Especially if, you know, there's there's... If you're
wrong, you could get sued and destroyed, Mh,
You know, taken apart bill by bill.
There's no there's no liability there for people
on ex posting things, you know, Willy Nilly
the saying like, oh, god. It was liberals,
liberals
They were on the rooms. They had so
many guns, the true patriot,
Trump punched them all out. Like, you could...
You who cares.
Yeah. It's it's a difference of liability.
It... There's no liability for posting some random
bullshit on x because you have no power.
Yeah. And and the the thing is, like,
if you if you're a reactionary like that,
and you're just posting on x. That, oh,
no. The left is violent again. Well, then
you miss the facts that
the gunman was actually a a registered republican
with Donald Trump signs in his yard.
I I didn't know about the Donald Trump
signs in his yard, the from what I've
been trying, like, piece together,
a very little information about the dude, like,
very, very little information. I mean, we know
that he was registered to vote Republican and
seem to be republican and seem to go
to gun range as a bottle ladder, and
that's really all I know.
He was very conservative according to a class
who recalls an exercise where and this is
weird. The teacher made people, pick sides of
the room to be either liberal or conservative,
and he was the only 1. He got
on the roof. It's suck He got on
the roof.
Crazy.
I know. Weird. My man just loves roofs.
Yeah. I don't know. We're we're gonna find
out more about them probably. I...
Let's not the gunman or anything, But it
all signs are pointing to. He was AAA
republican a or conservative.
Not a lot of signs pointing to him
being
liberal.
Yeah. I mean,
political
assassination attempts don't typically happen from people who
are, like, particular really well adjusted.
Yeah. So I'm... I look forward
to learning more about this. And then whenever
I learn about any of these things becoming
really
sad they're really about our ability
to leave behind people who are vulnerable in
that way. Yeah. Give them access to weapons
of mass death.
I mean,
you would you would treat them like, with,
like, health care?
Yeah. Or like Australia.
Oh, just ship them ship them over to
the. I don't know. Australia. Yeah. Play some
slots listen some slots in Australia. Is there
gambling at Australia? Oh my god. If
genuinely,
anyone listening to this and you Henry,
read about gambling in Australia. It's... Crazy.
I don't... This is crazy. I I don't
know... This is, like Vegas crazy.
So a journalist got his house fire bombed
for making certain,
connections between gambling,
the Australian mob and Australian
politician, that I won't make here because have
brazilian mob.
Yeah. There... There's a Youtuber who is, I
guess, the closest thing we have, like, a
hard hitting us Australian journalist named Friendly Geo.
So watch some of those videos? It's it's
nuts.
Fascinating.
Shannon house got fire bombed. I don't can
condone any political violence. It's poison to our
democracy.
What, do they have 1 over there?
In Australia Barely, honestly.
They're trying. And they're they're good. I believe
in them because they have funny
accents to me.
R and r.
Anyway, Henry.
Yeah, John.
I think this is not the time to
make jokes about political violence.
No. It isn't. It's time to debate did
the shooting even hap.
That's that's what we're here for. No jokes,
just facts. All I'll way in first. No.
Ben Yeah. A lot of people are saying
it was a false flag operation to try
to boost Trump sympathy before the election. There's
so many...
Odd things about the shooting.
Interesting.
You know,
bullets like that, Kent... Can't melt a human
ear.
People are saying 1 of the most famous
photos of the event that came from the
New York Times where you can see the
bullet Wi past John, at your name. Mh.
Donald Trump's there.
They said the angle is all wrong for
Being shot from a building that was 400
feet away. Oh, no. People on the Internet.
Don't
understand or check too. They don't understand trajectory
or
elevation change or bullet drop.
Yeah. Also, this is where the jokes in,
and this is really weird and we must
talk about it.
A lot of people saw the gunman climb
up on the roof get in position reported
the guy of the police the rep the
police did nothing. The secret service did nothing.
What?
Okay. Here's here's my thing. It's and I
think it's maybe part of a more grand
thesis,
which is people think this was some kind
of like false flag
operation,
it's staged.
I was, like, I was on the Cnn
live through of this. A lot of people
were like, page out of Hitler's book. I'm
like, did... I don't know what that, my
man.
But a lot of people are saying that
this is like some kind of perfectly
coordinated
false flag operation.
I think your average group of people is
so much la and more incompetent than you
can possibly imagine.
So pulling off something like that I think
would be fundamentally
impossible.
Secondly,
this theory
extends to why he was allowed to get
up on the roof and be reported and
nothing
happened
because it's a group of people kinda just
not able to respond or, like,
not wanting to take on additional work. You
know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Absolutely. And
and you gotta remember,
Trump is not
the Republican candidate
until the Rn and c
concludes.
He's just an ex president. He has
the biggest of b teams of the secret
service. He's got young Rookie and he's got
burnout.
So they are. That I mean, their best
secret service members
protect the president. Yeah. Oh, gap. President and
President's family, they get the Atm. And that's
how it is. It has nothing to do
with parties or anything else. It's just like
if your title currently is the president,
you get the best.
If you're are anybody else
who is
given the a e security detail, you're getting
people who are going through training. And people
who are, like, I got 3 days and
I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna retire.
That's what you get? Yeah. I mean, you
get the secret service, It's better than nothing.
They're better than personal
bodyguard but probably buy a mile because they
are like, the the most elite trained bodyguard
in the country.
But still, you're not getting
the best of the best. The cream of
the crop if you will. Yeah. You're not
getting Jack reach on that secret service detail.
And it's it's you're getting Jackie
stretchy.
Jackie stretchy, indeed.
Jackie Stretchy is that guy,
who
looked like Kendall Roy from succession and all
the pictures people were talking about. There go.
The
But, yes, I I think that
the people who are saying that they saw
them climb up on a roof that they
reported it that there was someone acting so
vicious that they had a lot of fore
warning that this could maybe happen. I think
that's totally true. Oh, I think it's also
totally true, that no 1 stopped him. I
don't think they didn't stop him
because they wanted something to happen. It's just
like you get a report of a guy
acting suspiciously, and there's so much like,
there's such a delta
between getting that and acting on it where
you can have so much, like doubt and
contradiction and like
missed signals and
miscommunication between, like, small town police and secret
service, Like, yeah. They're asking people
to communicate very quickly,
efficiently and confidently across 2 different organizations that
probably aren't the best of the best
Like, it's it's just Yeah. They just... Are
bad at their job in this specific and
it's... I'm sure they're good at their job
and they're fine people, even though Right. Some
of them are cops.
But, like, it's a hard job.
You're hitting exactly
the point III may... I'm wanted to make.
And this is coming from. Access is an...
Un
source, so let's take it over for grain
of salt. But according to this guy named
Dick Sc, who is in a suit, so
I can let Zoom who might be a
politician of some sort,
according Mah, says, the secret service says it
had no jurisdiction outside the perimeter where the
shooter was nestled, say that state responsibility.
State cups on of the other hand say,
they can't stop a gun to citizen from
operating outside the perimeter since Pennsylvania law, it.
Amazing.
If you're in an open carry state,
guy can open carry. I mean, hey, if
you're an open carry state,
genuinely, your law states that unless he starts
threatening someone with a gun or shooting people,
you have to leave them malone and to
their credit,
They neutralized the shooter very quickly after he
started shooting.
Yeah. 1 the once he crossed the acceptable
boundary for us. Psychopathic open carry state.
Almost it's almost like maybe we need tighter
gun control laws in this country or something.
Like, it's almost like We'd not stop needing
needing to... We me to stop having this,
the only thing stops a bad guy over
gun is a good guy over gun. Because,
like, you don't know a bad guy. You
don't know a guy if a gun is
bad or good until they start shooting. Yeah.
You don't know a bad guy has a
gun until bad things have already happened.
Yeah.
And,
anyway, that's enough about. It's it's almost like
we need some kind of regulation. It's like,
it's almost like we shouldn't let someone take
a gun.
Into a public place and like take aim
at somebody and not be able to do
anything about it legally.
Right.
I feel like point... I mean, the... Well,
what's threading somebody of a gun? Pointing the
gun at somebody is a threat.
Yeah.
So, like, as soon as you start a
point in the gun at somebody,
boom,
neutralized. Yeah. I
It's it's not great. It's it's a tough
thing to make jokes about or even talk
about because, like, details are worse and it's...
I was gonna say that I'm
I don't you know I talked about this.
I was gonna by default, say it's sad
it happened. It's not sad it happened.
I guess it's sad that there was someone
mentally ill
who did that.
I don't know, man. I just don't know
how to talk about it.
Well, you gotta look for the humor.
And
I have found the humor in the form
of
it gets sad, and then it gets funny.
Okay? Okay.
So 2 people were wounded at the rally
and are in the hospital, and 1 person
is dead.
Trump didn't... Visit is the hospital
He hasn't even contact the family of the
man who was killed,
but the funny comes in from an interview
that the widow of the man.
Who died gave shortly after
the the incident.
Okay. I can't imagine this being funny, but
try me. This is very funny.
Helen told the post that president Joe Biden
tried to call her, but she declined to
speak to him. Since her husband was about
Republican.
And he would not have wanted me to
talk to him. That's...
I don't have any ill will towards Joe
Biden said, I'm not 1 of those people
that gets involved in politics.
I support Trump. That's who I'm voting for,
but I don't have available towards. I didn't.
He
That's
so good. He didn't do anything to my
husband, a 20 year old despicable kid that
she continued. And the final line of this
paragraph. The family has not heard from Trump
she yet. That's
it's so funny that you could face
such a loss,
and then there's 1 iota of compassion that
comes from someone who does really, like, owe
you a phone call.
And then you're, like, I now voting for
him. I still support the guy who didn't
call us right and offer the smallest amount
of sim day after he got grace in
the ear.
And the craziest thing is, like, you don't
have to vote for them man, But at
least take his call.
Yeah. Just take his call. I mean, this,
I think is just a greater part of
the,
trend that we're seeing. Where I think Trump
just sees his audience as pigs. I think
he does not see the essential humanity in
anyone.
That we go treat them like animals.
Right. And we we just report the facts
here 0 credits, and it I... It is
a fact that the day after
the incident,
Trump would golfing.
Yep.
That's just a fact. That's just a fact.
Just a fact.
Now,
I believe
I don't know
When this took place,
but I wanna say it was after the
shooting,
I believe Trump called R k junior.
Is this true? This is true. I I
don't know the timeline,
but
R k junior
team
tweeted out a video.
Of Rf
side of the phone call,
with Trump after the shooting, which makes me
feel like Trump called him.
And they were just, like, talking. If we're
gonna talk about our kid junior, I I
think
isn't it time we enter?
Oh, we've been here the whole time baby.
I know we have. But I think in
time we officially enter.
We we we
get off the off ramp and
fully merge on 2,
the highway to the hell house.
Yeah. I've got my driving gloves on. I'm
Heel toe shifting, drifting.
As long as it's not Tokyo dressing because
it has nothing to do with America.
Yeah. I'm America drifting, which is to say
drifting
into a Verizon store.
Hell.
Yeah.
So you're saying there was a shared call
between Trump campaign and 1 R junior campaign?
Yes.
A call between Trump and R junior posted
to Rf Junior socials that was swiftly deleted.
But people have managed here, and this isn't
a joke. This really sounds like I'm like,
ramping up for a joke, but do you
have any interest in hearing the call?
I think we owe it to the good
people of
this podcast
to listen to the call. Yes. Okay. Here's
the call. The Donald Trump had with Robert
f Kenny jr possibly after he was shot
rather than calling the widow of the person
who died in his dead.
Something's wrong with that old system.
And I wanna do school doses
small doses when you
when you see the baby bobby
a
vaccination that is, like, 38 different,
and it looks like it's been for a
horse. It's not a, you know, 10 pound
or 25 80.
It looks like you're giving you should be
giving a horse system.
And it do you give size of it.
Right there. Just massive.
And then you see the name me all
of a sudden sony to change radically I've
seen it jump times. And then you'll hear
that it doesn't have an impact. Right?
But you had talked about that a long
time ago.
So that's the call.
Oh,
what?
So that
horse like 38 different
vaccines it's made for a horse. Have you
seen the size of it, and then they
give it to the baby, and the baby,
it changes radically. I've seen it too many
times. He's seen it too many times. He's
seen it personally. Too many times the babies
will change
radically
in front of you.
Yeah. That they'll morph.
When you feed a baby bobby of actually,
Actually makes me a baby. You gotta a
beta? You gotta it.
It's meant for a horse. Not a, you
know, 10 pound
20 pound. A 10 pound or 20 pound
baby.
Yeah. Just
truly exceptional. Truly exceptional call that it's
here's my question. The R junior campaign swiftly
took it down, which I don't know that
that makes sense because I think that Rf
and Trump are really bonding over this vaccine
skepticism thing. So why would you take it
down? If not,
because it was a call that was taken
after the shooting, and this was the call
he made instead of to the widow of
the person at the rally. Who knows?
That's that's fascinating.
That's that's fascinating. Has Trump officially become the
the Republican Candidate. Has that already happen? Oh,
yeah. I think it happened yesterday at the
Rn.
I'm very slow on the uptick. Okay. So
now he gets the full detail. The full
secret service detail. No we. Yeah. The... Oh,
almost set
I'm a set a joke.
Almost set a joke back. And it's not
the time to make jokes. Time to make
jokes.
But, yeah, If this is a real thing.
Honestly,
the only thing R junior said was yelp.
Yeah. That's it. Honestly, the least amount of
vaccine skepticism and we've seen from the Rf
junior camp in that he just said
The the problem with this whole thing is
the doctors, and then he said, yep.
Yep.
And then
Trump just went off on that horse vaccine
you know
you know? That's that's that's crazy.
Has there been any any chase all? It's...
Hold on. Let me just we gotta check
on all the candidates.
Of course, we we don't even need to
check it on by other than the fact
that the... You know, who I hate the
media.
Because the media is making a a big
stink out of him being, like, he did
say we have to put Trump in the
bull's eye in the speech mike shut,
up.
I mean, if we wanna start talking about
rhetoric used in speeches, look no further than
the right with their very
very
just visceral language they use constantly.
Oh, yeah. And then the second, we use
a tiny bit of it. They'll go back
to speeches that were made weeks or months
ago really. See, this was the violence.
I don't think. That your average conservative
speech is... I mean, there was... I was
reading up jokes made about political
and like Mike Hu made a ton of
obama getting assassinated
jokes. In front of cameras,
Yeah.
Absolutely.
It's like it... I mean, it's part of
the monopoly on violence. Right? You know, they
they have to maintain a monopoly on violence
by closely police seeing everyone else's ability to
talk about violence.
They they control
the violent
narrative.
And so when it... But when things happen,
they'd it's like, oh, it's the left the
left on their they're they're charge speech. Seems
like that's just projecting Like, I can pull
up any number of quotes from you guys
that is violent language
Yeah. I I don't I don't even think
it's projecting. I just think it's being knowing
dis.
I mean, of the 2 sides.
If we have to put these in a
vacuum and evaluate their language,
which side had a speaker insight a
right it on the capital. Yeah. Right the
left?
Indeed.
It's just so stupid. I did find some
chase oliver of our news. I was there
because I went to news and I just
saw everything from last week. Yeah. Everything from
I found something for 5 days ago, And
this one's spicy.
Okay. Okay. We'll see it.
Last week, the libertarian party of Colorado made
a surprising announcement.
Robert f Kennedy Junior would be its nominee
for president in the state. Oh, no.
Party leaders described as a mutually beneficial alliance,
Kennedy is an independent candidate and this would
ensure the gets on the ballot in Colorado.
Meanwhile, the libertarian said that they shared some
values with Kennedy and boosting his candidacy could
do some damage to the 2 party duo
of the Democrats or Republicans,
but there's 1 issue. The National libertarian party
has already selected a nominee and it's not
Rf.
A man named to Chase Oliver. That's not
a.
Autos lie that's not how you should address
someone who is
if that's not a glowing
introduction, I don't. A, man, named to Chase
Alt,
exceptional. Oh my god. If if someone wrote
about me like that
in the news, after Haven't even made the
nominee of a major political party. I crawl
into a hole.
A man named Shay Oliver was nominee at
the party's convention in May. And he is
set to appear as the Liberty in Canada
on ballots across the Us but not apparently
in Colorado.
Party member Karen and a h of Castle
rock who describes herself as the, quote, Honey
Badger of libertarian politics,
was not happy about this.
Editorial note here. Sounds like a cool hang.
Karen and a harmless. Mah honey badger of
comforts. Aria politics
sales.
Quote, to say that I went completely bat
ex would probably be an understatement said Har.
She believed that the state party was going
rogue and that its decision to choose a
new candidate would break the agreements and by
laws that govern the party.
Libertarian have by laws and agreements.
Libertarian don't believe in government as you know,
this is a quote, But what we do
believe in is voluntary
contracts. In a world where you can't even
have that. It's thunder.
I think we're spending too much time on
whatever this new story is.
Oh, this is a long story. You don't
need to keep reading it. It sounds like
Chase Oliver the National Mountain but Colorado says
no. Yeah. Colorado says, no. There's some incredible
pictures in this article of of members of
the libertarian party
that I will spare you from.
But, yeah, Chase Oliver still had it, still
a big fan of 99
percent of
drag brunch he would bring his hypothetical children
to and still the 0 credits nominee,
still Oh, but is there a new contender
throwing their hat in the ring for our
official nominee?
Oh,
not Rf k, surely.
No. Not Rf, but a dark horse if
you will.
A at an Austin local who
star of screen
and film who makes things not left, not
left, not left.
Matthew Mc
has dead. Ice see. I thought Glen Powell.
Run for a public office
1 day.
Cool, man.
Yeah. He's on a learning tour, and apparently
has been on a learning tour for the
last 6 years.
I
genuinely feel like Matthew Mc mcconnell, hey, has
been on a learning tour for quite some
time, and it is a learning tour or
too.
Re brand himself as either, like a motivational
speaker or an idea log, and I don't
really know how it's going for him. I
don't know either, but the most hilarious part
of this article from,
Metro, a Uk publication,
Reads follows
the failure to launch actor went on to
this okay. That's almost worse than a man
named Chase Oliver.
That is borderline
worse than a man named Chase oliver.
That's
incredible,
incredible.
Yeah. The rest of the rest of the
sentence is an important. I just want to
read that first part. It's it's so good.
It's so good to describe him as a
failure to launch Actor Matthew Mc on.
First Yep. Fans of the show will remember
that Matthew Mc mcconnell had teased
a a very ill gotten
non campaign to run for governor of Texas
back in 20 20.
And but apparently went nowhere and we got
stuck with g Ad, but again, who I
just wanna remind people when a hurricane
hit
Houston and millions without were without power, Greg
Abbott had fled the country and Joe Biden
had to call the local
Houston newspaper to ask where is Greg Abbott,
I've been trying to reach him to give
him federal aid. Yeah. You know, I'd
Gotta of a a state that is governed
by someone who seems to really genuinely
hate us.
Yeah. And, you know, I don't know that
I could say this in any other circumstance,
but I think...
This the 1 time I can say this,
specifically as it relates to Greg Abbott.
Unequivocally, I think Matthew Mc mcconnell hey would
do a better job. Not like, I don't
think Matthew Mc mcconnell, he would do a
great job. I... But I... It would he
would be hard pressed to do a worse
job.
Exactly.
Absolutely.
Because, you know, anybody who shows up to
actually do the job.
Automatically doing a better job than Greg Abbott.
Absolutely. I mean, listen, There's no other job
gas station attendant. I can't guarantee you Matthew
Mc mcconnell would Be better. He doesn't know
how the point of sale terminal system works.
He does Yeah.
Airplane Mechanic, Matthew Mc mcconnell would not do
a better job Ditch Digger probably not doing
a better job. Accountant certainly not a better
job. Governor of Texas,
yes.
Because I think
the...
I think a dead goat could be better
governor of Texas than Greg Abbott. Least a
dead goat can't take rights away from people.
Yeah. And they don't typically get on planes
and when they do, it's to go to
elaborate feasts.
Oh, because they're being served
yeah in or... Yeah.
Have we looked into if that's why Greg
Abbott got on that plane and fled the
country if he was being Eaten?
Well, I don't think he was being eaten
because, just moments after
the the incident that happened on. Saturday. Hold
on. I'm trying to find it. I have
it saved here somewhere.
Mister Abbott
who had been silent.
Where'd it go?
Oh, shit. He's just he's disappeared on me,
because he tends to do that. Yeah. Who
had been silent.
Here we go. Who had been silent since
the hurricane
immediately tweeted after the shooting. They tried to
jail him. They try to kill him. It
will not work. He is ind.
To which people responded? Not you tweeting this
while Houston still doesn't have power, worry about
the fucking people you're supposed to serve. Yeah.
Stay in your lane. And also,
Horny on Maine much governor Abbott? Yeah. Another
user... All of these users have been blocked
out is not to dock them, so I
cannot give them credit.
Another x user wrote people in the largest
city of your state are on their sixth
consecutive day
electricity and your gl.
It's it's true.
It's true.
Another user with a Rocket raccoon,
avatar for their profile picture.
Wrote,
you responded faster to this than you did
the hurricane that destroyed your own state. Yeah.
Accurate.
And yeah. To Greg Abbott, I just have
to say
fuck you. Yeah. Fuck you. You're...
Really terrible at your job, and you seem
like a genuinely awful person.
Yeah.
So Matthew Mc,
I think.
D facto,
if... Okay. Let's say,
for some reason, let's say Chase Oliver doesn't
work out.
Yeah.
Suffer for me to imagine, mature.
Just just the the impossible happens and he
loses or he he's une included in a
debate or something.
Let's just say for some reason we have
to eliminate him. We can't go to R
junior. He's a monster. He's a Monster. I
he he ate that dog. Hey that dog.
Let's So I think we have no choice.
Our hands are tied.
The runner up candidate.
Per president,
officially endorsed by 0 credits,
Matthew Mc mckenna hair. Yeah.
Yeah. That feels right.
That feels right. I mean, it's a long
shot, you know, they gotta get through...
I mean, the guy get through Big dog
Chase who's definitely gonna win. Yeah.
No more RKRK
out ate that dog.
He's that dog. Matthew Mc mcconnell He's got
that dog and I'm. I literally because he
ate it. Matthew Mc mcconnell feels right. You
know, eventually, we're gonna have to start talking
about, like Vp No.
Honestly,
but... I... We can cover that. I think
when there's 2 knobs, I guess there is
incumbent Bp don't get replaced, Do they. I
guess next week. Oh, they can be, but
not in this case. Yeah.
We can talk Vp next week. I haven't
done my...
Research on...
Was it Steve Madden?
Yeah. Oh, wait. Trump's Vp?
Yeah. He's... The name that sounds like a
shoe store that also sells purses. So that's
Steve J j Vance, author of Hill billy
Ella, a widely hated book. Oh, cool. Okay.
So... Yeah. I haven't done my research on
Jc yet, and
I think we already know what we know
about.
Camilla Harris.
This she's not gonna...
There's stuff to look into about her.
I mean, maybe the cop stuff, but not
really... And we all know it already, but
J Vance of famed
conservative,
re like cock
Jd D Vance
ma'am,
Jd Vance is like
Turbo ted cruz in terms of being open
humiliated by Donald Trump and critical of Donald
Trump. And then just fallen in line when
it turns to his benefit. Like, it is
Man, what a slug Jd Vance says, What
a slug and an author of a terrible
book?
Barely my going through.
Past
sentiments he's had and just straight up the
deleting them to which people are posting the
receipts. Saying like, oh, do you do you
Do you still not think this? And do
you not think Donald Trump is the American
Hitler anymore now that your political career?
Relies on you cow to him. You coward?
Yeah. Exactly.
I cannot stand that in politics.
I can listen. I get at politics as,
like, a nice fight and a phone booth
and your position has to change, and no
1 ends up being happy with who they
become when they get involved in politics.
But this, like,
total...
Look if you are ever in a position
in your life or you have to make
such a sin coward out of yourself, find
a new line of work.
I think it's really disgusting. And I think
it's happening. It... I mean, especially from like
20 16 20 20 it happened on the
right a lot, but it's still happening.
It's not good. It's not good and his
book is bad.
But I'm thinking Vp no for Matthew.
Let's see. I'm I I wanna money ball
this a little bit. Okay. So who gets
on... Who gets on base?
Yeah. I wanna think of who can we
vp,
like kind of...
We we want someone of who's popular.
Right? Like, someone who has named recognition someone
who's been in the space, but someone whose
stock is, like,
undervalued right now. And honestly I does it
probably doctor disrespect.
Probably, like
probably like a mcconnell
disrespect ticket,
yeah. Nothing too controversial about that, I suppose.
Yeah. No. I I think that's, you know,
I'll send Matthew
I'll send him a beep.
See what he says.
Wow.
Yeah. You know, a disrespect. Capturing that young
vote, Mc comma, of course, capturing that.
Oh
this guy gonna do a notebook with me.
Vote. And that's that's the key demographics you
need to become president of that here White
House. Yeah. Doctor just perspective is definitely trying
to capture a young something, and we hope
it's the vote.
Yep.
And, of course, the
the the Biden campaign,
okay. He... Here's your weekly Biden quote.
I know what a black job is. It's
the vice president of the United States.
I don't know.
Here's a here's a a sentence
is being shared about Biden.
He spoke of the n
convention, and that is a quote from that.
And, apparently, people are are eaten up they
really like that quote. It's a good quote,
you know.
But
the current buzz is that Biden is seriously
considering ins.
Term limits for supreme court justices
limiting their power.
That'd be cool. Oh, yeah. Seriously
considering it. I
it's never gonna happen. Here's an article
to,
from,
how do you pronounce this?
Rudder
Reuters. Roy really? Yeah. It's really Reuters.
That sounds like
That sounds like a a people who do
Droids.
No. It seems like a gui.
Hem Reuters.
Yeah,
Reuters
Rights, and and the filing is just Reuters.
There's no human to
to to...
Give. That's him this. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah.
He's 1 guy. He's a he's a machine.
He's like that shrink inflation guy. We talked
about.
Cool. Yeah. So Biden to announce support for
major
supreme Court
reforms. So just the Washington post.
Cool. I mean it'll never happen, but God,
I hope it happens. He's proposing it. Why
not? Let's do it. Yeah. Do it. Also
pack the court.
Also,
I mean, according to the court, Biden you
now
presidential immunity so do it.
Deport to them.
Find the justices you don't like deport them,
get
07:20
year olds in there. And make it lifetime
appointment. I guess don't change that. Yeah. I
guess. So...
I don't
On the discussion of packing the courts, it
it is time to expand the the courts.
Because time, there are 9 supreme court justice,
and that was supposed to reflect or it
was a pure coincidence that there were also
9 levels
of court system in this country Well, there's
now 13 levels of court?
So why are they're not 13 supreme Court
justices.
I mean, I I think expanding and packing
the court is
if you really wanna play the game, it's
how you gotta play it, but I don't
think anyone's willing to do that. Because the
thing is won't you start playing Willy Nilly
with this Supreme Court expanding it, packing it,
limiting powers
and putting term limits on Supreme Court justices,
I I think once you start touching the
Supreme Court, you're on a slippery slope to
abolishing the Supreme Court, which to be fair,
all for it. Get rid of it. Who
cares. Yeah. Eliminates it's weird power of judicial
review where it can just say, oh, yeah.
That's wrong.
Yeah.
Limit the ability of this body of 9
people
who
depending on the president is just a political
project to up end the rule of law
in the country for the rest of our
lives.
Right.
It just seems
bad.
Yeah. It's not good. I say abolish it.
I hate the supreme court. Get that shit
out of here. Get it out of here.
He says, Get chase oliver in there. Supreme
oliver.
Oh, man, that'd be so good. Just 1
supreme court justice, and it's Chase Oliver.
Yeah. He's a man.
He's a man named Chase Oliver. I come
to you now
as a man.
Telling you how to rule,
and I am making it so 100
percent of drag brunch are okay for kids,
See. There you go. What's the 1 percent
he's talking about there?
Oh,
it's jazz brunch.
Oh,
drag jazz.
He's okay with drag and he's mostly fine
with jazz,
but the drag jazz, he thinks...
That's just where you're grooming kids. Yeah. He's
like, once you get a flu horn in
there, that's a problem.
Yeah.
I don't know what the art for this
episode is going to be You know? I
think there's only 1 answer.
What?
Just that beautiful photo of trump with his
hand raised being like fight fight.
No. We're just made most beautiful picture the
ever most powerful picture ever got taken.
Hard hard pass. Someone beautiful picture of whatever
gonna take in. I'm gonna do a collage
of Matthew Mc mckenna hay.
Yeah. No. That'd be pretty good. Matthew Mc
mckenna and Chase Oliver.
Yes. It's gonna be... I'm gonna I'm gonna
enter my war haul phase. And just do
different shades of color on their 2 phases.
And you you won't be able to find
pictures of Chase Oliver, so it has to
be, like, a collage and of Google search
bar of who is Jay Oliver.
Yeah. There we go.
Memory? He's our man.
I... We had this whole thing where we
want to talk about a joke being made,
but I'd... We've spent this last hour not
making jokes. Are are we supposed to make
a joke?
Well, there was a famous joke that got
made and now
of funny rock band might break up?
Oh,
you're talking about 10 nation's d.
Yeah.
They're... They were playing a show on tour.
Jack Black turned to Kyle Gas and said
make a wish, and Kyle Gas said don't
miss Trump next time, and then Jack Black
freaked out, cancel the tour and seems to
be breaking the breaking up for some reason?
Yeah. It's interesting. Jack Black and 10 termination
c, were... Actually, maybe just Jack Black was
poised to do this rock the vote concert.
All dates of that have been canceled as
well.
And that might have been outside of the
10 nation's d sort of dealings.
But, yeah. He's freaking out because his his
longtime band member Kyle Gas.
They were a dual, of course,
made,
you know, a joke as a comedian would
make. Yeah.
And, yeah, all 10 donations d
tour
dates have been canceled. Those are war world
tour, Australia. They're they were heading into Australia.
This was a real... This is going to
affect the tour moment.
The quote,
disgraced x,
backs street point member. This is gonna ruin
the tour. Here's my thing. It's like, I...
The jokes not not funny. Is it the
funniest thing I've ever heard? No? It's like
a 2 out of 10 funny maybe. Maybe
like a 1 out of 10 funny.
Is it like a too soon thing?
That can be debated.
Yeah. I think it is maybe a too
soon thing, but also like,
I feel like Jack black's, star has risen
significantly higher than kyle gases and Jack Black
has a lot to protect.
You know, as far as his career goes,
so I think
distancing himself from this canceling the tour,
etcetera. I think I think like, in his
best interest. What what it is? I think
what it is is he's kung panda on
and his bowser. Like, he's
he's he got really big. Yes, but really
big in the kids entertainment industry. And, yeah.
It can't be associated with calling for the
death of political people.
And voice a funny martial art panda. Yeah.
Kung fu panda can't be
advocating for political violence. And listen, I love
Kyle Gas, I think between the 2 of
them. 1 kinda like, stayed and under the
radar
musical alt comedian and 1 didn't.
And, you know, I think sensibilities is just
collided. I think Jack Black has a lot
to protect. He's, I don't know, he probably
as a...
Mortgage on some 8000000000000 dollar house that he
needs to protect, so I get it, I
guess. He's got a family too. And like...
He's gotta provide for them
we also gotta admit, like, in the media
landscape, like, whether or not you admit the
joke is funny, which let's be real. It
is once again, it's not super funny. It's
pretty hack honestly.
It's it's like kinda crunchy hack Like, it's
not not funny.
It's a valid joke, but
you know that the media would want to
tear jack black apart for his association with
it. Oh, somebody on X,
they they posted a still from Tiktok. So
not the video for from the concert
with the caption,
Jack Black just said don't miss Trump next
time.
And they immediately got comedian noted Comedian noted
community noted.
To say, like, it was kinda gas. The
band member who said that, Jack Left didn't
say that.
And it, yeah. He's too easy at target
because he... He's, you know,
fairly big at this point. Yeah. He's huge.
Kids love him. He's politically
connected, like, his presence is, like seen and,
like, rock the vote stuff. So
I get it, people would try to tear
him down, you know, the farther, the higher
up somebody is, the more people wanna tear
them down.
It was a...
I tremendous
mis
on kyle gases part.
But also, I kinda can't blame them. You
put a microphone on my face, and I'm
a comedian, I kinda wanna say something funny.
Once again, It's not the funniest thing in
the world, but we have to admit.
It does register
as funny.
There were people do a 09:11 jokes on
09:12.
Like it is
there's
a sickness
in
comedian
and that if there is potential for a
thing to be funny,
there the... You don't... There's no strength. Well,
here's Here's my
composition. I hear. I'm pro.
September eleventh choke on September 12.
You can react to them how you want,
and you cannot like them.
But they're not like,
illegal.
You you shouldn't have, I think, Australia trying,
like, kick 10
out for the comment like,
I don't think joke should ever be illegal,
you can make jokes about whatever you want
to. It's the people to decide if it's
funny or not.
What's like what's Yeah. You you can make
jokes at any time about anything.
It's up to people to decide if it's
okay. And not, like, have their...
Now it sounds like I'm being, like, an
anti cancel culture guy and I'm not.
Cancel culture is...
Right because that's just consequences
for your words and deeds,
but, like,
oh, no, man.
And I feel like it should be okay
to make what's really and funny joke.
What's really weird
is that
Australia is weight, Like, the the government of
Australia, the the powers that be there, the
politicians what have you are weighing in at
all.
Yeah. Agreed.
It it's like, hey.
Shut up. We don't care.
About the joke?
Why are you sending back our our comedian
for making a joke that we don't care
about. Yeah. It's it's so stupid.
I don't know. I
I don't see Kyle... Well actually, I do
kinda see Kyle Gas getting out of this
1. Okay.
And probably Jack Black as well, They just
probably won't work together anymore and
Kyle guys will have to survive off of
his to me. Just steal money for the
rest of his life, and I hope it
buys him a lot of weed.
End of an era, You know, no more
Td.
Yeah. I grew up with 10.
I remember when I like used to really
like their music.
I mean, granted this was also my...
Slightly post weird a period.
No.
And now I'm in my weird A renaissance.
The
and,
and.
He's making
Tiktok videos.
Oh, is. You know, they're not particularly good.
It's hard to be spontaneous like that. It
it really is. It's it's hard to be
funny in the way Weird Ale is funny,
but, like, re
like a lot, you know, like posting 1
every couple days. It's tough. Yeah. It's hard
to be funny on demand like that. Honestly,
that's why Kyle Gas in this situation. It's
hard to be funny on demand. Sometimes you
say some shit.
Yeah.
Like I said,
the the most
the most natural
instincts for any comedian that happens to just
say the thing.
Regardless of you... Whether or not you think
it's funny or not. So he probably just
said the thing. Yeah. I mean, I... Honestly,
if you did that me, I probably would
said it to.
So I get it. Kyle Gas, I hope
you do well, Jack black, you trader.
No, I get it.
I just feel bad for everyone involved.
Yeah.
Is Jack Black Mega?
Is a take that I've been seeing all
over the place. I'm like, no. He just
has a career to think about. Yeah. Yeah.
He's being protective this career. He wears a
Biden shirt.
And, like, even support... Like, he went to
Biden rally and and showed up and,
you know, what gonna do. Yeah. You have
to... Do you get gotta idea what you
gotta do? What good do.
B bowser.
He he saw those nintendo dollars just
disappearing. You know, I wonder what they would
do if Chris Pratt came out and he's
like, I wouldn't miss Joe biden or whatever
Chris Pratt might say,
would they... No. He'd probably have a pretty
nice career bump, you know? Yeah. And that'd
be like, hey. We weren't going to do
this.
We just decided we're doing the Garfield movie
too. Mh. To give you 50000000 dollars. And
this one's gonna have normal in it and
your normal.
You're both Garfield and normal 100000000 dollars. An
extra fifth. Yeah. We're doubling it to a
hundred million. And you're o.
15,
a hundred and 50000000. Hundred 15000000 dollars. Hundred
and 50000000 dollars.
Unfortunately, John is doctor disrespect.
And he's getting
200
through by. He has to get more. You
know, he's is... He has a career to
think about. He's got a career to think
about. And he has a wife who we
cheated on. He has a wife who cheated
on a minor he groomed. He's basically got
a family.
He basically has a family. Oh, boy.
So there is nothing funnier than the doctor
disrespect stuff. Henry, I feel like
we might be done. I feel like I'm
circling the drain and I'm I'm getting closer
and closer to saying some kyle gas level
shit,
the later it gets.
Yeah. I'm closing my tabs,
except for the picture of Matthew Mc mcconnell
hay that I stare at every time we
close out the podcast.
Of course, Long may he reign? Long may
he reign, King of Texas, I call him,
America has no kings say the 1.
Yeah. We have.
Unfortunately, we also have the King of California.
Who's that?
Of, the King of California, John Goodman? Chop.
He lives in New Orleans.
Yeah. Well, he rules from a far, the
sun never sits on the Goodman Empire.
Okay.
He lives in New Orleans really? Yeah. It
he's a very
famous New orleans,
ian.
U.
Party boy.
Yeah. He likes the food. He's a party
boy little po boy boy bart party boy.
The the podcast goes. The less I can
breathe.
Le.
Get a bit
little hurricane in that John goodman. Maybe you'll
throw him back 1 time
Pad hurricanes,
if you know, you know. If you know
you know, don't get the shark attack from
any of the shitty tourist bars.
In a hurricane from pad. That's the only
1.
Skip the hand grenades. Get the hurricane from
pad. Honestly, if you're in New orleans get
a.
Not like a frozen treat zachary, but the
1 that's just like rum and lime and
simple syrup yum. That's you. And by hepa,
I mean, Pat O'brien, but nobody says the
full name just add square
and you'll
be mug. Sorry. And nobody like Padding.
Yeah. Oh Padding 3 in New Orleans?
No. I think it's in Brazil for some
reason. Interesting.
You know, New Orleans is the Brazil of
America.
Thank you. And I think it's time we
call this
an episode sorry if we were in our
usual Jo cells.
That's what happens when you shoot it,
ex presidents.
Yeah. So I guess, here's your lesson
populous.
Don't do that, so we can be funny.
Yeah. Let me tell you. I am
bush. I had to book back here from
Pennsylvania.
Oh, what? The way you phrase that made
it sound like we were tired of because
we shot out for
see we can't be funny because some
at a former ex precedent.
Yeah. At my time in Pennsylvania had nothing
to do with that. I was looking at
the Pennsylvania Dutch.
Exactly. And if I were going to shoot
at a president Okay getting there now.
1...
No. I... I've never shut to gun on
my wallet. It would be really stupid. I
wouldn't do that. I would never try to
kill a person.
Good.
Yeah. That's that's progress, Henry. We've made real
progress here during today's session.
Thank you for attending my therapy session. I
like to record them and not monetize them
because we're not getting any money from this,
but publicized them, I guess.
I would kill a person.
We've made real progress here today, John.
In self defense.
You're finally standing up for yourself.
Wow. This is a didn't realize that an
evil therapist.
What?
You're being assertive. You're taking control the situation.
You have the nice.
Yeah I'm taking ultimate control of the situation.
And I think with that,
I'm gonna let you
tell our
dear fam
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That's right. If you're the secret service d
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